Why didn't the Eldar and Humanity just talk over their problems with a nice cup of tea and a few heartfelt nights of hate-fucking? That's how humans usually solve problems, after all.
>>47814783
Because eldar are all 'MUH SECRETS' and 'PROPHECIES' and 'FUCK YOUR PLANET TO SAVE ONE ELDAR'
>>47814783
And humanity's problems are solved?
>>47814783
>God-Emperor is a self-loathing Eldar
>>47815177
We stopped fucking each other and started threatening to nuke each other instead.. That's when things stopped getting better.
Through dick, unity. Remember this.
Cause they're all racist bastids?
Eldar are physically incapable of treating non eldar with anything approaching respect. Humans are like particularly smart dogs to them.
>>47814783
>let's just sit down and talk with the race that's been consistently fucking with us for more than ten thousand years
how about let's not
>>47815209
You'd think that being directly responsible for the creation of a chaos god that at most of their pantheon and ate their worlds would at least make craftworld eldar more humble.
>>47815391
If anything it would make them more arrogant.
>our fall created a god
>yours will just create a power vacuum
>in all things, even failure, we style on you
>>47815414
Their skill at mental gymnastics is quite appropriate at how they're such twinky faggots.
>>47815391
you'd think having their war god emasculated by space marines would also humble them a little, but they're still pointlessly arrogant
Mainly because the imperium treats any alien race like a temporary ally eventually to be replaced by humans.
The Eldar have gotten everything right make short alliances and then get the fuck away.
>>47814783
Because the last time eldars "hate-fucked" they created a new chaos god, thats why
>>47814783
They did at various times. However neither humans nor Eldar are really all that united but they treat each other like they are. Moreover neither is really willing to sacrifice for the sake of the other when push comes to shove.
Humanity got along fine with the Eldar under the rule of the Interix but alas, they're gone. Chaos and the Imperium wiped them out. The Interix were unique in that they were both very capable and also very willing to adapt to the requirements of other species and make personal sacrifices to ensure peace.
The squats were allied with the Eldar (being demihumans they count) but the Eldar betrayed them at a crucial juncture which ensured eternal enmity between the two groups until the squats were eaten by Tyranids.
Various groups living on shared Imperial/Eldar worlds have peace agreements that are both respected and broken by both internal and external pressures. Occasionally the Imperium will want to purge the xenos and flood those worlds with outside soldiers or the craftworld Eldar will decide to purge the xenos and flood those worlds with Eldar. Neither the local knights or the Exodites get a lot of say.
Truces will also often be made between groups like the Imperial Guard or Space Marines and the Eldar. However it's a very limited alliance between one small faction of the imperium and one craftworld. A group of Imperial Guard may be fine with teaming up with the Eldar to fight Chaos while the Sisters of Battle that show up to reinforce them may not and vice versa. Some groups on both sides are more xenophobic than others.
Also Khorne is actively working to make everyone angry and xenophobic to ensure there is always war. Reasonable people acting reasonably would starve him.
>>47814783
Because the premise of 40K is "what if instead of being more rational in the future everyone is a giant dick", because it's a parody on stuff like Star Trek and Aasimov and a satire on real life groups and behavior.
>>47815391
It did, massively. Just compare them to DEldar.
>>47816708
I suppose you have a point there. Still so much arrogance and hubris though.
Because to the Eldar the humans are vermin.
Vermin they can occasionly dupe into playing along with their scheme.
Threadly reminder, the Eldar would burn a world of 500 billion humans souls to save a single Eldar life.
>>47814783
Why don't Humanity and Orks just talk over their problems with a nice cup of tea and a few heartfelt nights of hate-fucking? That's how humans usually solve problems, after all.
What I don't get is, why don't the eldar just...leave? Why don't they head off to the far fringes of the milky way, or even further beyond and leave the humans and their squabbles behind?
>>47816875
How does one seduce an asexual mushroom with anger management problems?
>>47816901
Orks have no problems managing their anger, that's just anti-WAAAGH propaganda.
>>47815209
And humans have a "kill on sight" policy towards Xenos that fucked them over more times than you can count
They aren't going to be friends without both the Imperium falling and the Eldar getting way more shit kicked in
>>47815391
You'd think having their Living God die and half of their demi-gods turn to Chaos would have done the same for Humans, but hey swings and roundabouts.
>>47816834
And humans would gladly make the same trade.
>>47817055
Or rather, gladly kill 500 billion to kill a single Eldar
>>47816901
>mad heretical scientist creates female Orks that have their warlike instincts redirected toward an insatiable sexual appetite
>>47816898
>muh garden world's
>muh legacy
>muh old shit being stolen by mon'keigh
>>47817071
>female orks
>>47817071
>an ancient evil awakens
>>47816898
They are leaving, at sub-luminal speeds
>>47814783
They probably couldn't agree on either tea or coffee
>>47816898
How would they.
