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>Last Thread
>>48033952
>>48040696
Because I'm a stupid fucking idiot that accidentally posted the wrong fucking image. Here is the PDF.
>>48040696
>>48040710
If you'll delete it, I'll make a right one.
>>48040710
I'm so confused!
>>48040735
An apple a day keeps the doctor away as they say.
>>48040718
Oh well, offer retracted, I need to sleep and you're a ghost.
>>48040789
The last thread has an abomination for an OP and someone tried to shill one of the worst ideas for a jump ever, so don't be confused, this is the only true thread.
>>48040789
Hello So Confused I'm dad.
>>48040735
What kind of fruits have you eaten, jumplings?
>>48040804
Cherries. I am a destroyer of cherries.
>>48040815
Lewd anon.
>>48040804
Pears.
>>48040799
I understood that reference.
>>48040798
Motherfucker how did you know?
>>48040804
I've eaten a number of peaches.
>>48040804
I SEEK THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF IMMORTALITY
>>48040843
Would you say you have ate...millions of them? All for you?
>>48040819
>>48040843
Pears into peaches.
>>48040880
Too sweet to me. I like the taste of pears more than peaches. I'm a weird I know.
/JC/ what does victory taste like for your jumper, in terms of fruit?
>>48040929
Juicy mangoes.
>>48040929
Little victories are like fresh strawberries - sweet but not terribly filling except in large batches, and an excellent compliment to other things. Big victories are like pumpkins that have been made into pie - most of the flavor is the effort put into making it, but a good one still has a subtle deliciousness all its own.
>>48040804
I've been eaten by a fruit if that counts.
>>48041031
I'm not gay but that ass looks delicious.
>>48041031
Ignoring everything else why is he wearing heels?
>>48041063
Those are riding boots.
Anyways I'd like to see if anyone has a general teacher perks that I don't know about. I've got one from Negima but that's it. Any good ones?
>>48041069
Look again, the heel is not distinct but it is still a high heel boot.
>>48041095
Perhaps a artist's shitty design to put more emphasis on the ass?
>>48041062
>I'm not gay
Me neither, science has proven it.
>>48041063
>>48041062
Zelda is a female
>>48041123
And that picture is of Link, who is male.
>>48041095
>high heel boot
No, a heel sure, but those don't come up particularly high, those are low heel boots. Seriously people, heels do come in low, mid and high, they aren't all high heels.
>>48041085
PS238 has a few.
>>48041144
As I said the heel is not distinct, look at it closely, that whole back part of the boot is a heel not just the part that is obviously separate from the rest of it.
>>48041143
There is clearly written Zelda on the picture, not Link
>>48041158
No the whole back part of it may be made of that same material, but the heel of the foot is not resting on it, it goes up to the ankle, either that or those feet are horrifically deformed.
>>48041113
I didn't come here for a cringe thread.
>>48041085
Assassination Classroom, Highschool of the Dead, Generic Children's Television, and Generic Parenting have some nice ones.
>>48041171
Because that's the name of the series maybe?
>>48041182
Either way the feet are horribly deformed but you can see where heel of the foot is and it is at the top of that chunk of material.
>>48041184
Ok so how can I give Mushoku Tensei the Emprah's mercy and bring in exterminatus?
That much chuunibyou is basically obscene.
>>48041412
Buy cyclonic torpedoes in LoT and use them as they were intended.
>>48041151
>>48041192
Thanks!
>>48041412
>Jump LoT
>Don't fucking die
>Jump MT
>Park the LoT in high orbit
>Orient any number of the world killing weapons at your disposal at the planet
>Push giant, obligatorily baroque, red button marked: Exterminatus
>Sing hymn to Emprah as world burns
>Optional: Celebrate with your Emprah Approved Sororitas wives afterward
So, I've been away for the last dozen threads.
What did I miss ?
>>48041518
Thanks for dooming the thread.
>>48041518
Panty and Stocking got a jump. Naruto and SMT got updated. Salt.
>>48041535
Man, that arm is veiny enough that it really makes me wonder if it's an arm in the original picture.
>>48041518
A bit of fun, a few shitstorms, and a few minor updates that caused more trouble than they should have. A few new jumps have come that are in the updates folder, you might want to take a look before they get lost in the sea of the imageless folders.
So before the thread catches fire and I clock into work, how do you all feel about a Lunar Blood capstone booster + appearance perk combo for any background to purchase?
>>48041579
Which jump?
>>48041583
Boktai, my bad. This is partially to compensate the lack of a Moon Beauty background.
>>48041596
Sounds legit.
