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Previous Thread: >>47836704
Does anyone else that big guys are more important/better in league formats than in open match making?
In a league you can roster and cut a big guy depending on your opponent so it is more tv independent and it helps protect your squad from attrition to have one
IMO merc big guys shouldn't cost the extra 40k or what ever to hire for a match
>Stunty playoffs are nearing conclusion
More like they're done.
>>47935386
These are great. Who makes them?
>>47935463
>you fucked up and tried to score with an ogre instead of gnoblar and didnt get into the play offs.
fucking suffering for 3 weeks now.
>turned 21
>Total Warhammer
>bb coming back
>England Free
>Trump winning seems immanent
What a wonderful year 2016 is
>>47935386
oooh those nips on that minotaur
Reminder that, if for some reason, you still have yet to apply, today is the last day of signups.
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=10178
Finally got round to updating stunty with a proper description. Records, obituary and winners page are all up. Slightly updated the logo.
And regular flings and gobbos are added to the roster since that's actually possible now. Goblins still have the regular secret weapon rule instead of the stunty one, though.
>local Brit and Bloodbowl league manager found dead due to alcoholism after Brexit vote
Season 4?NEEEEVEEEEER
>>47937904
looks nice lad
WE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
GOD SAVE THE FUCKING QUEENTeared up a little bit when Farage gave his victory speech.
>>47938049
Soon. After work.Any Rookies want to sign up so I can bully a more experienced Rookie into playing Vets?
>>47938630
>Teared up a little bit when Farage gave his victory speech.
sorry but I don't get how anyone can be happy that the UK leaves the EU.
>>47939032
Plenty of time for regret later. Hopefully after I order a bunch of british minis at like 40% off.
>>47939032
/pol/goers
>>47939032
The same way people can think that Trump is honest and trustworthy.
>>47939032
Well the majority of the polling electorate voted Leave so that's 17,410,742 of us. Not just nutters.
Personally, let's be real, it is going to be a complete shitshow in the short term. But long term, we have unchained ourselves from a stagnating Eurozone which comes with the burden of unrestricted immigration. In the fullness of time I think it will be the right decision.
>>47937904
>you picked nonmeme colors
THANK YOU, regular league page without eyesore memecolors when
>>47939318
Fuck knows why, making the diarrhea brown colour the same as the standard light brown background might be an idea.
>>47939332
I suggested this when it was just made and whoever is in charge of colors picked diarrhea instead of fumbbl's background color
>>47938630
But in Britbong Mad Max land, you aren't ever going to work again.
>>47937904
First time I;ve had a guy on the Records page.
>In 3 seaseons
>He's only on qualifiers only.
Mauled you did it. I'don't sing God save the queen, but I don't recognize the authority or gods or monarchs
>>47935473
I was trying to find that out too. I love the ogre
>>47939193
Trump might not be honest. But hillary says she will take my guns and she accepts money from wall Street and dozens of countries that execute gays, stone rape victims, and treat women as slaves.
Also she is corrupt as fuck and if out legal system had any justice she would have been convicted for at least half a dozen crimes stretching back to the 90s
>>47939318
I actually really like how purple and green go together
>>47939749
It's funny how Trump supports say Hillary is crooked for all the made up conspiracy theory stuff, but the trust fund baby actually in court for fraud is there hero.
But keep your fucking politics out of my BB thread.
>>47939757
You would.
>>47939893
>conspiracy theory stuff
We literally have copies of her email where she talks about doing shady shit. She there is evidence showing she improperly sent people classified shit, didn't store her emails right, deleted a ton, and put a donor in a high ranking government position
The only "conspiracy stuff" was the one guy stealing/destroying documents during white water and then being pardoned. Which is a fact that happened. And the events surrounding 9/11/2012.
Also we know who her donors are and we know how much money she is getting from big banks and rich Arab oil money
well?
>yfw Mauled is still shit posting
>>>/pol/78523014
>>47939244
well you can say goodbye to Scotland now
>>47940463
Honestly not me. Seen a few threads like that though.
>>47940744
Nats will lose again, book it.
>>47940901
Well fuck you, i already made a bet that you will not leave EU but advance from group from the first place. You failed me twofold.
