>have suicidally depressed player
>we're his only contact
>fudge my rolls so he never gets close to dying
>fudge one of my rolls "ha ha, oh, a ten, darn"
>that's still a hit
>fuck
>he has 3 hp left
>roll max damage
>say that's only 4 damage
>he looks up at us
>im dead
>he gets up and leaves the room, goes home and hangs himself>We were blamed alongside DnD
>>47793475
What's he rerolling as?
>>47793499
Minotaur Warlock
>>47793475
I give it ten points and a parrotmark.
>>47793475
Tonight, on Things that Never Happened!
What was name of his PC? We need to make edit.
What's the matter? Didn't want to splash out on a resurrection spell?
I'm sorry to hear that anon...
>>47793475
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 1,000, Alex.
>>47793475
>Everyone in the room stood up, clapped and cheered.
>The GM's name was Albert Einstein.
>have religious player with wavering faith
>we're his only contact
>fudge my campaigns so he never encounters difficult ideas
>fudge one of my encounters "ha ha, oh, some Paladins attack, darn"
>they're all atheist Paladins
>fuck
>he has only one argument for the necessary existence of god left
>one of the Paladins points out that the premise underlying Alvin Platinga's ontological argument using modal logic only has, by Platinga's own admission, a 1 in 2 chance of being correct and is no better than a coin toss
>say that good old faith is what counts though
>he looks up at us
>im euphoric
>he gets up and leaves the room, goes home and summons Wiccan nature spirits>We were blamed alongside DnD
>>47793475
If this is true...
>only contact
>blamed for his death
By who exactly? If they're there to pass blame where were they beforehand to help prevent it as well?
>>47794085
Ok please explain me the Albert Einstein meme? I've seen more than a couple of times to be a coincidence.
>>47794258
A classic fake bullshit story is about a professor and a student arguing about god. (there was a shitty movie made based on it recently I think)
the BIG TWEEST at the end is that the student was albert Einstein (complete bullshit)
>>47794437
But Albert was a Jew and believe in God. If I recall he die trying to prove the universe was not random.
But nevermind, thanks for explaining.
>>47793475
A true role player.
>>47794945
>>47793475
Ooooh failed trolling on a technicality.
>he has 3 hp left
>roll max damage
>say that's only 4 damage
>alongside DnD
That's either not how that work (any edition), OR not how one would word that event.
Don't worry you'll get those troll training wheels off some day.
>>47795011
Beat me to it. You don't die until -10 OP.
>>47795107
Depends on the edition. In BECMI you hit zero you are kaput.
>>47794910
Yes, that story is from a chain email shared by religious people. The teacher is a ~militant atheist~ strawman who brings up the subject of God out of nowhere and dares the students to prove him wrong.
It's basically saying "Einstein believed in God, therefore you should believe in God too."
>>47794191
kek'd
>>47794910
True, but the story is fake anyway
By the way, what the fuck happened to 4chan in the last 6 or so years, nowadays being an atheist is considered 'euphoric' and 'fedora tipping', and being a reactionary is pretty cool. What the fuck, did /pol/ invaded every board?
It was supposed to be a containment board
>>47795413
pretty much, it went from being ironically racist and stupid just plain racist and stupid
>>47795205
>who brings up the subject of God out of nowhere and dares the students to prove him wrong.
To be fair, I DID have a professor flat-out call anybody who is religious an imbecile, and said that religious beliefs should be left at the door in any enlightened institution.He taught fucking algebra, religion has literally nothing to do with algebra
>>47795413
>implying /pol/ wasn't already in every board, and giving them their own, made their soapbox more evident
The sad truth is we were always /pol/
>>47795557
>The sad truth is we were always /pol/
that's bullshit made up by newfags desu
>>47795557
Oh bullshit,
Been here since 05 and the modern alt-right /pol/ bent thats infected so many fucking boards did not exist prior to I would say 2012ish.