They use the Webway for safe travel. And while they can use the warp they would rather stay and fight an entire splinter fleet of tyranids than using it, since they will get slaaneshd due to having stronger souls than humans and slaanesh always searching for more Eldar souls.
And while they probably could pack winter rations and leave for the nearest galaxy. Theres the problem with tyranids and orks being everywhere outside.
>>47817105
>creates
>>47817071
>Implying it wasn't a bunch of mekboys who where trying to harness that sister of battle PMS battlerage
>>47816875
They have.
Well some of em.
A few craftworlds burned out a bunch of stars to GTFO the galactic cluster.
>>47817254
Source
Sounds fun
>>47817071
Didn't female orks used to exist, and then it was retconned?
>>47817059
>>47817055
Humans would sacrifice 500 billion to kill one Eldar.
>>47817346
>ork diplomats
DAT 'UMIE GOTZ DA GREEN FEVAH' BOYZ
>>47817105
I believe the term in >>47817071's scenario would probably end up being "fukkboyz", because they learn that the odd way the new boyz with the squishy gubbins up front get stuck in with other races is apparently called "fukkin" by the 'umies.
The other boyz still can't make heads or tails of what kind of fighting it is, but the eagerness displayed by some of their opponents to get stuck in that way would lead some boyz to attempt imitating the fukkboyz to hilarious and disturbing results.
>>47814783
Because Eldar look at humans roughly the same way we'd look at a monkey.
>>47814783
because both sides kept backstabbing each other.
>>47814783
Listen, if you partied so hard that you created a literal fucking god could you hang with prudes like the Imperium?
>>47814783
Because thats HERESY
>>47817097
Hang on, I think I have a highly relevant scan for this sort of situation. It's less a matter of genociding the humans over their old garden world, and more of a conflict that escalated to the point where they released a shard of Khaine, which spiritually committed them to killing every single human on said planet.
>>47814783
Would you make a deal with ants?
>>47814783
Because they'd view that as basically beastiality.
>>47814783
Those breasts are a touch too large for a species that's supposedly 0% body fat, don't you think?
>>47814783
I DONT CREATED YOU SHITS TO INFIGHT.
WHY DO YOU THINK HUMANS ARE GENETICALLY COMPATIBLE WITH ELDAR?
WHY DO YOU IDIOTS THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE OTHER?
DUMB APES.
THIS IS WHY I CREATED THE TYRANIDS.
REEEEEEEE
>>47817750
nah it just goes where the elder want it
>>47817750
>Implying Eldar don't have sick pecs
>>47817750
Maybe their breasts are made of muscle or something, not that would make much sense.
>>47817762
>WHY DO YOU THINK HUMANS ARE GENETICALLY COMPATIBLE WITH ELDAR?
They aren't.
>>47817762
Fuck off, Old Ones, you're dead.
>>47817801
YES THEY ARE YOU DUMB AMOBA. READ SOME BOOKS. ITS HINTED MULTIPLE TIMES AND IM NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE SPOCK-ULTRASMURF.
>>47817807
AND SO ARE YOU. SOON.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>47814783
Because humans are disgusting savages that are more likely to go against Eldar advice out of spite, than to actually listen to reason, assuming they don't just shoot you on sight.
See >>47817685
That is what trying to deal with humans like civilized beings brings. Humans are a blight upon the galaxy.
>>47817839
>what is the fall
>>47817830
>YES THEY ARE YOU DUMB AMOBA. READ SOME BOOKS. ITS HINTED MULTIPLE TIMES AND IM NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE SPOCK-ULTRASMURF.
Then give me a source.
>>47817799
Bags of wraithbone, maybe?
>>47817852
SOMETHING WITH ELDAR-PIRATES I CANT REMEMBER
EDUCATE YOURSELF SHITLORD!!
>>47816898
The Eldar are tied to the galaxy. They can't leave. Craftworlds for one, aren't wholly self sufficient. Also, even if they would be, the travel to another galaxy would take massive amounts of time on a craftworld, that travels at sub ftl speeds even by eldar standards. They also would lack the home field advantage they have in milky way if they left the galaxy.
>>47814869
Whereas the Imperium is "a book says we should kill everyone so that's what we're gonna do."
>>47817874
>still can't give a source.
A chaos corrupted pirate doesn't make half eldar canonical in any ways, you stupid smelly frog.
Eldar are alien beings, and can't reproduce with humans. A human has greater chances at breeding with a god damn oak tree than with an Eldar.
>>47814783
Why would Eldar negociate with humans?
Do we negociate with animals? No, we just slaughter them.
Eldar view humans the way that humans view animals.
>>47814783
Because fuck you, you mon'keigh fucking shits.
>>47817887
To be fair, the book was written after the fact that the closest thing to a god led the remainder of humanity out of the ashes of their former empire, which was turned to ashes as a direct result of xenos being dicks. The Eldar were dicks by birthing a god through murder fucking, the other xenos betraying humanity while we were down.
