Ok, first time rolling up stuff. Let's use the 1d4chan table, then.
Roll me a 1d10
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47632367
>>47632757
So, the Imperium spotted us in M37
Now, let's see what biome we have.
Roll 1d8
Rolled 2 (1d8)
>>47632786
>>47632839
Ah, so we're Desert Elves now.
I wonder what our most common path is?
1d10, please.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47632881
>>47632975
Ok, we're apparently a craftworld full of artisans. Good to know we've got people making fancy stuff.
So how are our numbers doing?
1d10 again.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>47632995
>>47633015
Nominal Strength. So we're doing ok.
What's our favorite tactic?
1d8 this time.
Rolled 1 (1d8)
>>47633029
>Tactics - rape
>>47633153
I suppose that counts as Close Combat?
Now let's see who's our favorite unit type
1d10
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47633171
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47633171
>>47633194
Ok, so this one brings up:
Other (such as Seers, Harlequins, Manipulated "Allies," etc.)
I guess we could hammer that out later.
What's our favorite Aspect Warrior?
1d10
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47633242
>>47633242
Wraithguards, maybe? We Ianden now.
>>47633258
Goi Swooping Hawks!
Alright, then who's our Hero?
1d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>47633285
>>47633274
rolling an 8 would have given us wraith constructs
>>47633242
We could have a lot if killer clowns pass by, as our artisans might build some less esoteric bits of gear for them sometimes.
Maybe also a shrine for the laughing god, if there are such things.
>>47633285
Love em, fits the desert very well.
>>47633295
We got a Spiritseer
so what did he/she do?
1d8
>>47633303
Sounds good to me.
As an alternative, eldar corsair mercenaries? We supply them with spare parts, they protect us.
Rolled 1 (1d8)
>>47633329
>>47633346
Why not both, I like that as well.
Crazy clown/pirate bazar.
>>47633363
Oh ho ho, we pissed off those Tau something fierce.
Now they want the seer's head, sending out stealth teams every time they hear about him/her whereabouts.
next up disposable paw- I mean allies, yes....
1d8
Rolled 2 (1d8)
>>47633398
Well, fuck blueberries anyway. Double mon'keigh.
>>47633419
Looks like you're going to have to put up with those mon'keigh, because we've just been stuck with the Guard as 'allies'
Want to know who we hate?
1d10
>>47633398
Probably fucked them up when they tried to mess with a maiden world.
Better watch your trade routes.
More plunder for the corsairs as well.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>47633451
>>47633451
>>47633461
Fits, maybe diverted some Damocles troops in the day and kept them from getting killed....at least immediatly.
>>47633480
wow, minor aliens.
going to have to roll 1d100 for that.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>47633520
>>47633520
FUGGEN KHRAVE, REEEEEE.
>>47633539
Loxatl
not sure why we really hate them, but we do.
so give me a bit to make some bullet points in the next post.
>The Imperium first found us in M37
>Our biome is desert
>We're a craftworld of artisans
>We've got an average population for a craftworld
>We like Close Combat
>Our most common units are... (Seers, Harlequins, Manipulated allies, etc)
>Swooping Hawks are the preferred Aspect Warriors
>Our hero is a Spiritseer
>Killed a bunch of Tau enough that they really want said seer dead at all costs
>Working with/manipulate IG to their ends
>We really hate Loxatls.
Time to fluff things up
>>47633559
Hmm, aren't they potentially related to the old ones?
Theyare mentioned as mercenaries, so maybe some turf war with our corsair friends due to possibly tau hiring them out to protect their juicy convois.
Extra annoying as they know more about our trickery and have faster ships.
How dare they!
>>47633559
Damn cold blooded bastards. Think you're too good for the desert heat, you scalie freaks!?
>>47633687
>>47633645
So apparently the Tau hired mercs to kill our spiritseer and his entourage , using loxatls, who set up a trap in a rather dense forest or somesuch we had to pass through. Being more used to desert, we didn't fair quite as well as we'd liked, and ended up with a considerable number of people dead, but the seer at least made it out.
>>47633637
We are a craftworld that keeps to the alien popilated areas of the eastern fringe due to serving as a well liked restock and market for corsairs who like to trade for our goods.
We even accept them as nearly an own path, possibly.
Potentially also have some Clown trafvic due to an old shrine to the laughing god which they tend.
Bumped into the Imperium as they expanded into that area and hot inbetween them and the Tau during the Damocles crusade when we helped raiding both factions supply lines for profit and securing our assets , especially a maiden world...
anyone want to name the craftworld?
>>47633767
Continued:
The Tau, good in alien relations hired Loxatl mercenaries who were acvustomed to our tactics and started counter smbushes at valuable targets and actually hurt us, like>>47633765
Said.
So we refuse to trade with them anymore and are out for blood as we do not aprecciate their only business approach.
>>47633799
Used a name generator and liked "Idranavar".
>>47633827
Dont forget we supported guard regiments with rangers against tsu commandos.
Damn stealth suits.
>>47633868
Maybe we're helping them out by sniping tau officers and providing intel?
Or we're secretly letting them have some other xeno tech to mess around with?
>>47633924
Personally I see this more like "using guard to beat tau for us instead of risking our own forces" instead of "assisting human armies".
>>47633955
>>47633924
That was the idea.
Fuck off Tau, we ard full.
>>47633986
seeing as how we're desert elves, maybe we're working with Tallarn or Tallarn descended regiments?
>>47634032
Nah, too gimmicky.
If we have mostly desert biomes on our craftworld doesn't mean that we seek out likeminded humans to manipulate.
Personally, I think Salvars, or someone of equal disrepute would work better. Penal legions maybe. Press-ganged criminals or death-sentenced cannon fodder seems like a good candidate to be manipulated by a world of artisans.
>>47634032
Maybe, perdonally think any humu would have done...but we could not totally hate one specific Tallarn regiment from the battlegroup we had fight the Tau for us.
>>47634126
Agreed.
>>47634142
I hear Tallarn actually has a sort of friendly relationship with Eldar
>>47634126
Hm, yeah, probably someone desperate would also begrudgingly work for the Eldar.
Maybe eldar are manipulating both?
>>47634177
Definetly manipulating both.
Those dirty animals might know some tricks and be of use, but it ends there.
I like the Hawks Corsair synergy by the way.
All those wings!