There were always chucklefucks being edgy and offensive ironically (i.e. most of vintage /b/) but this culture of 4Chan being a "refuge" from "the SJWs over at Tumblr and Reddit" didn't exist because back then neither those sites or that epithet fucking existed
>>47796123
Word.
Times change./b/ was never good
>>47795838
>>47795557
Newfags tend to forget that 4chan wasn't always here, and that the spirit of what makes /pol/ is far more ancient. We're talking about either Fascism, Libertarianism, Monarchism, Statism, Conservatism, and Fundamentalism. Basically, all the philosophies and or idealology that people have started to demonize or be heavily controversial.
But 4chan, and greatly /pol/ have played a large role in allowing these persecuted beliefs a chance to flourish and fight back.
So remember this, children of summer, The /pol/ack is ancient, and where he goes Rage will follow, for you face a foe long forgotten.
>>47793475
>have suicidal friend
>I kill his character
felt great
>>47795413
Nothing happened. 4chan is and always has been a haven for counterculture types who hate whatever is mainstream. The only thing that's changed is what's considered mainstream.
>>47797183
>The only thing that's changed is what's considered mainstream.
And so 4chan changes in turn.
But yeah, what better definition of victory is there than to have the insults they threw at you turn into badges of honor? To have your counter-culture become to norm?
>>47795490
>implying anything as fucking useful yet at the same time horrifically boring and awful like math isn't a sick joke created by a cruel deity
Check your faith heathen
>>47795413
>What the fuck, did /pol/ invaded every board?
Yes.
Just yesterday I've seen two threads derailed out of nowhere into REEE TRANNIES AND SJWS, despite nothing of them being mentioned prior to bitching start.
>>47796906
How can we defeat this /pol/ack, oh ancient one? Must we acquire the Doom Slayer?
>>47796906
>>47798921
Eh, what we have here is already just some violent death throes.
The titan is dying and only some leftover bits will be left to scurry into dark corners.
>>47796906
Wait
>Libertarianism is controversial
Since when?
>>47799516
Since web you can't say shit about the buraucratic state without some socialist retard calling you a "college freshman" while brandishing Keynes's dick in one hand and a shitstained copy of Das Kapital in the other.
>>47794191
Fucking amazing
>>47795457
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
>>47794191
>>one of the Paladins points out that the premise underlying Alvin Platinga's ontological argument using modal logic only has, by Platinga's own admission, a 1 in 2 chance of being correct and is no better than a coin toss
>>say that good old faith is what counts though
What a shitty argument.
>>47799516
Since before it was called libertarianism. Being a purist laissez-faire capitalist classical liberal has always been a fringe position.
>>47795413
it's not /pol/, people are starting to realize how obnoxious atheists were, and some still are, so religious people can speak without getting 10 answers from pissed off atheists, the tydes have turned and now atheists can't say a word, oh well, sucks to be them i don't really care
>>47795107
If only OP had bothered to learn the rules his friend would still be alive
>>47799831
he would have found an other stupid excuse to kill himself
>>47795011
>That's either not how that work (any edition)
>>47795107
>>47799831
That is how it works in old editions.
>>47795413
Newfags happened. 4chan is more mainstream now, meaning a lot more average Christian American chucklefucks hang out here and lash out whenever someone implies that religion is retarded.
>>47799930
>lash out whenever someone implies that religion is retarded
What a surprise. I can't imagine why they'd react that way.
>>47799963
Caught one
>>47799991
You sure? It's entirely possible that I'm just capable of imagining a natural reaction to someone saying your shit's all retarded.
You fucking retard.
>>47799930
>religion is retarded
Correct, religion is retarded, but faith isn't. Just interjecting for a moment to make sure you aren't confusing faith and religion.
