>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Roar?useskin=oasis
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Absorption?useskin=oasis
Le tricky Tzeench face.

>>48018835

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Beauty

I don't think this helps at all.

>>48018835

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptic_Physiology?useskin=oasis


I just need to figure out what approach to take. So many possibilities.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arab_Deity_Physiology

FULGRIM IS HARAM

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration

Now my suffering just lasts longer...

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Creation
>Not being he Right Hand of Magnus and the Left hand of Tzeetch.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retractable_Stinger

But the last thing I want is for Fulgrim to get over here.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reflection
We then lived happily ever after.

>>48019021
And now you are biggest bomb in existence.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Aura

I'll probably survive. But if I don't, he'd better hope he's immune to cancer.

>>48019053

Found the slaaneshi cultist

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>>48019021
>Jesus Christ

>>48018835
But, anon. How can he find me...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity

IF HE CAN'T SMELL ME?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Embodiment

oh what the actual fuck

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Mimicry

Holes? What holes? I'm a mobile blob of paint.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singularity
What the ever living fuck?

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Mimicry

Combat embodiment... maybe I'll get lucky?

>>48018961
I guess we know why he wants you though

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>>48018835
Coming for my holes, eh?

Not if they're full of BEES, he won't be!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicombustion

We good. We very good.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sylph_Physiology
I probably survive, but I definitely get raped.

>>48018835
Do I dare violate GR15 for a laugh, or respect the rules?

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oblivion_Embodiment
"There never was a primarch named _________. Nor a primarch named _______. Nor a primarch named ...Fulgrim."

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inverse-Omnipotence

Get Non-fucked Fulgrim! I make feeling pleasure impossible for the prince, weakening him to a non threat!

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical-Based_Powers
>Limitations
>Must have chemicals.

Well shit. All I've got is some alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and a bottle of Aleve.

No fucking clue man.

rolling again.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasitic_Energy_Manipulation
That's more like it.

>>48019368
Butter up that pooper, man.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Inducement

Fulgrim, so disgusted by my existence, could not stand to exist within the same universe as me, and so destroyed himself.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nerve_Manipulation

Fulgrim doesn't want to do things to my moist tight holes anymore. Fulgrim feels nothing. Fulgrim is trapped in a prison of his own flesh, unable to perceive anything outside of his own thoughts.

>>48019476
>daemons having nerves

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automatic_Defense

Ha, can't touch my asshole now Fulgrim!

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimation
I'm going to turn that SOB into a statue and put him in my front yard.

>>48018835

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing

Jesus christ what powergaming bs is this? I guess I slice up the concept of Chaos while I'm at it.

Poor Fulgrim.

>>48019367
>I make feeling pleasure impossible for the prince,
Something tells me this would be a fate worse than death for any Slaaneshi

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Restoration?useskin=oasis
>destroy the Warp and all its effects
>Primarchs were created with Warpcraft
>he becomes a really weird, genetically enhanced rapist
From there i might be able to fight him off.

>>48018835
>nothingness removal

gg no re

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Creation
Uh... Yes. I do believe I survive.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Power_Replication

I think that it is the primarch that is going to be fucked... (and by his own powers)

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Manipulation

I'm just going to spawn a shit ton of warhound Titan models, smash Fulgrims face into them and banish him back to the warp.

>>48019710
>spawn a shit ton of warhound Titan models
But being able to call forth that many Titans into one area would require an immense level of tactical genius.

Wait, why is there a Titan behind me?

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation
Ima Mc'Hell raiser the shit outta that nigga.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Griffin_Physiology
Am I now more or less attractive to him?

>>48019751
>implying chains won't excite him more

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heliokinetic_Combat

>The power to use solar energy in combat. Technique of Solar Manipulation, variation of Combat Merging.
>The user can use the power of the sun in physical combat.

I think I'm safe.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Imprisonment

CAN'T REACH MY HOLES THRU THIS FUCKIN WOOD, NIGGER.

>>48019777
>implying that Fulgrim wouldn't enjoy having to pierce the wood to reach his target your rectum

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Lightning_Manipulation

This is for the Iron Hands you cunt, Feel the Emperor's wrath and my own.

