So /tg/ would you be a
>rape monster
Or
>a friend of justice.
"Both" is not a viable option?
>>47974711
Can I rape for justice?
>>47974711
The real monster was man all along.
Wherever I go I must rape
>>47974743
I guess, but how would that work? Only rape the villians?
>>47974711
http://www.strawpoll.me/10595101
>>47974804
More or less. It helps that they're villains, so society gives less of a fuck about them than it does other people.
I would be a rape monster, but one with very mysterious goals who is largely inactive. That way people will never rise up to fight me, since it'll most likely be more hassle than it's worth, but I still get my fill of good ol' fashion rape monstering.
That being said, despite being a rape monster, I like to think that I'm a rational rape monster, and if a group of people left me a sacrifice I'd probably help them out in return for more sacrifices. Or if there was something I really didn't like for whatever arbitrary reason, I'd probably rise up against it.
In the end, I'd be a lawful neutral rape monster with clear cut rules, and it'd be up to the world around me to determine how I act.
>>47974825
Also, I'd probably want to look like some gritty post-human mashup. For reasons.
>>47974777
It's been done.
>>47974823
Just rape feminists, they are an acceptable target.
>>47974819
The wording of that poll is not biased at all.
Friend of justice to those I like, absolute rape monster to those I don't.
>>47974711
A consensual monster.
There has got to be a market for such.
I'm not an ally of justice, just an enemy of evil.
>>47974862
Victim culture, man. Raping feminists only makes them stronger. I don't care one way or the other aboutGamergate, but one thing's clear, and that's thatZoe Quinn's Patreon is overflowing from all the pity she has received.
>Not being an ally of justice
>Not having hot consensual sex with qt3.14 police officer partner.
>>47974804
Vore monster.
I hunger for justice.
>>47975021
>Raping feminists only makes them stronger.
I usually stay out of feminism arguments because they're usually shitty on all sides and I just want to play nerd games, but this is an exceptional sentence right there.
>>47974711
Can I be a cute monster that gets raped a lot by strong human heroes?
>>47975732
No you sick degenerate.
>>47974711
Depends on how powerful I am and how many people are generally around that could kick my ass.
>>47975021
I doubt that, but if i ever become a rape monster i will test that out and post results.
>>47975626
>consensual sex
Fucking faggot
>>47975732
I guess... as long as rape is involved.
>>47975765
B-but I'm a woman...
>>47975922
Kill yourself.
>>47975922
That does not preclude being a degenerate.
>>47974711
I'm only raping 'til I find someone who loves me.
>>47975732
Japanese censoring at its finest.
>>47976317
Japanese censorship basically goes "An atempt was maed" and you are good. They don't really give a fuck.
>>47974711
>Friend of Justice
>Become famous
>Bullshit up some talks/ads on body positivity
>Charge for doing them
>Profit
>Maybe form the B.R.P.D
>>47976203
Rape>love
>>47975732
sure
I'd fight for justice, I guess. And maybe find some cuteboytohave consensual sex with
>>47974711
If I fight for justice do I get a belt and become a Kamen Rider?
>>47976203
>>47976594
Why not both?
>>47974711
>I am now a cute monstergirl
Welp
>>47975732
No, because now I have to protect your cuteness and innocence, the one monster I can't kill.
>>47976841
>lesbians
Absolutely disgusting
>>47975922got Skype or F-list account?
>>47977048
Only because you're not one.
>>47974711
Probably rape monster
But only consensual rape play
>>47977124
No, disgusting because they are not dead.
>>47974861
Huh, so that's the explanation of the Bueno guy?
>>47974711
Both. Always and forever.
>>47974711 (OP)
I'll be a superhero who rapes for justice and rights wrongs with penetration.
https://youtu.be/flOJXVP2_cg
>>47977124
>>47976203
>>47976841
Related?
>>47977198
gb2westboro
>>47974711
>not being Justice
>not fighting for your close ones
>not standing against darkness
>not raping some enemies for being cunts or dicks
Justice shall prevail.
Why, when given the choice between anything and hot blooded justice fever would I pick anything but hot blooded justice fever?
