Woman combatants who aren't pinups thread.
>>48204108
>that tabard is worth more than her all her serfs' turnip farms combined
>>48204152
as it should be. 10/10 would have as bannerwoman again
>>48204152
>serfs' farms
They are her farms anon, it's her land.
>>48204085
I know "Hold the sword by the blade and use it as a hammer" is a legit technique, but it still looks retarded as fuck.
>>48204085
>half swording
muh dick
>>48204347
that's mordhau, half-swording would be holding it closer to the cross-guard.
>>48204423
She must be cold as fuck.
>>48204454
That's what blood-splatter is for.
>>48204423
The only warmth she needs is the fires of battle
>>48204454
Ooh, are we doing Bloodborne? I have a few of them.
>>48204488
Mainly of Maria, admittedly.
>>48204423
https://youtu.be/HPjJCVylFBo
>>48204498
Though not all.
>>48204509
Well, that's all of my good Bloodborne art, so we'll return to our regularly scheduled programming.
>>48204341
No you
>>48204523
>>48204085
I cut choo mang.
>>48204546
This is a favourite of mine. Think, as a soldier, you'll stay pretty forever?
>>48204559
>>48204568
>>48204523
I got some, but most of it is pinups or just outright porn.
>>48204582
>>48204594
Just pick the good stuff then.
>>48204618
>>48204618
Will do.
>>48204663
>>48204645
>>48204667
>>48204701
Well, I guess modern combatants count, right?
>>48204674
>>48204674
>Undressing in the middle of battle
No wonder she ended up dead.
>>48204712
>>48204729
[Insert terrible "chink in my armour" pun]
>>48204732
Yeah, last good one without going into cheesecake.
This isn't a pin-up, right?
>>48204341
It doesn't really matter if it looks bizarre because it lets you give the other guy in full plate a concussion.
>>48204756
Make me hard anyway.
![giphy_s[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sAwrlpN.gif "giphy_s[2].gif")
>>48204756
>Professional soldier
>Not dying with stoic dignity
>Crying like a little bitch
I couldn't be aroused even if I tried
>>48204559
>survival of injury
>wearing practical armour
>trophy of competence
Nigga, that's pretty as FUCK.
>>48204771
>>48204779
Not the reaction I was hoping for, but okay.
>>48204790
https://youtu.be/iOafalF22kI
>>48204594
More Maria you ask?
>>48204803
>>48204812
Surprised how many of these I've got. I must have better taste than I thought.
>>48204817
This is a good one that I only found recently.
>>48204808
Yes please.
>>48204808
>>48204831
>>48204842
Don't suppose you've got any of Eileen the Crow?
>>48204861
Ooh, I just found a good one.
>>48204842
>>48204861
A couple, I think.
>>48204497
>implying mirrorshades, buzzed hair and leather jackets don't get you diamonds
>>48204824
>>48204886
I swear I have one more of her and another of Maria somewhere. Should really organize this folder...
Have one of Best Girl.
>>48204958
That's not the doll.
>>48204958
True best girl is Rom.
Least I think it's a girl...
Anyone got any crossbowwomen or scouts? Thanks a bunch in advance
>>48205027
Rom was an infant so that's pedophilia.
>>48204861
>>48205054
An infant spider-thing, maybe. But they to have been human at one point.
>>48205059
What's going on in this?
>>48205059
>>48205071
An infant child. "Vacuos" means one who is empty of thought or mind, which point to one who is retarded or, as fitting with bloodbornes' theme, a newborn child. Rom, unlike other kin, is non-violent until attacked multiple times and even then only retreats and flails about with its power, like a panicked infant.
This is fanon of course.
>>48205076
The doll plays hide and seek and the child is delighted.
The Old Crow plays hide and seek and it is terrified.
>>48205096
>An infant child. "Vacuos" means one who is empty of thought or mind, which point to one who is retarded or, as fitting with bloodbornes' theme, a newborn child. Rom, unlike other kin, is non-violent until attacked multiple times and even then only retreats and flails about with its power, like a panicked infant.
>This is fanon of course.
I see. Cool. Thanks anon, did you work all that out by yourself?
>>48205106
Lol naw, I wish. It's just an idea I support wholeheartedly.
>>48205147
Fair enough. Who's that?
>>48205166
The Blood Queen Annalise, wielding the most iconic Cainhurst weapon.