>>47940901
Give us the update its friday.
>>47939032
>>47939193
People are fucking tired of Big Governments Aluakbars and Transbeasts ruining their nation
Whats wrong with being proud to be English? Proud to be an American?
>>47941353
>Whats wrong with being proud to be English? Proud to be an American?
"Die wohlfeilste Art des Stolzes hingegen ist der Nationalstolz. Denn er verrät in dem damit Behafteten den Mangel an individuellen Eigenschaften, auf die er stolz sein könnte, indem er sonst nicht zu dem greifen würde, was er mit so vielen Millionen teilt. Wer bedeutende persönliche Vorzüge besitzt, wird vielmehr die Fehler seiner eigenen Nation, da er sie beständig vor Augen hat, am deutlichsten erkennen. Aber jeder erbärmliche Tropf, der nichts in der Welt hat, darauf er stolz sein könnte, ergreift das letzte Mittel, auf die Nation, der er gerade angehört, stolz zu sein. Hieran erholt er sich und ist nun dankbarlich bereit, alle Fehler und Torheiten, die ihr eigen sind, mit Händen und Füßen zu verteidigen."
The worst kind of proudness is to be proud of being part of a country. The person who exhibits that kind of proudness proudly exclaims that he lacks any kind of individual ability that he could be proud of. Or else he wouldn't be proud of something he shares with millions. Those who posses Individual abilities will see the problems and mistakes of their countries because they are constantly reminded of them in anything they do. But those who cannot be proud of anything else will always try to be proud of his nation with all of their mistakes and folishness and ready to defend it with everything their got.
Arthur Schopenhauer
>>47941869
>>47941869
Get fucked Kraut. Nationalism has gotten more shit done then any other force save perhaps organized Christian religion.
>>47941869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MktlfjFb3j0
>>47941869
>Germans talking about too much pride
Obviously
>>47941954
>Nationalism has gotten more shit done then any other force
It killed an awful a lot of people, yes. It also destroyed the world trade center. But nothing was ever achieved by people being proud of their nation.
Also America did nearly nothing in both world wars. And the only reason you didn't start a genocide in your country was because Germany cut you to the chase.
>>47941869
>>47941994
wisdom
>>47942355
>Religious Fanaticism = Nationalism
>>47942370
>he fell for the muslims did 9/11 meme
>>47942414
>he fell for the Illuminate not doing it
>>47942370
religion isn't the only reason people from the middle east/south central asia commit acts of terrorism
but it's very easy for retards to exclusively think of religion, and for politicians to abuse these retards to get their own agendas done
Can all these people go to the board that is for politics.
Can you /pol/ idiots fuck off already?
It was already hard to read you shitters' stupid opinions and e-stats on blood bowl but this politics talk is unbearable.
>>47935386
>>47935473
>>47939726
gaspez arts bros
gaspez-arts.com/chaos-football/minontauro-minontauro-mutato.html
>>47942609
Damn, no humans to go with the dope ogre
Right, just to prevent you lot going full Deus Vult:
/tg/ League IV will open in an hour or so.Does anyone actually know if Swiss can handle odd teams or will I have to put a rollover filler team in
>>47942711
So, how many rounds of swiss are we doing mauled?
>>47942718
All of them.
>>47942718
6, same as usual
>>47942711
Do you need me to play a dummy team in the Vets again?
>>47942732
Awww.
>>47942711
my guess is probably not, so we'll need a rollover team
>>47942746
Yes please, PM me
>>47942711
Can't you get someone from rookies to play a team in vets as well? Ex: me
>>47942765
And then the rookies are odd-numbered. Baaaka.
>>47942765
>Letting someone play 2 teams at once seriously
>>47942775
Stop that, also they meant 2 different teams.
>>47942777
I've done it before. The Vets team would be out of the running for Playoff even if they won a spot.
>>47942777
Nah, last time I rolled a dice and LogicsFate had to make a 1000TV pro elf Filler team.
Rolled 1 (1d25)
>>47942824
>>47942816
>>47942824
That's what I mean. Making a filler team is fine, but playing 2 teams with the intent to win is shitpost.
>>47942845
Have fun with Hobgoblins with Dodge.
>>47942845
Amazons!
