Be careful with forbidden dice.
You could roll yourself into a dangerous situation.
But what is the right die rolling for?
So is it that you roll the dice while having anal sex, or you roll them to determine the details of how you will have anal sex?
>>47997780
Who gives and who receives, I'd imagine.
>>47997814
>bite the pillow
Unless she's going in dry that won't be necessary. That thing is tiny
>t. buttslut
>Anal Sex Dice Roll the dice and break the ice! Perfect for beginners, these playful dirty dice are the best way to explore each others uncharted territory and experiment with anal sex. One die illustrates the position-the other dictates the action! It's fun for both of you, and best of all, it's easy to do. Just roll the dice and do the deed!
>>47997867
You roll them anally.
>not these
>Fun for the whole family
No!
>>47998046
That kid has a serious Clockwork Orange thing going on with his right eye.
>>47998046
>Little girl rolls "Top" and "Legs over Shoulders"
wat do?
>>47998109
>suck ear
>bite ass
>pat lips
I don't think these have been playtested...
>>47998151
If you think those first two are weird... I'm going to go out on a limb and say you are a virgin.
>>47998151
>he isn't into lip patting
You're missing out a lot, anon!
>>47998151
>Not having a love for softly sinking your teeth into some fine booty.
>No sucking earlobes.
You have pleb taste, friend.
>>47997670
>>47998006
Wow, normies are so stupid. Imagine if you had to buy a different set of oversized dice for every different table in a D&D book? And if each table only had 6 entries (or 5 and "you choose")?
>>47998046
>whole family is blonde except for darkest black dad
>spot the cuckold
>>47998096
"Upsy-daisy, honey!"
>>47998238
Have you tried not playing D&D?
>>47998238
Yeah, those normies that having so much sex they need novelty items to let the friction heal are fucking retards.
>>47998259
Yes, I actually haven't played D&D since Pathfinder came out.
>>47998151
>>47998183
>>47998238
Or there are several relatively small numbers of dice involved potential charts with enough space for all the sex acts that matter and a lot of configurations.
>>47998182
>This faggot doesn't knock on the porthole
where do you think we are?
>>47998286
>Pathfinder
>not D&D
Pick one
>>47998316
If it doesn't have illithids, it's not D&D.
>>47998316
>crying self to sleep intensifies
>>47998302
Still just have a booklet of sex positions/acts and d10 or d20 charts for more variety.
Even add a modifier to account for sub/dom taste, etc.
>>47998182
This site is for virgins only.
Get out normie scum!
>>47998336
I thought it was called "Dungeons and Dragons", not "installations and Illithids". How are illithids obligatory?
>>47998477
Magical realm reasons.
>>47998109
>>47998151
Not
>Blow Navel
>Pat Ear
Biting ass and sucking ear are kind of normal.
Blowing navel would be pretty fun.
Patting ear would just be a little confusing.
>>47997867
I think rolling dice while taking it up the pooper would be a little distracting. They should really streamline it by putting them in one of those dice poppers.
>>47999268
I've honestly bee looking for a cheap, stand-alone dice popper for quite some time (preferably one that would allow you to switch out the dice inside as needed) but such a thing just doesn't seem to exist sadly.
>>47999308
Baby Food Jars my dear Anon. How you dispose of the baby food is up to you.
>>47998151
>not growing closer to your partner by performing the weird dice rolls and sharing a laugh about it
It's called "intimacy" for a reason, anon.
>>47998109
>>47999132
>>47998151
Pat Ear
Pat Navel
Pat Lips
Blow Ass
Blow Ear
Blow Lips
While still an unforgivably stupid oversight, there aren't really that many stupid combinations. I'd be much more upset about the fact that we're stopping what we're doing to roll dice every so often. Talk about killing the mood.
>>47998096
Piggy back ride, duh.
>>47997670
But is there a GameScience version so I know I'm getting truly random rolls?
>>48000295
>mechanical physics
>random
>>48000184
>I'd be much more upset about the fact that we're stopping what we're doing to roll dice every so often. Talk about killing the mood.