/tg/ doesn't know what "aren't pinups" mean.
>>48205731
>>48204085
>>48204756
I bet she's some noble bitch who thought it would be fun to play soldier
>hasn't been raped
>is crying like a little bitch
>>48205806
>Implying crying after rape is justified
What is she, some peasant girl? A true noble meets his or her destiny with dignity, and suffers what she must for the good of the realm.
>>48205840
>What is she, some peasant girl?
Only neckbearded rakes would stoop to dirtying their purse with the arsehole of a peasant.
>>48205851
>>48204392
Is there a different effect between the two?
>>48205859
>>48204599
Jesus christ, how the hell did she do that much damage to those people's skulls with a musket butt. I know the wood is hard as fuck, but it's not an outright club is it? Wouldn't the wood split after turning a skull to literal mush? Not to mention for them to have died so close while still sustaining that much damage, she would have had to have knocked them down quickly and then bludgeoned their skulls to pulp afterwards. She's thorough, I'll give you that.
>>48204674
Played in reverse it's a very inspiring story.
>Woman combatants who aren't pinups thread
>posting plenty of silly weeb shit instead
No Brianne?
>>48205944
Main characters in GoT series don't even know how to wear helmets and use shields properly.
>>48205927
>>48205949
I think it's mostly that way for the viewers benefit, so that they will always recognise the characters. Yes, HBO probably thinks that we are all that level of pleb.
>>48205944
yeah I love GOT's retarded budget "armor"
>>48204568
> "Hey Tam"
> *sigh* "What is it Gorrask"
> "Can we get Ice-Cream later?"
> "We're in the middle of a frozen tundra..."
> "Yeah but... Mint chocolate chip"
>>48205978
>>48205872
Half sword is when you hold the handle and the blade above the crossguard to effectively shorten your reach. You still use the pointy end.
Mordhau is when you turn the sword around and hold it by the tip to smack bitches with the pommel
>>48206089
That's a corset. Like, that's just a corset. She's going to die in combat because she can't move or breath.
>>48206143
why would you even need a corset with hips that pop like that anyway.
>>48205872
When you hold the blade with two hands, it's a Mordhau, which you use to give the other guy a concussion through their helmet, optionally so hard that the helmet bulges and you can puncture their temples, one of the weakes spots on the skull and in earlier and low quality helmets also in the middle of a flat metal survace as opposed to on an edge, which would be sturdier. Basically bashing in their fucking skull.
Halfswording is used to get more leverage for your muscles and get perfect tip controll, to sull out stab someone in a weak spot of their armor. Basically you want to make and all out stab at an unprotected part like their armpits, a slit in their protection like between plates, or to stab TROUGH their mail. If it connects, the halfswording gets you enaugh leverage to turn something that would be a superficial puncture or not a hit with a normal hold into a fight ending impalement upon your sword.
Also, if it looks stupid, but works, it ain't stupid
>>48206183
Probably so they pop even more? Wide hips are great, but wide hips with a slim waist is even better.
>>48205949
I was always more annoyed that no one up in the north wears some kind of hat during winter. It really just makes me think that the weather must be really mild and that everyone is just a crybaby about this entire winter thing.
>>48205738
>High heel boots
>Retarded half-coat thing that gets in the way of her right arm
>Dagger scabbards placed on the padding of said retarded coat-thing, which will be dangling and flailing around in battle
>Actual armor on one arm and shoulder, everything else has nothing
Also,
>Ridiculous and obvious scale and mail textures that don't mix at all with the rest of the drawing
What is this shit, why is it so retarded and why is it here?
>>48206278
At no point was realistic armour specified.
>>48206201
>>48206119
I see, thanks for the info.
I'd probably still stick with a mace, getting hit with a giant lump of metal on a stick usually trumps most techniques, or armors, or anything really.
>>48206287
You literally haven't checked the very first post it seems.
>>48204085
>Woman combatants who aren't pinups thread.
An attire that is retardedly cumbersome and unprotective, with design choices that are straightforwardly detrimental to combat efficiency, and with a solely aestethic purpose - looking "cool" by 14 y.o. weeaboo standards and showing an armor bra - doesn't seem to belong in the 'woman combatants who aren't pinups' category.
