>Find a magic lamp
>Get a single wish
>Wish for infinite wishes
>Billions of wishes violently burst out of the lamp
>Hundreds of exploded lamp pieces rain down upon you
>A piece of shrapnel severs your spine
>Another piece punches through your skull and embeds itself in your brain
>>47944326
If it were infinite the entire universe would explode, no?
>>47944363
Explode, or implode?
>>47944326
Never wish for infinite wishes. Wish for omnipotence instead.
>>47944383
What if gaining power over every thing backfires somehow? Better to live your life and die without using your wish.
>>47944326
>Another piece punches through your skull and embeds itself in your brain
Serious question.
Can a mentally retarded brain damaged make wishes?
>>47944431
Have any of your wishes come true?
>>47944326
>billions of wishes
>not infinite
You got gypped, anon. Better ask for a refund.
>>47944383
>wish for omnipotence
>no longer care about anything
>all is dust in the end
>be bored
Wish for something simple that wont fuck your life
Wish for surprise blowjob from that girl you work with or 5 bucks a day for the rest of your life.
>>47944760
>5 deer arrive in your house every morning at sunrise
>>47944775
Food and leather for the long winter! Also an absolute pain in the fucking ass as far as permits go, but hardship builds character!
>>47944462
HOLY SHIT
>>47944749
>wish for omnipotence
>"okay."
>DM slides DMG and note papers over
>DM pulls out his own character sheet
Enjoy
>>47944326
So am I dead or a theoretical omnipotent paralyzed retard?
>>47944993
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
>>47944326
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
>>47944326
You don't wish for more wishes, you with for the power and freedom to make your own wishes come true.
>>47944462
That's a burn
>>47944993
"All right, guys, we're playing Black Tokyo now. Don't like it? You can have the sheet back and grant my wish PROPERLY then."Yes, I printed out the books.
>>47944993
Anon you are glorious
Pic related is the new DM player
>>47944326
Post YFW you realised the genie is the last man to wish for infinite or a greater number of wishes. He was granted those wishes,but they are not his wishes, he must now serve as the lamps genie until he has completed the number of wishes requested.
>>47944326
I wish that this wish won't be granted.Yes, I stole that from GEB.
Simple, pull out a piece of paper, write all the wishes I would want after careful consideration of wording and connotations. Then I wish that everything I have written on that paper at this time is true.
>>47944326
Wow what a shitty railroad DM
You could at least be subtle about your railroading by corrupting the wishes
>>47944775
Dude five deer would be worth so much fucking money.
Three wishses, what would they be (no more wishes senanigans)
I would legitimately wish for:
100,000 dollars
the best cheeseburger i've ever eaten
a new car
nothing too grand.
>>47949515
>>the best cheeseburger i've ever eaten
>It really is the best cheeseburger imaginable
>Literally nothing else can compare
>Everything else tastes like ash now in comparison
>Other burgers make you puke
>You want another burger like it
>Your sanity erodes
>You end up dead in a bizarre murder-suicide at the nearest McDonalds, dressed like the Hamburglar but minus pants, surrounded by frozen beef patties.
>>47949681
hahaha touche, anon.
>>47949515
>the best cheeseburger i've ever eaten
I wouldn't want to have something that I ate and digested years ago again. There's no way that could be in good shape.
