>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>48220838
So DxD anon do you think could you manage a to Love Ru jump?
What song will play at the end of your adventures, Jumper?Even if they never end.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPf7w7pDI
>picked up pic related in Dragonlance
>now I'm a Greyjoy in ASoIaF
Should I do it, /jc/? Go for Best Dynasty Ever and take the Iron Throne by the Iron Price?
What does my dragon buddy have to worry about besides MAYBE Dany's pets?
10 Jumps in, my best defenses are InFamous regen, Rubber Body Style, and being a Chimera Zoanthrope.
>>48231826
Well you'll have to worry about your dragon eating you for one, since it's an evil Chromatic.
>>48231826
Do it.
>>48231850
Bonded Dragon/Rider pairs are pretty loyal to each other, even when Evil.
>>48231850
Eh, Blues are apparently all about loyalty. More L than E, I'm told.
>>48231826
What does my dragon buddy have to worry about besides MAYBE Dany's pets?
The fact that the Greyjoys are the most retarded Great House.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
Though I imagine the sound system I will have designed by that point will destroy the planet it is on at the climax of the song.
>>48231892
So what you're saying is I need toMAKE THE IRON ISLANDS GREAT AGAIN?
Guess what happened in Fairy Tail?
Jumpers. For all your grace and coolness, you no doubt have some memories that you consider embarrassing.
How would you react if those memories were shared? How would your companions react to seeing them?
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXjr657Um5o
![[angry dooting].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZtnFF4F.gif "[angry dooting].gif")
>>48231973
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>48231973
Explain it to me
>>48231977
I'd probably eat the person who learned of them.
>>48231973
Fantasy buddha pope?
>>48231977
>For all your grace and coolness
>implying
>>48231977
"I was young and stupid, and hated myself for years afterwards."
>"But... You were, what, a teenager? Younger? And all you did was misspeak..."
"Hated myself - For years - Afterwards."
>*stunned silence*
What are some good power absorption perks? I wanna go full blue mage on this chain. The Yoshi related perks from Super Mario Rpg seem a good star, if a bit weak.
>>48231973
More shounen bullshit?
>>48232007The BBEG turns out to be the MC's brother. And now apparently they have another brother. Out of fucking nowhere with no foreshadowing whatsoever.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVTP0DOL_2Q
>>48232038
Impbuing the Golden Chains from Smite with Power Transfer from Bleach.
>>48232060
So >>48232051
Man, that's some fucking Kishimoto-level foreshadowing.
>>48231977
It's pasta and spaghetti all the way down. No mater who's story is being told it will never bet let down
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZBCPPTUrjc
>>48232038
Mimic from Legend of Zelda lets you copy any spell you see performed, as long as you can cast that kind of spell.Depending on how comfortable you are with fanwanking it, if you take Forgotten Realms afterwards, you can choose one where magic-psionics transparency is a thing, because that's not from a setting supplement, and have your powers count them as the same basic power to learn psychic powers in the same way.
Dark Binding from Hellsing, but that requires you to kill and eat your opponent.
I'm sure there are others.
>>48231977
>Wow, you were a terrible terrible person.
>"Shut up, I know"
> I can't wait to tell everyone. I mean really,a furry?
>"Big words coming from someone who cucked Lucius Malfoy because his wife's hair was pretty"
Yeah, there's a lot of threats, counter threats and bribes among the group in order to keep skeletons in the closet.
>>48231850
Blues don't eat their riders. If you can bond with one and earn his or her respect, they'll have your back for as long as you're around.
>>48232038
Sorceress plus Blue Magic in FFVIII lets you copy the abilities of any creature you can dissect and study.
>>48231977
Those embarrassing memories forged me into the person, and jumper, I am today. All those memories, horriblly,cringy memories? I'll sit their with my shoulders held high with no shame.
>>48232150
Do they have to be dead?
>>48232174
Yes. And you only get their strongest ability. But it's still pretty good.
>>48232174
Yup.
Can someone post that awesome comic about FF Blue magic? That fucker always makes me laugh.
I have a question /jc/. What are all the perks that inherently link elements of your person together?
Things like Waveform Anatomy from Evangelion that make my body my soul, and my soul my mind, and my mind my body.
>>48232194
>>48231774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96ScQVcKgc
>>48231977
Probably retcon myself from the timeline in a panic.
And anything from resentful glares to gleeful laughter to some shrugs, depending on which companions and which memories we're talking about.