>>47942845
Mauled hates me and I hate him.
>>47942873
TEAM MADE LEAGUE GO NOW
Can we get a final listing if the season opens today?
>>47942893
Well that was fast. I hope I get you week 1.
>>47942861
I for one love Hobgoblins with dodge.I did try, but couldn't show tits on Christian Fumbbl, most of them weren't even lewd.
>>47942904
Stop.
Happy in independence day England!
Who makes that human team in the thread pick?
>>47942953
Stop what?
>>47942893
Lostworld Eschers have enter the league. Remember due to deep seeded patriarchy values you are all rapists. Any blocks will be considered assault, and and rolled pows will be reported to your local police as attempted rape, and possibly real rape if you break armor.
Eyes up here, you Cis mysoscum.
>>47943183
Asking for the same pointless shit every thread.
>>47943201
Well, i think i should finally work on my pitch too
seasonal reminder if you want to know when all matches start with a link to spectate them right away, join the IRC channel and meet BloodBot (and a bunch of nerds)
bloodbot is usually only on at yuro hours though, so nonyuros be aware
also, to lazy people like me who are too lazy to type spectator commands on FUMBBL, here's a little something for you bustas, pic related
>exe
https://a.pomf.cat/desoph.exe
>source code (autohotkey)
https://a.pomf.cat/dbnkyc.ahk
It should be free of memebugs but as always let me know if there's anything wrong
Final list.
>>47943357
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
>>47943357
I AM READY! HOW READY? FOUR OGRES READY!
>>47943357
Crab avoided his 4th (FOURTH) season in a row without winning I see
IT BEGINS
>>47943490
That's not 6ogres ready
Im ready to fail yet again
[HAPPENING KLAXON]
AND DON'T FORGET TO USE THE FUCKING SCHEDULER
>two of the three biggest vet teams get matched against Goblins for first round
RIP, and who's ready for ONR vs. Quickslithers grudge finals?
>>47943587
>Literally fighting a wall for my first match.
NEVER LOSE HOPE WE LIVE BY THE ART OF WAR.
>>47943587
>Grudge round 2.
>Please complete all your games, otherwise I will literally fucking eviscerate you.
What did he mean by this?
>>47943580
No matches scheduled... wtf people. Get off your asses.
>>47943652
no drops
>>47943652
Mauled can use actual murder as a punishment now that he isn't bound by pesky eu human rights laws.
Kicking the league off with a bang
One Night Rack
vs
Gourmand's Delicatessen
At 23:00 server time (that's in an hour)
>>47943155
fuck youuu
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/willy-miniatures/willy-miniatures-fantasy-football-human-team
>>47943227
>tfw first round vs Mauled
>>47943838
And after this match, Tryhard Nerds vs Funny Team Name, which should be around 00:30 server time give or take
the vermintide begins soon
EddyDantes (IRA guy) and Sindrii (Your local beer provider)
Are you still with us?
>>47944237
heh.... you rats think you can take on humans.... heh... good luck...kid...
>>47944271
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAN-THINGS GET OUT GET OUT
Should I get him? I have exactly 320K petty cash vs Mauled
>>47944292
Yes. Griff is so fucking good
>>47944264
He hasn't signed into fumbbl for a while but I'm pretty sure I saw Eddydantes posting about his team in the last thread.
>>47944292
>Mauled STILL didn't cut the Troll
>>47943580
>my gobbos agaisnt champs
Sweet merciful Allah
>Three worst teams against the three best teams in vets
rigged
>>47944292
Absolutely, Griff's a monster.
>>47943357
Got 430 gold to spend
280 after bribes
What do I get to have a prayer with my goblins
>>47943838
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=865257
>>47944264
Yeah still hear and raring to go
>>47944617
Ripper is 270K mate
Or morg is 430
>>47944637
Ripper it is
>turn 3 touchdown
Either goblins somehow managed to pressure a score, or Tooby plans to get as much as he can out of that game.
Anyone want to clue a wage slave in?
>>47944816
Tooby wants to make up for the SPP he missed in Season 3 in one match.
>>47944816
Why would you ever not want to score against goblins?