>>47817966
>The Eldar were dicks by birthing a god through murder fucking
This sounds like it was intentionally.
>>47817762
>engineer eldar and humans so they can pleasure themselves to that hot and heretical xeno on xeno action
>humans and eldar start hating each other instead of fucking each other
>old ones all die of disappointment and depression
Being Old One is suffering, for sure
>>47817966
It's been proven that not all xenos attacked humanity during the Fall. The Interex and other human soveriegnties were living peacefully with aliens when the Crusade found them. Only mankind's old enemies attacked them. The Emperor was just a huge arrogant douche who wanted to exterminate everything that didn't look like him.
There was even a planet where CWEldar had saved humans from DEldar and settled them with Exodites.
>>47818001
Well seeing how there is no picture of a happy Old one, I'd say their disappointed in all their creations not doing the thing they were intended to do.
>>47817990
It was in a way.
Some of the pleasure cults of the pre fall eldar were fully aware of the fact that their debauchery was stirring a new god in the warp. They just thought that that god was going to grant them pleasure undending once it was born.
>>47818001
>old ones engineered humanity meme
Top kek.
Old ones were all fucking dead over 60 million years ago. Humans evolved on a world that was SEEDED by old ones, yes, but humanity itself was in no way, engineered by old ones, because THEY WERE ALL DEAD BY THE TIME DINOSAURS STILL WALKED THE EARTH.
>>47818037
I don't really want to be nitpicky or pedantic, but I think that you can only be a dick if you are aware of the true consequences. They probably didn't know about the whole soul-eating thing.
Eldar sure are dicks, but in this case I think they were just dumb perverts.
>>47818060
>just dumb perverts.
That's putting the lows the pre fall eldar society descended right before the fall, lightly.
The streets of eldar cities were running red with blood due to the deranged and increasingly twisted pleasures the cults engaged in.
The Asurmen novel sheds some insight to the descend into darkness the Eldar empire underwent. By the end of it, it was outright civil war, with everyone with a lick of sense in their heads fleeing while the rest were killing other eldar, and indulging in increasingly sick and depraved acts for shit and giggles.
>>47816875
Because the current state of affairs is the orky equivalent of nice cup of tea and a few heartfelt nights if hate-fucking.
I don't think 40k orks really hate anyone, they just like fighting.
>>47817930
Do you realize how many people fantasize about fucking horses, or their dogs, or anything else. Do you realize how much bestality would happen if humanity ran into another sapient species that was capable of language and civilization?
If the Eldar viewed Humans the same way we viewed animals, there would be non-stop orgies filled with only the most depraved xeno fucking. There would be entire planets dedicated to mon-keigh fucking. There would be Eldar books filled with naked human women begging for their superior space elf dicks.This is what the Dark Eldar do anyways. Endless BDSM, torutre, slavery, and depravity to satisfy their sadistic desires. They're the sickest fucks in the setting.
>>47814783
Eldar and Humans are too similar, they both see themselves in each other and that's why they'll never have peace.
Eldar are best race tbqh, humanity should submit
>>47816498
>Reasonable people acting reasonably would starve him.
> Reasonable people acting reasonably would instantly solve 60% of the Imperiums problems and turn Chaos and the orks easily handled threats.
Fixed. 40k is enforced Grimdark, so any time anyone has an idea that would actually work, someone more important them them has to kill them out of fear or jealousy.
>>47817949
>>47817839
How did Eldar get access to a Mongolian image board
>>47817839
no bully
>>47817904
>picture
YOU CAN'T MATCH MY POTIONS' STRENGTH, THEY ARE THE STRONGEST POTIONS IN THE WORLD!
>>47818323
>Mongolian image board
This was the lamest attempt at this I've ever seen.
>>47818357
Гaлзyyгийн бyтлaг.
>>47817495
This sounds interesting...
>>47817495
Fucking EW
You actually want to fuck AN ORK
That's fucking nasty m8
>>47818357
he misspelled "mongoloid"
A bookshelf
>>47818241
>implying humans don't want to be dominated by dark eldar wyches
>>47818481
>implying we don't like Eldar AND DEldar
>>47818481
I'd rather be a banshee's pet desu
>>47818706
Why?
>>47818705
Agreed
>tfw will never be eldar l̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶ pet
>>47818705
I want to be the pet human of an eldar!
>you will never lick your eldar mistress's boots while she insults you in her native tongue
Why live?
>>47817862
Why only have them on the females, though?
>>47818864
Because the men don't need them.
They already havewraithboners.
>>47818912
>wraithboners
wat
>>47818912
I'm unsure whether to applaud you or punch you in the dick.
>>47817966
> of the ashes of their former empire, which was turned to ashes as a direct result of xenos being
Actually caused by humans fucking themselves over with Men of Iron but whatever
>>47817966
its humanity's fault though :^)
>>47817852
Here you go. Old fluff that was never retconed. Also mentions of half Eldar pirates.
