Things you don't want to find in a dungeon.
Rooms full of old goblin corpses with signs of death by sword and magic.
>>47565541
My Dignity.
>>47565541
>Things you don't want to find in a dungeon
>Posts candles
Really what the fuck, the more light the better, right?
>>47565613
Lit candles mean something at least moderately intelligent gas been there quite recently
A big unlabeled red button.
>>47565541
A niceDom.
>>47565541
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Whose Lich is it Anyway? I'm your miniboss, Drew Carey...."
>>47565591
How can you find something that doesn't exist
>>47565666
Damn, satan. That was kinda savage.
>>47565591
Your own grave and a time machine.
>>47565686
>>47565628
>Lit candles mean something at least moderately intelligent gas been there quite recently
Oh no, I'll have to fight and kill something that keeps its treasure in neat boxes. Who would have expected such resistance from his fellow man, in an abandoned crypt of all places? What horror.
As a dungeon-diving explorer, I could not have foreseen the possibility of facing a human being in deadly combat, breaking his body, and spilling his blood.. and all this toil and foulness for some dusty coins and gilded baubles? It is a travesty beyond measure, such a senseless waste of human life, to trade a stranger's blood for trinkets that could be bought in a store.
>>47565812Fury Road 2 when?
>>47565560
I get it
>>47565541
POO!!! xD
>>47565541
The true meaning of friendship.
Thats been the quest reward for 2 of the last 4 dungeons I have explored, and frankly my party and I are sick of it.
>>47565812
I found Waldo!
>>47565998
Loot more.
babies
>>47566047
Fuck off.
>>47566047
That's Wally weeaboo faggot
>>47565998
Stop playingmlpshit then.
The naked bodies of an adventuring party that you know are stronger than your party.
>>47565541
A giant sign emblazoned with the words "COMBAT IS NOT CONSENT"
>>47566454
We found that once. Lucky for us they managed to kill the hardest of that floors 4 sub-bosses and died to the second hardest. Probably already wounded from the first fight
The GMs discarded patience.
>>47565541
Another dungeon.
Or the "dungeon"'s uvula.
really really obvious bait that you just know one person isn't going to be able ti ignore.
>>47565998
I did that to my d&d group awhile back, they were in over their heads and low on supplies, and the final big bad of the temple said if they pressed on they could fight, but he'd let them walk if they dropped what they'd looted.
It was pretty fun, I wouldn't dream of doing it more than once in a campaign though.
>>47566968
>Or the "dungeon"'s vulva
ftfy
>>47565865
I don't get it.
>>47567031
The "dungeon" must have some very interesting bodily topography if you're encountering external anatomical features while within it.
>>47567031
No, faggot, I meant what I said.
>>47566997
I have always wanted to do this image as a room in a dungeon crawl and have it be a chain devil
>>47566968
>Dungeon's uvula
So it's a girl dungeon...
>>47565541
>chained up women (One of my DMs kept implying rape everytime we met a captured woman and I really dont care for that shit)
>Empty room with an altar
>Empty room with a giant, creepy painting
>Room with a lot of strange corpses and skeletons lying around
>A chamber with a cave entrance in it. The cave leads down into the earth with no light in it.
>Giant sealed coffin
>Long hallway leading to a giant stone door
>Murals on the walls depicting horrible things, usually of the BBEG commiting terrible crimes.
>>47566403
This is already making the rounds,huh?
>>47567207
Kek
>>47567041
Somebody's already looted the place.
>>47566403
I don't know which is worse. The DM or the guy who wrote that. I certainly wouldn't want to play with either of them.
You open a door to reveal a dark empty room with a single wooden chair at its center.
>Nope
>>47567127
>do this image as a room in a dungeon crawl and have it be a chain devil
Just try not to be surprised when your players' trust for NPCs starts dropping
>>47567819
What's the context here?
>>47568098
You trust an empty room with nothing but a chair?
>>47568107
Depends on how much magic armor or resistance I have on me at the time.
>>47568098
A DM worth his dice would not make such an unremarkable and vaguely-spooky room unless it was for the express purpose of throwing you off or fucking your shit up. You walk into that room half-assed, you know something horrible is going to happen.
Also, think to yourself about what kind of room is dark, and empty but for a single simple chair. People were probably tortured in that room.
>>47568192
>>47567591
That or maybe they're in a room which they've been to already and they've stuffed up the map.