B L I T Z
21:00 Server time Tuesday
Watch Ayylmaos Cinderella story against the S1 champsNo not really, he's fucking doomed, but there might be some explosions and fouls. Fuck you Mauled you sold me down the river again
5-0 in favor of ONR. That is really all I can say about it.
5-0 to ONR.
Some Goblins surprisingly managed to survive.
So who gunna upload the match to pornhub?
https://youtu.be/ExQQxv1D1ns
the nerd tide is about to begin
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=865285
Funny Team Name vs Tryhard Nerds
>he fell for the wrestle ghoul meme
Though I don't think it matters for necro as much as for undead
>>47945378
I want something not boring. Also there's a majority of bash teams so maybe that'll help someday. Will probably end up never using the ghoul as a sacker since he's not going to be the priority person to blitz with, obviously.
>>47945364
inb4 Crab kills Crab
yo threepac i fixed your logo
>>47945436
I think it might just be a problem with undead because you don't want a ball carrier with wrestle and ghouls die all the time so if your main ghoul dies it sucks to only have the wrestle one
>>47945472
thanks man
Fucking sas, I don't know what is better, using the apo on yourself, the constant blitzes, or leaving the gutters out to dry so you can protect the thrower
Hello Blood Bowl Fans!
Tryhard Nerds(sasasing) Skaven vs Funny Team Name(Threepac) Human
I'm here at the inaugural game of the rookie league and the name of the game is "Gotta Go Fast". What was looking to be an exciting Game 1 turned into crushing rat infested win for the Skaven Team, who got not 1 but two blitzed off in the first half, and threw away a third potential goal as newcomer threepac delivered the ball to him on a silver platter(with cheese).
The second half devolved into a messy scrum which the reporter was too busy to actually watch. Rats win.
I'M BACK BABY and invested in the Rookie League this season. No promises but this is going to be the best season of /tg/ league BB ever!
>>47946002
man the games not even over yet FUCK URSELF
Funny Team Name vs Tryhard Nerds ends 0-3 in favor of Tryhard Nerds
>when you're too dumb and play like shit
Papa Nurgle and Monkey Business just starting now!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=865297
>>47946132
you played good mate that's why you beat my candy ass..... but next time we meet.... ur goin down...
>>47946143
nah you played way better than me but those 2 blitzes were bullshit, I hope you get better luck on your next games... man-thing....
>>47946041
Zzzz, friends came over and I am not bothering with a replay, no miraculous come back was coming. Rats Win.
>>47946002
Hello Tendril
Monkeys won 2-0
>>47947075
I was fine until I tried to score with the warrior, then nuffle began to punish me for my hubris
So tell me /bbg/ what is the purpose of the rat ogre and should either of the rookie rat teams have taken him/try to save up to take him now?
>>47947815
Bash power. Not every Skaven team needs one, and no. If you don't start with a Rat Ogre, don't buy one. They are better at lower TV before Mighty Blow is a major thing beacause av8.
>>47947815
They provide bash for a team without weapons. But as soon as the blitzes become killers the are a waste of tv.
Never really needed, but ok a low tv, worthless bloat at high tv.
>>47947815
They give you strength and killing power. The problem with them is the older the team gets the worse they get, because eventaully you can just win games with only your gutter runners and he's just taking up tv. If you really want one you can get it early and sell it as you start advancing in tv, or just keep it if you don't really care about being supre optimal
>>47947846
>>47948016
>>47948163
So would you say the best skaven starting roster is
>1 Rat Ogre
>2 Blitzers
>3 Gutter Runners
>6 Lineman
>3 Rerolls
Or
>2 Blitzers
>4 Gutter Runners
>1 Thrower
>4 Lineman
>3 Rerolls
>1 Apothecary
Basically for a rookie skaven team is the Rogre with a gutter, apo, and thrower?
>>47948163
>>47948016
Would a rat ogre who rolled doubles be worth?
>>47948245
Dat claw pomb killer
>>47948235
The second one is better.
Would you go guard/stand firm like you would on a normal big guy or would you go juggs/pilin' on for the rogre?
Claw or Block for the double?