>>48000331
I don't wanna keep rolling "pat lips" again and again, anon. Overtumbled badly formed dice do that! The GameScience man said so!
>>47998239
Something appropriate about /pol/ not knowing how dominant and recessive genes work.
>>48000347
you know whats fucked up? Im the author of that copypasta. That DM in the picture....he's still like that but he collects weird dice now. My friends tell me brings out small bags of stupid shit like d64s and shit. They're all in little individual mylar bags.
>>48000416
>Sociopathic manchild with enabler girlfriend hasn't improved his life.
Color me surprised.
>>48000416
Get a picture.
For science.
>>48000416
Shit nigga. I think you got yourself a legitimate dice fucker.
>>48000516
Tiles, ohio, and dice.
The holy trinity
>>48000416
What does his girlfriend see in him?
>>48000603
Randomness and spontenaity, I'd presume.
>>48000603
She also has a dice fetish.
>>48000416
I'm so sorry anon
>>48000625
>something something 'roll his 2d6' something
>>48000490
The DM's name is Gavin and currently he only ever runs Dungeon Crawl Classics. I think that's because the game has like 18 dice or something for it. I've never gone back to his house but his girlfriend left him some time ago, it's been like...years. He has a new one but she seems more just like a nerdy chick that likes Zelda and shit from her facebook profile. I don't think she knows but christ do I want to warn her.
Like, his profile picture on facebook is a die, and he owns neckbeard jewlery like d20 necklaces and shit That's it. Nothing else.
>>48000867
What was wrong with the first one?
>>47998109
>no "pat head" option
>>48000205
>Giving a piggyback ride while folded into a pretzel
Are you a wizard?
>>48001815
>normie sexualities
>not shit
>>47998238
It's about the thrill of having no control. You roll the dice and have to go through with it, whether you like it or not. That's why these things exist.
>>48002240
That's not the point. I want to give up control too. But if I was going to force myself to do sexual things determined by dice rolls, which I would, it would be from a real table, not just five options.
"You Choose" shouldn't even be allowed because the whole point of the dice is that I don't choose.
>"What do you want me to do master?"
>"You choose."
Nobody wants that.
>>48001815
This seems adorable. I fear that the rest is...less so.
>>48000184
>I'd be much more upset about the fact that we're stopping what we're doing to roll dice every so often. Talk about killing the mood.
And this is why "so, what system is best for sex mechanics?" is how you spot a hopeless noob in ERPing.
>>48004069
>tfw ERP
>tfw genuinely like dice rolls occasionally to tell me if I manage to avoid rape
>>48002500
Find out http://exhentai.org/g/926666/05b92a52a7/
(Sauce gotten from an old archived /a/ thread and I haven't actually checked what's inside. Delve on your own risk.)
>>48004114
>>tfw genuinely like dice rolls occasionally to tell me if I manage to avoid rape
That's not what I was saying.
Regular dice based fight encounters /around/ the sex are fine.
"roll how hard you fugg/how long you hold out" is where it gets dumb.
>>48000184
Fuck you. If you have never had somebody deeply blow your ass then what are you even doing?
>>47998006
>>47997670
>Only d6
Make it d20 and we'll talk. Or, at least, a dice pool.
>>48004172
Then we cool.
>>47998109
>>47998151
>bite ass
>>48000080
That's simple. The harder part is how you dispose of a child afterwards.
>>47997670
This isn't /tv/....
>>48004120
Yam is great. Almost as good as Tamagoro
>>47999132
>Blow Navel
You just put your lips on their stomach and make farting noises. Girl love it.
>>47998477
I totally want to play Installations and Illithids.
>>47997931
I was going to say that, my domme uses a large bumble hooves in her harness.
>>48000867
Tell him to roll phoenix command while everyone use grenades
with 2 specific granades, you must 2000 damage rolls if the granades explode close enought to someone.
>>47997670
>>47998006
It looks cheap as fuck. I bet those paper stickers will fall off in few weeks.
>>47998239
>im 12
We can tell
