Previously, on Nerv Bridge Simulator : http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Nerv%20Bridge%20Simulator
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Montréal-3 is currently under Angel attack. Both Eva Units are out of action.
>>47773876
Put Florence into Eva 03.
If she's still alive.
If anyone is still alive.
Summary of previous thread: we are fucked, prime the nukes.
>>47773876
ids
HABBEDING
>>47773951
we did
we came back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0rZDz7FLg0
[Nerv Vice-Commander]
Major, the situation is dire.
The 8h Angel has successfully traversed Residential District 10 and is now in Industrial District 03, one of our most important sector, along with HQ.
Its Outer Shell has crash-landed on our Airbase. The MAGI Supercomputer analysis indicated that this exoskeleton is in fact some sort of guided bomb. We spent considerable resources trying to stop its course towards HQ District and succeeded at a great cost: Eva Unit 08 is heavily damaged, both of its leg are pulverized. The First Child has been recovered and is being prepared for sortie in Eva Unit 03
Eva Unit 02 was also damaged after a catastrophic malfunction with the Positron Rifle, but returned safely to an Eva Rail Launch System, where it is being recovered.
We lost 2 bomber wings and 2 escort squadrons during a botched N2 drop operation. We haven’t been able to contact any of those since the bombing run.
The good news is that all of our tank and VTOL units are in perfect condition.
So we have a turbo-nuke sitting on our base. I dont know if unloading all ordinance at it is a good idea, seeings how if that makes it go nuclear we're looking at a total party wipe.
>>47774115
Have an EVA launched out of a rail under it to shoryuken it into the upper atmosphere so we can take it out?
>>47774084
Have Ace and King attack the Angel from one flank
Queen and Jack support the Tank units, and the Tank units move up to attack the angel from another flank.
Do any of the Static Weapon Systems have bakelite? Fire one if it does. If not, wait until Ace and King are ready to make their move, hit it all at once.
>>47774115
Nah man we mitigated the explosive potential with A.T. flare. If you're still worried consider that we've already let the angel and it's shell get too close. No matter what happens we are gonna take some hits.
I say have the static weapons from Residential 06 finish off the shell.
All remaining conventional forces and the static weapons from residential 7 concentrate fire on the angel.
>>47774084
Evacuate everyone we can from Industrial 03, beginning with critical research personnel. Leave the shell alone, attack the angel with tanks and VTOLs.
>>47774168
[Computer Technician]
Alright Major! The emergency evacuation of the airbase and surrounding facilities is beginning.
Acorn squadrons, our last fighter unit, is now in the air.
>>47774139
>>47774159
[CAG]
Roger! The tank units are far behind though, should we wait for them to catch up before the strike?
>>47774227
Wait for the tanks for now. If it becomes clear the Angel outruns them, then attack.
>>47774227
Also, Acorn squadron is to be ready to join in the attack.
>>47774227
Well since we're evacuating the airbase, hold off on attacking the shell for now.
Wait for the tanks, we need to concentrate as much firepower as possible.
(I wonder if taking out the angel will make the shell just go away...)
So I rage quit after QM said he was going to punish us for some ass deleting his 1. Did he do so? Or in other words should I even continue following this?
>>47774337
He did.
But you should continue to follow this.
I don't want to be alone in my misery.
>>47774337
>>>/qst/ sounds to be more your kind of place, sir! :)
>>47774355
I see. Well I know what I am going to be doing from now on.
>>47774355
>misery
Fuck that, I'm loving this. This quest is fuggen great.
>>47774421
You're that anon who tries to roll low, aren't you?
>>47774305
>>47774334
[Cag]
Roger. We'll be close behind it.
>>47774314
[Acorn]
We're closing in on the angel, Major. Awaiting further orders.
[Computer Technician]
Major! The Angel has changed it's configuration. It's tendrils of light now form a ring with the cora as it's center point. We're detecting constant energy fluctuations inside this disk!
>>47774441
Air units, maintain distance from the Angel until the tanks arrive at the attack position. Then attack all together from multiple directions.
I'm going to the lower levels, Major. I'll be supervising the First Child's synchronization with Eva 03.
