>Superhero campaign
>Want to play a cyborg ninja
>GM rejects the character because he is "too much anime."
>Sad
He is correct.
Play a boy scout.
Play a Cyborg Cowboy instead
>>47555565
Just tell him to let'er rip, Jack.
Also, this: >>47555580.
Even better, play a cyborg pirate with a bionic peg-leg.
>>47555580
>>47555588
>a cyborg pirate
now we're talking
if you don't include a robot parrot you're a bad roleplayer
>>47555580
Got you covered senpai
>>47555580
>>47555654
>belt buckle says BAMF
Goddamn it, Blizz. That's almost as bad as D.Va.
So who got the 47555555 get?
>>47555654
>thatsthejoke.jpegat least I assume
>>47555565
Your GM sounds like a tool.
>>47555677
You can just do this:
>>47555555
>>47555690
thanks.
>>47555565
>>Superhero campaign
Honestly I could see this being pretty narrow if the GM wanted a simple, old school, Superfriends type setting. But if he's talking modern supers, he's just retarded.
>>47555648
>not a macaw-colored quadcopter with a literal bird brain wetware AI
>not getting together with the other members of the group to create a cyborg team of ninja, pirate, and cowboy, all working with the mad scientist who saved them from tragic freak accidents
>>47555580
Or play a regular cowboy
>What's your power?
>Guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfoSFyKmvCo
>>47555565
Funny.
Mine told me it was too 90's.
>>47555565
RULES OF NATURE
>>47556899
m aho shoujo
>>47555565
Should've played up those clan politics, man.
>>47557200
But then your brother might try to kill you
>>47556899
t. Akemi Homura
>>47557329
The guy posted Genji. I'm guessing that's a feature, not a bug.
Besides, you should be contributing to the party's rogue's gallery whenever possible. Get those sweet, sweet bonus points.
>>47555675
I keep reading that as Democrat from Virginia.
>>47555580
>>47555675
Am I missing something? What's wrong with her, other than the name?
>>47557710
i get d.va "diva" but bamf?
>>47557544
Genji's gary stu as hell
>trained by mecha buddha in the ways of the Force
>could literally destroy the world with a bow but wants to one up his bro in swordsmanship
>literally powered by hatred and pain darthvader style for 99.99% of his life right up until he becomes inexplicable good because muh honoru and muh famuhree
>both bro's still refuse to pick up the weapons that will transform them into gods and stop the remaining robot conflict saving thousands of lives because Muh Brotheruly Loveru
>could have done the same BEFORE the world decimating war
>nanomachines son
Its even stated he and his bro are THE most powerful characters and they actively throttle back their power level by using weapons they are unskilled with(comparatively to their god given talent weapons) in some narutoesque naruke broship.
Tl;dr your DM is a good person and you should be ashamed.
>>47557740
Someone ain't watched pulp fiction
>>47557760
i have but it was such a long time ago
>>47557748
...
...
What the fuck are you on about? None of this is remotely accurate.
>>47557748
Why do you have to make so much shit up?
>>47557780
>>47557794that was bait. Please try not to take it in the future.
>>47557796
*Bad ass mother fucker.
>>47557804hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded
>>47557796
how did i ever forget...
>>47557748
Everyone in Overwatch is like that though, they are all the best of the best of the best at what they do, to the point of being a bit silly. That's how a team of 6 could get better results than 2 million man armies
>>47557804
He hated his brother. Both had a show down. Its stated both were more skilled in the brothers choice of weapon. Cyberbro uses a sword to beat his regularbro at his own game. Regularbro uses a bow to show grief over the supposed killing of his cyberbro. Both lived a life of crime though cyberbro specifically hated his yakuza life and played life as a self deprecating playboy.
Pulled a "i never asked for this" until mecha buddha taught him the force(literally the entire philosphy minus the powers). His qoute is literally "Even If I Sacrifice My Body, I Will Never Sacrifice My Honor." Bro's qoute is literally "With every death comes honor. With honor, redemption." Muh Honoru. Both are redemption based via baptism of blood and pain. Both are literally powered by emotional pain of one sort or another. Boths entire existence are now dedicated to becoming perpetually stronger using crazy natural talent and gary stu tiers of skill.