>have "friend"
>everything about him pisses me off
>but 99% of the time he is completely quiet and just browses his phone
>has no other friends
>once he did something stupid while we were drinking
>would have personally beat him into a coma if a female friend didn't drag me away "because the retard is not worth it, plus the guy's rich familly would destroy you" and told him to fuck off
>same girl that he still loves, even though she told me, infront of him, that she'd rather fuck a dead guy than him
>he still called 2 hours later if he can come back because he hasn't anywhere to go
>can't tell him to fuck off because I genuinely think that he will kill himself and blame me
Life is suffering
>>47800159
If he has rich parents, wouldn't they hook him up on therapy?
>2016
>Having depression while living in a first-world country
>>47800168
For what? The cunt isn't depressed, he is just butthurt about his problems. Kinda like Eliott Rodger, but he realizes that some of the blame also lies with him. Of course he won't change.
>>47800168
Nah a lot of people like that would be too embarrassed to admit their kid has a problem
>>47794910
Einstein wrote an essay against religion and the existence of god. It was auctioned off a couple of years ago. So much for him being a believer.
>>47800190
If he doesn't have a therapy&pills level problem, he'll probably not actually kill himself if you boot him.
>>47799802
Wait, what? Did the late 19th early 20th century United States just not exist to you?
>>47800190
>some of the blame also lies with him
When will this meme end
>>47800181
If you truly want to ruin a man, give him everything he wants.
>>47800159
It's so hard putting up with retards, maybe when your balls have dropped youll be able to stop associating with him
>>47800181
Real depression is a fuckup in brain chemistry, it doesn't matter whether you're first world or third world.
Only difference is whether you get to whine about it on the internet.
>>47800220
Don't worry yourself, anon, these kinds of people like to push their own views through selectively interpreting history. He's probably going to say that "yadayada" didn't exist because he uses a special definition of "yadayada" that's more sophisticated than everyone else's because he did a google search 5 minutes ago which means he's an expert.
>>47800199
Fuck if I'm risking it.
>>47800248
Pls fuck off back to /r9k/
>>47800294
But it's not that simple. At least I can entertain people with the tales of his retardation.
>>47793499
A dead guy.
>>47793475
I don't know why anyone would blame the game for a suicide. If this person actually killed himself it was because no one was there for him. It's easy to turn the other way when you're dealing with a depressed person. It's also easy to give bullshit non-advice like saying that everything will work out. What depressed people need most is someone to connect with and not judge them for the feelings they have. I don't know how many times I've tried to talk about feeling sad and suicidal with 'friends' only for them to ignore what I'm saying because it made them feel uncomfortable.
>>47800147
What the fuck are you even talking about? Jacking off and hot gluing a figure of your waifu isn't faith. Faith and religion are one in the same, unless your an autistic New Ager who sticks dictionaries up his ass.
>>47794910
>>47795205
>>47800195
Einstein believed in the God of Spinoza, by which I mean an impersonal 'God' as just a label for the whole sum of the mathematics of the structure of the universe which he saw a divinity in. It is completely atheistic but he just used the world God is flowery way to describe nature.
>>47800398
Religion is rites, purge the heretic, bring moneys to church
Faith is "I will do this in the name of god, I feel protected, I feel secure because I am watched by wise imnipotent thing"
>>47793475
>Roll a ten
>Hits anyway
That's not even possible in the D&D system unless he had absolutely abysmal Dex and wasn't wearing any type of armor
>>47793475
>rolled a ten to hit
>Hit anyway
That's not even possible in the D&D system unless he had absolutely abysmal dex and wore literally no armor.
>>47800521
Attack bonuses bruh
But yeah, story is fake
>>47800444
Both are retarded.
>>47800524
If you're trying to spare someone's feelings, then why keep using attack bonuses? Why not just say the attack misses altogether and shower him with magic items instead of finding the root of the problem.
>>47794191
Liberals love to blame things on objects rather than people.
>bad kid
>must be board game or video game
>nut job shoots things up
>must have been the gun that plotted it
>>47800628
Because the story is fake and gay.