>>47565541
Public restrooms.
Safety rails on the chasms.
Subway trains that actually run on time.
A geriatric orc in gray coveralls, pushing a broom.
70s era burnt orange carpeting and egg chairs.More than one cat.
>>47567107
...not if you end up walking through a portal-door at some point...
An oubliette filled to the brim with long dead adventurers that look suspiciously like our party. All of them. That just tells me something really fucky is going on with time and space.
>>47568208
>Actually pull this on a group, with the word written on a metal plate in an otherwise useless cave in a language one PC knew
>They spend 5 minutes trying to solve the mystery and take it with them just in case
>>47568208
This comic is like half a joke followed by a non-joke.
>>47565666
You so mean mr devil :(
>>47566184
Anon says the first funny thing in a tiny veiled fetish thread.
>Fuck off.
You are the worst.
>>47572660
What is wrong with you.
>>47572660
go away
>>47565541
Biovats containing the PC's bodies. (The adventuring party are the clones, cue unspeakable evils and possible mirror fight.)
Mobile, hula dancing tropical flowers
A mother-in-law, possibly undead.
>>47565613
I see it as so specific it has to be a ritual. Like a demon has to be in this dungeon and generally that's gonna be too high level for most people
>>47577105
BUT THEY'RE ADORABLE.
>>47565541
Your last camp site caked in dust.
>>47577578
Beware the cute ones
>>47577714
Waking up with your campsite caked in dust
>>47578945
>Beware the cute ones
This nigga
>>47565591
Things you don't want to lose in a dungeon
>>47565541
A well lit room with a chest in the middle/far end. It's always a trap.
rust monster.
>>47565541
>archives
>>47565541
No loot.
>>47568252
>70s era burnt orange carpeting and egg chairs
Dude, stop. You'll have the millennials crying in their safe spaces.
My DM gave us an 'enchanted' orb.
Its just a glass orb, but every time its in a campaign, i get beaten to death by it
>>47565541
Giant humanoids, in an enclosed space that would freak me out.
>>47565653
kek
Two crabs with a ballista, waiting for you to round the corner.
>>47565541
Unlabeled levers.
>>47565666
These was good trips
>>47566997
How is she not tied down? Her arms are pretty heavily entangled.
Unless you mean that the chains aren't secured to anything.
>>47568252
>Subway trains that actually run on time.
This is legitimately disturbing if you think about it and know about what that implies.
Treasure sitting in a large empty, dark room, with nothing guarding it.
>>47583188
All the chains on her arms are pulled taut from above, none of the chains bind her legs or prevent her from standing, which would allow her to raise her arms and ditch the chains with ease.
>>47565541
A feathery woman(?) promising the absolute best sex in the history of ever.
The Illusionist hit that, and we've had him on suicide watch since then, because he's already had the best sex ever, what else is there to look forward to?
>>47583300
What is the implication?
>>47583300
please elaborate anon
>>47583459
>>47583467
The only way for the subway trains to run on time is if there's no people for them to pick up.
>>47566997
>a apprentice
>>47583673
Congratulations you passed one of the perception checks on the image.
>>47567496
>kill random people for hours on end because they were just around a certain item you needed
>thugs (who you just dispatched) raped a woman (who you saved)
>now you've gone too far
Either it's Monty Python or grimdark, but don't be a puss if you're playing in a more serious setting. Fucking nu-male.
>>47583300
>>47583513
Or they're Japanese.
>>47583734
But it's the GM's Magical Realm
>>47583459
>>47583467
It means the BBEG is Benito Mussolini. And your DM hasn't heart of Snopes.
>>47583761
>Japanese
>people
>>47583867
I've been to Osaka and it really helps if you see the morning commute more as an all-consuming monochrome wave of suits rather than people.
>>47565809
>As a dungeon-diving explorer, I could not have foreseen the possibility of facing a human being in deadly combat
The problem is not intelligent human beings.
The problem is intelligent...other things.
Humans are far from the worst intelligent thing to face down in the depths.
>>47583971
>Go dungeon diving in the depths
>The lobster people stab you
FUCK
>>47583091
The bane of every succession fort.
>>47565541
Myself
>>47565541
>Things you don't want to find in a dungeon.
Kobolds
stuff
>>47580069
this shit is why i always loved motels over hotels as a kid. until i grew up and realized why mom never wanted to stay in them on vacation.