>>48041558
THOSE ARE THE VEINS OF MY RAGE!
>>48041596
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
>>48041518
Best Girls have arrived, for one thing
>>48041579
>>48041596
>>48041608
Wrong ones Digger.
>>48041608
>Best Girls have arrived
They have, I've even posted a picture of them for you.
>>48041630
Right anons Anon.
>>48041630
Kind of you to correct his obvious error.
>>48041630
>Soul Eater's Madness: Order
Same as Shinigami (effect: can turn people into emotionless 'orderly' pupets)
>SoC Corruption
Gives power with some aestetic (horns, etc) side effects
Blast group of phantom with Madness of Order, Empower with corruption, instant demon (literal) army.
Boom waifued.
>>48041412
>Get Anti-magic eye the ugly way (by taking it from some poor shmuck)
>Use bullshit magic-science perks to make virus that reproduces the eye virally
>Use El dorado's disease spread and some other contagion upgrades to disperse the anti-magic disease to the whole world
>Take cure/vaccine
>Incubation period ends and magic is suddenly gone
>>48041412
Make a Warlock wheel
Is just a wheel with two enchantments thatpowers itself from ambience magic
1.- ever accelrating enchantment-glitch
2.-spell that make it harder to destroy the more it spins
It will perpetually suck magic from the area
Just make enough of them
>>48041192
Missed Hunter x Hunter and MedakaBox
>>48041513
>>48041482
No i mean really, the power curve being exponential would actually make it less steep between the ranks.
Highest level can aparently reshape continents with magic.
Swords can actually aproach the speed of light
One chick's only weakness is "dont let her get into a stance"
The demon god is the fourth strongest thing in there, the first one can kill him by fucking accident.
>>48041861
Sounds like it could use a cyclonic torpedo, possibly the planet cracker type rather than the set the world on fire type.
>>48041861
Speaking of that setting what would be some good spells to spend the absurd amounts of mana you can gain on?
Would anyone be interested in a CoC jump?
>>48041946
We already have one.
>>48041946
how would that work?
Do you have any strange pet jumpers ?
>>48041412
>chuunibyou
what the fuck is a chuunibyou
>>48041971
No I don't have any strange pets Zura.
>>48041946
Only if you mean the Call of Cthulhu RPG and not the text-based online game, which is what is known in these parts as lewd and thus unacceptable.
Unless, like the fellow threatening to make a FATAL jump, you are making a fairly unimaginative ruse.
>>48041995
He means Clash of Clans you pervert, he even has a picture for it.
>>48041971
Only if my Unison Device counts. It was previously a clone of me though.
>>48041861
>One chick's only weakness is "dont let her get into a stance"
or ... you know, walk away
>>48041946
>Clash of Clans
Only if there's a Hog Rider companion.
>>48041956
It's not on the drive, anon~
>>48041958
I was thinking a race option, with backgrounds being worker/builder, warrior, dropin, something else, along with a 1000cp god option like From Dust had.
>>48042017
with a hog rider companion
>>48041993
Zura Janai, Katsura Da!
>>48041971
That´s literally what my Dungeon is for! I get to keep everything strange i think would be cool to have even if it otherwise would murder me.
Talking about Dungeons, here´s a WIP of the rebuilt jump. Still missing things.
>>48042035
Right Zura.
>>48041946
>iPhone jumps
Well, it was a good run while it lasted.
>>48041971
I AM the strange pet.
>>48041992
You know how when you were fifteen, you thought you were the most badass motherfucker ever in your flame print shirt?
It's like that, but you never grow out of that phase.
>>48042010
I don't know what that is, but okay. I thought that was just some generic barbarian.
>>48041971
Akitsu, our self-proclaimed pet since One Piece. We were still on Smoker's Crew at the time when she first saw Tony Chopper's wanted poster. Then it was like:
> Akitsu: "...cute."
> Kirishima: "Hmm, I suppose."
> Hyuuga: "Lemme see, lemme see!"
> Kurumu: "Not bad, but still no~ot as cute as A~ki~tsu~! <3"
(The heart actually appeared by the way, I remember Smoker was chewing me out for something and did a double take on that)
> Akitsu: "Cute? Me?"
> Smoker: "Oi! Get ba-
> Akitsu: "I'm a Pet?"
> All: "*spit-take of the Gods themselves* EH?!"
> Akitsu: "Tony Chopper cute. Strawhats Ship Pet. Akitsu cute. Marine Ship Pet?"
So, how do you tell an adorable murderbot that no, just because a pet is cute, doesn't mean that since she's cute she has to be a pet? Because everyone on Smoker's Crew fucking needed the help.