>>47974711
Neither, my primary goal would be to reach the top of the monster food chain so that at some point I can get people to provide me with offerings to remove whatever monster happens to be pestering them nest. Because fuck fighting monsters for free. Maybe if I like a particular village or town enough i'll occasionally come around to fuck up raiders and what not as a freebee/excuse to fuck up some squishy humans without consequence.
>>47978641
>you have to be a fundie christian to hate absolute filth
Nice try tumblr. Lesbians are literal scum
>>47979608
>you have to be from tumblr to like lesbians
They gave me nothing but joy, why should I hate them?
>>47979777
Because they are absolute evil and every lesbian deserves to die in the oven.
>>47979913
But they're not. They bring love and hotness to this world.
>>47979932
Please, you are daydreaming. Real lesbains are butch man haters filled with nothing but hate and a desire to see every man suffer.
>>47980081
Have you actually met any real life lesbians? Well, I have. Not many, mind you, but none of them was less than 7/10. Neither did they try to make me suffer. One was, probably, the most interesting person I'll ever meet.
>>47980135
Please don't feed the trolls, sir.
>>47980151Come on, I want to see how long they will last. It's not like it's a meaningful thread anyway.
>>47980135
I live on long fucking island ny. I can assure you i have met more lesbians then you ever will.
>>47980253
So what? Noone cares where you live, and it does nothing to disprove my experience anyway.
>>47980315
It might not disprove your experience, but it means i have a lot more dealings with these cunts. They are nasty orcish creatures that need to be purged.
>>47980479
You've had more dealings, and yet you still don't know how to deal with them. Maybe they're like that to you because you're a douche to them?
>>47980551
I know how to deal with them. You avoid them as much as possible. Unfortunately living on long island that is impossible, meaning the only true answer is their extermination.
>>47980649
See, this is what I'm talking about. You've had a lot of experience but it's literally worthless, since you got nothing out of it.
I didn't avoid mine, and was all the better for it.
I would sit at home on my computer and shitpost on 4chan
>>47980697
Please. Your experience is one fluke. Mine comes from dealing with them on a daily basis. And all of them need to die.
>>47979269
Reminds me of the Quickdeath from Star Frontiers.
>>47980747
Not "one". I mentioned them in plural for a reason.
And like I said, mine may be a fluke, but yours is worse than zero.
Lesbians bring good and interesting things to us, but can't blame them for not wanting to deal with people like you.
>>47974711
Kaiju
>>47974711
not a popular choice but i pick
>friend of justice,therefore my goal is preventing other monsters from "being rude
I look forward to be honorable monster knight
>>47980747
I think part of the problem is you also meet an ass load of more subtle lesbians and never realise it because lipstick lesbians look like regular girls.
Forming an opinion on an entire group based on the very visible, loud, vocal portion of the group would be like judging all tabletop players by the actions of magical realm DMs
>>47974819
My Detect evil is tingling.
SMITE
So long as murder and eat can come before or after the rape part.
>>47974711
>a friend of justice
obviously.
I'll stay human as being a zoanoid is a raw deal for any zoaform below zoalord.
>>47984384
>eat before rape
that seems difficult to pull off
>>47984248
Calling them "visible" is giving the genociders too much credit. Their hate has only the most superficial connection to reality. They twist words beyond recognition; they could see someone talking about whitewashing or something and think "SEE SEE SEE THEY'RE ALL EVIL MAN-HATERS THEY WANT TO KILL MY WHOLE GENDER THEY SHOULD ALL BE BUTCHERED".
>>47974711
Depends, is this traumatic and horrible style rape or fun and sexy fantasy style rape?
Rape monster of course.
>>47974711
Friend of justice. Elves are still a viable option.
>>47980969
This if it's a "make my monster grow" kind of deal. I want to be small enough to use a computer most of the time.
>>47987952
>Not just enslaving humanity and making them build a computer adapted to your morfology
>>47974804
Eye for an eye kind of justice, but for victims of sexual violence. You rape rapists. For justice.
>>47988074
That isn't justice.
>>47974711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utpd1FfDIEQ
Why not both?
>>47974711
I would probably be a nerd monster who lurks on the internet.
>>47984384
>>47984961
>not eating while raping
There's only so much time before some lucky human blows you out an airlock...Have to multitask.