There's also other matters to take care of. [He looks at the Commander who nods at him]
Keep us alive, Major. It's your job after all.
>>47774437
Yes.
>>47774494
>There's also other matters to take care of. [He looks at the Commander who nods at him]
((Do not say this out loud))
So this is about Ophelia getting lobotomized or whatever happened to MAKE. HER. TALK. LIKE. A. ROBOT. ?
We should investigate that apartment we learned about from the receipt.
Also I like H Sci. He is cute. A shame he and Ophelia don't get along.
Shit! The Angel is too fast for our tanks! It's almost at the edge of Residential 07!
Should we initiate the strike?
>>47774441
VTOLs fire a few rounds at the core and see what happens, just our luck if the damn thing has put up some kind of shield.
Things have gone to shit. I'll have to read up on the threads I missed really quick. Good luck Major.
>>47774591
Seconding this.
>>47774591
>>47774628
[Cag]
We missed?!
[Computer Technician]
What? The firing solution near perfect... What-
Major! The rounds were captured by the angel! They are orbiting the ring around it!
>>47774797
I knew it! Fucking shenanigans. All units hold fire. Do not attack the angel while it's tendrils are in ring formation.
>>47774797
VTOLs, fall back and prepare for evasive maneuvers.
Acorn, climb ant try to attack the core from above in a nosedive with a cannon. One pklane and short burst only.
This is the First Child speaking!
I successfully synchronized with Eva 03 and am ready to launch.
[Computer Technician]
In which district should we send her, Major? Remember, She can only be deployed in a district with a functional Eva Rail Launch Exit!
>>47774797
Fire an AT flare at the ring.
>>47774853
Residential 07
>>47774865
This could go very well or very poorly, but I'll support it. Maybe we can control the timing of the explosion.
>>47774853
R06 probably closest
>>47774865
If we have enough $money left over after the smoke clears, I'm totally supporting buying more AT flares.
And also some stuff to increase the speed of our tanks. Because goddamn our tanks seem to be one shot heroes with how every angel outruns them now
>>47774853
Residential 6.
The proximity to our conventional units will give more flexibility in 7, but it would be putting all our eggs in one basket with an angel that specializes in bombs. 6 is better.
>>47774865
Shoot an AT flare then have someone try and nail it with gunfire while it is captured? Trick shot style?
>Warning : the 8th Angel has reached Residential District 07! 5 miles remaining to HQ!
>>47774865
>>47774888
>>47774957
[Cag]
Dropping A.T. Flares! We need a d10 roll!
>>47774905
>If we have enough $money left over after the smoke clears
[You can see the Finance Division Director anxiously biting her nails.]
>>47774947
>>47774892
[Computer Technician]
Launching Eva Unit 03 to Residential District 06!
>>47775093
Not made for order
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47775093
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47775093
My first roll in this quest.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47775093
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47775093
>>47775126
>>47775135
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47775093
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47775093
I rolled 1 10, lets try again!
>>47775093
>[You can see the Finance Division Director anxiously biting her nails.]
I'm surprised she hasn't evacuated yet.
[First Child]
I am in Residential 06! I can see the angel from here. [There's a bit of hesitation in her voice]
>>47775118
>>47775126
>>47775135
>6 -1 +1 = 6
[Ace]
Closing in!
>>47773978
You should go back there.
>>47775143
That was a fun show. If you could ignore the one really really gay episode.
So did we ever figure out the 2nd secret in the thread with the Tim Horton's receipt a couple of weeks ago?
>>47775275
How gay are we talking, on a scale of 0 to /v/?
>>47775342
We didn't have the time.
>>47775263
Good luck Ace! Dropping the flare is your primary objective! If it starts pulling you into orbit, raise altitude and drop.
>>47775275
The whole thing was great IMO, even the ending. I guess they wanted to have an episode about everyone turning gay though. I heard some theory about it being related to ambient magic and being experimented on or something.
>>47775347
Gay enough I basically skipped 2/3rds of that episode and nothing of value was lost. Its been long enough I forget the specifics but it was pretty dang gay. Rest of the show was great, especially watching with /a/.
>>47775351
Some one should get on that. I hope we have time to check out the address soon. If we don't die due to bad dice of course.
