Humanity Fuck Yeah is a pathetic self wank and nothing more than plot armor
>we won't get swarmed by the more numerous race nor curbstomped by the one that was waging wars when we were still half apes cuz reasons xD
post humans getting killed and tortured
>>47824260
Just watch the news for that man.
>>47824260
A human wrote this post
>>47824293
On every level except physical I'm Dark Eldar.
>>47824470
DIE HUMAN SCUM!
Aww yiss
Filthy mortals think they own the galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPsiRGMEDW0
Does anyone still love the fact that this was never spoken in the movie ever. The line is from some Warhammer 40kxAvatar fanfic
>>47824470
tfw humanity chose the wrong corpse to worship.
YEAH FUCK HUMANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA
Thanks guys these threads are greta humans are fucking scum who need to be turned down a notch in any setting fucking apes atleast /tg/ finally realizes HFY means humans FUCK YOU
>>47824260
The thing I love most about Warhammer fans is nothing.
That's what there is about you worth loving too; nothing.
>>47824716
>>47824879
Those man things are full of words shoot them first!
It's probably really telling that all I have is elves/eldar killing humans.
>>47824838
Well it's not that humans are particularly shit, it's that HFY is usually full of plot armor, as op pointed out. Aliens that don't breathe oxygen, alien homeworlds with no bacteria, no predators, no war. Completely out-teched humans somehow not being vaporized because of our superior Strength of Will. It's like a bad parody of itself, humans win by having the writer on our side.
Found one with skaven.
>>47824716
Link me the fic
>>47824993
As oppose to all the bullshit stories out there that are basically OP style Torture Porn about humans being weak ass faggots that get slaughtered by Muh Superior Species.
Which is, you know, what HFY was a retort to in the first place.
Does anyone have pics of humans beingdominantly but tenderly lovedby non-humans?
>>47824993
Is that why people have been hating the HFY? Just some shit writefags? For years I just thought you guys didnt like the memes
>>47825040
Well that's my main problem with it, I can't speak for anyone else obviously.
>>47825040
People that hate HFY tend to be the kind of arrogant, masturbatory knuckle-fucks that think the scene in Eragon where the elves slaughter an entire camp of random loggers because of guilt by association is justified and that most people are weak sheeple.
While conveniently forgetting they themselves are human and that there currently isn't a species above us on the rankings list.
I've never read a HFY story where the humans won by raw power of their epic swinging dicks, maybe I just avoid the bad stuff but it tends to be more themed around 'humanity can stand, we are not as pathetic, horrible or damned as we think we are'
Get styled on humanity.
>>47825040
>Just some shit writefags?
>some
Try years of it and annoying fans shoving it into threads where it doesn't belong.
>>47825040
And I suppose some of it's the fans, although as always I can't tell if i'm being baited.
>>47825125
>humanity can stand
yeah as shown when they surrender or kill themselves when they face their fellow humans in a war huh? lmao I'm sure our glorious species would stand proudly in a face of eldritch horrors and aliens if they can't deal with their own kind without shitting themselves in terror
>>47825125
>>47825138
I prefer humans just being humans aka crazy bastards
>>47825125
>humans writing how awesome humans are are not the masturbatory ones
>>47825221
And how are you going tp compare us humans to a fictional race?
>>47825188
>Humans lose to humans! OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A SIGN HUMANITY IS WEAK
War is a terrible thing, regardless of if you're fighting your fellow man or 6 dicked shoggoths from the LSD clouds of Bognuts.
And know what? If you sincerely believe that then it isn't because others are weak.
It's because you are and you're projecting.
People surrender in war, people die and kill themselves.
People also run into burning buildings for strangers they've never even met.
They die without hesitation every day for other people and volunteer to go into terrible conditions on the behalf of others with no benefit to themselves.
Welcome to Planet Earth motherfucker, its all in here, the good and the bad.
And if you've never met a stand up person in your life then guess what, its the same as complaining that everywhere you go stinks of shit, maybe it isn't where you're going, maybe it's because its up your fucking nostrils.
>>47825257
As oppose to writing about how pathetic we are, when we have nothing to compare and contrast with? Yeah, I can see how taking a more positive light on ourselves is totally McSadBad. Until we meet an alien race we won't have a measuring stick to compare ourselves with.
>>47825316
By defining the characteristics of the fictional races and then underlining the differences
>>47824260
>I don't like Xwank because the reasons behind the wank are purely arbitrary
>let me wank Y instead, because the arbitrary superiority is justified by my contrarianism in this case, so it's ok
Ok
>>47825363
So if I want my humans "crazier" than other races, I just have to make them normal? But what if I make those races "crazy"?
>Until we meet an alien race we won't have a measuring stick to compare ourselves with.