>>47819604
>IM NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE SPOCK-ULTRASMURF
>>47819633
I'm not the one who made you that promise.
cmon, someone post the picture of the eldar with the big box of the secrets and the imperial guardsman
>i could help
>NO
>if you'd just-
>I'D RATHER DIE
>>47819837
What picture?
>>47819854
It a short cartoon talking about the various factions of 40k
>>47816498
god damn you reminded about the interex and now i'm sad
>>47819423
>>47819468
Humanity could've survived the Men of Iron rebellion if the Eldar didn't murderfuck Slaanesh into existance, the resulting warp storms cutting humanity's planets off from each other, therefore irrevocably shattering the human empire, where, according to this anon >>47818030 only some allied xeno empires attacked us while we were down.
TL;DR: Humanity would've been fine if not for xenos, so the Imperium is mostly justified.
>>47820092
Same anon, keyword is MOSTLY justified. They're still professional dicks
>>47814783
Because both sides are supremacist assholes
>>47819604
The fact that half eldar fags cling to this old and outdated as fuck piece of fluff, that hasn't been referenced in any other lore in 2 fucking decades, reeks of nothing but desperation. Shit like
>chief librarian astropath
>dude hopped from Dark Angels to Ultramarines
should already tell you how blatantly that character goes against modern 40k, and as such, how he is for all intents and purposes, retconned. But no, fags who wank to the thought of their mary sue, speshul half eldar, still cling to that, almost 3 decades old lore tidbit, that has been forgotten by GW ages ago.
>mfw half-eldar fags will never get their mary sues into modern 40k, because GW has abandoned that idea, like they abandoned a lot of other retarded shit that was part of 1st edition.
>>47820092
>Humanity could've survived the Men of Iron rebellion if the Eldar didn't murderfuck Slaanesh into existance
Except that MoI happened 5000 years before the birth of Slaanesh
It was Slaanesh that SAVED humanity since it disapated the warp storm around terra
>>47814783
Pretty much the same reasons governments don't do this: to stuck up their own asses and full of themselves.
>>47818790
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE GIVEN THIS FEEL. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
People who waifu and fetishise the Eldar are the worst.
They aren't even fans of the Eldar, nor know their lore. They just like a twisted and inaccurate idea of them because of crappy fap bait fanart, dow kiddie memes, and shitty /tg/ smut.
I wish nothing but a thousand deaths upon your ilk.
>>47820278
Well put.
>>47820092
Or if mankind had submitted to the Eldar as Eldar pets and sex slaves :^)
>>47820335
Thanks m8.
I am sick and tired of the people whose only interest in the Eldar is pathetic waifuism.
>>47817949
is this game getting better?
>>47820278
I just want to marry a beautiful Eldar woman and be her foot slave. What's so wrong about that?
Eldar are so tsundere.
It makes my penis even harder.
>>47820434
>>47820335
>>47820278
What if you like lore AND waifuism
>>47820435
It's decent imo.
Plays basically like Space Marine, but with deeper combat mechanics, more mobility, bigger maps, and in geenral, more shit in it.
The Eldar were added in about a week ago (though they are still missing 2 classes, and require a lot of work), and orks are inbound this summer.
This thread on /wsg/ has a bunch of eldar gameplay I made webms of.
>>>/wsg/1127955
>>47820447
Masturbate before you enter this board. It's that simple.
>>47820468
nice
>>47820438
are you me?
>>47820487
B-but I want to commit heresy :^(
>>47820447
If you actually knew and liked the lore, than you wouldn't' waifu the eldar, so your statement makes no sense.
The Eldar are incomprehensibly old alien species, whose passing resemblance to humanity does nothing to hide their eldrich and alien nature. They see humans as nothing more than vermin that can sometimes be used to their own ends, at best, or as prey to be hunted down for sport, at worst.
They are, without exception, inhuman, fickle monsters at their core that happen to resemble humans in appearance a bit.
>>47820541
Yes, but being treated like vermin and crap like that is kinda kinky, so is mysterious alien things
>xenophilia
>>47820506
masturbate to delicious heresy.
>>47820541
the eldar are WHFB elves in space. Said elves are super hot and humans want to fuck them.
>>47820541
>that happen to resemble humans in appearance a bit.
That's all that's needed to waifu them. No matter how fucked up the lore surrounding them is, it will be someone's fetish. The only thing that can stop waifuism is if you don't give them a place to put their dicks.
And even then, it's not a guarantee.
>>47820541
That's exactly what I love about Eldar though.
They're tsundere but they'd eventually come to accept me. My Eldarfu and I could bring peace between our two people.
Either that or die tragically like Romeo and Juliet. Either way I'd still get to kiss her feet and tickle her while she calls me a filthy human pig.
>>47820586
>the eldar are WHFB elves in space
That's a way to narrow view. Fantasy elves aren't psyker, they don't feel emotions ten times stronger, they get eaten by slaanesh.
