>>48047986
LAST TIME
Our big war to take over a simple base from zombies backfired explosively (literally).
And so we decided the only solution to attracting zombies with an explosion. . .was an even bigger explosion.
And somehow in the madness of it all, it worked? The zombies are no longer headed for us, but there are a lot more of them and boy are they angry at everything, but not at us only thankfully.
New thread since last thread is about to 404
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>48069721
I wonder how many more explosions sufficient to drop off chunks of the platform we're on this platform has left before it all drops down. Let's see what the dice say.
>>48069756
apparently not many!
go figure.
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48069773
>>48069404
oh...right when I was enjoying the reminiscing of the Memor madness...
Goddamn it time to get the lube.
Its been awhile since I last had to lube up my asshole.
Fucking GM modifiers...
Oh wait the 1...unintended consequences.
...no...no...NOOOOOOOO-
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN...
GODDAMN IT RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY FREE FROM THAT GODDAMN.
FUCK. I JUST HAD TO BRING IT UP AGAIN and it reminded the dice goddess.
WAHAHHH I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LUBE FOR THIS...FUCK.
Combine that with the fucking SAL and the wording there along with the historic background...oh god.
Its like if the Gearheads and Memor had a baby...but worse.
Bump for dice shenanigans
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>48069863
...pfft okay its official the Genie is now crying.
I was even wondering if it was going to be a spiked dildo or even on a chainsaw...
Spiked dildos on a chainsaw it is.
It no longer matters how much lube i have...not even my tears will provide enough lube for this.
Fuck....FUCK.
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>48069863
I'm glad to help.
>>48069718
That duck is love, the ducky is life.
>Note Link
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12wCyA91tyGpRmagXXH3UGcPX0xC7XwcCJzoPJ5nOzic/edit#
Pastebin ver for those that like it better.
http://pastebin.com/R9wK3vud
>>48069894
So like...did we just break space time or the entire system....did we collapse the entire platform and more? Did we create some sort of ELITE BLACK Tier cluster fuck? I'm so confused. Be brave Genie, relax your butt bite the pillow it helps.
>>48069894
>>48069863
Don't worry Genie ill draw you a picture once I figure out what the fuck is going on
>>48069938
Wouldn't be the first time. One civ made the whole world sad for a day. It was a great civ to be apart of and JAL was in it.
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>48069863
I...I am not prepared for this...
Actions?
Also
RANDOM EVENT
A GIANT FLYING RAPE TRAIN HAS APPEARED THROUGH THE HOLE THE BOMB BLEW UP IN THE CEILING.
JUMPING FROM THE TRAIN DOOR IS A GLOWING FIGURE WHO SCREAMS PROFANITIES AND YELLS HIS NAME THAT IS-"
"GLOWY JOE!"
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>48069997
Yo JOE, can you help a bandit gang out in stopping these Zeds from fucking up a good thing?
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>48069997
So anyway that was the easy part. As everything else I am going to have to figure out.
...its some complicated shit getting dredged up here.
>>48069863
Worse part is this isn't even the first time I rolled 2 100s in a row.
IT IS Admittedly the first time where declared 100 happened with the rule of 3.
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>48069997
...Welp....its been fun
>Action 1
TRANSPORT SHIPS ALL OF THEM BUILD THEM, to bring people and equipment. these things need to be fast and defentable, hang the weapons, lots of shields and cargo space
>Action 2
Escort fights, loads of them NOW
Warn JAL and get the fuck out of here. Prep for a mass evac
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>48069997
Action 1 + 2
Bury our bases.
Yes bury our bases. With the diggers.
We successfully distracted the zombies from our bases, now it's just time to hide.
>>48069997
MAD
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Get Joy on a MAD bomber fleet along with our MAD band.
Have him join the RAPE TRAIN and Glowy Joe while the band plays MAD TUNES to the fucking rape train. And go do FUN STUFF WITH THEM
It's time for Joy to make a new friend!
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>48069997
I'm still leaning towards the mountain gtfo plan.
From what I can tell, the bomb bought us time but made the situation dramatically worse for everyone else.
I was going to have the following as action 1
Get ready to move everything to the mountain. I do mean everything.
We'll start by convert our behemoth-sized transports into flyers (with the same cargo capacity)
>>48070063
Hell yes!
If it would be in any way easier, convert our extant transports into ships.
While we're at it, should we move essential personnel (like the CEO and Ginny) to the Blank Bastion?
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>48069721
Action 1
Ginny we need more, more power. Plasma weapons in mass to take out the flesh of zombies and monsters.
Action 2
Sarah, Little P
It's time to gather anything wreck we can to allow us to drive out of here is shit goes worse than it already is.
>>48070063
We got wrecks all round just grab them and fix them up.
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>48070097
Fucking this
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>48070097
Guys. . .the Mad Train was able to move an entire set of bases alone.
It could also tow our mountain.
This might be the transport opportnity we're looking for.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>48070097
>>48070122
Uh, guys?
If the zombies regain cohesion, we die.
When (not if) people figure out that we're to blame for this huge mess, we're dead.
>>48070152
Holy shit really?
Fuck, let's take a ride on the Train.
Action (all of them):
Ride the train
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>48070178
Fuck, failed to capitalize Train.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>48070178
That's rude. We need to buy a ticket first.
Maybe one of the loots has one.
>>48070178
What makes you so sure we're going to be blamed for this?
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>48070206
All the explosions we set off.
>>48070202
Shit.
All Actions:
Check all our stuff for/Look for/Attempt to acquire a ticket
Let's talk about this for a second.
If we move where too? I suggested last thread we officially join up with the Rejects since we're a big army now and maybe they'll take heed of us.
>>48070253
>>48070046
"What is the likelyhood people would find out we set off those explosions?"
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>48070259
If we take the Train, we go wherever it takes us.
>>48070253
Otherwise, yeah, it'd be great if we could join the Rejects. We just drew all the zombies out of the megacity, that should make it a little easier to conquer right?
Plan C
There was Wasteland to the West of our old location. What was to the North and South of it again? We pick one of those.
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>48070299
You also have to consider that we don't know whether the platform is going to hold.
Strangely enough I kind of feel if we survive this through the help of the train we can still live here reasonably.
Do you guys really think that we should leave? After all the hard work we put in here?
Rolled 40 (1d100)
Action 1
CEO, SAL, negotiate arrangements with the Rejects.
We want in. We're tired of being left out in the cold. We've got a big military, new technologies, and other. . .assets that could be of use to them.
We've drawn the zomibes away from the megacity.
We want to join and become a supporting faction, because being a standalone civ is hard as balls and we're willing to do our part. Make ammunition, provide soldiers, drugs, manufacturing, etc.
We'd be doing more helping them there than we certainly are here.
But our bases are likely not going to survive where they are right now and we need help moving them again. . .
Action 2
Prepare the mountain with BIG engines can we at least get some control over its movements?
MAD
JOY
Get Joy on a MAD bomber fleet along with our MAD band.
Have him join the RAPE TRAIN and Glowy Joe while the band plays MAD TUNES to the fucking rape train. And go do FUN STUFF WITH THEM
It's time for Joy to make a new friend!
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>48070375
Hard work? Sure, we put a lot of effort into building, but to what end? Mostly we were just trying to survive disasters we stumbled into.
We made what seemed like a great find, then got steamrolled by Omitar Black and soon after saw a small skirmish with zombies snowball into an event threatening the entire area.
So yeah, fuck this place place and its CRITICAL Mystery.
Only good thing we got from this place was the Blank Bastion, and it's coming with us one way or another.
I'm not going to get any support for>>48070253
am I?
>>48070398
Vote
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>48070299
If they do find out given that it took an entire settlement with it. They might think it was by accident.
They might still be pissed but they wont be super pissed.
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>48070398
Sure.
Lots of things to think about this time and I'm getting tired.
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>48070521
>Only good thing we got from this place was the Blank Bastion, and it's coming with us one way or another.
Oh yeah, and AI Wi. Everything else we got despite this place, not because of it.
have you guys considered just burying everything and going full mole people
mode for a while?
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>48070799
Have. I would rather we merged everything with the rock and fly into space. Worms from gears of war are just the icing to the cake of what is down there.
Yet really anything we do is not going to be a pain is some way. Just make sure it's simple and easy for us to do.
>>48070867
we could try the next best thing, build a large airship as mobile base and be air pirates, it might allow us to have some wiggle room whenever shit hits the fan and we need to get outta dodge.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>48070799
Really doesn't appeal to me.
I don't know how long we'd be able to last like that, and we'd be low on pretty much everything when we came back out.
We still don't know if we've destabilized the megastructure.
>>48070919
I would be in favor of such a plan if it came to that.
>>48070949
still the only issue is that it'd go against the general combat doctrine we've established, still i feel that it's best to have that atleast as a backup plan mainly cause it's trend for us to end up in shit creek without a paddle for just for walking down the street to get a loaf of bread.
Too be honest I think we should focus on going full Borderlands Hyperion. Set up an Orbital station, launch things bit by bit and assemble in space.
We can grow plenty of food for our people already. It'll take quite a long time to set up but could be totally worth it.
Then we can only come down when we run out of space rocks to mine. We can finally bomb places from orbit.
>>48071020
That would be really cool.
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>48071020
>A space post apoc game
YEESSS.
Too bad its never gonna happen.
>>48071162
>>48071162
I was thinkin if we did it that would be the end of this Civ and the beginning of a new game.
We already have a methord...the Mountain is trying to float away, theirs a huge hole in the roof. Build on the floating mountain, stick some stabilizers on it and boom we have our space station, just cut the cords and fly away.
Is that fesable?
>>48071162
You said JAL could allow us to do it.
>>48069997
YAY mo fuckin glowy Joe!!!!!!!!!
>>48071162
Can we get updated stats on relevant heroes? Or at least the old ones? And glowy joes stats
>>48071162
Fragged Empire
>>48071162
Eclipse Phase sorta.
>>48071256
>Eclipse Phase
You know what we have to train
Those are pretty much what I imagined JALs hybrid Brood looking like
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>48071339
Surprisingly accurate.
>>48071235
Glowy Joe stats will never be revealed.
Ever.
Fucker has the most thick luck(plot armor) i have ever seen. For fucks sake I was the creator of the setting and he was just a no name joke character, but I STILL COULDN'T KILL THE SON OF A BITCH.
No matter how hard I fucking tried...the dice would NEVER let it happen.
It honestly didn't matter how much I stacked the odds against him he would ALWAYS find a way.
Such ludicrous bullshit. I finally gave up when I rolled a couple crits in a row and honestly couldn't even begin to fathom how he managed to survive.
Fucking Glowy Joe.