>>48229366
>Lisa and Undertale brought up in the same thread
Until proven otherwise, it is my personal headcanon that the White Flash was essentially an attempt to do what Alphys did in reverse on a wider scale that went horribly wrongor right, everyone can shoot fireballs with martial arts because the Flash gave them some small capacity to use monster-style magic, Joy is some sort of mutative amalgamate extract that acts as a catalyst for LOVE, and Lisa is simply Chara from a timeline where she never worked up the courage to climb that mountain.
>>48232198
Well, what else is part of your person besides these three things already?
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EFa4PZX8K8
>>48232232
Magic, at the very least.
>>48232213
That's a good one. The one where her jaw unhinges and she eats the monster is another good one.
>>48232213
Kek, I know where that is from. . .
>>48232038
Mimic from the Kirby jump is pretty good. A little limited, but any respectable Blue Mage cannot miss it.
>>48231977
I've got so very many. I'm not perfect, for all my power and abilities and experience. Thankfully, I take an optimistic look and see these embarrassments as a chance to better myself.
I am, however, very ashamed of the tendency I had early in my chain to get wildly drunk, hand out enchanted equipment with very little in the way of instructions, and loudly proclaim that everyone should "Read my scripture!" while gesturing to my crotch. I did this exactly once per Jump, until my Companions found out about the habit.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rojPMESoiAA
>>48232254
Not like Nebezial's style is hard to recognize.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_wkJ377LzU
>>48232225
>That first spoiler...
That's positively cute. Of all the things I imagined you would post, that was not one of them.
Obligatory post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ASUCKMRCk
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdTtL_TjXKg
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvB6wEIe-isThe adventure never ends.
>>48232304
Great song
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IITW4P52gC4
>>48231977
Cringing embarrassment. My companions would be probably be treating such a thing like comedy movie night.
>>48232198
Actually, I wanna know how that works with something like psionics, does that count as being a part of the mind?
>>48232275
And I only just noticed that those two artists were actually the same person.
>>48232241
Magical Body from Elona essentially makes your body partially magic, combining it and your mana pool.
Bloody Magical from Spyro's Dragon Shape Supplement makes your blood become saturated with magic, making it a powerful reagent.
Blood Magic from Darkstalkers renders your body composed entirely of shapeshifting blood.
And then Waveform Anatomy of course combines your body and soul, but you knew that.
>>48231977
Well. Thanks to perks it turns out I'm a bipedal cat/leafeon-thing in my true form, which means I have to be shapeshifted constantly or I won't get taken serious. So I get a lot of crap about that.
> "You all realize I'm in charge, right?"
> "Yeah, okay, why don't you go take a nap and lie in the sun for an hour. We'll bring you your jingly ball so you don't get bored."
> "WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF."
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnVaDwUg5s
Hey guys, I have the purified section complete (for now). This will be 0.5. the next WIP will include the Skinchanger perks, following that the slasher perks, and following that new items and disadvantages. Once I have all those I will create a 0.9 with notes based on all the comments and citicisms of the thread and it will remain 0.9 until I feel we have reached a decent concensus on various rulings for this jump.
So here you go. All suggestions, comments, and criticisms welcome!
>>48231774
https://youtu.be/5p5OyLFQLCc
With the endjump I plan to take, surely this is my send-out.
>>48232459
Mortals, when will they learn?
>>48232459
Thanks, really looking forward to the Slasher stuff
>>48232371
Probably. Although, that has some interesting implications if you consider how Waveform Anatomy makes mind and body and soul all the same thing. If you have psionic powers from, say Raildex, do you now a 'body' with those psionics powers as a passive function of its being?
So i just reached the One Piece jump and is considering picking up one of those devil fruits. Problem is that i have a hard time deciding, so do anyone got a suggestion for what to pick.
>>48232790
Choose something because it's fun, not because it's powerful.
>>48232790
What's your Chain like. What some of the themes you favour and notable abilities that you possess and use regularly.
>>48232459
Are perks on occult paths discounted to followers (?) of such paths?
>>48232849
They get the freebies but otherwise occult path perks are undiscounted.
>>48232459
I'd recommend "compressing" some of the perk lines -- you may have gone a little to deep. In Purified, for example, there are three separate warding perks: Ward Against Supernatural Beings, Ward Against the Living. I'd recommend instead to have a general perk that encompasses all of these things and just up the price. Alternatively, you could have a global perk capstone: something like "Exemplar" or "Grizzled" that increases proficiency or power and clarify its purpose in the notes section. This would make the jump much easier to read, I feel.