>>47775371
Yeah every onewas bioengieneerd to be all lovey dovy and shit and that suddenly made forbidden love cool cause it kept people from doing stupid shit with godlike psychic powers or something. Its been awhile.It was a fantastic and slightly fucked up ending though.
[Ace]
The A.T. Flares are caught in the Angel's weird ring. I can see no visible change.
[Computer Scientist]
I can! The multiple objects caught in the angel's influence are straining its A.T. Field! Maybe because of the A.T. Flares?
>>47775275
What show was that? Google fails me.
>>47775463
Can you time the flares to go off as they hit the ring?
>>47775463
Its about to crash isnt it? Oh well~
>>47775471
Shin Sekai Yori.Spoon feeding because I just got a great job and am in a good mood.Spoilered for blog shit.
>>47775414
Oh well. As long as it triggers the antipedo anti-sexy-women-in-fictioners then it's all good.
>>47775463
With the AT flares in play could it be possible to overload this capture effect the angel is producing?
...
All units in range open fire with everything you've got.
>>47775463
Well, spam flares at it.
Do we have any napalm or lasers? Bet the fucker can't make heat or light orbit it.
>>47775547
Eh, don't do that yet. Wait until the EVA's in range and we have more things firing. Until then, though, AT flares are a good option.
I'm totally buying more AT flares and more "tank go fast" if we have the $money after this encounter is over.
We need to activate the A.T. Flares before the Angel uses the ring for whatever purpose it has, probably to throw it back at us.
We should have the ground forces open fire directly after the AT Flares activate.
>>47775463
If we can have tanks fire on it with their rockets, the rockets should detonate after their fuel is exhausted; I think that is how they work IRL. That might causes the flares to detonate.
>>47775536
Yep. Worth a watch by all means.
>>47775628
Hang on I've just got an idea.
If the jealous old fatties trigger /v/ and /pol/
and this anime triggers the jealous old fatties
Why don't we have BOTH? That way everyone can be triggered!
What should we do, Major? Throw everything we have and wish its A.T. Field collapses in on itself?
>>47775566
Our positron rifle just exploded,. but we still have the experimental one, ''Solomon''. Just remember that it is powered by an Angel Core and will become highly unstable after we fire twice with it, and we already fired once.
[Computer Scientist Seth]
The Core is right here! Have Eva 03 attack it with it's prog. knife! We already lost too much time with conventional ordinance! It's ineffective dammit!
[CAG]
Seth may have a point, Major. We're 3 miles away from HQ, who knows what this asshole will do when it's right above us.
>>47775566
We're all out of flares, Major. King too. We'll need to resupply at the airbase if you want us to drop more.
>>47775570
>>47775580
Eh, do you know what flares are, Major? They're activated the moment they're launched and stay active until they're burned out.
>>47775232
[Head, Finance Division]
I won't flee. Not when everyone I care for is right here, putting their lives on the line.
>>47775656
The knife might be the best idea. We only have two layers of armor left, and I bet that it could easily shred those even with the reduced explosive capacity,
>>47775656
I agree with Seth.
03, you're up.
>>47775764
I'm just a little worried it will start throwing projectiles right back at her. Like, all of them.
>>47775656
Unload with all you have. With the flares affecting its AT field the additional mass may cause it to lose its gyroscopic stability long enough for a thrown prog knife to make it to the core.
>>47775656
We don't know if it has more tricks, but we should press the advantage we might have gained with the flares. I think we should open fire with the conventional units and the first child and hope to overwhelm the Angel.
>>47775784
Probably. We can hope the Flares destabilized it.
>>47775656
Do we have any other EVA-sized weapon that doesn't use ballistic ammunition? Something like a flamethrower?
>>47775764
>>47775729
I'm running up to it as we speak! I need a d10 roll for the attack!
>>47775802
>>47775820
[Vice-commander]
A bold plan, Major. It could even slow the Angel down, meaning that out tanks could catch up.
Our troops will need 3 rolls. One for the VTOLs, one for the Static Weapons System and one for Acorn.
>>47775870
W-What?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Nerv%20Bridge%20Simulator
I wish pdf anon was here.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47775908
Flo!