And that's the problem. This thread is a reaction to HFY bullshittery. And anons became annoyed by it because HFY-fags made the the humans super awesome, while all the fictional races are made dumb, cowardly, primitive. For the sole reason of making the humans look better.
>>47825344
Less fedora tipping humans and more dead ones!
>>47825442
>For the sole reason of making the humans look better.
You mean 'as a counterpoint to all those stories where humans are dumb, cowardly and primitive'?
Because that is the essence of where HFY started.
>>47825468
>Fedora tipping
Are you even trying anymore.
Yeah look, I'm le edgy human-hating misanthrope too. People suck, but no amount of self-loathing is going to change that you're human too. The worst part is when you see what you hate about people in yourself.has anyone here played a character who hated their own species
>>47825495
>You mean 'as a counterpoint to all those stories where humans are dumb, cowardly and primitive'?
As such?
>>47825521
Once played a LE Vaarag (CE race) who loathed her own people due to being born with an impressively high Int for the species (Int 12, when they're usually Int 6) and considered her own people little more than animals.
Eventually I bought a tribe of 'em as part of building an army and Jesus christ if that didn't become some dark, slave abusin' shit.
>>47824260
Eh, it was alright when people just wanted humans to not be the plain, boring race. And then later we got the "aliens can't understand deceit of camouflage! LOL!!" crowd.
Making a point about a few neat things humans can do? Fuck yeah.
Making aliens blithering idiot cowards so we can be better just because? Fuck no.
>>47825495
What stories would that be?
>>47825344
Kiritsugu is that you?
>All these xeno loving cucks
Absolutely heretical.
>>47825316
I am not really a writefag but I would try to write humans but each race should evolutionary standards Humans would be basic but I would try to make Elves just really advanced plant.
Look I dont really do this shit but I dunno humans should be like that really shitty kid on the baseball team but he trains hard enough to lay the smack down after he proves his worth
>>47824838
>YEAH FUCK HUMANS
>posts a vid from one of the most HFY games ever
jesus christ anon are you retarded
>>47825705
The entire thought of Catachan should get people who hate HFY pretty rustled
While "humans are better" is boring, "humans are worse" isn't much better.
How about a world WITHOUT humans?
Or just a world where humans exist, but aren't very important, like hobbits.
And this thing about humans always being the most "versatile" is also dumb. I mean, elf education supposedly takes 70 years, but they finish it with less skill points and feats than a 18 year old human? Are elves retarded?
And we can also get rid of this "humans are the middle ground" thing. Personally i like to make humans notable for their stamina and vigor.
Oh please do post pictures of the imperium getting wrecked though.
>>47825521
Once we had a party of human-hating/wary non-humans. I played an edgy female human ranger who hated people and traveled with the party. (she was always distrusted though)
>>47825125
>>47825344
>While conveniently forgetting they themselves are human
this anon gets it
OP is an assblasted sperglord who's contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
HFY as a genre will continue to be moot and pointless until we actually meet another sapient species. We lack the frame of reference to ascertain what actually makes us special compared to other sapients, if any even exist. Space humans and space elves are both simply creatures of human thought. To root for one or the other because it's more "human is stupid" - they're both human, with certain exaggerated stereotypes.
This is why HFY doesn't make me feel anything. I actually think humanity is awesome and is constantly moving towards greater freedom, happiness and progress. But I don't need to read about humanity beating some faggot strawman hippy elves with their 10 inch long dicks because we're great endurance runners or something to believe this. I'd rather read about WW2 heroes or the space program to fill myself with warm and fuzzy feelings about mankind.
>>47825557
>>47825546
Right, let me see:
Eragon ('Time to kill an entire logging camp for being on the side of the Empire! We're the good guys!')
Artemis Fowl ('Hurr, stupid mud men ruining the planet, unlike us with our glorious nuclear bombs living in a semi-utopian society underground')
Avatar (The Movie)
How about any splatbook for any fantasy game ever that has to do with elves and how much better they are than you?
Twilight Vampires
Wrathuthu
Lovecraft is the grandfather of this for all that I love his work
War of the Worlds (Is a wonderful aversion of it and fuck anyone that doesn't like Thunderchild)
Stranger in a Strange Land
The Haralds of Valdamir Series treats the Companions this way, as just so good, true and perfect that them mind raping their supposed human partners is entirely morally justifiable without exception.
You want the best example, or one of?
The House of Night series, in which vampyres (Spelt that way) are all absurdly beautiful and live away from humanity in special peaceful enclaves! Also all of our famous historical figures were secretly vampyres and they're a matriarchal society but never sexist! All wealthy and never spoiled, Stronger and faster than any human but never use their strength to do anything eeeeeeevil because only humans are evil! All deeply religious but never, ever bigoted and oh they're all incredibly pretty with an innocent glow of innerlight that just makes them perfect in every way!
