Haven't seen one of these in a while, So let's get it started!
I have a new mic and Audacity this time, Let's see if things go well.
>>48151469
Anchor post
>>48151663
Getting things started off with some of my own writing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a7FBNwjx0x
"You ever heard of Steam engines, Private? The Heart and soul of the industrial Revolution? They are kinda like Plasma reactors...They Boiled water and kept it bottled up tight, Using Metal pipes and rubber gaskets,
Instead of Exciting gases into a high energy state and bottling it all up with magnetics, Yeah?
Well... They called the steam in there 'Living steam' Treated those Engines and boilers like prisons and yokes, Harnessing a living demon to do their bidding. Because if a pipe burst, Or a gasket blew? All came undone. THeir iron trains, their wooden boats, their brick factories. Nothing could withstand the rage of Steam unleashed. Men were flash-broiled, Walls blasted over and the whole device could come apart! That's all cause of pressurized Boiled water... Now, what do you think will happen if our little Magnetic's shut off? What will happen with all that Live Plasma?
And just look at that reactor. A big Magnetic donut with a Stellar filling… That fucker right there, Humming along…. It keeps me up at night. "
Requesting a raspy voice for this one.
"Witness, Your grace.
The death of our nation, The death of our people, The death of the very land that sustained us. All to ash, All to bone, All to rot.
All for you.
Sing, My liege, Sing out for us who will die for you.
Let your words rouse these bones once more!
Let your cry sharpen our blades!
Let your song be the execration of our Foes!
We Stand with you in this death, My lord,
By your hand this world will know the price of courting the stars."
Evilish, smooth tone: "I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. Those who use the dark side are also bound to serve it. To understand this is to understand the underlying philosophy of the Sith. The dark side offers power for power's sake. You must crave it. Covet it. You must seek power above all else, with no reservation or hesitation. The Force will change you. It will transform you. Some fear this change. The teachings of the Jedi are focused on fighting and controlling this transformation. That is why those who serve the light are limited in what they accomplish."
>>48152558
Forgot the 'smooth' part
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1advDOf9IZ9
tried a smoother tone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HyvX0PKJ3w
>>48151695
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a7FBNwjx0x
Here's my post for the raspy request. It's a bit on the smooth side but I like it :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IpNSiBz2ih
>>48151741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awa3yQKFc1
Let's get a little deeper.
Ding
>>48152558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IXiE7OlXji
Here you go. Sorry for the start, my program takes awhile to record so I have to wait a bit before starting.
>>48152558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ep8MF5JffH
Now introducing... Patrick Revburton
>>48153175
>>48153083
Are you the same dude? THis is some serious good shit. Very good timeing, Very strong enunciation.
>>48152922
Solid work! again, nice enunciation and speed. Timing is a massive part of good voice acting
>>48153293
Yep All these
>>48153268
>>48153175
>>48153083
Is me. Thanks. Wish I wasn't so lazy that I could get a better sound editing program. If I try recording directly on Vocaroo it sounds like garbage but oddly my default recorder works like a charm.
reply to the raspy voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPqTJFPHGe
>>48151469
Anchors for the Anchor Throne! Posts for the Post god!
>>48153327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPqTJFPHGe
>>48153268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ep8MF5JffH
>>48153175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IXiE7OlXji
>>48153083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awa3yQKFc1
>>48152770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1advDOf9IZ9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HyvX0PKJ3w
>>48152922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a7FBNwjx0x
>>48153326
Why not try audacity or somthing?
>>48153483
Just downloaded it. I'll poke around on it tonight. Thanks!
>>48153673
atta boyo.
Requesting that you do >>48151695
for plasma power
>>48153697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fy6FHO9AeX
Took me 4 tries. I honestly think the initial recording was perfect so I guess I just added a southern alternative.
>>48154139
By initial recording I mean the first post in the thread.
>>48154139
fucking amazing work man
That is just incredible.
I'd like a quick and easy one.
Youthful, joking tone with a faint hint of nobility to it.
"Hey there, cutie pie! Why don't you just come on over and we can do some one-on-one sparring if you know what I mean, babe?"