So I'm starting a new chain and going fucking Old Testament Seraphim and I'm currently in need of an instrument of terrifying wrath to shit divine righteousness down upon the sinners.
What's the most powerful one you guys can think of offhand?
>>48042264
A reminder that old testament angels are horrifying as fuck.
>>48042264
Collect helena's nail and other divine artifacts from various jumps and forge them into a sword. Hell in Hellsing they just leave one sitting on the ground for awhile.
>>48042264
I think one of the SMT jumps lets you stare at things to call down holy fire on them.
>>48042264
Well, depending on how hands on you want to be, the new P&S jump has a powerful one in the form of The Ultimate Weapon, although it's only usable once every year.
Otherwise I'd say just go full Unassailable Angel in Evangelion, maybe pick up Strong Soul (or even Monster Cat) from Soul Eater, and you're good.
I don't feel like reading through another novel of a jump today, anything good come from Fall from Heaven?
>>48042014
Then you get stabed in the back
You cannot win
>>48042264
>SMT rigtheous-angel thing+hidden depths+Herald
>Evengelion angel with ineffable for maximum mindfuck
>Darksiders Archangel for reality warping
>>48042241
Hey! There ain't anything lewd about it! She was actually acting like a pet! We had to give treats and head pats whenever she did something amazing!
Even Smoker! SMOKER! Dude collapsed like a House of Cards when she turned her puppy-dog eyes on him!
Whenever she got excited or happy, her ahoge would wag about!
I mean, it was all cute as fuck don't get me wrong, but it was a really long Jump full of:
> "Akitsu help us! Head pats! We will all give you head pats!"
> "Akitsu! Here's a treat! Now please hold off the army of bloodthirsty pirates!"
>>48042409
>Treats and head pats.
>All this pet play.
>>48042313
Also a gun designed by YHVH himself. And apparently YHVH thinks bullets aren't shooty enough so the gun just blasts everything nearby with heavenly fire.
>>48042453
Alot of jumpers do shit like this; it starts with head pats, then comes the treats, and before you know it you are leading a waifu around on a leash.
Which jumps are the best to become a spooky ghost? I'm thinking of making such a theme for my next Jumper.
>>48042589
Danny Phantom, boo beware the box ghost!
>>48042453
>>48042586
I...I'm just gonna sit in the conceptual corner now.And cry bitch tears about nothing lewd happening with pet Akitsu.
>>48042586
>leading a waifu around on a leash.
>>48042617
Anon I'm not one to kinkshame but this was pretty obvious that the anons here would take it this way.
>>48042322
Eh.
Which waifus make the best pets?
>>48042663Funny thing is that I was looking for this reaction, wanted to get an idea for how I'd react all of this so I can write a few snippets on my One Piece Jump, especially with Akitsu being, well, Akitsu.
>>48042710
Akitsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17svtURunUk
Jump 5: Sword and Sorcery
Blood Stained Dunes
Thief(50)
Perks: Trade of Thieves(0), Quick and Clever(150), Whims of Fortune(300), Feet like Wings(300), For Want of a Nail(150), The Charm of Rogues(50)
Gear: An Odd Ring(200), A Swift Dagger(100), A Thief's Satchel(0)
Companion: Brothers Old and New(import Cadence, 300)
Cadence
900/900
Warrior(0)
Perks: Rain of Steel(300), Born to be Mighty(0), Lost and Forgotten(300)
Gear: Shield of Might(200), A Second Skin(100), A Mighty Blade(0)
>More Fantasy, huh?
>...Wow, this place is hot. Reminds me of home...though we had air conditioning.
>Oh..This mark-
>They're- Get off of me! I said OFF!
>Wow, I feel so..I feel like I'm made of air!
>Ahahahah! Catch me, if you can!
>They're all angry and cruel here, it looks like...The flesh trade's strong, drugs and raiders and mercenaries
>And because of this mark, I'm less than nothing. At best, disposable, crappily paid mercenary...same as you, Cadence. A strong-armed brute, in their eyes...
>...Screw it.
>I'm not letting this place try and harden my heart...the merchant lords, the nobles?
>The people who thrive off cruelty?
>I'm going to work for them, maybe...play their games, but then I hope they ponder their lives when their coin and treasure is gone, spread out in the streets for the downtrodden, though selfish they may be too
>I'll dance through their webs of deceit like I've done before
>And I'll do it all with a smile and a song
>This world isn't going to change me, cruel or hard as it may be. I've got music in my soul and I refuse to let cruelty and blood stain it!
>Let's start the heist, Cadence
>Luck be a Lady tonight!