>>47948235
Honestly either of them are fine rosters. First one is good because it lets you hold the line easier as a skaven team with the ogre, but the second one has more gutter runners which means more chance of mvp on them. It's pretty much down to personal preference I think
>>47948245
Probably yeah. It's good if you get block as a first skill because it means you don't waste a skill on juggernaut. If the rogre gets 2 doubles he becomes a monster with block+claw
Are rats the only team without a meme saw?
>>47948338
They get a ball and chain which is honestly more fun
>>47948338
Elves don't get saws
>>47948280
Juggernaut if you don't have block, then guard/standfirm. The tail is really good, and you probably don't want your rogre on the floor where he can get fouled cause you piled on. You can make a stormvermin into a cpomber if you roll a double.
>>47948265
>>47948308
In general how many times are you going to replace a gutter anyway? Plus gutters really only matter if they roll a stat up (maybe if they got 2 dubs and you took big hand and 2 heads)
>>47948390
So the Mino and the snow troll are the only 2 big guys you want to turn into pombers, claw or otherwise
>>47948395
Its more about having multiple really good runners.
>>47948395
Gutter runners can live for quite a while if you don't play like a madman and just leave them unprotected. That's what linerats are for, just screen for the runners.
>>47948416
No, both mino and snow troll have wild animal and av 8. You don't want them lying on the floor being useless and foulable. Piling on with big guys is not worth it
>>47948416
Honestly you probably shouldn't pile on with any big guy, they do their job best when they can just be a roadblock and keep getting 2dblocks on pieces. If you have a cpomb big guy he WILL get fouled the minute you pile on. You can build a blitzer into a pomber, or a beastman or whatever.
Why do rats have access to morg? Why would you take Morg over head splitter + a babe or more?
100K for block is pretty expensive when you can just get 1 assist and throw 3 die blocks
>>47948454
>>47948476
Yea but for Norse say in a league or some environment where tv doesn't matter so much and you need the claw you think just claw MB is enough?
And for chaos/pact when you are too low tv to have a real blitzer (I guess more for pact because chaos has the goats and not taking 3+ rerolls and your warriors is sub optimal) isn't it worth having a blitzer who can deal attrition?
>>47948527
If you have both claw and mighty blow then you will be breaking armor on a 7+, on average breaking armor. Sure with piling on you can kill shit twice as fast, but if you have a full cpomb piece, especially a big guy who takes up so much tv they will get gang fouled.
And yeah, Pact doesn't have any real positionals so you need to skill marauders into them. Having a cpomb or 2 is alright as long as it's on a marauder.
What are the thought on the skaven thrower? Just take him because he is only 20K more than a lino and comes with surehands and just treat him like a lino unless your gutters die/you have to deal with surehands?
Would the meta be a reason to pick between the rat ogre and the 4 gutter start? Like if there were 6 environments
Fixed league mostly bash
Fixed league balanced
Fixed league mostly AG
Match making mostly bash
Match making balanced
Match making mostly AG
Would any of those situations make you decide to start with the rat ogre or start without him? Or is it the same choice regardless?
I would think guard would be weird on wild animal. Like the snow troll would prob want mb->juggs with block on dubs
Mino and Rogre would prob want Juggs->stand firm to take advantage of frenzy and the rogres tail. With claw on dubs.
I guess break tackle is too risky because no reroll.
>>47948718
If you're going to play against lots of dwarfs/ ag4 teams then the rogre is better. Before dwarfs get guard spam he tears their shit up, and against elves the tail means they can't just walk away.
>>47948771
Well the thing is you want to stick your big guy into a scrum, and guard is great because it synergises well with that. A line of scrimmage fight with 1 guard piece vs a los without a guard piece means the team with guard will get 2dblocks with an equal amount of pieces. Of course you could just block with the big guy first to make a hole but then you're blocking with a negatrait before guaranteed blocks.
>ALL THAT GUARD ON MAULED'S ROCKETS
Good thing he likes to just have a huge push fest on the LOS
>>47948478
He plays for anyone
>>47949014
Anyone who isn't undead, then you get ramtut
>>47949014
Not for undead, necro, or khemri
>>47949059
>>47949062
I wonder why they made that distinction? Is it literally just for lore purposes?