>>47800727
In my experience it's conservatives that blame innocuous things like music and vidyas. Liberals only seem to blame white people and guns.
>>47800727
>implying this is exclusive to liberals
Your first example is far more common among conservatives.
>>47800727
>People love to blame things on easy targets instead of addressing complex problems.
Fixed.
>>47800755
Conservatives say "video games portray violence, therefore they cause violence and should be banned", and they lose their jobs for it.
Liberals say "video games portray violence, therefore they cause violence *against women* and should be banned", and they get to speak at the United Nations and control Twitter for it.
>>47800785
Please. Virtually every entertainment ratings board in the United States exists because of crying conservatives. The religious right has been by far the loudest and most politically influential when it comes to blaming media.
>>47800785
Good point. That is true with one exception, "video games portray women in a way that hurts my feelings and should be banned" would be more accurate.
>>47800785
>"video games portray violence, therefore they cause violence and should be banned", and they lose their jobs for it.
Go read the history of the ESRB, faggot.
>>47800785
Social media is the cancer killing the West.
>>47800851
What can men do against such reckless faggotry, anon?
>>47800785
>Conservatives say "video games portray violence, therefore they cause violence and should be banned", and they get high paying taxpayer funded jobs for it.
Fixed.
>>47800874
Nothing.
Anything you can fight out with your keyboard will only feed it further.
>>47800874
Endure until they realize their White girl problems aren't important.
>>47800851
>>47800874
>>47800896
>>47800904
Just wait it out, honestly.
The modern SJW movement is a fad. Give it time and it will go out of style. Once people stop giving it attention their interest in (sl)activism will fade.
>>47800785
Pffft. No they don't. Rating systems, internet censorship, bans on violent and sexual video games are still being overwhelmingly driven by the conservative establishment. SJWs mostly arrange twitter raids against indie games.
>>47800930
They may be a temporary extreme, but the overall tendency of modern 'polite society' in the West to venerate and fetishize perceived victims isn't going anywhere.
>>47800893
Liar.
Oh, and last national level politician who wanted to ban video games they didn't like? Hillary Clinton.
>>47800983
How did a bait thread about DnD suicide turn into another oh-so-fresh anti-sjw masturbation circle?
>inb4 accusations of sjwdom
>i make my friends watch iq and race videos when we smoke
>I am more based than thou
>/pol/shit gets annoying though when you see it on every fucking board.
>>47800983
It's gotten worse. Talk to any girl about a heavily publicized rape case and you'll be in for a headache. It doesn't matter if a judge and jury found a complaining witness to be full of shit, the alleged rapist is guilty and that's that.
>>47800999
>>when we smoke
>>not when we vape
Can't even be a faggot right.
>>47800999
pol gonna pol. Any thread about bitching turns into their bitching ground.
>>47800992
http://townhall.com/columnists/michaelbrown/2014/05/30/violent-video-games-and-mass-murder-n1844869
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/02/08/1563181/guns-video-games-republicans/
Source from a conservative thinktank, and a liberal source who links to self professed conservatives giving polling answers.
>>47793666
>666
>>47800727
Are you forced to talk about liberals in every fucking thread? Like did somebody put a gun on your head and ask you to talk about how you hate liberals in every fucking thread? Or do you wake up and think "damn, I fucking hate liberals" and then you go on 4chan, select a random thread on a random board to post about how you hate liberals? Can't you talk about traditional game on the traditional game board or are you so autistic that you can only talk about how you hate liberals? Do you have any other hobby than hating liberals and talking about that on internet?
Yes I know you will answer by saying "lol butthurt libfags" or maybe you will post the picture who imply that every person who disagree with you is a SJW in disquise because you can't understand than people are tired of seeing the same fucking argument in every fucking thread on every fucking board. No you can't understand that because you and most of your political knowledge probably come from /v/ or /pol/ and you have learn that they are only two kinds of people on one side liberals who are bad and evil and who plot to destroy straight white male and on the other side the poor and misunderstood conservatives who just want to make America great again but those pesky liberals won't let them. But of course you will never take real action, you think that sitting on your ass and shitposting on 4chan will change thing, guess what you're wrong.