>its like a jackson polock painting
>come down long torch light hallway to the massive double doors at the end
>open them
>its a dead end
>realize you just butchered the work crew creating a dungeon and its not fucking finished yet
>>47585141
>kobolds
oh sweet arceus no. any gm worth their salt and turn mining and basic tools into an infinite maze of death traps, murderholes, side passages, and false ceilings.
http://www.tuckerskobolds.com/
>>47583823
Mussolini didn't make the trains run on time. The railway network was significantly improved before he came to power, and even then there's plenty of evidence that shows that even then, the trains in fascist italy didn't necessarily adhere to schedule more than they did anywhere else.
>>47583734
Eh I don't really feel like arguing with you. You don't seem smart enough to understand anyway.
It's a fictional universe where you create everything. You don't have to have heinous and disgusting things just to be edgy and cool.
>>47565541
>Level one. A series of triggered traps, and desiccated bodies.
>Level two. More triggered traps and bodies.
>Level three. No traps or bodies in sight. Just pure paranoia.
>>47565541
Fleshbags.
Just fuckoff and let me lich in peace gods dammit. I only abduct an innocent person for experiments every couple years, is that too much to ask?
>>47567031
Go back to bed, Giger.
>>47580380
Is it glowing green?
>>47568252
None of this is scary.
Why would you NOT want a public bathroom? Or a cleaning servant (albeit old) doing their job?
Explain anon.
>>47568208
When I first read these comics, naively in search of porn, all of these scenarios and jokes didn't make sense.
But after lurking on /tg/ I can say at last I've reached nirvana.
That and the occasional good tit shown.
>>47565751
Who the fuck uses an abstract concept as an answer in Pictionary?
>>47587037
>Someone who actually read Oglaf in hopes of finding porn
This is like finding a unicorn
>>47565686
What cancerous shithole did these dank may mays crawl out of anway?
>>47586480
Not him, but there is a lot to be said for cohesiveness in world design.
Nasty stuff will go on behind closed doors, crime, shady dealings, ect. The fact you are playing in the universe at all means there is going to be conflict of some description - what is an adventure without danger, without foes to slay? Adding nasty, disgusting things is (usually) no magical realm, but simply part and parcel of most sword and sorcery gameplay.
Monsters should be monstrous and villans should be dastardly. There is no adventure in a perfect hugbox.
>>47587065
I dunno, the lesbian ice queen was pretty hot.
>>47583513
Wouldn't it just require that they don't wait for people? Worst case, the doors close on someone or something. And respect the rail crossings.
>>47565541
Predator robots equipped with cyber-conversion viruses.
>>47567031
>The "dungeon's" cervixthere is a boss fight in the next room
>>47587016
OP didn't ask for scary. They asked for shit I don't want in my dungeon.
>>47588143
agreed.
>>47566997
I have seen something like that in another thread. What is that a reference to?
>>47571607
There are a couple that are mildly funny, but yeah, it's mostly just "lol, dicks!"
>>47565541
>Things you don't want to find in a dungeon.
A fetus.
>>47593381
Well, the picture is of a character from Tsukihime who is like, the princess of all vampires.
She is far more powerful than she acts most of the time, but also can't use it because most of the power is tied up in keeping herself from going on a rampage draining blood from everyone.
>>47593645
She's also perfect body for the moon
Earth hijacks it sometimes too
>>47593645
>>47593789
Is that animu good or at least okay?
>>47594328
The VN is decent, if you don't mind edge.
Never watched the anime.
>>47594328
Reminding people that the anime exists has become a meme. Does that answer your question?
>>47594445
>>47594363
>>47594328
Honestly guys, stop saying that there is Tsukihime anime
Making people hyped up for nothing isn't really nice thing to do
>>47594445
>>47594547
damn, that bad huh? Guess I'll pass on that then. And since I don't play VN, I'll pass on the whole thing
>>47590052
>That bow on the floor
Any abandoned weapon is a fucking nope from me. There's a fucking reason it's there and I'm not gonna find out.
Graffiti in ant language the party doesn't know.
>>47594873
Fucking Vikings.
>>47565809
>I only play D&D
>Hence I'm not scared shitless when facing semi-intelligent creatures within long-abandoned ruins, especially since there should be none
Here, FTFY
>>47565653
goes with whoes lich is it anyway but passes up on the easy drew scary.
