Welcome my brothers, to the tales of the Pathetic Marines, the Emperors Least Favored Sons! Hours ago on a thread much like this one, the Emperor called his weakest and most Pathetic sons to go on a crusade against the vile Archtraitor Horus! But as of now, we need more to be defined as truly Pathetic Marines!
(We need to establish more characters and organization to our band of misfit badasses.)
Relevant posts for those uninitiated:
>>48261306
>>48261603
>>48261886
>>48262129
>>48262411
>>48262759
Now come my brothers, take up your gift and follow us to Pathetic Glory!
http://www.miniwargaming.com/deathwatch_itemgenerator
Captain of the Blindwing Scout Company reporting for duty!
I friend of the chapter sent me this depiction of myself. Only now I understand what was that heavy thing that I've been carrying in my left hand for many years.
>>48275901
LO Brothers! behold! For i have found a wrench!
>>48275934
Praised be the Erasmus! For he has not found a wrench! But THE wrench! A most sacred relic from Mars!
Dark Eldar Clone Field
4+ invulnerable
maybe i can make multiple copies of myself to confuse Horus
>>48275485
Flamer Guy reporting for duty. Do we have a 1d4chan page yet?
>>48276437
Not as of yet, I'm not sure how to set one up.
>>48276477
So it's a waiting game eh?
>>48275485
Greetings Brothers!
All hail the Pathetic Marines! I am ready to deploy with my fellow assault marines at our captains command.
Let us flail helplessly before our enemies!
>>48276931
Hail brother! Let me fix your jump pack first. It seems to be lacking....
Everything.
Brother thy jump pack is but a painted crate.
>>48276931
I shall use my mighty weapon to let you know exactly where to land.
>>48277078
I have seen the vile orks fly with less, TAKE TO THE SKY BROTHERS!
>>48277150
You might need a push from an elevated position brother. Directly above the position of the enemy.
>Power Fist
>Additional Traits: Unrefined (-1 S)
I taped a car battery to my fist.
>>48277253
Must be Ork made.
>>48275485
>Eldar D-Scythe
>Template, S D, AP 2, Heavy 1, Distort Scythe
>Additional Traits: Unrefined (-1 S), Refined (+1 S)
Am I pathetic enough to join? I can't even into maximum edge.
>Digital Weapons
Ook?
>>48277280
>Additional Traits: Unrefined (-1 S), Refined (+1 S)
So bad it's good, welcome aboard friend
Brother the emperor has granted me a Siginum! May my strikes be forever true for the glory of the god emperor.
>>48277355
I shall serve the cheaper gloriously! But please pass the duct tape brother, I need to re tape the handle again.
What are our chapter tactics?
BATTLE BROTHERS!
>>48277706
Brother!
>>48277689
Do the Legion of the Damned have chapter tactics? If so think theirs plus more bizarre.
>>48277689
Our beacon brothers, aided by the blind scouts, guide our forces to the enemies of the Emperor.
With our diverse (seemingly random) selection of weaponry, our enemies can never expect or adapt to us. No matter the foe, one amongst us will have the tool needed.
>>48277689
Blind, Rage.
>>48277723
>>48277706
My fucking sides.
>>48277689
We strike as one. Every Pathetic Marine deploys together, all at once. And we do so with a mad laugh upon our lips! Aside from that and the Blindwing Scouts, not much yet.
>>48277723
Brothers! my squad has been decimated in a matter of seconds when i glanced aside! There is foul warp treachery afoot!
>>48277821
>one amongst us will have the tool needed.
I assume we are very good at coordinated juggling.
Brothers! I have been blessed with the holy auspex!
>>48277930
We have to be at this point.
BROTHERS! I've lost my Land raider Keys, I think I locked them inside the Chapter Masters quarters!
>>48278075
This will need art.
The only thing that could have made this better is if it had been a bunch of random Imperial citizens being sent off, we could all have taken a guess at what our stats would be.
>>48278077
Quickly, someone toss him something to cut through the door!
>>48275485
These already exist though, they're called the Lamenters.
>>48278083
HBG did make a request.
