>Enchanted Didgeridoo
What does it doo?
>>47914022
something magic
>>47914022
Didgers, obviously.
>>47914022
Anyone who listens is hypnotized by the droning?
>>47914022
You put it in your ass and it makes you Prime Minister of Canada.
>>47914022
Summons Minotaurs. Duh
>>47914144
The trick is that you have to fit the whole thing up there.
>>47914022
compels all who hear it to drink petroleum and fall asleep in the road
>>47914211
Is this a veiled allusion to the Roman general Lucius Cornelius Scipio Asiaticus?
>>47914165
Beat me to it, fucker.
>>47914165
Minotaurs in denim jeans, no less.
>>47914231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
>>47914165
>>47914022
Didgeries.
>>47914022
the highest notes heats the air, and as the pitch drops, the viscosity of whatever is affected increases
>>47914022
Summons an illusion of a dire kangaroo
If you play it with your mouth, it shakes the very earth and transports you to the Time of the Pouch Gods, an Earth where placental mammals never evolved and marsupials took hold.
If you play it with your butt,you're a proper Australian.
>>47914022
Did you know a didgeridoo doesn't do what you thought it do, did you?
>>47914052
Underrated post
The horn's master can use it to enslave dragons, but it kills the man who blows it.
Oh, nevermind, they scrapped that subplot.
>>47914052
You, I like you.
>Didgers
>Defined as to annoy everybody in a given area.
>Enchanted
>Increased AOE
>>47914022
Summons rain.
>>47914022
Summons dingoes tuh eat yuh enemies baby's.
summons an onngnyinngnyonngnyinngnyonng, obviously
>>47914022
Gives the blower "Aura of Shitposting 10"
>a fucking leaf
it didg-
>>47914052
FUCK
It sounds like Five Didgeridoos all playing out of synch with one another
>>47914022
Relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-VE-DOvznw&feature=youtu.be
>>47914022
>teleports you to a Outback Steakhouse
>Sentient; insults you in Bogan.
>Summons army of emus; gg no re
>>47914022
Makes you rhyme if you make statements about it.
Check OP's post if you doubt it.
>>47914022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_B2CJ-srvoIt does the d'dew.
>>47920318
Obviously created by the mad wizard Dr.Seuss
The only wizard with a PhD in mad rhymes.
>>47920446
shit, that was actually kinda catchy
>>47914022
PlayStation does what Didgeridon't
>>47914022
It actually sounds good
>>47914022
shits up /tg/
>>47914968
>>47914052
Hey you BITCH I came here to say the SAME THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
>>47916840
FUCK
>>47914409
What the fuck have I just watched?
>>47914022
It does the the voodoo that they do, all so well
>>47921260
Its to warn aussie abo's not to lay their lazy asses where they'll obstruct traffic flow or anything else for that matter.
>>47914022
If you blow puffing noises into it, it gibbs ciggie.
Listen to it for on minute and you know exactly how to get to the nearest Mcdonald's.
Listen to it for ten minutes and it will summon someone to sell you drugs.
Inside a 100ft radius, all places where you can start or join a fight will light up.
Bearer of the magic didgeridoo can re-roll failed saves versus charges for sexual harassment or posession, or fer startin a fite.
Bearer can carry one extra tent for no encumbrance, but only if the tent is never actually used.
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>>47914022
Research, observation, experimentation, calming my nerves,listening to the whispers of the warp,passing the time of day and so on.
>>47914022
Shoots missiles. You blow down it (not play it, actually blow down it) and a bazooka shell shoots out of the other end.
>>47914022
Causes tremors.
>>47921260
Australian aboriginals have sub-ape IQs. That isn't being mean.
Here's another PSA, this time about not huffing gasoline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>47914022
Enchanted Didgeridoo
Slowly returns the area to the Dreamtime before the world was fully formed. Starts turning things Cthulhu Mythos-like/Australian tinged and summoning Cthulhu Mythos-like versions of Australian wildlife, including dangerous sheep or dangerous poisonous (rabies) sheep. The Dreamtime was also safer because of the dangers faced by those waiting in ambush and traveling armies that can't avoid major threats.
>>47914144
Good meme Stephen
>>47927747
Yikari best instrument
>>47920446
I hope we get more Galavant. It's not -great- but it has it's moments.
Moments like 'Richard does _________".
>>47927747
Australian/slightly-Cthulhuoid plant life would start to appear, less in areas with living plants with some of the existing plants changing. The humidity and water is pulled towards Australian levels. Slowly evaporating flooding, letting plants grow in deserts, streams and pools of wet sand just under the surface, dig a hole near a cluster of plants to collect water, etc.
>>47914022
you can smoke weed out of it.
>>47914165
came here to post this
>>47914022
>summons extra plannar Kangaroo
Or, if the item is cursed
>summons a colossal man hunter spider
>>47922926
Are you fucking joking? Please tell me that you are. Plz.
There are enough abbos just lying down to sleep ON THE FUCKING ROAD that it needs a public service announcement.
What the fuck?
>>47928684
Yes. They also made one for not using electrical lines as clotheslines, don't drink, sniff, or huff gasoline, and don't rape.
Their whole race's IQ (as another anon pointed out earlier) is on average 3 times below legally retarded. They're such an evolutionary throwback australia actually labeled then endangered fauna. The only reason that got rescinded was they could break and enter and you couldn't legally shoot them or defend yourself and you can't take literal animals to court. They routinely do things to attempt to uplift them which is just a money funnel as they all fail spectacularly. But we can't say they're too legally stupid for human society cause daws racis gibb ciggies.
>>47929038
Oh. Forgot to mention. The whole reason they sleep on the road is because its one of the few smooth places around which makes it incredibly comfortable to sleep on compared to places with rocks or roots and the like. They sleep outside cause they can't hold jobs to pay for a place of residence. The country can't afford to give them shit like welfare enough to afford a place of residence as their is a million things more important that could use the dosh.
>>47923483
>>47914440
You beat me to it, CURSE YOU!
>>47914022
You mean what does it do dodo do dodo do?
Since the obvious jokes have been made already...
Long range verbal communication that is also magically encoded. Everyone can hear it, but only the targets know the message you are conveying.
>>47929515
>The encoded message translates as "Return my stick, cunt.".
>>47929515
Stealth instrument for a bard, can't use the sound to locate the bard.
>>47914022
Find Petrol 5/day activation word "Noonga"
Hold Person 3/day activation word "Ningy" (only usable on persons aged 16 and under and requires skin contact between you and them in order to maintain the Hold Person)
Locate And Strip Precious Metals 1/month, must be used inside a house.
>>47930787
How about this for a stealthy bard instrument. Its portables, too.
https://youtu.be/_aY6TxC1ojA
>>47931323
What the shitchrist. That thing is insane sounding and I love it.
>>47914022
Didgeridoo as didgeridoes.
>>47914022
It digeridoes what it fucking wants, cunt
>>47914022
User must make a successful performance roll, this summons one Kangaroo per round of successful, uninterrupted play.
Kangaroos are under your command.
Kangaroos speak with stereotypical Australian accent.
When no enemies are left to fight, they will begin to fight each other.
Summons Minotaurs.
