Anyone seen the CXXXXVI edition of Legions and Longboats? Is it true they're squatting punic republic armies and hannibal?
>>47973392
>muh meme elephants
>>47973853
They were really good value back before they got nerfed and made unable to cross over mountainous terrain anymore.
They were OP anyway, you plebeian. Hannibal is the worst meme general.
In conclusion, Carthago delenda est.
Hey guise here's my homebrew of 60 new classes for each gallic tribe
>marketing legions and longboats
>on my /tg/
I wonder if an unruly desert dwelling Judean could be behind this post.
Should slaves be allowed to play, or are they solely for carrying the dice bag?
>>47974659
>Complaining about Legions and Longboats on a Parthian Horse Archery imageboard.
No anon you are the Judean
>>47974746
I tried having my Greek slave tutor me on strategum, they have no mind for war.
>>47974770
Fuck off Persiaboo. IVchan is hosted on Roman servers.
what's he mad about?
>>47974787
Should have gotten yourself a good Thracian, they make lack tact and good patrician civility but gods above they can play a good game
>>47974855
He's just being That Guy.
I wonder how the whole group is gonna put an end to his situation...
>>47974579
Oh, think you kindly, it's a welcome addition to the rules for monstrous races.
>>47973392
Certainly yov are aware that L&L has been infiltrated by Repvblicans, and is nothing more than a canard for the Patricians to push their Pan-Italian political narrative, as yov will svrely perceive?
I must tell you that <<<Cato the Elder>>> is surely behind this, for his connections to the Jvdeans is beyond question.
>my visage when Pict Players
>>47974855
Those Gaels. Magic potion is ridiculously overpowered and broken.
>>47975004
/pleb/ get your shit off here and back in your containment tablet
What's the best tabletop snack, and why is it dormice, dipped in honey and rolled in poppy seed?
>>47975109
Rome is for the Romans, cuckold.
>>47975125
Vandals disagree.
>>47975019
Svlla was withovt favlt. Marivs was a traitor and deserved to die.
>>47975156
>being sexually attracted to women rather than fellow manly warriors.
Fucking barbarians
>>47973392
> still playing L&L CXXXXCVI
Chariots and Concubines is where it's at.
>>47975194
>identifying Greeks
Yup, that's a Greek.
Bring back Scythians
>>47975250
>Chariots and concubines
>not superior Gauls and Greeks
Fucking plebs I swear
>>47973392
>>47975430
>>47975250
>not playing Crosses & Christians
>>47975482
You better be playing IV edition, Judeans are naturally Barbaricly aligned not Patrician
Don't even get started on the cesspit they made of Gauls in that
>>47975482
I can't wait for this edgy special snowflake Christianity fad to be over.
>>47975430
>>47975482
Why make a game with only monstrous races?
>>47973392
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>>47975542
You mean that crazy cult that worships an execution tool, refuses to depict their god and celebrates his death?
>>47975589
Go and jerk off to the Art of War, barbarian.
>>47975562
>Implying I don't use the Patrician legion extension
What Sou take me for a Carthaginian?
>>47975609
Yeah, it's just edgy kids trying to get a reaction from their parents. In V years, they'll grow up and forget all about it.
>>47975620
But don't you want to own your very own jade eyes gold dragon trapestry? And be the envy of all the magistrates of your senatorial courts?
>>47975757
>"Dragon"
>only one head, and no tits
What kinda weak monster design is this?
So when do you know that the GM is taking you to his magical realm, when nearly every picture of a monster shows its genitals?
>>47975823
It is a masculine monster design my most civilized friend. If Jade Eyes Gold dragon does not suit your fancy, happens Red Dragon hidden among flowers will? It carries the mystical property of repelling evil magics and curses as it unleash powerful dragon attacks.
I'm just sick of egyptaboos and their monster girl antics.
>>47976113
>no Bastet priestess to bully
>>47975482
>Christianus
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
>>47976113
Would you expect less from peoples that worship and fuck animals?
