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>>47941191
Mystery Box Ahoy
>>47941208
>>47934706
>>47932451
Origin:
>Magical
Appearance:
>Inhuman
Faction:
>Cult
Abilities:
>Agility 3
The justice of the Lord is swift.
>Endurance 3
The justice of the Lord knows no rest.
>Durability 3
The Lord is my shield, He protects.
>Reflexes 3(Drawbacks)
The justice of the Lord is ever vigilant.
>Natural Toxin(Acid) 3
The justice of the Lord shall burn away the sins of man.
>Immunity 3
In the presence of the Lord mortals are left breathless.
>Stylish 1
The Lord is one stylish mofo.
>Self Healing 3
The purity of the Lord heals all wounds.
>Focus 3(Magical +1 point)
The Lord steels my resolve, none may sway me from His path.
>Flight 1
Justice is not bound by something as paltry as gravity.
>Directed Energy Attack 3(Drawbacks)
My Immortal soul burns with the purity of the Lord.
>Self Improvement 2(Cult)
Through prayer the Lord grants me his favor
>Passion 3
I fight for the Lord and my righteousness is rewarded.
Perks:
>Safe-house(Vatican)
>Expert
>Defector
Drawbacks:
>Memory Loss
>Pain
Allies:
>Yuito Kataoka
A holy man, learned in the ways of the enemy and the ways of the Lord
>Ghost
The Holy Ghost
>The Lord spoke to me.
>He spoke of the evil wrought by the hubris of a woman.
>To me He offered a great boon, to become His justice and cleanse the world of her vile machinations.
>Who am I to deny my Lord?
>I have become more than a mere man
>I become Ophanim, symbol of justice and inducted into His inner circle within the Vatican.
There will be no mercy, only justice.
Deus Vult.
>>47941191
A swing and a miss.
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>>47941191
Alright kids, here's the news. Traveller is going to get the full 1.15 either tonight or tommorow, and after I'm going to be posting the last two sets of builds before this point, after those two sets are put up I'm going to be finishing up the image version and updating it in full with all the bells and whistles we added in the last update, along bug checks and anything else that might be pointed out.
After this, we're going to be having a bit of a contest, I'm going to be taking on 14 more builds for a final page. If you've got some idea for a character but don't want to make a build then even just throw it out there. I'm all ears.
Best of luck to you folks, going to start working.
>>47941336
>>47941336
Last part.
>>47941018
Because pretty pictures, duh. Also >>47941056.
>>47941005
Mutual masturbation is actually a really good time, honestly. Though you will be expected to do the lion's share of oral and let me pound that swollen pussy before you get that anal you love so much.
>>47941208
Sammy, every time. If you can't wait a year, you're an enormous faggot.And if you won't fuck an available 16 year old who is literally begging for it, you're an even bigger faggot.
What cyoa idea is so stupid it's actually genius?I'm dumb and lazy but eager to please, like a fat 50s housewife.
>>47941443
Watch your weight and work out consistently and I might adopt you.
>>47941336
Reminder that Animal Control + Manton Effect Bypass is the optimal main power.
If you take Dead Shard, you don't even need to take any drawbacks for it.
And you all thought I was dead.
Just finished page one of planet-hopping-alien-power-gaining-space-princess-waifu-ventures CYOA.
So against my better judgement, here are two early game planets. Just trying to build up hype for myself and others without posting the full page like last time.
Also I do want to hear some ideas for planets that you anons might want in here. If anyone has bizarre or fun ideas go ahead and describe them, I've got everything from literal underground racers to a radical Islam inspired blood cult so no ideas are too out there.
>>47941443
Who is the dumb girl?
>>47941443
Convincing anons that attractive 10/10 fantasy women want nothing more than to love and marry pathetic average at best failures like them and that this ridiculous delusion is somehow worthy of 6,000,000 different cyoas.
>>47941464
That wouldn't be very 50s of her, let's be real. Extreme dieting is fine, as is feminine alcoholism, but exercise is limited to dancing, shopping, and fucking.
>>47941530
Exactly. Most of their exercise came from fucking the mexican lawn/poolboy when they started getting bored after lunch.
>>47941527
>>47941348
>survival of the fittest builds
Welp. Better actually make good content then.
>>47941548
>after lunch
>after
>>47941506
It has to be.
>>47941417>Mutual masturbation
sounds weird
>>47941506
Comfy ocean planet populated by cute kemonomimi girls.
>>47941597
It's fun as hell as long as you're both into it. Plus when she moves to take you in her mouth then it turns into hard dominating sex it's amazing. If foreplay's not your thing or seems like more trouble than it's worth though you might want to skip it I guess.