To say there are stories in which people write Supes Special Races to which humans are not only dust, but very grubby and low standard dust and we deserve everything we get for being terrible people, is an underestimation of how many stories like this exist.
>>47825751
>Or just a world where humans exist, but aren't very important, like hobbits.
I've been wanting to do that. Humans aren't able to spread out or dominate, instead they keep low profiles and avoid trouble, so when the party of humans starts getting shit done all other species are like "huh well what do you know, humans with a little spine".
>>47825555
>Making aliens blithering idiot cowards so we can be better just because? Fuck no
The only HFY I can link to that is the Avatar one but that's the aliens are actually stupid.
Everytime I see this picture instead of rioting imagine some setting where elves come out of fucking no where and say they want to convert mankind to a better futures. So of course you got these fucks who are to arrogant to change and lets just say out of the blue the elves somehow managed to disable guns or something.
>>47825125
No, you stupid fat sack of shit, that is ALSO dogshit writing.
>>47825784
Not saying "those don't count", but a lot of them are just bad fiction I would dismiss automatically for being bad fiction.
I mean Twilight. Really? As someone that wants to shit up HFY threads would come up with Twilight vampires.
>>47825784
Well shit, have you considered reading less YA trash?
>>47825125
>I've never read a HFY story where the humans won by raw power of their epic swinging dicks
So you've never been in a HFY thread before?
>>47825889
He can't, it's the only thing at his reading level.
>>47825784
Ah the problem is that your really upset about your assigned summer reading list. Sorry bruh.
>>47825784
>Dwarf Fortress
>Elves are weird fuckers that approve of cannibalism, issue tree quotas to foreign settlements, and attack you with predictably harmless wooden weapons if you violate them,
>>47825784
yeah but why does this stuff make you so angry, though? why this whole "i'm gonna fight back with terrible wankfic of my own" thing? and the whole "race traitor" / "self-hating human" schtick? you surely must be exaggerating. you know it's fiction, right? we're not actually at war with any ayylmaos, i'm pretty sure
>>47826003
>sells you wood but attacks if you try to sell it back
Goddamn treefuckers trying to be cute with their legal loopholes.
>>47825838
It was mostly some of the /tg/ HFY crowd that pulled it, and started a lot of the backlash once things just became a "only humans are competent at all" fanwank.
Human endurance and being crazy bastards can make us an interesting option in a given setting, but when you start writing stuff about aliens fearing us because they have no concept of conflict, it gets stupid fast.
>>47824260
Elf Threads are a pathetic self wank and nothing more than plot armor
>we won't get swarmed by the more numerous races nor curbstomped by the one that was a bunch of apes while we were waging wars cuz reasons xD
post elves getting killed and tortured
Lmao at HYFags
>but you are le human yourself
by that logic no one should pick any non human races at all also being a human hardly means you're supposed to take their side in fictional fucking settings.
>>47826235
A lot of military forces got beaten by smaller armies.
Don't know why you posted an elf pic to underline your message.
>>47826253
>>47826300
You pointy earz iz so funny. All da noizes ya make when I snap yer bones makes me laff each time.
>>47826235
By other elves, though?
>>47826334
Cry moar elf.
>>47826348
By anyone it doesn't matter.
>>47826235
>>47826235
>Humans are so stupid fighting each other for pointless reasons.
>Oh well back to fighting our misguided brethren for no discernible reason.
>>47824310
2edgy4mem8
>>47826506
There is a bigger ideological difference between the CWE and DEldar than between the factions inside the Imperium. Except the Admech maybe.
>HFY
>HFN
Both are cancerous. The best solution to this is to keep your fantasy more in line with reality and have every intelligent/playable species be either humans or human offshoots.
"Humans better than [made up race designed to be inferior to humans]" or "Humans are worse than [made up race designed to be superior to humans" only works in existential fiction like lovecraft where the point isn't at all to compete with the alien species.
Why can humans and non-humans get along?
>>47826612
Damn you have the worst fashion sense.
>>47826686
>spess muhreens trying to tell Eldar how to dress
Any kind of Eldar shits on blocky, overdesigned power armor all the time.
>>47826686
>Now see, it's a real problem identifyin' elf gender cause they all look the same. What ya gotta do is jam yer thumb up their butt'ole to figger it out.
>Ooh! This is a feisty one. It's real pissed. I'm gonna jam my thumb up its butt!
>>47826779
>Any kind of Eldar shits on blocky, overdesigned power armor all the time.
Except when they don't.
>>47826894
Which is all the time.
>>47826894
Except when they do.
>>47826894
>>47826936
>Space Marines
>Eldar
>knowing anything about style
>>47826936
Which is never
Post HFY
Here's a dragon I guess.
