Hi guys! I made a meatbread for my birthday based on the recipe from 1d4chan. /ck is butchering the poor thing, but I figured you'd all want to look/join the beating.
>>>/ck/7875867
A decent thread died for this: >>48250627
Also, why did you post this here?
Also, also, >>>/ck/7875888
>>48263905
I appreciate your revival of a piece of /tg/ history.
Even if I'm terrified of it.
>>48264517
>not recognizing meatbread
lurk moar newfag
>>48263905
good job anon I'm proud of you
>>48264517
>decent thread
op should khs regardless
>>48263905
>Things that actually happened
>>48263905
It's been a long time.
>>48269268
And yet not long enough it was.
>>48264517
*BLAM*
>>48264517
Was that another fucking goblin slayer thread?
Why the fuck is that insipid soupy shit being plastered all over the board?
Those first replies are pretty funny. CK is ruthless.
I want you all to consider how fucked up it is that my PARENTS are addicted to food I found on 1d4chan. I can't get them to try sushi, but they'll eat them some chan food.
>>48269944
Just feed them human already! I'll join in with you and eat it, then we can gap about it later.
>>48269972
Human? Ewwwe... It tastes like greasy, over-sweet pork. I HATE Pork.
>>48270014
>he actually tried human
All joking aside, I'd love a top quality chef prepared chunk of human. Not to fap or anything weird, just to try and see if I would like it.
>>48270071
You wouldn't. Humans have a bad diet, are stringy, have no marbling, and would be incredibly greasy.
>>48264517
>being on /tg/
>not knowing meatbread
>>48270110
Meh, I've thought about this far too long to give up that easy. Maybe one day I'll have a delicious vegan girlfriend who wants me to slowly amputate her limbs and eat her alive before turning her into my quadriplegic love slave.
>>48270156
Chase that beautiful unicorn, my son. Chase that unicorn.
>>48270198
Thanks anon, you're a real friend. I'm glad your family liked your meatbread. Hope you have a pleasant night and an awesome tomorrow. Or today if you're a bong. I have no idea what time it is.
>>48270231
and when you capture that unicorn, you make steaks out of her. Because fuck mystical beasts. You may also wish to do so literally, because hey, free unicorn sex. And, yeah, it's getting late. See you kids later.
>>48269268
>not posting the better version
>>48263905
How big is it?
>>48263905
>meatbread
I never asked for this nostalgia
>>48263905
Damn I really oughta try making it some day.
Also homepizzas.
How fucking big is that thing
How much do you eat a day
>>48272626
>>>/ck/7875901
>Just remember, that pan is 3 feet by 1 1/2 feet. That thing is larger than any dog my parents have ever owned.
Very fuckin huge
>>48272670
Jesus fucking christ
Why even make something that big? It's only going to be fresh for a couple of days at most. Unless he's getting a squad of people over there's no way that whole thing is being eaten.From what I understand meatbread is meant to be player sustenance and not for a solitary person
>>48272670
I mean that's pretty big for a meatbread, but
>not owning dogs larger than 3 feet
I still don't get why people do this. Well unless they don't have space for a big dog. I like big dogs. The kind you could ride into battle.
But to each their own
>>48272735
Tinydog are just the worst.
Either a big floof dog or a more compact but still floof cat.
>>48263905
How can this considered the orkiest food if it doesn't even have any blood in it?
Or intestines for that matter. I'd imagine orks just mincing the entire animal and throwing it in there.
>>48272735
Need a small dog to get down those burrows.
>>48272765
Fuck yes. Grützwurst with Potatoes and Sauerkraut.
The nickname of Grützwurst in germany translates to "dead grandmother" fyi
>>48272828
>Grützwurst with Potatoes and Sauerkraut.
put that into bread.
>>48272836
and then weight it down to compress it like in the picture in >>>7876636
Might be worth a try
>>48272853
Oh messed up the crossboard link >>>/ck/7876636
>>48272853
I don't see the point in compression.
>>48272868
I don't know. Just thought that mite b gud.
Most likely useless, you are right.
>>48263905
I actually just prepared the dough for a bread with bacon and cheese, but after seeing this abomination, I don't think I can go through with it.
>>48263905
I WANT TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS INSIDE
CUT IT OPEN
>>48272756
>imblyign
>>48272923
Talking about OP or the bread?
>>48272923
It's on the ck thread linked in the first post.
>>48263905
Your next meal, if you ever have a next meal...
>>48272735
Small working breeds are fine if properly trained.
>>48273072
>filename
Top kek'd. 10/10
>>48272957
But then I'd have to go on /ck/.
>>48273475
You don't need to, anon. It's fine.
>>48263905
I'm proud of you, Anon.
Whoops.
Meatbread type food (although more often with fish than meat, but meat version also exists) is a traditional food in my country. Pretty good, actually. You're probably doing it wrong, though.
The reason for it's insane size is mostly due to my father. He eats like he's trying to win a prize for it. Seriously, I've seen him consume 10 pounds of food in a sitting. Personally, I can't eat more than a slice and a half of it myself. It was delicious though.
>>48276905
You wouldn't happen to live in northern florida, would you?