>>47565541
Water
Water means the GM got really, really creative with fucking entire team over with massive strap-on put on everything.
>The water is too deep, you can't run
>The water is murky, you can't see where you are putting your feet
>The water is ice-cold, you will soon start feeling hypothermia
And so on and forth. Combined with random deeps and creatures lurking in the water... no, just fucking no. It also affects loot in general.
Also, any signs of intelligent life activity in place where the worst thing you are to expect should be some wild life or entry-tier monsters. Because it means something that probably can control them (bad) or is so strong it actually feeds on them (fucking awful)
Semi-fresh bodies of other human(oid)s. The more fresh, the worse. Stripped naked and relatively fresh? Ok, time for cigarette break to collect yourself and buy some time to fight off paranoia of GM having something strong enough to perform TPK.
Also, any piece of technology more advanced than "setting average". That means MASSIVE trouble and is usually the moment I openly say to rest of players and also PCs I'm not going any deeper. Shit's too dangerous to risk
>>47595339
>Water
Fucking this. Literally NOTHING is as bad as having water in the dungeon.
>>47595339
>Spot the high fatality system player
That's the sorta paranoia 40K RPG players get. The guardsmen ones anyway.
>>47595270
whoops, wrong thread :^)
>>47595387
More like GURPS. And Witcher.
But yeah, high fatality + dungeon crawling = instant tense situation and lots of stress about every minor bit of information from GM. But it also makes the game much more interesting, because it's very easy to enforce mood on entire team and everyone gets involved in the game.
>>47595442
This. Nothing gets players in the mood than good old fashioned tension. Vietnam is such a fucking good setting for this shit too. Any discount oppressive jungle not of their characters natural climate is also good.I did this with my group doing Only War. It was like Spec Ops: The Line in how it went.
>>47565541
Mold
>>47565541
Not quite tabletop, but i remember, when i was playing Fallout 3, I detected I picked up a morse code signal on the radio. Naturally I though to myself "Oh cool, free shit." Eventually I tracked the signal down to a marker in the north of the map.
When I opened the door I didn't find some abandoned vault or a secret government bunker. I found a small, sparse room with no furnishings and a set of rudimentary beds. At the opposite end of the room, there sat 3 skeletons. 2 adults, one witha revolver still grasped in hand, the other with a small infant child clutched closely.
As it turned out, there was no loot, the signal was being generated by an old radio transmitter. I deactivated the radio and left them as they were.
>>47587356
Can I borrow a meme?
>>47595716
I remember that. Disturbing to say the least, but did you ever find the Dunwich Building?
>>47594873
Holy shit, is this real?
>>47597398
>Dunwich Building
Not him, but I remember it.
That shit fucked with me something fierce.
>>47594873
>>47594916
Given Vikings were all about making lasting marks on the world, carving "x was here" in a major location that would be the heart of enemy territory would probably be a pretty standard way of getting reputation points.
>>47598074
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runic_inscriptions_in_Hagia_Sophia
>>47595121
If you want to start something about your hipster games nobody knows or cares about, that's okay, but I'll be here having fun.
>>47598208
>any game that isn't D&D is a hipster game
What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's like you really are brain damaged.
>>47598074
Similar stuff in Egypt by greco-roman visitors.
And everyone's famous favorite meme of history, the pompeii graffiti
this mother fucker
A little girl who seems to have no apparent reason for having been left there.
>>47594689
Because someone dropped it while running away? Maybe the guy ran out of arrows and was fucked anyway so he dropped it.
>>47590052
i hate the way TES does vampirism and lycanthropy
i want to be able to go out in the day, but if i want to cure it, i can never become a vampire again? why is it designed that way?
>>47600284
Are you familiar with the concept of "acquired immunity?"
Holes. I hate holes mainly because they tend to be bottomless or unfathomable and only show up when you step on them. Even with lanterns and darkvision and always saying 'I keep an eye out for any holes' someone always ended up falling into a hole.
>>47565809
>Atmosphere sucks, i just want to kill shit and loot chests
>I hate fun: the post
I hope your next GM Rock Fall's you
>>47565541
Anything that works on zerg tactics, which is to say huge numbers, fast enough to catch up to a retreat, and hit hard enough that four will down someone easily. Throw in traps you need to avoid or having to make saves against the caster's AoE attempts to hold them off and it's just a huge mess of panic.