>>47941506
Carnival of the Goat, except on planetary scale.
https://eclipse-phase.wikispaces.com/scum#Scum-Notable Scum Fleets-Carnival of the Goat
>>47941506
Living planet, that you can waifu.
>>47941348
>Traveller is going to get the full 1.15 either
>finishing up the image version
I have to go change my pants.
>>47941506
What about a kind of iving planet full of dizarre lovecraftian monsters?
Or an artificial water planet with a machine in the center keeping the planet from dispersing?
Half destroyed post apocaliptic planet full of terrible weapons and were the strongest rule over the weak?
A gaseus planet were the life evolved living in the little meteors that make a belt aroud it with creatures better adapted to the life in space?
Artificial planet that at it's center has a micro black hole or other weird dangerous power source that is runing low and puting at risk the life of billions of aliens from diferent planets but just a few know about it?
What about a planet traped in the orbit of a few stars but in some weird act of nature the suns don't collide with one another and the planet is completelli stil, and been surrounded by suns is allways day every were?
What about a sun that was used to build a "Utopian" civilation free of the energetic dilema by consuming other stars killing billions in the proses?
A planet transformed in a giant space ship thaking the resources of other planets to sustain the population?
well that are some ideas, hope it helps :D
>>47941506
Peaceful planet filled with extremely lewd elves who crave orc cock, and friendly orcs who couldn't care less about such things.
>>47941750
>>47941771
Good to see you have such great taste, anon.
>>47941633
it just sounds like a waste of time almost? You're eating dry bread while looking at a freshly cooked steak.
So, why are you eating bread?
>>47941443
Porno CYOA. Whether a humorous blend of 80s mustaches and improbable circumstances or a faptastic continuation of a preexisting setting, it could be great if done right.I have an example for the latter case, but it's pretty fucking weirdas hot as it may be.
>>47941506
Planet America
>>47941897
Seconded
>>47941506
Why would I want to visit either of these planets?
>>47941830
It sounds like foreplay isn't your thing.
>>47941336
>Rogue
>flaws: Endbringer target, S9 Recruit, Wanted: E88, Merchants, ABB
Scion shard, The candle
30 Points total
>Power: Genetics, Nanomachines , Son, Potion making
Ace: (Personal forcefield, Supernatural Bullets)
I will combine genetics and nanotechnology to offer upgrades for any hero/villain who is willing to pay for my services, perhaps I will even join Coil and backstab him later.
And I will have a nice secretary to keep me safe most of the time.
Of course some people will receive defect upgrades, programmed to fail and kill the user at the right time, all for the good of the world of course.
>>47941897
Ruled by oligarchy, mandatory gun ownership, everyone has pet bald eagles.
>>47941506
>>47941897
>>47941949
Satire!Earth.
One continent is being taken over by a xenophobic god-king, another has a small chunk decide to break itself off and paddle out into the ocean, and a third is a festering garbage heap with a sports arena being built on top of it.
>>47942065
And then there's Australia, we do not speak of it.
>>47942005
Don't forget the supreme court endorsed gay loving.
>>47942083
Its bedrock is shaped like an animal skull for a reason, and that reason is not erosion.
>>47941981
This. It's not like eating a dry crusty break while in front of a steak, it's pinning it under your fork and pressing on it with your knife so you can see the give and grain and how finely it's cooked. And when the glistening juices on it are running freely and your own mouth is salivating? By all means, eat it.
>>47942116
DELETE THIS
Ded
>>47941831
>>47941750
>>47941735
>>47941595
>>47941548
>>47942130
>>47941417
I get this strange feeling like the largest, or most vocal, userbase of cyoag can't think of anything but getting their dick wet. It's like you're seconds away from jacking off at all times.
I really don't understand this. It's probably me that's weird I get that. I can get imagining awesome powers, or living in a fantasy world, but having to imagine a girlfriend is just too much for me.
>>47941607
I have something similar to this.
But this idea, >>47941595 , and >>47941750
, pose a question: would you guys like me to describe the inhabitants of each planet? I originally wanted the player to decide how they looked but now I'm not so certain.
>>47941735
Already have that actually.
>>47941740
This is very helpful, thanks!
>>47941897
I'll uh. Try?
>>47941950
You probably don't. They're all optional.
>>47942444
I specifically didn't post the lewd planets to avoid this. I failed.
>>47942444
I honestly don't give a shit about waifu options because that feels unnatural as fuck, but choosing a setting that happens to contain some of my fetishes is something I do like.
Why don't you post a cyoa you consider toptier to illustrate your point?
>>47942482
>would you guys like me to describe the inhabitants of each planet? I originally wanted the player to decide how they looked but now I'm not so certain.
I'd suggest you do it when it feels necessary, but not otherwise.
