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All campaigns should end with a wedding
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>>48116321
Yes, a wedding between "Mo" and "Dakka"
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My warlock is going to marry the party paladin by the end of Curse of Strahd.


Or kill him trying.
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>>48116321

>Marrying a hooker with a heart of gold

>>48116519

Does the Paladin know you want him? Have you tried seducing him?
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>>48116557
Last session I burned the woman he was oath sworn to protect to death while he was at the other side of town trying to capture an npc he had shone slight romantic interest in(due to a convoluted plan that my warlock had explained to the party that required her capture(but expected her death)).

When the time is right he'll know that I'm the only one for him, through process of elimination and unfortunate accidents if nothing else.
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There's this transsexual warlock in the campaign im playing who keeps admitting its love for my paladins holy ways. Unlucky for it, my paladin has asperger's and can't into love.
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>>48116741
see >>48116519

now kiths
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I disagree! The best campaigns start with a wedding, and end with a new born birth!
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>>48116631
>When the time is right he'll know that I'm the only one for him, through process of elimination and unfortunate accidents if nothing else.

Jesus Christ, just suck his dick like a normal girl.
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>>48116514
I ship it.
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>>48116779
The girl on the left has pointed ears!

Why aren't the Sisters purging her!

That's heresy anon, HERESY!!!
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>>48116631
Maybe if you accentuated your womanly charms rather than just hope into murder?

Then you and>>48116741 can be happy together.
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>>48116321
My last campaign ended with one, and it looks like this campaign will too, assuming they don't die next session.
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>>48116321

I'm going to have to disagree.
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Its a good idea. Shakespeare liked to end a lot of his comedies with weddings because it promises good things happening in the future past the campaign. As you like it. The Tempest, Merchant of Venice, etc.

It also gives a chance for characters met throughout the campaign to show up as wedding guests, and the wedding gifts from them can be either last minute character rewards or cute things like the baker the party saved from monsters at the start of the campaign making the wedding cake.
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>>48116321
That sort of thing sounds like it'd require a set of romantically attracted NPCs who help the players but can't seem to spit out their obvious attraction over the course of the campaign. At least until the victory adrenaline sets in- then they basically jump each other's bones.
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>>48117205
I don't think that would work. I appreciate your suggestion but I've got it under control.
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>>48116321
What about a beach episode?
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>>48117670
No.
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>>48117670

Bath house episodes are better.

Forces everyone to be naked, too.
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>>48117702
Normally I'd call Magical Realm, but it could work for people who actually know each other.
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>>48116321

All marriages should end with a kidnapping.
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>>48117789
All kidnappings should end in sex
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>>48116321
>All campaigns should end with ascension to godhood (metaphorically at least)
Fixed.
Apotheosis is the journey of every story and culmination of every plot. Every character is Jesus.
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>>48117890

All sex should end in betrayal.
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>>48118100
All betrayal should end in retribution.
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>>48116519
My barbarian is on the verge of marrying a civilized prince for political power.

Admittedly, he's nice, she likes him, they've already banged, cool. But it feels kind of hollow. She swore an oath of vengeance and right now she needs both peoples to stop fucking around (heh) and face the common foe. Interclan marriage is a traditional way of sealing alliances, treaties, or what have you. But it still feels kind of hollow and means she'll never finally get to go fool around with firstboy.
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>Campaign ends with player sacrificng themself by marrying the BBEG and saving the world

Gave me hurt feelings for awhile.
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>>48118194
Sounds like a good end to me.
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>>48117722
>Normally I'd call Magical Realm

It's called history, read a book
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>>48118179

Why does she care about firstboy? Your first time tends to suck and you usually wind up hating the one who did it.
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>>48118179
Whose firstboy, and did he get cucked when you slept with the prince?

>>48118194
Was it just a lonely elf BBEG , or did your waifu marry the bad guy?
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>>48118215
Not for the player character, he spent the rest of supposed eternity wed to a cthulu eldritch horror and trapped in its nightmare (and also disturbingly magical) realm.
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>>48116321
>>48117789
>>48117890
>>48118100
>>48118146
I feel like this is less of an ending and more of a whole story.
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>>48118233

I think you may have had an uncommonly bad first time.
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>>48118233
What? Where you raped?

