Yes, again.
>>47821541
>>47821846
>Wha..?
>FUCK FUCK WE ARE GOING TO DIE AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE I DON'T WANNA BE SUCKED IN A GAS GIANT
>...Huh?
>>47821991
Right in the feels.
>>47821541
>>47822294
ECH!
>>47821846
What would be the result of Saturn colliding with Earth? I assume the core would be big enough to destroy Earth if they crashed into each other, but if Earth passed through the purely gaseous portion, what then?
>>47822442
Then it is crashed by mass of gas and broken into dust.
>>47822442
>>47822482
You don't have to worry about that part. Inside the Roche limit Earth would be ripped apart by tidal forces and make a really impressive new ring.
>>47823039
And even if we didn't get close enough for that, our orbit would be permanently fucked by the flyby. Fair chance that we'd fall into the sun.
>>47822294
>38000 years in the future and British dentistry is still crap
Sound right.
>>47822442
Either-
A) We all die.
B) We all get super powers.
C) We all get super powers and then die.
>>47823673
I forget, did all that junk getting covered in ectoplasma become relevant later on? What was the thing that shot out the gunk in the first place?
>>47825322
>>47825385
nonsense, the correct response to the orc babby thing is to slay the evil ass orcs, and adopt the children
>>47825405
>adopt the children
>GM: orcs are born Evil and are irredeemable. By adopting them you have allowed Evil to flourish. You fall.
>>47825907
is shitting itself and wanting orc titty milk evil? because that means half of us are evil when drunk
>>47822294
>>47822322
>>47822442
There's actually a pretty cool miniseries that was on Science Channel which was basically "what if we recreated these other planets' weather condition ON EARTH."
>>47826005
It's the crux of the Orc baby what do scenario dickish GMs throw at Paladins.
Babies are innocent. Killing one is Evil, so you fall.
Orcs are Evil, even the babies. Sparing one means it's free to one day do something bad. You fall.
No it doesn't make sense. That's because it's an unwinnable scenario designed by someone actively working against you and who believes he has final say on everything.
>>47826072
>that pic
>when the dm doesn't have a player limit.jpg
>>47826072
An inherently evil race probably has evil babies that will try to scratch and bite you even if it can't
>>47826072
>Disaster derrick
>Not King Seeker Frempt
>>47826072
Some of these dudes look like bros for real.
Guy at the back with too much beard and glasses? Would hang out with.
>>47826198
The Kenny Loggins-looking guy? I dunno, I've known a few guys who look like that. They're always weird.
Heavy Metal Jason and Rob Brydon look normal enough. I'd stay the fuck away from most of these guys though. Especially the Sodomizer. Unless they're some kind of roughneck, I don't trust anyone who wears hiking boots as regular shoes.
>>47826072
>it's an unwinnable scenario
Baleful Polymorph
>>47826254
>Unless they're some kind of roughneck, I don't trust anyone who wears hiking boots as regular shoes.
What about work boots, or jungle boots?
Fuck reg'lar ass shoes.
>>47826302
>You have allowed the party wizard to torture a child and alter its destiny. You are complacent in Evil. You fall.
It's a situation directed specifically at paladins and if the GM is the type to do it he will move the goalposts and make you fall.
>>47826254
>I don't trust anyone who wears hiking boots as regular shoes.
What if they are under 5ft and care for that one extra inch the hiking boot soles give them?
>>47826072
>big hat logan
My sides
>>47826355
So wait the orcs are evil in the setting and killing evil creatures as a good character is considered an act of evil as well?
What retarded setting are you playing in even?inb4 rl
>>47826328
>>47826381
I dunno, unless it's for your job or some shit I just think work boots look weird. I don't get too hung up on fashion, but it offends even my sense of style in most cases.
>>47826461
It's not about the setting. It's about the GM intentionally abusing and cheating Alignment rules to fuck with you. I've been lucky enough to avoid it.
>>47826461
Basically the orc baby is in a quantum super position of being both 'irredeemably evil' and 'completely innocent' until you decide what to do with it. The GM picks the option that causes the paladin to fall once the paladin has decided what to do with it.
>>47826381
>Willingly associating with manlets
>>47826072
One of two things, party cleric uses change alignment or take it in until you know what to do with it. If it grows up evil, smite. If it turns good somehow (pally can sense that) then have it raised as part of your family. If DM still makes you fall, scoop up your papers and leave the table.
I'm thinking that the value of a child life is being greatly overrated. It would have difficulty making it through life if it could somehow overcome it's nature, it may be considered a kindness to pass it through a kinder afterlife than what would perhaps face it later. Obviously this DEPENDS ON THE SETTING and it's metaphysics, though.
Otherwise a matter of acceptable practicality may be assumed: Even if you can raise a goblin to be a decent, if rather useless, being, conserving their lives and letting them breed would quickly overrun the normal races.