Way to bring the thread back guys. Comfy as fuck in a bloody xenos vs humans kind of way.
>>47826989
Got a whole folder.
>>47826809
Remind me why people jack off over the Death Korps of Kreig when 40k has Catachans.
>>47826961
Goddam, what was this chapters name again? Some stupid ghost marine chapter that the writers could pull out of their asses whenever they needed?
>>47827044
Some people don't like Rambo as much as you.
>>47827042
>>47827057
>>47825026
No, that's not why I started HFY. Please don't speak for me.
>>47826661
Because the humans (who wrote them) don't want them to
>>47827083
>>47827148
It was the inevitable outcome.
>>47827172
>>47827057
Seriously everyone jacks off over Kreig there just a bunch of depressed fucks thats it
As a transhumanist, I'm not really pro or anti HFY. I glorify that which humanity will eventually become, but whatever that ends up being it undoubtedly could no longer be considered human.
>>47827213
They're my favorite regiment. I really like their style, methodology, and the fact they epitomize the Imperium.
>>47827186
>>47824260
I actually agree, but that's because I'm TRANSHUMANITY FUCK YEAH! Let's go beyond human before we started kicking people's asses.
>>47827257
>>47827242
As someone who shits on HFY, I fully support the Skitarii.
>>47827280
>>47827300
>>47827242
>>47827281
FLESH IS WEAK
>>47827354
>>47827377
>>47827401
>>47827401
hahahahahaha Ok that one is gold.
>>47827373
Humanity is something to surpass!
>people are only allowed to show humanity at its worst in fiction
K.
I guess I fall in as a 'HFY' writer, because I work to make my alien fantasy races suitably alien. Showing Aliens as superior species, or, 'Humans+', doesn't sit well with me, as why would a group of tree-dwelling, long-lived, magically sensitive half-apes, or a group of cave-dwelling, long-lived, alcoholic half-apes, figure out the key to a successful civilization as compared to us mediocre, well-rounded, half-apes? Warhammer Fantasy did a fairly good job of rounding out all the races, at least.
>>47827425
>>47827469
>>47827525
Those HFY wanking about humanity's righteousness are shit, post the one where the aliens are all amazed with human culinary.
>>47827737
Got that one.
>>47827737
Or is it this one?
>>47827737
Or even this one.
>>47827737
>>47824260
>not even waiting for a HFY thread to be started before flinging shit
Shame on you, you pathetic misanthropes
>>47827264
>implying we still aren't human then
Humanity is a state of mind, not a state of body. I fear the day that humanity become so distanced from our ancestors that we are utterly unrecognizable as human to ourselves.
The human body and condition needs improvement, agreed, but why must we constantly change ourselves for the sake of maximum benefit?
We hold the reigns of our evolution in our hands, but can't we just stop and freeze rather than running ahead full gallop?
>>47825135
>>47827054
Originally the Firehawks, one of the fucked up ones from the 21st Founding. Now the "Legion of the Damned." Fluff kind of implies that they don't actually exist, that they're a figment of humanity's latent psyker abilities.
>>47828688
smart lady she we bear the mightiest of half-fiends.
I think the real annoying part of HFY was right after the Cameron Avatar movie. You just got DROWNED in stories like these >>47824716 that if flipped from something that doesn't happen in fiction all to often to being super annoying.
They could and frequently were good stories, but they oversaturated the threads that they made the humans are weak meme seem like it had been a forgotten one.
>>47829119
they came in two flavors both awful. flavor A humanity is better than aliens because our home world was dangerous and brutal as opposed to these aliens whose home worlds are all kittens and daises because otherwise the story falls apart. and B where aliens are better at humans somehow ie longer lifespan better tech etc but we win anyway because of our indomitable willpower which is just as stupid.
>>47830452
Alright then, what about C, where humanity actually is more technologically advanced than the ayys, has had a century or two more to tech up, maybe has an extra dozen worlds or what have you, and then wins because of their technological and numerical superiority.
Oh wait, that doesn't make a good story because there's no true conflict.
Or how about type D, where humans and the ayys are perfectly matched and the humans win just through being slightly better or more lucky.
Oh wait, you'll shit talk that one because it's relying on some "aetheric quality of humanness"
There's no winning with you faggots.
>>47830529
Shocking, right? People don't like stories based on furious masturbation. What a bunch of douchebags.
>>47830574
So any story where the protagonist wins is masturbation?
>>47830647
Any story written solely for the purpose of seeing the protagonist winning is masturbation, yes.
See, normally, people focus on telling a good story.
>>47830678
The protagonist winning is PART of the story, idiot; nearly every good story from the dawn of time has the protagonist win. Your entire argument from above is that it's bad BECAUSE the protagonist (humanity) wins, despite being the underdog, overdog, or equaldog.
