You must now design a setting with the logic and atmosphere of a harlequin romance novel. What do you do?
Every male is a barbarian.
Every woman is a serving wench.
All rape all the time.
>>48267493
I feel like I remember something like this already existing. The FABIO system, or something.
>>48267515
This
>>48267515
Yeah TG's done this shit at least 3 times now. I should save the screen cap next time.
I liked the one with the Mystery stat and so on.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>48267493
I roll to kill myself.
>>48267507
>All rape all the time.
I don't think you know what a Harlequin romance is.
>>48267532
You mean you should save it THIS time.
Character creation for male characters and female characters is split. There's no Strength attribute; it's always just "higher than hers" or "lower than his", respectively.
>>48267590
no no, here it is.
>>48267646
Well all right then.
>>48267493
>harlequin romance
Ah yes, the last refuge of any late 20 something who realizes she shouldn't have put her career ahead of everything
>>48267672
They're read by housewives trapped in unhappy marriages, dude. And by fans of camp and so-bad-it's-good schlock.
>>48267507
>>48267672
I always wonder how is it even possible for people to not know what a halrequin is, but they talk about them anyway. I mean reading one takes what? An hour?