>>48018835

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Generation

Yeah, I'll be fine.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digestive_Creation
all i need to do is take a chunk out of and I get two of him

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Teleportation

Fulgrim can't do shit

>>48019835
>Encase his Penis in Wood
>Encase my asshole in Wood
>Encase my Wood in Wood
>Encase the Wood on his Penis in Wood

CAN'T FUCKIN' WOOD ME THRU THIS WOOD

>>48019983
kek

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Depletion

>Distance Manipulation by adding or depleting space in between two points.
>Matter Annihilation by erasing any matter or energy alongside a region of space.

Well now... can either run the fuck away or try to take warp head on like a proper pariah.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Physiology

I live.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Theft

Hopefully slowing him down so much he is effectively Time Stopped / frozen at Absolute Zero works. And that it lasts long enough between refreshing the power I can have a life,

If I can stack enough Speed Steals on him it will last a 1,000 years or so he is effectively Sealed Butthurt In A Can, And he can rape the next protagonist to come along when I'm dead and buried.

>>48020073
>implying he won't come to rape your eternal soul in the warp
You're fucked either way anon. There's no worming your way out of this one.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure?useskin=oasis

No...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation
I guess I encase him in the core of a planet. Even if he escapes I can just keep doing it.

Hell the imperium would treat me like the most precious thing in the universe, with the ability to create planets for them at their beck and call. I would probably have an entire marine chapter assigned to guard me.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Transferal

Hah and Fuck!

Hah for transferring all that pain back to Fulgrim, Fuck because it will most likely be exquisite and thus provoke him/her/it into greater feats of inducing pain.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Subatomic_Manipulation

Let's have him try do whatever to a sentient explosion.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Manipulation

I'm pretty sure Slaanesh is trolling either me, Fulgrim, or both of us here.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

>I am now chaos
>Fulgrim is now my bitch

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Empowerment
T-Thanks Fulgrim

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption
Well, try to guess who's going to be the only chaos god in all of existence?

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Force_Mimicry
I transform into pure energy (check it), therefore I have no moist tight holes.

Checkmate, Fulgrim.

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>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Vision
i get to see every horrifying detail of my demise
i am so blessed

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Monster_Physiology

You didn't like being a painting. Lets see if you being a statue is any better.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malignance_Nullification

Uhhh... I guess Fulgrim will have to get Slow Cosby with me if he wants my anus.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Empowerment

I... I don't know if I'm his worst enemy or his dreamboat. Maybe... Both?

>>48022160
>Candlelit Dinner
>Fulgrim attempts to make small talk.
>"So holes are you doi-.. *ahem* sorry I meant how are your holes-shit. Weather's crazy today... L-Let me fuck you p-please."

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>>48022160
>Slow Cosby
A very poor choice of words.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Soul

I am the Emperor. My holes are divine radiance that shall burn his chaos induced phallus devices. Either that or just mind crush who knows.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Flight
lel
I run away like the little bitch that I am...

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Climate_Manipulation
>proof that man-made climate change is real

I'm going to make the rounds in all the conservative thinktanks and ask for some hush money if they don't want me to demonstrate that man-made climate change is real on TV.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Form?useskin=oasis

Well...ok,I guess?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thermokinetic_Flight


Fulgrim cannot cant catch me if I am on fire!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleep_Magic

I shall commit terrible acts of debauchery while he sleeps.

Terrible acts.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Exoskeleton
Dear god...

This...

This is worse than herpes.

R.I.P. Fulgrim...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Roman_Deity_Physiology

not sure if good...

if i get aphrodite tho

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Anchoring
th-thanks

I hope Fulgrim solely uses reality warping abilities.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Threat_Identification?useskin=oasis
Yep, looks like he's a threat.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form

...greaaat. Maybe if I survive, I can avenge myself on him later.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
>Omnipotence_Embodiment

Wut? What am I, the god of Omnipotence? Or just god?

Are you anons real or have I just imagined you?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnotic_Food?useskin=oasis

I hope he wants dinner first.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Armor_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Can create and freely manipulate armor
>includes regular clothes
I guess I keep creating adamantine pants on both of us and have the armor keep him away. I'm saved I guess...

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment

Yeah I'll be fine.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Smite

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Griffin_Physiology

Can Fulgrim's wings actually lift his giant snake ass? Because if not I've got his number.