>>47942444
Fantasies are just that
>Waifu CYOAs
Sexual Fantasies
>Superpower CYOAs
Power Fantasies, Pure Fantasies
>Secret Box CYOAs
Illusion of Choice, Sexual Fantasies
Coincidentally, the type of people who browse /cyoag/ aren't exactly in any relationship
>>47942500
>you consider toptier
as in, "power fantasy"/"fantasy world" rather than lewd/waifu cyoa?
This one has both (but I'd prefer more descriptive text, maybe a few images, too)
I just can't get into lewd cyoas at all. Even if it hits a fetish, which rarely happens, it's such an odd thing it does nothing to my dick.
>>47942444
>having to imagine a girlfriend is just too much for me
I'm pretty sure most of us are getting our dicks wet on the regular, memes aside. Being horny and "having to imagine a girlfriend" aren't really the same thing though, are they?
I mean, do you really think men stop thinking of sex or looking at porn once they have a girlfriend?
>>47942482
I'll be honest with you: sexually aggressive Elves and friendly monogamous Orcs just hit all my buttons.
However, more in general I think it's better to give us some idea of what each planet's inhabitants look like. You can leave it blank but the only anon who benefits from that is the one who wants a galactic loli empire. Details are good.How is Eden going btw?
>>47942444
It's just that ponos in vagoo is the lowest common denominator in /cyoag/. Few people actively dislike it, with a lot more being against homogeneity and too much of one type of it.
Thus, your standard lewd/waifu CYOA is the easiest way to get a bunch of (You)s with generally positive responses attached.
>>47942598
>I'm pretty sure most of us are getting our dicks wet on the regular, memes aside.
Go away, pseudo normie.
>>47942566
I just can't understand it. It does nothing to me. I feel nothing when I read a waifu cyoa, or a lewd cyoa.
>>47942598
then I guess it's the "perpetually horny" plus "a few lines about a girl being in love with you, and a picture is enough to get me in the mood" are the parts I can't comprehend.
>>47942628
>lowest common denominator
>Few people actively dislike it
This I can follow. So it's the easiest way to get responses, and only positive ones so long as you avoid mentioning fetishes that cyoag can't handle.
>>47942673
I agree. Most waifu cyoas do absolutely nothing for me.That's because I'm gay though. Are you?
>>47942569
That's a great one. Did Tunebuggy make it?
>>47942684
Reminds me of this.
>>47942684
I think the big explanation is I just can't see them as being a person. Like, descriptions are usually so generic
>she likes you a lot
>she likes all the things you like
>spoileranon claims I am. I'm not though...I felt nothing reading the shota/trap option in the cucking cyoa, and you can't prove differently.
>>47942703stoppremise sounds fun but google says there's only one chapter
>>47942755
Wait, are you denialanon? Any progress made with that guy?
>>47941336
>>47941357
>>47941387
0/30
>Path
Rogue
>Powers
Shard Administration
Lawgiver
>Follower
Farseer
>Shard
Abaddon
>Perks
Godslayer
>Flaws
Kidnapping
Wantedx2(ABB,Coil)
Trouble Magnet
We Know
S9 Recruit
>Gifts
The Candle
Greetings my name...is Faust. Would you like to make a deal?
I just wish I could afford Kingmaker as well, to perfect the idea of Faust.
>>47942783you can't prove anythingwhy would I make "progress" on anything?
>>47942673
>perpetually horny
You don't really know if it's perpetual or not, do you? I mean of the hundreds of people who come here, all it takes is one to be overtly lewd and it draws others to them like magnets and stokes their fire. It's how attraction and sexuality work, generally.But yes, I personally am more or less perpetually horny.
>a few lines about a girl being in love with you
I don't think anyone here is that much of a wordsmith, so you may be imagining that one.
>a picture is enough to get me in the mood
Looking at representations of hot women has been getting men hard for a long time, bro. And it's supposed to. Our ability to respond to symbols is kind of a big part of our cognitive awesomeness.
>>47942818
>not realising he's talking to a gay in denial
Some slutty anons let any bait bait them.
Why do faggots always have to talk about their faggotry? The last 10 threads have been ruined by them.
>>47942673
Something in you is messed up, and you should not reproduce for the good of your people.
What do you guys think about secretly overpowered companions who tag along with anon and play along with his "adventuring" because they think he's cute?
>>47942818
>it only takes one
fair enough
>spoiler
that sounds like ass. I never got that "teenage boys / men always want to fuck anything that even vaguely resembles a girl" meme.
>a picture is enough
I mean more "all it takes for you to whip out your cock and start stroking is a few words and a single picture". That's weird to me.
>>47942892
you really are desperate, huh? Your dating pool is that small?