>>47775870
Unfortunately not. I wanted us to get the enormous glaive.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47775908
VTOLs
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>47775908
Engage the Static Weapon System! Aim against the rotation towards the core!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47775908
Also if possible I would like to pump the first child full of combat stimulants and pipe some death metal into the entry plug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47775908
I'M HELPING
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47775908
Acorn go!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47775931
Come forth, ten, I summon you!
>>47775990
BASED
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47775990
So who does this boost?
>>47775908
Rolling for SWS boost.
>>47775990
>>47776047
Oh boy!
>>47775908
>>47775990 (You)
This was for the VTOLs
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>47775990
>>47776047
MORE TENS
MORE TENS!
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47776066
Fuck it.
>>47775908
Acorn.
>>47776066
>>47776080
Let's not tempt fate, the initial rolls were high (except for the 2) and two 10s is more than enough.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47776091
*tempts fate*
The plan was too bold, we still won't make it
>>47775931
>>47775990
>2 +1 = 3
[KING]
Major! We're firing everything we've got but nothing gets through!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47776106
*tempts fate some more*
>>47776127
>AT field got stronger
All according to keikaku
>>47775927
Next upgrade. Piddly little knives are shit, Prog Ranseurs for all.
>>47775927
>>47776211
We did get it. We even used it in the beginning of the operation.But the dicegods fucked us over and Florence didn't get to do anything with it ;~;
>>47775927
Are you compensating for something?
>>47776211
Never underestimate girl with box cutter and dedication.
>>47776047
>>47776047
10 +1 = 11
[Computer Scientist]
Weapon Systems firing! Multiple hits are passing through the ring!
>>47776230
>Never underestimate girl with a box cutter and dedication.
Florence, you should know that that angel is trying to steal sempai from you.
Who the fuck is Sempai? I don't know but the fact that the Angel is trying to steal him should fill you with xenocidal rage.
>>47776225
Ah I left early in that thread. And was pretty drunk when it started. My apologies. Next upgrade should be a gun that shoots prog flechettes.
>>47776230
That picture makes me feel old.
>>47776246
That AT field is worrying me, but this is what we needed! We just need to finish it before it finishes us!
>>47776246
Static weapons prove they are worth every FU once more. Come on secondary explosions!
Sir! We're getting abnormal A.T. readings coming from the ring!
It's- It's going to release everything!
>>47776322
Florence, please don't let that 8 be for nothing sweetie! You can do it! We believe in you!
>>47776322
Florence, take cover!
>>47776322
This is what I was worried about, it was just going to wait until we charged it's orbit enough and then unleash it as another bomb.
Our plan to overload it before it bombs us won't work if it can just offload the energy before it becomes too much to handle.
We need evade rolls! King , Queen and me!
Hurry!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>47776395
Get out of there CAG!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47776395
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47776395
Do a barrel roll!
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47776395
For Queen and Country!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47776395
Queen, evasive action!
Alright Florence.
No mistakes this time.
>>47776425
King btw
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47776395
Boosting for CAG
>>47776436
Deep breaths Florence, you can do this.
>>47776436
Don't be so tense Florence. You did your job perfectly last time, things only went wrong because I sent you in without enough intel. I'm sorry about that, we'll get you some Tim Horton's when this is all over to make up for it.
This time we know what we're up against. You're more than capable of handling this threat. Go for it, you know what to do. And be careful. If I have to eat at Tim Horton's alone, that would be pretty lame wouldn't it?
>>47776436
No death flags damn you! This is nothing but another sim understand me soldier? Just you and your target. The arrow strikes your target. The arrow has pierced your target. The arrow exists in your target.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iid9h3WvDtA
>>47776426
>This is Queen! We're under severe fire, we're pulling out!
[First Child]
No-
>>47776436
Predictions are in.
>>47776563
Focus! Believe! Take in all your regret and make it into your strength! Florence!
>>47776563
Eyes forward soldier! Focus on the target!
>>47776572
Tegaki is the only worthwhile part of /qst/.
>>47776421
[Cag]
We've suffered light damage!
>>47776425
[King]
Safe and sound. Go for it Kid!
>>47776563
[First Child]
Mistake-
>>47776740
Long live the Qu.... oh. Never mind.