>>48278129
Randomized hilarity.
>>48278138
Nah man. Lamanters are UNLUKCY marines. These marines are the worst of all space marines.
>>48278138
What, there's another chapter with even worse luck than us?...QUICKLY BROTHERS, WE MUST ASSIST THE LAMENTERS IF WE ARE ABLE TO!
Anything I can do to assist my battle brothers?!
Our chapter's purpose is twofold
1. To show that even the emperors most pathetic of sons are bounds better than any traitorous heretic or treacherous Xenos
2. No matter how bad your chapter is, you're still not the worst.
>>48278311
That's a truly encouraging-discouraging fact!
This twofoldness reinforces strongly your point!
Someone should be transformed into a writefag to write our stories.
I would, but then again, I'm blind and can't see the keyboard.
>>48278356
>I'm blind and can't see the keyboard.
As am I brother, as am I.
>>48278382
That's why you are one of the members of the Blindwing, one of the most respectable (read as ''slightly less pathetic'') sergeants even!
Necron Tesseract guy #2 reporting for duty.
I still have no idea what this thing does.
Pathetic Marines: the stupid bastards who turn up to battle either hungover as fuck, or still drunk from the night before.
Remember, you can't field tanks if all of your marines have received a driving ban.
Something to do with all those points they got from doing donuts in a razorback in the courtyard of the local Ecclesiarch's palace.
>>48278484
OI! I still have my driving licence!
...only I can't seem to find it...
FOR OUR MOST GRACIOUS FATHER THE EMPEROR!
>>48278484
Dont be ridiculous brother, they simply require a driving supervisor from the Administratum. If a supervisor is unavailable one must only recite the litany of vehicular foritude and attach safety servitors to all sides of the tank.
>>48278484
>Something to do with all those points they got from doing donuts in a razorback in the courtyard of the local Ecclesiarch's palace.
Wait. We have vehicles?
>>48278546
I think he means the chapter saunas. I always wondered why they had wheels...
>>48278546
Yes, but I like to think that most of them are chassis being carried around by safety servitors because the treads are fucked. And our land raider got stuck inside the top floor of a building...somehow.
>>48278573
>>48278582
I assumed we were like the LoD, but with pathetic marines filled with holy vigor.
>>48278582
I know not of this land raider, but if you are seeking our chapters mobile nap shack I think we left it atop a hive spire somewhere in the sector.
>>48278611
Brother Neutron Blaster...but... you died!
I imagine there is a "practice driving" sticker/sign on the back of every vehicle we own
>>48278484
That guy was a boring bitch and he knows it! Ans did he thank us for purging the Daemons invading his Shrine World? Exactly. Though we did steal all of their alcohol and every Sister of Battle we could find. Hmm...
>>48278635
"STUDENT BATTLE BROTHER ON BOARD"
>>48278622
He's a most Pitiful Pathetic Dreadnought now.
I also imagine that the tesle choppa is just a regular choppa with some spraky bitz ductaped on to make it look flashy. No idea how it got in the armoury though...
>>48278635
If they can be found underneath all of the blood and safety servitors, I'm sure they're there.
>>48278622
No Pathetic Marine ever dies! We merely advance towards the Reclusium of Eternal Napping to recuperate!
>>48278622
I vote to put him in a Patheticnought Chassis, so that he can still be canonically with us
>>48278656
You rascal anticipated me!
It's a miracle that the departum minostorum is still giving us supplies
>>48278730
They actually aren't.
Keep it a secret but these things most of our battlebrothers think we are getting via Ministrorum are actually ''gifts'' we procured thanks to some Marines we got from the chapter of the... uuh..mmm... I think the name was Red Chickens.
>>48278800
I'm pretty sure the name was Maroon Dodos, Captain.
>>48278816
Oh really?
I would have sworn it was Red Chickens!
Oh well, I appreciate the help young battle brother, my memory isn't the same as it was 258 years ago.
>>48278816
I'm pretty sure it was the scarlet sparrows, brother
>>48278656
EVEN IN DEATH, I STI- *zzzzzzzz*
>>48275485
Greetings brother, I feared that you had forgotten about this.