>>47949099
Lore
Ramtut was paid to try to kill Morg so Tom Landry could make him his bitch
Now Morg never plays teams that could have him paired with Tut
>sage running a 4 catcher wood elf squad
What is the point in running more than 2 catchers for any team other than skaven, high elves, and pro elves?
>>47949513
when 2 of them get pucci broken for being low hanging fruit
Fairly new dwarf team, 5 games played. I only have 2 guard pieces and one of them has a niggle. Should I wait to fire him until I get more guard or just fire him now so he won't eat up spp?
>>47950429
how much spp does he currently have? what about the rest of the team? is this endless ranked? or a more set league?
>>47950515
Blackbox, he has 7spp. Only 4 skills counting his guard.
so vets champion decided after first game
remind me why we include cas differential in score again - it's just to ensure the highest tv bashers always win vets right?
>>47951795
if tooby ever loses he can be out of league leader contention.
>>47950591
if you have the dosh you could get away with it.
>>47951795
The 5 TDs are a bigger deal though.
>>47951845
any elf team can match that. no elf team will ever match tooby's cas differential over a season
why is the league making it twice as hard for non bashers to succeed?
>>47951805
scintillating insight
>>47951795
Fumbbl doesn't let you change the scoring system in swiss style tournaments.
>>47953107
We can still manually calculate it without the cas differential to arrange the playoffs.
>that debatte about "muh bash with the tiebreaker qq"
Someone seems butthurt like mad
>>47953216
Just don't give him (You)s, he's either retarded, trolling or butthurt. Neither of those is worth discussing with.
Za UnderWarudo vs. Bretonnian Werewolf in Tilea will kick off in 2 days, 20:00 server time.
>>47953053
Plenty of season left, but yea tooby looked to be gifted this one.
PAGING SINDRIII
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=865415
Weak willed women vs Amazons
>>47935356
where are those models from?
>>47954042
willy miniatures
>>47953771
Foot Blooters Win 2-0, but are crippled in the process.
AV 8 did not work as advertised.
>>47954199
>another +ag -ag player
>all those injuries
STOP bullying yog, I'm rooting for you blooters
>>47954256
>roflcopter has not answered my second suggested match time either.
If anyone wants it here is a new worst elf team
>https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/silver-arrows-noble-elves-for-fantasy-football#/
>>47954199
>>47954256
High elves need to start with extra cash or get a bonus for gold per match to make up for the fact that they are the worst elves.
Dark elves have av8, 4 blitzers, and 2 witch elves.
Wood elves have the only big guy, ma7 on every player, the second fastest player out of the box, and war dancers
Pro elves have the cheapest team and they get NoS for free on their catchers as well as block side step for free on their blitzers
High elves got a thrower
does anybody still play BBL2?
>>47954545
I'm playing a tournament game once a week but that's it. I have a few teams in BB2 that I like how they turned out but I still feel like playing fumbbl more.
>>47954545
Occasionally if I was a guaranteed faster, usually easier game.
SUNDAY AT NOON SERVER TIME! Watch as the ogres try to overcome the great wall of dorf... probably by using slingshots.
>>47954755
>Not Slingsnots
You had one job.
>>47954545
It's fun but i hate the league system man I'm always paired with a all lvl 3 and up team and get destroyed so bad with the team I just made that I got to make a new one. Rinse and repeat, why can't we just have a better match making system? Or a server list?
>>47954795
because the game is dead so it just matches you up with whoever
Alrighty, finished watched my first replay of many of an actual somewhat close match.
The game began with a rather onesided High Elf offensive. The Foot Blooters avoided the majority of the Amazon's blows. Managing to kill linewoman Nutty Nana right before scoring on their 5th turn.
The next drive looked promising for the rookie Amazons as Catcher Blaine was killed and saved by the apothocary. Then Bitchy the Thrower was give yet another serious concussion. Sadly though, the High Elven defense was too much and the Amazons would have to try and score again during the second half.
A sloppy start to the second half got Blitzer Donna surfed and the left the ball open to a blitz from technically still a high elf, Max. With the ball soon left undefended, Mad Chad makes a quick leap and runs away with the ball. In return, Star Play Bertha Bigfist gave Scatterfire Max a serious concussion and Line Miner had has ankle smashed when Sweet Sally turned sour with a foul.