>>47776740
The Umbilical Cable has been cut by the attack! Eva Unit 03 is now on running on internal power!
>>47776740
>we won't need umbilical cord where we're going
>>47776763
>>47776740
These all or nothings are too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeMegDeYvgc
>>47776776
Cut umbilical cord. Symbolism! She is her own person!Deathflag.
>>47776763
>she has been airborn for 22 seconds
That bitch can jump.
>>47776861
It's a lesson. Anyone who leaves society to become truly independent getsblessed by an Angel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsHeVzNqHk0
>>47775919
>>47776900
I can see it happening
>>47776900
Shitty dice system aside, this is better than 3.33 by a country mile.
>>47776900
Go get 'em tigger!Gotta love that you've started to use some AC songs too, CAG.
>>47776977
But Anon, 3.33 worst Evangelion.
>>47777048
This.
>>47776900
WITNESSED!
>>47775919
> 8
[First Child]
Agh!
>>47777069
>teeth
o shit nigger
>>47777048
And yet people payed stupid nip BR prices for it. Mean while still images with minimal narration blows it out of the water and is free.
>>47777069
Yes! Florence, best girl.
>>47777069
Please don't pull a David or OG Eileen, Florence. The voices in my head can only take so much.
Major! S-She's on the core!
She even damaged it! Incredible!
[MAGI]
//A.T. FIELDS. ARE. SYNCHRONIZING. DUE. TO. CLOSE. PROXIMITY. AND. ARE. NEGATING. THEMSELVES.
>>47777143
STOMP THAT KNIFE INTO THE WOUND AND BAIL KID
Now, how many Fun Units is it gonna cost to replace everything?
We lost two bomber wings, two air escort squads, one of our VTOLs took damage, and we basically scrapped two EVAs.
We dropped a N2 mine in an outer residential area (which accomplished buggerall) and Industrial district has taken damage due to the fighting.
Plus we fired Static Weapon Systems.
I'm in favor of buying some more SWSes, getting more AT flares, and putting some Go Fast on our tanks, if we have the money.
But yeah, we got pretty thoroughly R E 3 K T out here.
>>47777173
WE CAN'T BAIL YET, THE ANGEL NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
>>47777143
This is exactly the right time to have a sniper! Damn it!
Rolled 7, 10, 1, 9, 5, 1, 9 = 42 (7d10)
The next 7 rolls would've turned out bad for us! Luckily, I have disarmed them.
Major! I've successfully landed on the core but my Eva Unit is taking damage!
What- what should I do?
>>47777143
Seth was the best adviser on this angel. I think we should promote him.
>>47777250
The AT is what is keeping the weapons trapt in the angels orbit! Stomp the knife and jump! Get out of there NOW
>3 minutes remaining until Eva Unit 03 deactivation!
>>47777250
The angel is huge, that means it has huge guts, Rip and tear, rip and tear its guts.
Also, did you see that hot new game that came out in between ... uh, the Angel reaching the edge of Montreal and the Angel entering Res 7?Stupid time, how does it work when we have a week between threads but in universe it's only been an hour?
>>47777250
STAB AGAIN FLORENCE!
>>47777281
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
>>47777777
Who's it gonna be?
//WARNING.
//8TH. ANGEL. NOW. ABOVE. HQ.
>>47777250
>>47777363
It's all or nothing then. Don't stop until that thing is dead!
>>47777182
We need to beef up our EVAs some I think. This one showed that conventional weapons may have limited effectiveness in future engagements. Stronger EVAs will be critical in the future I predict. Our combined weapons doctrine has been effective but we need to shake it up some I believe.
>>47777363
Ophelia, current integrity of the angels core?
>>47777250
>>47777363
We don't have much time, give it everything you've got!
>>47777363
ALL OR NOTHING, WE OUTTA CARDS NOW BOYSAnd no one is willing to give the order to fire conventional weapons while our girl is there. I'm 5 seconds away from giving the order.
>>47777377
>>47777308
>>47777281
>>47777173
[First Child]
Roger! I need your d10 roll, Major!
[Cag]
Huh, Major are you seeing this? The ring is separating into multiple tendrils!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47777455
DO IT!
>>47777461
Hey I saw that.