>>48151695
Don't know why, but as a nuclear engineer this speech annoys the fuck out of me for so many reasons.
>>48154214
Huh, Well, thanks then man. I'm glad I did it well.
>>48154309
you know exactly why, you fucking nerd. It's comparing steam engines to a fucking toroidal Fusion reactor. Also, I'm pretty sure that those things just poof out and kinda burn the inner lining should the magnates fail, rather than blowing sky high. you could pretend that the Head Engineer is simply trying to haze the newbie.
>>48154397
>you know exactly why, you fucking nerd. It's comparing steam engines to a fucking toroidal Fusion reactor. Also, I'm pretty sure that those things just poof out and kinda burn the inner lining should the magnates fail, rather than blowing sky high. you could pretend that the Head Engineer is simply trying to haze the newbie.
It doesn't do anything. The fuel would cut out before the field failed. And if it doesn't, then liquid boron is dumped in and the reaction stops. The reactors actually require the dilation of the magnetic fields to get the reaction going unless you're running at Q=infinity, which like running a nuclear reactor at critical, you can do it but it's not smart.
The plasma is so low density also that it couldn't even melt the wall unless someone is constantly heating it the plasma with excess heat. We're talking about literally everything going wrong at once, while having been made by Russian engineers, who translated it to Japanese and then to German while being run by fucking French chefs. Just something that's not gonna happen.
>>48154475
Fuckin told you, Nerd. you knew why. thanks for the rant, it's very informative!
Now I want some one to record your rant as the privet, Countering the Head guy's hazing.
>Planning on reading shit
>The "short session" we play winds up taking 4 fucking hours
Oh well. Maybe tomorrow guys.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PL58KrUKPB
>>48156529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0am6Ps1cLpC
>>48154263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YXLSv2WCqJ
>>48152558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aUfTz6rot2
>>48154263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y2NXuqjmul
First time contributing to one of these.
How bad is it?
>>48156736
you're not bad, Just starting out. I think you could have potential, annon.
Look at this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcinbFCXlwo yeah it's homosuck, But it's some very solid suggestions about how to alter your voice, take a look at his other ones.
Anyone got any requests for demons/monsters? I used to be in a local death metal band, can still do the voice
>>48157978
"I'm going to kill you and once I'm done killing you I'm going to fuck the ghost out of your dead body."
>>48154547
I'll do it if this thread is still up after I'm done with work
Could you guys please do this one? I leave the interpretation on you you could do like he is in a hurry, annoyed, angry or eager almost happy about it and such how you like.
Thank you in advance!
>>48159188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NqtWJ65xB0
>>48159610
sounds like the DoW voices
Going for overgrit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wr4xeLPkhi
>>48158317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IyT0n9doSG
>>48152558
hi /tg/ this is my best evilish smooth tone what do you think
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNfl1PiEqz
Interest bump
>>48156736
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y2NXuqjmul
Original requester here, I like it!
>>48156714
As do I this one. Cheers!
>>48161881
This made me laugh more than it should. It sounds like something a salesman would say.
>>48162665
It's the most evil thing I could come up with.
>>48152558
Too good to pass up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ahjnrt5s0P
>>48159188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WnxesjRSVb
Here you go.
>>48152558
First attempt at something like this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZVGf9uoZrs
>>48161881
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNfl1PiEqz
Great work made me cackle.
More of a fun request rather than something serious.
I am the king of all machines, yet why does my processing unit feel so empty...beep.
>>48160225
Great Inquisitor voice, would let you BLAM! me any time.
>>48154547
not that other guy but heres my go at it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hX7Bk7sJaw
How did i do?
Can anyone here do an Ork voice?
>>48158317
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IyT0n9doSG
alright I'm here. Not this guy, I'm gonna do it now
>>48158317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FwFenERhN5
Requesting some one to do the voice of my necron bbeg. "You miserable undeveloped monkeys, I phareo kuth will wipe you and your pathetic joke of a race of the face of this galaxy"
>>48165877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08rYI0ogXcj
>>48165877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QD5yocGrj5
>>48164988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10eLelxNYdR
>>48154309
>>48154397
>>48154475
i'd almost rather read this exchange of posts than >>48151695
>>48164919
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hX7Bk7sJaw
Atta boy. That's pretty good!