>>47942933
DMPC/10
>>47942927
>all of their bras are the wrong size
The panty diamond on the middle one isn't skintone like the other ones either.
>>47942940
>all it takes for you to whip out your cock and start stroking is a few words and a single picture
It's called imagination. It's the same thing you use when you fantasise about us jerking off.
>>47942927
The one on the far right has no boob reflections so it must be a bra filled with oranges so he is actually a trap. Beautiful.
This thread sure is going places.
>>47942993
Perception: +15
>>47942755
>Kit is getting off on cheating and cucking now.
Holy fuck have you fell far. Whatever happened to your devotion to Bliss? Here you are talking about getting turned on by being cheated on by a trap with a shota.
>>47941750
>>47941787
>>47942622
This is amazing.
Is there more?
>>47942993
>boob reflections
What the heck am I reading?
>>47943037
Notice how the 4 other girls have that pink reflection on their books, but the 5 "girl" has them on her shoulders. That's because she's not a girl. Subtle hint by the author that the 5th one is different, that he is a trap.
>>47942993
>boob reflections
Those are called highlights, anon.
Take an art class.
is the person who made the "Planes of Iatro" magical realm still here? If you had to describe your realm in one line, what would it be?
>>47942993
Nah. She's the underdeveloped older sister of the one next to her, from what I remember.
>>47943034
>Is there more?Yes.
>>47943107
I think you mean perfectly developed.
>>47943119
Oh hey google image search actually worked...
Sorry for asking for spoon feeding anon.
>>47943179
welp...
Time to pick up that series again.
>>47943179
Looks like her bra in the previously posted image is just drawn weird, then.She's still less endowed than her sister, though.
>>47942892
Gays still understand sexual attraction, horniness, porn and symbolism, etc.
Maybe they just have an underperforming libido, that's a thing after all.
Anyway I have no hate for someone less virile than myself, just no need to feel ashamed for enjoying the female form as much as I do.
>>47943314
This anon is a lady killer
>>47943314
You sound like you're either a cheetos entombed neckbeard or a cool guy who gets laid on every party. There is no middle road.It's the cheetos one, right?
>>47943314
Thank you for not being weird like that other guy
>>47943362
I am judging you so hard right
>>47943094
>>47942993
her bra does just have a different, more sportly, form
fucking degenerate
>>47943028
but intelligence -20 and charisma -10
>>47943443
You expect me to not get emotionally invested and root for your happiness when you're basically living a tragic gay telenovella?I'll pray for you in silence then.
>>47943463
Enjoying your snakes and spiders today?
>>47943573
>root for your happiness
that wasn't the picture I got, not when you call me a "fucking idiot".What's your end-game here? Do you get off to corruption or something? Because you seem very invested in this for some reason.
>>47943536
>he doesn't like traps
>he thinks traps are too manly
>he feels emasculated in the presence of a trap
This is priceless. Do you happen to be a small guy?
>>47943651
I don't think I'm that guy after all. I'm the one calling you denialanon and feeling bad for you. This isn't a blog though so I'm going to shut up now.Be sure to let us now once you decide to come clean to him and tell us how it went.
>>47943179
s-source?
>>47943687
What's your fetish called? The one where you want to fuck a straight guy until he's gay?
>>47942940
>all it takes for you to whip out your cock and start stroking is a few words and a single picture
All it takes is free time, the will OR the mood, and healthy equipment. Who needs text or pictures, honestly.
>>47943254
It looks like a training bra, so it doesn't have any support.
>>47943768
Shinmai Maou no Testament
>>47943851
Is that a real fetish cause it soundskind of hot, like a mindbreak manga except the one being mindbroken is the straight guy?
>>47943915
I'm sure it is.Only times I've heard it mentioned, the guy/girl is extra fucked in the head. They get off to breaking someone's sexuality, then dumping them.
Basically, they get off on "turning" a straight person, for whatever fucked up reason.
Some kind of dominance and corruption thing?
>>47943655
>This is priceless. Do you happen to be a small guy?
im 1,97m
my cock is legit 20,4cm long
>he thinks traps are too manly
of course traps are too manly - they have a cock
>he feels emasculated in the presence of a trap
faggots cant emasculate anybody but other faggots
>>47942993
it's because her bra covers all of what little cleavage she has so there are no curves for a highlight to be on.
>>47943915anon please don't stop responding, I'mnot lonely or anything, I totally just get off on fighting with internet people and digging a hole I can't get out of
>>47943882
>It looks like a training bra, so it doesn't have any support.
In the frame that matches the previously posted pic, the white bit with the ribbon looks separate from the white bit with the straps, and the bit on the left (her right) makes it look like said parts are separate (disconnected with some manner of gap between), and that the white bit with the straps is against a flat chest.