====
Intermission
I'm going to probably now tally down all of my builds, perks, and gear options before moving on to the next jump, as well as make sure my warehouse and body mod purchases are all handled
It's been a weirdly fantasy-based chain so far...except EBA
weird
>>48042710
Jumper.
>>48042760
...I somehow forgot my drawbacks
1600/1600(The Nail that Sticks up +200, Branded and Shamed +200, A Selfish World +100, A Cruel World +100)
>>48042264
Overlord (LN/M/A) has the Angel race, which among other things allows you a decent grasp of blessings and enhances holy magic. If you have the right racial build you may even BE a Seraphim at level one-hundred. For a weapon I'd suggest going to King Arthur and napping a weapon that fuses with other weapons to gain their traits and a sword that's fae made, to then fuse into the former so it gains the laters indestructible nature. That and going to Tsukihime for Barrel Replica and the Seventh Holy Scripture will leave you with a good starting point.
Is there any stick of truth Jump yet? Fucking south RPGs are fucking good.
>>48042749
>>48042710
Makoto Nanaya.
>>48042771
> Jumper wants to be the pet and get treats and headpats
> Corrals companions into playing along
> Companion points out the jumper can probably level the surrounding cityscape
> "Shhhh. Don't ruin this for me."
>>48042808
There's not even a South Park jump yet. I think a jump based around the show would be better than one just based around one of the games.
I present to you... My shameless powergrab FMA build!
----------------------------------------------------
>>Fullmetal Alchemist (1000)
Identity (20 y/o)
1000>Rolled 7- Xing -000
1000>Drop-In -000
Abilities
0200>Truth -800
-600>Homunculus- Gluttony -800
Drawbacks
-300>Tremor +300
0000>Enemy of the State +300
----------------------------------------------------
Base objectives: Run with the Homunculi, try not to be a dick to everyone else. Generally make good with the MC and his (ro)bro. Save the brown guy from his downward spiral and keep the fire dude from dying, as well as the little girl's father. Envy is a cunt, so lets get her character arc over with quick so she's actually pleasant. Teach the hybrid guy how to make hybrids without being a dumbass, and leave them (relatively) stable. Prevent his daughter from getting turned into lionfreak, and dying in the first place. Hoard all the knowledge for alchemy i can. I can smooth over the Enemy of State drawback by pulling the strings up top, as the president is a homunculus, iirc. I'll figure something out. Tremor just sucks, but i can so everything psychically anyways.
It's been a while since i've watched the series.
Alright /JC/, I have a question for you: how would a fully realized Heylin Mage, like an equal to Wuya, fare against Teen Titans-verse Trigon?
>>48040804
I ate the Apple of Life from Narnia.
>>48040929
Like Pomegranates
>>48041630
Get used to being the third wheel.
>>48042264
A Sword of the Cross from Dresden Files. Just don't be a dick while you're holding it.
>>48042710
Ducks make good pets.
Anyone knows any anti-psychic perks beside aberrant from Star Wars?
>>48043271
I don't remember Wuya ever pulling any hugely destructive direct attacks on the heroes, whereas Trigon's lasers could tear up city streets pretty quick. Then again, their planetwide fuckery is pretty comparable, and summoning of fodder minions.
I'm gonna say they're roughly comparable. Trigon might have the edge by virtue of sheer size, though. But somewhere around evenly matched would be my guess.
>>48043331
Alright, thanks anon.
>>48042710
While he may not be a waifu, with the jumps in development we all can get the best pet in JC. Pic related
>>48043329
Drop-In Capstone from FEAR, Blank from 40k
>>48043271
>>48043331
She does conjure basically whatever the fuck she wants and no-sells all the heroes magic item stuff. She seems far more versatile, though maybe less directly destructive.
Gonna agree on roughly comparible, but personally I'd bet on Wuya. Though Trigon might have the advantage in direct melee with his size, yes.
>>48043351
Thanks
Can the Anti-supernatural power from SCP counter the Infinity gauntlet?
I kinda want those Hydra plans and it seems like I could take the gauntlet as a bonus prize.
>>48043499
With or without the infinity stones/gems?
>>48043271
Both are essentially reality warpers but Trigon has better combat feats and Wuya appears to have much more control over how she warps reality.
>>48043499inb4 shitstorm
Maaaaybe. Agitation Field is pretty dope, but so are Infinity Gauntlets. Then again, this MCU, so it might not be so dope at all.
How you gonna whup Thanos' ass? He has it.
>>48043499
Steal one of the stones before Thanos can get it, wait him get the others and let him bring the gauntlet to you. GBE (or any other fuck your durability level weapon) Thanos in the chest and take the gauntlet along with the remaining stones.