>>47820628
>slaanesh
see? extra kinky
>logic
>40k
Honestly I just browse these threads for pictures of space elf hotties
>>47820561
Do you think that exterminating rats is kinky? Because that is how the Craftworld Eldar see killing humans. Dark Eldar take sick, sadistic pleasure in it, like a kid who likes to torture animals.
>>47820586
>the eldar are WHFB elves in space. Said elves are super hot and humans want to fuck them.
No, are not, in anything other than having same names for some of their gods (whose roles themselves are extremely different respectively)
The fact that you think that they are, just shows how little you know of the lore of either race.
>>47820617
And that's why people who waifu them are colossal retards, who deserve nothing but mockery.
>>47820618
Fuck off, you roleplaying faggot.
>>47820646
smart fella.
>>47820618
why boner.
>>47820677
>Do you think that exterminating rats is kinky?
No, but being sadistically fucked by evil space elves is kinda hot m8
>>47820706
NO
STOP
STOP TOUCHING MY PRECIOUS LORE
>>47820739
But whyyyyy
I'm just saying they need to torture people and probably get horny at some point and are probably very stressed...
Dark Eldar = sexy as fuck
Then there are the regular Eldar who are so arrogant and condescending that it makes for like great domination scenarios...
>>47820768
but they look like spooky ayylmaos even though in universe humans are attracted to them
>>47820706
Except they wouldn't fuck you, you colossal moron.
They would TORTURE YOU.
As in, hurt you so much that your whole existence was nothing pain, making you wish for a death that they would be extremely slow to give you, just to keep tormenting you for ass long as they possibly could, because they derive spiritual sustenance from the pain and suffering of their victims.
Read the end of this>>47817685
The guy who pissed off the Eldar in that story has been kept alive by the Dark Eldar for ONE THOUSAND, AND FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED YEARS, in constant pain and torment.
If you think that Deldar are just "lol kinky sex" then you are a fanwanking retard who ignores the lore for your own fetishes, and as such, you should stick to /d/, you cancerous fucking asswipe.
>>47820786
Seriously, look at that thats hot
Besides all 40k human men and women are cultists to their emperor :^(
>>47820799
nothing but pain*
>>47820799
I am actually fapping to that scenario you just posted RIGHT NOW
>>47820827
someone stop this anon
Delete this thread.
OP's question may have been an honest one and certainly something that is worth a discussion. But that's not what the thread is about now. Smutfags have invaded again. And they don't talk about traditional games.
>>47820835
The Inquisition don't real anon :^)
>>47820786
Nobody is claiming that the Eldar look like spooky ayy lmaos you retard.
The Eldar resemble humans to a degree, but even a passing glance reveals their inhuman and alien nature, as stated by their codexes.
>>47814783
BECAUSE IT'S WARHAMMER, DAMN IT! THERE IS ONLY WAR!
>>47820856
They should just be permabanned from /tg/. They can wank over their retarded shit on /d/, why the fuck do they have to always ruin discussions here?
>>47820874
Wor. Wor nevar jencez.
>>47818912
>wraithboners
>to get her man in the mood, she must first speak to the dick
>she must sing to it, if you must
>>47820195
Holy shit, really? I need to go back and read the again. Thanks for the info anon.
>ywn fuck a dying eldar after she's been dismembered on the battlefield
It's the best chance a guardsman's got with an eldar.
>>47820936
Wow. That is too fucked up for me.
>>47820015
Interex? More like Heretex, amirite?
![half_human__half_eldar_by_mrrumbles-d5lj8d7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0s09s8I.jpg "half_human__half_eldar_by_mrrumbles-d5lj8d7[1].jpg")
>>47814783
half-Eldar is cannon.
>>47820936
Fuck off dude. I just want to kiss Eldar's feet like any normal person but you have to bring your gore fetish into it.
Die.
>>47820856
Someone should punch those assholes already.
If this is how mankind thinks NOW the Imperium is already doomed t.b.h.
>>47820990
Lol nope.
Almost 30 year old lore, that has extreme inconsistencies with modern 40k, and hasn't been mentioned, or even alluded to in decades, means that your shit is no longer fucking canonical.
Keep being desperate for your mary sue half eldar though.
>>47821012
Fuck the imperium.
>>47821001
>muh strong warrior gurlz
>y-you mean bad things can happen to them?!
>>47821038
Are you a filthy Xeno?
>>47820856
Smut is the most traditional of games, certainly more than some thirty year old poor excuse for a wargame. Accept that your shitty setting made to appeal to a 14 year old's sense of maturity is only good for what waifus can be extracted from it.
>>47821050
No I'm human scum just like you.
>>47820954
>>47821001
Did we find the smutfag antidote?
Quickly, post more Eldar gore. That's preferrable to smut faggotry.
>All this talk about Eldar fucking
Y'all gue'las need the Greater Good.
>>47821062
No, not really. You'll just attract gorefags who are 1000000x worse.
>>47821061
then why hate the imperium
>>47821062
What if we post sexy Eldar guys?