>>47943199
That's impressive that he can slam is fucking face into the earth without bending his knees and do it over and over and over.
>>47943332
More like tissue box killer. the Fapinator.
>>47944024
20.4mm isn't anything to brag about...kinda feel sorry for you.
Has anyone got the beastmaster CYOA?
Anyone wanna complete it with me?
>>47944171
>>47944160
>20,4cm
>20.4mm
rly?
its not even bait at this point
>>47944171
Looks pretty complete to me
>>47944203
I mean... chargen.
>>47944179
Humm i must have been thinking of the one where your a ranger... and beastmaster is an option, but basically all rangers get a beast.
Sorry for my inaccuracy.
>>47943915
anon please respond.
>>47941336
I'm going somewhere between villain and rogue, for my path. I don't intend to actively do evil, but neither do I intend to put much stock in laws. I'll try to be a rogue as long as possible, but will probably eventually be deemed a villain.
Powers:
Royal Demesne. Basically a paradise for me and whoever I invite. I'm assuming it should say that I can't directly effect things from outside, but I can make and eat food there, and can impede people with walls and etc.
>>47941357
No followers.
>>47941387
I'll have to take Scion. I don't like paying in blood and tears, and I don't like being drawn to conflict, but it is what it is.
>>47941387
If I had a couple more points that would be nice, but I don't dig the downsides. Although my existing power is nice for avoiding trouble in the birdcage, so I'll take that.
That allows me access to Probability Manipulation, if I get fast enough at that, I'll be almost untouchable. Lawgiver lets me control even the people in my realm, and out of it. Finally, I'll take Presence.
I'm a bit fragile, but I know what's around me and control it. I'll be the true king of my kingdom and can exert my influence on Earth too.
>>47944179
Its this one, so if you find it let me know.
trollface.jpg
>>47944249
>>47944345
>>47944260
I'm too busy fapping. Shut up. I had no idea there existed such glorious variations on humiliation porn. Most of it is filthy cuckold shit thoughbut I like the rare cuckold porn where the bull and cuckee fall in love and leave that filthy slut to rot.
>>47944379
>spoiler
that's.... incredibly weird and specific.Stop masturbating and talk to me. I clearly need it.
>>47944379
>>47944440
>>47944485
hey SDA you really love posting your portrait don't you?. bet you take duckfaced selfies for facebook too.
>>47944518
SDA is actually fish Watagasuhime.
>>47944440
Nothing fancy. Usually the slut girl asks her bull to rape or hatefuck her boyfriend so she can completely humiliate him. But the Bull and cuckee slowly discover the chemistry between them, and usually the Bull starts developing feelings first which leads to a small sexual identity crisis. They always end up together, in a loving monogamous relationship, and the slut that organized all of it is left alone and humiliated. Happy end. It's the only kind of cuckold porn I can tolerate.
>>47944485
Don't pretend you're not into the nastiest shit, Sodomizing Degenerate Anon.
>>47944544
That... that sounds romantic. Does the straight version of that exist?
>>47943332
>>47943443
Esteem and thanks? Not the kind of responses I expected, maybe my sarcasm detector is broken.
>>47943368
>>47944125
That's more like it.Though I don't ever use tissues after masturbating, ironically. I prefer a clean, wet washcloth and a towel.
>>47944544
yeah...... that's weird as fuck.
But hey, whatever gets you off!
>>47944580response number two is definitely not sarcasm, but I don't know about the rest
>>47944602
>I prefer a clean, wet washcloth and a towel
Holy hell, what kinds of loads are we talking here?
>>47944778
>>47944762
Autism
>>47944604
>yeah...... that's weird as fuck.
Is it really that weird? The cuckee gets a loving partner and is freed from his abusive wife/girlfriend, the bull stops wrecking up relationships and falls in love, and the slut gets her comeuppance. It's cuckolding with the happiest ending.
Imagine it as a girl bringing in another girl to humiliate her boyfriend and lez out, but the second girl and the boyfriend fall in love instead and end up together while the cheating girl has no one.
>>47944641
It varies.I normally shoot 3-4 tsp, though I've hit the extremes as well,all the way from having no ejaculate at all to my personal record of 1/3 cup.
I really just prefer the sensation, and how much cleaner it feels than tissue paper. Though I guess tissues would get expensive.
>>47944798
yes, anon, it's weird as fuck.
>Imagine it as a girl bringing in another girl to humiliate her boyfriend and lez out,
I can't. I can't imagine something that only a broken person could do. Why would the extra girl fall for the guy, when she's banging the girlfriend?
>>47941506
>Also I do want to hear some ideas for planets that you anons might want in here.
Gor.