I for one welcome our new monotheistic state religion. One god for one emperor and one people.
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
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>>47977210
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>>47973392
>XXXX
>not XL
Barbarian detected. Get back across the Rhine.
This is now a "That Plebeian" thread.
>Playing Coliseums & Centurions
>That Plebeian is wearing poor manufactured clothes
>He's visibly cold while we're cozy in our expensive furs
>Approaches the brazier but tries to play it cool
>Accidentally falls in it and catches fire
>Decadent host has piss jar for whatever reason
>That Plebeian shuts off the fire with piss
We never saw him again
>Play Troy Campaign
>Kill Campaign Boss Hector.
>Coloseum Master is angry his CMPC Achilles hasn´t had the chance to shine.
Should I change the group? Kinda want to find one where playing a Spartan is more appreciated.
>>47977424
>spartan
>at Troy
If you were going to play a game set at Troy why would you not play a man in Aeneas' glorious company?
Well this hobby seems fun.
They don't have a club in my town but I'll definitly check the nearest one, I think it's located in Pompei.
I hear that a sect of Judean lunatics are planning to change the dating system from the founding of our great city to the death of some martyred desert carpenter. For what possible purpose?
Are they going to rewrite all the books?
Some of you are okay. Don't show up at Pompei tomorrow.
>>47977471
Most of my group has only utter disdain for the people of rome and their progenitors and the CM is a achilles fanboy, so I could unfortunaly not play in the company of aeneas.
Who else plays science fiction games? I know stirrups are completely unrealistic futuristic nonsense, but escapism is fun.
>>47977665
Leadpunk is my favourite genre.
>>47977665
I love this tragedy called Mad Maximus that's settled in a world where Rome has fallen. Can you imagine how crazy that setting would be?
>>47977665
There's a post apocalyptic setting where the Christians become ascendant. A laughable prospect but interesting in concept.
>Playing Roadbuilder
>Roll chirurgeon
>Take skills in heal
>Heal out the ass
>Actually how I heal people
>Legionary takes heavy damage after combat
>Roll natural 20
>Tie deer head to chest
>Cut bleeding channels in thighs
>Force him ingest the scat of a bewildered sparrow
>GM railroading when he dies anyways.
>>47977706
You will know soon, oppressor!
>>47977698
I'm more into retro bronze age settings but with fantastical iron age technology.
>>47977799
Go back to Judea Christfag.
Has anybody tried the tombs of egypt module yet? I'm worried my players wont make it past the pyramid entrance.
>>47977799
Sorry, you have to be at least XVIII years old to write on this wall.
>>47977814
>>47977799
>Not unironically sacrificing your biggest animal to Jupiter on his feast day.
It's like you want your crops to fail.
Why is he so perfect?
>>47977799
Go stab up a academy Christfag
Hello Rome. I come from a great and terrible future, where Rome's empire is dust, its legacy is abused, and its language is dead.
Ask me anything
>>47978021
>a academy
Perhaps after you attend one.
>>47978025
But the aqueduct still works, right?
>>47978025
Is there still whine and whores? Because if there is, I'm not worried.
>>47978037
>Attending academies
Fucking Greeks
>>47978021
>a academy
Vote Hadrian
We're gonna build a wall and make the britons pay for it!
I haven't kept up with this series. Are they still on the fucking boat?
>>47978047
Your aqueducts are still standing, but unused. People from across the land come to observe the ruins and say "gosh this looks nice."
Also we have invented underground aqueducts, so there's that
>>47978054
Yes, there is much wine and many whores, but the wine sucks and the whores only whore if you give them money
There is no God but YHWH, the Zealots shall retake the Holy Temple and force the Roman dogs back to their hovels.
Judea for the Jews!
>>47978025
Get fucked Greek. Or not, I forget how it works with you lot.
>>47978149
>the whores only whore if you give them money
That's kind of the definition of a whore.
>>47978118
>Britons
>Not Caldonians.