>>48164158
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ahjnrt5s0P
I love the nasely of this, Would BLAM with 100%
>>48164102
WHere are you from? I'm trying to place your accent, BUt I can't tell if it's constructed or suppressed in this recording.
>>48164408
Good work, Try being just a bit farther away from your mic.
http://gorkamorka.co.uk/mekboy-gibberish-generator/
we need some Ork shit
>>48151695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01BZR8DCBQa
>>48151741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k7e2kFQ8Vb
Got a bit dramatic here but it's late and I found this to be honest fun.
>>48168572
>Good work, Try being just a bit farther away from your mic.
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind next time I can record.
Can I get somebody to say this in a snakelike voice?
"Our Gods are vulnerable! Through sacrifice, we may yet ascend, regain our true place! Go, my brothers—find the unworthy, bring them here, to me!"
Alright /tg/, you're pretty good in monologues, how about we try something more challenging?
Here's the script:
A: You are allowed to complain, but only using words with an uneven number of letters.
B: You are being troublesome again...
A: Would you rather have the even ones? Uneven has useful words like 'I, didn't, think, she, was' and 'a'!
B: That's not the point! And where was the other one going?!
A: [stops to think for a moment] You are surprisingly good at this.
C: [slowly, as if counting letters mentally] I... dislike... green... spinach!
B: Don't just join in with that annoying scheme!
A: You switched to even letters?!
Choose a part (or do multiples, I don't mind) and do the lines with one or two seconds of silence in between.
If we get a full assemble, I'll edit them together and present the result here.
>>48177237
I'm not sure I understood the request right, but this is how I imagined a snake would sound like.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qSa4Ar5GIP
I'm having a lot of fun with these, do tell me if you want something changed!
>>48177544
This is good.
I like the effects too.
>>48164554
Whoops, missed this one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pVxfMffcBM
>>48177403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJRraUmJJQ
>>48177237
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qSa4Ar5GIP
First time, Hope you like it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0byzpcdobon
>>48158317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D9vEn2lJlw
>>48178655
This is also good.
>>48164988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pXRwXd8qg
>>48151469
Greatighns, humourtals!
Hello and welcome to /qst/'s first session of Dungeons and Dadaragons.
Many of the things you will encounter will be absurd, hopefully to the point of hilarity, yet I ask our players and audience to treat the game with full gravity. Maximum humor results from maximum earnesty.
A background in Dadaism, Surrealism, 'pataphysics, nonsense literature, and wordplay will be helpful but unnecessary for full enjoyment of this game. As you will see, most of the writing in this game will be a mixture of neologisms, portmanteaus, and glossolalia. The meanings of the words will not be explained to you; it's for you to discern the lexical and semantic connections (and/or lack thereof). This is done so your imagination can react creatively to the gameworld
>[Green is not a creative color.]
and to decenter the experience of conventional gameplay.
I hope this goes well.
***
Prefore beginesis of our galudum, of what bredigree be ye?
>uxisocite
A nivoijd whose presevox mondelightains croupartompany.
>vikyckill
An ajaszec whose scarighteel fratirawrs at voreignemoirs.
>wuremu
An ajaszec drillustraithion whose wosternomicore stomantarings vewsprunds.
>athenoizy
A deiaics whose sophourneic saxouil sirempts pesquaivelors.
>xuelsemoa
A cispifilgih omenoid whose syboligms itemetangle lyruirons.
>vetroquic
A walyolex whose molyquintouble khalifog swiftockles cronioropleans.
>taurnaut
A gauros whose piscexpiscam tourydes veneiscre omnio'nearly.
>iyimynhu
A nwalos whose chupamous paradaftiory kilourmimes bestipreilds and dompetsoch.
>chrystalost
A deiaics whose vegeoral semineregal mimadeode coelauses feathell!
>dalídetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
>corvideo
A cispifilgih bionispecor whose crognin theredigittes whablate angeocallicates.
>>48183885
What?
>>48151469
They were a bit cringeworthy.
>>48184958
What was?