>>47821076
Because you talk shit about my Eldarfus.
>>47821093
This pleases me
<3
>>47821099
wat
I like Eldar D:
>>47821076
> You'll just attract gorefags who are 1000000x worse.
You underestimate my hatred of smutfags.
I prefer gore dumps over these roleplaying fags who can't stop themselves from injecting their faggotry everywhere, and ruining all Eldar threads.
>>47821067
This.
>>47821109
Well instead you'll get
>"OH FUCK YEAH PEOPLE DYING MMMM I LOVE DAT BLOOD AND GUTS"
Fucking fucktard.
>>47821120
>>47821067
Tau are fucking evil and soulless.
>>47821030
The Ultramarine novel had a half eldar babe
>>47821107
Oh okay, carry on then.
>>47821109
Why? I like the Eldar in 40k and the High Elves in Fantasy. Why can't I appreciate their lore and at the same time want marry qt3.14 Eldar woman?
>>47821133
Filthy dumb greenskin scum.
>Not doing your duty for the Trysst dynasty.
The sky-mother would be disappointed in all of you.
>>47820904
Different anon, but the birth of Slaanesh essentially cleared the warpstorms and allowed for the creation of the Imperium (and its expansion, by almost removing one of the major opposing fractions).
The creation of the Imperium involved kicking the Eldar a few times when they were down. You can say things started on a wrong foot
Mind you, IIRC the 3E Eldar codex mentioned a human sage visiting a craftworld and living, so there may have been some cooperation now and then. It just didn't last.
>>47820894
And this is why everyone loves a bonesinger.
>>47821136
Point to an excerpt where it is explicitly stated that she is a half eldar.
>>47821149
Except you aren't appreciating their lore. You are ignoring most of it to satiate your pathetic waifuism. I would be fine with that, if you kept that shit to /d/, but no, you and your ilk, have to inject your annoying "I WANNA MARRY AN ELDAR" faggotry to EVERY SINGLE THREAD ABOUT THE ELDAR.
You are shitting on the lore, and the faction as a whole, with your faggotry, and I am sick of having threads about my favorite faction ruined by fags to who only see that faction as masturbationary aid, because they cling to some pathetic ideas they formed from /tg/ smut, and ignore their actual lore.
>>47821198
Is that tau?
>>47821221
>4 arms
>tau
try again
>>47821134
>Tau are fucking evil
It's called the Greater Good, gue'la, not the Greater Evil. But nice try.
>>47821214
But what is lore than majority opinion? Therefore it is you who are raping the lore commissar fag
>>47821221
>not knowing jeanstealer
how new?
>>47821259
>But what is lore than majority opinion?
There is no democratic process involved in this. Lore is what is written. Some things are ambiguous and can be speculated on. Your waifuism certainly not.
>>47821259
Lore is not a matter of god damn opinion, unless you are one of those blithering retards who think that "lol, everything is canon" about 40k.
Lore is what is written in their codexes.
And your waifuism goes directly against the way the Eldar are characterized in their dexes. As stated before, they are inhuman aliens who see humans as vermin at best, who wouldn't hesitate for even a moment to wipe out billions of humans if it saved the life of a single eldar.
They aren't some pretty waifu elves who want to bone humans to please your pathetic fetishes.
>>47821200
Also, according to the fluff in Gav Thorpe's 3E Eldar Codex (last page), the Imperium used to have ambassadors on Alaitoc,of all places, until the Beelze conflict in M.36.
>>47821292
>>47821214
Shut up, Carnac.
>>47821345
>waah, he is calling me out on my smut faggotry, he must be carnac
Try again, faggot.
>>47821361
>being autistic over inconsistent lore
>not Carnac
pls
>>47821258
Only Eldar are good tho
>>47821303
>They aren't some pretty waifu elves who want to bone humans to please your pathetic fetishes.
I know, I count on male Eldar wanting a fucktoy :^)
>>47821268
n-no bully ;~~;
>>47821382
>calling smutfags out on injecting their fetishes on the setting
>autism
Go back to /d/ faggot. You aren't welcome on this board.
>>47821382
>you just have autism!
Got some more words that lost all meaning?
>She had studied them carefully, appalled at their heathen ways and lack of cultural maturity, shocked by the ephemeral quality of their lives. She had seen their high art and music, and regarded both with disdain for their lack of profundity. She had watched them make wars, and laughed at the hollowness of their glories, and the frailty of their courage.
>In the old, old days, before Kaelor had become a neglected, decaying ghost of its former self, the aspect warriors would have derided her for consorting with the mammals of Terra. But the warriors were all but gone now, the elegant colonnades of the craftworld emptied of their glory. Those few that remained understood, as she did, that humans were the only pawns left for them to use.
>She wondered what the humans would make of her. A goddess, no doubt. In their eyes, she was a woman, far above average height for a human female, slender, and majestic. It was a ironic joke of the Cosmos that Eldar and human were so physically alike. Her perfection would have triggered wars of lust and driven human males to despair.