He ain't ever gonna die. Not even i could kill him for fucks sake. I have tried for so long but HE JUST WONT FUCKING DIE.
I mean how the fuck is that even possible?
His stats by the way are fucking insane. Having tried to kill him for so long and failing his stats got so insane I stopped keeping track.
Basically his stats is
>PLOT ARMOR THE THICKEST DESPITE BEING HATED BY HIS CREATOR
>LUCK SO FUCKING GOOD NOT EVEN THE GODDAMN CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND CONTROLLER OF REALITY CAN FUCKING KILL HIM
>ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE PROBABLY DUE TO HIS INABILITY TO DETERMINE HOW HE MANAGES TO NOT EVER DIE.
Fuck I can count on one hand the number of times he was wounded...which was like almost never. Honestly he could be going through a apocalypse bringing event and take a swim through unreality without a fucking scratch is more likely then him getting wounded.
His stats basically is this
>Crazy
>Plot Armor Maximum
>Da Luckiest
He has transcended the point of having stats. I think I'll next try to get rid of him by transcending reality or becoming a god or something. We'll see. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I CANNOT KILL THE SON OF A BITCH.
Its personal goddamn it.
>>48071569
Why not pull a HULK, he can end up fighting on something in space and ends up lifting off in the Zero-G and floats away, powerless, no matter your stats, no matter your skill, if your adrift in space your powerless....until he crashes onto some other planet and becomes their god.
>>48071569
I see...what does glowy Joe infact look like...because i'm imagining Dr.Manhattan if he was in a metal band..with guns and gear
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>48071569
I honestly don't know how the hell he has such thick plot armor despite my trying my hardest.
But alas luck says otherwise that fucking crazy untouchable asshole.
IT EVEN EFFECTS THOSE AROUND HIM.
Somehow somewhere along the line I started to notice that his company...is affected too. Like it somehow upgraded to include his fucking company.
It started with Duel Fists but expanded. I initially planned for a hero of every civ basically a mascot to join the crazy fucking train as a sort of remembrance. On board is literally a hero from every civ ever done.
>>48071624
I tried that several times. Never worked.
Also threw him in a blackhole.
There was another time he fell into a hole torn in reality. Several times actually.
I also threw him in with Abigail and boyfriend quest. Put him in a situation where he COULDN'T survive...he did.
So apparently its now canon Glowy Joe been around since the before the Fall.
Fucking hell. Technically that means he even survived the Fall but given his luck honestly that is not actually very surprising or impressive.
I have never heard of a character who has such thick plot armor even his creator cannot kill him.
I would honestly erase him from existenance without him getting a chance to survive...but it felt like cheating. So I figured why not let luck decide?
...I ain't ever gonna get rid of him. The only thing more powerful then his insanity or plot armor is his goddamn luck.
It LITERALLY doesn't matter how much I stack the odds against him. Glowy Joe WILL survive and at times not even I can possibly fathom how he does it.
Fucker even ate an ENTIRE goddamn SWARM of nukes to the fucking FACE. He was in ground zero for fucks sake...I just can't kill him.
No matter how hard I try and its fucking personal. Yet at the same time it feels like I would be cheating if I ever decided to go 'fuck this your erased'. Just doesn't feel right...so I keep trying to kill him.
and failing miserably.
It haunts me.
>>48071761
I actually really respect that. Sometimes as a creator as your creations become more independent and full of quirks outside my direct control I take joy in it...they may eventally begin to unravel something else or a part of my creation I like...but I can't help but feel a proud with how far they have come, how this once little blip of an idea grew and grew, beat the odds and is now a great factor changing the world is created before it.
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>48071641
>>48071761
I have both purposefully tried to destroy him and tried to make sure he was forgotten...alas Glowy Joe has insanely good luck.
Alas it felt wrong to do that to someone so awesome...even I admit that. So I tried to make it near impossible for him to show up.
Alas...his luck.
One day I will find the weakness of Glowy Joe.
>>48071641
He started of as a rags dressed Psycho who was strapped to a vehicle which charged into a wasteland swamp and then into a megacity(in a row). Survived.
Sometime around that he started to Glow and his name was Joe. So he was called Glowy Joe.
Glowy Joe would help the Memor before running off to start his own faction. He ends up surviving his faction and after teaming up with a not so dead Warlord Duel Fist proceeded to wander the world after the Fall of the Memor.
He would later make several reappearances before his taking of the crazy flying train of RAPE. Possibly because he noticed a chained up Genie to the front of it reminded him of himself way back when...so he took the train for his own.
He proceeded to have a number of crazy adventurers and picked up hero after hero here and there. So long as they are with Glowy Joe they can enjoy a portion of his luck and thereby be immortal as he is.
Sadly this effect wears off should one not be in close proximity to him.
That effect wasn't up to me btw. It was just how the dice played out.
He Glowy Joe was kitted on originally with pieces of tech he looted on his flying ship and crew before they got wrecked. After that Glowy Joe like some broke ass ravager would use whatever he could get his hands on or simply use his fists/insanity as a weapon/armor.
Its worth noting Glowy Joe never EVER wore armor or even any kind of shielding. At best he is wearing some trophies, trinkets, and some cloth(before its invetibable getting wrecked/lost.
His weapons change as often as his slurs and MADNESS.
>>48071842
>>48071812
Linking to what I mentioned there could I also ask...what color is this glow....did you ever choose? Is he still human flesh colored or something else?
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>48071812
Yeah I feel the same way. Which is why no matter how much i may hate it or loathe it I wont ever stop it.
Because in some perverted fucked up way they are like my children. Sure they may not have come out as i wanted...but deep down I can't help but love them all anyway.
Even Glowy Joe that fucking asshole.
So even though I may try to get rid of something I will ALWAYS give them a shot. A toss of the dice to see...and sometimes they do in fact beat the odds.
and you know what if they survived as far as I am concerned they deserve to fucking stay. Sure if it continues to irate me I will try again and again until I succeed or simply give up as they are 'worthy' at that point. Usually it depends on how well it inter meshes. Except for Glowy Joe but that is personal and the only exception.
Glowy Joe however is fucking personal goddamn it, but I wont let that blind me and put aside my code.
If whoever or whatever is worthy even if I disagree I will let them stay. No matter what they shall have their chance for survival, because honestly if I did otherwise wouldn't it get rather stale? Wouldn't it be less interesting and less alive?
So while i may be biased or otherwise acknowledge the odds against or for I wont ever prevent a toss of the dice. No matter the odds if the dice wills it shall be, because luck exists.
Often times this has massively fucked things up but you know what?
The ways it fucks things up is in ways that I would NEVER EVER be able to otherwise consider or see coming!
In fact this would be true for many people and that is why I let it stay.
It creates things that I would otherwise completely not even remotely consider or implement. Its to the point where its vital to my creative process, unless people adopt a similar code and dice rolling for luck purposes in truth I never EVER do it otherwise luck in all my works is STRICTLY dice roll only
So while I finish calculating everything else modifiers included..I literally roll the dice.
>>48071953
If there is a god...I bet this is the exact system he uses for humanity.
>God: Ok lets see what Humanity does with my self insert *rolls dice*>*Rolls 1*
>God: I swear to fucking me Humanity I will fuck your shit up, ok thats it you ass holes are getting the end of the world, roll to see if you survive>*rolls 100*>God: I fucking hate you
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>48071953
So unless dice otherwise dictate it I will NEVER provide a quirk or stat stating 'luck'.
Your luck is up to the dice to choose.
The purest form of luck i can possibly implement. So in NONE of my works nobody is lucky or unlucky until the dice decide. In other words I wont purposefully twist luck. Ever.
It honestly felt like it made me a much better writer and developer of my worlds, because of how it would change things. Make things happen I could never even conceive of.
I honestly considered writing Glowy Joe's tale but I feel like I wont ever be able to do it justice because honestly I have no fucking clue how he manages it. So I wont ever be able to write it.
but he DOES do it.
Somehow, someway despite my best efforts otherwise, but goddamn if its not hilariously infuriating yet entertaining.
>>48071927
His color changes according to...well his mood and MADNESS. So its pretty random.
Weapon wise even the weakest weapons in the hands of Glowy Joe are terrifyingly powerful as they are infused with his luck and MADNESS until they are usually thrown away by Glowy Joe or lost.
A weapon never breaks in the hands of Glowy Joe...unless he beats someone with it or they are used against him.
Its unknown what long term exposure to Glowy Joe would due to an item or weapon.
Glowy Joe's appearance is an assortment of rags/clothing, trophies, and trinkets. He NEVER uses armor or shields to protect himself. Relying upon sheer luck and madness to protect him. Which is astoundingly effective maybe he doesn't because he thinks it might mess with his mojo maybe its due to his madness or believing he doesn't need it(which is true).
Glowy Joe appears to be hairless(or is he?). Sometimes he DOES wear wigs, hats, or simply has something painted on. Like for instance painting on a suit onto his naked body before running around as per usual.
You never fucking know what Glowy Joe will decide to wear, but I can say its never armor(unless its showy/nonfunctional).
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>48071953
>>48071927
Its perfectly possible to mimic my system of creation but that would require the willingness to literally put it all on the line to the toss of the dice and to abide by a strict code similar to my own.
However i noticed people and writers are very unwilling to put their creations/stories on the line like that...so it will probably be unique. As they put their creations and stories above such things as luck. Which they twist to suit themselves and supposedly their creations for the 'better'. Which I personally disagree with.
Which is honestly a shame, because leaving it to actual luck can bring up things you would never even imagine, but they would happen and I feel like it actually by far gives more then it takes.
Sure i can be butthurt at times(or eternally so in the case of Glowy Joe) but I feel like it makes my world more alive and gives more then it takes.
While my setting may not be all that unique and full of autism. Its means of creation and order will likely never be repeated. Which honestly kind of makes me sad. Its really not all that hard but chances are people will refuse to try it thereby taking away a source that can be provide 'life' from their works.
>>48072051
>>48072139
Well heres a try at something for you Genie...can edit at your will...now to sort out the map again...
>>48072390
Dr Manhattdaym
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>48072390
Glowy Joe doesn't look that fit. He is much more scrawny/lean and has a lot of bandit graffiti on him. Not to mention the odd assortment of trophies and trinkets.
Clothing and hair wise it can be all over the place. Including dressing up like a little princess.
Dude is fucking crazy but he does keep with Psycho 'fashion'.
>>48072768
Okee doke, ill redraw him.
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>48072833
I must admit the lamp was a very nice touch.
I hate you Glowy Joe...your a monster....your wonderful, I hate you so much. A lanky inked up bandit, no problem, looking a little twitchy? I can do that....Put the sheer majesty that is Glow Joe into a single none moving picture than aint going crazy im lost....