The first time is admitedly never great, but if you keep doing it with that same firstboy several times you'll always have a softspot in your heart and vagfor him
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>>48118271
It's called an Epilogue, and occasionally a Prologue
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>>48118400
It's an epilong, used to prolong.
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>>48118233
You're correct about backstory-firstboy. However, I'm referring to the first guy in-camapign/on-screen rather than first guy ever.

>>48118242
He was a merchant prince in a foreign land. For ~reasons~ that I could go into at length, they kinda hit it off when they first met (well, when they second met) and she basically went, "Wow, he's SO wealthy. And nobody's just TAKING his wealth from him. He must be a TOTAL badass."

Then plot and obligations wound up splitting them up. Party travels a lot, left merchant-prince-land to go do stuff, didn't get a chance to see him next time she was back (in a hurry) etc etc.

But she was much younger and less worldly back then. After all, now she's a princess.
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>>48118473
Fuck power, go for making her happy and getting more levels to kill anyone who bothers them.
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>>48118218
Dude, I'm not illiterate. It's just that having characters discussing things in the nude tends to get weird, especially if it's somehow a mixed bath.
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>>48118525
>Fuck power, go for making her happy and getting more levels to kill anyone who bothers them.
You don't fucking abandon an oath of vengeance. Affairs of man and god are distant second to vengeance.
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>>48118271
All stories should end in a beginning.
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>>48118473
>But she was much younger and less worldly back then. After all, now she's a princess.

I'd chalk it up on your barbarian-girl getting nostalgic of the halcyon days of her youth rather than the merchant somehow being a better lover than the prince.

In other words, something totally normal. Just get her gagging on that noble dick on their wedding night and she'll learn to love her prince as much as she did the merchant.
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>>48118554
It's only weird nowadays in puritan America/Japan. Non-sexual nudity is much more common in Europe and throughout history.
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>>48118800
It was like, a year ago, but that's basically doubled her time spent in civilized societies, not raiding and plundering. Or at least, only a little.

Also merchant prince had a tail, which she considers a masculine trait. She was busy mocking the species we met whose females had tails while we were travelling in their lands.
Judgmental condescension and derision of other cultures is fun!
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>>48118554
The Germans still have mixed sexes public bath houses.
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>>48119224
>It's not creepy if the Germans are doing it!
I mean, I agree that his magical-realm-o-meter is off, but come on, that's the best defense you have?
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>>48119320
Touche.
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Some stories start with a wedding.

Well, not yours. And maybe you think you'd be a better Groom for her than he'd ever be. And MAYBE things get a LITTLE out of hand, and you kill your brother to show his bride-to-be that you're the one she should truly love. And I guess, maybe, sometimes that bride-to-be of yours throws herself from your castle walls when she sees you drink the blood of your familicide. And then sometimes, you become a reflection of the monster that's always been inside you, and your story never ends.

But really, isn't that how the best stories begin?
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>>48117133
>implying filthy xenos could ever infiltrate the glorious Imperium of Mankind

You worry too much, anon. That could never happen.
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>>48117133
Because it's not treacherous Eldar, it's a nice peaceful elf
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>>48119484
Indeed Guardsmen, such an trickery is surely beyond the fickle ways of xenos.
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>>48119484
>>48119607
I'm still suspicious
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>>48116321

All weddings should end with a campaign.
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>>48116321
The Ebon Dragon approves of this statement.
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>>48118985
Oh then go for the noble. Never race mix.
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>>48116631
If you're trying to be yandere, you're doing it right.
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>>48120967
Heh, my last campaign (has currently) ended in a wedding, which resulted in a campaign.

Due to life being a bitch and most of us hating Roll20/Maptools, we only play once or twice a year. So, here's how our last session ended.

After more than five in-game years, my Demon Hunter finally worked up the courage to confess his love to the kingdom's High Inquisitor, an NPC who'd been our staunch (and oftentimes only) political ally. Natural, he felt the same way, and we began preparing for the wedding.

Since both my PC, and the Inquisitor were fairly significant figures in the nation, and in the current crusade, the wedding was attended by the party, damn near the entire high command, and the Queen. About halfway through the service, a Balor broke through the roof, grabbed my husband, and flew off. At which point, all hell broke loose.

Unable to pass up such a tempting target, a whole host of demons and their mortal thralls attacked in the middle of the service. Between the PCs, the queen (who was a 16th level paladin), and the numerous divine casters in attendance, the demons were quickly dispatched. Distraught at the loss of his fiancee, my PC begged the queen for the troops necessary to track down the Balor, and rescue the Inquisitor. She was more than happy to oblige.

