Okay /tg/, in all manner of settings you've encountered and know what are the fantasy races YOU, YOU as a person most identify with.
You look at them and think "Hey, if I were there, I'd probably be one of those too, i'm all about THAT."
Maybe it's culture, maybe it's appearance, or just general comfort.
What fantasy race would YOU be?Funmodo: What ones would you try and affiliate yourself with the least, and which would you not be, but happily be allied with.
RACISM WELCOME.
Dwarves are overrated and unreliable.
>>47738947
Let me guess, they fought in armour, but forgot their helmets.
>>47739066
Nah its just a comic that has fun with tropes
>>47739144
Fighting in armor but getting faces cut up is having fun with tropes
"Knife-ears, short stuffs and muzzle mouths think they're people, classic non-humans"
>>47738896
Humans.
No, really. I never, ever find any appeal in other races. They are usually Humans+, where the plus stands for some tertiary difference in body shape and their entire culture is some stereotyped version of existing culture. Nothing of interests.
I DO dig dryads, the more inhuman they are, the better, but that still doesn't mean I identify with them. They are simply one of few interesting things that ever happend in tabletop RPG.
And back to the humans. It's not just "humans in general". That's bullshit on the same levels as other races. I mean humans representing some culture on a local scale. There is nothing more irritating than entire fucking race or species having the same, uniform culture between themselves.
>>47739204
>Being able to afford armour
OOOO, LOOK AT ME, I WENT TO FIGHTING SCHOOL, MUMMY SENT ME TO MAGE COLLEGE, I'M SO RAMPY PAMPY.
Noble go 2 hell.
>>47738947
Wimmenz? Which system?
>>47739344
>He doesn't even have any animal legs
Feels good being better in every single way.
Always human. Because other species are for weirdos.
Beastfolk are pretty neato
I like the concept of putting character from group X in culture Y, so they grow up in society, culture and climate completely alien to their "normal" one. And by growing up, I mean being culturally a full member of culture Y, with zero ties to their basic one. Creates a lot of interesting interactions and role-playing situations
Can be pulled with pretty much any race, so I'm not picky
>Have 6 ft 7 friend
>He can't help but feel pity and understanding with Giants and Ogres.
>>47738896
>>47739602
Until you put your hoof down a rabbit hole and have to be taken to the glue factory.
Horse legs don't heal so good.
>>47740463
>have to be taken to the glue factory
You know, I'm stealing this one
>>47740463
Nah shitty glass-boned racing horses bred to be as light as possible don't heal so good. Wild and working horses are pretty sturdy
>>47738896
I've sometimes though about it, partly because I know two girls who are pretty much like and elf and a dwarf without the ears/beard, both appearance- and personality-vise, so I've wondered what fantasy race I'd resemble. But I've got nothing.
I sometimes joke that I'm a vampire since I'm naturally pale and have very pointy canines, but if anything I'd probably be closer to a tiefling or something.
>>47738896
Elan.
Immortal, nearly impossible to kill, self-sustaining?
Adventure forever?
Yes please.
>>47740490
... they still need to be put down roughtly in 75% cases after breaking their leg, so... yeah, to the glue vat you go.
>>47740490
A wild horse is pretty much dead the moment he hurts his legs
A working horse is useless after breaking his legs
The first ends up as easy prey, the second - as salami.
this might sound like maximum over angst but tieflings.
>>47740651
Literally why?
>>47738896
>Humanity, fuck yeah
>i would proceed to assert my dominance as a human and cross breed with all the women.
>it is my right as the alpha species to do so
>thin
>good runner
>did some archery
>can be pretty arrogant at times
>not bad looking
Yeah, I'm an elf.
>>47739602
>crappy horse legs
>not superior raptoran legs
Its like you don't even want to have a kill claw or be able to use a proper lock grip
>>47740678
okay, so i come from a pretty shitty family, absolutely no morals, my mum would tell me to lie cheat and steal to get what i want, but now that im a part of the real world i know that shit is unacceptable and im trying to better myself, like my angsty race i have to deal with trying not to be an asshole despite all my learned behaviour telling me that being an asshole works.
>>47739400
>There is nothing more irritating than entire fucking races or species having the same uniform culture between themselves
This so much. To me, this is nothing but the author being too lazy to think outside the box or be creative. There's thousands of different cultures on our planet alone, but it's always:
"Oh, here's a sapient space-faring species tens of billions strong, and their whole culture revolves around war. No doctors, artists, firemen, nothing except soldiers. And their leaders are chosen by how many people they've killed XDDD!