>>47942444
>I can get imagining awesome powers, or living in a fantasy world, but having to imagine a girlfriend is just too much for me.
Can you get imagining being a slutty girl taking miles of dick?
>>47942482
>lewd planets
>planets
But seriously why not give each planet its own way to optionally be lewd, as a choice in itself or as a possible use of a choice?
>>47941750
>I don't really think a girl oughta be saying that kinda stuff.
Isn't that sexist?
>>47944949
No, he is an upright orc of character.
>>47944920
Huh, imagine? You mean tuesday?
>>47944920
>Can you get imagining being a slutty girl taking miles of dick?........yes?
>>47944964
Now you're just taunting me!
>>47944965
Here's the /tg/ I know.
>>47944920
Now that would be a life goal. You'd have to measure each guy you fuck and you'd have to reach 1 mile of dick before you turn into an undesirable cavernous pitbeast.
>>47945014
don't mind >>47944964, he's a slutwhat's wrong with wanting to be a girl who blue-balls all the guys?
>>47945038
I mean, nothing in theory.
Just isn't a mindset I can relate to and rather mean spirited to boot.
>>47944544
What about this kind?
>>47944587
It would have to have some kind of homosexual relationship to end up straight at the end, whether that be slut+MC or slut+bull.
>>47944891
>Gor.
Hi there Second Life, not dead yet I see. And branching out! Good for you.
>>47945033
Just average it.
>>47945038
You take less dick for a start.
>>47945058
That guys is my fucking hero.
A true man among men.
>>47945058
What about having him become a trap and form a harem with the slut?
>>47945057
it's not mean, anon, they use me forfap fuel. See? Everyone's happy!I get to know I'm hot, they get to blow their load all over.
>>47945063
true. You only need one guy's dick, after all. Sluts are disgusting.
>>47944949
Wrong site for you.
>>47945110
You can't earn as much taking dick from one guy as you can taking from many.
>>47945063
>just average it
>implying I would settle for average dicks
If I'm going to slut it up, I'm going to do it properly. No <7" penis enters my luscious garden. Comparing is also fun!
>>47945062
I learned everything I know about Gor from 4chan.
>>47945101
>>47945130
>earn
?
You talking about prostitution? Why would you want to do that?
>>47945130
Not true. You just need to find the right sucker;-;.
So I've got (what I think is) a great idea for a a CYOA, but I don't have photoshop, any editing skills, don't know how to find good images for stuff, and don't know how to format things well. Aside from that, I know exactly what I want to put in the CYOA. Any advice?
>>47945169
The secret to success in life is to find a way to get paid to do what you love.
>>47945188
Use MS Paint and create an abomination.
I compiled some Magical Realms with one-line descriptions for a dimension-hopping CYOA I'm working on.
I haven't quite worked my way through the google doc yet, but I want to stop once I hit 25 realms. Is there any realm I have not included which I should include? Maybe you want your own realm included, or there was one you liked.
http://pastebin.com/jq57BXws
>>47945188
Pray to the eldritch gods and give birth to an abomination which may or may not have photoshop skills.
>>47945188
This >>47945200 or just go text-based.
Or, get and start learning photoshop. The earlier you start, the better. I find CYOAs as a great medium to start learning photoshop too, so it's a good opportunity.
>>47945190
are you saying I can get paid to be someone's lovingwife?except I'm not a girl?
>>47945224
Shouldn't you be working on your cyoa?
>>47945241
That's called being a housewife, anon.
However, you can't really love that because you've never done it. And never will.
>>47945188
yes, you coul-
>>47945200
*tears*.
yes you could use danbooru for anime image or deviantart (bleh) or try and talk to SDA for fancy art from the artists he knows and online tutorial for photoshop. also, SDA and a i think a few others have personal photoshop tutorials. SDA even made a gif once of his.
Also, no update's to announce to monster boy cyoa at this time. Still learning photoshop.
>>47945058
Man I can never figure out that ehentai bullshit. Do you know the name of the comic?
>>47944345
>>47944359
Wild Hunter
Staff of Power
Amulet
Greatcloak - Enchantment of Strength
Shapeshifting - Giant Eagle, Elephant, Otter
Dark Pursuit
Healing Vapours
Wolves
Bear
The journey is a lonely one, but also peaceful.
>>47945255
>Working on my CYOA
Yeah no, when I get home every day I'm too exhausted to even think about it. I've been working really long hours and I basically spend my entire weekends sleeping.
I promise you thatif I don't get hired after my contract ends in September,then I will shit out all of the CYOAs I have planned at the end of the year. I have way too many projects that have accumulated over time, and I'm excited to eventually get to their end products, but that's not going to happen any time soon.