After a turn of stalling the Foot Blooters score, but next drive Big Hands Betty pays Mad Chad back by stomping on his neck. In the final moments of the game, Catcher Blaine pays Donna back by badly hurting her and taking the ball. Without anymore time, the game ends 2-0 in favor of Foot Blooters. But looking at the state of the teams afterwords, I think we all know who the real winners are.
>>47954416
>High elves got a thrower
and 4x MA 8 str 3 catcher
Please keep your wisdom to yourself.
>>47954795
I have yet to play one game in BB2 where I didn't had a good chance to win the game no matter how much more levels the opponent has.
>>47954949
>high elf apologists
He's talking about each elf team's advantage over the others, not only do pro elves get catchers with the same exact stat line, they also start with nerves of steel, which is handy and limited by doubles for high elf catchers.
>>47954970
Me, too. The higher the Team Value difference, the worse they play.
>>47955030
He's talking about each elf team advantages while completely ignoring high elf advantages, which is an entire team with av8 and blitzer, thrower and catcher positionals.
>>47955094
Except catchers which have av7 that is.
>>47955094
Because besides the thrower, they don't get anything that that the other elves don't have. They're not advantages over anything.
>>47955113
I just told you, av8 positionals and linos except for their catchers which are still ma8 st3. The advantage of high elves is long term potential.
>>47955155
Both pro elves and dark elves get better positionals than those. High elves have nothing exclusive to them. They're a mix of mediocrity.
>>47955155
Except when this happens.
>>47954922
>>47954922
Thanks for the update. Was sleeping during the game and don't have time to watch the replay today.
For how often his armor has been breaking, I feel like Yog could have been playing Woodies or Pro Elves this whole time and have been better off for it.
>>47954810
Way to go cyanide, take a super niche game, don't release 75% of the teams, and of the teams you do release fuck up the generic starter team so it is harder for new people to get into the game
>>47955155
>long term potential
>he plays a team (an av8 team no less) for their potential above 1800 tv
I would also think dark elves would be better at high tv because of how expensive they are
They should really make high elf linemen 5349, blitzers 6349, thrower 6348, and catchers 7338
>>47955284
I mean 7348, for the catchers
>5 games scheduled for tomorrow so far
The beginning of the season enthusiasm.
>>47955296
>>47955284
Also you can even leave the catchers and thrower the same, I just think by dropping a point of ma off the linos and blitzers and giving them av9 you've now differentiated them from the rest of the elves
>>47955169
Pro elves have av7 linos and throwers, the difference between av7 and av8 is quite dramatic going from 41.67% to break armor to 27.78%. The high elf thrower is also better.
Dark Elves don't get any dedicated throwing or catching positionals, just a guy with Dump-Off. Furthermore, they have no ma8 positionals, and 2 of their positionals have av7.
These are their strenghts compared to pro and dark elves that you're ignoring, and obviously pro and dark elves have strenghts of their own just like they have their weaknesses like I just said.
>>47955197
Yes, dice happen in a dice rolling game.
>>47955377
Congratulations on missing the point. Nobody ever said every single thing on other elf teams is better.
>>47955403
And where the fuck did I say that? You called high elves worst elves because you said they only get a thrower while ignoring their other advantages over other elf teams.
>>47955505
Because high elves are just dark elves and pro elves' strengths toned down and mixed together, with the added thrower. He's literally the only thing you would pick high elves for. Anything you want to do with them you'd be better off picking dark or pro elves. Obviously not everything is black and white better or even comparable, but you can clearly see what high elves are lacking in comparison.
>>47955535
That's strictly talking out of the box.
>>47955505
>>47955377
Want elves that can stand an fight? Take dark elves
Want elves that can pull off all the elf bullshit? Take pro elves and just get safe throw on the thrower and now it is literally impossible to stop you from doing any ball handling on a 2+
Wanna go fast? Play wood elves and get better blitzers
Pro elves and wood elves both have better blitzers
Dark elves have more blitzers
Pro elves have better catchers. Wood elves and dark elves have better "catchers" out of the box
What's the better meme? That lizards are op or that high elves are shit?
>>47955323
And none today, wtf.