>>48043652
GBE?
why isn't there a leprechaun race option the the old digger jump?
>>48043724
>>gold digger jump
>>48043724
>>48043737
We don't have a gold digger jump. For obvious reasons.
>>48043783
you sure?
>>48043796
It's... not great.
>>48043713
Anons talking about the Gravity Beam Emitter from Blame!. Its essentially a "Fuck your defenses" weapon because it ignores many aspects of durability.
>>48043713
Gravitational Beam Emitter from Blame! it is one of the most powerful weapons in the chain. The GBE is a handgun that can put a large 70 km deep hole in solid anything, on low, never fire it in high if you want anything in the direction you are facing to keep existing.
>>48043713
The Gravitational Beam Emitter, Killy's signature weapon in Blame. It's a pistol capable of punching holes hundreds of kilometers deep through an exotic matter building material many orders of magnitude stronger than the strongest anything made of atoms can be. There are very few things in Jumpchain that could survive a shot from it.
>>48043783
>>48043796
Yeah I was wondering why nobody was talking about it...I'm wondering who did the jump?and why there's no canon companion option
Definitely surprised it happened after all the hubub about it before.
>>48043283
>Get used to being the third wheelMore like they'll get used to muh third leg, amiright? Eh? EH?
>>48043796
It shouldn't exist considering it's got a bunch of lewd andit violates Global Rule 15.
>>48043810
of course it's not great. it doesn't have leprechauns for one and a lot of the perks sound like they should be in the gear section.
>>48043825
Blaze Blue has a weapon that "fires" miniature black holes. It doesn't so much fire them as create them at a set point based off of where you're aiming, but you get the gist.
>>48043859
>perks sound like they should be in the gear section.
Yup.
>>48043853
>spoiler
No it doesn't.
>>48043872
Which is cool but has nothing on a GBE.
>>48043825
>>48043834
>>48043840
Thank you. Good to know, i'll need to pick that up sometime.
>>48043887
Yes it does.There's blatant R63 pony expies in the comic. You'll have to look for them yourself though, because I'm not getting banned for posting them.
>>48042193
I wouldn't call Akitsu a Murderbot.
But that does sound like her.
>>48042264
>No going Throne like pic-related
>>48042586
If she's into it what's the problem?
>>48043796
Well, good job on ducking the lewd but it definitely needs some work. It's kinda generic, at the moment, and I expected to see some acheology / spelunking perks.
It's a good start, though.
>>48043896
It's more of a precision weapon with almost no collateral, while the GBE is more "fuck everything in that general direction". Still very powerful, but not something you'd use on Godzilla or anything.
>>48043951
I dunno, someone creating a black hole in your brain would definitelysuck
>>48043914
No problem at all, it is a waifu's destiny to succumb to treats and head pats.
>>48043942
Yeah, a treasure hunter perk or something that makes it so you'll always get a reward from difficult endeavors sound about right? Not the guy who made it but I'm just spit-balling the idea.
>>48043951
You can put small holes in things with a GBE, sure it will also put a hole in everything behind that but that is not jumper's problem.
>>48042940
Too bad there's no companion option for Blazblue. That game has some top-tier waifus.
>>48043796
Why was this posted in upload before being shown to the thread? Trying to bypass the thread isn't right.
>>48044021
Blue Feather/Pod/brainscan+bodily reproduction every jump
Git gud
>>48043951
The GBE is a perfectly valid anti personel weapon. If there is collateral damage it is the world's fault for not being durable enough.
>>48044021
Blue Feather (Harvest Moon), that fucking Ring (Kan Collection), and various other items can fix that. Cheat Mode (Minecraft) and Sword Plant (King Arthur) sew up the numbers issue if your are a collector of fine Waifu.
Have a nice day sir.
>>48044060
I don't think anything is durable enough. Has the damn thing ever been stopped by sheer durability before? I can't recall.
>>48044060
That'd be a hell of a waiver to give to some type of international organization.
"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to sign everywhere in this packet where I've placed a sticky. In the course of stopping the genocidal aliens, things might get broken and I can't be held liable."
>>48043825
Dude's like "Come at me Bro!"
>>48044085
Did that thing just redirect the GBE? If so, tales of its unstoppability seem to have been exaggerated.
>>48043652
I actually followed this plan, but without the gauntlet stealing (grabbed 2 stones though).
It involved detonating an uncivilized system's star and a companion dying, all on the assumption movie Thanos isn't as durable as comics Thanos. In hindsight, punching above my weight isn't a healthy practice when my solutions keep boiling down to "blow up the sun."