>She liked that idea. The mammals of Terra, weeping at her impossible beauty.
>She wept too. She wept blood. She wept for her mouldering craftworld and the shades of all those of her race that had perished. She wept because she had seen what was coming.
>Her name was Ela' Ashbel, Farseer. She considered what a human mouth would make of her name.
Even the Eldar know that humans want to tap their wraithbutts.
>>47821438
NOT CANON
>>47821438
No one has argued that the Eldar aren't attractive to humans.
What's your point?
>>47821478
That waifuism is fine because sexy Eldar :^)
>>47821500
That's a retarded leap in logic.
If you can't stop yourself from shitting up eldar threads, at least shit up the xeno threads on /d/, and keep your shit out of /tg/.
>>47821438
sauce?
>>47821303
To be honest, the "humans are vermin" is not necessarily a universally accepted truth either. Granted, it may be popular among, say, aspect warriors, but those are the eldar who try to adopt a warrior persona modeled after Khaine, and he isn't really the nicest fella around.
I would rather say, most Eldar don't like humans, and are not in a situation where they can spare any sympathy for any other race,especially one that is often hostile to them. Exceptions can happen, but they are extremely rare.
>>47821478
It's possible for a human to fall in love with an Eldar and consider her/his waifu/husbandu
And vice versa considering that Vect keeps human female slave near his throne as eye candy.
>>47821529
If I am not mistaken, Eldar Prophecy by one C.S.Goto.
>>47821529
Blind Hopes by Dan Abnett.
>>47821558
Nah.
see >>47821563
>>47821500
There is nothing wrong with finding Eldar sexy. There is everything wrong with bending established lore and ignoring everything that goes against it so you can write your self-insert greentext story about you and your loyal Eldar waifu. There is also everything wrong with you not knowing anything about Eldar that has nothing to do with their sexy females and still post on /tg/ how much you like the Eldar.
![LCB_Logo1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TocRVP6.jpg "LCB_Logo1[1].jpg")
>>47821529
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:Love_Can_Bloom
>>47821536
>It's possible for a human to fall in love with an Eldar and consider her/his waifu/husbandu
Possible, but won't change the fact how retarded that human is.
>And vice versa considering that Vect keeps human female slave near his throne as eye candy.
This however, does not follow because using Dark Eldar behavior as indication of "love" is fucking retarded in the first place, seeing how those self obsessed fuckers don't even have the concept of love. The closest thing to "love" they feel is the obsessive desire to OWN someone as their own thing, their property.
S
>>47821583
Wait... you thought I wrote shitty greentext stories? Oh, no I don't do shit like that m9
>>47821607
>Oh, no I don't do shit like that m9
Don't lie, I know your kin.
Horrible, horrible greentext stories.
>>47821620
No, seriously. I honestly just like artwork and shit like that. Text doesn't turn me on much
>>47821534
I find it extremely doubtful that even the civilian Eldar would feel any shreds of sympathy towards humans, seeing the countless atrocities humans have committed upon the Eldar kind, and how many of the civilians have had to fight against humans, or know other Eldar who have had to, either as Aspect Warriors, or as Guardians.
>>47814783
>The Eldar's biology is similar to a human's. They still have sweat and adrenal glands, they have pupils that dilate, lungs that draw in more oxygen in preparation of a standard fight or flight situation. What they do not have are the instincts of a human being. A human being (As was drilled into the Vindicare at the Temple) when confronted by a situation of fear will scream to alert members of its family unit, will attempt to either keep the predator in sight, or flee blindly to shelter or more family units. A sign you have done a job poorly is when the target is allowed to display the fear instinct. Typically, these instincts manifest themselves in the "Secondaries" onlookers, targets of opportunity, and the populace that one is attempting to get the message to. This is considered victory.
>>47821650
I dunno, Malcom X eventually liked some white people
>>47821583
>>47821646
Drawing, enjoying and posting crappy artwork that ignores the actual descriptions of the eldar appearances is on the same level as smut faggotry.
I'm talking about shit like this:
>>47820786
for example.
>>47821663
White people and black people are also actually members of the same species, as hard as it is to believe that.
Eldar and humans on the other hand, are alien species to each other and differ from one another in very drastic ways, both in mere appearance, but also in biology, culture, history, and pretty much everything else worth of note.
>>47821650
The Eldar seer in the Path series spared a human child and tried to rescue her.
The Shadowseer in the Beast series stumbled on a scribes while ingratiating the Imperial palace. She was going to kill them all until she saw that among them were a human child. She was disgusted at the notion of killing an innocent child and spared the family to the determinant of her mission.
Eldar do have empathy for humans. At least the little ones.
>>47821580
Hm, my bad, I thought the blind farseer momentarily musing how stunning humans would find her was from Goto.
WAIT. Waitwaitwait... Isn't that the same Farseer mentioned in FFG's Rogue Trader line?