Thus began the Seventh Crusade.
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>>48117345
This is actually the first place I went to as well.
Specifically "Guess that makes all campaigns comedies"
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>>48118218
I don't think you could be more obtuse if you tried.
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>>48117702
>wedding
>>48116779
>birth
>>48116321
>bath house episode

I ran a campaign that had all three of these things occur. Zero magical realm happened, even though there was full-frontal male elf nudity.
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>>48121329
There's nothing crazy about love, anon.
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>>48116321
Gay wedding and zombie apocalypse.
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>>48123073
You trying to make your campaign suck?
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>>48116631
I'm rooting for you.
Optionally, woof jumps the journal. Shadow watches though a keyhole like a fat fujo she is.
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>>48116779
That's taking starting from level 1 a bit far, Anon. How many adventures can you have in the womb?

Unless, of course, you're a half-fiend or something...
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>>48123195
>How many adventures can you have in the womb?
That's a terrible way to phrase it.
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>>48116321
>STILL no ttrpg with hip size for stat

Where's that anon who was working on wakfu rpg? ;__;
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>>48123073
Cause and effect?
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>>48121050
A fiend wannabe living in - excuse me, banished from - a disintegrating demiplane has found love? That's just adorable.

Am I the only one who thinks Exalted tries too hard to be edgy, and just ends up being ridiculous?
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>>48123210
What's the point in a stat is everybody has it at max?
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>>48116321
>wearing the bowtie on his beard
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>>48123087
>>48123308
It's a story of a greentext. GM was running a game where the PCs were suppoused to stop an evil lich from raising an army of the dead to destroy the kingdom but when they found out that gay marriage wasn't legal in the country (mainly due to marriage being a political tool about popping out heirs) the players decided to start a revolution and overthrow the kingdom's government. Just as they were signing the law allowing gay marriage into effect, the lich invaded cause he had zero opposition to his plans
>>48123692
well it's not like you could see it otherwise. And the only outfit he has where you can't see his beard is kinda a wanted criminal. Sort of
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>>48123073

Don't spoil the current MtG storyline for me!
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>>48123073
Don't worry, anon. At least I caught the reference.
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>>48121085
Gm had passingly mentioned that of that particular miscegenation, barbarian's dragon bloodline breeds true.

And prince is a different flavor of dragon blood, so either way...
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>>48116321
Or a Funeral.

Classic Shakespeare rules.
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>>48125464

Sounds like the barbarian's already in deep with the prince anyway..

Do you actually want her to end up happy with the prince? She might as well accept the past's the past and fall for her new husband.
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>>48123326
I think the point is to try to be ridiculous and it then ends up being edgy in places.
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>>48119224
That's because European society generally has fewer hangups about nudity than America.
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In l5r, the entire adventure is the wedding and all the courtly shenanigans that come with it!
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>>48116321
I was running World Wide Wrestling, the one based on Apocalypse World, and one of the players was playing a drug addict who fell in love hard with a heel character.

Final session of the campaign comes and it's royal rumble time. The last two opponents are him and the girl by dint of rolls. Player knew he had to take his chance.

He pulls the mic, announces how he's turning over a new leaf and giving up the drugs to train and be her lucha partner in a mix-gender tag team. Then steps over the top rope to give her the win.

I ask a player what does the NPC do and she pulls him back into the ring and tells him to do it right. So he drops to knee and proposes. Session and campaign ends with Macho man/Elizabeth style marriage in the middle of the ring.
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>>48126631
That sounds like a great game.
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>>48116321
All campaigns should cycles of guilt
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>>48116321
>Campaign ends with the knight marrying the princess
>The though, stonefaced, stoic paladin cries bitch tears
>The tall barbarian woman catches the bouquet and pulls the waifish, bullied healer closer by his waist
>The wizard is moping in a corner, mumbling something abou thow his "superior intellect" puts him above such "base needs" as affection and social contact
>He is joined in his moping by the princess' socially awkward cousin
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>>48116770
>>48117205
>what are these "jokes" to which you humans refer
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>>48130135
True love is no joke.
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>>48130103

Everyone getting someone is the cutest thing ever.