Make up your god damn mind.
>>47830726
Part, yes. It's a natural consequence of the narrative.
However, when that consequence becomes the whole purpose of the story, it's masturbation.
>>47830888
Checked
But can you honestly say that every single HFY story, no matter how amateurish it is, was honestly written with the explicit intent of "humans kicking ass and their really being no conflict whatsoever"
If some ancient writing is discovered tomorrow, showing that Homer actually just wanted to write a story about some dude kicking ass, would that detract in any way from the Odyssey's story?
Authorial intent should not be taken to directly influence the quality of the story itself.
>>47830972
>and their really
there*
>>47824260(you)
Because we are humans and not having humans
in a sci-fi setting is stupid and also guaranteed replies
>>47830972
Perhaps you're right. On the other hand, stories based on furious masturbation have lower quality on average.
>>47831099
I don't deny that.
>>47825138
>Shitty writing
>Shoved into every thread
Also known as every other meme on /tg/?
Or, in fact, all of 4chan?
>>47825705
>That fucking Catachan in the bottom left choking out an orc with one arm that has ork tusks as decoration
>WHOLE FUCKING ORK TUSK PIERCINGS IN HIS BICEP
>TWO OF THE FUCKERS
>>47827083
>89.2% of crime
>Being proud of that fact
>Being proud of being space-niggers
Anybody who believes that to be HFY has the same mindset of the nignogs who rape, kill and steal and are proud of that. It is a shame as it is well written and easy to read.
>>47831792
To be fair, it's being written from the point of view of a criminal. He's going to have a soft-spot for his species being responsible for crime, perhaps taking it to be rebelliousness, individuality, sticking it to authority, and just being dead 'ard.
Doesn't make it any less niggerish (well, depending on what crime it is), but you can make anything sound good.
>>47831931
>Doesn't make it any less niggerish (well, depending on what crime it is), but you can make anything sound good.
Sorry anon, being proud of any crime is niggerish. From smoking drugs to stealing shit. Niggers break the law.
You might as well have #Humanlivesmatter and have us interupting very important religious services of a peaceful race to chant and hiss and espouse our movement.
>>47831978
What I meant was nigger crime (theft, murder, drugs, being niggers), and white-man crime (being respectable hitmen, civil disobedience, whistle blowing, inciting rebellion in some shithole despot's planet)
>>47832007
>Implying there's a fucking difference
Fucking snow niggers.
>>47832058
Hey, I hate the forest niggers as much as you;
>H
>R
>E
But you must admit that those latter crimes are a bit more virtuous than the former, if even by the most miniscule amount.
>>47832007
>being respectable hitmen
Murder, no.
>civil disobedience
Again no, civil disobedience is what niggers are doing in Baltimore. Nothing says we are fucking retarded and have no concept of what is happening than tearing down your own town and inconvienincing your own people.
>whistle blowing
Probably the only one that comes close in light of the massive warrently spying on us all.
>inciting rebellion in some shithole despot's planet
No again, why should we care what some despot does to his own people? Let them burn for all I care but should they infringe on our border, burn them faster.
>>47832068
No. Fuck you. Crime's a crime, and you are actually worse then the common nigga by trying to claim some sort of highground when you act just like them.
Like I said: Fucking. Snow. Nigger. Just as bad, but try to act like they're better.
>>47831978
>>47832058
Go back to /pol/
>>47832068
The only virtuous crime is one prevented, smashing the skull-case of Chal'Tech as it tries to run through you to get to the child-creature behind you is virtuous.
>>47832095
wow r u d e
>implying I actually commit crime
>implying I'm not the most boot-licking of statists around
>>47832079
>Murder, no
Ah, but it's murder for someone with a lot of cash, and not some plebe.
>niggers in baltimore
That's rioting, not civil disobedience.
>why should we care what some despot does?
Because we can "liberate" his people and expand the glorious dominion of man.
>>47832133
I like the way you think, barbaros. Proactive action is my kind of deal.
>>47832135
Suck off a shotgun, Snow nig apologist.
>>47832171
Get a load of this guy.
>>47832171
>implying
We all know that the meds are the true ubermenschen.
>>47824260
Humanity Fuck No is pathetic alien wank that assumes every alien race we encounter will be better equipped in every relevant quality than humans are in the same situations because reasons.
>>47824260
Ultimatedly, HFY makes sense because we're the Michael Myers of primates.
We just don't put too much thought into that because realizing we're surrounded by potential murderers that will follow you to the end of the earth induces paranoia.
I fully approve of this thread.
Not because I'm a misanthrope but because HFY fags are the worst kind of cancer this board has ever seen.