>>47557748
>>47557855
Daily reminder that in a game with a space gorilla, a cybercowboy, Raiden, a dwarf, a supposedly immortal edgelord, a French edgelord with a sniper rifle and dat ass, old man Captain America, Immortan Joeker, a mech pilot/pro Starcraft player/Hollywood film star who fights giant robots and a knight with a force field, you can't really be a Mary Sue unless you're somehow more special and unique than all of the above.
>>47557748
Dude, Genji's ultimate is him unsheathing his katana. It's supposed to be weeby as hell.
>>47557952
While yelling his attack name in Japanese, may I add.
>>47557950
No one else qoutes haiku's and poetry in the middle of a firefight. No one else purposefully throttles back until they just up and decide to pull out their ACTUAL weapon.
>>47557952
Quicksteps behind you
Unsheaths katana
*Ryujin no ken wo kurae!
nothing personel...kid
>>47558005
This shit. He's literally the worst. Its almost as bad as a DM forcing in !NotAsia just for weeb antics in a normal DnD game.
>>47557748
>>47557952
>>47558005
>>47557972
>>47557996
No one else throws away their guns and just pulls out infinite other ones. Nobody else eats souls.
>>47555654
IT'S
>>47558033
What are you on about? In the setting he's in pretty much everyone is crazy over the top stereotypes, and he's a perfectly fine character. See >>47557950
You just hate weeb stuff irrationally and want to stamp it out since it's badwrongfun.
>>47558061
JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABAAAGH
>>47558059
*Teleports behind you*
*Pulls out shotguns*
nothing personel....kid
>>47558076
>his actual strategy is *teleports behind u*
"NOTHING PERSONAL" needs to be available as a voice line for him
[INCOHERENT JAPANESE SCREAMING]
>>47558075
DIE DIE DIAAGH
Rolled 7 (1d20)
Isn't this basically what Deathstroke is?Check my 20
D.va is cute. CUTE!
>>47558566D.va got to watch her entire team die
>>47558566
Is this easy mode?
Time to up my APM
NERF THIS
el oh el
>>47558579
She also streams herself fighting a giant robot kaiju. I wonder if she commentates too
>>47558599
Does that somehow make her not cute?
>>47558659
>actually saying L O L
yes it does
>>47558599
>>47558659
It gets worse.Somebody found her referencing Gangnam Style in the game's files.
>>47557950
Pretty much the only one who's not some kind of Mary Sue wish fulfilment superspecialawesome hero for a young kid to identify with is Winston. And that's only because there aren't a lot of gorillas in the audience.
>>47558566B.va is far superior
>>47558778
>smart, intelligent, kindly black man
>not wish fulfillment
>>47555565
>superhero campaign
>every single player independently rolled up a character with a gun
>>47558778
>Mary Sue wish fulfilment superspecialawesome hero
that's the point isn't it, overwatch is based off superhero comics, after all
>>47558659
She streams all the overwatch matches too.
>>47558778
Thats just not true anon. Black best friend loves the guy. They're both hulking bastards, both incredibly smart, both have anger issues, and both wear glasses. That or bastion just because he likes being an asshole.
>>47558805
>Americans
>>47558805
IT'S
>>47558876
>black best friend loves the gorilla
/pol/ WAS RIGHT
>>47558659
>>47558778
>NURF THIS XD
>TIME TO TEST MY APM
I like how she looks but holy fuck shes the worst character in the game.
>>47555565
Based GM.
>>47558891
BABOOP BABOOP
>>47558876
And i know you think this is some haha racism post but i'm serious. He actually believes winston is one of 2 "black dudes" in the game and he HATES lucio as he thinks he's extraordinarily racist (black people liking loud thumping music and dreads.) but not winston.
>>47558599
>>47558681
>>47558693
>>47558911
but what if she memes to cover up her crippling ptsd from being a child soldier?
>>47558911
What about Butt? She's even more annoying.
>>47558936
>crippling PTSD
She's literally a statement on "video games make kids into murderers." she actively enjoy's what she does and streams it for her followers who also love it. She streams herself shotgun blasting peoples faces in and shoving a nuke into a group of people and then smiles.