>>47945267
Most of those artists he knows are on DA. The links in the pastebin have plenty of image resources if people just, you know, read the pastebin.
>>47945260
>However, you can't really love that because you've never done it. And never will.
It's Friday, and you're busy destroying my dreams.
I hope you're happy with yourself. No one else is.
>>47945268
[C87] Lovely Sad Panda! by AILUROPODA circle
>>47945349
Okay, I'll just pray for you to get fired then.
>>47945058
this is the best reaction to being cucked I have ever seen, I salute you sir!
>>47945187
Look, I'm sorry if you've been suckered, but you really don't have as much dosh as all the available men in the world combined. Simple math says they're the real goldmine.
>>47945399
Sometimes I feel like becoming a NEET again, but yeah, it's not really worth it.
That said, I might decline the refresh depending on how my final year at school looks. If it's too jacked up with bullshit, I might not work those semesters. If that's the case, then I would also probably have time to CYOA.
>>47945410
>being a slut
>>47945480
Couldn't you have found a rich older woman and become her lesbian fuckgirl, then you could've made cyoas in between doing the housework. Should I pray for that instead?
>>47941348
Posthuman researcher, someone who believes human biology is a total fucking failure and is trying to redo things from the ground up. Too extreme for bio, but a nice person altogether.
(Image from "Pre human, Posthuman, Inhuman" performed 2011)
>>47945526
I am a strong, independent woman.
>>47945241
Yes, your payment is your keep.Can you pass?
>>47945616
Woa, that is one fine looking piece 2D woman.
Where's the CYOA where I can make her my personalgentle love making and cuddlesreceptacle?
>>47945627i... I hope so?I am not confident in my abilities though. I don't have much....experience
>>47945401
It's a true story too.
>>47945783
good. that is all I have to say.
>>47945677One CYOA I want to do in the future is a waifu CYOA involving office lady cakes.
>>47941348
Amelia Swallowtail, young girl with an impressive talent for autotransformative biokinesis (self-shapeshifting magic). Yet not only has she supressed what she originally looked like, but she has also learned that there is no such thing as the absolute most beautiful female form. This has left her a deeply insecure mess who is constantly changing her appearance to current fashion trends and is easily manipulated. Tell her black hair is in style and you can be certain that she will change her hair colour to black.
Her magic could theoretically make her incredibly versatile but her refusal to take "ugly" forms limits her usefulness. She is in dire need of a good psychiatrist.I was going to build this character properly but this will have to do for now. She sounded more interesting in my head though.
>>47945719I'm so sorry anon.
>>47945830
I shall eagerly await it's arrival!
>>47945855It's okay, you've done nothing wrong
I'll just live my life never being able to do what I want. Just like how I feel when I read a cyoa.
>>47941348
A beatnik of some kind.
I spent the last three days trying to figure out the right origin or build, but I just can't figure out one that works. Preferably some kind of dark wizard who speaks in nigh unintelligible beat slang with a light sprinkling of jive talk and speaking in tongues. You're not sure where one starts and the other begins. Black turtleneck mandatory, human form optional.
WHYSOMANYSPOILERS?
>>47945991iktf, anon, I truly ktf.
>>47946009
Because who wants to hear anons crying over never gettingto be sexy girlslike in our CYOAs?
>>47946014
>>47946044
>>47946027
life is pain, then you die andcease to exist
>>47946076
Maybe science will make us all immortal and give us fit new bodies!like in the CYOAs!
>>47946076
>cease to exist
Bitch you ever even The Lion King?
"When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass." -Mufasa
Consciousness existing in some form after death isn't anything we can know for sure, but you sure as shit don't just cease to be.
Just turn into Antelope food.
>>47946104
anon, sometimes dreams are nice.and sometimes they will only destroy all hope, leaving you dead inside.
>>47946139
People don't bind their identity up in their atoms, anon.
>>47946139
>Consciousness existing in some form after death isn't anything we can know for sure
Just like teapots on Mars then.
>>47946163
>funny
but I agree
>>47946163
We need a slutty girl CYOA where your father is one of the husbando choices.
>>47946158
Identity, shmidenty.
Your body's just as much a part of you as anything else.
Besides, if you don't want to cease to be, make something that withstand the test of time or find a way to really touch people's lives.
May not make you immortal, but so long as you're remembered, at least some part of you will continue to endure in the lives of others even after you're gone.
Course that's just my thoughts on the matter.
You're welcome to tear them to shreds if you feel it'll add something to your short, depressing life, anon.
>>47946076I wish I could forget the eternal chain, the exodus of form, the collapse of the lungs, and darkness, peace, but not for long, never for long. I wish oblivion were a truth we could all face, but for some we remain burdened by the numberless fallen.