As far as an actual answer: Ask your DM what he was trained to do, what all the other paladins do.
>>47826987
Was this nigga on PCP or something at least?
>>47827055
that supposed to be a reference to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8azlP-FgHs
>>47827055
>Orion left critical role unironically
>>47827055
fuckin saved m8
>>47827071
Female police are usually even more incompetent than male police because they're held to even lower standards.
>>47827152
Fucking beautiful.
>>47827104
yeah
>>47825341
Gonna need a source for this one. That line is too stupid not to get context for it.
>>47827071
Nah, those bitches just really don't care about doing their jobs. It's stunning, really. How can anyone not be enthused about the chance to legally beat a motherfucker? The wage gap is real and justified.
>>47827277
I'm not sure I understand what's going on here
>>47827411
Some excellent cinematography by the looks of it.
>>47827411
Camera is passed through the car to create the shot shown above.
I think it's from The Raid 2.
>>47821541
>GM attempts horror
>>47827595
It is, great fucking scene
>>47825907
>By adopting them you have allowed Evil to flourish. You fall.
Nonsense, I will simply enrol the orc child in an american public school. He will never flourish.
>>47825385
I take the baby to a church of my deity and give it to the priests there.
>>47821846
I'm pretty sure there'd be a lot more explosions as all the asteroids in the ring hit us, plus all kinds of weird gravity shit happening as another planetary object passes right by us
>>47827205
The perspective on that painting always annoys me. Why isn't her back reflected properly in the mirror?
Have anyone played an Artificer that was in love with a Warforged?
>>47827824
Only web blogs book I bought, and boy am I glad I did.
I recommend the book if you've not got it Anon. He actually managed to make a cohesive setting that didn't spoil the joke.
>>47827890
Popular theory suggests that the woman behind her is actually a different wench and the viewer is facing the floor and not a mirror.
>>47827995
Problem there is the 'other wench' stops at the gilt edge, so there'd have to be some sort of weird low wall in the middle of the bar. Look just below the bowl of oranges.
>>47827995
That's true. There's no mirror there. Just look how the bowl of oranges isn't reflected.
>>47827890
Tell me about it.
>>47825907
I use time travel to slay the orc's evil parent before the baby's conception. Evil is not permitted to flourish as it does not exist and never existed through my actions.
>>47827890
IIRC, he felt it unbalanced the painting or it distracted from the woman facing us.
>>47827890
We're the reflection looking out.
Or she's a vampire.
>>47828112
>>47828026
>>47827995
The central figure stands before a mirror, although critics—accusing Manet of ignorance of perspective and alleging various impossibilities in the painting—have debated this point since the earliest reviews were published. In 2000, however, a photograph taken from a suitable point of view of a staged reconstruction was shown to reproduce the scene as painted by Manet.[3] According to this reconstruction, "the conversation that many have assumed was transpiring between the barmaid and gentleman is revealed to be an optical trick—the man stands outside the painter's field of vision, to the left, and looks away from the barmaid, rather than standing right in front of her."[3] As it appears, the observer should be standing to the right and closer to the bar than the man whose reflection appears at the right edge of the picture. This is an unusual departure from the central point of view usually assumed when viewing pictures drawn according to perspective.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Bar_at_the_Folies-Berg%C3%A8re
>>47828155
http://www.getty.edu/art/exhibitions/manet_bar/looking_glass.html
>>47828155
This is such a fucking /tg/ thing to argue over.
>>47828155
>>47828176
Yes, but is it art?
>>47827959
sauce?
>>47828176
I love /tg/ when it isn't trying to be /pol/, /b/, or /v/. Stuff like this is pretty interesting.
>>47828200
Click the title button or Google. Both will give you the answer.
>>47828167
Still a bit off, but not too bad
>>47828176
We're not really arguing, just trying to appreciate art
>>47828209
>>47828176
>>47825185
this makes my penis feel funny
>>47828224
>sphinctoral guillotine
There's a phrase I never thought I'd see
>>47828232
I got a more emotional response, myself. I mean I *could* fap to it, but it's a secondary desire.
>>47828209
I was saying that in a happy way, Anon.
>>47828250
I've spent enough time here I can fap to anything at this point.
>>47828286
Fap to >>47828288
>>47828200
Record of Lodoss War.
>>47825628
Ha!
>>47828303
It wasn't easy, but done.
>>47826609
Dude jungle-style combat boots are fashionable as fuch
>>47825322
Those earrings are a turnoff.
>>47825322
>>47828628
Maybe she just likes Voltorbs.
>>47827710
In Missouri, Alabama or Georgia. I went to a competent high school. One of my classmates is trying out for the Olympics and at least 20 got into Ivy League Schools.
>>47825322
>420-666-69
>>47828687
Pfft. Nice catch.