Fuck off with all that noise
>>47740737
That was actually kind of touching, anon.
do you like playing them too?
>>47740737
Good to hear you're trying, anon. Tieflings are a red flag here and I think you understand why, but you're alright.
>anons unironically say humans
Do you lack reading comprehension?
>>47738896
I don't know. I like aspects of them for my characters, but as for myself?
Maybe a Tolkienesque Hobbit, i guess. Eating all day and living in rolling green hills sounds pretty sweet as far as fantasy races go.
>>47739400
>There is nothing more irritating than entire fucking race or species having the same, uniform culture between themselves.
This. This is why while I'm making my own homebrew setting each race, humans inculded, are going to have 2-4 different major cultures and subspecies denominations, and also sub cultures within those cultures
>>47740849
>Wants to get diversity
>That means 4 options instead 1
Anon. don't want this to sound rude (seriously, I don't), but unless you literally spent your life on ripping entire fucking world, the real one, from specific time period, you will NEVER reach true diversity of your setting
Well, unless doing the following:
The setting is just a small-scale part of the world. Everything happens there, so you don't have this entire planet painted with few continent-spanning empires to fill the map, but instead entire game takes place in something of size of modern Belgium.
So having just a bunch of options still makes it extremely diverse given the size, but without spending years on expanding the setting to actually give options, subspecies and suboptions.
>>47738896
I always liked ogres and half ogres.
Probably because I'm ugly and grumpy. Also, Magical Realm-reasons.
The least? Kender (obviously. No one likes them). Or Silly For The Lulz Inventor Gnomes.
>>47740890
Wasn't there a German RPG where entire action happens in late medieval Germany, with differences between regions, kingdoms, baronies and free cities replacing the standard planet with empires over it? So the game was in theory about single group of people in single country (well, proto-country), but still had a massive difference between all the groups involved.
It simply kept things small instead of going for entire globe.
Also, games that have strict splats for races/species are mostly responsible for this bullshit, because everything is streamlined to fit into the splat.
>>47740832
i try and avoid the whole "good tiefling fighting his inner demons thing" since i feel its overused. i did once play an assimar who was secretly evil just to spite my play group.
>>47740890
>from specific time period,
Yup, its based off of Antiquity.
>The setting is just a small-scale part of the world.
Not exactly, but I'm taking a piecemeal approach. due to the world being so young and most people having not traveled around much, the most any one game will have is usually 1 macro race, maybe two if your on a border.
For example, say your playing your game in the Iskanthri Imperium (notMacedonia). Within the Iskanthri you'll meet people of varrying culture within the different fiefs within the Iskanthri, as well as their interactions with the different Fae Courts, and if you're on the Northwest border you might encounter different tribes of the disparate Shayeshel (Notpre-Qin Dynasty Mountain Tribes with a bit of Scythian mixed in) and their various intertribal wars and conflicting traditions.
And aside from this Fae, this is all just humans. I haven't even mentioned the other races on the other far-off parts of the continent, or on the other continents. Plus your average Joe the Farmer human will probably have never even heard of the other races, as not even most scholars know much of them save for the scattered expedition notes from travelers that are viewed incredible skeptically.
I want each race to have a specific geographic range that allows for each nation in the setting to feel like its own organic universe, while also allowing for potential for cultural exchange and interaction at realistic borders.
Granted, this whole homebrew project will most likely take me several years to finish, but I don't mind. I'm in no rush.
>>47738896
Okay, so I really, really love Beastmen/Beastfolk. Fuck, I love Khajiits despite more or less feeling very bored by the Elder Scrolls setting. I love Beastmen of Chaos and the only thing that irks me is that they're this evil mook-race despite having the potential to be badass woodland marauders who love to kick everyone's arse but aren't above allying with local groups to make survival innadeepwoods easier and kick some common threat's arse.
Mankind has imagined the possibilities of human/animal hybrid creatures in its mythology since the fucking stoneage. Before we worshipped human gods, we worshipped animalspirits (and fat asses).
So I associate with Beastfolk, primarily the canine or felinoid types, and I am always immediately hooked when I see an actually creative blend of both human and animal features.
Whenever Beastmen aren't available, I go for the secondbest race that involves some sort of feral, bestial aspects, so I usually end up with trolls or orcs.