>>48044085
Are you sure that's the GBE? Killy was using conventional (but still powerful) weapons for a while when his GBE broke. And even the Level 8 Safeguard couldn't just deflect GBE shots, so I can't imagine these weaker ones could.
>>48044080
Well a Blame! Megastructure is so durable that it takes a shit on the laws of physics but does fuckall to stop a GBE.
I'm bored and I hate myself, so I'm writing a jump.
Vote on what I make first.
http://poal.me/bkimfa
>>48044082
Sounds right
https://youtu.be/T1znqwF2U7U
>>48043965
If these puns keep up, we'll hit some sort ofevent horizonsooner or later.
>>48044106
Early Installment Weirdness is my guess, that's chapter 8 and they are never seen again
>>48044106
The GBE is an absurdly powerful weapon but even it will be affected by the distortion of space. If you can't tank a weapon make sure that it can't hit you.
>>48044124
>blade and soul in the lead
>>48044124
AFeels good JumpHope you get better, anon.
Is there a "The Librarians" jump?
>>48044101
Not exaggerated, in a world where technology like the GBE exist, of course their will be a select view technologies that allow defense from things like these were baby faced gremlins. But the tech that can deflect GBE's are very rare.
Note that wasn't a full power blast either
>>48044243
oh god, don't start
>>48044262
Why? Did I miss a shitstorm or is the show that bad, or is there already a Jump that I somehow missed. Seriously asking.
>>48044243
A what?
So, um, if you import a prodded companion, are they still podded or due to importing them as companion they become regular companions?
>>48044262
>oh god, don't start
?
>>48044243
Whats that.
>>48044293
Yes.
>>48044293
Still podded.
>>48044293
They are still podded.
>>48044243
Nope. Go ahead anon.
>>48044298
>>48044284
A group that runs around and protects some magical artifacts from getting into the wrong hands, saves the world, plays with magic.
It's a TV series sequel to some movies. I've watched the movies and working through the TV show now. So far I think it could make a pretty decent jump. Some very easy backgrounds to make and some fun perks too.
If no one was working on one I was gonna start.
>>48044101
Other things with defenses against the GBE show up later, turns out the trick is to set the thing on a higher power setting.
>>48044045
>brainscan+bodily reproduction
>Not integrating them into your gestalt collective conscientiousness then splitting them off into their own independent shard for easy reintegration
>>48044422
Go for it. Sounds like fun.
>>48044422
Sounds like it'd be fun. Good luck on that.
Jumpers, I should do something nice for Ainz and the others in the Great Tomb of Nazarick for helping free me.
What do you guys think some good presents from the multiverse would be?
>>48044422
I remember those movies. Weird, but cool.
Good luck.
>>48044647
Candy.
>>48044665
is it in bad taste to bring a skeleton jawbreakers?
>>48044647
A way to allow Ainz to help Albedo with her little personal problem.
>>48044647
A bomb.
>>48044665
Candy is bomb.
>>48044422
Yeah, I'd love a jump of either that or Warehouse 13. It's almost like a more idealistic version of SCP.
>>48044682
It would be rude not to.
>>48044647
How about a big glass of milk?
>>48044698
And Sanctuary and Eureka too, anon.
Syfy is chock full of dope Jumpchain material.
>>48044647
Friendship, no seriously hear me out. Ainz really wants his friends. Stay by him and he will do anything for you, he is as bro tier as sun wukong.
>>48044739
Lost room could be nice too. It even has its own mini warehouse.
>>48044293
Consensus is 'They stay podded' but I have a houserule where if you import a podded companion, it makes them full-time companion, but to compensate for that, companion death rules are: if a companion dies, it stays dead till end of jump or 10 years have elapsed, and pod-companions that get killed get permadead.
>>48044293
They are supposed to stay as podded but some people house rule otherwise.
>>48044739
Lost Girl too.
>>48044685
Learn a shapeshifting spell somewhere (since apparently YGGDRASSIL doesn't have those), translate it into the local magic system with Dark Wisdom and teach him?
Assuming you mean "help Albedo" in the sense of Ainz being able to fuck her.
If you want to un-mindfuck her there's spells for that too.
But >>48044754 has it right, the thing Ainz wants the most is a friend, or more importantly an equal.
The NPCs of Nazarik are subordinates and children to him, but he has absolutely no-one he can just relax around or share his worries and unburden.
>>48044933
>Lost Girl
LEWD
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>>48044955
It's not that lewd.
...
Okay, it is. But it passes the sniff test.