/tg/ needs more of these threads to send the HFY faggots back to tumblr
>>47833480
Agreed HFN general when?
>>47832309
It's not an alien wank since HFN is made by humans.
Humans who think that "humans win everything forever" is boring as fuck.
>>47833480
>back to tumblr
HFY was born on /tg/, and by God it will die on /tg/. We're not going anywhere, faggot.
>>47833525
>let's combat cancer by being cancer
You do realize that every HFN thread will just be the same arguments as every HFY thread, as well as HFY spam posting? You're basically taking the job of creating the thread off of other's shoulders, as well as assuring cancer by being purposefully inflammatory.
>>47833621
No, it's still alien wank.
>Humans who think that "humans win everything forever"
Since when has this ever been a thing? Everything but the most meme of HFY has had some kind of conflict, amateurish as it may be.
Humans who think that "aliens win everything forever" is also boring as fuck.
>>47833668
>HFY was born on 4chan
Yeah so were all the dank memes like wojak and cancer frog which now belong on fucking Tumblr and Leddit.
>>47833706
>pro-conquest and musculinity memes
>tumblr and leddit
Lmao; suck it, faggot
>>47833717
>he thinks a bunch of sci fi nerds jacking off to fighting imaginary aliens is "masculine"
Fucking nu male faggot
>>>https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/
>>47826482
>"Rape rape misogyny!!"
Both of the options presented by this thread suck, whether the humans are the genocidal nutters or everyone else is. This is why I don't care for 40k. What's the point of having all these rad aliens and stuff if you can't be friends with any of them?
>>47826686
>Eldar losing so bad that that the enemy has started grappling them
I wonder if the space wolves capture eldar as slaves or someshit.
>>47833756
>he thinks a bunch of misanthropic faggots wanking over yelling at sci fi nerds jacking off to fighting imaginary aliens isn't being a numale nigger
>going to plebbit, ever
Just admit that you literally hate yourself and touch yourself at night to being some kind of animal person :^)
>>47833767
There is nothing wrong with having alien bros, but if they're un-alien enough to meaningfully communicate with, they mas as well be human.
>>47833778
Just admit that you're an obese nerd who can only feel any sort of 'pride' by jacking off the imarginary achievements of other humans.
Post more human getting killed, raped and tortured to drive out the nu-male faggots.
>>47833793
>obese
No
>nerd
Yes
>'Pride'
Are you saying that there is something wrong with have pride in your fellows? I don't count their achievements amongst my laurels, but I still feel proud about those fellows.
>having pride and love for your species and its civilizations and accomplishments
>nu-male faggotry
Anon, I don't think you know what that word means. What's next, are you going to tell me that fucking your wife is actually cuckoldry?
>>47833811
They're not your fellows your fucking nu-male queer. They're imaginary spacemen.
>>47833850
Ah, I see, you're just memeing and/or partially illiterate.
Enjoy being edgy, I guess.
>>47833875
Too fucking far you sub-human irrelevant EUROSHIT
I hope the Muslims burn your fucking country on the ground and piss all over it.
FUCK YOU
>>47833862
>he think the humans' primitive tech is any match for the aliens'
HFY fags are basically proud of being superior to dogs and pigs.
>>47833901
>human technological advancement is stagnant
>reverse engineering doesn't exist
>assumption that there are alien civilizations far more technologically advanced then us
Geeze anon, it's like those aliens you're imagining are specifically designed to be superior in every way; smells like cuckoldry to me :^)
>dogs and pigs
Ironically enough, those are both domesticated species created by humanity.
>>47833913
>edgy euroshits
>human
You're about as human as sub-saharans; we should have saved those two bombs for Europe.
>All these gay ass posts
Sure is /mlp/ in here.
>>47833920
>Humanity Fuck Yeah!
>What!? That's offensive! Fuck you humans from a different continent. We should bomb the shit out of you!
Aliens don't even have to kill humans. We'll kill ourselves.
>>47833913
Get back to Tumblr.
>>47833920
HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!
>>47833966
Did my picture of flying Americans trigger you?
Sorry if I've offended you. This is a safe space after all. I wouldn't want to hurt your delicate feelings.
This thread has such cancer that I'm now leaning to tolerate and even encourage HFY, merely because the anti-HFY crowd is muslim-tier retarded.
>>47825221
thats ukraine ? hahhaha
>THese last few replies
god damn tg is cancerous
>>47834297
That's what happens when HFY faggots talk shit about my Eldar waifus.
>>47824260
>Once upon a time, there were people.
>Then some beings came out of nowhere and killed them all.
>And it was really messy and there were helpless people crying out "save us"
>And OP looked down and whispered "no".
>and then he died too.
>Because he was completely insignificant.
>The end.