Nobody should be alone, unless the player makes it directly clear they don't want a person, even if it's implied at the last session they find someone.
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>>48126631
10/10, would standing ovation
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>>The wizard is moping in a corner, mumbling something abou thow his "superior intellect" puts him above such "base needs" as affection and social contact
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>>48125873
I'm scared of commitment to marriage and I want her to have more time to free-love around. She's a barbarian after all, she ought to be able to have her fun with anyone who meets her not insignificant standards, wherever she may roam.

Flavor-wise, her father's second marriage to her step-mother was a (rather pleasant) marriage of alliance between two tribes. The idea is present and normalized in her mind, but still, the idea of marriage as opposed to just shacking up with a rival house's prince for funsies while she's in the country purely for political reasons (made conceivable because they like each other already, ie, she has any reason at all to think he'd say yes) seems a little... well, not happily ever after, you know?

Firstboy was also on that track, a powerful local in a foreign land who happened to catch her interest and she might have been happy to take it further, but they got separated by plot and circumstances even though he remembered and waited on her for quite a while, still is at the moment, but the GM just won't give me a fucking break to stop and head back and he's getting slowly coaxed into a marriage too
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bimp
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>>48135291
>but the GM just won't give me a fucking break to stop and head back and he's getting slowly coaxed into a marriage too
That sounds like he's building a challenge for you to overcome.
Don't pussyfoot around.
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>>48130103
>the waifish, bullied healer closer by his waist
>Bullied healer

Healer here
Do not want
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>>48139687
Abuse is special if it's spousal though!

> Party of Heroes

> Ignores the crying from the healer because the Barbarian is such a fun guy, he couldn't be abusing her, she's just overly emotional.
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>>48140089
>>48139687
Reminder: most domestic abuse cases are just two people trying to work something out, so mind your own business and keep walking, I don't care what you think you saw.
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>>48117789
Don't you mean begin?
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>>48140127
So, was it your mother or your father who was the abuser?
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>>48140160
Does your sarcasm meter explode when the level of obviousness goes too high?
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>>48140127
Well, that's honestly terrible advice. That's what lets abusers get away with it.
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>>48116519
How weird, my warlock was trying to get gay with the party paladin in our curse of strahd campaign. He got rejected, though, and went with the monk, who ended up dying early on.
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>>48140179
Sorry, but that's something I've heard too many people say unironically.

Usually because they're in or their parents were in an abusive relationship.

Never go into healthcare.
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>>48140200
>Sorry, but that's something I've heard too many people say unironically.
I know, and that's why I consider it too regular to be said seriously in here.
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>>48116321
She looks like she's cumming her brains out below frame.
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>>48140222
Then greentext that shit, come on man throw me a bone. You think there aren't some neckbeards with beta girlfriends they treat like shit because they just want someone to feel superior to?

In traditional games, you've never seen that at the FLGS and hopefully not but probably at least once at the table?
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>>48140280
How can I greentext in the other poster's place?
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>>48139434
Busy trying to save the world, reclaim my heritage, and stop a war that prince and I are on opposite sides of.

But generally, GM is the kind of tosses five plothooks your way, lets you choose maybe two, then punishes you for all the ones you didn't choose.
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>>48140280
>You think there aren't some neckbeards with beta girlfriends they treat like shit because they just want someone to feel superior to?
I shave regularly and try to watch my diet but yeah I'm in that situation with my girlfriend, she's hinata-tier
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>>48142941
Wasn't she officially best girl though?
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>>48142883
>But generally, GM is the kind of tosses five plothooks your way, lets you choose maybe two, then punishes you for all the ones you didn't choose.
Yeaah that's what I was guessing.
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>>48139687
Healer here
>Agressive, bullying, barbarian woman
Do ___ want
No matter how much I may say otherwise
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>>48116741
Warlock is clearly lying - no-one loves a sperg.
Lying is evil.
Smite the warlock.
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>>48142959
Hinata and her ilk are only best girls to lonely weebs that don't know any better and need to be pandered to. A real flesh'n'blood Hinata, a clingy submissive codependant doormat, is exhausting and being with one will inevitably turn you into an agry borderline abussive asshole.

But hey I'm the idiot that keeps getting back together over the years with his hinata because maybe this time around it'll be different, so what do I know?
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>>48116321
My "Carrion druid" (don't know the actual terminology, but he uses mostly swarm magics and communes with insects, has them crawling all over him and through his robes, etc.) is currently set to marry the God of Flies.
Oddly enough I am kinda looking forwards to it. Gonna be one hell of a campaign-ending.
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>>48116321
Well I have never seen a campaign end.