>>47740972
Are you talking about the Dark Eye/Das Schwarze Auge?
I want to be one of those gnarly-voiced Orc minions who show up in service to the Dark Lord du jour. Forget the threatened nobility of Men, or the fallen grace of Elves; I want to be an evil motherfucker, working for an even more evil motherfucker.
Give me some slaves to bark orders at and whip into line, and I'll be happy. Or make me the snivelling lapdog who answers to the Dark Lord directly. Sure, he'll eventually kill me in a fit of rage, but he'll regret it later when he realises how hard it is to find good lickspittles.
I want to be the guy cranking the levers on the torture rack, who clearly enjoys his job way too much. I want to be the guy who announces to the Dark Lord that his new, monstrous super-soldiers are ready, after they just woke up and ate all my underlings.
I want to be an Evil middle-manager.
>>47740849
You're kind of missing the narrative point of multiple races.
>>47738896
I ran a game of 5E set in a Pirates of the Caribbean setting using history as my basis. The races were stereotyped but mixed.
I made it to where the Dragonborn were a race only found in the Caribbean Isles and South America. I connected with that race as a whole because each Dragonborn tribe of which there were hundreds identified itself by the color of their scales and their latent abilities. For some god awful reason, I became really attached to this one tribe, the Lakos. They were a blue scaled Dragonborn tribe that favored aquatic combat and were almost like merfolk. I gave them Jamaican accents and everything, and had so much fun developing their culture and way of life that I even asked my players if, when prompted to go enslave some Dragonborn tribes by a slave trader, they wouldn't mind NOT enslaving the Lakos specifically because I as the DM was having so much fun developing their culture. The players were really nice about it and agreed, saying they could tell I had a lot of fun with those guys. That game ended eventually but we still talk about the Lakos.
>>47741145
now this, this is the dream.
>>47738947
Rat Queens sucks.
>>47740611
>Implying centaurs and wild horses are the same
>>47741193
I understand that, however I desperately wanted to be able to do a setting where races aren't a monoculture, nor would they be just humans with rubber foreheads or fursuits.
Then the ecologist in me had an autism fit, and I had to suddenly make actually sensible reasons as to why multiple races with similar niches exist, and it kinda snowballs from there
>>47741212
i completely understand, for a homebrew world i created a 'nordic' race of golden compass style bear people, i spent hours researching and discussing norse culture and religion as well a bear physiology and shit. im still known as that weirdo who really likes bears.
>>47741294
>Being this tier retarded
Horse legs heals awfully. As in - not at all. If they get broken, you can pretty much put out the horse out of misery
And guess what centaurs are waist down and what legs do they have
>>47741145
>Or make me the snivelling lapdog who answers to the Dark Lord directly
Or the Dark Lady...
>>47740737
Mathew B. B.?
>>47741478
no im >>47741351
>>47741490
what would I be?
I want to be a Rilmani.
am I just an ooze?
>>47741542
tiefling or drow, probably something undead. i like gnolls as well.
>>47741477
Whichever. My death at my master's hands is assured either way.
>>47741358
Even if we pretend that it's wild horses who can't heal broken bones and not race horses, a centaur still has a human brain. A centaur that can't run is just going to become a farmer or some other shit
Crab people a best race.
>>47741551
I can't see myself as teifling, drow or undead.
I like gnoll slave mongrelfolk more than gnolls by themselves.
>>47741590
You don't get it, do you, dumb fuck?
Horse with lame leg can't fucking MOVE.
>>47741616
you must embrace your darker qualities.
>>47741590
>I know jack shit about horses: The Post
And maybe after loosing a leg a centaur would just use peg-leg instead of it, right? Becuase he has human brain, right?
There is absolutely nothing more annoying in the entire hobby than people who know nothing about given subject, but still try to figure things out by their own wits, usually coming out to retarded conclusions. Just to list few such brilliant ideas:
- plate armour being heavy and constricting
- chainmail being lightweight and allowing great flexibility
- shield being generally useless
- dual wielding weapons being effective
- bows being useful for anything else than volley shooting
- crossbows taking ages to reload
And so on and forth. Fucking educate yourself, instead of sprouting bullshit you have no idea about.
>Spiteful
>Lazy
>Bow to peer pressure
>Anger issues
>Like to laugh
>Only real pleasures in life are eating and sexual deviancy
Gnolls are my spirit animal, albeit I'd probably be one of the ones lower on the hierarchy given that I'm skinnyfat and probably wouldn't do great in a one-on-one fight.
