Oh shit, it's the commissar!
Everyone put on your cool face
>>48244498
Well? Who is it?
>>48244498
I have nerves of steel.
Hope this commissar doesn't think he's getting any of my roast grox, fancy hat or no fancy hat.
Nothin' to see here, sir.
wutz ee' doin in the Administartum offerces?
>>48244498
![blood_axe_by_marauder6272-d47ewaj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S4LCxoF.jpg "blood_axe_by_marauder6272-d47ewaj[1].jpg")
Look at me, I iz kommissar now.
>>48244498
>>48247196
Dat iz some proppa sneakin'.
>>48244544
Mynigga.jpg
We remove xenos now, yes?
51s Sexual Tyransaurous', Reportin'.
>>48244827
That isn't a picture of Jim Carrey on that SNL skit.
10/10 thread
>>48244498
Shit Robert, I heard you bought it on Claxis 5.
aye aye
>>48244498
Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!
Commissar sir, no need to be rude! Perhaps you'll consider ending this fued?
>>48244498
I got my game face on sir
>>48244498
Can't stop the beat. Can't stop the beat. Can't stop the OH SHIT IT'S THE COMMISSAR!
>>48244498
>tfw you banged an Inquisitor
>>48244498
>>48244498
>>48253173
This soldier looks proactive with his rage. Look, he is chasing the cowardly soldiers into the battlefield. He leads by example and with that roaring chain-axe.
Commend this man to Terra. He is an example for us all.
>>48244498
TANKRED IS READY TO ENDURE.
>>48244498
I-I'm ready to serve!
>>48253338
TANKRED HAS DETECTED THE XENO.
>>48244498
*Angry Machine Spirit Noises*
>>48253357
Hmm.... This model seems to be quite defective if it can see human based mutation.... We will need to do some dissection to make sure that... Everything is in order. Maybe an AI would make a suitable... Substitute.
>>48253387
TANKRED HAS BEEN FIRING HIS WEAPONS FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES.
TANKRED STILL ENDURES.
>>48253387
But that's Tech-Heresy Arcmagos-san!
>>48253414
That's the plan... Also, its Arch Magos Dominus Scoria to you...
>>48253412
Hmmm.... I will need to see further how these weapons have endured firing continously that long and how their ammo supply has not been depleted long ago... Yes... Many more Experiments to go... Would be a shame if I found some... Chaotic elements...
>>48253357
Uh... Mr. Tankred, sir? Uh... I-uh, Pelagers are relatives to humans...
>>48247460
Yes that face is proper... here have an STC from before even the dark age of technology!
>>48253483
That gif... I can't fucking even.
>>48253595
get back you /f/aggot
>>48253500
MUTANTS THEN! TANKRED NOWS KNOW THE SITUATION IS EVEN WORSE!
TANKRED SHALL RELAY MISSION DATA TO BATTLE FLEET! COMENCE DAMNATION CRUSADE! INITIATE GENOCIDE, PURGE AND CLEANSE.
TANKRED ENDURES.
>>48253483
And it's Lord High Marshal Helbretch to you, magos.
Black Templars, purge the heretic. Scourge the galaxy, bring me his head.
>>48253595
>>48253620
Izat meen taht I have to goto Emperor's eternal nap time nao?... I jus got to make sum fwiends too...
>>48253644
Oh, my... Looks like some fiends have arrived.... How peculiar... I wonder how they found this place...... Looks like you will have your fleshy hands full for awhile... I do wish you well on that task High Marshal... Greater men have tried...
>>48253743
>Greater men
>Than High Marshal Helbrecht
Heard you're in need of a prospector in these parts.
JUST A REGULAR GUARDSMAN HERE!
....
....
WANT SOME COCAINE?
>bends over
>>48244498
I will just need your bank details and sort code and 3 million of Nigerium's finest will be on the way to fight by your side!
No trouble here commissar
>>48244498
>>48244498
1717th Necromunda Groxes reporting for duty, sir!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB84ATAy3q4
Sappers ready.
I lost my gun. And my battalion. I think. Not sure that this is the planet I should be deployed to either.
I hope the commissar doesn't notice.
>>48255555
Five fives, nice. Also, those are the faces of people that will kill for you.
You best watch yourself, Commissar. Assigments with Catachan forces are pretty damn dangerous. Wouldn't want you to suffer an accident....
>>48244699
Umm, are Abominable Intelligences allowed to Join the Astra militarum? Shouldnt you be with the Skitarii?
Ready to serve.....Sir
>>48253674
If the Comissar says your ok, then your ok mista.
IS THERE HERESY, SIR?
>>48244498
>>48244498
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My hyper weapon is ready to subdue every xeno, sir!
Hello fellow Commissar
>>48244688
I can tell that this guy is friendly, just look at that smile.
>>48244498
>>48244498
Just. Stay. Still
GOOD MORNING
>>48256688
I'm a Knight Pilot.
That's my Knight without his faceplate.
Good morning, guardmen. I trust everything is in order?
>>48259291>Guardmen
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Working hard for the Emperor
>>48255348
I remember that thread.
>>48244498
coolface inititated
>>48258900
That bird has spicky hair.
Cheeki is ready to Breeki, sir. Can I use the auto cannon?
>>48244498
>>48244498
Grenadier Franz of the 112th Death Korps, reporting! My squad was obliterated and I had to regroup here. Orders?
Pesky heretics
>>48244498
"Eyes down"
>>48244498
>>48244498
>>48244498
>>48244699
So could a next from AC4/fa easily shit titans and other factions?
>>48255485
sauce?
>>48244498
>>48244498
>>48244498
Ruff.
>>48257304
I like this guy's methods, I'm sticking with him
>>48260978
Source?
>>48244498
The Hammers of Dorn have arrived.
Ready to Deploy !
>>48265554
Saint Young Men. Jesus is roommates with Buda, but I don't know much more then that.
>>48244498
>>48272404
>DON'T THINK ABOUT DICKS
>DON'T THINK ABOUT DICKS
>DON'T THINK ABOUT DICKS
Good day, cummi-FUCK!
>GENERAL BLANK AURA INTENSIFIES
>Stink lines and zits pop
Sir.
>>48272750
Baldrick.
>>48266967
A lot of those dudes look stupidly calm and concentrated for people that are about to get their intestines ripped out through their mouth.
>>48273271
They have faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor protects.
>>48272525
>DON'T LOOK AT HER CLEAVAGE
>DON'T LOOK AT HER CLEAVAGE
>DON'T LOOK AT HER CLEAVAGE
>DON'T LOOK AT HER CLEAVAGE
Ma'am.
> nailed it
Yes sir, got my face on.
>>48252825
I was about to complain about the numerous incorrect things in this image, but then it hit me.
This isn't an actual image of canon Cain, this is a piece of Imperial Propaganda featuring Cain!
>>48272525
Breast on sold-SHIT!
>>48253674
>implying any loyalist would try and shoot St Gav
>implying any traitor would survive trying to shoot St Gav
>>48244498
GUD DAY, FELLA KOMISSAR! HOW'Z MAKING 'DEM GITZ BRAVE GOIN'?