Don't delete your 1 bro
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47777455
FFS Florence believe in yourself not my 10 sided random number generator.
>>47777461
>>47777462
Fuck...
Uh... what this guy said?
>>47777436
>>47777461
>>47777462
We are doomed
>>47777461
>>47777462
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47777455
Let
the
base
kick
Ooo-o-o-o-o-o
>>47777461
>>47777462
>>47777486
These rolls aren't fair. Why does this always happen? Why!? My meme magic isn't supposed to be this weak! I'm supposed to roll 10s!
>anon deletes his 1 again
Jesus Christ you retarded motherfuckers I hate all of you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>47777455
Please
>>47777461
>>47777462
>1
>-1 (adjustment)
>-1 (post deleted)
We're effectively at -1 now. It has been nice knowing you, Florence.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47777502
>>47777486
>>47777462
>>47777461
1
1
2
2
So the next roll's gotta be a 3 right?
>>47777507
I invoke meme magic.
GRINMAN LIKES TO GRIN
>>47777455
The bombing begins
>>47777461
And it happened again. Nice troll-sama. I'm out.
>>47777461
>>47777484
Public service announcement people: The QM probably has this thread on auto update. HE WILL NOTICE IF YOU DELETE A POST.
DO-NOT-DO-THIS
It does not help.
Soo... EVA pilot recruitment program when?
It all returns to nothing...
>>47777539
But anonI want there to be horrible consequences. The cycle of hope and despair is the best part of this quest!
That's alright we can just clone more. Add some of our tears in the sauce and she'll get the gist of what happened to her previously.
>>47777554
Instrumentality soon, fellow Commander.
That's twice this happens. On the same angel. Just end Major Anon's suffering,you'd figure that after all this tumbling we'd eventually reach the bottom
>>47777568
Soon.
>>47777568
So long as we aren't on /qst/, we haven't reached the bottom yet.
How many crit fails can you get on a single Angel? Lets tune in to NERV Commander Quest to find out!
>>47777584
Not just twice on the same angel, but twice on the same angel by the same Eva pilot.
I made the plan that got Florence get rekt in the last thread, and I made the roll that got Florence killed for real in this thread. I can't handle this anymore.
>>47777461
>>47777462
>1 -1 = 0
M-Major! There's several tendrils comi-
>get an 11 on angel
>still alive
>get a 0 later
>well hope you didn't like that character
Fuck this shitty dice system. Lets just flip a coin at this point. Shitty plans can work great, great plans are worthless.
>>47777670
n-no!
*reaches out from the command room towards the monitor, in a vain attempt to pat head, one last time*
>>47777670
At this point I'm convinced people are just purposely trying to throw the game instead. It's such.. /b/ babbyshit going down
>>47777670
If anyone has a plan, now's the time
>>47777736
Plan:
Lie down
Try not to 1
1 hard
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47777670
One last roll for shits and giggles
>>47777736
No plans, only gusto
>>47777670
Remember Florence, no misstakes!
Sometimes anons, even if you had the best laid plans and all sorts of fallbacks, fate works against you. Fate or dice anyway.
[Computer Scientist]
F-Florence!
[Head, R&D]
Major! The Angel is preparing to attack!
>>47777861
oh ok. thx!
>>47777887
Well ... uh, shit?
What we got in the area? Just shoot it until it stops moving.
>>47777887
Is that the plug right under the severed arm? Please let her be okay!
Didn't we have another EVA in the pipe?
>>47777887
Florence, I...
Fuck! We're out of options! Prepare to send Anna up in Unit 02 as soon as the Angel finishes its next attack! She'll strike and finish it off before it can charge another shot!
All conventional forces, ALL of you! Anyone in the area! Even if you're some fuck out on the parking lot with nothing but a handgun. START SHOOTING AND DON'T STOP! All of you are the bait, you MUST create an opening for Anna!I can only botch so many plans, this one HAS to work! Believe on my fellow Majors!
>>47777921
ONE IN THE PIPE
>>47777887
We have to hope it can't catch our ordinance while it is attacking! Fire everything we have at it!
>>47777939
>if you're some fuck out on the parking lot with nothing but a handgun.