>>48278854
I thought they were the Crimson Hawks
>>48278907
I would never forget the Chapter I helped found!
(I was up till 2 in the morning last night and I woke up at noon, sorry about that.)
Brothers! I just remembered!
We need to divide the Companies!
We may be pathetic, but, Emperor preserve us, but not stupid!
How many Companies will we have?How are we going to name our Battle Barge, the one that didin't crash into the hulk?
I propose our champion rotates between the melta bomb marines. If he blows himself up, he died in glorious combat for the emperor. If he doesn't, obviously he isn't pathetic enough to hold such a prestigious title
>>48278956
It's possible. I do remember one of their marines I think. His name was Cyprus or something... Rather bleak and rude marine.
>>48278995
Also the ones with plasma gun should be able to be champions, they too have an aweful tendency to blow themselves upSee the late Brother Neutron Blaster
>>48278991
What Battle Barge that didn't crash into the Hulk?
And as we have one Marine from every non-Traitor Space Marine Chapter, I'd say around several dozen.
>>48279009
Bleak? Nooooo
I remember one quote of him that was outrageously beautyful!
''Say it now, before the cleansing begins.''
Altho yeah, he was actually quite rude, one of the scouts strated crying after he said it, as a matter of fact.
Brothers I found another piece of equipment next to what I presume is a sleeping battle brother.
>Heavy Flamer
>Additional Traits: Sniper
Anyone who needs a new piece of wargear?
>>48279043
The one that had a big chicken-winged long-haired man right in front of the command bridge. It was the most stylish if you ask me.
>>48279055
Our sighted-flamer brother will be so happy of this new wargear!
>>48279055
Toss it to someone with a throwable powerfist. so they have something to use when they don't have the powerfist.
>>48279021
It's Patheticnought Neutron Blaster now.
Techmarine Erasmus placed my gooified remains into the chassis of this mighty Fail Engine and by the grace of the Emperor, I was reborn.
>Lascannon
>Additional Traits: Blind, Precision Shot / Strike
He may not be able to see. But damn if he isn't the best shot in the chapter.
Which to be fair isn't saying much
>>48278441
Well I have been gifted a "combi-weapon" that gets hot, without any further information. I still don't know what I'm firing to this day.
>Genestealer Claw
> Throwable, one use only, rending, instant death.
Eeeeeeeeh i'll harm youuuu!
>>48279160
>Which to be fair isn't saying much
Well at least he can hit one side of a barn from inside the barn. Which is slightly better than me.
>>48278991
I call Captain of the 4th Company. All blunted weapon marines to me.
>>48279194
Well the Blindwings are our 10th company, right?
Our chapter Master shall be Heavy Bolter Guy, his honorguard are the ones with the ammo though. If all of the honorguard are killed, he may no longer fire his weapon.
>>48279194
>>48279207
10th Company: Scout company
Homorific name: Blindwing
Speciality: (Litteral) Blind faith in the Emperor, (very) short range scouting, (extremely) long range yelling.
But now...
Now the 4th company needs a honorific name too!
>>48279269
Blunthammers?
>>48279269
What company can I fit into?
>>48279238
I am completely fine with this, but Tesla Choppa Guy and Scoped Flamer Guy are part of my Command Squad as well.
Power Maul
Additional Traits: Night Vision, Blind
Well... this is discouraging
>>48275485
Ork Power Klaww
S x2, AP 1, Unwieldy
Additional Traits: Precision Shot / Strike, Master-crafted, Refined (+1 S)
I have the finest powerclaw ever made Brothers!
>>48279287
Hell yea
>>48279269
Might I recommend Barnsiders?
In honor of their firing accuracy, of course.
Our first company is comprised of all the marines with throwable melee weapons.
>>48279292
Welcome to the Blindwing brother!
>>48279283
>>48279287
Not only they should, but they MUST! As they were the first two to answer to Pathetic Call to fight the Archtraitor
Dibs on the 6th "Do I Yourself" Company. All unrefined weapons here.
Y/N?