If you do neither, however, I would like to note that the organization of Occult perks could be improved -- maybe section them by cost? Or you can have subsections based on perk function, as you seem to have already done; just making them clearer would help immensely.
>>48232802
Thanks for the tip
I just found the one i what. The Calm-Calm Fruit as it will make sneaking up to friend and give them a little scare way easier.
Thanks to >>48232804 also
>>48233008
Actually, never mind. I've re-read, and it isn't as necessary as I thought. I would still recommend moving some of that fluff to the notes, though.
What jumps have sentient/sapient planets/planet spirits? For companion purposes.
>>48233042
EVO
>>48232304
...oh, what the hell. You know what, while we're still talking about things that embarrass me?
...http://pastebin.com/97CY6uKc
For the record: This was technically a joint project between myself and Elodie, of which I have no conceivable use for in my paradigm of preference. It was towards the end of my first career, and only happened after a lot of arguments over hope and despair as rival energy sources, which she used as an attempt to prove me wrong. As far as I'm concerned this is HER work and I was mainly involved only as an advisor and er, raw materials.
Heck, the only reason I deployed in Mage the Awakening was because frankly, the Exarchs were too big a threat to deal with otherwise; they were misusing tyranny and oppresion to slowly destroy the world instead of preserve it, and since I couldn't combat them on my own terms I was FORCED to deploy a perfect counter to their system.
And now I'm stuck with a lot of self-loathing and a bunch of clarktech crystals I have absolutely no goddamn use for, other than as a sink for the reserves of EVO I've never spent.
Which brings me to a question-have you guys ever come up with a combo, only to never use it for anything?
>>48233008
I know that its a lot and reading it all might be a bother but i've tried to remain true to the source material while also separating them from the game mechanics.
>>48233035
Okay, I'll try to cut it down and send the cuts to the notes. It might be a bit hard though. But I will give it all a thorough look.
>>48233042
Ar Tonelico has at least one, but it's going to take a bit of work to companion her. She's gone a little off the deep end.
>>48233042
Nasu.Go ahead. Do it.
>>48233072
you're joking right?
>>48233072
>Implying it'd even be particularly difficult for me to romance gaia
>>48233070
I disagree with him. Don't cut any of it.
>>48233066
I never use anything.
>>48233066
Can't you use this stuff for... like White Magic (Slayers) a ton of White Magic (Slayers). Hell with this much Friendship you might even be able to cast Holy magic without a source.
>>48232437
>angrily yelling at someone to do something
It just occurred to me that with some perks, e.g. Words Have Power, losing your temper and yelling at your companion(s) to "go do X" could result in lasting consequences/divorces/funerals/grudges...
>>48233127
>Gaia
>Not ORT
>>48233071
>Someone is actually going to try and waifu Ar Ru
>40) Chronicles of Narnia
>Outlander
>Human
>Choice Apothegms and Useful Maxims
>The Preservation of Man
>I Know Just What You Need
>Favor of Tashlan
>Narnian Time
>Born to Rule
>Balony Detection
>Lods Emone x2
>Companion Import
>Vriska, Terezi, Aranea, Porrim (Outlander, Human, Choice Apothegms and Useful Maxims, The Preservation of Man, Lods Emone x2, Apple of Life)
>Aradia, Meenah, Kanaya (Narnian, Human, Friend of the Wild, The Preservation of Man, Endless Tea, Trees of Silver and Gold)
>Feferi (Drop-In, Human, Claim to Hospitality, The Preservation of Man, Fairy Stories Clock of Ages)
>Arranged Marriage
>Know It All
>BBC Budget
>What Are They Teaching in These Schools
>Turkish Delight
I'm a Calorman prince, looking to dodge his arranged marriage. The land of eternal winter up north sounds like a good place to hide. Besides, there's a prophecy about sons of Adam and daughters of Eve being its rightful rulers. Sounds like that's probably referring to us! Two "sons" of Adam? Why, just look at the Serkets' god-tier clothes. Clearly it meant two "suns" of Adam. Only four thrones? That's so that we can sit in each others' laps. God I love how gullible these people are. This is easily the best drawback I've ever taken.