>ninja
>standing out with stupid shit like cybernetics
You're doing it wrong and you should stop watching so much anime.
>>47558977
If he's modelling it on Genji then they are also glowing cybernetics
>>47558973
Meanwhile, Reinhardt apparently "lives for this" (this being fighting for whatever cause, since he's willing to fight alongside people like Reaper and Widowmaker who definitely aren't serving just causes), and Tracer literally fucking giggles while she's murdering people.
The cast of Overwatch is fucked up.
>>47558965
which Butt. Theres like 10 of them.
>>47558932
Isn't Lucio from Brazil though?
>>47558973
>video games make kids into murderers
>RTS player
i fail to see how that would make her enjoy gunning people down, if she played FPSes maybe
>>47559011
This cunt
>responsible for S76 being fucked up
>responsible for Reaper
why is she considered a good guy
>>47559018
It doesn't have to make senses thats literally her background. The statement doesn't make sense in general.
>>47558033
I like him. I find his over the topness pretty funny like Reaper. I doubt their supposed to be taken seriously
ALso https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0?t=1m1s
>>47559036
She's swiss. It evens out to neutral in the end
>>47559013
Lucio is a hockey loving brazillian
I thought the game was separate from the lore, that's why they have the comics and animated shorts instead of having the story be told through in game events or something
>>47559036
Because she regrets it.
>>47559036
She also made Genji into Grey Fox
>>47558985
According to Dragons he can turn the lights off, though.
>>47559011
>>47559036
THE PETRAS ACT WAS RIGHT
>>47559066
Not a big fan of the lore seems boring games alright though
>>47559036
What did she do to s76? He seems pretty normal
>No Punished Morrison skin
>closest to this is Night Ops: 76 or whatever
literally the blunder of the century
>>47555565
Your DM a shit
Cyborg Ninjas are not anime.
A ninja shooting ki-blasts and summoning giant toads would be anime, but a cyborg ninja is not.
>>47559119
>No Gray Fox skin for Genji
>No Olga skin for Zarya
>No Revolver Ocelot skin for Mcree
Guys, sometimes a man needs to be a cyborg ninja for a while. Just let him have his funs!
>>47559066
It is thats so they don't have to explain shit like reaper and S76 on the same team
>>47559115
She "saved" him but just like Reaper he was changed. I guess he was still alive so whatever she did didn't make him go full edgelord like reaper but just antihero
>/tg/ overwatch thread
>Less cancerous than the actual overwatch general and /v/ threads
Is this really the promised board?
>>47559200
And so we can have Genji and Hanzo on the same team, doing their pre-game dialogues, saying "brother" more than Hulk Hogan did in the 90's.
>>47559222
She lazarus'd him like genji and reaper. Something seems to be missing with them after the process, some might say a "soul". Only issue is that genji apparently has one according to mecha buddha, maybe its just his Ghost though.
>>47559083
>>47559105
The real hero of the Overwatch universe.
>>47559226
>/v/
Well there ya go
ANd /vg/ just talks about loot boxes
Also I mfw I just now noticed that daemmonet
>>47559254
Unlike Reyes, Genji and Morrison never fully died so that's probably why they aren't quite as bad
>>47559268
But hes not a hero...not anymore
>>47559254
>>47559222
Must have been her testing out and finding the bugs in her resurrection ult
>>47558778
Who's looking up to Roadhog?
>>47559284
>>47559226
I blame waifuposting.
/tg/sometimescares about things other than women
>>47559359
Those with aspirations to nuke Australia?
/tv/ is also quite interested in Overwatch
>>47559012
There's only one Butt that's Butt enough to Butt up controversy.
>>47559370
You're thinking of the other Australian.
You know, the one who likes to blow shit up.
>>47559441
But Roadhog literally nuked Australia wether Junkrat was there isn't mentioned
>>47559441
Yeah but Roadhog literally nuked Australia.
>>47559441
They both do. They even have a comic where they work together to blow up shit. One just knows how to make explosive but both want to use them.
>>47559382
> John Goodman as Roadhog
Huh. Actually a good fit.
