roll a d100
"What is an orc's favorite song that isn't a coffee table or a happening?"
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>48179572
Boyz in da Hood?
>>48179572
>TEETH AREN'T HORSES!!!
>>48179661
dead
>>48179678
dead (gotta roll nigga)
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>48179572
Elf tears.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>48179572Power of the Horde.
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>48179572
I remember this thread.
>>48179726
>>48179764
dead
>>48179768
yeah saw that cap so I thought I'd make my own, also dead
Rolled 36 (1d100)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>48179572
Garden clippers.
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>48179572
AN ORC-ESTRA
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>48179572
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE THE FORMUOLI
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>48179572
>A Coffee Table or a Happening
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>48179572
Pockchop sandwiches
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>48179572
Enough Dakka.
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>48179572
A shit. A song that isn't a coffee table is shit.
>>48180376
>>48180408
dead
>>48180388
you didn't give an answer
double dead
>>48180375
triple dead
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48179572
Grot-toman
>>48180567
You are a hero to us all.
Rolled 5, 2, 4, 5, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6, 3, 3, 6, 5, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 3 = 84 (20d6)
>>48180567
Oh shit nigga, the Astro-Sphinx explodes into chain lightning.
You win fag.
>>48180622
And that puts me at... -39 HP
Excellent!
>>48179572
And I was gonna say orc-hestral music.
>>48180622
Fare ye well, Astro-sphinx, you could not withstand my pun-ishment.
Till next time...
>>48180743
After defeating the Astro-sphinx you turn to the villagers you saved. They seem quite impressed by your exquisite puns that not only do they want to give their farm tools as a reward, they also want to start a bonfire in your honor. Aren't you a lucky guy.
>>48180567
I don't get it.
>>48180899
>"Halt, citizens! Move ye no further, until you roll 1d100 and answer my riddle!"
>"What is an anus that is also a penis?"
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>48183300
O-OP?
