>You caught the bug lord when he was wooing his queen
>He doesn't mind, though
What do?
"You two! Breed for us..."
>>47995594
Call him a weri/d/o and bash him in the head with a mace.
Is he the DMPC? Then roll for obligatory rape
Otherwise? Remove Bug
>>47995594
What's his queen look like?
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>47995594
massage aedeagus
>>47995785
Good question. We should kill the lord, bathe in his blood and pheremones, then we woo his queen and rule the hive.
>>47995785
She's a jellyfish.
>>47995647
First reply is best reply
>>47996115
Welp, not gonna risk that. Roll initiative.
>>47996115
Why is a bug lord trying to bang a jellyfish?
>>47996449
So he can have a treaty with the sea queen and get routes to the sea.
>>47996466
Reasonable.
>>47996466
I would have also accepted
"Because she has rocking jellytits"
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47995594
I roll to seduce.
>>47996874
Three way?
Three way.
>>47996874
>>47997056
He agrees but only if you're in the middle.
>>47997115
>Implying that isn't exactly where I wanna be.
If I'm going down this route, I'm committing. I wasn't raised to be a quitter.
>>47997115
>>47997115Are they human size or bug size?
>>47995594
>bug lord
What's up, Beelzebub?
>>47997181
He's a big guy.
>>47995594
Cast the strongest fire spell I have
>>47997181
About eight feet tall and part horse down there.
>>47997220
>>47995594
Why am I looking for the bug lord in the first place
How did I even get into the Queen's castle without anyone noticing
Where are the guards
Ooh god where am I I'm so confused
>>47997345
>>47997220
Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>47997400
-Because the union of insectoid and oceanic royalty will have potentially detrimental effects on humanity if they join forces for a war.
-You were smuggled into the pantries by hiding inside a carcass that the workers brought in.
-You disguised yourself in chitin armor to get into the royal bed chamber.
-You're in the Bug lord's bedchamber with him and the jellyfish queen.
Anymore dumb questions?
>>47997400
>>47997506
And you need to convince them to not start war by any means necessary. You know what to do, whore.
>The sperm of arthropods is not passed to the female as liquid with free-swimming spermatozoa, but contains capsules called spermatophores in which the actual spermatozoa are enclosed. In addition to the spermatophores, in some species the aedeagus also discharges a spermatophylax, a ball of nutritious secretions to aid the female in producing offspring.
Fascinating.
>>47997709
So free anal beads is what I'm getting out of this. Sweet.
>>47997756
Sexy
>>47995594
We fuck his queen.
Is this really up for debate?
>>47999314
>king is there, presenting himself and waiting
>you go fuck the queen instead
Nigga you gay or something?
>>47997115
Again?
>>47999555
You make a fair point... Why fuck the queen when you can be the queen?
>>47997220
>for you
>>47999715
You have the right idea!
What's better for diplomacy than marriageand hardcore boning?
>>47995647
fpbp
>>48000000
Get?
>>47999314
>He thinks the queen wouldn't force you to fug the king while she watches
Baka desu, senpai.
>>48000312
>the queen is a cuck
lmao