So can you please fuck off to the cesspool you came from and let people talk about thing that never happened in their game.
>>47801016
You really burned me. Im gonna stop smoking weed and become a yeoman farmer and never fap, and never date dark skins, thanks to you /pol/ savior!
>>47800999
>hurr durr I'm against this kind of shitposting
>b-but don't think I can't shitpost, guys!
>>47801044
>shitposting about shitposter shitposting
>>47798921
>>47798961
Did somebody call for Christmas early?
>>47801055
>shitposting about shitposter shitposting about shitposter shitposting
>>47801066
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
ok, lets take this thread back on track. ON TOPIC. How many of you guys killed yourself when a pc died? How did it make you feel?
>>47793666
NICE TRY SATAN
>>47801089
Never, but one of my players had that kind of look on his face when his character was being lead to the gallows for being a dumbass. All he wanted was money for a dog, but he tried to rob a nobleman with a bodyguard in broad daylight.
>>47801089
It made me feel rich.
IN CALCIUM.
>>47801089
>ON TOPIC
In a bait thread?
>>47801134
Well yes, talking about the OP's bait rather than some rando's bait.
>>47793475
>DnD
>dies at -1 HP
>>47801042
You responded didn't you? Man he's right, you are a faggot.
>>47796123
Don't be retarded. 4chan was always the place people came to say and do shit that was frowned upon in other places.
What you describe as /pol/ has been around for years. It has simply gained political momentum to the point where you're finally seeing something else than only your own opinion constantly regurgitated back at you.
The world has returned to some semblance of status quo between political ideologies in terms of power and influence. And I think it's kind of ridiculous that people like you claim it just magically sprung up out of nowhere.
>>47800755
I like how this portrays casual racism as the sensible response.
>>47800992
>Hillary Clinton
>liberal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You really are a clueless faggot.
>>47801298
...fuck, you beat me to it
>>47795413
Fuck off newfag, you haven't been here for longer than a year.
>>47800811
Times have changed, "its 2016" now.
>>47800811
The religious right no longer exists. Talking about them is like talking about the Soviet Union as though it were still around.
>>47801298
>tfw Hillary won the DNC primaries because clueless minorities always side with the Establishment
Oh I'm laffin' alright, at the Bernouts. Diversity is our strength, cocksuckers.
>>47801089
Reincarnation sucks. Don't let Druids and/or Eastern religions get a hold of your soul.
0/10 would not kill self again.
>>47801522
Dude, as of 2014, 42% of Americans belive that the earth was created 10k years ago by God.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/170822/believe-creationist-view-human-origins.aspx
Trump's success has been largely in part to many many evangelicals abandoning Cruz in favor of Trump somewhat early in the primaries.
The religious right certainly exists.
>>47800444
No, faith is a believe in basic ideas that we build religion off of. We have faith in those postulates.
>>47800962
Actually, Anita Sarkeesian really did a talk at the U.N. over that very subject, though it might have been a more blanket 'violence against women' talk.
I wish I was lying, but I'm not. The entire presentation was an absolute shitshow and they pulled all the info they presented from the web after people found out she was using almost nothing but false statistics to make her case.
>>47801549
ARE YOU TELLING ME BLACKS ARE NOT VOTING HER BECAUSE SHE SAID ON BLACK RADIO SHE ALWAYS CARRIES HOT SAUCE WITH HER?
I AM SHOCKED AND APPAULED SIR.
>>47793475
Shouldn't he be in negatives, still able to be saved?
>>47800962
Yeah but they are all too happy to go hand-in-hand with the liberal establishment when it conveniently allow both sides to play moral police.
