Why didn't the Orks fight over whether their machine was going to be named "Gorkamorka" or "Morkagorka?"
>>47813629
Who's saying they didn't?
>>47813629
Because it's Gork and Mork, ya idiot.
>>47813629
'Cos it sounds betta! Dey's bof in da name, and dey's bof just as important. Nah get back ta buildin' it, ya little grot's pizzle!
>>47813629
the orks are constantly fighting over dumb shit on gorkamorka
>>47813629
The fight is still going on. When playing gorkamorka you choose allegiance of either gorkers or morkers. The war still goes on.
>>47813629
A fights a fight ya git! Waaaaaaagh!
>>47813629
Sounds like the sort of plot hook the writer's might've left for the players to find/make themselves.
GW didn't have a compulsive need to address every possible canon ploy with official content back then. So much bloated fluff nowadays exists for no reason. Less really would be more.
>>47813629
because even the orks prefer it to be in alphabetical order
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>47814088
NO ITS MORK AND GORK
>>47816928
GORK AND MORK, YA GIT!
>>47816965
>>47816928
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
It's Gork & Mork. Gork first, then Mork behind. Because Gork is kunninly brutal, so he always gets in first and smashes into that '&' git head-on, while Mork is brutally kunnin, so he sneaks round the back of the ampersand and knifes it while it's lookin at Gork.
>>47816986
Hurr look at dis stoopid Goff 'oo thinkz 'e's got da brainz ta think with 'iz brainz. Mork iz da first one ta get in so dot he can let Gork in from da inside, but Gork iz too stoopid ta notice dot.
>>47813629
They undoubtedly did, just not as hard. But they all recognised the need to put aside their differences (or at least pretend to, within the vicinity of Gorkamorka) for the Greener Good.
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>>47816965
>>47816928
>>47814088
And there you have it OP. That's actual verbatim canon too.
>>47813629
>That revolver gliding over the Nob's codpiece.
Dat's roight muckin' about dat is. Oomies too busy playin' wif demselfs an not shootin, disrepekfull dat is.
