What was his fucking problem?
>>47579533
Do you think he'd ever break his ribs or spine so he can bend down & suck himself off?
>>47580190
You dare imply the loincloth of Sigvald the Magnificent is not already, and indeed always, sucking him off.
>>47579533
Slaanesh doesn't favour those with problems fucking, OP.
>>47579533
Offspring that comes from incest tend to have problems.
>>47580305
Was there ever a good (alignment wise) character that was born from a incestual relation in fiction?
>>47580381
Tommen and Myrcella are good in the books
Tommen might be moving slightly toward evil in the show
>>47580381
>>47580418
I'm actually curious who appeared first: Sigvald or the Lannisters. I have no idea which edition of the game Sigvald first appeared in.
>>47580454
7th, so the Lannisters.
>>47579533
>Slaanesh, aka best waifu ever, favors him so much he doesn't even fuck him over a little bit with mutations
>Slaanesh is a chaos god
>who liked someone so much he didn't fuck him over
I jelly
>>47580922
Would Slaanesh allow him to smell her farts?
>>47579533
getting teamkilled like a faggot
>>47581504
The Man fucked everything that moved, he can't be labeled a faggot, the epitome of degenerate is a better title for him.
>>47579533
>What was his fucking problem?
Honestly? Ego, same as every Slaaneshi who eventually succumbs. The ones that last tend to go beyond the idea of ego, and focus on the experiences of hedonism and strive for perfection, whereas he was at a point that he considered himself beyond such endeavors.
I honestly think that he was an experiment by Slaanesh, not as a perfect champion, but as a being of excessive self confidence and ego.
>>47581784
By Slaanesh's fabulous she-dong, that is the most beautiful shrine I have seen.
>>47581565
I don't think he fucked what he ate...though I could be wrong there. He may have decided that that added seasoning.
>>47580418
Ramsay and Sir Twenty of House Goodmen have clearly been taking epic rogue levels in the show.
>>47581784
I'm pretty sure ego is every chaoschmuck's problem to some extent. Even the Nurglites can feel smug about knowing eternal stagnation is what's best for you
>>47580190
You don't need to break your ribs or spine to do that, just practice
>>47579533
It be easier to list whats not wrong with him
He does have a way with words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVE-mncKFsA
>>47580381
There are a few in one of my settings
>>47587254
Could you talk about it?
>>47587205
Well, I guess that proves he is good with his mouth
>>47581565
He probably wants to topple the empire just to have a shot at Deathclaw's pink lion asshole
>>47579533
He once invaded ulthuan just because he found out the elves had better hair than him, then lost that war because he was too caught up in personal duels to effectively command his army. He is Slaaneshs' pampered son and gets whatever he wants because slaanesh decided it would be a cool idea. He may be perfect on the outside, but is utterly corrupted within. He also refused daemon hood because he didn't want to be ugly
>>47586399
There's no time to waste removing a crotchplate when you see something on the battlefield you want to fuck.
>>47588161
We only need a sneaky dwarf with a sledgehammer made of gromril and one precise strike
>>47580504
>7th
I remember Sigvald being much much older than that. Around 5th or even 4th
>>47581270
She smells his farts.
>>47579533
Wearing slut armor and being retarded.
>>47579533
He was a pampered, over-arrogant, inbred jackass that was beautiful on the outside but rotten on the inside.
He was a douchebag of epic proportions and was known for disproportionate things for the pettiest and most bullshit reasons ever.
>The vine was bad? BURN THE WHOLE CITY AND TRAMPLE WHAT IS LEFT INTO DUST!
>High Elves have even more beautiful hair than him? SLAUGHTER THEM ALL AND THE ONES STILL LIVING VIOLATE AND THROW THEM TO THE DAEMONETTES FOR MORE VIOLATION!
Seriously how did Archaon manage to NOT try and personally kill him?
>>47580190
I thought part of his "thing" is he had no cock, isn't he the "Gelded Prince"? Am I misinterpreting?