>>47741616
actually i do love florans
>>47741751
francis?
![the_drunken_gnoll_by_badinspiration-d8zock0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cuSsHgf.jpg "the_drunken_gnoll_by_badinspiration-d8zock0[1].jpg")
>>47741751
Forgot my picture. Not that any of you wouldn't know what a gnoll looks like, but still.
>>47741874
Nope, but it sounds like you're in good company..
I'd be most likely a hobbit. Though my fixation on computers and overly curious personality would not translate well to a hobbit, so maybe a gnome of some sort
But hobbit would be best, comfy as fuck
>>47741967
Thinking it further I'm too antisocial for either so i don't know what the fuck I'd be
I'm not a big fan of elves in general. I find myself enjoying beast-type races pretty cool, though. Their usual impulsiveness is usually pretty great.
>>47738896
>YOU as a person most identify with.
I don't know, probably some crazy autist spawn of a dwarf and an elf.
>love nature and enjoy studying it
>dislike people
>stubborn and anti social
>dislike parties and drinking
>firmly traditionalist and with old fashioned values
>often completely ignore societal mores that make no sense to me
>have a rigid morality system where I always accept blame for everything as well as punishment for it
>will always beat myself up over everything, especially when I don't meet my own expectations
>I never place other people by those same standards, unless it interferes with them in a professional capacity
>respect's other people's free will, but constantly need structure and restriction for myself to feel comfortable
>Am constantly obsessed with following the ideal of a "True and honorable man"
>Yet I also hate fake self indulgent reddit "white knights"
So what race would be closest to this level of literal self-loathing autism?
>>47742113
I think that must be some sort of pathology rather than an actual personality because you sound exactly like me
>>47739400
This.thought I'd be lying if I wouldn't jump on an anthromorphic hare race after a childhood full of pic related
>>47741145
>evil
>middle mgmt
kinda redundant anon.
>>47741751
oh shit if that's gnoll living then I guess I'm on the bandwagon.
>>47742169
Evil, with a capital-E.
Last I checked, accountants don't torture people for the location of the One Ring.
>>47742183
I mean, it comes at the expense of being utterly obsequious to anyone stronger than you. But you get to take out that frustration on the non-gnolls you murder and pillage from so I guess it balances out.
>>47742188
You don't even know where I work anon.please help
>>47742156
It's literal aspergers. I was diagnosed in the 5th grade. I have no delusions that my mind is built in a near defective manner as compared to most people.
Still, that doesn't mean I should give up on trying to at least act like a normal functioning member of society. Plus pursuing a degree in Wildlife Biology, as well as doing clerical secretary work at my church, is an excellent way for me to channel my defectiveness in a way that not only helps society, but fulfills my intellectual, aesthetic, and ethical desires.
Still, taking even that into account, I wonder what race I could possibly be most like, especially since I kinda dislike both Dwarves and Elves for their own reasons.
Has there ever been any setting where those two races can interbreed?
>>47742207
Oh snap, are there any positions going? Can you give me a reference?
>>47742231
>that my mind is
*isn't. that what I get for posting while with a head-cold
>Slow to anger, but I get really mad if something gets to me
>Calm in most circumstances
>Hard to bother
>Decent people skills
>5'5 manlet
What the fuck am I, /tg/?
>>47742331
A hobbit
>>47741715
>There is absolutely nothing more annoying in the entire hobby than people who get obscenely butthurt that others don't have absurd levels of ephemeral knowledge of every aspect of existence to run hyper-realistic ARMA games with dice
Fixed it for you
>>47742355
I don't know why I didn't think of that.
>>47742380
>Ignorance is good
Different anon, but fuck off
Halflings
It's no coincidence that I always play a halfling with a hardcore Napoleon complex.
>>47738896
I would need you to give me definitions of each race.
>>47738896
Slim, athletic, beautiful and selfish. I'd be a Drow.
![fire_genasi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6gDgPFW.jpg "fire_genasi[1].jpg")
>>47738896
I fucking love genasi and other elemental-ish humanoids. Water genasi are my favourites, but there's bugger-all good art for them.
>>47742380
>There is absolutely nothing more annoying in the entire hobby than people who get defensive about their lack of knowledge and instead admitting it, they start insulting the other side for not being equally uneducted and ignorant
Here, FTFY
>that feel when you're a moderately short guy who's thus far relied on cunning and democracy in making his way, never aiming for anything high in life, just happy to have made it this far.