>inb4 10, 10, 10
>>47777939
*doesn't believe* :/
>>47777951
Major! I'll need a d10 to mildly annoy the angel!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47777970
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47777970
Do it!
>>47777921
No.
We're currently making emergency repairs to Eva Unit 02. We'll launch it equipped with the Crocea Mors. We have no choice.
>>47777983
WHATNOTHATSNOTWHATSSUPPOSEDTOHAPPENFORFUCKASKEWHYDOIALWAYSGETGOODROLLSWHENITDOESNTMATTERARGH
>>47777978
It's no good! I'm too canadian to know how to operate the safety on this firearm!
Oh, my wife is gonna be FURIOUS at me that I left the house to fight an angel when I should've been cooking dinner for her!
>>47777988
I'm probably not supposed to know this but don't bad things happen when the Crocea Mors touches an angel core?
>>47777983
Haha
>>47777988
So , its come to this. People if you still believe in a God of Mercy, a God of Compassion, a God of Humans and not one who has sent these monsters against, us pray.
>>47777988
This guy is our boss, right?
At least we won't be alive to see CAG die.
>>47778030
I knew an angel of mercy and compassion once.
Not any more tho.
Oh! That God of Humans sounds fun, do you know where I can meet them?
>>47778035
Well until he has us killed for gross incompetence, yes.
>>47778059
Haha I get that referance.I named my guy Shugo. If you get it, +10 otakus for you.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47778072
Major anon. You have been sentence to death by firing squad, for infiltrating NERV HQ against orders, and aiding Angel attacks on NERV by rolling really low.
Have you anything to say for yourself before I give the order to fire?
...
Firing squad here! Major, we need a d10 in order to successfully execute you!
>>47778072
Relax I'm sure this was all part of the scenario laid out in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
>>47778105
It didn't work Commander, the Major is still alive against all odds.
>>47778106
And who's plan was this all along?\
Maybe...
>>47777777
>>47777805
>>47778089
Planetarian?
>Warning! Code E Evacuation is in effect! All remaining non-key personnel are to evacuate the Geofront! This is not a drill. I repeat : Warnin-
[Computer Scientist]
Brace for impact!
>>47778105
Honestly I think it's okay, no one tied me up, the guns are unloaded and they put me next to a revolving door. I got this one, someone pick me up on my way to the airport?
Rolled 6, 1, 4, 10, 10 = 31 (5d10)
>>47778130
pls
>>47778105
>Rolled 1 (1d10)
>the Major can't even be executed properly
At least we got a shit roll out of the way.
>>47778130
[bracing intensifies]
>>47778130
Oh that looks piiiiiiiiiissed...
>>47778130
It was fun guys.
>>47778312
Well fuck
14 Armored Layers Vaporized! Several communication lines are cut!
>I've got reports of major damage to the tramway system!
Switching all remaining facilities to emergency backup power.
Major!
>>47778312
uh oh!
>>47778312
>inverted colour expanding outwards
HQ come in! There's been a major explosion in the Headquarters District!
HQ, are you reading me? Damn it!
>>47778415
I read you CGT.
Barely.
>>47778415
Can you hear us?! Light it up right now with everything we've got left
>>47778415
yo. Shoot angel pls.
Major? Eva 02 is ready to launch.
>>47778438
Yeah it seems to be using it's AT field to power the attack. If we can at least force it to expend that power defending itself we could at least buy some time.
>>47778452
Launch the EVA as close the the Angel as possible... it want to hit it with our sword.
>>47778452
Launch it.I'm still suprised this fucker can smirk at us when everything points to sudden death.
>>47778452
Anna, Can you hear me? KILL THUS FUCKER!!!
>>47778452
You seem in high spirits all things considered. Want to share with the rest of the class why you are smiling in the face of extremely likely death?
>>47778503
>>47778495
>>47778488
Launching right now.
>>47778312
>inverted color expanding outwards
I saw this in some Tekkaman Blade episode
>dead pilot
>major casualties in the conventional forces
>geofront armour is now liquid
>its recharging
THE WILD RIDE IS COMING TO AN END
>>47778643
You got this Anna, I believe in you
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47778698
I have THIS MUCH belief in anna! *rolls dice*