>>47590867
If you think 'gelding' is a cockectomy then, yes. You have misinterpreted.
>>47590867
Wasn't is "gilded prince", like gold, not "gelded"? If he had no cock it would be hard to be the lord of hedonism or whatever.
It's all been flushed down the toilet anyway, so your headcanon is perfectly valid.
>>47579533
Incest resulting in mental illness?
>>47591690
>Wasn't is "gilded prince", like gold, not "gelded"? If he had no cock it would be hard to be the lord of hedonism or whatever
Maybe he just has the dick, gelding only removes the balls.
Maybe they removed the balls and put a vagina where they're supposed to be.
>>47590541
He was useful if kept away from Archaon.
>>47579533
>What was his fucking problem?
Well, he starred in the only warhammer book that I have ever read. From what I can remember, he was searching for a helmet or some shit?
Fluff wise he comes a cross as someone who travels the old world and does whatever the fuck he wants. Which I suspect would be the problem you are looking for?
>>47580381
Some of them
>>47593317
what the hell, man
>>47593317
What the fuck this is more inbred than ancient egypt.
>>47593317
Fuck you.
>>47583772
Dude, he probably fucked his food before he ate it, because what seasoning could surpass his own jizz?
>>47579533
What I enjoy about Slaaneshi devotees is how everyone hates them for being a bunch of fucktards.
>>47590867
no he has no balls if he is the gelded prince
>>47593317
what the fuck Japan
>>47593317
>has sex with his own great granddaughter after having sex with his daughter and granddaughter
this shit is fucked up
>>47591736
He was the Geld-prince, not gelded. I think it had something to do with how he castrates his closest male followers and turns them into his mirror eunuchs. If sigvald himself is gelded, I guess that's how we explain why there aren't thousands of sigvald offspring running around the world.
>>47593317
Fuck Tomaru.I mean, everybody else already does...
>>47595073
At times I think Tomaru disturbs Slaanesh.
>>47593552
>>47597175
5 goddamn generations
its impresive and terrifing at the same time
>>47593317
>>47597175
Years later, and I always find a new revelation every time it gets posted.
>>47597318
That would make him at least 70 and still making incest babbies.
>>47593317
Tomaru Sawagoe, the father of this corruption is so self-absorbed and hedonistic he'd probably be an exalted Champion of Slaanesh.
Hell, I if I recall, most of the times he appears in the VNs it's so he can NTR the protag, who is his son.
>>47597175
Forget the elves, this guy fucked Slannesh into existence.. then probably fucked him as well.
>>47597424
what
you for real?
>>47597405
Yep. He's also acknowledged to be a despicable person within the story.
>>47597465
Nah, I'm sure he's a pretty nice guy.
>>47597175
>by the time you get to Rika, that generation ought to have genetic material from 64 bloodlines
>can only trace it back to 3; Tomaru's parents, and his step-parent
Incest is a fetish for me, but this ceased to be hot once he moved on past his half-sister.
>>47597175
I.... I don't have a reaction image for this.
>>47597625
coincidentally, I do
>>47597668
as an extra im 90% sure the artist made some serious miracles to make him atleast viewable
>>47581784
It's pretty much shown that in terms of actual competence Sigvald is not up there, Slaanesh had no interest in the old world ending so sent his/her b-listers.
>>47595510
geld means payment or fee you mongoloids - https://enwikipediaorg/wiki/Weregild
>>47597424
Two of his sons even impregnated their moms.
>>47597564
>this ceased to be hot once he moved on past his half-sister
Clearly you're not serving Slaanesh. Slaanesh likes excess & not just lust.
>>47597424
>exalted Champion of Slaanesh
I say Tomaru's a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh if not Slaanesh him/her/itself.
>>47598850
Geld also means 'castrate (a male animal).' - http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/geld
Words can have more than one meaning little gelding.
>>47597175
You can see them getting more and more inbred each generation
>>47601316
Lovely attention to detail isn't it?