I like Goblins, Nagas and Ratfolk.
And I ain't ashamed of that.Gob pride, worldwide.
>>47743078
Fuck yeah, goblins.
Halfling, because everyone says I look like Frodo and I'm lazy as fuck.I always saw myself as more of an oread, though ;3;
I can't get enough of bird races
I wouldn't say I identify with them or anything, but by god can I not get enough of the feathery bastards
Absolute favorite non-standard fantasy race
>>47742649
Just go by the general perception of people based on commonly applied characteristics of races in modern fantasy.
If you really want to tell me you've never heard about dwarves being generally characterised as such and such or orcs being said to have those and these traits then you need to lurk moar, not only on this board but on all boards.
>>47743242
There are more races than dwarves and orcs though.
>>47742231
Forgotten Realms does have AD&D-edition lore by... Greenwood, I think? That says elves and dwarves can interbreed, though it's incredibly rare. But then, this edition also claims that dwarf women are rarer than dwarf men, so most of them instead marry human/halfling/gnome women with the results being dwarf children, so I don't know.
>>47743269
True! It doesn't change the fact that, for about every race there is, there is a general character associated with that race.
And if all that fails, just look at people in this thread pulling some stuff out of their ass to justify their favoured shape or whatever. Just go with it, man.
>>47743872
Then I guess I will go with human. Like he said>>47739400
>>47739400
This. "Other races" in fantasy and science fiction are boring to me, because they are never really all that different from people. I much prefer when it is all about people from various groups with different methods of doing things like the real world.
So I guess my "fantasy race" I identify with most is the Gaia's stepdaughters in SMAC
>>47743420
I don't recall the mention of dwarves breeding with other races, I just recall them slowly dying out until the Year of Thunder where their women suddenly got super fertile.
Just give me a place to do my research in in solitude, and an entranceway that won't let anyone with whom I wouldn't be interested in talking with in.
Yeah, I'd probably be a Telvanni mage.
>>47744002
>when it is all about people from various groups with different methods of doing things like the real world.
But that is what fantasy races are, they just get pointy ears pasted on too.
>>47744037
TSR 9300: FR11: Dwarves Deep, on page 6, the Halfbloods section. Below the Having Children section, which notes that only 30% of dwarves are female and only 55% of all dwarves are fertile.
>>47744116
But why? It's rather childish
>>47744159
>childish
Do you know where you are?
>>47739627
>complain about weirdos
>in internet
>on 4chan
>on /tg/
>>47740678
>>47744159
It'sfantastical
Tiefling. I like their aestetic, and I think there are indeed some demons inside of me to fight (sloth, sshort temper, dimwittery, social "idontgiveafuckery", etc)
>>47744002
>mfw I realise I still remember Gaiana acolyte prayer, word-by-word, after not playing SMAC for 3 years
I guess we share two things in common - dislike toward Hunans+ and likeness for Gaians
>>47744679
And I guess I just realised why exactly I dig dryads
>>47741145
Thus pleased me because I always want to be the dark lord. Being Sauron is my fetish.
>>47744377
>I'm in my late teens, at least mentally
Here, FTFY
>>47744709
So you like getting beat up by dogs and getting killed by barefoot midgets?
>>47744731
Be fair to the guy, teens rarely think their personality could use an adjustment.
>>47742976
>There is nothing more annoying in the entire hobby than wasting your life on a forum watching arguments between autistic assholes who exalt in their autism, and ignorant assholes who exalt in their ignorance.
>But at least you know that, safely contained on the internet, none of these people will ever destroy a real tabletop game with their toxic inability to act like a real person.
>>47745941
The important part is that you found a way to feel superior to other people
>>47738896
Forgotten Realms setting.
I'd be a Tiefling, though I'd rather be an elf.
I'd probably avoid dragonborn, because they're fucking weird and hard to read.
I'd likely get along well with halfings. Being a guard for a halfling shire sounds like good work. I'd want a tiefling, elf, or human to wife though.
Human: I'm about as vanilla as you get. I could probably be argued as cosmopolitan, too, and while that isn't universally a human trait in fantasy it's almost never a racial trait of non-human ones.
As for affiliation… races vary so much by setting it's hard to say. For example in WHFB I'd likely find Humans and Dwarves the easiest to get along with. Contrastingly, in Tolkien's works practically every non-corrupt race by 3E seems agreeable in spots.