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>48070398
Vote
>>48073432
Did you draw/make that?
>>48073432
Not bad at all.
I always saw the glow as being green for the radiation he was always exposed to, but then, that's hardly as MAD as a full on rainbow now is it?
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>48070398
Supporting this
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>48070398
Vote
I hope this goes through, playing a supporting civ is fun
Rolled 6 (1d100)
So many things are about to come out of the woodwork that we never even wanted to know existed...
Good luck to you, JAL+Brood. We see which way the winds blow and we're headed OUT.
>>48074761
Actually I'd like to take JAL with us too.
bamp
bork
>>48073432
Is there a way you can make it a gradient transition ?
bamp
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>48071994
That's one thing Einstein was wrong about.
bamping
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>48070398
The Rejects inform you that they don't have enough time to move you given the current situation.
Big engines placed on the mountain.
Joy meanwhile leaves with the MAD band. Heading to the center of the explosion area where Glowy Joe is seen looking around as if he is searching for something...before jumping to the center where reality tears and he falls through it but not before flipping everyone off as he goes.
...the other heroes note that Glowy Joe will be fine and seem to be rather antsy. Like they can feel something coming but aren't sure what it is exactly...but its something most of them have seen before.
The flying rape train meanwhile parks itself.
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>48078971
>Turn 328
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points: 3 resource. 3 rare. 2 very rare. 1 extreme rare. 8 loot.
>>>>Pop 226k
>>>>Military 200k.
>>>>Food: Very Good
>>>>Water: Good
>>>>Morale: Average
>>>>Medicine: Good
>>>>Health: Average
>>>>Armaments: Low
>>>>Fuel: Great
>>>>Tech level: Good.
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Meeting Room. Fish Farm. Hydroponics Bay. Medical Bay. vehicle Bay. Science Bay. Industrial Bay. Corporate Cells. Storage Center. Corp Construction Center. Water Treatment Center. Corp Recycling Center. Logistical Center. Command Center. Processing Center. Gym. Armory. Server Farm. Factory. Nanite Beds. Daycare. Fast Food Shops. Ballistics Lab. Breakroom. MAD Shop. Bad Bandit Bazaar. Casino+. Ammo Factory++.
>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP
>>>>>vehicles: Cargo Hover Haulers 54. VTOL Cargo Flyers 2. BB Behemoth. 1 CB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 1.6k technical. 160 Bandit Tanks. 160 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC.
>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Fast breeder Reactor. Emergency Generator. Plasma Pump. Fusion Reactor.
>>>>>Weapons: Corp Sidearms. Batons. Tasers. Riot Weaponry(limited). Thunder Firearms(Extensive). Primitive(plentiful). Explosives(limited).
>>>>>armor: Armored Vest. Riot Armor(limited). Power Loaders. Thunder Full Body Armor(Extensive). Maticico Power Armor(extensive). Lighter Shields+(limited). Engineering Exo-Suit(abundant).
>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center.
>>>>>Materials:3 psi mat.1 Ultra Rare Psi Mats. 7 common construction mat. 6 rare construction mat. 3 very rare construction mat. 1 extreme rare construction mat. 5 common mat. 2 very rare mat. 1 extreme rare mat
>>48078971
>>48078994
"GLOWY JOE.
How much does one ticket for uh. . .about 5 bases worth of "luggage" and people cost for a ride on the RAPE TRAIN to the megacity!"
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>48079056
You'll need five based size luggage tickets and a ticket for every person. According to a giant mutant hero with a cybernetic arm.
He strongly suggests having enough to pay because of what the flying rape train will do otherwise.
>>48079091
"CEO, SAL
We need your negotiation skills to buy us tickets. Go talk to the Conductor and ask about Ticket Prices"
>Determine if our collection of materials, loots, and reosurces (including the extreme rare ones) can cover our bases and people
>If we can't afford everything at least tell us what we can afford
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>48079091
>According to a giant mutant hero with a cybernetic arm
Heh, I know who that is!Do you think they still sell badass portraits of him and GJ charging down the heart of the Jungle
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>48079056
>>48079091
So do we make a last minute cash grab?
Or build flyers and try to evac to the mountain?
Both?
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48079159
Sal is still gone due to the wording. He'll come back eventually with one hell of a surprise.
Tickets are done by lottery which determines the price. Apparently the train Conductor is Glowy Joe.
However there is a ticket machine nearby...with a lottery taped on top of it.
The train itself is heavily infused with madness and RAPE.
>>48079195Probably. Even would have a recording showing the mutant fighting the thing with his bare fists while Joe is riding along his shoulders. Probably shooting, throwing explosives, and screaming profanities all the while.
>>48079216
>Rolled 100
>Linked to CEO lottery tickets
hehehehe
>>48079216
>Rolled 100
The CEO totally rolled that lottery
>>48079235
>>48079259
>Mfw the CEO rolls out a ticket
>Confetti and balloons fall from nowhere while this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI8hgWJh-I
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>48079216
Still need actions from us Genie?
Action 1+2
Sell Drugs, Ammo, Manufacturing items, uh. . .EVERYTHING we can make a profit out of for whatever loots and valuable items we can get. We gotta have dat money for the train tickets.
MAD
Roll that lottery! Start with the bases first based on weight. After that the actual people.
So why the megacity? Y'all know shit is worse there, right?
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>48079216
>blow all our loots gambling on the lottery
>>48079462
It may be worse, but at least we'll be living with the Rejects. Here people are going to eventually find out and probably hate the shit out of us (presuming we somehow survive the MEGA HORDES if we stay).
We'll have our bases right next to the Rejects (RIGHT NEXT to them) and serve as a faction, rather than a civ. We'll have the benefit of strong military leadership, good sets of orders and that will make things a bit easier.
We'd get to play a supporting role for real this time instead of independant civ which is incredibly migraine producing. And if per chance we die, we at least die standing alongside the biggest badasses we know.
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>48079364
I want to support this, but I feel like we should do something with the MMBB
>>48079462
People want to join the Rejects. Myself I'm not so sure. If we get these tickets we could go anywhere. But at the same time, where would we want to go? If it's completely random, we'd have no friends and no guarantee that it will be better than the megacity.
>>48079532
Think of it this way.
We could land in a heavenly paradise on earth, and you know what?
Within 5-7 threads we would unleash unholy hell and initiate some world shaking threat upon ourselves.
As players we just do that like a fish takes to water.
So good or bad, we'd probably be facing threats anyway. In the megacity, and by living inside the rejects as a part of them, we can at least have the comfort of being lead by people that know how to fight.
We clearly NEED commanders too, and that's exactly who they have. A real warlord that knows his shit. Instead of a bunch of bureacratic board of directorsbarely any better than anonymous posters on an imageboardtrying to lead a war.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>48079216
How does the lottery work?
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>48079611
We could just send Sal to find us a commander or warlord to join us.
>>48079941
Let's be honest would that even save us at this point?
It might work if we can be assured nobody would find out about our shenanigans
>>48079634
>>48079364
>>48079216
Questions Genie
>>48080063
I believe we can do it with help.
Play to our strength and with help of a war leadership. Our bandits with have super vehicles to be like bane company.
Just don't waste time making a wonder. Keep it simple and work on the foundation. Once this is over we can research heavy again.
The shenanigans happen.
>>48080208
I'd feel better having a Warlord in command of the Rejects leading us, than having just a Warlord but not rejects.
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>48080208
I think what we're concerned about is what happened in the canyons, factions (powerful factions) hating us which means lost revenue of trade and worse, enemies.
It all depends on if anyone finds out we did this.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>48078994
Action 1
Restock Armaments.
Action 2
Get all the wrecks we can fix up.
MAD
JAL
What anti organic stuff do you have to take out zombies and monsters?
We kinda need some built.
>>48080337
O it happens. If they want to blame us they can. That explosion was because some jack ass had it out doe Jacky.
Then bigger one was was trying to clean up a mess. If they didn't what to help this is what happens.
Worst case we just pack up what we can and leave once Sal comes back with a ghoul heroe(s) to support the fight.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>48079634
By dice!
>>48079364
Yup.
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>48079364
Rolling that lottery
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>48079364
Tickets
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>48079364
I guess we're rolling then
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>48079364
My last post was ambivalent, so to make it clear
Vote.
We might have a chance of surviving now, especially if Glowy Joe returns to kill all the monsters and zombies in a few turns, but as I've said, I kind of hate this place and our long-term prospects here aren't looking so great.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>48079364
Items sold.
First ticket for the mountain was extremely cheap.
The second ticket for the township was very expensive
The tower ticket was very expensive.
The people's ticket had a minor sale.
Overall we are really fucking broke now.
That was when things hit the fan.
WARNING
FALL BRINGER DETECTED
WARNING
Our Brood forces are under attack!
"JAL oh JAL...You been naughty and now i have to clean up this mess because of her and you. I don't like having to go so far JAL and now you die!"
"Fuck you ELTON you goddamn asshole an-oh fuck me you teamed up with Omitar Black didn't you?"
"Yup. Say hello to some new found allies! We both agree that we want you and your brood dead."
That was when suddenly a certain fist warped itself out of nowhere and hit his skull sending him flying with him stating as he pulls himself out of his body shaped hole in the wall "fuck not him again, Omitar I am afraid your going to be on your own temporarily."
"That wasn't part of the deal."
"Well if I don't take care of this crazy son of a bitch we'll never be able to kill JAL."
"BITCH TITS AND REAL MOMMIES HATE FUCK FAGGOTS."
"Who the hell is that?"
"GLOWY JOE IS MY NAME JUST AS MY GAY ASS DADDY WANTED AND MOMMA INSISTED ON HER LESBIAN FLOWERBED."
"...Well he is fucking insane ain't he?"
"Oh you have no idea..."
"FRIENDS FROM NOWHERE AND DEVILED ANGELS BOTH SAY WIENERS ARE FOR PENISES."
>>48081298
>Elton
>vs Joe
Oh god words cannot describe how good this is going to be.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>48081298
"Well now that I think of it,"
Heroic ability activated.
OBEY
"Glowy Joe fight your friends."
Suddenly without warning Glowy Joe suddenly charged towards the flying rape train screaming his head off about sparring dick swords and broken bicycles spokes for all.
"Hah well JAL looks like we can start the madness! You wouldn't happen to have any other tricks?"
"Brood King says hi," sings JAL.
with that the ground rumbled underneath Elton's feet as he looks down and says "Oh damn it," before getting sent flying again with a Brood King right behind him.
"OMITRON I COULD USE SOME FUCKING HELP RIGHT ABOUT NOW-" yells Elton as he fights the brood king while flying through the air.