>>47598784
>It's pretty much shown that in terms of actual competence Sigvald is not up there, Slaanesh had no interest in the old world ending so sent his/her b-listers.
Makes sense. If the world ends, no more sex, drugs, and rock and/or roll.
>>47601386
But anon, won't destroying the world be excessive & cause enormous pain in the fanbase?
>>47601448
Yes, but its a one time deal. If you're dead, you can't inject warpstone laced opium into your dickhole while railing a daemonette and singing all five parts to a five man acid jazz fusion song played on noseflutes by the deranged.
>>47601575
>If you're dead, you can't inject warpstone laced opium into your dickhole while railing a daemonette and singing all five parts to a five man acid jazz fusion song played on noseflutes by the deranged.
>>47597668
Here's his family tree. Ten points if you can figure it out.
>Toward the end of his life Charles' fragile health deteriorated and he became increasingly hypersensitive and strange, at one point demanding that the bodies of his family be exhumed so he could look upon the corpses. He officially retired when he had a nervous breakdown caused by the amount of pressure put on him to try to pull Spain out of the economic trouble it was going through. He lived a simple life from then on, playing games and other activities. He died in Madrid on 1 November 1700, five days before his 39th birthday. The physician who practiced his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."
>American historians Will and Ariel Durant described Charles II as "short, lame, epileptic, senile, and completely bald before 35, he was always on the verge of death, but repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live."
>>47601641
Skeletons can't get boners, ironically.
>>47601726
That's because they're always hard. No need for a boner.
>>47580381
I'm sure Wheel of Time had a few.
>>47601770
>Implying Nagash cares about sex.
He's a total neeeeeerd
>>47601897
He killed his brother so he can fuck his brother's wife.
>>47602290
Exactly. Naagash has had all the sex be could want already.
Fuck bitches, become Chaos.
>>47602290
Ok....And?
>>47602387
Except he removed himself from Chaos. The Undead are the antithesis of chaos.
>>47597175
>Latest child not a goopy abomination resembling something between Charles II and a Chaos Spawn
Only in Overflow
>>47602451
>become Chaos
>is antithesis of Chaos
>>47602472
>implying Tomaru magic genes will cause that
>>47601386
Plus, he probably knew that in the future Age, she'd get sidelined and trapped in an Aelf cage or some shit.
>>47602487
Keep reaching for that rainbow, Malal.
Somebody will care you exist one day.
>>47579533
He had no problem fucking, probabally has a couple of his kids as bodyguards
However his problem do come from fucking. Not every incest born person in fiction is bad, but the ones that are bad seem go hard at their horribleness
That in mind, I would like to see a story of a bunch of fictions most evil blonde pretty boys having a chat together in the afterlife. It'd be cool.
>>47597175
What in the everloving fuck?
Who thinks of this shit?
Who buys this shit?
Why?
>>47603243
Because Japan.It's based on a true story, too.
>>47601719
Jesus Christ, I've never seen a family tree attempt to eat itself.
>>47603472
The Ptolemaic Dynasty didn't so much have a tree as a lamppost.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemaic_dynasty#Ptolemaic_family_tree
>>47598784
As an individual fighter few can compare to sigvald. He kicked the shit out of Krell and Throgg, but failed to account for thhroggs regeneration. He gets challenged all the time for his stupidity and always come out on top. As a leader he is absolutely terrible and only gains followers because of his attractive aura. Slaanesh' blessing keeps him clean and comfortable all the time, so he is barely aware of the big picture.
As for end times, he was wrecking bretonnia offscreen because of the bad wine, but ended up being teleported to middenheim by archaon because he technically is slaanesh' greatest champion. I'm not sure if slaanesh has any competent mortal followers.
>>47602290
He also turned her into a living corpse and burned her to death to break the covenant between gods and man.
Nagash's first reaction when witnessing her was "wow, I might be in love... how do i destroy this power over me, because I am weaker for it".
>>47603472
His father was also his great uncle.
>>47603408
...What?
