How would you work daddy-issues into the backstory and motivation of a BBEG?
>>47950822
>>47951959
/thread
>>47950822
>>47950822
James Bond: Spectre
>>47950822
probably make their dad an undead dragon in a low magic setting.
>>47952613
I mean sure, he had some daddy issues, but Gwyndolin wasn't a BBEG, he lead the Darkmoon.
>>47950822
make your pick
>>47950822
By working daddy-issues into the backstory and motivation of my BBEG while refraining from unreasonable and unnecessary exposition. Skip the sob story, it's okay for a character to have facets the players don't see.
>>47952831
It depends on how you look at it. The darkmoons protect Gwyndolins interests. Nothing more. They aren't the blue sentinels.
From a certain perspective, he is the mastermind behind like 95% of the bullshit that is lordran, or at least you having to take the long way everywhere, and plenty of the worst minibosses.
>>47950822
My father was a good man. He believed in doing right. I saw what happened. I saw how this world repaid simple honest virtue.
Now you come to me? Now you come begging in the name of what is moral and right? You beggars haven't event the decency to wash the blood of your hands.
I am here to scourge this world. I am here to repay all your sins and all the sins of your fathers. Go. Go and tell your cringing followers that heaven and earth alike are vomiting back crimes they thought buried, and they shall all be drowned in black bile.
>>47953346
Fucking cringe.
>>47953272
He's also the reason you have to fight Ornstein and Smough, because that Ornstein is just an Illusion
FUCK.
>>47953413
>because that Ornstein is just an Illusion
Was this actually confirmed at any point?
>>47950822
The better question is how do you not? Pretty much 95% of villains have issues with everyone and everything in the world.
>>47953426
no but dark souls lore is pretty open to interpretation
I like it as an answer to the existence of the old dragonslayer and him having a worn down leo ring and the fact that he now uses dark magic like corrupted artorias.
>>47950822
You don't. It's sexist. And victim-blaming.
>>47953346
I seriously hope this isn't how you roleplay
>>47950822
Esther did nothing wrong, she was the hero of the movie
>>47953426
In dark souls 3. Personally I think it's fucking dumb, and detracts from the fight as a whole.
Satan is dad.
With theses choices
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6SG1kdrT57w
>>47953661
Return to your table of faggots, faggot.
>>47953426
I just assumed different timelines. Artorias's story is also different.
>>47952639
Dear god that plot was thin.
I loved the evil sociaty scene though.
>>47954736
You're that korean chick who's trying to get into her bearmode dad's pants, aren't you?
Just make the BBEG's dad be the local king, whom he/she plots to foil or kill or whatever.
>>47957261
>the king is evil and you have to help overthrow him
Wew lad what a unique storyline
>>47957292
Unique doesn't mean good or interesting.
Everything has been done before, nothing is unique. Just make whatever you do good and interesting, people will forgive tropes and cliches.
>>47957292
>reading comprehension
The king's evil child is plotting to overthrow him, you have to stop it.
>>47957390
>The king is good and charitable with the party
Wew lad where have I seen this before?
>>47957292
>>47957435
I hope you're being ironic and not just pointing out that literally everything has been done before
>>47953346
This is awful and anyone you play with should feel worse for doing so.
Just give the BBEG a tramp stamp and let the party figure it out.
>>47957163Yep, how are you doing?We went to watch Warcraft last night, he hated it and fell asleep so I took off my shoes and snuggled him with impunity
I'm feeling wonderful today
>>47957163
Umm...story time?
>>47958349
W-what?
>>47951959
LOL 10/10
>>47958371
Girl in Canada who wants the dad-D. She's also in a thread on /co/ right now.
>>47958371
It's exactly what it sounds like:
I love my mom and I'm in love with my dad, I want to cuck her and I want to elope with him to a comfy beach town.
I tried and failed to seduce him at 16, never got over it.
A good chuck of people think I'm nuts but I think if they could see things from my perspective they would agree with me, I've found quite a few kindred spirits and like-minded girls on 4chan.
>>47959406
Oh relax, it's not like I unzipped his dick and started blowing him in a crowded movie theater.I really really wanted to tho
Homoerotically, that's how.
>>47959881
Hey, everybody needs a hobby. Good luck?
>>47959881
I am so very confused and scared by this.
Here's a picture that inspires the same level of discomfort.