>>48206331
spears>clubs
read a history book
>>48204756
>boob plate
>midriff
>running mascara
That's fetish bait
>>48206359
Oh I won;t argue that, spears are fucking fantastic, but if I am in close range I'd take a mace over a sword.
>>48206351
You literally don't know what a pinup is.
1.a large photograph, as of a sexually attractive person, suitable for pinning on a wall.
2.a person in such a photograph.
3.a device or fixture that is fastened to a wall, as a lamp.
While the character itself could easily be depicted as fapbait the picture in no way shape or form depicts her as such. It is a character reference sheet at most and your griping is misplaced.
Rail against it for being impractical all you want it's not a pinup.
>>48206412
A sword is a bar of metal. It's just as good as a club when it comes to hurting people.
>>48206331
Except that's not true and someone with a sword will still disarm you. That's why everyone used swords. Also, if you think Maces were actually solid metal, you're dead wrong. Most people still carried a sword simply for the fact that someone with a sword can simply out technique you. Why do you think knights were in light training from 6-14 and heavy training from 14 to the end of their lives? Because they needed that long to learn how to bash with metal sticks at each other?
Most people with Maces still carried a sidesword with more reach against opponents who were not freshly drafted peasants.
Also, War Hammers are more effective against armor than Maces, firstly because they have more reach, and secondly because the non-deforming impacto of a flat, unspiked warhammer transfers all it's kinetic energy through the armor into the flesh, effectively turning your opponent into human-pudding without even bruising their valuable armor too much.
>>48206421
And you are clearly too stupid or too blindly defensive to admit you're just cherry-picking on a definition when clearly "Combatant womans who aren't pinups" isn't supposed to be taken literally as 'Every woman that is a combatant and not 1.a large photograph, as of a sexually attractive person, suitable for pinning on a wall, 2.a person in such a photograph, or 3.a device or fixture that is fastened to a wall, as a lamp.'
>>48204756
Realistic depiction of how an aristocrat woman would react after a battle where her troops benefit from her "leadership". She thought being a general was mostly about yelling orders and looking pretty, and never bothered paying attention to lectures about strategy and tactics. This happens to male aristocrats in corrupt, decadent cultures, too. Officers who are ignorant, arrogant fops is a big trope, not nearly enough character art of either sex like this.
Her hotness is part of the trope: it's about being a good looking socialite instead of a leader and administrator.
>>48206424
>>48206476
I just like maces okay! Hammers are also cool.
But while were on the subject of history, exactly how popular were flails?
>>48206480
Oh ho? Are you OP? If you are then you should have been clearer with your request. If not you have no right to speak for their intent.
>>48204085
>Woman combatants
>>48206520
>Defensive bitching intensifies
>>48206572
>>48206512
Not at all. They suck as a weapon of war, are incompatible with the european battlefied tactics that involve highly disciplined group action as opposed to the "honorable" 1v1 practised by the Japanese because their Code of Honor forbade them from using more effective techniques than "Honarably put up stationary shields on both sides, shoot arrows at each other untill you have no more arrows, then charge with spears. When point of close combat is reached, pull out sword and 1v1 untill end of combat". Japan is pretty much the only place in the world that saw some actual use of flails, and even there it was pretty niche. And then again, not because they were actually using good strategy or tactics or weapons, but precisely because they didn't have to as one of the most peacefull countries throughout human history. The only reason they thought their Samurai were the shit was because they never faught anyone else than other samurai, and on the rare occasions that they did, they got their shit pushed in (see also, pre-Meiji invasion of Korea, Mongol Invasion of Japan that failed because all Mongol reinforcements drowned in a storm, meaning the Mongols slaughtered the Japanes until they starved and Japan "won" through the "Divine Winds")
Tl;dr no one used flails, except the Japanese, and even they only for stupid reasons and so rarely that it's not worth considering.
>>48206613
>>48206623
>>48206617
Oh, and they are super inpratical as civilian weapons as well, like maces or spears, unlike swords like kriegsmesser, sabre and rapier.
>>48206631
Instances of women fighters / heroes / during sword and board times or were they all baby makers?
>>48206684
>>48206722
>>48206736
>>48206771
>>48206534
>internet virgins
>>48206709
Well theres the obvious, which was Joan of Arc. Throughout history there are few women who stand out in the field of battle, but the ones that do are INCREDIBLY badass combatants.