Anyway, we utterly decimated Jadis's army and Befriended her before the Percivels ever even made it to Narnia. Jadis agrees to atone for her evil ways by serving as the royal cook, and making me tons of sweet, sweet Turkish Delight. Then we can begin conquering the rest of the world. Aslan never did wind up having to sacrifice his life. (You're welcome, Jesus!)
I've also finally got a way to make the rest of the trolls immortal. Fruit that gives literal immortality is really important especially if I could learn to reproduce it... but I don't want to risk having some of my best friends (and one of my wives) stay mortal. So I have the trolls eat the apples right away. Not the best idea in the long run, but it's been 400 years. They deserve it.
>>48233042
Alpha Centauri, Captain Planet.
>>48232664
I wonder; if you have waveform anatomy and no psionics, would that make your soul or physical abilities technically count as psionics because your body and soul are your mind and vice versa?
>>48233166
>>48233071
What's wrong with them exactly?
claiming arabian nights from anon who offered it up a fewthreads back.
The reread BEGINS!
>>48232459
You mention that Purified abilities cost Essence but I didn't see anywhere you actually say how they recharge Essence.
>>48233019
It properly also has a lot of unexplored potential due to the fact that calm is a very broad term but Rosinante only used it on applied it to sound.
>>48233070
Alright, well I'm looking forward to it either way. Thank you for your consideration, but as >>48233143 points out, I don't speak for the thread.
I seems like you're almost done, though. When you post the "finished" WIP, it'll be easier to provide feedback.
>>48233222
Oops, I'll add that to the purified section in the notes.
>>48233263
A number of perks read along the lines of:
>You have learned...
>Characters who learn...
>As the first step of learning...
>Purified can learn...
Does this mean that characters of an Occult Path can obtain such abilities in-jump through practice and study?
>>48233163
Luckily, I don't have any of those.
I just have a lot of stacked "I'm cute!" and "You should forgive me!" perks. So, I can throw all the childish tantrums I want!
If anything, jumpchain has enabled me not in my quest for power, but in my ability to act like a spoiled brat with little to no repercussions.
>>48233066
Well that combo is certainly interesting. A little above my head, but an interesting read nonetheless.I wonder if it could be modified to generate love for the ultimate Black Mage Hadoken.
As for my own combos, I tend to combine technologies instead perks, so I'm not that interesting on that front. But I /do/ tend to create a lot of useless devices.
The current holder for most useless is the Memory Gauntlet I created. I'll keep the rundown brief.
+ Start with an Invader Zim PAK. Strip out the memory & personality back-up circuitry.
+ Replace the storage chips with a GUNNM Brain Bio-Chip to allow it to compensate for various types of brain pattern.
+ Permanently enchant the fingers with a Memory Reading spell. You can use whichever one you want. This is to make the process much less painful. Otherwise you have to bore into the subject's nervous system with mechanical tentacles.
That's pretty much it. This whole device fits into a device about the size of a standard iron gauntlet. It allows you to read a person's entire memory in only a few moments and keep a copy of it for later use. I had initially designed it to allow me to resurrect companions that died without a way for me to revive them directly. But then one of my companions reminded me that the device is basically useless when compared to literally any magic ever.
I believe I response was a little along the lines of "Well, your face is stupid!" before I tossed the thing on a shelf.
>>48233308
Some. I'll add in some notes and details about it.
Psychic powers can eventually develop into others that have that power as a prerequisite with incredible willpower and practice.
Purified Siddhi can be developed along the path with matching prerequisites but it takes a while.
Thaumaturgy rituals can be learned easier, but not just through practice and study. They must be discovered.
Skin thief aspects cannot be learned.
Slasher's cannot learn new ripper abilities through training, and only the ripper abilites they have may evolve into scourge abilities. Other Ripper powers can be learned.
>>48233370
>other ripper powers
I meant other slasher powers, my bad.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loTcZHoIYfQMy jumpchains have this eerie tendency to be really melancholy once the high of power dies down. This seems fitting.
If I Awaken in Claymore, can I FMA Alchemy to make human guts to eat?
>>48233208
She's an avatar of one of the Voices of the Planet (the gods, manifestations of the planet of Ar Ciel's consciousness.) She personally is in charge of creating and leading the Viruses (I think I got the name wrong here, too lazy to check), which are unnatural creatures that live in that killer fog of madness and pain you've probably been told about. She's finally leading them into the towers and attacking humans directly in preparation for when she and the other maddened Voices will purge humanity face-to-face before resetting the planet so it can recover from the damaged core.