>>47600284
So you can't have your cake and eat it to, if you want to be a vampire, you have to live with the drawbacks.
>>47598177
Heart of enemy territory? They were most likely mercs working for the Byzatine empire as members of the Verangian guard.
>Are liches powerful?
>Roll arcana
>16, fuck yeah
>Liches are undead sorcerers
>Yeah, but are they powerful, or are they the invincible rape trains I know them to be?
>You know they are undead sorcerers.
>Fine. Charge.
Want and Ignorance.
I don't want to find Ignorance and Want in the dungeon.
>>47597398
>>47598156
You. You. Tell. Me. Everything.Yes I am aware I can Google it. I just love the personal spin on things you get when someone here explains something to you.
>>47565841George Miller has said that there will not be another Mad Max movie, at least not from him. He said that the process of filming the movie was too taxing on him in his old age. So, if we do get another Mad Max, it won't be from Miller. And nobody will be able to make it like Miller.
>>47595339
>>47595379
Those anons saw some shit. And there is nothing worse than water in dungeon.
>>47565541
>Things you don't want to find in a dungeon.
>>47565541
Myself.
Cave on a cliffside by the sea.Party entered at low tide found remains of pirates brigands and merchant caravans. Turns old it was a beholder ken nest went from bad to worst as the tide came in fuck water and fuck levitation
>>47604520Just fucking kill me then senpai.
>>47594328
Read the manga.
>>47607266
Entoma a cute. A cute!
>>47598177
>enemy
Come on man. Basic history.
>>47600284
Because those games aren't much more than a mod base. You take mods to change the shitty gameplay into something you like.
>Unless you bought the console version.
>>47565541
>Real time decision making
>>47565541
This swarmy fucker right here.
>All the doors are already open, all the torches lit and all the rooms pristine and empty, despite being abandoned for generations
Whatever the hell is waiting at the end would not be worth the effort, send in the rogue, alone, with a rope attached to him
>>47607844
>send in the rogue, alone, with a rope attached to him
Why don't I do this more often?!
>>47607877
the rogue could find the ancient treasure, cut his own rope then hide in the perfectly safe dungeon while the rescue crew comes to get him and sneak out with the treasure
>>47607921
Yes, but then my paladin will hit him ridiculously hard with some variety of divine warhammer, in order to smash the heresy out of him. Rouges are sub human and should be treated as such.
>>47565541
Once had a session where we entered a chamber with a pedestal in the centre.
>On the pedestal sits a perfectly round, red ball with a smiley face drawn crudely on it.
We are suspicious of this, and a perception check reveals only
>The ball is made of wood.
>Detect Evil yields nothing, the ball appears completely inanimate
>Party Wizard decides to touch the ball
>The ball proceeds to start bouncing of its own accord, staying in one place at first, before bouncing on the wizard, then on the rest of us
>We try to get rid of it, but stop when we end up damaging each other
>The ball does no damage of its own, but throughout the rest of the dungeon it does things like bouncing on the fighter's wrist in close combat and making him miss
>Our party is known for having bad to average rolls, so this thing was a nightmare
>We managed to finish the dungeon, but the fighter ended up sobbing and crying and the wizard has a fear of bouncing ball-shaped objects
Its appeared once or twice since, usually in taverns where it causes us to spill our drinks or fall off our chairs.
We've joked about it being a recurring villain, but I'm not sure we could handle it out in the wilderness again.
>>47607824
But he can eat minerals, so you can make better weapons
>>47565541
Janitors
>>47565541
Reposting a somewhat relevant idea that i posted a while ago in another thread.
>>47295697
Can i use impossible space? This is all off the top of my head, if it were for a real game I'd research everything and polish it.
Hallways that take you to the same place no matter which direction you go, climbing to the top of a huge spiral stair case and ending up back in the foyer, the doorway ceasing to exist behind you.
Rooms that overlap but are two separate places, if Person A is in room A, and B likewise, they can see each other but not the other room. The rooms don't overlap neatly, person A might seem to be stuck in a wall to B.
Switches that change which doorways connect to each other. Doorways which only go one way, into the room you just left.
Everything follows rules, nothing is random. The layout can be learned and mapped.