>>48018835
>Clay Transmutation
>Power to transform matter into clay.

Eh, guess I'll turn him into clay. Or his body, anyway, he's immortal so I guess his spirit would return to the Warp to reform?

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology

I'm a fucking catboy.

Fuck.

>>48022842
>Fuck

Accurate description of the outcome!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disembodied_Intelligence
BBEG it is then

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/System_Creation?useskin=oasis
Oh he's fucked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Photography

I honestly don't know what image could possibly scare Fulgrim to death...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Storage

I think I got this.

>Bandersnatch physiology

I guess i can fly away if he gets closed

>>48018835
Maybe. I'm not sure how this works in relation to 40k.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Protection

The Emperor protects.

>>48023166
Simple, Dubsworth, you become a living embodiment of Khorne's realm, then poop Bloodthirsters all up in his grill.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garuda_Physiology
>Antagonistic relationship with Naga
>Size Manipulation, Avian Physiology, and Invisibility
Snake lookin motherfucker is about to get his ass whooped by HulkBirdmanJohnCena.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Interaction

I swap places with you OP. Tough break.

>>48018835
>Gravity embodiment- the person embodies and personifies gravity, allowing limitless control over it

Good luck fucking me from orbit, asshole!

Unless we're in the warp, then I guess that power would be on par with being able to control a wet fart .

>>48023448
I'm pretty sure that would just make me Khorne.

>>48018835
But anon, what if all my holes are loose?

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Lordship?useskin=oasis

If he's still considered alive, about to make him my BITCH.

>>48019100
Space Marines have an implant that makes them stupidly resistant to radiation, the same one that makes the Salamanders coal black.

>>48018835

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Biological_Regeneration

Weeeeeeeell, it seems we full chaos now

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Penetration
Unless he has an Iron Halo, I don't see this helping much.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feather_Manipulation
I tickle-torture the fucker until he murders me with a dick to the eye socket.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Weapon_Proficiency

I don't have a magical gun so this doesn't help much, hopefully I can borrow his pistol whilst he's shoving his other pistol up my arse.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Aura?useskin=oasis
Goddammit, I only make him stronger.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compound_Fission?useskin=oasis

>Limitations:
>May accidentally kill if not used right
>Accidentally

I think I'm good.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartomancy
Tzeentch powers activate!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment
HAIL NURGLE!

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology

The fucboi is gonna get spook'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Manipulation

I think this means I can make Fulgrim destroy his own anus.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity
Fuck this shit. I'm walking out and he can't physically stop me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jactitation

Too bad for him, I'm a slippery one.

I don't need a power. I just mercilessly taunt him for having a stupid fucking name.

I would ask how exactly he plans on accomplishing that task.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Lordship

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>>48019744
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs
Can't rape the willing, and now it's about to get kinky.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Pretty sure I have become what the Emperor always wanted humanity to become and I shall now finish His work.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulation

PRAISE THE EMPEROR! FULGRIM HAS SEEN THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS AND DENOUNCED CHAOS! TRULY, A GOLDEN AGE IS DAWNING FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Dependent_Capability

easy...

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Palingenesis_Embodiment

I guess technically I survive, I mean, I'll be alive afterwards, regardless of how much I die

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regrowth
Please kill me.

>>48018835
Now I get to know everywhere his dick has been as he stuffs it in my mouth

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Psychometry

This is the exact opposite of what I wanted.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotional_Form
I am a chaos god!

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_Power_Replication

that's gonna be on hell of a blowjob

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geyser_Creation

Fuck.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_Omnipotence?useskin=oasis
For the Emperor!

First roll, get this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murderous_Possession

>>48025058
Create so many geysers that Fulgrim gets annoyed by them and leaves.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

I'll be just fine.

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>>48018835
>Angelic Sorcerer Physiology.

User with this ability either is or can transform into an angel sorcerer, being able to enter the paths to many other abilities that are holy and positive, like White Arts. Some Sorcerers possess powers that are derived from divine versions of fire, thunder, earth, wind and water.

Looks like i'm going to survive this.

>>48025428
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angelic_Sorcerer_Physiology

Forgot my link.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unavertable_Death

Looks like I can kill things dead.