>>48279306
Of course!
>>48279292
Indeed welcome! Your night vision capabilities will certainly hel....
Oh
>Power sword
> concussive, haywire, fleshbane and refined.
I call captain of the third company.
I have an important question... what do we do about the Jokearo? >>48277321
>>48279333
*Do it yourself
How pathetic
>>48279356
give it a banana, duh
>>48279333
I approve, and if our Chapta Masta approves, until nobody challenges your command that is, ypu could also be its captain, as it was you that first proposed its creation!
>>48279356
Third company captain here. i shall incorporate him into my command squad.
>>48279297
Assault company, to me, we shall smite our foes with the glorious close combat weapons gifted from the EMPRAH
>>48279346
Very well, everyone with Fleshbane is under your command!
Also, everyone with Soulreaver should be in the Second Company, because "soulreaver" is a kickass word.
>>48279356
Their quarters on our fortress monastery shall be the yet unclaimed cylindrical section known as "the barrel"
>>48279370
>>48279376
Nooooo, I have a better idea!
Make him our Chaplain
>>48279376
Ook.
>>48279370
Ok-ook.
>>48279394
>>48279393
Sure why not.
>>48279055
>>48279090
How though?
>>48279405
Ook!
Going to buy a squad of sternguard and a captain tomorow. This is happening.
>>48279423
Because he will have an upgrade to hisalready precise and strong flamer
Boltgun
Additional Traits: Instant Death, Monster Hunter
Who's in charge of our devastator company?
>>48279426
Welcome strange short and orange Battle Brother!
...
How is your ring a multi-melta?
>>48279423
"It's not about why, it's about why not?! Why are our flamers scoped, why don't you build your own unscoped flamer that won't burn you on the way out, becuase you are banished! No, not you neophyte, you are doing fine"
- Taken from vox recording by former chapter master C Johnsonarius
>>48279455
No Devastator company is present as of yet
>>48279449
One scoped Flamer is good enough for me, but how am I to snipe with a heavy Flamer?
All the poor bastards with melta bombs and grenades are in 2nd company. The Akbars.
>>48279459
>Aims at rocky outcropping with his left foot.
>*Thrum-zaboom!*
>There is now a puddle of molten rock there instead.
Ook ok ook-ook?
>>48279445
Aww, wish I had the time to build my own little dude for this...
Anyways, props to you Anon. Now we really get shit done here!
>>48279490
With the sniper trait of course!
and while you are at it, you could use the most holy duct tape from Mars and merge the two
>>48279302
Now hold on, we don't have the worst aim, our guns merely have worse range. To make up for this we deploy ourselves as the vanguard.
Also if the guy who had the Combi-Plasma with the increased range and blunted on it is here, I am naming you as part of my command squad.
>>48279486
Well, i feel i would be best suited in that or in the sternguard, but idk
>>48279510
It's not the craziest thing I've seen.
>>48279492
It was already decide that they are the Chapter Champions.
When one explodes, another takes his place.
And if they don't explode, then they aren't pathetic enough to be our Champion.
>>48279497
Excellent!
>>48279445
Doubly excellent!
Everybody needs to buy a squad of tac marines and make some pathetic marines! Captains need to make their command squads.
>Tyranid Adrenal Gland
Fleet and Furious Charge. If removed from model it is destroyed and kills the host on a 5+ (6+ if Apothecary in squad)
Umm, guys..
>>48279535
But wouldn't that make them pathetic though? They're too pathetic to explode so...
>>48279577
And someone should make the Jokaro chaplain...whose currently walking on his hands and has his Digital Weapon on one of his toes.
>>48279532
THIS
IS
GLORIOUS
Now I only need to learn to run at super high speed and stick 115 thuder hammers on me!
>Nukemarine with 172 Melta Bombs
This will be our greatest Champion's equipement
>Perfectly balance a fully crewed earthshaker cannon on each shoulder
This will be the greatest devastator marine ever
>>48279624
Also he's holding a banana with the other foot.
Someone needs to run a deathwatch game with some of these characters.
>>48279618
Their competent enough to not die on the battlefield.