>>48233427
No, FMA Truth hates human alchemy, it's honestly kind of shit tier.
>>48233427
Why would you think you might? FMA alchemy doesn't do human bits without a philosopher stone, which would basically just be a storage mechanism for the human guts you need.
>>48233211
Neat.
>>48233179
Enjoy your ugly wife.
>>48233455
Hey, my wives are QTs. I kept dodging that woman I was betrothed to by running off to conquer foreign lands.
>>48233211
Only one question from me.
Since it is included in the oldest copies, will the 7 Adventures of Sinbad be included?
>>48233448
Isn't that just resurrection? I remember it working on humans for other shit.
Pic related.
>>48233427
Mustang made a false human body when helping that one corporal escape Amestrian prison. Considering the issue of Human Transmutation is mostly shit involving the soul, so long as you stick with the chemical / fleshy bits, you should be fine
>>48233427
I don't see why not, as long as you're not trying to give it a soul or some dumb shit.
>>48233427
The only issue with human transmutation is the soul, if you don't fuck with that you will be fine. There is a lot of alchemy done that messes with human flesh and alkahestry specializes in medical transmutations, with sufficient research you should be able to mimic human flesh for consumption.
>>48233427
Reminder that FMA is a trap jump that permanently gimps your ability to mess around with human souls on pain of Truth.
>>48233515
That doesn't sound right.
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL-iFFAdKSkThank you for taking a chance on me Jumpchan
>>48233427
You'll need a list of the components to make a human body. And not Ed's, it's garbage, he's off by a fair clip on a lot of fronts. You'll need to actually do research to find out what's actually in a human body.
But, after you do that, yeah, you should be able to do it.Symbiote would be easier. Eat literally anything else, or find a way to never need calories in the first place *cough*Ring of Sustenance*cough* and you're golden, just grow a clone. Or Jump Cortex Command for the body pods and grow a bunch of reject bodies. They look like zombies but technically are just dumb, underdeveloped, malformed clones.
>>48233524
That's probably the shitposter.
>>48233574
You're definitely the shitposter.
>>48233565
If you're interested, someone already figured that out. You are right though. Ed did pretty good considering his age at the time, but he's off by a lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composition_of_the_human_body
>>48231774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ir8rVl2Z4
>The road is now calling And I must away
Can't think of better song for a jumper.
>>48231977
My companions would have a good laugh and rib me from time to time. If they start getting annoying I remind them I can turn them into a parsnip.
>>48233593
I'm potentially the shitposter.
>>48233524
We've had a rash of limitwankers lately, trying to claim that certain choices are weaker than they actually are. Ignore them. Eventually, they'll go away.
>>48233625
This is legitimate though, considering Truth is an intrinsic aspect of FMA alchemy and Truth doesn't allow human soul fuckery, and definitely wouldn't tolerate it even if you didn't use alchemy for it.
>>48233492
It can't make human flesh, it can combine humans with other things, or it can cause healing similar to natural healing but very rapidly.
>>48233666
So just don't use FMA alchemy for human soul fuckery. Use another magical system for that. Profit.
>>48233677
>healing similar to natural healing but very rapidly.
Does it cause advanced aging like with Tsunade and Naruto?
>>48233666
Even if it would stop you, that'd be only for the jump's duration.
>>48233688
Nope, you'd still be punished for it by Truth.
>>48233704
He follows you with our alchemy, so you'd never be able to mess with souls ever again after taking FMA alchemy.
>>48233708
>implying Truth can follow you
TOKI WO TOMARE, remember?
>>48233708
You're going to have to make a better argument than that if you expect me to believe you. Explain it to me why the Truth has /any/ power over other magical systems.
>>48233708
Tell Truth to fuck off? You're not even in the same universe anymore.
Reminder that They Saved Hitler's Brain is a trap jump that permanently replaces your brain with Hitler's.
>>48233708
What is Truth exactly? Their is not a single doubt in my mind that one can find Perks that would allow one to Diplomance/Kill whatever this "Truth" is somewhere within the Chain.
>>48233721
...No he doesn't. It's Benefactor Fiat.
>>48233738
Truth is an Omnipotent god. You can't do anything about him.
>>48233732
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!!
>>48233738
God. I think.
Lets not do this whole Truth arguement.