>Lateral Repulsion
>You can charge surfaces to repel other items like a magnet.
>Example, you can fly by having your hands and feet repel the ground.

...

He is now physically unable to touch me, merely approaching hurls him away. My sphincters are unmolested.

>>48025529
Wouldn't a daemon primarch just be able to lolpsyker his way past that?

>>48019198
Fulcrum will figure out a way to molest a rock.
>>48019258
Bees just make it more... stimulating.
>>48025576
I guess it depends on how far away he can lol psycher from, what with the planet I'm on now repulsing him from it's atmosphere.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Aura
>The user is so evil that their aura is filled with their essence of evil, which may influence evil activities just by coming in contact with their aura.

So not only am I getting raped by a Demon, but that demon is magically influenced to be extra evil while near me.

Fuck you, powers.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Explosion_Inducement

I think I'll be k. Even if I'm not immune, which is unknown, I'll still be able to send him back to the warp, which means I should be able to get some kickass cathedrals built in my honor or some shit.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Darkness_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I think I do

>>48019021
>Nergal
You got this

>>48018835

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Mouths

Well shit he just has more to abuse.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Strike?useskin=oasis

The description of that power is so vague and up to interpretation I may make it or get absolutely destroyed

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment
Yep, I'm fucked.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Absorption

........ i dont now where to start.

>>48018835

>Transcendent Vampire

Vampire God verses Daemon Prince

Sounds fun

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Premature_Evolution
Aww

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Music

Not the WORST option.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Embodiment
I think i can manage

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology

why u do dis

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preservation
sweet gonna go incarnate nao

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compound_Fission

Well, I should be alright. Unless its like dwarf fortress, and I now have chaos primarch gibs chasing me around.

>>48026297

On second thought

Fun isn't the right word

Metal as Hell works much better

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis

Oh, he's a dead man.

>>48026909
I got that one, too. And it mentions that it can be applied to souls. So Daemons are fucked.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrolysis

My moist, tight holes now disintegrate anything inserted in them, when I don't want them to be.

Fortunately for Fulgrim, I'm pretty open-minded.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purifying_Slash
Purify Fulgrim.
He is my waifu now

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Force_Manipulation

I guess so because I become a god?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction

You can't rape the warp itself.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Inducement
So, I've got the power of the infinite improbability drive? Yeah, I think I'll be fine.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Affinity
IT ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER

>>48018835
>Almighty Object Manifestation

>The ability to create objects of almighty power.

I make a strapon of infinite proportions and rape him back.

>>48018835
I AM THE LORD OF CHANGE!!!!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science-Magic_Ascendancy

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Shield_Construction

I feel like I'm somehow playing right into his hands

>>48018835
I got despair manipulation, dammit. Fulgrim stopped giving a fuck a long time ago, so time for my asshole to get torn inside out I guess.

For some reason I always do great in the power lottery. Last 2 I got were Perfection Incarnate and Divine/Demonic Hybrid Physiology.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Science

I've done it again. Fulgrim's going in a test tube.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiology
God fucking damn it, fuck you Slaanesh.

I'm rolling again but I felt it was worth noting that I'm literally a Succubus (Male).

No, you can't fuck me I have Asbergers so I'm asexual as all get out

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taboo_Inducement

But senpai, it's forbidden love!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Difference_Manipulation

+15 to anal circumference.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity

Fuck you daemons, I'm a blank.

>>48029407
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sasquatch_Physiology

So I guess I'm bound to be a Darkstalkers characters regardless. Why couldn't I get Jedah or Dmitri?

Anyway who stands a better chance against Fulgrim, Morrigan of Sasquatch?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Absorption
My daily life of eating, is now magnified.

>>48029541

Canonically Morrigan
Tier list-wise Sasquatch destroys everyone

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ergokinetic_Blade_Construction
>"I'm positive"
>"This primarch has acquired the abilities of Chaos WITH THE HELP OF KYOJIIIII"

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation
That's oddly appropriate...
I guess I should be ok, Fulgrim will have unresolved Oedipus while facing the Emperor's Incarnation, I get to be the Big E's Angel Prince for a couple of minutes, which is pretty great.
I probably could turn Fulgrim for the "good" side during the whole process.