>>48206617
>he thinks Japanese warfare actually looked like that
>he thinks jappos didn't use their shields the same way yuros used the pavisse and crossbow
>he thinks the sword wasn't a sidearm for when your bow was empty, your spear was gone and you couldn't pick up another one quick enough
Nigger you drank the koolaid on japs didn't you.
>>48206828
Isn't now known she was just a gibbering schizophrenic who was marched around and did little before being burned alive?
>>48206848
I don't seem to recall any of that being a thing. Would you like to cite some sources?
not enough modern/sci-fi women
>>48204085
That's not how you do half-swording you twat!
>>48205887
Musket's butt was sometimes hardened,even had some metal parts on the edge
It was a pretty good club
>>48206877
>>48204423
Dude in the middle is like.
>Hey i saw that! I'm reporting you!
>>48206880
She's gonna mordschlag the fucker is what she's doing.
>>48206890
>>48204484
Its hard to forget the fires of the stake.
But its also harder to forget that it took a girl for the French to win serious battles.
>>48206910
>>48206897
I mean she's a vampire Beast-humping child of a whore who wants to use people to feed her yiff queen.
Anything bad that happens to a Cainhurst is a good thing, even if it's done by someone who got buggered by tentacle monsters and thinks alium jizz is magic.
>>48206476
>most people with maces carried swords
Hell no.
Majority of people that fought were far too poor to own a sword. They sometimes carried a side-arm but it was mostly some kind of knife
>>48206924
>>48206911
Never expected to see animegirl half swording.
>>48206905
She already got a head injury, she's going to get her ass kicked.
>>48206930
>Majority of people that fought were far too poor to own a sword.
You could get a shit quality sword pretty cheap for most of the iron age.
>>48206940
>>48206944
>has a visor
>still managed to get cut in the face
proof that women suck at war
>>48206956
>>48206944
>>48206970
>>48206848
It's more interesting to me to think about how much craft work information the wives and female family members of tradesmen were educated with, since if they couldn't hold up their source of income (which was typically credit, not coinage) as their men were away fighting they'd just fucking starve. Maybe that's why the British Celts and Anglo-Saxons gave their women more rights, because they traded a lot with clothing materials that women could very easily help craft and produce with tools?
>>48206905
the pommel on that sword is kind of shit for mordschlag, though
>>48206981
>>48204341
>"Hold the sword by the blade and use it as a hammer"
most of the times is "use it as a lever"
>>48206992
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>>48206980
>>48207005
>>48206990
I imagine it wasn't her first plan. She could also doff him with the crossguard and use it as an unfortunately blunted warpick.
>>48206990
The cross guard is wimpy too.
>>48207006
>>48207013
>>48207038
>>48207054
>>48204599
Come on, anon, they can only come in duet or not at all
>>48207047
KILL ALL DA SIOUX
>>48205744
We could pretty much fill entire thread with just pics from this guy
>>48207063
>>48205887
She's a cleric, she probably cast shillelagh or magic weapon or whatever on it.
>>48207097
>>48207112
>>48207127
>>48207005
That has got to be the ugliest military-style vehicle I have seen.
>>48207150
>>48207168
>>48207194
>>48206963
Those scars are from her wife-beating husband.
>>48206617
I really hope this is bait
>>48204712
They're the only ones that are believable. A woman can shoot a gun, but she can't swing a sword or move in plate armor in any sort of effective manner.
>>48207014
Every strike she can make from that stance can easily be countered by a block and riposte.
>>48207234
anything in this thread that isn't pics of warrior chics is bait
Video games ruined spears
>>48207249
>armchair HEMA
kek
>>48206613
>duet
I think that's kinda pin-uppy, but damn she looks spooky. 7/10, would try to avoid fighting.
>>48206042
What's the best RPG system if I want tobullyMaria?
>>48207266
the larger problem is the dude she's attacking is like a mile away and also fucking massive
>>48206802
But that's realistic, anon. Woman combatants aren't.
>>48207310All of them.
>>48204085
Not exactly what the thread is for but its the closest around. I need an image of a burnt out woman scientist of the esoteric/magical variety. Any help?
>>48207338
maria iscute
>>48207370She is.Puffy Vulva
>>48207166
it's a drone.
>>48206534
There is historical precedence.
They were rare in comparrison to male combatants but still happened.
>>48207166
Don't want to break it for you, anon, but aesthetics are probably the last think anyone in military gives a fuck about.