It will only lead to arguing in circles. Again. FOR EFFECTIVELY THE TENTH THREAD IN A ROW
>>48233600
Yep. And Film Theory did an episode on it. Postulated on what, exactly, was wrong with their attempt to clone their mom that it created a barely coherent mass of vaguely human-shaped flesh. A lot of it was on the effects of too little or too much of certain compounds in the human body, so it's also a good watch, if you're interested in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3EIDSIvmZs
>>48233666
He's also isolated to a single universe, so there's little problem, as long as you can keep it in your pants, with regards to soul dickery, for ten years, you're fine.
>>48233730
Exactly I can't believe the Jump maker would believe anyone would let a universe specific entity gimp their entire chain
At most TRUTH fucks with your soul manipulation in jump after that I consider him a non factor as he is tied to his home multiverse
>>48233756
Border of Life from Touhou
>>48233738
Sorta God. But partly in name only? He's the big dick OG of the setting and mostly wants people to grow the fuck up and learn to deal with life instead of breaking everything because they're butthurt.
>>48233775
>Tenth
Anon, you're off by nearly a factor of 100.
>>48233762
No you don't. After that jump, you can never bring anyone back to life ever again, because you have Hitler's brain, and Hitler's brain would never want to resurrect someone else.
>>48233775
People are PAINFULLY fucking retarded. This guy does his whole "x is a trap" shitposting and they ALWAYS buy it.
>>48233702
No but it also can't heal stuff on that level. Basically all it was shown to do is turn a wound into a scar. At least without a philosopher stone.
>>48233777
No, he follows you, this was a ruling to prevent people from using alchemy to do soul fuckery, he follows you post jump.
>>48233708
>>48233721
FFTA ruled that Truth does not follow you post-jump, and if you continue to think human flesh can't be transmuted - look up the episode where Mustang saves Lieutenant Ross
>>48233777
Oh, excellent! Much appreciated. I will watch it later. I'm always interested in this kind of thing.
Have some excellent booty shaking as a thank you.
>>48233775
I'll admit, I bit, but I find it hilarious that he has ignored my demand for a direct explanation.
One day I'll learn not to bite at bait. Today is not that day.
>>48233831
I'd say please make it that day, but that .Gif has placated me.
>>48233853
Delicious booty does soothe many wounds and forgives most transgressions.
>>48233810
>Notes:
>2. All the Negatives from Truth and Homunculus will disappear once you leave this world.
Try again.
>>48233853
Anon, just because someone posts an enthralling gif doesn't mean that they can say whatever they want.Or does it?
I loathe shounen.
>>48233911
You still can't do human soul fuckery post jump though, and any attempt to do so leads to Truth permanently fucking your shit up.
>>48233911
I don't know why you guys treat bait like it's something you can convince and talk to.
>>48233926
Anon, we all loathe Shounen. We're just there for the pretty fight scenes and because the shitty writing gives us hateboners.
>>48233950
I like shounen. It's just simple entertainment.
>>48233926
Dear lord, the booty ratio is off the charts! I can't even hear your opinion over all this jelly shaking!
Anyway I can perfectly assimilate some Mango Sharingans without buying them?
Because I want Susanoo and Obito's space techniques, but I'm not being from Clan Bleeding Edge.
>>48233926
>I loathe shounen.
Agreed.
Shounen, in general, is on par with superhero comics, xianxia, and fanfiction.
>>48233950
real boners > hate boners
>>48233975
Booty for the Booty Gods!
>Mass-based weaponry is illegal within TSAB worlds
Does this include natural weapons, or will nobody mind if I headbutt something?
>>48234004
>xianxia
What's that?
Guys, slow down. This thread can only handle so much booty.
>>48234040
Magical wuxia, basically.
>>48234031
Actually, what's up with that? I've never seen Nanoha, but aren't city-busting lasers constantly getting thrown around? But six shooters are illegal?
>>48234056
Lies and blasphemy.
>>48234040
Magic Wuxia that would make shounen power escalation blush.
>>48234059
Because magic is "clean" in a sense or something, I dunno.
>>48234056
HERESY MOST FOUL AND UNHOLY!
>>48234040
Xianxia is like the elder brother of Wu Xia. Wu Xia is the adventure of a Hero. Xianxia is the adventure of an Immortal. This is Chinese genre for you.
>>48234059
City-Busting Lasers that only hurt what you've set them to hurt, as even the environment can be reset with the proper prep. Mass weapons were outlawed because they were too brutal and basically because they were seen as terror weapons.