>>47959881
Are you fat? Because even a dad doesn't want to fuck a fatty daughter.
>>47960362
>confused and scared because some girl wants to fuck her daddy
Seriously? How sheltered can you be? Daddy doms are a thing on fucking Tumblr for God's sakes. Are you sure you're old enough to be here?
>>47960555
>Daddy doms are a thing on fucking Tumblr
Are they? Links, plox.
>>47960620
Wrong motherfucking board
>>47960620
I don't browse Tumblr, but the reason I know is literally because the Tumblr version is hysterically vanilla.
Their idea of hot kinky shit is a picture of a college student wearing a shirt and tie with a stern expression captioned with stuff like "You, sit here, NOW." I dunno, man, maybe it's just people who haven't found real porn yet, but that's all I've seen of it.
>>47951959
I've remarked quite a string of first posts best posts on /tg/ this last week.
>>47960735
That's...very jejune. Sorry I asked.
>>47960735
Link some, I'm curious now.
>>47960945
What part of "I don't browse Tumblr" confused you? I've only seen caps. In all seriousness, the notes(reactions) could have been facetious. Hard to say.
>>47950822
The BBEG is female.
>>47960735
>that's all I've seen of it.
Tumblr is full of cheese pizza, really fucked up BDSM, scat & watersports, and the SJW shit is really the smallest (and of course, loudest) portion of it.
It really has a shitload of porn.
>>47960046
Thanks, I know it's a long shot but a girl can dream, right?
>>47960362
Come on, everyone has fantasies and fetishes, mine happens to be the man that raised me and just a little bit out of reach.
>>47960545
I'm asian, we don't get fat. With a splash of my dad's genes so I'm a bit taller and with better TNA than the average. I dress like a hipster beach hobo, confort over style. The people of /co/ have compared me to Cassandra Cain and Marceline the Vampire Queen, but most of them are thirsty nerds so take their word with a gram of salt.
>>47961680
>Tumblr is full of cheese pizza
are we talking like, real natural organic cheese? How is that allowed?
>>47961690
>I'm asian, we don't get fat.
That is completely untrue.
>>47961690
I've seen plenty of fat Asians.
>>47961707
Both natural and flattened.
>How is that allowed?
It's not, but the Tumblr staff team is hilariously incompetent.
>>47961690
Where can I read this story about you failing to seduce your dad at 16
>>47950822
>tfw I saw this in theaters
>tfw there were only 3 people in the theater, one guy was an old dude jacking off to Esther
>>47959881
Your mom's going to snap your neck.
Also.
>I've found kindred spirits on 4chan
The fact that this doesn't set off alarm bells really kinda proves the crazy part.
>>47961739
in local library
>>47959881
and here i was thinking i would never meet someone with legit oedipus syndrome
>>47961821
Too bad she only gets wet for her literal daddy, uh?
>>47959881
k
You don't also go by the handle of "fwufee" somewhere in another very niche fandom, do you?
>>47961836
excuse me for failing to convey, but the david bowie image wasn't for want, it was for surprise and shock
>>47961690
Good luck. Everyone deserves happiness and anything consensual is fine.
My younger cousin (15 when I was 22) used to sit on my lap while I browsed the Internet. She wiggled into my lap. We're both girls. It never went anywhere though.
I was never attracted to my sister but after 12 years not living anywhere near her, she's really really attractive to me. Helps that she came out as lesbian too. It's not a big deal or major desire I think of more than rarely. But given the chance I'd please my sister.
>>47961942
>anything consensual is fine.
Uh huh.
>>47953346
>cringing followers
I understand why they're cringing my dude
>>47961690
Is your dad even hot?
>>47961976
When did they make a Crossed movie?
>>47961942
>Everyone deserves happiness
This is not true.
>>47953346
You see Stalin? That's how I feel right now.
Wat r u doin nigguh? Stahp.
Not quite daddy issues, but this thread inspired my thinking of this as a campaign starter: Tell me what you think of it.
"Adventurers like you killed my father, mistaking him for a hunted criminal. They left me a pitiful bag of gold as an apology. I took it to the temple of Lord Vecna, there I learned how to bring my father back. We were happy again. I was happy again. He taught me to ride, to fight, to think, to feel again.