>>48279544
Flamer
Additional Traits: Force, Twin linked
Melt the soul as well as the flesh, jeez
We need more brothers For the psychic choir!
>>48279628
That Anon in the screencap didn't get that power armor is self carrying, but FFG probably didn't want the game to be too outlandish. Ever heard the tale of Dougie McIssac? Sorry, Cap, but the Flash Marine is a build only BA tech marines in mk6 armor can achieve.
>>48279666
You know how they say:
''Die for the Emperor, or die trying!''
>>48279690
This is saddening...
I would have run the wrong way anyway and injured or even killed by accident some of the others scouts
>>48279732
>Run in Termie armor
Unless you're wearing Tartaros that wouldn't happen.
The Sixth Company of the Pathetic Marines, Captained by former Iron Hands marine Timmius Allenus, is known as the "Do It Yourselfers" due to their tendency to strip down and rebuild their weapons. The company has the largest amount of Techmarines in the chapter and are responsible for maintaining all of the chapters equipment. They are very similar to ork mekboyz constantly adding more and more attachments and functions to their weapons, most of which do not work as intended. All equipment used in this company is given the unrefined trait.
>>48279764
Some believe they do it just to trigger the shit out of the mechanicus.
>>48279792
Some would totally be correct. Fuck those guys.
>>48279751
What?
You liar!
Seeing a Terminator walking is awe-inspiring and cool!
I CAN NOT BE COOL!
I must be pathetic! As our doctrine commands!
A running Terminator looks goofy, therefore it looks PATHETIC!
>>48279833
I just had a mental image of a squad of terminators waddling like penguins and i cannot stop laughing.
Im turning in for the night, I will catch up with you guys in morning, but for now, peace out
>>48279864
Sleep tight battle brother
>>48279864
Goodnight brother!
>>48279864
Rip the flesh! Salt the wound! brother!
>>48279616
Jesus Christmas
>>48277706
I am honored to be the first amongst my battle brothers to have his visage presented in the full miniature glory. The Emperor has truly favored me this day.
I pray that in my patheticness, I'll be worthy of His gift, claws of a vile xeno glued to a stick with a sign "Property of Blood Ravens". I wonder at the skill of the chapter who created this relic, for who but them would be able to steal the very hands of a genestealer, propably without the xeno noticing?
>>48279993
I wish for you to join my command squad. Those claws look like they can Rip and Tear pretty good.
>>48280016
>Rip and Tear
I can hear some of our brothers in the distance, playing the holy rythm with relic guitars from Terra
>>48280016
I would be honored, and Rip and Tear are great names for my weapons. Indeed, one of them even has Fleshbane property!
>Genestealer Claw
>S User, AP 5, Rending
>Additional Traits: Force, Shred
and
>Genestealer Claw
>S User, AP 5, Rending
?Additional Traits: Fleshbane, Refined (+1 S), Unrefined (-1 S), Timewarp (+1 I)
>voxaphone rings
"HURR DURR HAI GAIS ITS CAPTAIN POTATUS MAXIMUS FROM THE ADP--the, uh, the ADEPT--I mean, uh, THE ADEPTUS RETARDES! WANNA HAVE A PLAYDATE?"
>a slurring but sane male voice comes over the vox
"Pleash excuzhe my brutha-captain here, h-...he is not the sharpessht tool in the shhed, sho to shhhspeak. This is Aposhecary Martin of the Adeptus Retardesh. There'sh shum zxhenos that have arrived in our shishtum and we could use shum ashishtance in puuurging them.
I may have had too much to drink."
The 7th Company of the Pathetic Marines, Captained by former Iron Fists' Techmarine Utilitus Maximus, is known as the "Utensils" due to only having equipment items. They are a purely support unit that runs into battle armed with only their items, fists, and unshakable faith in the Emperor.
I'm doing something very pathetic right now
>when you try to reroll
Power Sword
Additional Traits: Scoped (+1 BS)
>>48280266
That will be your weapon, fellow Captain!
Yuo see battel bruva, when haev scope on sword, no cut will miss!