>>47978133
Yeah but Nobody's doing anything interesting.
Carolus.jpg
>>47978162
We like the Greeks, though.
The Judeans are the ones that are insufferable. They're poor, they're dumb, they're smelly and they fought those terrible wars against us in the 130s.
>>47978162
The descendants of the Greeks are a poor, awful lot. You got off easy with the whole no longer existing thing.
>>47978178
No shit, sherlock
>>47978204
Speaking of Judea, they still exists and only the Judeans like them
>>47978150
>Worshipping a dead palestinian on a stick
>893 AUC
>>47973392
Why do female players always insist on playing Carthage anyway
>>47978215
What is a sherlock? Some kind of tool for shearing sheep?
>>47978228
I'm not a member of those fish-worshipers you stupid Roman, I worship the God of Abraham and Isaac, who delivered my people from Egypt and gave us a land you NOW CONTROL GIVE IT BACK YOU FUCKERS.
>>47978238
Elephant power creep.
>>47978133
There was this really weird Magical Realm thing going on wherethey went to a witch's island, all the crewmembers got turned into pigs and Odysseus and the witch fucked all the time.
But now they're back on the boat, same as ever. I think they'll keep the series going as long as it keeps flushing sestercae into their pockets.
>>47978260
sherlock is an insulting term, like calling someone a barbarian
>>47978309
And don't forget all the fucking furies.
>>47978309
How about the Hellenic Mythological Universe? Is Herakles still a member of the Argonauts?
>>47978149
Please don't tell me that they rerouted the aqueduct through the catacombs.
>>47978353
I liked Herakles better when he was still chaotic neutral.
>>47973392
>Claim to be Roman
>play anything other than Freeform
Ya all Greeks using gay mathematics and shit.
>>47978407
Nubian detected
>>47978325
Stop right there - and now - criminal scum!
This era is strictly prohibited to prevent ST continuum distorsions!
A little fucker already paid a visit to Italy last week, and now look at the tower of Pisa!
>>47978353
>still caring about Argonauts after the dragon's teeth bullshit.
>>47978309
>back on the boat, same as ever.
The odyssey was greek Berserk, who knew
I welcome Emperor Constatines embracing of Christianity. This will once and for all join us all in brotherly love and mark the start of the end of irrational hatred throughout the world.
One god, one world, one love, one empire.
>>47978466
And the Argonauts was Greek Avengers.
>>47978377
No, they're in these tu-
>>47978444
OH SHIT
Later Rome. Have fun collapsing in on yourself
>>47973392
>Roman /tg/
>>47978202
Underrated etching
>>47973392
>Thebes Sacred Band still hasn't gotten an update
>Sparta has
Reeeeeeee
>>47978420
>This poster doesn't believe in the Emperor's divine nature
>>47978662
>Thebes Sacred Band can suck my dick
>Mfw they do willingly
>mfw also debating
Draw your gaming group.
>>47978835
>Draw
>Not express via conquest of neighbouring peoples
>>47978835
me in the middle
>>47978873
>too fat and clumsy to lay mosaic
>>47978943
Why is Claudius so moe?
>>47978149
>allowing the precious water of the aqueducts to mix with the filth of the earth
>Not letting it flow under the open sky under the blessings of the gods
Kill Yourself Barbarian, If I wanted to die abed of infection I would go outside and rub my face on a drunkards.
>>47978784
>spartans still get asswet at any mention of Thebes
>meet up in a tavern
>first rogue shows up
>other guy rolled a rogue
>instantly become friends forever
>scribble their names on the wall
>expect everyone to want to know their names
This shit was so gaius.
>>47978309
>>47978466
Then he got stuck on another island and fuck some more bitches.
Though the final arc is top tier where he finds his son.
