>The mercenary admits to you that she discovered clients started taking her more seriously as a spell-slinger after she began to dress like a tart.
>>48273981
Find a better DM, preferably one who's not mentally 16.
The spell caster that wears armor expects to be hit. If you're hiring a spell caster, and they aren't wearing protective armor, they're either confident or stupid. From a meta perspective, why wouldn't you wear protective gear? From a certain point of view, the guy wearing heavy armor and a mace expects to get hit, and wears it to protect himself. Is the spell caster expecting to get in close quarters combat? Can she hit someone with that walking stick she carries? Or should she be frying the enemies from a distance?
>>48273981
>that CGI
>>48273981
I guess I'm part of the problem then?
>>48273981
So wear a nice dress for meetings with clients and sensible gear in the field. Were you not doing that anyway? That's just common etiquette.
>>48274128
>From a meta perspective, why wouldn't you wear protective gear?
Depends on the setting. In Dungeons and Dragons, mage armor only works on unarmored targets, and many spellcasters don't get trained to cast spells in restrictive armor.
>>48274223
>Wasting a turn to cast Mage armor
>Only 4 armor anyway
>Still only 1d6 HP
>Not using flight, teleport, mirror image, invisibility or some other game-breaking spell that makes you infinitely more useful than the non-casters by level mid level.
>DnD
>>48274256
>>Wasting a turn to cast Mage armor
It lasts for a fucking hour dude.
>The OP is still a random-picture, one dentence posting faggot
>>48274256
Mage armor lasts all day. You cast it in the morning, not during combat, and it gives you scale mail level protection without any weight or noise.
Earlier editions of D&D have lots of problems, but maybe you shouldn't complain about games you don't understand.
>>48274256
>>48274316
Sorry, 8 hours. One expended 1st level spell slot for 8 hours of boosted A is not going to screw you up so much you can't use those others if you need them, which by the way, are mostly much more temporary, and some of which are concentration-based.
>>48273981
>clients started taking her more seriously
Well, started taking her more, maybe, but I doubt it's serious.
Sex appeal sells. It even sells magic.
>>48273981
>Distracts targets
>Distracts clients
>Distracts hubby dearest from all the shit you're pulling when you're supposedly "out with friends"
There's literally no reason for assassins not to dress like sluts
>>48274352
>Not a Warlock.
>Not getting it Mage Armor at-will and don't have to give up a spell slot.
Why even live?
>>48275241
>>Distracts hubby dearest from all the shit you're pulling when you're supposedly "out with friends"
"I thought my wife was a cuckolding slut but she was actually just a serial killer. Now I don't know how to feel."
>>48274128
> The spell caster that wears armor expects to be hit.
> Is the spell caster expecting to get in close quarters combat?
What are arrows?
>>48275601
No no, it should be more like "I Thought My Wife Was A Cuckold But It Turned Out She's A Serial Killer?!"
>>48275842
>*Was Cheating On Me
>>48275842
>>48275876
"I Thought My Wife Was Cheating On Me But It Turned Out She's A Serial Killer?! Expand Zwei!!!"
Frankly id just be happy my wife still loves me and try to be as supportive of her murderous ways as I can so she doesnt kill me next. Also she's my wife she's hot and i love her.
>>48275601
>>48275904
>A wacky, lighthearted Light Novel about a man and his marriage to a serial killer who tries to keep him out of her business as much as possibleuntil halfway through the story suddenly does a 360 and becomes incredibly dark, ending with the wife not coming home for a month and the husband using the "emergency" box his wife had prepared for him so he can escape the country, forge a new identity and live under the protection of a man she trusts
Fund it!
>>48275904
>Wife
Oh please, it's a shitty LN so it has to be some shit like "My Big Sister" or "My Highschool Crush".
>>48273981
>the mercenary admits he got more clientele when he adopted a gruff tone of voice
>>48275601
"I mean, yeah, I'm happy I've got an equal killer to spend my life with, but if she's not going around behind my back like I am her then how am I supposed to convince her that SHE's the one that got us Mummy Crotch Rot."
![Cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uuaphbe.jpg "Cover[1].jpg")
>>48276094
>There are no LNs where the main characters are married
>>48276135
"They were just so convincing. I mean, it isn't cheating if it's not with people, right? That's just masturbating. And mummies aren't people, they're undead, that's why it's okay to kill them."
"Look, just talk to her. It will only go worse if she has to find out on her own."
>>48276117
Elf admits she has to crossdress to be seen as competent at tracking
>>48276232
>The Orc admits he paints his skin a dull green to seem more exotic and fit the bill
>>48274256 In earlier editions Armor lasts indefinitely if you aren't hit.
You could cast in the day before you adventure, then put a new spell in the slot.
>>48277906
The human admits he acts like a xenophobic asshole purely because all the other races already assumed that he is, because he is human, and would rather open a bakery than hunt tribes of goblins and kobolds.
>>48276159
do they SS in it?
>>48274256
Mage armor lasts all day, and low level wizards don't have access to any of the other shit.
>>48275325
>Why even live?
Not having such a limited number of spell slots and being so dependent on short rests to be useful?
>>48275241
>there's literally no reason for assassins not to dress like sluts
Disagree.
>At the height of the feast, the hired musician slips into a casting of Song of Discord while in the midst of his lyrical recounting of the Slaying of Thauglor the Black.
>>48276232
>elf
>crossdress
So he undoes the top two buttons of his tunic?
>>48275774
What is Wind Wall? Or Obscuring Mist? Or a Ring of Deflection? Or Entropic Shield? Or cover granting illusions?
If a spellcaster doesn't want to get hit by arrows, they're not getting hit by arrows.
>the caster hasn't bound a savage to her will to serve as a bodyguard and shieldbearer
you all need to step your game up