Welp, afterwards I guess I'm dead meat because of the inquisition but well.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malefic_Force_Manipulation
Well, I rolled a nat 20 there.
Fulgrim is my personal fucktoy.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infectious_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
just rot his dick off!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Generation

Drop him into a pocket dimension. Or just crush him.

>>48019136

Fulgrim is a Daemon Prince of Excess in all forms, with the super intelligence and resourcefulness of a primarch.

I'm sure after this he will write a PhD dissertation on how to do... excessive things with paint.

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>>48029624
So, the only remaining question is can Morrigan become hot enough to induce a premature ejaculation?
If not I'm going with Sasquatch and hoping I don't get bodied.

>The ability to overwhelm a victim with a flood of emotions and/or feelings. Sub-power of Empathy, variation of Psionic Inundation.

So instead of raping me he'll cry and want a hug and to watch some slice of life cartoons with ice cream.

mite b cool

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Fuck you, Nurgle.

>>48030058
Look, I'm pretty sure he has a fetish for everything, and either way u gon get rape.

>>48030085
>overwhelm a victim with a flood of emotions and/or feelings
> daemon prince of Slaanesh
I would call this foolish. But what do I know?

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>>48030098
NO MEANS NO
STEP OFF

>>48030170
A Sasquatch is fine too...

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment

stand back, I got this

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Day_Inducement

He'll have to pay the troll toll to get into my boy's hole.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Manipulation i will be the one using things at a whim here!

>>48018835

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Taste

Well at least I'll better appreciate the taste of his semen.

>>48026400
Tbh, I'm not sure how much Hope you can harness in the 40k setting, because muh grimdark.

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion

I might be able to rape him before he rapes me.
He might be so turned on by this that he totally forgets about raping me. Hopefully

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gamma_Radiation_Manipulation

Yo Fulgrim, hope you like my INFINITE ENERGY!
Not sure if that helps.

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>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis

With the ability to manipulate everything? Yes, yes, I would survive.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation

So I lock his libido and enjoyment and my sphincter

Does that just mean he derives even more enjoyment from being denied enjoyment?

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inorganic_Duplication

Fuck, I guess keep throwing gold and shiny things at him until he leaves me alone, or is distracted enough for me to get away.

Do you think if I keep making dragon dildos he'll fuck off?

>>48022233

I think he knew exactly what he was saying.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Fluid_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Accept the sweet Slaaneshi caress

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_Embodiment

Just try and fuck a cloud you purple ponce

>>48022729
What he can't do in the flesh, he will do in the Warp anon. Becoming an idea merely delays the inevitable.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Form_Restoration

CURAZY DIAMONDO

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omega_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I win.

>>48031754
I'm pretty sure he could manage.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence?useskin=oasis
Fickle Gods, I thank thee.
I guess I don't just argue my way out of not recieving punishment, I completely demean the filthy heretic and talk him into suicide.

>Pyrokinetic Shapeshifting
SUMMON GIANT GOLF CLUB MADE OF FIRE AND HIT HIM WITH IT

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I think I'm good.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Assignment

I reassign the destiny of me having my moist, tight holes ravaged by Fulgrim, to Fulgrim being the one getting buggered. Take that, destiny.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Entity_Physiology
END TIMES BITCHES!

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Echolocation
THE FUCK IS THIS.
THIS ISN'T EVEN A SUPERPOWER.
THERE'S A BLIND DUDE IN CALIFORNIA WHO RIDES HIS BIKE WITH THIS.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation
So I just make him roll ones on all his dice.

>>48032477
At least Flugrim now can't sneak up on you in the dark

>>48025058

Counter rape him with geysers man
Semen geysers

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Ahahahahahahah!

>>48018835
I'm not sure what i'd do but i think transcending the fact he's a fictional character in a fictional universe using meta knowledge would prevent this scenario entirely.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Transcendence?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Barrier_Generation?useskin=oasis

I'm good. So many possibilities....

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Constructs

So, green lantern but instead of justice, its radiation. Time to hit him with a truck of full of green justice! and cancer.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_Beast
Probably screwed unless we become inner daemon buddies.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtue_Empowerment

The Emperor Protects!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresence?useskin=oasis

How would this work? He can never catch me because I can be anywhere I want, or I can never escape him because I'm everywhere at once?