>>48045039
>the sniff test.
That sounds ridiculously lewd.
>>48044754
After saving me from that Vampire, trust me, Ainz and everyone in Nazarick have my eternal gratitude. I'm definitely coming back and giving him a peer to chill with. It's just nice to be able to repay the favor of being given that ring, even if it's just a symbol.
>>48044712
Ahahaha, I think I have to.
>>48044685
Hm, I think I can manage this, actually. I did apprentice under Touko Aozaki in KnK, and I'm a Suk Doctor from Dune, on top of some genetic engineering perks... shouldn't be too hard to create him some manner of Flesh Puppet to extend his consciousness into, if you think he'd enjoy that. I'm only like, 3 episodes into the anime and can't tell if he'd be more embarassed or grateful.
>>48044709
Touche.
Should I take the power of the mad king and his flying shack(kamen rider dlc) or should I take more toys? I already have plans and rolls that say I'll win if I do it the hard way rather than the easy way.
>>48044955
>>48045039
How lewd could it be?
I know it's about a succubus, but it's public television from Canada.
>>48041630
As someone who has never seen this show how good or powerful does archetype of demon or angel make you?
Hey, a while back there was a bit of talk about someone maybe making a Culture jump. Did that ever go anywhere?
>>48045103
I haven't heard any indication that it has. I do love their ship names though.
>>48045079
You don't know anything aboot Canadian lewd buddy.
>>48045097
It mentions eventually achieving the same level of power as judgement, pic related.
>>48045079
It's about what you'd expect really. Steamy, but not really pornographic. But not to the degree that it would make it against DA RULEZ.
>>48045133
Da Rulez seem to vary around here a lot on this subject though, the only constant is that Musume is always considered lewd even if it isn't because fuck that guy.
>>48044935
She strangely is completely ok with being made to love him but she is a virgin succubus and cannot even ride her war steed because as a bicorn it literally cannot stand her touch.
>>48045119
Yeah, the ship names are simply sublime.I am not apologizing.
>>48045173
That's because the rules are community standards and depending on the time, there are different anons in the thread, so there are obviously people with different interpretations of those rules.
>>48045131
Ok she is big and has a nice pair of legs which is appreciated (thats bigger than the spyros growth size!) But what does that mean for metaphysical power?
>>48045119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series
>Mistake Not.. is it's shortened name and it's full name is 'Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath.'
>>48045221
Not sure, her only feat is stomping a villain through a hell portal. She also might be the PSG version of YHVE.
>>48045097
The demons are kinda evil, and the angels are kinda good. More than that, though, demons are huge on law and rules, and angels and their priest are chaotic as fuck.
Basically, the angels are good enough to *technically* be good, and the demons are the same for evil. Both groups though would ping heavy as shit on the law-chaos axis.
>>48045229
>The USS Johann Gambolputty.
>>48045279
And pretty much every character is a pervert.
For those still unaware about what Overlord is:
Pat recounts his introduction to Overlord:
Somebody tried to sell this to me and they made a really strong pitch. And it was like, "Pat, imagine Sword Art Online." Okay, I know Sword Art Online. "Now imagine Kirito is like this Mary Sue, like, perfect author self-insert badass super MMO-player." Alright, got it. "And all the girls like him." Okay. Got it. "Now imagine instead of Kirito it was a fuckin' eight-foot-tall skeleton."
>>48045367
REEEEEEE IT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME REEEEEEE
>>48045367
The only part about that post that is correct is that he is a skeleton.
He is not in a virtual world.
Only nazarick people and those in league with nazarick love him.
He is only OP compared to people in the new world but not to others like him and definately not to the denizens of nazarick.
Sure he is op compared to most people in the world other than them though, at its core it is a story about a bunch of monstrous humandoids and their adoptive father figure who does his best to impress and protect them.
>>48041971
I have a super genius pig named Mr.Peebles.
>>48045367
>Pat, imagine Sword Art Online." Okay, I know Sword Art Online. "Now imagine Kirito is like this Mary Sue, like, perfect author self-insert badass super MMO-player."
That is sword art online. The characters are idiotic as fuck and the mc is a retarded asshole.
>>48045367
With the exception that Ainz doesn't need an abridged series to be entertaining, whereas vanilla Kirito absolutely does.
Also, he's stated on several occasions that he wasn't as good an MMO player as other members of his guild. He wasn't the strongest blaster or the best equipped or any of that. More or less he's the guild leader because he's the last one there.
>>48045429
Don't forget he was good with the money. He was basically a glorified banker for the guild and he knows it. But he was good at his job in the cobtext of the game.