I'd fill it with blurred cultures, latin graffiti on a solid gold sarcophagus (as in not hollow), a room filled with broken stone sculptures of greek goddesses, and a single copper statue of Buddha far too large to have come through the doorway, and missing his nose and ears. A sperical room with a sonnet written in english covering the walls, broken by unfinished haikus written in japanese and decorated with delicately painted flowers. Each flower is unique, and has it's common name written beside it in barely legible french.
A stone statue that breathes as though asleep, watched over by a faceless jade sphinx. A set of roman legionnaires armor decorated with celtic symbols, made for a man who was two or three times the height of a normal man, and half as thin. A perfect stone carving of a gorilla skeleton, with the remains of mummified flesh on the bones, cradling a small blue plant with lapis lazuli hanging like berries from its branches.
1/3
>>47608317
All the enemy encounters would be primate in armor which is a mixture of multiple cultures, other adventurers, men and women of stone, metal, or precious gems, many of which are humanoid but don't fit into any of the races on the planet. Not aliens, but slightly different, arms too long, mouths too wide, that sort of thing.
The plot regarding the dungeon would be something like it suddenly appeared, but was always there, and the local ruler is offering a reward for anyone who can comprehensively map the dungeon. In theory any riches you find belong to the monarchy, but part of the reward is being able to take up to 10 kilograms of items from the dungeon, excluding rare stones and metals.
The endgame would be the final room, behind a door which can't be opened without having entered certain rooms and completed zelda style puzzles, ones that sometimes rely on impossible space or ignore the laws of physics.
2/3
>>47565541
I remember when we pretty much had a mech fight because construct guards and lucking out to find stones to control them. Poor little punchbot, he died protecting the party from a thirty foot tall construct boss with essentially a heat ray that gave my sorceress an inferiority complex. But yeah, walking into the room and seeing that thing dormant had our party shit itself and turn around.
>>47608326
In the final room is an enormous hall with piles of random items spread throughout, some touching the ceiling. The floor can't be seen. In the centre of the room is a large doorway, easily half the height of the room and a quarter the width. It leads into the same room from both sides. Once you enter the room the door disappears, and from the outside you seem to disappear. From the outside the room seems filled with riches, on the inside it looks like stone, but feels like bare skin, hairless and smooth. This room is the defense mechanism of the dungeon. The dungeon is 'alive' and intelligent. It moves from one dimension to the next, luring in living creatures to collect them, their possessions, and their culture. The centre room is a kind of trap, anything living that enters will trigger the departure of the dungeon. It's also a kind of magical kiln that turns flesh into materials seen as valuable by the world it's in. This does several things, the person becomes immune to disease and aging, becomes much heavier, but still able to move easily, and finally it gives the victim a reason not to leave, fear of being killed for their valuable flesh. The dungeon also fills many chambers with water and removes many doorways, ladders, and stairs.
It takes a 3 days for the dungeon to leave, the final part of the campaign is escaping.
It's surreal bullshit but that's what i like to make.
3/3
>>47608335
tl;dr
>>47608502
Okay bud. You do you.
Stalagmites shaped like dicks.
>>47608546
They might poke you in the butt?
>>47606778
He's a big boss
>>47608148
I should also mention, this thing caused us so much pain throughout this one dungeon. It knocked people down, it disarmed us several times, the wizard had a hard time casting, it even took the handle off a door once and we had to find an alternative route.
About the only positive thing it did for us was when the fighter managed to bounce it off his shield and it sent a load of Kobolds screaming to their deaths down a chasm.
>>47608148
Havok physics, folks.
>>47608317
>>47608326
>>47608335
Would be a pain for people who're used to proper maps, but I'd run the fuck out of that, could turn it into a sick raiding base and just drag people into it in order to make it change places
>>47607824
>falsehydra.jpg
>>47568252
Congratulations, Anon, you're not in a dungeon, you're in the New York Subway System circa ~2050-2075. Well done, omae, and remember:
Shoot straight,
Conserve your ammo,
Watch your back,
And never, ever cut a deal with a Dragon.
>>47588135
yeah, however, when it's "kidnapped ladies all been raped" stuff... i dunno, it's kinda skeevy.
like, not asking for a hugbox, just asking for things other than rape being done to a kidnapping victim to cement how awful a person the villain is. if rape is the only thing used, it starts to appear like someone's magical realm.
What I don't want to find? Rust monsters. Aurumvorax. Disenchanters. Anything which would have moved in here before us and consumed the loot.
Also: Holes that lead to the underdark. Fuck that, turn around, and walk away.