>>47988156
>pass through university
>gets name changed to ymca
Rolled 10 (1d11)
>>47974711
Rolling how many times I can say "rape" per second.
>>47988847
Damn, that's a lot of rape.
>>47985403
It's not rape if it's a hot girl from the beast realm. you know.
Yeah, that demon and that chick dated before.
If a rape monster rapes another rape monster isn't he technically a friend of justice?
A friend of justice
>>47984407
Flumphs a best.
Neither, I'll be a grumpy monster that lives under bridges and insults everyone who goes bye.
>>47989512
Now you're getting it.
I say we form a coalition of loosely-associated rape monsters who come together to rape the greatest evils for the sake of justice!
Don't rightly care what kind I am, I just don't want to be bound to a specific form, like pic related or Shuma Gorrath or Kars
>not being a Hero of Justice
>>47993442
There's no rule saying a monster can't be a hero.
>>47974819
I honestly expected more rape monsters.
>>47988169
So become a giant paragon of justice, and either get a secretary to manage twitter/facebook/etc or find someone who understands kaiju to translate your request for a Kaijuputer.
Alternatively, just take one of the shattered Mechagodzillas/Jaegers and retool it to be a computer.
>>47993472
Here here!
>>47975021
Maybe she can use that money to buy herself a chin.
>>47974711
Be a friend of rape.
Or a justice monster.
>>47974711
Due to the ambiguity of the English language, I'm going to be both.
You can run, you can hide, but you can't do both, and you can't do it forever.
>>47993472
There's no rule saying a hero can't destroy everything.
>>47974711Henshin!
>>47974800
>>47974711
shit is guyver still serialized? have they been fighting zoanoids the whole 40 years?
>>47974711
Monster of Justice, Friend of Rape
>>47974711
>>47976203
This just made me think of a JoJo's Bizzare Adventure-like hentai game featuring girls with tentacle monster Stands.
>>47974804
JUSTICE!
http://exhentai.org/g/512203/ade3850846/
>>47974711
If I become a tentacle monster, I'll become a manwhore and sell myself to perverted ladies. No need to rape, no need to fight off heroes, everyone is satisfied
>>48002644
>expect 'the hammer of justice is unisex'
>exhentai
>it's a stopped time, rape-o-rama with the world's worst he shin hero
>>47977759
He's a ninja for hire. He rapes for money.
>>47974711
Can I be a monster that exists to be raped?
>>47976475
That was before Abe won the election, now they do it more harshly.
>>47975002
Would you be aconsenticle monster?
>>48004929
What about aconsentaur?
>>47999472
It's all about expectations. A humanoid hero has to promote truth, justice and the American way, but a monster hero just has to cause less collateral damage than the other monsters.
Well the first thing I'd do is rape the living shit out of the two anons who argued about lesbians for a solid decade and afterwards, Iunno I'd go into law school or something to get a bachelor's in being a monster.
>>47974711
Obviously, I become a monster who fights for justice by using my mouthtacles to make them relive every horrible experience they've done in their lives, every horrible thing that's happened to them all while injecting botfly eggs into them.
The fact this is my fetish is neither here nor there.
>>47974711
Justice, all the damn day.
>>48000985
Guyver is BA/AF, watched that shit when I was like five, dae even screw me up that much!
>>48003602
How would you have done that scenario?
>>48006315
is it just me or does that dude look like he's like 4'6"
because that would be kind of adorable
>>47977205
Yep. One of DC comics greatest heroes.
Funny thing: there is absolutely no evidence of him ever actually *doing* anything, other than being the most intensely uncomfortable man in the universe to be around.
heh heh heh
Bueno.
>>48012282
He might be a kobold.
Justicefriend, totally.
>>47990014
>>47976856
Is there porn of her?
>>47975021
>Raping feminists only makes them stronger.
I doubt it, they are incredibly weak people, an actual rape would probably break them especially if it was some fucked up rape monster that did it.
>>47980253
You live in a cesspit filled with fake people.
>>48000985
The manga is still going. Aptom went all Vegeta and became my favorite character.
Hero of Justice.
>>47974711
>We are order incarnate. With our blessings this world will no longer know strife, disease, and inequality. When all are one, this world will see true progress.
>>48006248
>>47975013
>>47974711
I'm just gonna leave this here.