How does it usually go?
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>>48140187
That is indeed the joke.
Very good, you're making a lot of progress.
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>>48146455
>He doesn't want it
>Gonna get it anyway
>His cowardice will not protect him
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>>48146943
>X Gon' Give It To Ya intensifies
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>>48146990
>not [Shut Up And Swallow]
the fact that he's a boy only makes it better
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>>48147147
It's a barbarian woman though
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>>48116631
This is great. I applaud you.
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>>48140187
>>48140160
(Guys I'm pretty sure this is a direct quote from family guy).
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>>48116519
My cleric is going to marry Strahd by the end of the campaign.

or now at least the form he's reincarnated into

my DM always sets my character up with the weirdest people
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>>48147359
Are you saying your imagination fails to process how that would work out?
Do I need to draw you a fucking picture?
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>>48147782
...Yes please
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>>48116514
Sauce on that, pretty please?
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>>48147949
Deff Skwadron
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>>48147949
Deff Skwadron
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>>48147848
facesitting + copious amount of lewd fluids
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>>48148001
Far, FAR better than I hoped, lucky, lucky healslut
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>>48116321

Several campaigns ended with the red wedding
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Bumpy. Romance my vice.
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>>48116321
All campaigns should end with a dance number involving every cast member. Like Bayonetta or Zatoichi.
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>>48148001
>>48148054
Go on...
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>>48147981
Hey I just realized one of my GF's friend has the same glasses.
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>>48146149
What are you complaining about?
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I object

Every campaign should begin with a red wedding
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>>48150836
But this is a Christian forum.
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>>48151640
Go on anyway
Please?
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>>48151714
Take it to /d/. Or f-list.
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>>48151714
Anon, pls, contain yourself.
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>>48148054
Well it depends on what direction she is facing and what she's doing with her hands&mouth
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>>48116321
Ours ended with a single mother.

Though the kid is canonically a badass because her mother was an immortal druid who made them superhuman in the womb to start and constantly edited their biology later on to be extra-perfect with the occasional bit of mod modding. Then surrounded by the retired party as uncles and the major plot npc as godmother she got a world-class education in ass kicking and was considered respectfully by two major religious organizations in setting.

Pretty much went on to become the best super soldier paladin on the planet by the time the second campaign started and she was featured as an npc during one of the arcs.
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>>48152441
What kind of deadbeat dad abandoned him?
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>>48152463
Druid mom was the team assassin/spy. She was like a female james bond with an extreme paranoia aspect who used biological shapeshifting to constantly obfuscate trails.

She got pregnant near the end of a mission arc with a minor noble they slept with to get into a wizard's mansion who was holding a party for the upper crust of the city and then do recon via animals (since druidry didn't ping on the magical spectrum since it was a spiritual alternative which was nearly impossible to detect unless there was another druid nearby, they were the only real option the party had to get around the magic defenses and do a survey) and assassinate a key figure to kickstart a war for their inheritance amongst a divided family of industrialists.

She just decided to keep it and raise it herself when it became apparent later. Not like she could prove the kid was his and didn't particularly like the idea of going near anyone who might put two and two together about who killed the industrialist patriarch.
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>>48152590
I guess that's one way to go about it.
And probably explains why the father had no objections to serious genetic modification.
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>>48152366
She's facing his legs, and ignoring him respectively
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>>48121446
Wait a sec, is that more or less the plot to Heroes of Might & Magic V's opening cinematic?
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>>48123202
Some people have no tact
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>>48146438
TPK, if I'm lucky
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>>48154015
How does she know the little guy is still breathing then?
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>>48155563
He's still struggling
And she's got a scroll of resurrection just in case
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>>48130103
But what of the monk?
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>>48156110
It's all fun and games until someone dies. Then it's expensive, but hilarious.
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>>48156995
>Healslut's face when he learns the rest of the party finds it hilarious he sometimes dies under the Amazon's thick, muscular ass
>His face when he learns she's starting to get off on him dying
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>>48156995
Get a reusable magic item then, cheaper long term
>Butt tattoo of resurrection
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>>48146455
I get the Barbarian chick (And everyone else) to stop bullying me and yet I am still call a coward?!

Sir you just made a grave mistake.
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>>48140127
The key to a GOOD abusive relationship is sprinkle a little bit of actual affection and love in between the vast periods of neglect and abuse.

That way, you keep the abusee hooked while still abusing him or her.