>>47828757
kek'd
>>47827817
also a shit ton of radiation, gas giants put out a lot of that
>>47828814
Took me ages but I found it.
Fantastic.
>>47828838
>>47829011
Oh bravo
>>47829004
More like anti-semantics.
>>47829025
>Invisible lance of longinus
>>47829089
kek
>>47829025
Hah, that literally happened in mcninja. Fucking mimes.
>>47829132
...Dammit.
>>47829132
Kid's a total fruit but A+ for effort.
>>47829132
>>47829089
>>47825968
Context and/or sauce.
>>47829389
Issue #20 of Jason Aaron's Ghost Rider run.
>>47829436
>Alien by The Asylum
>>47821902
This picture was taken literally like a mile from where I live. Goddamn people in this state drive like idiots if there's snow
>>47828939
God. It's just so... cringe.
Is... is there more?
>>47829458
>>47829465
BACK THE FUCK OFF!??!?
>>47829486
>>47829509
>>47829465
>>47825225
>>47821846
As someone with megalophobia this shit freaks me out.
>>47829510
>>47826072
>Danger Zone Steve.
>Not MGS The Phantom Dice
Kojima you had one job.
>>47825392
>In plate armor with a sword and shield
>Stopped by two unarmed rental cops
He obviously wasn't a true Champion of Justice
>>47829553
Does anyone have those funny reloading webms from counter strike? I remember one is opening up a revolver and emptying hundreds of shells out of it, and that there were about three in total.
>>47829738
>>47829694
Yes, but they're not relevant to the thread.
Also this isn't /r/.
>>47828286
Floor tiles?
>>47829766
...Ya lost me
>>47829766
I don't get it, but now I'm hungry.
>>47829623
How long would Doomguy even last in 40k
>>47829824
>Unarmed
>>47829838
Longer than any of us.
>>47829840
He actually doesn't draw his hidden blades til the end of trailer.
>>47829838
He'd kill everything in the Warp then kill everything evil in Real Space as well.
>>47829820
I think it's the wizard parts are all the good food clips, the monk parts are the interspersed clips of the fat guy who has a cooking channel on Youtube who can't cook for shit. Think his name is Jack. He's a meme on /ck/.
>>47828288
I waited until the end and I'm so glad I did.
>>47829838
He once died, went to Hell, then fought his way out of Hell. He essentially killed his own death. If One Punch Man is the Unstoppable Force of "Who would win?" then Doomguy is the Immovable Object.
>>47829877
>He actually doesn't draw his hidden blades til the end of trailer.
Except all the guys he keeps stabbing in the throat.
>>47829946
He's punching them in the throat. Just watch the trailer.
>>47829796
Wow. I remember that from Newgrounds.
The first one was what? 15 years ago?
>>47829838
Seeing as how a Bolter would be about equal to a Revenant rocket, and that's nothing compared to a Cyberdemon's arsenal, pretty fucking well.
>>47830012
Doom guy deserves a Chapter
>>47830012
That poor Space Marine.
>>47829877
>He actually doesn't draw his hidden blades til the end of trailer.
the very first thing he does is punch a hidden blade in to someone's chest
>>47830037
Doom guy IS a chapter.
>>47829836
Yeah, I wish I could make some of that shit.
>>47826072
I take it prisoner, then bring it to a Cleric of my faith to cast Atonement. What now, bitch? What now?
>>47825322
>condoms
why
>>47829565
Must....resist....taint....of..... chaos
>>47830114
She's going to be wearing them.
>>47830130
>>47829458
RAKSHASA!
>>47830113
>You have willingly and knowingly spared and Evil creature. You fall
See >>47826710. He has it right
I don't think you guys understand the point of an Orc Baby scenario. The DM is not interested in seeing you come up with some kind of third option or interesting alternative. It's the Kobayashi-Maru test, but designed and proctored by someone using it as an excuse to flunk you out of Starfleet.
The only solution is not letting That Guy DM.
>>47830203
>>47830207
Beautiful timing.
>>47830290
Literally the cover of Hills Have Eyes.
>>47830295
He's a big guy
>>47830295
What's the point of hulking out if you're piloting something?
>>47821846
I really like this Youtube channel.
>>47830207
>12 seconds
JIDF detected
>>47830331
Itdidn't help him at all, he was just losing control.
>>47830242
Shit, is this an edit??
I need more Alice in my life.
>>47830290
>molyneux
TRS WAS RIGHT
>>47830383
Yeah, it's a corruption manga.
>>47830383
It's reversed. The panels are supposed to be the other way around. She goes from a pure maiden to slut.Which sucks, because I love me a good redemption story.
>>47830393
Goddamn. And here I got my hopes up.
It's a pretty good concept tho, I'd love to see it happen.
>>47830300
>>47830476
Yeah I've... I don't think I've seen it before. Maybe some with a waifu'd succubus but that's not quite the same.