"Well MAYBE if you chose to show up BEFORE this mess it would be easier to deploy my forces!"
"If I did that we wouldn't be able to take advantage of the chaos to kill them ALL," That was when a sudden swarm of flying robots smash into the Brood King forcing them to disengage as the KING roars in anger.
With a smash resulting in a crater Elton emerges among our forces laughing.
"Nice try JAL you think I haven't planned for what you could unleash? Admittedly wasn't expecting Joe to show up but fortunately for me his comrades should keep him busy. Now time to die."
"WHO SAYS I WILL LET YOU," suddenly roars a gigantic psionic voice that was so loud even the zombies temporarily halted by its might and Elton shuddered.
"How the hell...FUCK why did YOU show up," yells Elton as a VTOL suddenly appears from the shadows with an UMBRA logo painted on it as it lands...and lets out a young girl dressed in a business blouse and skirt.
"Really Elton? Why wouldn't I show up? With the large bomb...and more interestingly my younger sis's forces are here. Why wouldn't I come and why would i let you destroy them?"
"...Look Jenny. I am here to clean up her mess so WHY are YOU of ALL PEOPLE standing in my WAY!"
>>48081549
>SWH joins the frey
Genie I hope you appreciate that while many of your new players are probably scratching their heads at what's going on, this oldfag is a few seconds from screaming.
This is like watching Avengers movie of your games for the first time.and this time I actually have a reason to root for Jenny
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>48081549I almost wish I could roll a 100 for Jenny to dominate all the zombies in the bridge and give them to Jal's control, because she could totally do that
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>48081549
"Because Elton if you had your way she would stay the ignorant foolish young girl who is deep in denial about what she truly is. As her big sister how could I let you prevent her awakening? Her maturing?"
"Do you really think I'll let you turn her into a monster like you?"
That was when this 'Jenny' laughed.
"Oh Elton she already IS like me! We both have the same origins! We are sisters! Do you really think that you can stop it?"
"Yes I can, I always knew I would fucking regret not killing you on that battlefield that day...but she was there. Couldn't let her see her precious big sister die by my hands...but now Jenny I WILL KILL YOU."
"You can try."
"hahah TRY? That bomb went off interrupts your control of the zombies doesn't it? Why ELSE would you waste time here talking instead of having your zombies rush me! Your weakened and now is the best opportunity I got to KILL you in your weakened state!"
"...JAL I am afraid its going to be up to you now. I know your insane and I know you HATE how your bound to her, but remember if it wasn't for her you would be dead nor would you have the chance to see your vault 101 personnel thrive."
"...They are alive? I-I can see them?"
"Yes JAL you can. I kept them safe for all this time."
"..."
"Its all up to you now JAL and I can stop him...but JAL can do you one thing for me after this?"
"What is it?"
"Tell her I am sorry."
HEROIC SACRIFICE ENGAGED!
WARNING
WARNING
FALL BRINGERS DETECTED
WARNING
WARNING
"NO IMPOSSIBLE. YOUR....YOUR...ONE OF THEM!"
"One of them? Do not put me on your level Elton!"
ERROR
ERROR
FALL BRINGER...ERROR FALL HARBINGER DETECTED
WARNING
FALL HARBINGER DETECTED
WARNING
WARNING
FALL HARBINGER CREATED BY FALL ARCHITECT DETECTED
WARNING
WARNING
"This is my true form!"
>>48081804
>"Oh Elton she already IS like me!"I always wondered, what does Rizal look like? I always saw her as looking more like Clora than Richard, a with skin like a flesh monster but the form of a little girl
>>48081804
What the fuck. This is making me so happy.
I told you jal would bring this but NOBODY. Believed me.
I am proud to say I called the 1 that brought jal and made this happen
>>48082155
>>48081804
Except we have to kill my second favorite hero.. After Cuban Pete.. who is here and fighting glory Joe I would assume
>>48082184
We need to turn Elton. Him and his OBEY move are the reason he is my second fav. Joe is tied for third with viczar.
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>48081951She 'appears' to be rather human but brood creatures like her are fantastic shapeshifters. During the Memor she was clearly mutant looking. When she lived with Jenny she adopted a much more human appearance that looked similar to Jenny appearing to be sisters but younger. Its worth noting she kept that appearance ever since. Her true form is unknown but its known it was spliced from harvested Richard and typical brood genetics.
>>48081804
"You...I underestimated you."
"So as you see Elton i don't NEED the zombies to take you on! If its any consolation I wasn't always like this but then I got an adorable little sister! Now I am what I should of been oh so long ago Elton."
"So now that twisted little mind yours finally has a body to match."
"You wont be able to beat me Elton. I know your kind very well I have done my homework."
"Girl you got no idea. Its true I might not be able to beat you alone...but who said I was ever alone?"
WARNING
WARNING
Fall Bringer Detected
"Say hello to some old friends of mine Jenny. Unlike you Jenny I wasn't solo."
WARNING
FALL BRINGERS DETECTED
WARNING
"Well Elton you know that isn't going to be enough to save you!"
"Yeah I know Jenny but if you kill me what do you think that will do to her?"
"Your holding her back Elton. You need to die...but you never separated from her until now and the suddenly you DID! Oh how i been waiting for this Elton and to think I would discover the reason...the key. All for me simply being curious about what interrupted by control of my zombies. What incredibly nice surprise a three for one!"
Now for those working with JAL I'll make you an offer. I have noticed your cover has been blown. I have had that happen. Join me and I'll offer you more then just this world. I wont even require you joining Umbra as my lil sis has need separate from my own, her own megacorp."
>>48082231
Good luck with that. Fortunately for you the fight isn't going to end right away.
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>48082367
"Yes. That's right. I am offering you Mega. Just for the low price of joining me and my sister."
>Turn 327
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points: 3 resource. 3 rare. 2 very rare. 1 extreme rare. 8 loot.
>>>>Pop 226k
>>>>Military 200k.
>>>>Food: Very Good
>>>>Water: Good
>>>>Morale: Average
>>>>Medicine: Good
>>>>Health: Average
>>>>Armaments: Low
>>>>Fuel: Great
>>>>Tech level: Good.
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Meeting Room. Fish Farm. Hydroponics Bay. Medical Bay. vehicle Bay. Science Bay. Industrial Bay. Corporate Cells. Storage Center. Corp Construction Center. Water Treatment Center. Corp Recycling Center. Logistical Center. Command Center. Processing Center. Gym. Armory. Server Farm. Factory. Nanite Beds. Daycare. Fast Food Shops. Ballistics Lab. Breakroom. MAD Shop. Bad Bandit Bazaar. Casino+. Ammo Factory++.
>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP
>>>>>vehicles: Cargo Hover Haulers 54. VTOL Cargo Flyers 2. BB Behemoth. 1 CB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 1.6k technical. 160 Bandit Tanks. 160 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC.
>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Fast breeder Reactor. Emergency Generator. Plasma Pump. Fusion Reactor.
>>>>>Weapons: Corp Sidearms. Batons. Tasers. Riot Weaponry(limited). Thunder Firearms(Extensive). Primitive(plentiful). Explosives(limited).
>>>>>armor: Armored Vest. Riot Armor(limited). Power Loaders. Thunder Full Body Armor(Extensive). Maticico Power Armor(extensive). Lighter Shields+(limited). Engineering Exo-Suit(abundant).
>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center.
>>>>>Materials:3 psi mat.1 Ultra Rare Psi Mats. 7 common construction mat. 6 rare construction mat. 3 very rare construction mat. 1 extreme rare construction mat. 5 common mat. 2 very rare mat. 1 extreme rare mat
>>48082367
>Now for those working with JAL I'll make you an offer. I have noticed your cover has been blown. I have had that happen. Join me and I'll offer you more then just this world. I wont even require you joining Umbra as my lil sis has need separate from my own, her own megacorp
"Hmmm. . .
From what JAL has told us about his precious V101, they were offered the same thing in their time of need. Spared from ultimate destruction, their people left alive, and although their original vault and organization was disbanded their people still continued to thrive as they had always lived as: researchers."
---
>>48082413
"There is but one thing we are concerned about.
Megacorps. . .are not paramilitary. We have always relied on our paramilitary, the Rejects, aid to get us through thick and thin. In fact our original plan of escape was to join them.
Even as bandits, it's clear: we do not know how to fight, and need someone strong to watch over us.
From what JAL has told us, Umbra is strong. Very very strong. We are willing to become the megacorp you seek, but humbly ask if in your power, you grant us a Paramilitary or a Warlord to watch over us? A paramilitary to watch over Rizal's new Brood Megacorp with expert military leadership and protect us as the natural order of corps and soldiers?"
>tl;dr I'm totally okay but like, I'd like another form of protection akin to what joining the rejcts would have given us
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>48082503
If accepting her offer works as planned, won't we be able to rely on JAL Brood to fight for us?
The reason they haven't been is because they're busy with Omitar Black, but after this is over that shouldn't be an issue.
Anyway, Glowy Joe is fighting everyone else on the Train, so I'm guessing we can't really board it right now.
What do we do this turn though? Training? Salvage? Try to fuck something up with our superweapon?
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>48082503
According to JAL connecting to an Umbra AI. V101 while their name was changed they were kept surprisingly intact just moved to a new lab and had a paramilitary force permanently stationed with them due to how dangerous the research could be.
"You only wish for a paramilitary? Easily done and it shall include a paramilitary commander hero. One of the best I can offer. Nothing is too much for the sake of my little sister."
"I am sure i have a good one on ice somewhere...no wait you want a Warlord? I think I have just the guy. A brilliant bastard of a son of a bitch. I would of killed him if he hadn't impressed me so much despite being such a pain in the ass."
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>48082696
"Many thanks. We humbly accept your proposal.
And look, we even have transport handled via the Rape Train!
If there is but one other thing we'd like, and this is purely for our personal request,
I don't know what it would take, but we were thoroughly impressed with Omitar Blacks use of our very own artillery strategy and dreams against us. They did a lot of things we wished wish we were able to, and to get at their technology or methods would be wonderful.
If Omitar is defeated here, please consider sending their tech and methods our way. Because getting smashed in by the hammer of our own artillery hopes dreams was both humiliating and makes us really jealous"
---
Action 1+2
Accept the deal. Unless Umbra has alternative transport, use the Rape Train tickets to move our everything to Rizal
MAD
Separate our Sane from our Madders on the train.
Then in the mad place Joy and GlowyJoe PARTIES HARD with our rocking MAD BAND while Mad Bombers joyfully follow the train in the sky!
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>48083171
Fucking VOTE
This is gonna be a sweet deal.
So we have to choose UMBRA -or- Glowy Joe trainride?
Do we keep JAL in both options?
