![minotaur-001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dWORGUQ.jpg "minotaur-001[1].jpg")
>He walks up to you in a tavern and slaps your girlfriend's ass
>Then slaps your ass
>He smells like a new leather jacket
What do you do, /tg/?
>>47909760
Threesome.
>>47909760
I wonder why this hypothetical fictional beast is in a bar slapping my ass
>>47909834
This, please.
Slap his ass. Smile, laugh, become buddies and make him join the party.
>>47909760
make a new leather jacket. He already has the smell.
>>47909834
>>47909851
>He agrees
>But you have to be in the middle
>>47910069
>lay back and think of the empire
>>47910069
>implying I don't want to be
>>47910153
>>47910159
enjoy your wheelchair and/or your coffin
>>47910202
>implying I don't have a healer handy that can fix either
>>47910227
Can you fix the emotional scars of having to lick a minotaur ass?
>>47910202
now, now, just being in the middle doesn't yet imply who's doing penetrating whom. there's entirely survivable configurations in this sex puzzle
>>47910286
Such as?
>>47909987
all these fags, and only one true leather jacket fan.
I teleport behind him and use my katana to slice him into a leather trench coat.
then I say "Psssh nothin personel kid"
>>47910254
Looks like a job for our psychic
>>47910292
Anon, this is a blue board and not suitable for this kind of discussion. Use your imagination instead~!
>>47909760
I CAST FIST
RIP AND TEAR!!!
>>47909760
Cast Control Magic, pump him full of level-up counters and win.
>>47910348
>/tg/
>imagination
Are you high
>>47910292
Anon are you really that fucking stupid
>>47910354
kinky
>>47910746
Obviously she's pegging the Minotaur between your legs with a Minotaur-scale dildo. Meanwhile, you're grinding up between his ass cheeks and enjoying the luxurious fur.
Slap his ass with a heavy dose of fireball
>>47910746
Okay that's a hilarious drawing
>>47911467
And/or she's reaching around to the bull cock.
>>47909760
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!"
>slaughter.gif
>>47909760
Slap his ass. It appears this is how he says hello.
>>47910746
Bra-fucking-vo Anon.
>>47910746
>"do you want me to leave"