>>48280266
>>48280305
Scopes on Power swords, scopes on flames
But don't put that shit on a lascannon. At that point you're just being SILLY.
>>48280266
A weapon fit for a pathetic son of the emperor!
> bolt pistol
> additional traits: melta, armourbane
By Holy Terra, I am dedicated to the destruction of the enemy's vehicles and heavy infantry. That is what a bolt pistol excels at, is it not?
Ok, I'm the first among my critics, and probably I'm right.
Here I just wanted to do something nice.
I like Wobbly Model Syndrome if you can't tell.
If it looks pathetic then it's fitting.
I would do the same thing with my Honor Guard, was I not afraid of disappoint them.
>>48280666
Absolutely pathetic, Brother.
>>48280666
> First among my critics
Meaning I am the first to say my drawing skills with Microsoft paint suck.
Since initiates have to be scouts before becoming fully fledged Battle Brothers, the Blindwing scout company is not only exclusive to blind marines.
Still, everyone needs to be blind in some way, otherwise the name of the company would make no sense.
So here you go with the company captain's great idea to cover the eyes of the initiates.
>>48280666
Bernardt MT Condesed make some ugly ''f''s.
>>48280744
Thank you, Brother.
>>48275485
Dark Elder Hexrifle
36", S X, AP 4, Assault 1, Sniper, Arcane Payload (i.e. Precision Shot = Instant Death)
Additional Traits: Precision Shot / Strike, Gets Hot, Melta
I'm still not sure how I came about this meltagun/sniper combo
>>48280783
You are perfectly fitting for the Assault Company 10/10
Ork Power Klaww
S x2, AP 1, Unwieldy
Additional Traits: Refined (+1 S), Concussive Rending Quickened (+1 A)
I think I might be too effective for the pathetic marines
Re-roll gives me
Power Lance
Additional Traits: Blind
Much worse
>>48280891
We got another blindwing here.
So any progress on getting at 1d4chan page? I can do it when I get home from work but that's not for a couple of hours.
>>48280891
>Power Lance
>Additional Traits: Blind
Welcome in the Blindwing, brother
>>48281008
I think first we need to make a cohesive lore about the chapters.
Right now we have just random information and fun facts.
>>48279333
>Eldar Shuriken catapult
>12", S 4, AP 5, Assault 2, Bladestorm (i.e. AP 2 on 6s)
>Additional Traits: Force
I bet it turns out to be a literal catapult somehow.
>Cyclone Missile Launcher
>Additional Traits: Pinning, Night Vision, Blind
Brothers, behold! a new piece of war gear that I wasStolentotally gifted from another chapter for our Blindwing Scouts to wield and reign holy fire and retribution on our enemies!
>>48281042
Didn't mean to comment
>Thunderhammer
>Additional Traits: Precision Shot/Strike, Gauss
Greetings Brothers!
>>48281056
Truly, the blind wing are the envy of all blind men!
>>48281042
How did you get your hands on that you filthy mon'keigh?
>Necron Voidblade
>S User, AP 4, Entropic Strike, Rending
>Additional Traits: Monster Hunter, Concussive
Flamer Guy here. Now I can rest knowing that I'm not going to be without an extra weapon.
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>48281218
XENO DETECTED! PATHETICNOUGHT NEUTRON BLASTER ENGAGING!
(Rolling for Gets Hot)
>>48281248
Emperor preserve us
>>48281206
What? I can't understand what are you talking about!
I can't see it!
>>48281218
Foolish Xenos! We are the Emperors Most Pathetic, and you will die knowing that His lowest sons are eons above you! BROTHERS, CHARGE!
"Blindwing, report!"
"I don't see anything, Captain!"
"Don't see anything here either!"
"Alright! The Landing zone is clear!"
-Blindwing transmission while securing a drop sight in the center of an Ork WAAAAAAGH
>>48281293
Its okay sir, just come to the range with me and you can try it out for yourself to see if it meets your standards!
>>48281344
Very well, brother, let me try it.
I can hear explosions.
They sing to my ears!