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>48083171
Roll to support. I really hoped they'd give us something like a think tank and a paramilitary force but ah well>I really, really hope JAL makes it
Did you like the picture Genie? >>48073432
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>48083171
Vote 88
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>48083171
I vote we burn 3 fate points to make this roll godly' because will all thats going down why the fuck not. Supporting too and calling a 97
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>48083171
Rollan
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>48083219
Support
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>48083171
I too think we should accept the deal, but...
You fuckers REALLY want to get on the Train while Joe is still under the effects of OBEY?
What the actual fuck?
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>48073432
Much more accurate.
Less tribal tats though. Only bandits with tribal tats were former tribals so its actually quite rare among them.
Besides that quite accurate. His eyes need to a bit more crazy. Hardcore crazy eyes rest of his expression may vary according to insanity.
>>48083190
JAL already sort of got bribed by Jenny.
He may still dispatch some of his brood forces to go with. So he wont go with on the trainride.
Like not a chance in hell.
JAL has memories of that train.
terrible terrible memories.
>>48082694
Glowy Joe can fight just about anybody and not lose horribly.
If only because they suddenly get cursed with terrible luck.
And that shit is lethal even if your a hero as eventually it chews through your plot armor.
>>48083171
JAL proceeds to scream "NNOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT GODDAMN TRAIN."
"Guess JAL wont be taking that ride. At least the other is made easier."
"So you want their tech to be robbed? Who the hell do you take us for Adero?"
"Oh using your own hopes and dreams against you...nice. I kinda want to meet this AI now. Sounds like my kind of AI."
"We are fucking Umbra...and now i am SO gonna steal that AI. Just got to call in the professionals..."
Unfortunately our forces are currently stalled because of Glowy Joe singlehandedly fighting everybody off. Fortunately he went sane again and charged towards Elton and Jenny...to fight both of them. At once.
The crazy train refuses to go without its conductor.
Joy meanwhile proceeds to party hard with the MAD BAND.
JAL keeps fighting Omitar forces and the crazy train heroes proceed to rest.
Elton appears to be torn between unleashing is obey on Jenny or Joe. Before using it on the brood king against JAL's own forces.
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>48083403
heheheheh. Too bad the Brood King was there...
NEWS!
Sal has returned! With an army of ghouls...and a ghoulish heroes in tow.
>>48083404
>Turn 328
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points: 1 resource.
>>>>Pop 226k
>>>>Military 200k.
>>>>Food: Very Good
>>>>Water: Good
>>>>Morale: Average
>>>>Medicine: Good
>>>>Health: Average
>>>>Armaments: Low
>>>>Fuel: Great
>>>>Tech level: Good.
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
>>>>>Infrastructure: Meeting Room. Fish Farm. Hydroponics Bay. Medical Bay. vehicle Bay. Science Bay. Industrial Bay. Corporate Cells. Storage Center. Corp Construction Center. Water Treatment Center. Corp Recycling Center. Logistical Center. Command Center. Processing Center. Gym. Armory. Server Farm. Factory. Nanite Beds. Daycare. Fast Food Shops. Ballistics Lab. Breakroom. MAD Shop. Bad Bandit Bazaar. Casino+. Ammo Factory++.
>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP
>>>>>vehicles: Cargo Hover Haulers 54. VTOL Cargo Flyers 2. BB Behemoth. 1 CB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 1.6k technical. 160 Bandit Tanks. 160 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC.
>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Fast breeder Reactor. Emergency Generator. Plasma Pump. Fusion Reactor.
>>>>>Weapons: Corp Sidearms. Batons. Tasers. Riot Weaponry(limited). Thunder Firearms(Extensive). Primitive(plentiful). Explosives(limited).
>>>>>armor: Armored Vest. Riot Armor(limited). Power Loaders. Thunder Full Body Armor(Extensive). Maticico Power Armor(extensive). Lighter Shields+(limited). Engineering Exo-Suit(abundant).
>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center.
>>>>>Materials:
>>48083455
Will JAL be able to ride on the mountain being towed by the train instead?
>>48083455
I don't know what deal Sal may have made with them, but they're probably just going to take advantage of the massive numbers of zombies around.
Unless they have a history with one or more of the Fall Bringers...
Anyway, were our vehicles included in being allowed on the train?
More specifically, was the SMBB?
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>48083455
Sal Sal Sal. . .
Always delivering
but not ever at the precise time. . .
"SAL, you're great. You always find things we need, but if only e had the forsight to have you find them well in advvance.
We might not have had to use the bomb if your ghoul army showed up back then!"
Hmm, and now we need to pay em.
---
Action 1+2
We hired them, so we might as well pay them. But first we need exotic materials and to get exotic materials we need to convert them from loots.
CEO, go and make more manufacturing deals for loots. Then when the come back, break em apart with the corps machine into exotic materials and pay the ghouls.
As for the Ghoulish forces, these are the directives:
1 - Ensure no zombies threaten us, or slow them down if you can.
2 - If no zombies are immediately threatening us, go help the nearby Reject base if it is under attack
3 - If neither us or the Rejects are under zombie attack, go help Matar Sec. They might have done shit for us, but at least for the sake of the CEO's sister
MAD
Did Joy ever finish his Subterine? If not, FINISH IT!
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>48083543
Sounds sensible.I presume we're just waiting for the battle to resolve itself?
Yeah, it's a darned shame Sal always brings the goods but by then it's typically past the ripe time.
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>48083497
JAL will be taking a different transport.
>>48083521
JAL will handle it or Jenny.
There are hundred of thousands of Ghouls.
They are led by Ghoul Irewin the wrangler and Ghoul Holza the Commander. Both...are remnants of the Ghoulish Krulsade.
>>48083543
"You any idea how hard it was to find all these ghouls? Or to convince them to show up? YOU should try it next time asshole."
"Besides I already arranged payment. You think its easy to feed that many ghouls? Told them about all our zombie problem and GET THIS they claimed they have dealt with that PRECISE problem before!"
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>48083543
Rolling
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>48083543
Sounds good.
If the ghouls are fighting for food (zombies), we can keep the loot for ourselves.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>48083631
Action - 1
Resource Gathering Mode
Send out the bots to any places that aren't hell on earth to collect resources
Make deals to sell drugs, manufacturing, and ammo for loots
Melt as much snow for water and start charging up our batteries
Just like before we should start loading up on supplies for the trip
Action - 2
Get up on our high tower and watch.
Watch the big fight beteen Jenny, Joe, and Elton.
And also watch the Ghoul vs Zombie fight.
Maybe we'll learn something. But most likely it'll just be damned cool
MAD
JOY's SUBTERINE CONSTRUCTION
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>48083721
Vote
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>48083721
Rolling
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>48083721
Gotta be honest, if I was there it's what I would be doing.
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>48083721
This
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>48083721
Rollan
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>48083721
Resources collected.
Deals made armaments is going up in price big time thanks to all the fucking monsters and zombies.
Water stores increasing. How fuel is however depleted.
The zombies are apparently getting flanked by the ghouls who have started tearing into them.
Subterine constructed.
The bots are marching upon our position.
The zombies and monsters are still disorganized lashing out against all while getting attacked by the ghouls.
Meanwhile the three way fight between Elton, Joe, and Jenny is getting increasingly heated.
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>48083923
and now I am stuck...fuck.
>>48083977
Well it's safe to say the local environment is fucked.
Is this the thread where JAL joins the "League of Joe"?
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>48084025
JAL escaped that league and fully intends to never EVER go back.
>>48083991
Yeah just getting stuck on the mass warfare and the trio. Gonna take a food break and ponder on it.
Gonna be some big fucking posts. got 2 major wars and hero fighting.
>>48084056
Good Luck Genie
Rolled 9 (1d100)
While we're waiting, would anyone like to tell us a bit about the background behind this showdown?
Also looks like the bots are coming back, we got any plans to deal with them this time?
Rolled 23 (1d100)
Fucking cool that things are turning out this way.
So glad the 1 went through. With out it we may have been boned with no Jenny.
>>48084056
So can we give the ultra psi mat. To the brood to power them up? King, JAL and the other brood heroes have been a major help. They earned something big from us.
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>48084196
Our materials are all gone dude. We're broke. Even if we hadn't used the psi material in the bomb, we'd have spent it on tickets.
>>48084164
Jenny - The BBEG from the very first game, and arguably one of the most powerful individuals we've seen.
On appearance a young girl, but she's secretly a Brood Abomination. Very powerful definitely queen or above I think. And CEO of the Umbra Corporation, the most underhanded, shiftiest, sneakiest, and potentially evilest corporation out there that larger is thought by many to be a myth since they are that good at hiding.
She has another name, which is what we called her before we knew more, "She who Hungers" because of her immense psionic power she can not only directly tap into the GLOBAL zombie "hunger hivemind", she can control it.
It's a bit vague but I believe her Father was ceo of a previous Megacorp and was directly responsible for turning his daughter into what she is now, to save her life at the cost of his own.
She is the adoptive older sister of Rizal, a Brood princess and daughter of Clora Zell the Broodmother and Dr. Volk, heroes of the first civ we played and also Dr. Volk is a legendary evil scientist.
There's a lot more I could go on about Jenny as this is 2 years of collected knowledge from so many months of civs. But to sum it up she's the young girl CEO of the most evil corporation on the planet and a powerful psionic brood leader who can control all the zombies on the planet with her mind.
>>48084254
>>48084164
Glowy Joe.
Also from the 1st civ we played back in 2012. We were fiddling with something radioactive (I think a species of glowing flower) and a mad crit later this guy comes out screaming like the devil on crack.
Quickly gained a reputation of being nigh unkillable, and best friends with Warlord Duelfist (leader of a species of mutants with one great big arm). During the battle against the Heart of the Jungle (a slumbering Brood Mother whose brood was enemies with us and attacked us via the underground tunnels her brood had dug toward us) Glowy Joe rode atop the back of Duelfist and together at the head of a paramilitary army super tanks and mobile forts charged down the fleshy abyss of the massive Brood Hive cavern fighting the very walls and legions of monsters and charging into hell itself before killing the Heart of the Jungle.
Glowy Joe and Duelfist survived our 1st civ, and continued to show up in other civs because of dice shenanigans and anon's lucky rolls. So far they've survived some of the most deadliest encounters we've seen across many civs.
>>48084164
Elton Skeller.
Skeleton like mutant abomination. . .thing, and leader of the Splicer brigade of mutants who we were playing at the time.
His specialty power is OBEY which has pretty much been universally successful at making anything obey him from entire armies to other heroes.
On top of that he supposedly looks like Death itself (this is a post magic setting) and his bones are as strong as sci-fi metallic alloys.