>>47834316
No, this is what happens when people sperg out about HFN
>>47834316
Nurgle, we all know it's you.
>>47830452
Wait, Veil of Madness, the most reposted HFY I can think of, was basically "humans have the best tech, and came from some kind of spacial anomaly, but are just deceiving the xenos to establish peace"? That doesn't seem to fit either of those archetypes.
Or the ones where we don't have much on our own but give it charitably to another species to our mutual benefit? Or the ones where we get laid by thirsty xenos? Or what about the ones where a hand full of humans just help some xenos through peaceful means, like the Big Brothers story?
>be human
>we are so le tough
>except half of us are afraid of spiders
>except when Chad was shoving me into locker room
>except when I was scared fuckless to ask out Stacey
>b-but surely I would stand against monsters and aliens!
lmao let's face it mankind is a shit, cowardly, petty and idiotic species I identify myself as transsexual furry Eldar and I wipe my ass with UN flag and go fuck yourselves
>>47824260
Nah. Most people are just shit writers.
If you want real HFY there's plenty IRL examples. We have dominated our planet and all the other animals on it to an unchallenged and unprecedented degree. We are truly masters of the world.
Which is why fictional antagonists either have plot armour themselves, or we reference the strengths we have which comes off as plot armour because fictional opponents are constructed concepts without actual agency or objective capabilities.
Or whatever. There's a YouTube video of African hunters chasing like 15 lions off a kill. Humans are badass. Aliens are fictional.
HFY stories portray humans as evil conquerors with no respect for other lifeforms in the universe.
It's hard to side with humans when they're portrayed this way.
That's why humans were seen as the bad guys in Avatar.
I like HFY if we're the good guys protecting ourselves from evil alien races like the Tyranids/Zerg. I don't like HFY where humans are cruel savages who slaughter innocent Xenos women and children and take their resources.
>>47834394
Of course we dominate this planet. We're the only intelligent lifeforms on it.
That's not much of an accomplishment. It's like Mike Tyson being proud of beating up a guy in a wheelchair.
>>47834394
>we are truly masters of the world
what an achievement if we are the only sapient species on it lmao by that logic I'm the best cook in the universe because no one else in my apartment even knows how to cook.
>>47833920
America - The nation founded by the people in Europe who were capable enough to found/steal a new nation. Leaving behind those who were weak or trapped by complacency.
>>47834415
>>47834419
What, like achieving sapience and building societies, agriculture and technology etc isn't ducking impressive enough to you dicks?
You stand on the shoulders of giants and take it for granted. For the majority of human existence we haven't had all that good shit despite our sapience.
You can get by get by with being useless and weak because we've built such a successful society we can compensate for your drag.
>>47833958
That's why HFY is retarded we never were united why the fuck should we pretend we are because some neckbeard writer put some badass humans fighting giant lizard bugs in codex lore?
>>47834462
We were never united in a scale this grand before, and with what's happening we'll only become mroe united with time.
ITT: Autists Sperg out over ayy lmao's killing imaginary army men.
>>47834455
>we
Fuck off with your superiority complex faggot. You've done nothing more than any of us in contribution to human progress.
You didn't build skyscrapers and rockets. You paint minis and daydream about being superior to imaginary space aliens.
If you're genuinely proud of being smarter than animals on this planet then you're pathetic; a loser with no redeeming qualities other than the fact that he is human.
>>47834477
Horse shit. People discriminate each other based on the city they are from let alone uniting entire continents together lmao.
>>47834455
>achieving sapience
that was an accident not human fucking achievement also
>le useless and weak
wow you are so mighty and contribute so much to the world right? Too bad running for more than 10 seconds leaves you exhausted and you spend your time painting plastic soldiers.
>>47834477
>more united
Are you high? People kill each other because of their politics or what imaginary god they worship and you think that we're united?
>>47834492
?
>Some sperglord starts a thread because of his asspain
>triggered HFY wankers fall to the bait and starts posting their own pics
>thread eventually becomes a good 40k art thread
My folder is pleased
>>47824260
>HFY is stupid
>to prove it lets show other hairless apes fighting humans. THEYRE NOT HUMANS BECAUSE OF THEIR POINTY EARS.
>>47834519
Good for you fellow human.
>>47834510
Is Canada part of it? No? Then it's not a united continent.
>>47834536
Canada is americas hat though anon that has to count for something.
>>47834529
>Humanity is superior
>to prove it I'm gonna post art showing humans killing hairless apes
same logic applies
>>47834536
>>47834505
>Human communities went from 100~ people to 300 million people but that's the upper limit guys there's no possible way humanity can be more united than they are today, don't trust the internet or globalization or secularization or trade lines spanning the entire world or anything like that nah senpai we're gonna stay disunited because humanity fuck no
>>47834565
Just because we're living together doesn't mean we're united.
