How might the different classes use makeup?
Barbarian - War Paint
Bard - Effete Indulgence
Cleric - ???
Druid - ???
Fighter - ???
Monk - ???
Paladin - ???
Ranger - Camouflage
Rogue - Disguise
Sorcerer - ???
Wizard - ???
>>48167534
Sorcerer and Wizard would make something to mix in the blood to write blood runes on their naked skin or on someones skin.
Cleric and Monk Ceremonial use.
Paladin also war paint.
>Cleric
Ritual and religious observances, obviously.
>Druid
be the prettiest peacock in the forest.
>Monk
The act of putting on make-up helps the Monk to meditate. Kind of like raking sand or killing goblins.
>Paladin
It was a choice between makeup or stomping on a clutch of kobold eggs.
>Sorceror
It's not makeup, just the succubus lineage coming through.
>Wizard
Disguising their face because of the one pit fiend they insulted back around level 14.
>>48167534
>>48167534
Depends on the setting.
>>48167534
That's why your first date should always be the pool.
>>48168112
That... is actually a pretty good idea. There are some nice pools around. Thanks for the tip, anon.
>>48168112
As long as her makeup stays on when you're making out or fucking, what's the big deal?
>>48168437
Passing good genes on to offspring.
>>48168437
Deception begets deception.
Does that mean I can be pretty with makeup? Or at least not horribly disgusting?
>>48168464
You don't need to start a family with every girl you fuck.
>>48168466
Meh. I'm not really decieved.
>>48168570
>You don't need to start a family with every girl you fuck.
You should aim to impregnate every girl that offers herself to you.
>>48168112
>>48168381
>>>48168466
Only a fucking idiot or a blind man would not realise that women do not actually look like the second photo without make-up, ever. If you are deceived by make-up, you are an idiot.
>>48168112
>waterproof makeup
pleb
>>48168464
>implying you have better genes
>>48168923
That's not the point you dipshit. A hot woman can still decide to wear makeup, but there's no way to tell if a woman with makeup on is hot or not underneath the makeup.
>>48167534
>instead of treating her fucking tomatoface
>she mask it with makeup
>and ruins her face more
>no eye-browns
>>48167534
Goblin to elf disguise check == passed
>>48169049
>implying female goblins are that ugly
>>48168619
And that's from all the ugly kids come from, you cuck
>>48169113
So glad I'm not fug ugly.
The world is harsh to cunts that look like that sack of tomatoes
>>48168570
>You don't need to start a family with every girl you fuck.
Pff, only if you're a pathetic heathen fornicator, and not the glorious family man master race.
>>48167534
The makeup is a way of applying alchemical treatments.
Barbarians would have special warpaint made from the blood of monsters that helps deaden the sensation of pain
Magic users ground of various plants and seeds and apply it to the skin to gradually soak in the oils and other chemicals that help improve their concentration on top of getting them super fucking high but at the risk of poisioning themselves.
Same with Monks
>>48169167
Guile go home
>>48169218
NEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd2tIudSyR8
>>48167534
Paladin - Blessings from their God, warpaint
Druid - Warpaint, sacred paint
Fighter - Warpaint, tacticool facepaint
Monk - Warpaint, mystic training paint
Sorcerer - Warpaint, magic paint
Wizard - See above
>class specific make up
>not make up made from magical ingredients that give anyone powers outside their class
Druid- Drug that you paint onto your skin that makes you hallucinate while you go into a sweat lodge to communicate with nature.
Paladin- Painting symbols of an oath they swore onto themselves before battle
Fighter- Tally marks for enemies slain in one on one combat or gladiatorial sport, tattoos may work better for this
>>48169014
>woman reasoning
>>48167670
> Paladin
> It was a choice between makeup or stomping on a clutch of kobold eggs.
For a Paladin, wouldn't that be a reason for him to be an ex-Paladin if he chose make-up?
Seriously though, it's clearly to boost his Cha because MAD is a bitch.
>Sorceror
> It's not makeup, just the succubus lineage coming through.
You seem to be very bad at getting the point. Clearly it's the result of his wizard father raising him to be the boipussy to replace his succubus mother.
> Easy mode answers for all
They're all women. They wear makeup because it's cultural, but as PCs they're breaking cultural norms with their jobs. Still wanna get that dock though.
>>48168112
> Not just dating a woman who always wears make-up
Like the one thing Eastern Europeans do right.
>>48167534
$10 says she doesn't blame the acne on the oils in her 15-layer foundation kit.
>>48175405
But good makeup doesn't cause acne.
>>48175421
When you have the shitloads she has, quality of the product doesn't matter, the sheer amount is going to wreck your pores.