Suffice it to say the Splicers were actually some of the most powerful mutants we ever played in terms of raw individual strength, far surpassing than most anything else we've played. They died due to a HORRIFIC case of I believe multiple crit1s on a terrible choice of action that resulted in Old World satellite superweapons blasting them to kingdom come. Elton survived of course.
--
As for why they are fighting? It's been so long even I've forgotten the details, but from what I remember it's a case of ethical disagreements about the Brood and Rizal turning into a brood monster herself. Jenny thinks Rizal should grow up to be like her and Elton wants her to not be a monster (or less of amonster than she already is)
Glowy Joe probably remembers that Jenny was the "bad guy" who killed the civ he grew up in.
Or course, Joe could just be batshit insane and fight because he wants to.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>48084233
Why? man... things are turning out so well and we used everything to early on the train.
Whelp just got to raid people and gather more wrecks to make up for lack of resources.
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>48084254
>>48084320
>>48084385
Thanks man.
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>48084433
The very first civ was quite the wild ride and had far reaching effects. The oldest veterans were quite butthurt about SWH later known as Jenny for a very long time(who was originally a joke character...but well turned out she wasn't a joke.
In their defense the shit Jenny pulled over on them is incredible to such a level they devoted their very next civ to her destruction. Otherwise known as Adero Megacorp to countering Umbra Corporation.
Umbra is literally what would of happened Umbrella Corporation and Weyland-Yutani weren't so damned incompetent. With a dash of shadowrun megacorps and borderland megacorps.
They were no are that fucking terrifying
Basically a big evil shadowy megacorp done right.
>>48084385
General Viczar was the commander of Splicer mutants.
We found Elton Skeller. while moving around with our mobile fort.
Here is part the General's stats.
LEGENDARY GENERAL
Traits
Mad General: Bonus Military Action and bonus to WAR
Commander in Chief...once upon a time. Bonus to logistics, tactics, diplomacy, reputation and military.
Masterful General: Massive bonus to war and diplomacy/intimidation
Thin line to Walk: Enables access to MADNESS or bonus to self.
Legendary Presence: When general is on the field morale cannot be broken AND is instantly restored/increased.
Tactical Genius: but thats IMPOSSIBLE! General can utterly nullify the tactical penalty of ANY action no matter how seemingly impossible(think Creed level bullshit).
Warhound: For every scouting action or fight able to identify one thing.
Dog of War: Attached forces to personal hero are considered Elite. when training forces may receive Badass trait.Also Godzilla should remember what caused the end.
>>48084704
This is what happened when someone called him the wrong rank and pissed him off.
Ability unlocked
Superior's Fury
When mistaken for a lower rank hero becomes enraged.
Unlocked Mode
Wrath of the Fall
way back when everything was falling down...falling down. No one and nothing was spared. This included legends and more. While in this mode Viczar regains ALL of his abilities included stuff he was afflicted with during/before/after the Fall.
Traits
Ain't got time to Die: Cannot die until action is completed even then gets to another chance.
Of The Fallen: Witnessed it ALL
Unbeatable: Victory is certain defeat is not
Abilities
Passive
>We Stand
Forces CANNOT be Broken and passive effects effect everyone
>Stop the Unstoppable Normally unbreakable/unbeatable unstoppable ect are null.
>Don't Stop
Get a second chance.
>Can't Stop
cannot be interrupted.
>Till You Drop
Continues Beyond Death.
>Can't Lose
Victory is assured with the right payment.
Activated
>The Reckoning
For every negative receive a positive bonus
>Bullshit ain't Shit
All negatives/problems are null.
>Falling Down
All negatives get swapped to the enemy...and doubled.
>Got Time
Actions are doubled.
>Right Place
Can freely swap/move around without problem.
>Your Eyes
Can identify what the enemy will do
>In Your Shoes
Can trick the enemy into doing exactly what you want.
>Bad Ass Kicker
You kick them right into becoming Badasses
>To Death and Beyond
Cannot die, those at death's Door or beyond its veil can still perform.
>>48084724
They probably changed a crap ton, but here is the stats for Elton Skeller at the end of the game.
Elton Skeller the Skellton
Subject A0
New Traits
Die Hard
Second Chance
New Passives
Aura of the Fall
Protector's Grace
New abilities
Guard
Fury
bump for epic genie writings
>>48084765
I love how he always hated being called Skeller, but that's all we ever called him anyway and he still stuck around with us. Damn but it would've been nice to continue playing the Splicers. They would've gotten so fucking ridiculous with Anysplice getting properly exploited.
Anyway, who wants to take bets on how long before Clora, Richard, Viczar, Slag, and some sort of Red Army bozo show up?
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>48085285
We could always play that piece of Splicers that got left at the starting area. (We also have the 1 free civ revival boon.)
It wouldn't be a fair bet. Strong people attract other strong people.
I still wonder if that random guy from the bandits is still alive. All we really know about him was he hanged out with the AI some. Then there's the lone wander that left after we asked a question that 1 cirted. O yeah and the psi robot heroes that go out in my first civ.
So many that could be alive or have some affect on the world with out us knowing. Ah the power of player civs.
>>48085402
I dunno, the only thing that seems to be peculiar to player civs are ridiculously incompetent militaries.
>>48085402
Hmm.
What if we used the Civ Revival boon to do something like revive V101 to become a part of us right now?
Or the Splicer Brigade?
I hope genie is still writing
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>48085495
War is not easy. We over think our power and under think it many times. Like the fight with the AI we had almost no military. So it makes since that it was kicking our buts. Now we have great attack power, but we are just to green.
Then once tactics kick in we really do have a problem. Yet bandits fit the style that could work for us. Don't overthink it, just send in some ducks. Hit and run to not let fights take more than a round. Man I want to do this. Yo mad guys make a rock band that kills people.
>>48085558
Na this is our show. This civ has a lot to do and they would cramp our style. Even then they both are kinda still alive. We're probably gonna meet them, if not JAL will soon. The General is helping another faction last time we saw him with the Gear Heads.
>>48085596
Same.
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>48084056
First came the bots. Unlike the aimless monsters and zombies they came explicitly for us. So they attacked just as they attacked JAL. They came in an endless tide.
Our machines of war sparked to life and our infantry fought to hold the line. Even as they erupted below or stumbled upon a brood tunnel. Tunnels were fraught with angry war machines and nasty brood beasts as they fought over the tunnels. Eventually their fight spilled over to the surface.
Apparently they tried to hit us from below...but ran into the Brood.
They also went straight at the brood attacking their grown structures with overwhelming bombardment that shattered them as they regenerated. Amongst the fire and regenerating biomass the broods and bots fought.
They fought among the zombie hordes and monster swarms.
They fought while they attacked us.
They fought among the Brood structures.
They fought among the robotic forces.
It was like the grand finale.
Except they brought it to us in the attempt to wipe us out.
But just as the bots recycled and churned out troops so too did the Broods. Endless soldiers churned out of their armies into the war where they died...to be recycled once more into new soldiers who would then continue the cycle.
Despite not that it would be endless or perhaps...they simply didn't care.
Tech fought against strange brood sorcery.
Metal against meat.
It was endless.
Unlike the zombies or the monsters...their losses honestly didn't matter.
So the way they fought was unimaginable for any other being to conveive of.
They fought not with lives.
They fought with resource superiority.
They fought with intelligence.
The battles...they were just an endless play.
A game of war without end.
For how could there be a victor when both sides were even in smarts but cared not in neither lives or resources?
How could there possibly be an end?
This was something we had not realized or seen until now.
>>48085690I've always wanted us grow to be a 'scale tipper' faction. That in such scenarios as this, we would try and help tip the balance by firing from far away with massive ordnance.
Supporting and fighting from the rear of a greater ally
But lately I feel we'd just be a small boy throwing stones into a river of boiling blood that chances are will splash back and kill him instead
I vote we go full creepy and begin growing meat/bio mass to feed to JAL directly....
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>48085690
Ironically it was with the zombies and ghouls we finally found some semblence of understanding or even sanity. Though it appeared that there was an unofficial alliance between the monsters and zombies against the ghouls and the other factions.
The ghouls...they fought with the ferocity of mindless hordes along side firing lines, vehicles, and artillery. Somehow the two despite being so different were in fact in perfect unholy harmony.
As the feral mindless hordes charged forward swarming whatever that stood in their way. The ghouls with intelligence followed, guided, and fought along side them. Ever onwards the ghouls fought feasting upon their kills and drinking their bodily fluids as they pushed onward. With such a feeding frenzy and of such HUNGER even the zombies were overwhelmed.
The zombies and monsters swarmed...but their own tactics were turned against them and the smarter ghouls exploited the resulting chaos.
Despite roughly being our number the ghouls were able to tear apart zombie and monster hordes the size of millions even billions.
To the ghouls it was just a simple and great buffet.
So they advanced and it would only be a matter of time before they ran into the bots and broods...perhaps they will tip the scales when that happens.
>>48085737
>All we want is to support a faction at war
>we will always just be too small make a difference that isn't anything other than calling chaos and death on ourselves
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>48085863
>>48085737
You're forgetting, Jal's brood IS a part of us! We're totally not insignificant at all. We've just been hugely restricted from using them freely because of reputation reasons.
Plus, without our massive explosion, this battle wouldn't even be happening.
>>48085863
That is incorrect anon, we could easily have a great influence on the world, we'd just need to act in a reasonable and sane manner. That can happen with /tg/ just not for long.
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>48085863
Hey, we're not just calling chaos and death on ourselves. We're calling chaos and death on EVERYONE.
You think the factions that were living here before we came are having a good time?
I wonder how Jacky is doing in Megacitygrad and if they're doing any better
>>48085965
They are gonna come back and wonder what the hell we did to their fall back base.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>48085863
Personally I was surprised you didn't team up with JAL's forces and looted sweet robotic tech for reverse engineering.
Especially considering how anons kept on mentioning it...it was like hello did everybody forget poor JAL and company?
>>48085927
But then you turned into a bandit corp and STILL nothing.
Nor would it have been the first time if corp forces disguised themselves.
>>48085949
Yes as time wore on it appeared that players adopted 'why not drag others down with us approach' and you wonder why your hated.
>>48085965
Not very well. Its a megacity clusterfuck.
>>48086001
Pretty much.
That poor poor backup base...
>>48086358
>Personally I was surprised you didn't team up with JAL's forces and looted sweet robotic tech for reverse engineering.
For about threads threads I think a lot of didn't realize that. . .the war against Omitar was still going on. You made all traces them "dissapear" that it didn't occur to us this was happening.
But mostly in regards to JAL we didn't want to work with him openly or risk getting even worse attention even as bandits against other bandits or the Rejects. Jal was like our badass skeller in the closet.
