ITT we make a card game
>dubbs decided what it's about
>trips can change card base
>2, 5, 7, 8, and 0 make the rules
Let's begin
> pic related = starting card base drawn terribly by me.
Memes, always memes
The game rules penalize profanity and rude gestures by doing damage to the cusser. However this damage can be responded to via card effects.
>>47664123
It's about low-level shapeshifting musclewizards.
They all go to the same community college and want an associates degree in some bullshit field. They all have shit jobs.
Your deck and musclewizardry will usually be themed around a major and a dayjob somehow. So you could spit boiling fryer oil at people if you're in food service or hear peoples' pulses at a distance if you're going for medical assistant.
Rolling.
>>47664185
The game promotes profanity and rude gestures by dealing damage to your opponent. This damage can be responded to however.
>>47664185
Rule one, set: cursing and rude gestures causes a loss in life points/whatever we end up using as life force. Some card effects may counter this rule.
>>47664123
Only fox characters
>>47664123
The game is about hyper edgy versions of woodland critters
>>47664267
Rule two, set: cursing and rude gestures causes a loss in life points/ wherever we end up using as life force, to your opponent. Some card effects may counter this rule.
So with rule one and rule two, cursing and rude gestures hurt both players.
>>47664323
rerolling for this
>>47664123
instead of mana or lands as a resource, each player gains different musical tones each turn
The catch is they have to actually hit the notes they spend for them to count
>>47664323
So, digimon?
>>47664323
Re rolling
>>47664359
No, like a squirrel carrying a kitchen knife in full hot topic gear
But it's body is still a regular squirrel
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>>47664375
Rule three, set: hyper edgy woodland critters will be a type of monster in this game.
>>47664123
First turn is decided by who can scream louder, can be decided my an impartial judge or an actual machine if one is available
>>47664402
Rule four, set: before a game starts, all players must scream as loud as possible, the player that screams the loudest goes first.
>>47664123
The game is about teams of different themes wacky Heros who try and stop the world from being taken over by tentacle rape monsters
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>>47664422
Looks like I keep wasting our dubs, sorry about that.
>dubbs
>>47664445
Rule five, set: wacky heroes and tentacle rape monsters will both be monsters in this game.
Dammit men we need a theme
>>47664123
The theme is lolis With the strongest monsters being the most kawaii
>>47664498
Not the theme, but you added a new set of monsters
Rule six, set: the game well have lolis as monsters, the more kawaii, the stronger they are.
the game is about killing the enemies protagonist, who works MTG vanguard style, most if not all commanders are Deviantart tier OCs
>>47664123
The theme is impregnation
Do not make this a rule if I don't get dubs
>>47664537
You all just keep adding monsters, not saying it's bad but, some one else has to get dubs soon
Rule seven, set: there will be monsters based off deviant art level OCs.
>>47664587
You sure?
>>47664587
Can we impregnate people withjustice?
Theme is headpats
>>47664628
If someone is clearly rolling for a theme then is shouldn't be made into a monster type
Speaking of which
>rape
>>47664640
Rule eight, set: headpats will be a monster type.
>>47664655
Well we have the theme! It's
>rape
>>47664219
Fuck it. Rerolling.
>>47664655
Finally, we have a theme.
The theme of the game is to be the most sexual one and over power your opponent's monsters in sexual combat.
>>47664628
probably should have clarified ,
vanguard cards aren't monsters, they're mostly their to change your starting circumstance or provide support abilities.
of course their also meant to be representative of the player so feel free to throw out that entire rule
Now that we have a theme, dubs will now count as new rules. You can add monster types by getting 1, 4, 6, 8, or 9.
>>47664747
Nah, it would be funny to see DA OCs getting butt fucked by a tentacle monster, don't you think?
Just got called into work, you all can keep track of the rules and stuff, right? Keep this alive till at least midnight, okay? It's three thirty for me now.
so what I'm getting is this is a rape based game with a multitude of different creatures, that begins with both players screaming? Great
Trap and feminine penis
We need artist for this. Also, if dubs, monsters have two stats, sub and DOM.
>>47665640
Reroll
when creatures are summoned, the player rolls 2 die listed on the card, one for cock/strap on size, and another for Anal circumference. These act as the attack and defense stats
>>47665959
Reroll
Female monsters can't rape unless equipped with a strap on, dildo, or sex toy card
It is allowed, however discouraged, for players to NOT masturbate during play.
The game is called "Orgy Unlimited, Masters of Sex"
>>47666761
Reroll
>>47666761
One more try, reroll.
>>47666761
no, the game is called
"Ready or not here i cum!"
often shorted to "Ready or Not"
>>47666989
re roll
did everyone leave when Rape was decided as the theme?
the game's name is git gut or get gonorrhea
>>47666761
>>47666989
Re-roll
>>47667091
no,the game's name is "Cuck Wars"
>>47667062
Looks that way, guess they got offended
>>47667444 (Checked)
Propose a new base, senpai
"Waifu Violation"
attacks must be followed by a unigue attack name by the attacking player Yugioh anime style.
>>47667444
I wasted trips, ah man... at least I don't have to design a new card base.
Sex: the coming
>>47664123
Husbandos are a strong mechanic element
>>47667441
"Sperm wars" is the right term :^)
Rapenauts
>>47667444
not even offended, rape jokes are just kinda shit once the shock value wares thin.
LOLRAEP stops working after five seconds
Retarded Rape Recopies.
At any time, a player may request to challenge that their oponent does not have an erection. If the challenged player refuses to prove that they do or dont, or if they do not have an erection then the challenging player gets to draw a card. otherwise the challenging player must discard one card.
>>47667592
I think OP just interrupted it as sex in general.
>>47664123
"Super Gnoll Fun-Times
Glory in all holes!
>>47667631
3 fun activities in 1
>>47664123
Rape Escape
Who rapes the Rapists?
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>>47667517
the title is actually "Le ebin Raep maym"
>>47668147
now say it in latin
>>47668912
Quem adprehendens raptoris ?
Fuck Fights
Dick slapper
Rump Pumpers
>>47671599
OKAY WE HAVE A TITLE
RUMP PUMPERS IT IS!
>>47671599
winner, we "Rump Pumpers" now
Alright, we have a title decided!
so, so far we have:
Rump Pumpers: The rape game!
start every game off by all players screaming, loudest gets to go first.
rude gestures deal damage to both players
each player has a sort of General of their deck
anything else?
>>47671929
I think we're just waiting for OP to get back at this point. Anyone wanna try and make more stupid rules or creatures while we wait? I'll start.
>If dubs, you must wear a bow tie to play rump pumpers.
if dubs, the smallest deck size possible is 80 cards.
This game will work like yogioh, but with more "trap" cards, if you know what I mean.
The game will have homo erotic over tones.
>>47672099
I think that was a given, but now, it's a rule.
>>47672099
winrar!
What are all the creatures again?
>>47672099
I'm not so sure, with a name like Rump Pumpers do you think we could really squeeze that in?
>>47672146
But you can pump a girl's rump too anon.
>>47672127
i think we have edgy woodland critters, lolis, tentacle monsters, traps, wacky teams
i think thats it
Hi guys, how did things go today?
>>47672641
the game is called Rump Pumpers, the homoerotic rape card game.
>>47672641
Man -O- man have they made a dream game
Welp, I think we can call it here for the night, tomorrow we'll begin work on the mechanics and rough drafts of cards. Night all.
>If the number of cards in your hand is less than the humber of hands in your card then you must scream PAINKILLER, doing so allows you to draw a new card.
Loser has to masturbate to completion while still at the table