Monkey Business Inc(CMonkey) v Papa Nurgle's Adoption Co(TactyHacky)
What do you get when you cross Monkeys with Nurgle's Chosen and play them on the hottest day of the year? A smell that will keep you vomiting all night long.
Cmonkey is back in the rookies this season, after a middling season last year thanks to some early loses, and he is first up against newcomer TactyHacky. The game starts on The monkey's drive and a hard, fast push down the sideline see a quick score with minimal losses for the MBI. It was at that moment the smell hit, and the heat stroke. When the teams return to the field they only numbered 5v7. What should have been an easy Nurgle drive turned sour quickly as the Beast knocked himself down attempting to hit a bonobo. Despite the monkey numbers dwindling to 2v7, Nurgle Warrior Jumbalgrin tripped over his own feet trying to score and lost the chance of a 1st half comeback.
Second half starts on Nurgle's drive with the numbers still in their favor 8v11. A perfect defense and failed pick up led to a Chimpan-Z-spread ball acquisition. On the recovery attempt Pestigor G. Diamonds decides that a light touch would be better than loosening the ball and C-Z-spread breaks out and runs it in. Tacty tries to get on the board with a grinding cage, but just barely manages to stop the ball when it is inevitably stolen and sent the wrong way down the field. Victorious sweaty Monkeys don't smell any better. MBI wins 2-0
>next scheduled games are switching between rookies and vets.
>>47955586
High Elves aren't bad per-say its just they are put in the shadow of other elves
>>47955535
>>47955564
This over the long run HE are better than PE and a bit of DE because of speed and durability
Having linemen you careable with 8av wrodge and fend means they live longer and stay alive longer
>>47955231
yeah i don't understand why they made a sequel. it really is a niche game and the last one was dead as well
>>47954970
Thats funny, thats how I feel about fumbbl's ranked
>>47956709
Retards here don't care about this anon.
>>47956709
>play in an environment where you can get to 2000 tv
>expecting not to get claw pombed to shit
>>47957031
This isn't bb2, chaos isn't everywhere
Also many chaos teams are too retarded to get block, let alone tackle or guard. And the smart ones know you only want one real killer.
If you space your players out and keep them at 1 block/turn you can do well
>>47954269
roflcopter pls respond alrdy
>tfw you have the most heroic game of BB in your life
>playing he at high tv
>matched with chaos of the same tv
>pictuesqe chaos babby team
>all players have either MB or claws, not one with guard or block
>smattering of tenticals and +str and one extra arm
>3 rrs
>first turn I roll a snake eyes on an easy but vital role
>fight strong urge to rage quit
>hes going full bash on my dudes with 3db and pows ahoy
>get ball away and on the other side of the pitch thinking I'll stall at lest till turn 6 when he start to come back
>he just spends his time trying to foul and surf and I score my turn 8
>3 of my guys are BH but I apo the wrodge fender to stay for the line
>none of my kos come back, but that was my drive so I don't need my thrower though I miss my blodger blizter
>Next half he keeps gangfouling and wasting his rrs on both down die and minospurging
>manage to steal the ball 3 times agaisnt (plus the one time on my drive) 4-0
>turn 14 I make a little block at his mino
>pow or push
>armor break
>dead
>apo
>dead
>say "GG scrub hope you learn bash isn't everything"
>he concedes turn 15
I felt the power of Aenarion, and drove the daemons from our lands. Does this mean I get a qt like Morathi?
>>47957837
Rofl doesn't post here
>>47958290
What team were you that you gave up 3 die blocks at high tv vs someone with no guard?
>>47958688
He had a lot of +str and horns
also most of my team was up screaning the ball carrier or ko'd/caused
Its not hard to pile a whole bunch of dudes on one elf and 3db/foul him
>>47958688
>what team were you
>posts Aenarion
It was "worst elves", if your only knowlege of elves is from skyrim
explain this
>>47959093
Most people who play blood bowl have kids
>>47959105
not in this shithole
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McBobson I sent you a PM to reschedule an hour later so there's more time between the previous match and ours so spectators don't have to miss the start of our match. I'm still fine doing 3pm I just thought it might be better.
Tendril fucking accept the schedualer
>>47961802
I got it, that's fine with me.