>>48086358
Still writing Genie? You didn't post a new stat post so we're not sure if we should have actions.
>>48086411
>>48086358
Also when it comes to Jal, Clicky, King, Jarzi etc. we tend to think
"JAL and his brood is fighting. If we want them to win their war, we had best not distract them and leave them alone. This way JAL devotes his efforts 100% to the war and expansion of himself."
>>48086358
I kept leaving JAL alone because I didnt wanna distract him from the war he was in TT__TT
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>48086453
>>48086411
What these guys said, if Jal is fighting it's best not to bother him right?
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>48086458
Can confirm, I thought that too
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>48086453
>>48086458
>>48086465
Fuck me I am dying...
>>48086421
Have you forgotten you designed your forces to take a support role?
I mean come on...it really wouldn't take much strategy.
hahahahahah.
>>48086480
We wanted to support the Rejects!
By firing artillery into the megacity "behind the front"
Also Jacky said they needed supplies and Matar Sec siad they needed to so we scratched our heads for 5 threads figuring out a way to create supplies for them but without Preemo no such luck.
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>48086480
Everyone wanted to support the rejects. Remember that "psudo supply" action we kept going for until it came out it wouldn't work?
Also beyond that Omitar is. . .scary. Very scary.
The last time we fought Omitar JAL was only able to save us at huge cost. We wanted not to get it's attention because I don't think we'd survive another encounter like that.
>>48086512
Yeah, we start causing trouble for Omitar and it decides we're worth the trouble of destroying again.
Although all bets are off now.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>48086480
People lost the balls to do things. Death ways to heavy on the minds of others.
So if there's actions that need to be done. I believe we are now with out fuel again. So we can't buy any which means we ask the brood/JAL or attack someone on foot.
>>48086569
>People lost the balls to do things
Bullshit.
We tried to take over a base with zombies.
We even did something we don't usually do and tried to do it ourselves instead of hiring someone else. And even as resistance was stiff and prolonged we kept fighitng.
Then from one little itty bitty we had:
>Huge massed zombie hordes
>Giant zombie massed attacks with advanced zombies and mutated zombies
>Infiltrated infiltrators infiltrating
>General troop idiocy
We definitely did reach out more, but guess what? Where we might have taken one base, we end up losing all our rich shit and now we're broke.
Balls or not, we can't so much as take one little base without things falling apart.
>>48086606
*one itty bitty base
And THEN remember what happened earlier.
Remember how we got a Double Nat100 for sal to find four perfect bases?
And two of them were even clean with no enemies?
What became of that?
>We got attacked by a Black AI that wiped us out, and held our ground even as we were losing, hoping on our bet that Jal would come and save the day ended up crap because there was some other "far worse threat"
From a double nat100 to find a perfect base we actually fonud smoething HORRIBLE, and we lost half our shit
Now we just lost the other half
This game does not reward having balls
>>48086480
Genie do you still need actions everyone is waiting on you
>>48086620
>>48086606
Ever since finding those four Omitar bases double nat100 it's essentially been like getting pushed down the stairs.
We were supposed to profit from getting their base technology and logistics. Instead we lost all our rare and extreme rare materials to a Rape Train lottery out of necessity.
How can you possibly fuck up a double nat100 so bad? We would have been better off rolling a nat1 and never ever finding out about Omitar.
Do you think JAL or the Rejects lose their shit when they try to take over one single base? No, they just fucking take it over. Back at the canyons we got rich BECAUSE we delegated all war duties to the rejects.
It is my firm conclusion and belief that as military leaders we are absolutely and utterly incompetent and the last persons who should even think about leading a military of any sort. We need a paramilitary and a Warlord.
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>48086620
To be fair it wasn't a good idea to let JAL at the other AI. JAL is the sorta thing that would make another AI. Shit itself so hard that it would rather wake up a BLACK AI then face him. It didn't help that it was another megacorp facility so of course they weren't about to be friendly.
Goes to show how utterly terrifying JAL is to other AI. That they would rather and proactively put themselves at the mercy of a BLACK AI then him.
You also tripped some security countermeasures that were previously down when you were poking around so hard.
>>48086606
You only lost some forces and a few resources. The zombie problem kept on being made worse by using EXPLOSIONS(which due to how stupid zombies are will be drawn to for fucks sake the stupid bastards have been even known walk into a fucking fire) and Psi that was shown to enrage them.
Repeatedly.
It got to the point where I LITERALLY had to bullshit a reason that wasn't player related for why those fuckups happened as they were getting repeated and amplified so goddamn much.
I mean fucking hell anons. Admittedly it was also a good story opportunity but still.
>>48086651
Would be useful. Just struggling over the threeway fight.
>>48086667
Actually past civs and quests have shown players can into combat...its just very hit or miss.
Like you fuckers come up with brilliant plans or incredibly stupid ones. Like no fucking middle ground too.
>>48086687
>a few resources
Genie I think we lost more valuable resources and materials than any of our others civs saw, some of them combined.
Where are we supposed to find 7 common construction materials, 7 rare construction materiaals or 1 ultra rare constructoin material?
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>48086606
Yeah you took on the zombies and not help the brood like I said. The reason for that was because people thought we were to weak.
The zombies became a problem do to us taking more than a turn on fighting. Once that happens shit will go south fast for players with out commanding war leaders. We will use a tactic that seems alright and it we forget things like sound for explosions will just get more to show up.
We lost all our shit because people were afraid. I said wait for Sal and guess what? Sal got us help and shit is turning out better. Yet people were afraid and went right for buying a train ticket. That's do to a lack of courage. (aka balls)
>Balls or not, we can't so much as take one little base without things falling apart.
Yeah, that's because of tactics we haven't pick up on as a group. Yet we still are doing better than other games.
>>48086620
It's a rogue like civ game. Shit will come off unfair and bs heavy. Yet will notes and learning we have gotten better.
Splicers, they had balls. The Corp Paramilitary, had balls. They got a lot of shit going for them. Jungle cultist, had balls.
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>48086735
Nah, even with Sal's group like I said staying in this bridge is not an option.
It was explicitly mentioned our cover was blown, even if we stayed we'd be a live target and dead ducks.
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>48086750
That's fair to think that, but we didn't need to use all our resources to get out like that. It left us with nothing to work with.
Our cover being blown was when we were a corp [assuming]. Hence the becoming bandits. Rubber ducky never dies.
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>48086687
To be fair, we established very early on we wanted to be artillery masters and artillery has a tendency to explode.
>>48086687
Action 1+2
You know, actually, how hard is it to find these rare or ultra rare materials or resources? We only got these thanks to the AI deconstructing our bases before but Sal, think you could find even a couple before the train departs? You're our best finder.
MAD
JOY. Use your SUBTERINE and drill us a nice geothermal hole to draw power from! We need more fuel
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>48086790
I'm majorly pissed about the resources but I feel it was a reasonable decision considering the timeframe involved.
Even the rejects said it would be impossible given the amount of time.
>>48086796
Vote
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>48086796
We really need some fuel that will not take a while if we are leaving. Lets make one action for quick grad of bio fuel or raiding.
>>48086810
I would of rather we built that space ship.
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>48086796
>>48086837
DO NOT DOUBT THE POWER OF JOY!
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>48085770
The trio who were fighting was a Team Skeller VS Glowy Joe VS SWH Jenny.
Glowy Joe seems to easily fight both sides...with nothing but curses and whatever he happens to get his hands on. He has repeatedly made even JENNY retreat with nothing but a thrown rock and really bad luck for Jenny. Including but not limited to tripping in midair while LEVITATING.
>>48086735
I am still impressed with how the Jungle Cultists stumbling upon a hidden WIN condition. Even brought out a big nasty hero and the players still beat the fucker down.
I still need to see another cultists game before I am willing to give the player pass on Cultists civs. Players have also shown they got the paramilitary civ games down.
I cannot even begin to get started when it comes to zombie stupidity. They been shown to be hilariously stupid since literally civ 1. They have also been shown to have the very similar weaknesses. There might be different zombie types and strains but a lot of weaknesses they have in common.
Zombies are bunch of goddamn utterly retarded idiots that will go after ANYTHING that draws their attention and will easily be distracted by food. The greatest danger with zombies is
>Chain Swarms
Zombies may be utterly retarded but they follow some very simple mechanics and have frankly quite common weaknesses that I go over and over again.
Yet STILL the players fuck up when fighting fucking zombies.
I mean at least with monsters it can get complicated as there is a variety of them. I swear players get screwed over more by zombies then anything else and I find this both hilarious yet sad.
Because honestly zombies are fucking easy mode as enemies. Maybe its with how stupid they are players underestimate them or maybe they think they can just take on an 'easy' enemy without much problem. I really don't know tho.
>>48086716
Construction materials are one the easiest to gain. Especially as your a megacorp which makes it easier.
>>48086861
>Maybe its with how stupid they are players underestimate them or maybe they think they can just take on an 'easy' enemy without much problem
I think it's a combination of this
and also the mindset of "This extended war will be good for training soldiers" because we got an enemy that kept attacking and we seemingly could hold the line until we thinned them out and defeated them.
Nobody anticipated they would call in advanced zombies or do that giant wave thing.
Rolled 50 (1d100)
Action 1
Start gathering fuel by whatever means works best
Action 2
Try to see how hard it is to get an ultra rare construction material. These things are supposedly "easiest for a megacorps to find". Use SAL as needed but "you better not miss our train"
MAD
MAD FUEL RAID.
Get some fuel!
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>48086938
Okay, switching to this
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>48086735
>The zombies became a problem do to us taking more than a turn on fighting.
I should have been way more vocal about using overwhelming force to take the logistics base.
>>48086837
>I would of rather we built that space ship.
Yeah, but we didn't really have time.
Anyway, fat lot of good the materials did us before we spent the last of them on tickets.
>>48086938
what we had was an extremely rare. I don't know if there's a difference.
Combine Action 1 and MAD, they might be able to figure out a way to get fuel better than raiding. They are MAD after all.
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>48086861
This naturally pisses Jenny of to no end as she repeatedly gets her ass kicked by a crazy half naked madman and has really REALLY bad luck. Like accidentally stepping on a nuke which just HAPPENS to go off right then.
Or a reality tears while she attempts to power up or unleashes projectiles for them to just...vanish.
Elton Skeller meanwhile swiftly finds himself on the losing end as backup starts dropping and he keeps on taking a massive beating.
Fortunately for him Glowy Joe realizes after beating their asses for a little while that Jenny is MUCH more fun to fight.
Much to Jenny's misery and Elton's sweet relief.
