>Steven Universe magical lesbian fusion dance bullshit is now in MtG
B-b-but there's definitely no SJW conspiracy to invade our hobby, u guise!
Is this bait?
I don't think this is intended as SJW pandering. Huge numbers of blacks in planes based on European mythologies? Yes. Crossdresser Genghis Khan? Definitely.
But this seems to be done for the sheer purpose of horror, if I'm not mistaken.
>>47997246
It's a new mechanic based on fusion, introduced at a time when a cartoon about fusion is super popular with SJW.
>Introducing a naming theme straight out of a gradeschooler's imagination
Wow you really want us to be upset about this, don'tcha champ? Thread after thread after thread and I still don't care. Gettin' a touch desperate, I see.
Shit b8, m8.
>>47997108
No, this is pure body horror right here.
>>47997108
This must be bait.
There is no way anyone could be this scared and paranoid about a goddamn kids' cartoon. I doubt anyone at Wizards even knows what SU is beyond one or two of their kids maybe watching it sometimes.
>>47997275
Fusion as a concept has always been a thing, child.
>>47997108
Gusela is going to occupy the same spot as Baneslayer Angel in a lot of lists. Bruna is going to get played to fetch back Gisela. Maybe the new Thalia.
Good mono-white midrange? Naaaaw.
>>47997275
This is the single !most idiotic statement anyone has made on this board, and that's pretty damn impressive.
Fusion has been a thing since fucking Yugioh did it for cards, and much fucking older for cartoons if you include anime (seriously did you think Stevcen Universe suddenly invented it? Jesus you're a moron)
>>47997108
you're about 20 years late
>>47997389
A lot of the older ones probably have no clue.
The younger ones have to though, Christ have you seen Doug Beyer? Fucking man child extreme. I'm too lazy to pick out gems but he *'s actions like *claps hands*.
>>47997389
>I doubt anyone at Wizards even knows what SU is
Oh they know.
>>47997108
Reminds me more of that fuck huge youma from claymore, a fusion between two sisters who rained down parasitic spores on everyone.
>>47997108
>implying that angels being corrupted by a tentacle monster isn't full /d/
>>47997610
Pic related.
>>47997389
>I doubt anyone at Wizards even knows what SU is beyond one or two of their kids maybe watching it sometimes.
You think they don't perform market research? Why?
>>47997672
For a second I thought that was Mercy from the thumnail
DBZ, Yugioh, Voltron, TTGL, Transformers, and about 9,001 other TV shows, games, and movies would like to speak with you about your low-quality bait.
>>47997758
And how popular are those right now compared to SU?
>>47997802
Geez, I dunno, lemme just dig out last year's detailed census on the preferred crushes of the contemporary American manchild.
>>47997802
The reason you are terrible at trolling /tg/ is you know nothing about it. Try a different board.
This thread deserves to be gassed.
>tfw your cute waifu has been butchered beyond saving and you just want her to have a quick death so she can rest
Thanks Nahiri, you ugly bitch
>>47997802
DBZ is still the most popular anime ever made and going strong after 30 years.
>>47997108
Gisela seems really good on her own.
>>47997108
I never thought of this, but you might be on to something.... it might be a parody of it.
Wait so how does this work
Is it 3 separate cards? Do both of the angels have the same back and you just use one? Do they have a regular back and you need the third card separate? Are they like dual cards? Da fuq
>>47998458
Avacyn's tragedy bait death was one thing, but this is borderline gore porn
>>47998639
Two cards and the back of both pushed close together makes a single bigger card.
>>47998658
Oh shit we duel masters now
That's actually sadly got me a little hyped
>>47998673
How does duel masters make its name-dependent cards work? Is there some kind of broken tutoring or filtering available?
>>47997802
How popular was SU two years ago, when this set was being designed?
>>47998644
>borderline
It's an open secret that someone on the Creative team has been injecting his corruption fetish into the game. It makes me wonder if any of the "pandering" really was, or if it was more of That Guy's grim work.
>>47999293
Only that's not true and you're saying whatever lies come to mind
>>47999342
Nah, it's rather obvious from his writing that Ken Troop really really REALLY likes to write corruption stories. See: Memories of Blood, The Blight We Were Born For, A Gaze Blank and Pitiless.
It's reppin that HP Lovecraft that I love so well
