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ITT: Magical Realm stories. I'll start.

>be me last night.
>MCing Session 1 for Apocalypse World.
>Two players, a Hardholder and a Battlebabe
>Hardholder is a sleazy Don Draper type who enforces the Prima Nocte law over all his settlers, so he gets first dibs on banging all women on their wedding night, even before the husbands. He's the alpha male who cucks literally every man in the settlement to maintain dominance.
>Hardholder's top enforcer is an NPC named Fisting Buffalo, a tribal from the wastes who dresses as a stereotypical Native American, with the big feather headdress all the way down to his ass. Ethnically, he's Korean, though. According to the Hardholder, Fisting Buffalo's "defining feature" is that he's a loner who loves blowing hookers.
>Battlebabe is an oversexed thrill kill psycho bitch who's been living in a stairwell in Hardholder's settlement for a week, working as a frighteningly over-eager prostitute. She tries to seduce the Hardholder every chance she gets, regardless of circumstances. We're in a bar talking business? Let's fuck. We're about to kick down a door to collect a debt? Let's have a quickie.
>Battlebabe is also ridiculously bloodthirsty. When she tried to collect said debt (which was nothing more than an unpaid bar tab for a few drinks), she fucking mauled the guy to death with her bladed whip, letting him die a bloody, mangled ruin of torn flesh. We later found out that Hardholder was, of course, fucking this guy's wife. Also, earlier in the week, when the Battlebabe was fucking some guy as a hooker, the John tried to fuck her pooper, so she cut his dick off with zero warning.

This was Session 1, and there's no sign of us ever leaving the Magical Realm. I'd end the game if it wasn't so fucking funny.

Pic related, it's the Battlebabe's avatar image.