ALRIGHT MAGGOTS
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, WE CAN'T LET LOYALIST SWINE GET AHEAD OF US.
SOMEBODY ROLL A FOCKIN D10
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>47636023
USELESS SCUM
>>47636170
ALRIGHT, WE'RE A RENEGADE CHAPTER THAT ONCE WAS LOYAL (FUCKING DISGUSTING), NOW SOMEBODY PLEASE ROLL A FUCKING 1d100
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>47636207
BY THE DARK GODS YOU MAGGOTS ARE LAZY, DO I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?
>>47636284
ALRIGHT YOU SORRY-EXCUSES FOR ASTARTES, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WHITE SCARS. SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HORSE AND A GREAT WALL TO BURN DOWN
NOW SOMEBODY BETTER GET IN HERE AND ROLL A GODS DAMNED 1D100
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>47636352
FUCK ME EIGHT WAYS TO KHORNE'S SLAUGHTER FIELDS, YOU FUCKS ARE LAZY. SOMEBODY GET IN HERE AND HELP ME OUT SO THIS THREAD DOESN'T LOSE ITS HEAD LIKE CURZE
>>47636407
ALRIGHT, OUR REVOLTING LOYALIST FOREFATHERS HAD THEIR CHAPTER FOUNDED IN THE 39TH MILLENNIUM. NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF THE WARMASTER'S SHIT HAIR-DO CAN SOMEBODY GET IN HERE AND ROLL SOME GODS DAMNED DICE?
WE NEED TO ROLL A 1d100
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>47636407
Reporting in!
>>47636458
FINALLY A GODS DAMNED RECRUIT, WELCOME ABOARD TO THE USS INSANITY, DESTINATION PORT BATSHIT.
OUR CHAPTER MADE SOME BAD FRIENDS (OR WERE THEY THE RIGHT FRIENDS?) AND WE GOT PUNISHED FOR IT BY THE INQUISITION. SO WE TOLD THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND WENT FULL FUCKING CHAOS.
NOW SOMEBODY ROLL A 1d10, AND IT BETTER NOT HAVE TO BE ME
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47636540
Rollan
>>47636598
NEUTRAL. WE DON'T GET ERECTIONS THINKING OF CHAOS, BUT WE ALSO DON'T HATE THE GODS.
DAMN YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO FOR? A PATRON. SOMEBODY ROLL A 1d12
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>47636626
hay Kuralk if you didn't have capslock on maybe we'ed have a few more people
>>47636720
What is this, a library?
We worship Chaos Undivided, maggot. Roll 1d100
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>47636861
It's just that so far we seem to be a more reasonable renegade chapter so caps lock will remain of until it is needed, also Rollan like people be hatean
>>47636908
Hallelujah! Praise to Chaos' name! For it is by Chaos we ascend to godhood, and escape the mortal coil in daemonhood! We all strive to become daemons to achieve godhood, praise chaos.
Roll 1d10
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47636960
I think most people are in the space elf thread.
>>47637012
https://youtu.be/k26hmRbDQFw
BURN IT ALL DOWN is our Warband's demeanor.
Now roll 1d10 for mutations.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47637123
Your mutation shall beFACIAL HAIR OF EVIL™!
>>47637189
Uncannily correct, it's body horror.
I just love my prehensile tentacle cock, don't you too?
Roll 1d100 for Champion of Legend.
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>47637252
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>47637252
'Twas a hero most foul!
>>47637269
>>47637285
He was an extremely Chaos Champion or Possessed Marine.
Roll 1d100 for deeds
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>47637340
Appears I forgot my name faggotry. Rolling considering nobody else is.
>>47637583
>>47637012
VINDICATION
FUCK ELVES. ALL OF 'EM. Our Champion violated a Craftworld. Now roll 1d100 for homeworld.
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>47637609
>>47637826
Feral world it is, now will somebody please roll a 1d100?
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>47637843
Lazy useless anons.
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>47637898
Warp twisted, rolling again for base terrain.
>>47637920
It's a warp twisted Jungle world. So Vietnam.
Now will SOMEBODY OTHER THAN ME, roll a 1d10?