>>47738896
Some guys from /fit/ compared Portuguese people with hobbits and I really gotta agree; I'm just like them. I'm short, hairy, baby faced, I eat a lot, I'm laid back and really friendly and most people don't care about me, plus I have good family values and just want a happy, quiet lifewith the odd adventure here and there [/spoiler
I don't really have any sort of hatred for any races besides morally questionable trouble makers. I'd like to be friends with other chill dudes with interesting cultures and stories to discuss.
>>47738896
I identify most as Human. I'd like to be more like a Dwarf, but realistically, I'm a loyal human, adaptable, and always aiming to overcome.
> better than average looks
> quick wit i hide behind like a shield
> a fondness for messing with people in good fun
> keep everyone at arms distance with my white lies
> a fondness for sweets, cheese and intoxicants
> known for my cleverness
> adept mimic and social chamilion
> rarely seen or heard if i don't want to be
> "work smarter, not harder"
> capable of manipulation but try not to use it for evil, unless it's deserved
> do nice things or leave gifts for those who are nice to me, often without their notice
> have a childhood trinket that never leaves my side.
> just want a quiet life with a few friends i can trust and let see the real me
lines up pretty well with kitsune no?
ps, not a furry but i totally get feeling different and wanting to be anyone but myself.
Dryads, Witcher-style.
>Detatched
>Short-tempered
>Pro-green
>Sex for procreation, if at all
>Great at sneaking
>Do not piss them off
>For the love of God, do not piss off entire group of them
>>47746466
>>47746466
This hobby is just Autists v. Borderlines isn't it?
>>47748456
Not always. Sometimes you'll see two autists against each other.
>>47748456
The autists tend to die off around 20 something when they no longer have social interaction handed to them on a silver platter from school.
But holy shit, hit post was incredibly autistic anon, I almost vomited.
>>47741715
But anon, that's all justcommon sense
>>47741715
Bows can be plenty decent for defending walls and from behind a shield wall anon. They aren't inaccurate in the hands of someone who knows what they're doing. I do agree that the "running around firing at things from 20 feet away once every 5 seconds" thing is a bit silly though.
>>47742380
>absurd levels of ephemeral knowledge
>Basic understanding of the combat and wargear of the era you are playing in or emulating.
senpai
>>47738947
Kill yourself.
>>47738896
Vampires.
I live in seclusion and my interactions with people are predatory, other than shitposting here I literally don't spend a second in someone I can't get something from. But I'm relatively hansome and well spoken so people refuse to believe I'm an abusive leech.
>>47738896
I like kobolds and gnomes/halflings, but I'm not sure if I'd want to be one. I'd probably be a boring old human, or possibly a cliche wood elf. I like me some forests.
>>47741751
I fucking love
Writing a novel about them and I've developed the shit out of their culture and beliefs.
My players always anticipate Gnolls so I don't actually use them that much, except as background creatures.
I'd probably be an overly grumpy halfling. I think most would really. Just seeking a quiet life of simple pleasures makes them very relatable.
What I would want to be is some variety of woodland elf or anything immortal and/or loosely shackled by civilization.
I'd steer clear of gnolls, gobs, orcs and anything likely to loot me/put me in a cookpot, though I would admire the more savage races from afar, like some bitter racist with a secret ebony fetish
>>47738947
>feminist fantasy copmic
>drawn by man arrested for domestic violence
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
hairy, strong, thick, broad shoulders, barrel chestef 260 lbs 6' tall, around 20% bf.
my profession is a craftsman/welder/fabricator/HE operator.
my passion is art (sculpture) with a focus on craftsmanship and aesthetics rather than fartsy lazy modern and abstract shit.
I'm mostly stoic sometimes very dark in my humor, I like to drink (I think 10 pints is my Ko limit) and I love a good time. ok with people coming off as the chilled out friend that doesn't talk much.
I'm a tall dwarf.
I also want to say that there is nothing more annoying in the hobby than people having fits about the realism or lack thereof of in a game wich is not meant as a simulation of real life.
games need mechanics. deal with it
>>47756699
also I just want to stay away from anything playing a paladin because every fucking guy That's ever played a paladin in my group is a damn zealous inquisitor that can't let the plot advance untill he fights the thief or rogues of the party as well as the street bums and anybody that tickles his fancy as he goes around detecting evil for no good reason.