And then you and your friends killed my father again, calling him an abomination, a monster. You who didn't know he loved to watch the stars and knew the constellations by name, he loved our dog, he loved to garden, he loved the trees, he loved fishing and cooking his catches. He couldn't even eat anymore, but he still loved to cook for me, and his salmon was still better than any in the kingdom.
Most of all he loved me. When you came those many years ago, he locked me in our cellar and wouldn't let my magic protect him. I had to listen to him die again, because of you. This time gone forever, because of you.
So no, Adventurers. I will not stop with you. I will not stop with your wives or your husbands or your friends or your priests or your dogs or your neighbors or their neighbors. Everyone you love will die, everyone you know will die. None will remember you, none will mourn you."
*Introductory Session with the PC's all playing their low level Parents instead of their rolled characters against a High Level Necromancer*
*This session on rails, intended to be TPK*
*After the last Parent dies, players assume their underaged, 1st level characters*
You are all huddled in the village Chapel, hiding behind an Altar. The chattering of skeletal bones and the unmuffled cries of your friends and family have you in terror. A single elderly cleric tells you to keep down, that somehow everything will be alright.
The doors to the chapel fling open and the Necromancer herself floats in on a cloud of poison, smiling from ear to ear.
>>47961942
>Everyone deserves happiness and anything consensual is fine.
Yes, let's endorse harmful behaviour that affects other people just because it's agreed upon by some parties involved and it makes them happy for an hour.
>>47962458
It isn't Crossed. It's a Fallout ASMR video.
>>47962628
Who exactly is harmed? Remember, men can't be victims, only women.
>>47962612
With unmistakable zeal a cackling beam of black lighting erupts from her fingertips and brings the elderly cleric to his knees. You hear him scream for agonizing minutes as she takes her time killing him. Many of your friends are crying, You don't know how to make them stop. But their cries are drowned out with the sounds of death and violence.
As the cleric finally screams his last, you realize in horror you can hear no more shouting and no more fighting. Only the rattling of bones and the burning of houses. Only too late do you realize how loud your crying friends have been.
The Necromancer cocks her head to the side and floats over to the alter, finally looking behind it, finally seeing the clutch of gathered children.
"...shit."
Her skeletons encircle and gaze thirstily at you all, then back to their master, begging for the order to kill. The necromancer's face is twisted into an uncertain frown. Arduous seconds pass as the necromancer's hard eyes soften with doubt, then confusion, then thought.
She finally raises her hand and a terrifying ray of wicked power erupts to engulf the skeleton closest to you. You watch uncomprehending as the shambling figure straightens it's back, as it grips it's weapon and shield firmer, as it's hollow eye sockets fill with a blue, intelligent light.
She looks directly at it. Her gaze never returns to you or your friends, as if she's embarrassed you still exist.
"Levy here will guide you all south to Evanport. He'll feed you. He'll watch you. And until you've found someone to take you in he'll protect you."
"Those of you too dumb to follow him wouldn't have survived the winter anyway." She says, seemingly reassuring herself.
"I'm staying here. Your village is mine now. If you still feel...angry...when you're older...You'll know where to find me."
She turns away from the throng of children and hurries out of the chapel like a debtor escaping a poor decision, followed by all but one of her skeletons.
>>47961710
>>47961719
I've always eaten like shit, even more after I moved out, started actually going to the gym just last year, and I've never been fat.
Must be good genes from mom's side, it was about time that cunt gave me something useful.
>>47961739
Let me copypaste it from the other thread:
>When I was 16 my mom went out of town on business so I did what any sheltered spoiled uppermidclass canadian teenage girl that watched too much anime and read too many dumb novels would have done:
>I stole some of my mom's best clothing and make up, cooked a romantic dinner with wine, acted all sexy and forward when he came home.
>He thought I was pranking and laughed in my face, killed all of my confidence and momentum, so I gave up with the "prank". >We laughed it off, ate my dinner and watched a terrible Will Ferrell movie. At least he let me drink the wine.
>>47961799
Murder doesn't feel like her, more like blackmail and exile.
Nothing wrong with making connections with people from this place, everyone is a perverted weirdo anyway so we might as well be friends.
I met this really cool chick at /fit/ that also tried to seduce her dad, she was younger and more forward than me, she's really cool.
>>47961821
Hey, nice to meet you too.
>>47961872
I don't understand what you're saying.
>>47961942
Good luck to you too, hope it works out.