/Opens Edge of the Abyss.
"The most prominent leader of the Craftworld is Farseer Ela'Ashbel... Blinded at a young age...she sheds tears of blood when manifesting her potent psychic abilities."
Well damn.
>>47821714
I don't draw either. Mostly stuff like the OP pic or official stuff because 90% of "artists" are kinda crappy
>Eldar and humans on the other hand, are alien species to each other and differ from one another in very drastic ways, both in mere appearance, but also in biology, culture, history, and pretty much everything else worth of note.
Still, if the Imperium was less shitty then human-xeno relations would be better
>>47821718
Humans on the other hand, would gladly slaughter all xenos, children included.
Again, as stated earlier in this thread, humans are fucking barbarians in 40k, even by our standards.
>>47821743
If the imperium was a little less shitty in many ways, things would be a lot of better in general.
Imperium is a shitty regime, ruled by shitty people, with shitty dogma, and it's denizens live shitty, brutal lives.
Imperium is just shit.
Well, humans in general are shit in 40k.
The decent ones died away, for the most part, during the age of strife.
>>47821729
The story was a promotional ebook that came with an FFG 40K card game.
>>47821764
>Humans on the other hand, would gladly slaughter all xenos, children included.
Not the Gue'vesa.
>>47821764
tbqh if I somehow got transported to the future and it was the 40k version of the future then I'd defect. To tau or Eldar or whoever the shit.
Fucking Imperial scum tbqh
>>47814783
Not at all related to the discussion, but what's the OP image source?
>>47821856
I seen it on 1d4chan's page on the Eldar. Don't know the original source though.
>>47821046
Theres a difference between liking strong warrior girls and wanting to fuck a dismembered girl, you fucking gore fetishist.
>>47821856
>>47821856
probably one of the ebil drawfags.
>>47820278
Blanche and RT era Eldars truly are the greatest
>>47821886
Their aesthetics were indeed great.
>>47821777
Really? According to Lexicanum, this Farseer was mentioned in Eldar Prophecy.
Somewhere there is an Eldar imageboard discussing how hot humans are.
>>47817685
1500 years of constant torture.. dude... don't mess with eldar
>>47822104
Yeah, I'd rather be made an Eldar's pet :^)
>>47821919
>>47821886
>>47822190
>Asurman and his buddies before the fall.
>>47814783
>thick eldar
Why are Eldar so mean?
I just want to be their footslave...
Meanwhile the HFY Imperium calls me a degenerate and a heretic for loving them.
I just can't win.
>>47822301
>>47822301
THICC
>>47822327
Well Imperium will kill you probs so idk, find an Eldar ship and beg them to make you their slave?
>>47822190
>oh gosh anon why your such a loser
>>47822327
>Why are Eldar so mean?
>I just want to be their footslave...
Because the last time the Eldar let themselves have nice things, it escalated to the point where they tore the galaxy a new asshole giving birth to a god(dess) that killed almost the entirety of their old pantheon and has spent the last ~15000 years eating every Eldar soul (s)he can get h(is/er) hands on.
Also you smell bad.
>>47822301
Did someone ask for thicc legs?
>>47814783
>Why didn't the Eldar and Humanity just talk over their problems with a nice cup of tea
They tried that once, Fulgrim fucked it up badly by bringing the daemonic orgy sword of slaanesh with him to the table.
I'm going to marry an Eldar with a disgusting human fetish and there's nothing you fucking pricks can do about it.
>>47827259
Oh, you think that's an Eldar you're marrying?
>>47817071
LOIK WUT U SEE 'UMIE?
Y DUN U CUM CLOSAH?
>>47814783
Various form of racism and xenophobia on both sides, compounded by incompetent writing.
>>47817762
The Old Ones are the of fattes/tg/uys, the most ornery of neckbeards
>>47820856
They've been here longer than you, dude. Perhaps you should head on back to the charop forums or the OOtS forums if it triggers you. ;^)
>>47829956
based
>>47815194
THROUGH DICK, UNITY.
>>47817852
Dank Eldar codex mentions Commoragh's population having the highest concentration of half-eldar than anywhere ever.
>>47833283
Citation please
>>47833283
No it doesn't.
Nowhere in Deldar dex are half eldar even mentioned.
>>47820189
>>47820541
>>47833382
>>47833416
In the Dark Eldar Round Table interview on youtube Jes Goodwin says Commoragh is full of hybrids. While that doesn't confirm human-eldar hybrids and perhaps hybrids among the other slave races there, it doesn't seem unfeasible the Dark Eldar would be able to splice eldar genetics with humans for whatever motive. Perhaps to create more intelligent slaves to rule over the other slaves and work on more complex eldar technology?
Basically I'm saying its not outside the realm of Eldar technology to create Human-Eldar hybrids and I can think of a few motives too. Although I guess this debate was over natural conception of a half-Eldar.
Now would it be wrong if I may request for some space elf pics?