I live in a big city and I can assure you that society is segregated as fuck.
>>47834589
What's the definition of united? WOrking together to achieve something. You think your city won't do that? Or that your nation as a whole won't do that? Or that NATO won't do that?
>>47834617
What fucking world are you even living in? Go outside sometimes.
>>47831792
Id rather be space nigga than space negro. you alien cuck
>>47833986
:D
Next year whatever president we have is gonna start bombing some other sand dindu country and you guys have to deal with a few million more refugees while we just sipping budweisers with an ocean between us. Keep posting 15 year old pics as your wife gets gangbanged by 4 subliterate turks.
:D AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>47834630
>Dude these feminists complain about how you sit and these hood rats complain about the upper class this means military unification in the case of an interplanetary war is impossible
>>47834419
You're aware when he says world he means the earth? way to be pedantic dickshit.
Humanity fuck you.
>>47833901
Those weak-ass martian niggers died to the common cold, which humans regard as a minor illness. Humanity wins again.
>>47836354
The still managed to wipe out half of humanity though.
It was funny when they used those humans as fertiliser to power their robots.
Humans get shreked.
>>47834503
>>47834488
Looks like I struck a nerve! I bet the reason you can't see people as successful or great is because you have no successes of your own to reference.
But I bet it's easier for you to imagine that an alien "other" would be better than you in every way because that's already your life when you go out and interact with other people.
>>47836749
Tell us more about your great achievements anonymous neckbeard.
>>47836787
Yeah, I'm less concerned with trying to impress people determined to be contrary.
But fiction by its nature is a reflection of the writer. You choose to identify with a weak and powerless humanity. I choose to identify with a successful and positive humanity.
Why do you dream of subjugated, Anon?
Sorry I don't have a folder full of fat neckbeards to post in reply.
>>47836749
I just assume everyone that posts on 4chan is some shade of pathetic.
>>47836842
I choose to identify with a humanity that is guided by justice, morality and compassion where it is due.
You choose to identify with a humanity that is guided only by greed, warmongering and that regards all other life as inferior.
Sounds like you're the one with a complex mate.
>>47836842
By this logic the best authors are the ones who only ever write mary sue self inserts.
>>47836842
They're not the ones basing their self-esteem on how well they imagine they can beat up aliens.
>>47836842
>Humanity Fuck Yeah!
>>47826989
Last time I posted that picture I got banned
why can't mods be consistantabout their acts
>>47827044
Because Forge World. And because Krieg is all about dying for the Emperor.
>>47836912
>I'm guided by only good things, while you're guided only by NEGATIVE aspects
Wew lad, I though HFN was supposed to be for smart people
>>47836917
Name one great story where the protagonist fails and accomplishes nothing.
>>47836918
>they base their self esteem on this
Why do you assume that? I have plenty to be proud of in real life.
>>47836964
>if I post enough neckbearded fedoralords, maybe I'll feel better about being one
>>47834462
>humanity was never united!
>humanity went from little tribes to chiefdoms
>and from chiefdoms to villages
>and from villages to cities
>and from cities to kingdoms
>and from kingdoms to nations
>and now we're witnessing the beginning stages of yet another level of unification.
Unification doesn't mean "everyone is a perfect hivemind who agrees with and is perfectly emphatic with everyone else at all times", it just means we're united under a single authority and are willing to follow the same laws.
>>47834381
pic related
>>47838554
Solid arguments.
You've convinced me bro. I'm going to go jack off to some humans killing and raping xenos now.
I tip my fedora to you good sir.
>>47838554
>Name one great story where the protagonist fails and accomplishes nothing.
Pretty much every single tragedy ever written you retard
>>47838615
>implying there's anything to be proud of being space-niggers
It's one thing for HUMANITY STRONK LOOK AT HOW TOUGH WE ARE, and entirely another to engage in galactic wars of RIP AND TEAR for the hell of it.
Of course, I assume your crippling autism has prevented you from understanding this.
*tips*
>>47838662
>Pretty much every single tragedy ever written you retard
and that's a very specific kind of story, written specifically for that purpose. Even then, the protagonist always accomplishes some form of success or fortune.
Any good stories about the protagonist being perpetually useless, horrible, and never amounting to anything, for the entirety of the story? Not a single shred of success on any page?
>>47838664
>Implying "RIP AND TEAR" is not amusing to read
>Implying amusement isn't the only reason to read HFY
>>47838728
It is amusing to read, but for some reason we keep flipping the topic between HFY stories, and the concepts pertaining to HFY itself.
Make up your mind.
>>47838717
>Name one story where this happens
>Actually there is a whole genre about it
>N-no that doesn't count!
Lol
>>47838717
Your biography.