>>47962400
Let me copypaste again:
>He's objectively a very attractive man.
>If you're into tall, burly, hairy, kinda-rich-but-not-really, older white guys he's right up your alley.
>Add to that a goofy sense of humor, endless generosity(not only with money) anda huge cockand he's a dream.
>>47963129
>tfw I've had young girls come on to me several times before
>tfw I laughed it off each time because I was afraid of what everyone else would think
>tfw I hate myself for how I treated them
>tfw I hate myself for rejecting everything I ever wanted
Why does the world have to be such a shitty place?
>>47963390
Cheer up, anon. There's still plenty of time.
I don't get it, but apparently men get more attractive as we get older. It's never to late to go out and bag a 17-year old. (Because you're a decent human being who would never consort with anyone younger.... without taking her to Washington D.C. where AoC is 16)
>>47963475
If I was interested, I'd be doing it. I'm not /r9k/.
>>47963475
Crossing state lines with a minor with the intent to fug her is illegal, crossin state line with the purpose of fuggin a minor is also illegal.
My girlfriend is 17 and living with me for the summer, I have to know this sort of shit
>>47963475
Illegal as it falls under federal jurisdiction if any party crosses state lines. Federal is 18. If you move there you're good
>>47963617
>>47963720
Sovereign waters also have Federal limit?
>>47963781
You have to be at least 200 miles away from the US coastline to be outside federal jurisdiction.
>>47963129
where's your dad right now¡
>>47964252
Ploughing her in the ass, of course. Where else would he be?
>>47963129
Well, even if you don't succeed, you're setting yourself up for a lifetime of weird, kinky sex. Daddy issues are right up there in terms of indicators of "danger-fun".
So go you!
?
>>47961942
I actually knew a lesbian couple who were actually sisters...nor was that the only weird couple i knew.
>>47964252
Out with mom at a winebar or something, friday was mine so saturday is hers. Meanwhile I'm in my old bedroom, marathoning 30Rock in my underwear.
How sad is that?
>>47964321
I'm not so sure, so far all of the sex I've liked has been very vanilla, both the straight sex and the lesbian sex. The only weird kinky thing about me is my imagination, the things I fantasize about dad.
But if it was with him I'd be down for literally anything.
>>47961814
Best post of thread.
But please, take all this stupid confused teen sexuality shit to /r9k/ >>>
>>47966145
>Best post of thread.
>>47960681 is a close second, in context.
>>47965910
>in my underwear
post pics
also why are you being more open and sharing more stuff in the other thred?
>>47966660
Which other thread?
Also, to keep things vaguely on topic, pic related is a decent example of how a few relatively minor problems can spiral out of control.
>>47966801
>>>/co/84031126
She's being cooler to them, that's discrimination
>>47966840
Maybe it's because this is /tg/ and we're awkward?
Maybe it's becauseit's all made up
Who cares.
>>47966840
Because they're /co/oler.
>>47963129
>that spoiler
Hold the fucking phone; I've gotten to the point where I can pick you out of a sea of anons with just a few sentences, but i've never once recalled you mentioning anything like this previously. How and when did you figure this out? Give me details damn you!
>>47967485
She mentioned that she watched him railing her mom in the shower when she was a teen.
>>47967485
You know the whole "dad cock" thing? Like when you're really young, your dad seems huge?
It's waaaaay different if you're a girl.
>>47967524
Welp, that's another one for the catalogs then. There anything else I may be missing? I want a complete log so that when she finally snaps and rapes her father I can track back to the exact moment she went nuts.
>>47967625
I always found this kind of confusing. Adult cocks look monstrous compared to 5 year old pindicks, but most girls have no reference point. Why are girls so impressed by thoroughly average sized cocks? I would have thought seeing a porno at some point would make them dismissive of anything smaller than their forearm.
>>47967763
There's something magical about your first penis.
Also, this thread is speeding for a deleting. Any chance we can get things even vaguely on topic?
>>47967820
I'm pretty sure it's beyond hope at this point. In 3-4 hours the mod will wake up and see this thread and delete it and ban everyone he doesn't approve of for a couple of days.
You'd think he'd have realized how ineffective silent bans are by now.
>>47967763
She says she thinks it was ten inches. That's way above average.
>>47967922
Figured. Well, we salute you, electranon, for making shitty threads moderately more interesting.