It's kind of astonishing how far the thread has fallen.
The fact is, that Truthposter is right, but because the thread can't differentiate between people who disagree with their powerwanking and people who are trolling, it really doesn't matter anymore.
So, fuck it, you idiots can do anything. You want human transmutation? Go ahead, do it, not like there's anything to stop you. Why do you just create Philosopher Stones out of fucking nothing, at that point? Why don't you just become god and transmute entire planets at your leisure? There isn't anything to indicate that you can't! Except all the things that actually do show that you can't, but ignore those. So of course you can!
In dragonlance if you buy a magic item can you trade the +5 bonus for a weapon for + 5 worth of weapon abilities, like wounding, flaming, sharpness, etc?
>>48234107
Get better bait asshole.
Booty booty booty!
>>48234128
Jeez, calm down.
Blue board.
>>48234107
Speaking to the choir. The thread's in its worst state ever, filled to the brim with SB retards, and all of them cry shitposter or bait and start posting garbage at any sigh of dissent to their rampant bullshit.
>>48234103
>City-Busting Lasers that only hurt what you've set them to hurt
Wait that's how it works? I thought it was because it was a Magical Girl anime.
>>48234107
>Why don't you just become god and transmute entire planets at your leisure?
Bruh. People have been doing that for a long time.
At the very least since Terraformers
>>48234107
This.
We need a purge. Everyone posting asses in the thread right now should be banned.
>>48233996
They can be transplanted, yes.
>>48234140
Just trying to give people something to look at other than shitposting.
>>48234164
THE ROACHES HAVE IT COMING
>>48234166
I may be posting asses, but at least I'm not a posting ass.
Shut up, it sounded better in my head.
>>48234172
Yeah, but all it takes is getting poked in the eye the wrong way an I'm fucked, because my regen won't work on them. Also, you can't turn them off and they use way more chakra.
>>48234175
sounds like a plan
>>48234177
One of the few settings where it's okay to powerwank, as long as you kill the fucking roaches.
>>48234112
I don't think that's how it works.
>>48234166
You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
>>48234166
>>48234056
>Too much booty
Are you Irish?
>>48234199
You can live with the chakra drain. See Kakashi or Pein.
Might be worth grabbing some genetics perks and creating a backup though, in case something happens to your eye.
>>48234107
I didn't see it before you posted this, but really, the responses made me realize that you fuckers are right.
This thread is as bad as Spacebattles at this point, with all the people who will literally ignore every limit and call everything that calls them out on it bait.
>>48234056
There is literally no such thing.
>>48234157
It is a Magical Girl anime and to answer your question... Magic.
>>48233756
no limits fallacy
besides, didn't Father eat him without instantly being erased from reality?
Everyone of you posting butts should feel terrible and be blocked. This isn't /e/. More over, this is jumpchain, so its off topic too.
>>48234233
>Are you Irish?
>Implying the Irish don't like booty
Oi!
>>48234280
inb4 'he let that happen' or some shit.
>>48234233
A tiny bit actually.
My lineage is filled with everything white.
I'm also half German, which is extra hilarious because Jewish people ruined my home town through shady illegal practices to save money.
>>48234294
The joke is that irish have no booty.
>>48234280
Yeah. Then again, when Al sacrificed his body to get Ed his arm back, Truth was chilling at the Gate with his usual shit eating grin.
>>48234304
If not having something meant you didn't like it, all anime girls would be boards.
>>48234286
Booty is an integral part of jumpchain.
>>48234317
Hitomi Tanaka
>>48234294
>>48234301
It's a meme from.. I want to say /lit/? /lit/, /pol/, or one of the other Flag-boards.
Someone with an Irish flag complained a woman with a moderately sized ass had "too much booty". It has been made fun of ever since.
>>48234304
Nope.
>>48234332
I dunno if Hitomi has Booty, Breasts yes, but not sure on the booty.
What is the greatest temptation you've ever had to resist, /jc/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMhY59n7X-Y
>>48234286
Hell, /jc/ rhymes with /e/
It's close enough.
You're just mad that your waifu ain't got no booty.
>>48234286
More butts for the non-believer with a side-order of boobs.
>>48234286
These fuckers are the worst. Can't they just fuck off to CYOA general or SB? They'd be better appreciated there than in these threads.