>>47946154But without the dream, how can I have hope?
>>47945188
Torrent photoshop or Fireworks (actually more intuitive for basic stuff, still powerful enough for anything you'd do in a CYOA) and throw shit together. Use google to find images that are good enough. You'll be fine.
>>47946187
I'd rather have one where you can a waifu and her mom as choices.
My fetish "special family bonding time" is decidedly under catered to.
>>47946252you can't, anon.
Do what I do. Give up. Realize you won't be happy, can't be happy.Let your dreams be dreams
>>47946229
You have to be able to think to continue to be, being remembered is meaningless as far as I'm concerned.
>>47946229
>make something that withstand the test of time or find a way to really touch people's lives.
Yes, names like Hitler and Stalin will never be forgotten.
>>47946277
probably because you won't make the cyoa?
>>47946104
>>47946154
>>47946235
>>47946303
This thread is starting to bum me out.
Anon, you need go take your anti-depressants.
Have stupidly happy little waifu CYOA.
>>47946286>Give up.
;_;
>>47946326
Fuck off.
I'll get to it once I get tired of making Traveller builds.So maybe in a month or so.
>>47946277
>not bonding with your step-mom over your shared love of her husband
>>47946346Angels it's okay, one day... one day we'll be happyProbably not, but... Learn to enjoy the small things. At least you have boobs?
>>47946324
Yes and neither will name's like Shakespeare, Einstein, Steinbeck, Hemmingway, DaVinci ect.
>>47946378
>>47946396
>DaVinci
can't paint
>>47946339
Where's page 2?
>>47946411
Fine thencucking her instead.
>>47946277
That picture is cuteness overload.
>>47946411
>>47946437
and as a girl so not homosexual
>>47946432
If there was one, I didn't snag it when it was posted.
Sorry Anon.
>>47946384>At least you have boobs?
I'm a boy that's the whole problem!
>>47941336
>Lawgiver
"Nobody move! This is a robbery!"
Easy-peasy bank robberies until I have enough money to resettle somewhere nice and out of the way. Don't even need any other powers.
>>47946506
ah, I assumed.
My advice remains the same:Realize you're in for 60+ years of pain and misery.
Done work for the week, now I can finish up my remake of Crown Quest set in the Empire CYOA universe.
What did people like and dislike about the marriage options?
>>47946672
I don't know, I never saw it.
Post the current one and I'll happily ya feedback.
>>47941348
Oh boy. Time to get some shit done. Answer me these questions three:
>How abusable is Runecraft? Can I store spells in it? Divination, antimagic, kinetic enhancement...what's the limits? Can it be applied to technological things? Would runes printed in e-ink work? LCD? Just an ordinary electronic display?
>How much customization can I get for a basic weapon? Does a plasma blade have to be a lightsaber, or can it be an ordinary sword with the ability to create a very sharp, high-energy forcefield around itself? Would I have to buy a Custom Weapon for that?
>By mounting a display on a modified plasma blade and taking that one perk that gives you basic telekinesis and visions that get better if you train,can I unleash the Monado's power?
>>47946716
On the phone atm, can't post until I get home.
>>47946741
>"Answer me these questions three"
>posts ten questions
>>47946672
I liked using the spells to get around their personalities.
>>47946741
Traveller runs on rule of cool and infinite possibility, just do shit and Highlander will sort out advanced forms of autism later.
>>47946672
i remember that half the board was anal about the fact that you couldn;t be gay/lesbainI didn't care about that part but i found empire quest romance options terrible, you had like 40 adventure companions compared to 6 romance options
>>47946763
Is this it?
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B03PxmupuDVLZm1CcVV6U3JEQmM&tid=0B03PxmupuDVLN1lNdjFxdlN3SVE
>>47946780
Underpromised, overdelivered. Like a good lover.
>>47946882
Yep.
>>47946859
>Half
One guy was flipping out.
>>47946672
>>47946859
>>47947017
It was a few people. Props to Odrion for not caving into tumblr spergs
>>47946473
This is comfy as fuck
>>47935034
Such a nice thing to find when my power finally comes back on after a day without!
>>47938686
poor Kit-Kat...
>>47935301
If you want to communicate, we could always put that IRC to use & not clunk up a thread. I'm not opposed to it. If I'm not on it, you can just ask me to log in via a thread post.
My illness gone & my power restored, I might try makin' somethin' soon... Maybe... I'd mention a couple of ideas I thought about implementing, but I don't want to make promises (or even idle mentions) of things I might not keep.
>>47946473
Comfy yes, but there's not much about what the girls are actually like.
It's all a paragraph about their holiday, a paragraph about some kind of gift you get, and maybe some personality or -more usually- some interests sprinkled in.