Sup Goths,
My name is Justinian, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, barbarians who spend every second of their day destroying Roman society. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any culture? I mean, I guess it’s fun sacking cities because of your own lack of civilisation, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to mosaics on facetablet.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was Emperor of the East, and reconqueror of the West. What empires do you rule, other than “petty kingdoms formed by Franks”? I also defend Christianity, and have a banging hot Empress (She just blew me; faeces was SO solidi). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>47979315
>>47978835
>>47980089
Is that a wine cup in the shape of a hippocampus that pisses wine out of a dick?
>>47982072
I think that's supposed to be a horse-leg
Some old Briton sage said that from the descendants of his people would come to rule the world and all of its waters.
>He doesn't believe Rome will last until the end of time
>He doesn't acknowledge that Neptune would never allow for such a thing
Do Britons really eat chips of clay as children or what?
>mfw somebody let a barbarian into our group
I don't know who did it but they're getting the pit for sure
Sheepfucker won't shut up about his swords or his "unconquered" land
Romans, this is incredibly important, I bring dire warning from the future.
DESTROY ATHENS
DESTROY ANY AND ALL MENTIONS OF SENATES AND REPUBLIC
The world of the future will be plagued by anarchists and sociopaths with no regard for authority or civilization, thanks to the failed experiments of your time!
Oh, and don't use lead for your piping, it's very toxic, and there's two huge continents to the far west, past Hispania.
Upon those continents you will find barbarous people even more primitive than the Germans, extremely nutritious and hardy foodstock, as well as vast land rich in metals and timber. It's quite a trip though, so build a really big ship with really big sails.
>>47979368
>She just blew me
Hate to break it to you, but she blew half the court.
>>47986005
>Not wanting the glorious Roman Republic
>Building ships when you could just conquer India like Alexander did
Get rekt Frank.
>>47986200
>Not wanting the glorious Roman Republic
However good the republic may have been, you have no idea what line of thought you have wrought on your descendents.
>when you could just conquer India
These continents are nearly 16 times larger than India, have much more resources, and are almost entirely unpopulated (and ripe for colonization) except for a bunch of primitive savages with technology no more advanced than stone-headed arrows and stone axes and spears. They don't even have horses!
>>47986230
Oh, and there's lots of gold in southern part of the northernmost continent, right above where a landbridge joins the two. Coincidentally, that's where the only semi-civilized peoples live on that continent.
>>47979146
>He doesn't know about plumbum pipes.
Hownew.rv? Fresh arrival in the great Roma?
>>47987186
>plumbum
that stuff is toxic, man, don't use it to transport water.
>>47987275
Ridiculous.
You could say the same of aqueducts, since if you eat stone, you die.
>>47987275
>actually dumb enough to fall for that "lead is bad for you" bullshit
It's just propaganda invented by Big Pottery.
>>47987324
Yes, but that only happens if yov eat a lot of stone. Eating just a little bit of plvmbvm will really fvck yov vp.
>>47987327
I think my compatriot, Gaius, is attempting to greek-kingdom me, in each game of Alp Pathfinder we play; he keeps trying to convince me to play young boys! And well- his blood is greek...
>>47975609
They don't even put up a good fight against barbaric gladiators. I want my money back.
>>47976602
Indeed, give me a slave boy any day.
>>47977706
I shudder to think of the horrors the loss of glorious Rome would cause in the rest of the world. Chaos in every corner, barbarians and unenlightened plebians running amok, total breakdown of civilization.
guys who wants to meet in the Town Center for an enormous orgy?
looking for mostly my brothers in arms but i guess womenly folk may join hahaha
also fill the fountains with wine
>>47986320
>that's where the only semi-civilized peoples live on that continent.
Nigga, you just skipped between 900 and 1500 years of history
Salve /forvmlvdorvm/, I need your advice. Myself and a comrade enjoy playing Gladius DCCLIII (we play VI edition) and I usually play my Legio V Macedonica army. My friend, who started with IV edition and isn't used to the new rules, insists they're overpowered (even though they've been seriously Carthage'd in recent editions). Should I just keep playing Macedonica, or should I build a Legio X Equestris army to show him what "overpowered" really means?