>>48207325
It's fucking forced perspective you pleb
>>48207477
It's a shit example of it, you actual pleb.
>>48207468
Then why fighter jet planes look so fucking sexy?
>>48207518
How else would they get pilots to pay attention?
>>48207553
looking like dudes obvs
>>48206871
Not him but it's well known / a simple google search away, she never fought in combat, all her military advice was ignored, the English ignored her diplomacy attempts and she was kept around as a good luck charm, oh and as she wasn't really talking to God, she was as mad as a box of frogs.
>>48204085
>>48207594
cool pic, got sauce?
>>48205993
>God, give the strength to deal with these retards
>>48206617
YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BEARD!
>>48207310
No bully.
>>48207609
Nope :)
>>48207645
>>48204085
Do you have a problem with Bikini armor? because it sounds like you have a problem.
>>48207166
The military's generally about function over form.
>>48204085
>mordhau
>realistic women
>animu faces
my dick can only get so hard, anon.
>>48204756
>The gun is pointed at the armored back, not at the head
No one involved with that picture seem to know what the fuck they are doing, not even the artist
>>48207666
>Do you have a problem with Bikini armor? because it sounds like you have a problem.
Actually it doesn't sound like he have a problem with it, just that he doesn't want bikini armour right now.
>>48206944
>That posture
SNAPPP CITYYYY
Also ugly af, likely to get killed by monster hunters mistaking her for a zombie.
>>48207477
If it is, shes a dumbfuck like you if she's attacking that far away.
>>48204756
She dare dress-up like a gallant cavalryman and chose to die on her knees?
Disgusting.
>>48207518
Because the penis just happens to be aerodynamic.
>>48207666
You can't fool me Satan.
>Wearing nothing but pantsu and a bra in thick brush, swamp, or basically any environment that isn't perfect for humans.
>Hit and run tactics require ranged weaponry to be useful.
Also armor should be armor, if you want to wear fetish clothes just wear fetish clothes, if you want to wear armor wear fucking armor. A bra made of metal (which would probably chafe in unpleasant ways) is a bra made of metal, it isn't armor because it doesn't offer substantial protection.
>>48207014
>>48207022
>>48206990
Desperate measures. At least she's got the brains and will to actually fight on instead of giving up.
>>48207986
>brains
I'm pretty sure the blow to the head knocked out her brains and possibly also her depth perception
![yf23roll[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/san9Zok.jpg "yf23roll[1].jpg")
>>48207518
Happy coincidence, shapes which are aerodynamic are often also aesthetically pleasant to humans, also function has an aesthetic value all its own.
>>48207763
At least I understand framing instead of digging my heels in on a retarded point.
>>48208008
Do you not see her sticking her tongue out at him and taunting him into range?
>>48207763
>>48208008
>she's a woman and clearly stupid
>no way is she taunting him into being an idiot and approaching first
>she's just offering to lick him
>>48208159
That's just loss of face/mouth muscle contol due to the head trauma
>>48207743
I assume he classify it as 'pinup' when it's actually a legitimate way to protect yourself.
>>48207979
>in thick brush, swamp, or basically any environment
The discussion only involves combat
>if you want to wear fetish clothes just wear fetish clothes
it's not the same thing. Bikini armor provides the adequate amount of protection to where is important. Anything else will just get in the way.
>>48206927
Where dis from?
>>48206143
Matadors wear corsets, too.
>>48208173
>women aren't allowed to be rendered incapable from serious cranial trauma
>>48208271
>Combat doesn't take place in an environment.
>"Armor" that doesn't offer any protection to your lungs, diaphragm, neck, most of your spinal column, or any major blood vessels in your torso.
Generally armor is made to you know, actually give you improved chances of being alive after a fight.
>>48208271
>it's not the same thing. Bikini armor provides the adequate amount of protection to where is important. Anything else will just get in the way.
You know literally nothing about armour, good armour makes very little difference to a trained person.
>>48206913
>the french suck at fighting meme
For most of post-Roman European history, from Charlemagne to Napolean, the French were the most feared warriors on the continent. It was only toward the end that they developed a bad habit of getting btfo by a unified Germany.
>>48205887
Make a musket of good hickory or oak, fire-harden it, yeah, skulls are gonna crack.
>>48208145
>digging my heels
I pointed out an observation you din't like and acted autistic.