However as time wears on Glowy Joe is shown to be unable to tackle Jenny while she is in her final form. Meanwhile the losses Elton keeps adding up. Soon its clear he is growing desperate.
Jenny meanwhile in her clearly monstrous and huge form is easily fighting them off. If finding fighting Glowy Joe to be an enormous pain in her ass. She is swiftly wearing down Elton.
That was when Elton does something unexpected and starts laughing as Jenny prepares to gain her victory.
"Hahahah...fucking hell. Well it looks like you really got me Jenny."
"Any last words Elton?"
"You know WHY I want you and that fucking JAL Brood gone?"
"Its because you think foolishly think she can stay a little girl Elton. She isn't one."
"hahah. No you stupid bitch. Do you think I was always this Bag of twisted bones? Think i was always a monster? HAHAH once I was very human Jenny just as you once were."
"I didn't have a choice."
"No you did...despite what might have been done to you Jenny you still had that spark of humanity left inside you. Until you put it out. I know because I did the same thing."
"But she Jenny..she still has that spark. Yet you are so intent to snuff it out of her. She may have been created Jenny been twisted but a piece of humanity...it still in there and it surviving barely."
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>48086938
Fine. Vote
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>48086938
This
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>48086961
...That feeling when 4chan ate my fucking awesome post.
Goddamn you 4chan.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>48086938
Support
bump for genie writings
I always wonder what timezone Genie is in. Somteimes I see him awake up until 6 am EST. He's usually not on in the midday or early afternoon EST either.
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>48087457
Currently stuck again. Losing that entire post really screwed me over.
>>48087514
My sleeping hours are fucked ever since I got sick. Technically still sick and am doing some extremely stupid to try restoring my mental faculties a bit as my illness fucks with them.
Truth is the genie is nothing but sad thrice crippled these days. Not like the docs are making any progress so I am looking pretty fucking screwed.
>>48087533
Genie you should try to get enough hours to be sleeping adequately when you do get rest then.
>>48087533
If you have Firefox then get the Lazarus add on. Seriously, it helps.
>>48087533
Take care Genie, there's still so much of this system and world I wanna see and have you share with us. Now get make sure you are snug and cozy. Have a drink and make sure to eat your greens
I am new to this sort of thread.
I have no idea what's going on, can someone help me?
>>48087670
We take the role of an organized group in the post-apocalypse. We choose actions, trying to guide our group to power while staying alive in a brutal world full monsters, zombies, raiders, and pretty much anything you can think of.
Genie, the quest master (or qm) tells us what happens based on our choices and both his and our dice rolls.
We are currently playing a mega-corporation remnant that has become a corp-bandit hybrid.
Basically a lot of horrible things have and still are happening, and we're trying to come out of it all in one piece.
>>48087794
interesting
I guess I can't just join out of nowhere can I?
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>48087849
The game may have a long history going on for years but its not unfriendly to noobs. After all civs rise and fall. Plus if it was unfriendly to noobs the game would of died long ago.
Just don't expect it to be easy and the setting is deep.
>>48087899
how do I join?
>>48088025
You just vote for actions when the time comes, right now we are patiently awaiting Genie's muse to assist in writing.
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>48088152
You could always discuss things or make plans.
Like how to use brood or bot forces. As they can be easily changed with a few orders.
Discuss tech paths.
Discuss possible heroic combinations.
There is much to discuss. Like tactics to use against certain enemies. Discuss the known traits and strategies enemies use then counter plans for them.
Come up with a goddamn guideline that is what i do, but I can't technically share the strategic plans for enemies. The sad truth is for most enemies they follow a very simple guideline that only really gets fucked with should they have a corresponding hero.
Ok gang I have an idea...while the JAL led Brood and Omitar BLACK's forces are fighting I suggest we send in salvage crews to gather whatever we can from the technology left by the dead bots. We will be able to use what we learn to make everything more effective as well as stealing little bites from that damned AI's recycling ability...chip away at what he is able to reclaim.
Now using what JAL understands about Fusing we begin to make augmented limbs for our people, no need for AI or anything to hack into. Nice simple...highly deadly and MAD robo limbs.
We've been wasting a valuable resource out there in the form of the bot wreaks from the fighting.
>>48088193
Well. . .
We can start with at least rules on zombies
1 - Don't fight using noise, especially explosives
2 - Don't fight using Psy. They hate (like) it
3 - Make your battles short but brief, attrition warfare does not work. If you cannot win within about oh, 4 turns it's time to retreat
>>48089209
Killzones and defenses work well, as do traps and using bait.
Perhaps weapons designed to eviscerate people would be effective, and I feel like flame or plasma spewer weapons have always been good in the past.
>>48089276
We had killzones and defensive works, even additional trenches and lines of retreat.
Plus our artillery is already capable of firing flame or plasma rounds.
We employed anti-horde tactics and that was able to stal the zombie advance like a meatgrinder.
The problem was that eventually they got the bright idea to make literally giant human waves like ants do to overwhelm our firepower. I'm not entirely sure what the countermeasure to that is.
>>48089326High Altitude bombing runs leading them in circles
>>48089378
That was the plan the problem was our troops started to route and err from the plan, instead of falling back to the trenches moving away from the base they upped and high tailed it home.
>>48089401
Clearly then what we need is commissars. Possibly backed by stronger defences and better drilled troops.
>>48089428
Expclitly what was needed was a Commander type hero to prevent retreats.
But yes, I agree i've been thinknig of researching rapidly deployed heavy turrets and puttting them on the flanks as well as blocking detachments to shoot at any retreaters
>>48089440
Honestly, all we need to do is move to a lower power level area. Yet we have chosen to move to the giant, dangerous mega-city. Rather than, say expanding back in the direction we came seeing as that region is less filled with death, destruction, massive hordes of death beasts and RAPE TRAINS.
Also an idea in regards to the zombies; deploy small numbers of non-psi troops equipped with silent or quiet weapons like cross-(or otherwise)-bows, melee weapons and such. They would be tasked with just reducing their numbers slightly and over time they'd reduce their threat.
We should also consider greatly expanding our population as we can afford to equip more troops, far, far more troops than we currently have.
Also a question for QM, can we clear an area of zombies and monsters "permanently" or at least reduce their threat noticeably (E.g when we select a starting terrain, you give stats for the different terrains and their risks. Reducing it by a "point" in that system).
>>48089510
What? Afford to equip far far more troops than we currently have? Our dudes as-is don't all have power armor and shit and our guys deserve to, every one of them, be blinged out as good as we can possibly get them.
As for the small numbers of non-psi troops, we've got a SpecOps and PsyLocked SpecOps unit. We could task them with just generally thinning out zombie numbers in an area if we wanted to. This is probably something we should consider in the future.
As for moving to the Megacity...I think we're actually just moving to where ever Jenny tells us to go now. We've got our tickets, so we'll be along for the ride one way or another til it drops us off.
>>48089510
Actually since we're moving to Rizal's place who knows where we'll end up.
Our population is rediculous at this point. The norm of most of our other civs was like 2k or 5k.
In both of our battles we've essentially lost the worth of many of our others civs over.
I think that's the right way to go too, silenced weapons under biggy.
Im actually really happy with how this Civ has gone, I do wanna try another soon, but my word this one has done well...if not the best so far. Look what they have done to the world around them!
I really miss "Baleza's Bitches", that Tattoo parlor was my first ever roll in a genie game and it was a nat 100...never had that luck again. I miss them so.
>>48089801
Agreed.
Although we're no longer SUPER RICH;_;we're still crazy amounts of populated.But the money though. . .the money. . .
>>48089801
Was that the one where we eventually had a horde of Bandit Bitchez whom we're all inked up and high on brood derived drugs and aphrodisiacs 24/7? We also had that Scientist....Conrad? The one whom liked getting naked with the brood?
>>48089894
Brooding Bandits.
That one is on shelf.
We can actually return to it at the end of this civ anon's willing.
>>48089801
I really quite surprised we haven't satisfied some sort of win condition yet. DESU I think that hitting 100k in population ought to be a default win condition.
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>>48089906
I'd definitely like to return to itI remember one of our goals was to get the Broodmother and the Super Soldier together to create Superbrood DNA between the both of them
I wonder how long it has actually been? months? years?
>>48090080
Three years of Genie/Ede to be exact, give or take some hiatus
Self note on goals still to be achieved:
Shorter Goals:
Restock on a shitload of resources
See if another Preemo solution can be found
Later Goals:
1 Conversion of all our vehicles to the Boom Variety
2 Retraining of our soldiers under the Warlord
3 RAGE superheavy tank spam
4 Attempt Omitar tactics (see if we can build small forts scattered around with arty that can function as outposts and additoinal arty positions, or stuff like that
5 Giant Mountain Fortress
>>48090409
I think the Boom variety is exclusive with our RAGE turrets. Our RAGE turrets kind of solve their BOOM's problem and nullifies their strongpoint too.
>>48090526
Right that's more of what I mean.
All our existing and any future scavenged bandit vehicles will be converted to BOOM variety.
However, we ourselves will also manufacture our own Superheavy RAGE tanks.
I'm thinking we also do a test run to see the capabilities of a Boomville vs a RAGE behemoth
>>48090409
OH!
I almost forgot.
1 - Prefabricated bunkers and RAGE bunkers which can be dropped on the field or picked up and moved by VTOL
2 - Either get better trenching vehicles OR upgrade our subterines to make faster trenches and lay down sandbags and barbed wire
3 - A faster mine deployment system in light of zombie speed
4 - A more powerful standard machine gun for our infantry, preferably something strong with AP capability
bamp
>>48090549
Please don't make it one variety. That will get countered and we'll need to refit everything. I do want us to get some. Just not all off our vehicles.
>>48092190
Eh. . .okay, true enough. We could use some Pyro Variety, maybe Laser Types (good for tracing targets), FLAMERS, etc.
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>>48088193
Well, I don't know about specific tactics to use against enemies but so far in regards to battle tactics this is typically how I view things:
>Brood will be pushed up to the front as our heaviest hitters and fodders
>Our infantry and vehicles will serve as reserve rear guard equiped with long range fire to support the Brood
>Subterine fleet will be used along side MAD DIGGERS for underground OPs, making paths for flank attacks by vehicles as well as general underground combat duty + nuclear torpedos
>Mad Bombers will deliver bombs + Base will deliver firepower
>Prefabricated turrets will be built and moved by VTOL to the front, as well as heavy tanks to key locations
Regarding tech paths, putting things into image always helps.
>>48092262
That reminds me I have an additional use for our sub-terrain forces; underground city construction!
Imagine something between a vault, a metro 2033 station and an actual city! Carved deep in the earth where most threats would struggle to strike and where we can expand safely and securely!Mostly...