>>47801779
It's not the same thing. The new Republican direction is Nativism, the religious angle is taking a back seat this time because Trump is some sort of wishy-washy quasi-Liberal from New York, not an Iowan Death Cultist.
>>47800930
>Once people stop giving it attention
Unfortunately, 'ignore the problem until it goes away' has never been a valid solution. Unfortunately they feed off their victimhood so confronting them doesn't really work, at least not until they have burned all their bridges and exposed themselves as the callous monsters they are. Then people start seeing through their bullshit.
Ain't fucking happening on a massive scale any time soon, however. Not when any disagreement with social justice and feminist dogma gets you labelled a (insert any number of pejoratives). Even when the person disagreeing is liberal-as-fuck. But that's politics having shifted so far left for you: what used to be a center or left position decades ago is now 'far right'.
>>47800727
>must be board game or video game
This is almost exclusively a right-wing talk.
Stop blaming all your problems on the opposite wing
>>47793475
Dude, you should be blamed for being fucking retarded. You gotta sit down and explain to him that people are gonna die in this game before playing and that it's no big deal instead of perpetually keeping this one sad sack character alive.
>>47794910
...Is this negro serious?
>>47798961
Whatever you say.
>as long as there are things you can't say, there will be /pol/. And as long as there is /pol/, the meme factory will leak into your board, like it or not.
>>47801032
ooooh, I was hoping to have pasta for lunch.
This looks fresh.
>>47793666
Them trips,
I used to love collecting those Jack Chick comic booklets whenever I could as a kid. I dearly wish that I had the D&D one
>>47798961
And then what, we live in your utopia where only the *right-thinking people* are allowed to exist? Then who is the tyrant, then?
>>47801470
Found the christfag
>>47798961
>violent death throes
>Literally every country in the civilized world is experiencing a popular shift to the Right
>Europe on the verge of collapse
>A literal fascist might be elected in November
End-Of-History rhetoric is so adorable.
>actually thinking any of this
>being this 12
>>47796123
It could just be that liberal, leftist, and SJW ideas and such have gotten so out of hand that people are starting to go toward the other side just to spite the idiots.
You know its getting bad when people like Ben Shapiro are being called SJW's without the slightest hint of irony.
That said, D&D is the devil's game by the right for promoting witchcraft and the left for promoting gender roles and scantily clad women.
>>47793475
IF GAME GROUP ONLY CONTACT WHO BLAME????
WHOO BLAAAMME??
NOT 1975 ANYMORE NOBODY BLAME D&D EVEN IN BIBLELANDS
PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE SAY "THESE PEOPLE GOOD FRIENDS STAY WITH HIM UNTIL END"
POLICE WOULD SAY BASICALLY SAME
WHO BLAME FUCKO?
WHOM?
WHY MAKE UP OBVIOUS FAKE STORY
NOBODY EVER GOING TO SCREENCAP ANYTHING YOU POST JUST ACCEPT
>>47802924
>and the left for promoting gender roles and scantily clad women.
Nah, now they got sidebar everywhere at how your character doesn't have to be some gender-binary-whatever
>>47793475
And then the bus clapped
>>47800813
>Good point. That is true with one exception, "video games portray women in a way that hurts my feelings and should be
deconstructed to hell and back
>" would be more accurate.
... But that's only if you want to discuss things that actually happened in reality. You know, not this persecution fantasy of yours.
>>47793475
you shoud've told marcie to stop being a drama queen and just rerolled
>>47795413
>What the fuck, did /pol/ invaded every board?
Yes, the invasions are daily and ongoing, but some of us still resist by reporting and ignoring. (that needs a vintage poster edit)
However, that is not the cause of the phenomenon you are seeing.
>what the fuck happened to 4chan in the last 6 or so years, nowadays being an atheist is considered 'euphoric' and 'fedora tipping', and being a reactionary is pretty cool.