>>48045279
>angels chaotic
>demons lawful
Huh. That's an interesting twist.
>>48045429
I guess that's the other way I can thank them. If they ever encounter a foe they can't handle, even if Ainz wasn't combat focused, my Jumper should be able to lend a hand with that.
>>48043350
He can't even catch a mouse.
>>48044043
The maker is cancer and knows it so they thought to avoid us.
>>48045462
who deals with law? Lawyers. Case in point.
Someone mind informing me what exactly Beginning of a Bloodline from Innistrad does in regards to other forms of vampirism?
Does it, like, let you condense multiple forms of vampirism into the one bloodline? Or is it basically another method of passing on vampirism that isn't biting?
>>48044647
>Ainz
As others have said, just be a friend. Dude really needs some friends and it’s legit sad to see him at the beginning of the novel and anime interact with the NPCs, because there’s nobody left in the guild.
>Albedo
Again, other people nailed this one. Give her a way to interact, “interact,” with Ainz.
>Shalltear
She’s expressed on several occasions that she’s not a fan of being an eternal loli. Give her a more mature from like Albedo and she’ll love you for it.
>Demiurge
Help him help Nazarick conquer the world. Dude just wants to dominate. Maybe, though, do everyone a favor and find him a morally neutral way to get materials for scrolls. Just sayin’.
>Cocytus
Help Ainz and Albedo hook up. Seriously, one of the few times you see that guy legit happy is when he’s going on and on about how great it’d be to be an Uncle, or Sensei, anime and novel respectively, for Ainz’s heir.
>Aura
Making Shalltear happy will likely make Aura happy. When Shalltear gets bored she bullies Aura. Although if you give Shalltear an appearance bump, Albedo and Shalltear may assume that Aura is getting one too, as they more or less pull her into conversations about what will or will not be going on in Ainz’s harem. So, there’s that.
>Mare
Fuck. Just be nice to Mare. Dude is a trap who doesn’t know why he’s a trap and he’s confused as shit. He’s the closest thing to a puppy as you see in Nazarick. Though he is pretty sharp and legit enjoys his class, so maybe some stuff about druid magic?
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>>48044647
>>48045603
>Sebas
Just be a good person. He’s loyal as can be to Nazarick, but he’s one of two Good NPCs and he’s always a bit uneasy with what goes down and how. It’d do him and Yuri worlds of good to have someone in charge who isn’t either evil or perceived as evil.
>The rest of the Maidos
Solving, resolving and otherwise assisting the Ainz love situation will help them. They get pulled into, and willingly assist with, the shipping drama. It’s also implied that it’s a hot topic of conversation for them. Other than that, maybe somewhere for just them to chill? They’re all work all the time, so a maido lounge probably wouldn’t hurt.
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>>48045405
Okay, i've only read up to volume 5. But there hasn't been a single actual challenge for Ainz in those entire 5 books. He goes around casually curbstomping everything.
So he is totally OP. He's totally a mary sue. It doesn't matter if there's theoretically other players as strong or stronger than him if they never show up in the story.
If you want to read a story about a salaryman who gets stuck in the body of his skeleton-mage character and send to a fantasy world where he has to deal with suddenly being the ruler of a bunch of super-powerful undead and demons Overlord may be your thing.
The villain perspective is admittedly refreshing.
But don't pretend it's something it just isn't. Overlord is a lot more clueless BBEG Slice-of-Life than anything else.
The battles can barely be called that, there are no noteworthy challenges and you can see most plot twists coming a mile away.
>>48045582
I think it's another method of passing on vampirism, though they count as 1st gens of that particular form of vampirism. Fledgelings are capped at Sorin's level... but he's a millenia-old neowalker vampire, so that's pretty buff.
Like, make Mini-Cains if you have one of the WoD vampire strains.
I'm not sure if they would develop an unique strain gimmick like Innistradi vampirism would with this.
>>48045405
OP and Mary Sue don't necessitate each other. You can be a Mary Sue and not be overpowered, and you can be overpowered without being a Mary Sue. They often go together, sure, but that doesn't mean they're the same thing.
>>48045603
Thanks for the input! Definitely attainable goals for a jumper.
I'm thinking, in addition to being his bro, I'm going to have to make a Ring of Jumper that can summon me, give it to him in return for the Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown I got. Make it so he can summon me while I'm visiting. (and since they're frozen between jumps we won't have to worry about summoning me from other worlds)
I'll have to think about how to achieve most of the rest of that...
>>48045367
Imagine Kirito as a Mary Sue? ...... not very hard to do, And all the girls like him? .... Really? ... so just SAO as is.