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47637936
Yall are useless
>>47638085
Doctrine is Death from Afar. The warband uses both heavy artillery, cannons, and orbital bombardment. Fuck elves seven ways to Slaanesh.
Next roll is a 1d100 for equipment.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>47638135
>>47638251
HOOO BOY
BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS BABY. We're equipment with batshit mad science technology.
1d10 for warband strength.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47638278
>white scars loyalists
>who turn into motherfucking IRON WARRIORS
ALL THE GUNS FOREVER
I gotta admit, this is one of the sadder threads i've seen.
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>47638135
>>47639862
We're slightly over-strength, 1,200 or more. Roll 1d10 to see why.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>47640404
what is happening
>>47640531
Our Warband joined forces with another Warband to form CAPTAIN WARBAND, DEFENDER OF CHAOS, JUSTICE, AND THE TRAITOR WAY.
Roll 1d100 for allies.
>>47640735
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>47640745
Lets try that again. Who did we join forces with?
>>47640753
BEST ROLL OF MY FUCKING LIFE
Our bro is Abaddon the Warmaster of Chaos.
Roll 1d100 for enemies.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>47640851
I'll bet it's the eldar
>>47640868
Nope, it's a specific Space Marine Chapter.
And that's all folks, time for the summary.
>>47636207
>>47636352
>>47636447
The Warband started out as a loyalist White Scars Chapter founded in M39 which turned to chaos because...
>>47636540
The Chapter made some friends the Inquisition didn't take kindly to and punished the Chapter for. Pissed off, they decided to turn to Chaos instead of accept it. When it comes to Chaos, the Warband...
>>47636626
>>47636861
Is neutral. We aren't retarded fedora tipping Night Lords or fanatical Word Bearers. We worship Chaos Undivided when it suits us, and treat the Dark Gods like a military ally more than Gods to be idolized.
>>47636960
The Warband's drive is to ascend to the godhood of Daemonhood. Everybody wants to become a Daemon Prince, and the Chapter is probably led by a Daemon Prince (and may have more than one). When it comes to warfare, the Warband likes...
>>47637123
Scorched Earth Tactics. Leave nothing for the enemy to use against if we're not using it. We light agri farms on fire if we aren't using them for our war effort, just as we destroy battleships if we can't scrap them for our own use. When it comes to mutations, the Warband is.....
>>47637252
Gripped by body horror. The flesh of the warband is warped and twisted, having too many eyes, tentacles, horn growths, the whole schbang. Nothing useful as a weapon, but good at scaring people shitless. The figure of Legend for the warband...
>>47637340
>>47637609
Was a Chaos Champion who BTFO a Craft World and caused Eldar to be permanently pissed off at us. Who are we? CHAOS. What are we angry about? FUCKIN ELVES. The Warband's homeworld is....
>>47637843
>>47637920
>>47637936
A feral warp-twisted jungle world. Like Vietnam but the trees are all alive, get up and walk around, and probably eat people. The warband's doctrine when it comes to war is....
>>47638135
Death From Afar. Kill it with really big guns that fire nonstop. We love everything from using Havocs spamming autocannons and lascannons to orbital bombardment.
>>47641435
>>47638278
Our Warband's equipment is BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS. Not only do we get body horror mutations from the dark gods and love big fucking guns, we also have mad scientists for our Apothecaries. Yall know what this means? OBLITERATORS BITCH.
>>47640404
>>47640735
The Warband is slightly over-strength, resulting when it combined with another Warband for security in combined might. For allies...
>>47640851
Our bro is Abaddon the Despoiler, Warmaster of motherfuckin chaos. We're the Warmaster's chosen baby.
>>47641311
Our Chapter's nemesis is a Space Marine Chapter of our choosing.
Alright guys, time to get some writefaggotry up in this shit and come up with a color scheme. I can start churning out color schemes ASAP.
>>47641756
And without topknot.
>>47641761
I think this is it boys.
>>47641919
Do red or white eyes look better?
>>47641960
>>47642089
bawmp
Keep this thread alive while I sleep, ok guys?
Bump for you, chaos spawn.