First, this 4chan and nothing here is universally cool.
Second, this guy is right:
>>47799828
>it's not /pol/, people are starting to realize how obnoxious atheists were, and some still are
Atheism is like Undertale in this way.
The fandom is annoying and has grown to be despised independently of the source itself.
>>47800398
>What the fuck are you even talking about?
Google "religious autonomy" and "god without religion".
Basically, the idea is that church is shit for ritualizing and standartizing your dialogue with your personal God/Goddess/Spaghetti Monster.
Oh, and by the way, the religious movement of autonomous religion exists. The only thing I can find on the we about it is in Russian, though, so excuse me for the shitty translation. Picrelated.
>>47803656
Whoops, wrong image.
>>47795413
Hey, I'm an atheistic reactionary; political belief has no bearing on religious
>>47799644
>implying Keynes isn't right
Austrian fuck off
>>47803656
>implying religiosity isn't far more important than spirituality
>>47803811
>implying rationality isn't far more important than both, even if you are religious
If you don't agree with that, you are in the camp of the post modernists and the nazis.
>>47803879
>implying I wasn't talking about rational anthropocentric religion
>>47804000
Ah, okay then. As long as you know...
>>47795413
Counter culture of 4chan. what gets popular is automatically seen as shit. Most of the time its not wrong either.
4chan plays atheist. atheism gets surge, athiests become horribly obnoxious, 4chan hates atheists, and soon the cycle will happen again
>>47798667
>the underlying structure of the universe can be explained through numbers
>this is somehow boring
fucking normies, it's time for exterminatus
>>47793475
I've only ever played DnD once, 5e, but I'm pretty sure you don't die once you hit 0 HP unless you hit your HP max in the negatives
>>47799909
Old editions don't matter anymore unless it's 3.PF.
>>47800570
>faith in believing there is no God is retarded
Ok>inb4 no u, filthy christian
>>47804223
No u, dirty messiah cultist
>>47804223
>not reading C.S. Lewis
As an Atheist, I must as I rather like his works some. Faith is keeping to rational convictions, even though you have irrational doubts, and thus it applies to both Atheism and Christianity.
>>47793475
>have a couple as Players
>both a very good friends and very good roleplayers
>I love playing with them
>After a session, I got a Call
>Its him, sobbing
>"S-s-she b-b-broke u-up"
>Ohshit.jpg
>D&D is put on Hiatus
>few weeks later
>I try to convince him that they still can be friends
>"Ok I'll do my best."
>He tries to commit suicide hours later
Why does everything i love have to die?
>>47804627
Why did she break up?
>>47804702
She said he wasen't ready for a long term relationship.
>>47793666
His PC's name is Black Leaf.
>>47798667
It's boring because it's not an instinctive survival skill. Nature rewards what you're supposed to be doing with feelings of fun and belonging. Everything you're supposed to totally avoid doing is punished with pain and fear. Everything else just happens. And just happening is boring, and makes us uncomfortable, because we aren't happy and thus need to get into a situation that produces happiness.
Math is a social construct and thus not necessary for human happiness.
>>47800220
>>47800356
What kind of fucking retards are you getting your historical record from? Because it's not the one everyone else is functioning with.
>I found some powerful radicals in time period x! That means it was a common and productive political system in this era!
What a fucking pair of chuckleheads.
>>47795413
4chan has always hated people who were unironically obnoxious. Atheists starting broadcasting their lack of faith as something that makes them superior to religious people (as opposed to "you believe in a divinity and I don't and neither of us have to be assholes about it") so now 4chan makes fun of them.
Also, the /pol/ shit is because it's an election year. Give it about ten months and it'll pass like it always does.
>>47801032
In agreement. Is it so fucking unreasonable to visit a board called "traditional games" and not expect every goddamn thread to devolve into Stormfront propaganda?
>>47806612
"You don't exist anymore!"