>>48281248
>>48281330
As if your feeble attempts could harm the likes of me. The greatest of your kind have fallen before the Eldar, you have no hope.
>>48281218
We bested you with our Void Combat Strategies!
>>48281374
Chaplain Jokarro, make him repent.
>>48281369
I am quite pleased our newest weapon meets your approval sir! I will redouble my efforts to find more.
>>48281374
That's cute, but I will admit, the scythe I took from your fallen warrior's corpse is pretty bitchin, especially when I use it to cut down more Eldar.
>>48281374
Additional firepower required! Taking gift from armory!
>Bolt Pistol; Gets Hot
Truly, the Emperor has blessed his most pathetic dreadnought.
Chapter name: Pathetic Marines
Colors: None, standard ceramite
Chapter Insignia: >
Warcry:
Homeworld: None
Current base: The Bastion of Weakness
Chapter Master: Heavy Bolter Guy
Chapter Master Honor Guard: Scoped Flamethrower Marine, Tesla Choppa Astartes, Patheticnought Neutron Blaster (?)
Chapter Chaplain: Jokearo the jokearo
Psykers: Librarian Flamer
I Company, Throwers: one-time-use weapons company
II Company, Soulreavers:
III Company, Fleshbanes:
Captain: Fleshbane
Captain’s Honor Guard: Genestealer Claw Marine
IV Company, Blunthammers: all weapons are blunted
Captain:Blunted Lascannon Marine
V Company:
VI Company, Do It Yourselfers: (mostly) techmarine company, have only unrefined equipment
Captain: Timmius Allenus
VII Company, Utensils: support company
Captain: Utilitus ‘’Iron Halo’’ Maximus
VIII Company:
IX Company:
X Company, Blindwing: scout company, every non-scout space marine is blind
Captain: Blind Thunderhammer Terminator
Captain’s Honorguard: Blind Gauss Missile Launcher Guy
It is to be completed still, becuase many Battle Bruvas still need to be allocated in a company.
>>48281434
You're so hot, the Battle barge just can't handle you.
we need a writefag to write some fluff about each company and it's captain.
>>48281406
>Whispering via vox
Sir, you know that Jokearo interprets repentance as ''brutal slaughter''?
>>48281434
I understand you, brother.
I tried to reroll 3 times.
All times the weapons had Blind.
>>48281454
T-that's lewd, captain!
>>48281441
I would be honored to be a part of your honor guard.
>>48281454
I worry my Fail Engine may not handle ne either...
>>48281473
I can write about myself myself, and my horrible attempt at drawing already gives something about the X company
>>48281434
I shall concede this encounter, mon'keigh, but only because I wish not to be caught in your inevitable self destruction.
>>48281480
>whispering in reply
I know, but think of the moral boost that his multi-melta will give us. Also he terrifies me.
>>48281495
You are welcome Brother! Your sheer hotness will lighten up the way to our scouts!
And in case of another tragic demise of yours you will be a most blessed bonefire to drunkely sing around at night.
>>48281495
Er, Heavy Bolter Guys honor guard.
>>48281514
You'd better run, it's only a matter of time before I roll snake eyes, then the charred remains of my patheticnought shall be place into AN EVEN LARGER PATHETICNOUGHT!
>>48281441
Is my weaponry pathetic enough to be admitted to a company?
>>48281554
If you keep blowing up, one day wel will have in our hands the only Pateticus Pattern Titan in existence.
>>48281573
My company will get working on it right away. Now where did I leave my duct tape....
>>48281569
Personally, I'd put you in the devastator company, only it has yet to be created.
Also, you lot from overseas can keep updating the chart.
Right now I must go to slumber.
>>48281618
Captain, with my scythe being an unrefined, yet refined...where do I belong?
>>48281711
With us brother, never doubt that.
Brothers! I have arrived for muster and the Emperor hath granted me with a twin-linked multi-melta!
FOUR MELTAS, my Brothers! What company do I fall under?
>>48281725
I never will, chapter master!
My only wish is that the chapter can place me where I can be best utilized and take the fight to our enemies as pathetically as we can!
