The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!
>>47641418
Wrong board buddy.
>>47641418
Jokes on him. I've been trying to die for a few centuries now. I doubt he can do anything to me that hasn't been tried before.
>>47641418
The fuck? I'm Exalted with the Legion. I even repaired his hypocrite-machine so his brain could be fixed. Screw this; I'm going Yes-man.
>>47641418
Who the fuck is this guy? Get this clown some proper armour before the commissar sees him!
>>47641698
Hold up, weren't we meant to be fighting red guys in skirts?
>>47641418
THEN WE SHALL MEET IN HONORABLE COMBAT, CUR.
>>47641418
Oh no. Mentally retarded savages wearing surplus football gear carrying jurry-rigged melee weapons, whatever shall we do?
OH RIGHT, SHOOT THE FUCKS.
>>47642124
No, this guy's from a feudal world. And we're on Cadia.
>>47641418
Death to all tyrants!
No one who pronounces "Caesar" as "Kaiser" deserves to be taken seriously. It's almost as bad as saying Mahnuh instead of Mana.
>>47642176
I thought he was from a death world.
>>47642148
They're twice as good at taking bullets as typical soldiers from his home continent and the typical soldier can take about a dozen bullets. Might not be enough to win a scifi fight but that's still a lot of bullets.
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>>47642210
>Pronouncing Caesar as Sesuhr
>The plural of Museum is Museums
>The T in Croissant is pronounced
>>47642210
I agree. The only acceptable way to pronounce Caesar is 'Keesar'.
>>47641418
COME THEN WEAKLING
PERHAPS THE PATHETIC NATIONS OF MEN CAN PROVIDE SKULLS THAT ARE WORTHY OF KHORNE'S THRONE
>>47641418
Oh your so fucked
>>47642210
But Kaisar is legitimately the correct pronunciation, it's just not the one that's purveyed common culture, for some reason.
>>47641418
You've activated my trap card, Trap Hole!
>>47641418
Fuckin' TRY IT.
>>47641418
Will I fight all of the legion at once or you'll 1v1 me til I drop?
>>47641418
GOOD LUCK, I'M STANDING BEHIND 99 BEANBAG SHELLS
>>47641418
Do you know why the last kill-team's remains were found splattered across the desert?
I loaded this bitch with explosive rounds.
>>47641418
>>47642206
>The Vault-boy is actually tipping the fedora in background
>>47641418
>BOOM! Headshot!
>>47641418
Stop with the bullshit and join the line, idiot.
>>47641418
New Vegas needed a scene showing what happens when a bunch of guys charge across open ground against entrenched machineguns.
I said it on the FNV Bethesda forums, I'll say it here. The only reasons the Legion were a threat were:
1: The writers had a hardon for JRPGs.
2: For some unfathomable reason, many developers are devoted to making melee relevant in a world where guns exist.
>>47641418
For the first like three times the Legion sent assassins I was cool with some ammo and stims, but they just got kind of annoying after that.
>>47644593
They do use guns thoughbut that doesn't stop them from being shit
>>47641418
Right...
>>47644693
God, I loved this thing in my luck builds.
>>47641418
Damned feudal worlders. Or were they feral worlders? Either way I'll have this problem dealt with shortly.
>>47641418
Funny looking spear you have there peasant.
*looks at the legionnaire*
"This chummer doesn't seem that tough."
*sets up 2nd Ed Shadowrun Barret M121 HSR sniper rifle with tripod line up shot at a distance take it 14D damage dealt in one shot*
*looks at all the splattered gore left*
"I've fought ghouls with more bite than this chummer"
>>47641418
Me and Boone walked into the camp and fifteen minutes later everyone was dead on the hardest fucking difficulty at what, level 12?
Does anyone react to this?
NOPE!
Does anyone at the NCR even give me a pat on the back?
NOPE!
Does the game proceed as if two people in combat armour and anti-materiel rifles didn't just wipe out everyone?
Fucking yes!
Honestly, was that an oversight? Were they so obsessed with giving the player freedom and keeping them on the rails in equal fucking measure?
Why could I go in and kill everyone, in one of the easiest battles in that entire game and the game Didn't Even Recognise I ever did anything?
All immersion killed in an instant and it made the rest of the fucking game a chore to finish.
Why not even an option to take Caesar's head to the NCR for a few hundred caps or at the very least for someone to even acknowledge I FUCKING KILLED THE BASTARD!
I'm still pissed off about that.
>>47645256
IKR
>>47645446
>mixed IG regiments.jpg
>>47645256
>Honestly, was that an oversight? Were they so obsessed with giving the player freedom and keeping them on the rails in equal fucking measure?
New Vegas was produced in about eight months, end to end, and Bethesda forced them to rush the game out early to meet their imposed deadlines. There's an enormous amount of cut and unfinished content in the game, and the writers have repeatedly stated that they dearly wish they'd been given enough time to actually finish the game they were making.
Given that, it seems a little unfair to criticize NV too harshly, especially since what is there is some of the best RPG writing and worldbuilding we've seen in years.
>>47642773
Blame Shakespeare.
>>47645607
Yeah one great example is to simpily look at how hollow the legion is. Obsidian said they they had to cut a ton of meat out of the legion to so they could make the deadline. Instead of having Ulysses being a companion character that was meant to show you a different perspective of the legion we get the leftover hints of him making him something of a legend that Obsidian felt that had to fulfill, and we know how that went.
For every great crafted story and detail in Fallout NV you also can find another thing that was probably cut out for time. I'd say for the 8 months they had to make the game they did pretty damn well. Would be nice if the dev team could release the scripts or at least the plans they had for what they had to cut so modder could have remade it, but at this point it's too late. The fallout NV modders are for the most part finishing up their current projects before switching over to fallout 4.
>>47644593
The NCR top military leader in the Mohave is an idiot who can't even set up proper defenses against the legion who just used infiltrators sabatores hit teams and all kinda of guerilla warfare
>>47641666
Yes-man is best, man.
>>47645838
Which is why the courier is the only fit leader for the mojave. Or house, if you're okay with being someone's number 2, who doesn't give a shit about the little guy.