>>48234348
>/lit/
I meant /int/
>>48234369
The Rinnegan was tempting, but I had to resist the edge.
>>48234251
There's no way to "tune" it in to my genetic code to make it recognize those eyes as my natural eyes to be regenerated?
>>48234407
Whoops, meant >>48234246
So if it's fine to spam porn all of the sudden, can we get the Monsumu jump unbanned and on the drive?
>>48234407
I think there's a restriction put on kekkei genkai in Naruto that would get in the way of that.
>>48234407
No. You can't. Fuck off.
>>48234425
Sorry, I meant DNA fuckery to give yourself them.
>>48234424
Nope. But you can post monmusu gifs all you fucking want apparently now with no consequences.
>>48234425
Nah, that restriction keeps you from changing your genetics to grant actual Kekkei Genkai at full efficiency. I don't want to be able to turn people into Uchihas, just to make my regen perks recognize an implanted organ.
>>48234424
>that
>porn
So how's life in the monastery Friar Dickwaffle?
>>48234107
Is Truth responsible for actively intervening with attempts at human transmutation, or is it something written into the functionality of FMA Alchemy itself?
If it's the former, then human transmutation should be possible outside of the native setting.
If not, then there's still a dozen superior methods of bringing people back to life, soul intact.
>>48234424
Wow, now all we need is Scatovore to complete the /jc/ bait collection!
>>48234456
No one's shitting on Red yet and no one's asked about the JoJo supplement.
>>48234456
Preeetty sure you're responding to him. You don't have to believe me, but who else is gonna spend all night baiting then get butthurt and whine about porn when nobody bites?
>>48234455
The former.
It seems to be his berserk button, given how even being forced to do it incurs his wrath.
>>48234455
Jesus fucking hell kill yourself you slimy Jew bastard, none of us want to hear about your powerwanking so just fuck off because none of us want you here.
>>48234470
>fuck red, why hasn't she finished the jojo supplement yet?
>>48234455
Truth is alchemy. You are not allowed to skirt around this fact with your legalese bullshit.
>>48234470
And no one's bitching about the IRC illuminati.
At best we've got a pair.
More likely, an ace high.
>>48234455
Why oh why are you responding to that old as fuck bait now?
>>48234456
>>48234470
Wait, wait, I got this!
Darn that Red for being... awful and... things!!
>>48234470
Red shits on himself just by existing.
Where can I get some empath/emotion reading abilities?
I kinda have a super psychologist build going on.
>>48234455
Either way even if you pay off the equivalent exchange with a philosopher stone such to preform human transmutation, you can't bring back the dead in FMA, unless you already have their soul.
>>48234498
Here he is
>Old IP
Theory that he's the one baiting with the Truth nonsense above proven.
>>48234493
>that
>bait
Fuck off SB.
>>48234498
Oh hey, back to insisting Red's male again, are yo?
>>48234451
Isn't having a KG the same as being able to use it natively?
>>48234495
>>48234486
>>48234470
seriously. when will Red realize that he is a direct cause of 90% of the shitstorms here and just fuck off?
>>48234424
>Monsumu baiting
Dude, just call a namefag or a jump maker a piece of shit and you've handed me /jc/ Bingo.
C'mon man, hook me up.
>>48234509
>Implying that isn't you samefagging to falseflag in a failed attempt to invalidate your opposition
You can't get out of this.
>>48234505
Teen Titans has one. Worm has one, iirc. Also check the Adler background for the Holmes jump, it has a really good emotion manipulation capstone, so it probably has some other good emotion stuff in there too.
>>48234518
Oh hey, back to sucking Red's cock again, are you?
>>48234523
>>48234523
>Red
>he
Also,
>Red
>Causing shitstorms
Are you perhaps from a mirror reality or something?
>>48234533
>>48234546
BINGO MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>48234523
Holy shit, it's like Beetlegeuse! We mocked him three times and he appeared.
>>48234548
It's our shitposter, anon. You little lemming.
>>48234519
Nah. See Kakashi, Kabuto, Danzo, and that wood user who was relevant at the beginning of part two for, like, all of one arc.
Are you fuckers retarded
It's pretty obviously some asshole copycatting to stir shit in the thread
Not like it was even necessary, you idiots were already shitposting plenty without it
>>48234575
Pretty sure they all had problems though?
>>48234553
>Anti-Red is Beetlegeuse
You think if we mock him another three times, he'll leave?