Sleep tight, guys
>>47966660
No, last time I posted a pic in a blue board I got banned for a month.
And it's not really underwear, it's tube socks with boyshorts and an oversized hoodie, what I wear to be lazy around the house, nothing sexy about it.
>>47966840
They were asking more questions, what do you want from me?
>>47967485
Watched them fug in the shower when I was 14, I knew the other side of my father that day.
>>47961821
technically in this case they call it electra syndrome IIRC
>>47968026
Well, if you ever post on a non-blue board or start a tumblr, drop us a line.
In the meantime, have a nice night. Peace out.
Also, if it's 1am where you are, you might be in the prairies. Neat. Calgary or Edmonton?
>>47950822
BBEG has daddy issues
Here, done.
>>47965776
Person you replied to. I dated a girl who fucked her sister. It took a lot for her to tell me. They're fine too, it didn't escalate or ruin their relationship.
>>47963129
>He thought I was pranking and laughed in my face
I would have done this too, but then I would have sent you to military school and instructed the meanest looking drill instructor to run a train on you until you hated sex.
God DAMN you're creepy.
>>47970201
You know what's good. Anything that can lead to mental instability or retarded babies needs to be excised.
>>47959881
Did you post this on /soc/ once? I remember reading about a girl who tried to seduce her dad as a teenager and failed.
Though I think her mom was dead, maybe?
>>47963129
>I'm a bearmode, almost dadmode white guy in his late 20s
>Work with a young, petite asian qt who's been giving me lots of attention
And I was just starting to lose hope that young girls wouldn't find me attractive, anymore. This is reassuring :^)
>>47971796
No one will find you attractive, you fat sack of shit.
She only finds someone she's related to hot that looks like that because she's fucking crazygonuts.
>>47971821
Plenty of people find me attractive. It just tickles my ego that this is close enough to my situation to give me some believable fapbait
>>47971952
Sure they do, fatboy. Sure they do.
>>47971998
Don't be mean, remember the sticky
Be excellent to each other
>>47971998
I lost 80lbs, homie. I don't need your approval :^)
She's not coming back, is she?
>>47975317
No, and good riddance.
>>47972104
See, there's some things I just can't do.
If I lost 80 pounds, I would cease to exist.
>>47975966
She will be forever remembered together with Dr. Assmarbles, Gropey's masochistic antics and that guy with botfly fetish...
>>47976020
It's fine, he's got another 320 to lose before people can stand to actually look at him.
>>47976020
I'm not a manlet
>>47963129
wow
that'shot
>>47975317
Probably not to this thread, but she pops up regularly on /co/.
>>47978588
Why does she give them preferential treatment?
What do they have that we don't?
>>47950822
Why make it pseudo-intellectual?
His father was mean to him. He beat him regularly, abused him, violated him, screamed at and bullied him, manipulated him, and nearly killed him. Hence he became an unstable sociopath/psycopath whatever and became evil as a result.
>>47976020
>pounds
I'm sorry what? I don't know these archaic non-standardized measurement systems. Now that Britain has taken a huge dump on EU you are no longer recognizing Système international d'unités. See you in the stone age m8
>>47980374
If he were British he would saying 5 stone.
>>47980568
americans are just degenerate brits anyway
>>47980626
>implying Brits aren't prudish Americans
>>47980824
>Americucks
>Not prudish
pick 1
>>47950822
In my case, badly, probably. Unless I'm allowed to do it as "ancient-ancestor-issues", in which case he has an ancient amulet which has the spirit of his ancestors bound to it which keeps screaming at him in his head. It's slowly driving him insane, and all the heinous rituals he's been doing have been attempts to shut said screaming up in order to get some halfway decent sleep.
>>47980824
m8/f a m, Brits aren't prudish compared to Americans. They're pretentious, but they aren't prudish. They're intellectually pretentious in the same way that Frenchmen are bohemianly pretentious.
Either way, though, America has nothing on Australia in terms of prudishness.
>>47980374
>Britain has taken a huge dump on EU
Not only will no politician ever actually tender notice under Article 50, if only due to the few days worth of shit that's happened, not only was the referrendum only a public opinion poll on steroids, not only is every sensible economist saying "Nah, fuck that, stay in", but Scotland might have the power to block the leave at the House of Commons.I'm a brit and I want in
>>47968026
God speed, electranon! God speed!