>>47608502
>3posts worth of are take too long to read
>I'm gonna take the time to post about it
>>47565541
Numerous switches that don't do anything apparent when used.
The sister-eating red dragon.
>>47565541
Yellow mold
>here's your dragon
>>47598177
Varangian Guard, nigga
>>47568248
With my group this is, sadly, the most likely scenario.
>>47613877
That looks like a failed/lazy polymorph.
>>47565541
A table set for five, but there's no fifth chair
I always liked the hole from everquest, but it was never finished as it was intended. In one of the starting cities there's a massive gaping hole, which of course kills you if you try to jump into it or use levitation (players eventually found a way to cheese to the bottom but that's besides the point)
The trek starts behind a door concealed as a pile of rubble, you encounter golems and shit on the way down until you reach a massive underground castle. Random spooky skeletons and ghosts, but you find passages that go even deeper that lead you to an entire ghost city, shit starts to get rough here and you eventually find passages that go even lower.
When you finally reach the bottom there's the usual bbeg fight against some super ghost I can't recall the name of, but also a portal to the plane of earth, where the god of all that lurks beneath resides.
I don't believe the portal ever actually led any where as it was just a placeholder for later content and the team got replaced, but I love the idea of a super long trek against insurmountable odds only to reach the end and discover your not even fucking close to being done and the most powerful fight you ever had was just some chump in front of the real challenge.
That and the atmosphere was fucking awesome, this wasn't instanced shit you would see other groups and full raid parties on your way down, and it gets a little spooky when you see an entire raid force dead in front of a door like they were trying to escape.
>>47608874
>He's a big boss
For you!
>>47583368
There one on her right arm that pulls forward and down towards the viewer.
>>47608148
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
>>47613877
It's to ugly for me to waste anything but auto attacks on that.
But I'd give no shit about this in my dungeon.
>>47598625
What the fuck are they even playing ?
There's both boats and characters models on the checkered board, none of which align with the lines or cases, the ships are not even on the same scale and they roll four different kinds of dices
>>47612600
:^)
>>47607808
I sort of did this in my campaign. The players were riding sleds down a mountainside and as I described the journey and the passing terrain I would suddenly declare a fork in the path due to rocks or some shit. They had to say whether they went right or left as quickly as possible. Of course they got split up somewhat.
>>47613416
hey, buddy, i think you got the wrong dungeon
>>47609761
>>47621664
We didn't taunt it, just touched it. Now it dogs our footsteps. On a clear night out in the wilderness, you might still occasionally hear the distant 'donk donk donk' sound of wood bouncing off rock.
>>47594873
>>47594873
My party knows ant language.
>>47604155
Really dark interior, so stealth is a bad idea.
Then you get your first flashback of a businessman. Second that flashback fades, you realize the flashback dude you were face-to-face with is actually a goddamned glowing one that's about ten seconds from ripping your face off.
There're audiologs of a dude who came to visit, they get progressively more messed up, as they catalog him turning into a ghoul.
Then you find the ghoul in the bottom level, worshiping an obelisk that puts out 20 fucking rads/sec, and ghouldude is apparently SUMMONING MORE FERAL GHOULS FROM MISTY STONES!Still one of my fave haunts in 3, though. Such a blast.
>>47594873
Imagine what a Wholedan could have done
>>47610120
No.
Just.
No.
>>47624782
Found Danmark? Because that's what he did do.
>>47624956
Seems more like he left a danmark to me.
>>47618676
Sounds really cool, I really like mumorpegers but can't stand the instanced shit.
What was the justification for going there, in-setting? Just seeing what sort of cool stuff you can find to kill and loot?
>>47565541
The last thing I want to see in any dungeon is something mean, violent, and horny.
>>47625055
You deserve your (you)
>>47625549
Dungeons and Dragons anon, it's right there in the title. You're not having a dungeon without one.
>>47621936
>dices
Dice is already plural. The correct singular of "dice" is one "die" although the singular version is losing popularity.
>>47626551
"Dices" could refer to different sets of particular dice, same as "peoples".
Like if you are referring to a set of d6s and some other set of custom icon dice from some other game, each handful is "dice" but the total of the two sets are "dices".
For instance, "Choose a set of dice from various dices".
>>47626596
Your logic is strong, but I still hate the very idea of that with the fury of a thousand exploding suns.