>>47804123
Dude it is boring... like really really boring. But it sadly is reality
>>47793475
Why bother starting this thread? We know you're full of shit. Whats the point?
>>47807043
you wreak of newfag
>>47811980
>commentary on actual suicidal/depressed players
>the same conversation about faking rolls for the sake of players
>green text story thread inviting bullshit
>D&D poorly reflects the capacity of the players in the game mechanics
Why bother starting this reply? We know you're comment was thought by 100 other posters. Whats the point?
But yeah we hardly got any of that, did we.
>>47799781
"If we don't take ourselves - or our entertainment - too seriously ...
we are capable of enjoying ourselves without really trying."
- Joe Fleishaker, Hollywood Movie Star
>>47793607
What is a parrotmark? Is it good, bad, or neither?
>>47800147
Read Orthodoxy. Religion can be wonderful, as long as you approach it in the proper manner.
>>47800727
This.
>Someone said something mean
>Someone goes and does it because they're mentally ill.
>We need to ban speech we don't approve of.
>>47801239
>Semblance of status quo.
Are you kidding me? I can literally be arrested for hurting someone's feelings where I live.
>>47814540
There needs to be an "Everything is fine, stop trying to ban things you cunts" party. Libertarianism, but without the tax dodging and anarchy.
>>47807043
>Give it about ten months and it'll pass like it always does.
Tell that to Europe.
>>47800159
> if a female friend didn't drag me away
What are you, a fucking manlet? Getting dragged by a grill.unless it's a giant muscle-girl. hot.
>>47814630
You're confusing libertarianism with anarcho-capitalism.
>>47814909
She didn't drag me away literally.
I had him up against a wall and was threatening him while holding my brother, the one he wronged in his fuck up, away. At that point I hadn't touched him because I was internally debating if it's worth fucking our lives up over him, as I knew if I started shit I'd severely mess him up. Just before I snapped, the girl managed to calm me down enough for me to stop and take a few steps back so he could GTFO.
>>47795557
>No, Anon. You are the /pol/
Then Anon was a Nazi.
>>47795457
>it went from being ironically racist
>4chan
>"ironically racist"
This is what newfags actually believe.
>>47795011
Nobody said they were playing DnD.
For most normies, DnD = all roleplaying games.
When I read a thread like this I just want to planet bust the Earth. Humanity has fucking planes but we're still fundamentally the same as some fuckers in Pompeii, arguing about the same old shit, but with new lingo. It's just too disappointing.
>>47793666
HAIL!
>>47807043
It's been here for four years. This isn't an election year flight of fancy. It's American White Supremacist group Stormfront outright trying to recruit through 4chan.
>>47814561
>>47814872
>>47814630
Fuck off, /pol/. No one cares about your gong-banging, revisionist drivel. This is for board games and card games and roleplaying games.
>>47814630
But that is exactly what Libertarianism is. There are different shades of libertarianism, it's only the most popular shade happens to be about laissez-faire capitalism.
There are:
>Right Libertarianism: The most popular flavor, pretty much what you expect out of the name Libertarianism.
>Left Libertarianism: Socialism/Marxism without a strong central state.
>Geolibertarianism: Right libertarianism mixed with Georgism. The only tax used is the Land Value Tax, and everyone gets a basic income, but outside of those two points it favors laissez faire capitalism
>Paleolibertarianism: Basically the opposite of the core libertarian belief but for some reason they call themselves libertarian. Social conservatives combined with a minimal state.
>Primitivism: HURR DURR TECHNOLOGY IS BAD, WE MUST GO BACK TO SHITTING IN PITS
If anything, at least /pol/ managed to temporarily kill Barneyfag
>>47793475
Shit that never happened for 500$
>>47816572
What did they do?
>>47793475
IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL
haha, oh god, this board is full of so many Walter fucking Mittys
>>47816733
Savage beatdown. Autist never came back..well actually he stayed away for a while, I think he's back.