Very fun.
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>>48157277
The butt tattoo is just a simple line of text:
Property of [Barbarian's name]
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>>48146149
I sort of agree with you in concept, but don't really think Hinata herself fits the mold. The personality people give her does, but the character is a little bit better.

Like, the people with social issues like to take the most pandering character and warp her to fit their ideals, which I think is worse.
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>>48157621
Yes
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>>48117133
They don't look pointed to me
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>>48151494
I'm done complaining, if her idea of happiness is housewife&babyfactory then so be it.
My on-off girlfriend/future wife is a glorified bangmaid, things could be worse.

>>48157516
The more subtle you are about it the better results you'll get.

>>48157655
I admit I haven't followed Naruto in years, I was just there with the rest of 4chan to enjoy the ending butthurt.
My point still stands, the perfect demure japanese housewife archetype(whatever it's called by weebs) only works in 2d animu fantasyland, in our 3d real meatworld it's pretty terrible.
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>>48129549
All campaigns should end with you killing your Mentor, but not being his murderer.
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>>48157621
>barbarians can't read
>forever going around asking people with butt tattoos if theirs has his name on it
>but every one he asks always replies the same way;
>"Maybe, how do you spell your name?"
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>>48116321
What if none of the party members are getting married? Crash someone else's?
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>>48117670
>48117670
The last time we had a beach episode the wizard was assassinated while the rest of the party played volleyball against strangers.

Still haven't hunted down his killers.
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>>48160835
The BBEG's wedding, they're all maids of honor
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>>48163099
What if the BBEG is a Necron Lord? Or a Slaaneshi?
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>>48165559
In the wedding gets !!FUN!!
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>>48152309
Sauce?
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>>48160798
Motherfucker you're bitching about having a girlfriend that bends over backwards to please you while most of us struggle with the curse of permavirginity
FUCK YOU AND GET OUT OF THIS SITE
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>>48168698
No relation is better than seriously unhealthy relations. True story.
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>>48168006
Love/hate letter.
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>>48160883
Sounds like you do Beach Episodes hardcore.
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>>48168698
Begone frog
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>>48160830
Best idea.
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>>48169629
Thanks sport appreciate it
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I'm currently playing Exalted with a Solar Night.
She started the game with whats the equivalent of a Solar's wedding ring.

It's an artifact pendant that lets her declare someone to be her *Soulbond*: a person who she has a major intimacy of love (Agape, Phileo,Stroge, or Eros) towards and who returns that intimacy to her.

While she wears it and is attuned to it, she gets a small bonus to her defense, but more importantly, every evocation she can unlock lets her protect her Soulbond, rather than giving her any bonuses at all.

It's evocations include:
Boosting her Soulbond's Soak while they are fighting together
Splitting any damage her Soulbond takes to his Health track evenly between them (Yes, this can kill her)
Reviving her Soulbond from death, at the cost of breaking the pendant.

Her pendant has a sister artifact that's the opposite, providing the wearer *combat* passives and it's evocations grant the wearer's Soulbond abilities to support him, while it's capstone lets him defy death once to return to their souldbond, at the cost of shattering the circlet

Together, the two form wedding vows

The pastebins for each
http://pastebin.com/rCm6eJF5
http://pastebin.com/dBcWhJEj
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>>48170642
>>48169616
NEVER
People like him make me legitimately sick, they don't deserve the good things that life gave them and shouldn't be allowed in here to rub it in our faces
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>>48160798
>My point still stands, the perfect demure japanese housewife archetype(whatever it's called by weebs) only works in 2d animu fantasyland, in our 3d real meatworld it's pretty terrible.
From my weeb days I can remember that she's doing it wrong. She's supposed to be all quiet and demure, but with a backbone. Where the clean house is her domain and she doesn't put up with shit like abuse and insults from the neighbors or whatever have you. If she's codependent to that extent, she's not living up to the Japanese ideal.
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>>48172697
Cute
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>>48173142
It's kinda pointless because I don't think she's ever going to end up in a loving relationship, let alone >married but I couldn't stop myself from blowing my BP at chargen on it.
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blimp
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>>48173174
>>48172697
This item is a big fat juicy bait for your ST to insert a lunar husbando.
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>>48156508
he learned how to blow himself. He got it made!
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>>48116519
>Valkyrie Profile's Gandar
>Warlock
Nah
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>>48173174
Still cute
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