>one sentence per post
>only first reply counts
a time older than any being can tell ago...
There was once a rabbit.
>>47643594
There existed a land of peace and abundance.
>>47643626
...but the gods were very , very bored with it...
>>47643645
Each day the people danced and laughed and celebrated their prosperous lives while the gods yawned and balked.
>>47643725
...so they asked the divine jester Bobobo to...
>>47643854
... begin a play that would amuse them until time itself ended.
>>47643854
Transform the people and the order of the land into that of a great show for the gods to watch and enjoy.
>>47643907
>>47643910We can work with both
>>47643907
...but then the gods realized that gets boring after the x-th cosmic cycle...
>>47643934
They began to cause natural disasters to entertain themselves.
>>47643976
But that didn't seem good to all of gods, and so disaster-causing gods and those who protected people violently warred
>>47644004
... as well as whorred
>>47644004
They warred for centuries and the planet turned slowly away from the gods
>>47644040
>>47644031
And so nothing protected the world from invasions From Beyond the Universe
>>47644144
The event that followed was known as 'the dawn of Ayy'
>>47644237
...but then , almost as if it followed the mourning of the suffering humans , a very brave skelleton popped out...
>>47644700
and dropped an l, causing him to become a very brave skeleton
>>47644700
>>47644861
An undead paragon gathered up the forces of mortals to fight off ayys
>>47644900
Unfortunately he realized he was the ayy all along...
The ayy happened upon an uncontrollable urge to take a shit, but suddenly realizing he has severe constipation
It was then that the gods realized the narrative of their shenanigans wasn't making a lot of sense anymore, so they pondered if they should let the whole thing be taken by the void or not.
