Favourite flavor texts thread? Favourite flavor texts thread.
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>>47722241
God, this is fucking shit.
Literally anythingredients quoting Braids or Jaya Ballard. In such a serious world, it'seems nice to find people with a sense of humor.
>>47722222
You wasted quints for this cringey piece of shit?
>>47722870
You wasted you time for making salty points about quints?
This one is excellent
>>47722198
>ITT: spot the newfag
I guess I'll post recent examples rather than ones everyone has seen before.
The text just works so well with the art. Even if this is flagrantly against the color pie, I love it
>>47724985
Heh. Red gets a 1 mana 3 burn and green gets a 1 mana 1 burn. I don't see a problem here.
>>47725367
That one is probably my favorite too.
![41Z7+IzGYxL._AC_UL320_SR230,320_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hMZBzmY.jpg "41Z7+IzGYxL._AC_UL320_SR230,320_[1].jpg")
>>47722198
A classic
>>47724386
I loled
>>47725367
Level up seriously should have been more developed
>>47722198
Step aside, faggots.
Still #1 flavor text.
>>47725367
>tfw the BfZ block will forever be shit
>Ula and Kozi is fucking dead
>They'll probably kill off Emmy too
At least we got some good art
>>47724985
>Flagrantly breaks colour pie
>Strictly worse effect in allied colour
Fuck off Mari
>>47727053
I feel like the only one who actually likes this one
>>47727419
I do love cards that so closely tie the mechanics to the flavor.
create your your own cp cards with Lightshot (i think this a fan art
>>47724677
https://youtu.be/7uXCfDRddC0?t=846
I always read that to the tune of this part of Cygnus X-1 by Rush
>>47731273
Timed URL didn't work, part of the song I'm referencing is at 14:05
>>47732055
So fucking good. Anyway, here's a recent one I like.
This card basically only exists for flavor.