>>48034390
It's 40K. Whichever is the worse option is the one that's true.

>>48034070
>[aroused rak'gol noises].mp4

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal

Have you hear the word of our Lord and Savior Sigmar today heathen!

>>48019755
>>48022815

Congratulations on getting fucked, skinned, and turned into underwear.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ritual_Empowerment
I'm not so sure if this helps or not.

>>48034434
>even after fleeing to the farthest reaches of the cosmos, there are still horrible things happening to my everywhere

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Morphing
whelp i'm set, gonna go be his boss and then he is the one who will have unthinkable things happen.
and then i turned to chaos in less then 5 minutes.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soullessness

I just don't even care.

>>48034635
anon your a pariah, literally fulgrim would melt in your presence.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

I'm a fucking C'tan, what now faggot?

>>48034725
C'tan ain't shit these days mang, you would get right dicked after a good fight.

>>48034745
Only if I was weakling like the Deceiver m8, nah, I'm a Star God at full power.

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orisha_Physiology

uh, I guess? Sounds like I just became a God.

>>48034772
to be fair the emprah slapped the shit out of a full powered C'tan like it ain't shit, thats why i put you at slightly worse then fulgrim,

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Combat

Alright! Time to make like Ouendan and chase his ass off with the power of dance---

>It's more or less literally dancing and fighting

...Well, shit, that'd be nice against anything else. Here? I'm LITERALLY fucked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doll_Manipulation

Alright, heres the plan

I make a small rock doll

I command it to make bigger rock dolls

Repeat this process many, many times

Command army of COLOSSAL ROCK DOLLS

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inflation

godammit. this just got weird.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Bodies

Well, my multiples can be summoned for an orgy while I slip away to do my own bidding. On the contrary, there's no saying that Fulgrim will grow tired of their asses and come searching for mine. Smh.

Nonetheless, I thank thee o Ruinous Powers for thine gift.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Weather_Manipulation

So it's weather powers + ice magic, which is not a bad combo. It's a good power, but not insanely OP, which makes things interesting. Unfortunately, I gain those powers in a pretty tough boss fight, and Fulgrim will definitely win if it comes down to experience. The upside is that he manifests here instead of me getting lost in the Warp, because I'm pretty sure there's lots of odd requirements before a Daemon Prince can just show up. I think he needs cultists to maintain him or he's got a cap on time or area or something. So basically I'm going to fly very far away while blowing shit up at random and hope my vague memories of Warhammer lore aren't too far off.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasitic_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

FOOL, YOUR DICK ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER

I will leech all of your power and become the next daemon prince of pleasure!

>>48034635
You are saved from the dickings

>>48018835
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Access?useskin=oasis

Yes, I can just run away.

>>48018835

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

WELL THEN.

THAT TURNED OUT WELL FOR ME

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>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fission_Inducement

The user of this ability can divide anything, including powers, objects, living things, etc. into separate existing aspects.

Not all fissions will lead to good results.
Dividing emotions might prove unstable or temporary.
Using this on self may result in disaster.
Users of Immutability cannot be affected.

So uh, is he immutable? I dunno I don't think this even helps much. The best I could do is simply split his power into 2 or 4 different evil beings. I guess it makes it a bit easier for some heroes to come by later and fight 4 level 20 demons instead of one level 60 demon.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology
I punch-smite the shit out of him and finish him off with a DOOM Glory Kill.

>>48037090
You and me both
>godly high five

>>48037124
you can seperate the fact hes alive from his body
you could also seperate the warp from him as well, imagine totally fucking the entire concept of him being a psychotic demon prince, then remembering you still have this power.
you are OP as almighty fuck.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treachery_Inducement
This is a bit vague, can i make him betray his own original intent?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Effect?useskin=oasis
Sounds enjoyable

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer

Either you can truly and completely kill a daemon, in which case I'm gonna win, or daemons are immortal, in which case I'm probably fucked.

>>48018835
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Father_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Well, well, well, looks like the shoe will be on the other foot.

>>48018835
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Guardianship

Good Luck, I'm behind 7,000 dimensions.

>>48037648
>you can truly and completely kill a daemon
You can. It's just so difficult as to be virtually unheard of.

Only the Ultramarines and the Emperor have done it to my knowledge.

Still you should be good.