>Multi-melta
>Additional Traits: Sniper, Interceptor
Truly Brothers, not even the Xeno aircraft will be safe from my pathetic fury!
>>48281976
Another brother for the devastator company perhaps?
>>48281441
I love how we're letting a Jokero being out head preacher marine.
>>48282157
Oook! oook Oook ook ook... Ook ook-Oook Oook Ooook Oook!
Oook Ook Ooook OOOOOOOOOOOOK!!
(And Lo! There was bananas... And from the darkness we were the light to claim these banannas! In the name of the bananna emprah CHARGE!!!)
>>48282408
You're killing me.
>>48282408
Yes, Brother Jokero, the golden hue of bananas does remind me of the Emperor.
>>48284218
Yes, bananas are also good for lubricating the Omnisiah's machines. Praise the Banana Machine Emperor.
And now I must sleep my brothers. May the tales of our Pathetic Glory continue on the morrow!
>necron nebuloscope (ignores cover)
How does this even work?
>>48284499
Might I ask, brother techmarine, how exactly did you and the other techies of our chapter manage to interne the bucket of my gooified remains into this patheticnought?
Are we Officially the Adeptus Patheticus?
>Chainsword
>Additional Traits: Thrown
Ready to do my worst for the Emperor!
>>48279486
I said I was the captain in the first thread now get in front of me so I don't die
>>48284973
That is a rather hazy memory brother. I remember it involving 20 barrels of Fenrisian ale, a shovel, a damaged crozius, a copy of the Lectito Divinitatus and i'm pretty sure brother Jokero was doing some kind of silly dance.
>>48281441
IX company, meatshields
this company is built with the most pathetically strong marines, marines that overcompensate with the heaviest weapons they were given by the emperor. The chapter master, afrayedof neckruns pathetically "leads" the company from behind his brothers where either is safe. The chapter master also has PTSD when it comes to anything relating to necrons and often tells the devastators to charge when confronted with literally any enemy. Only the most pathetic of heavy weapon specialist serve under a totally not cowardly just a pathetic chapter master that doesn't use heavy weapons himself.
Special war cry for the company
>protect the company captain!
>>48285643
>where either is safe
Where he is safe as in me, It only makes sense for my underl-fellow marines protect their superior
My fellow pathetic battle brothers you all seem to be having issues hitting your marks. Perhaps I could be of assistance?
>>48285701
Nonsense, just charge the enemy
>>48285709
Captain shouldn't you be leading the charge yourself?
>>48285709
Then I will attempt to punch them in slightly more effective spots!
>Heavy Flamer
>Additional Traits: Gets Hot, Interceptor
I shall be Pathetic Devastator
>>48285729
Of course not! The marines need me to guide them! From behind if course
>>48285736
That's the spirit, Fight hard brother!
>>48285804
Captain i don't think we should be sending our devastators on glory charges. Or neither are any of us for that matter. Since we were un-supplied me and our other techmarine brothers have been using recycled ration crates to make our armors. And on that note we used the food cans as well.
>>48275485
>Flamer
>Additional Traits: Force
HUDDA HUDDA HRMMM!
MRRRRRPH!
>>48285875
Oh so YOU'RE the expert in devestaor squads now. Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was the devastators company captain but oh no.
Fucking charge marine I make the rules around here
This fail engine must rest.
Wake me again when the blindwing discovers the enemies of man...
>>48285970
You're gonna be asleep for a while
I think the Pathetic Marines should get free transports without Gladius.
>>48285281
Adeptus Retardes, rolls off the tongue better.
>>48286001
But that is already a recognused chapter of the adeptus astartes!
>>48285963
I meant no disrespect Captain, just reminding you that there is a reason why our armors smell like potted meat and that your company holds the last of our unimprovised weapons. I am not telling you what to do, i am telling you to take care.
>>48286142
Shall we be the Adeptus Spergatorium?
>>48281795
If you are uncertain of your place, the 4th Company will gladly make an exception for such a pathetic weapon.
>>48282408
Truely, you are wise, preacher.
Greetings brothers I have returned!
>>48279846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwNoYghQk7s