>>47559226
>Thread derails completely from the board's topic
>promised board
I swear tg is better for people who don't want to talk about tg.(i usually try ignoring these threads but i have to admit i like this one too)
Why
>>47559475
>tg
get out
>>47559475
>/tg/ is better for people who don't want to talk about tg
>/v/ is better for people who don't want to talk about games
>/tv/ is better who just want to meme
>/pol/ is better for those who don't want to talk about politics
>/a/ is better for those who want to talk about manga/light novel rather than anime
it's like pottery
>>47557950
>Genji and Hanzo are Japanese and a ninja and a yakuza
>McCree and Soldier 76 are American and a cowboy and a gun nut
>Pharah is Egyptian who's tattooed with religious crap
>Reaper is Mexican and teleports through walls
>Tracer is British and sounds like the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins
>Bastion is a robot who wants to learn about life
>Junkrat and Roadhog are Australian Mad Max rejects
>Mei is Chinese and builds walls
>Torbjorn is Swedish and builds low-quality merchandise out of scrap
>Widowmaker is French and says things like "ooh la la"
>D.Va is Korean and a pro-Starcraft player
>Reinhardt is German and has a monocle
>Winston is a gorilla and eats bananas (admittedly with peanut butter)
>Zarya is Russian and the size of Gaston
>Lucio is black and a deejay
>Mercy is Germanic and likes valkyrie iconography
>Symmetra is Indian and supports the caste system
>Zenyatta is a white guy's understanding of Buddhism
>>47559382
I like how they modeled characters after the voice actors a bit. Especially winston.
>>47559532
>Reaper is Mexican
Is Los Angeles in Mexico?
>>47559574Yes
Fine latino
>>47557740
>Bad Ass Mother Fucker
>>47559583
>This Samuel L Jackson looking motherfucker
>Latino
>>47559532
>Roadie and Junk rat being rejects
Bitch they'd run the show.
>>47559601
See! He looks black! I'm not crazy!
>>47559601
He is Hispanic bro that's brown not black
>>47559601
Isn't his name Reyes?
>>47559640
Yep
>>47559036
Because she was trying to save lives. She's a medic to the bone, it's what she does and part of what makes her her.
>>47559066
Nothing that happens in-game is canon. The metaplot is entirely separate.
>>47559601
>Samuel L Jackson
Are you per chance mentally retarded?
>>47558061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49c-_YOkmMUI'm not sorry.
>>47559382
kek, look who's playing Winston
>>47559744
>nothing
I wanna believe that my full 76 team really did teabag a full Tracer team
>>47555580
>this double standard
Why is this allowed?
>sure anon you can embrace your fetish for westerns but fuck you if it has anything to do with Japan
>>47560016
Nationalism is the powerhouse that keeps the lights on, anon.
>>47560016
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>47559516
/a/ never talks about LNs ever though.
>>47560016
>wanting anything to do with coinslots
>>47560054
Cause they aren't anime OR manga.
>>47560001
"We're all soldiers now" games are great.
Especially if the enemy team goes full 76 too.
>>47555565
Eh, Cyborg Templar si cooler anywayPic is not Cyborg but close enough I guess.
>>47560089
Yeah but the anon said /a/ was better for those who want to discuss LNs, when /a/ is one of the more on topic boards due to their culture.
>>47560111
I miss that game.
>>47560041
Yeah right I have seen countless thread where people praise jaguar and Rajput warriors characters in generic table top games.
>tfw no single player mode with D.va where you have to fight the giant omnic Shadows of the Colossus style.
>tfw she will never get increasingly jaded as you progress
>>47559532
>Mei is Chinese and builds walls
Correction; Mei is a huge-boobed Chinese environmentalist.
Considering the Chinese do not often have huge boobs and have a fairly poor environmental track record, this makes he pretty snowflaky for a Chinese person.
>>47560016
How many obnoxious Western fans are there?
How many obnoxous anime fans are there?
>>47560278
God bless the man who drew that concept art so that we could confirm that it wasn't just the coat. Otherwise we may never have known such thiccness.
>>47560278
Posting more of Mei's huge boobs.
>>47560278
>>47560278
>>47560292
>>47560314
Is there a book size chart for Overwatch?
>>47560278
>>47560292
>>47560314
>chink
>with tits that fuckin huge
how? they can't be real
>>47560354
Living in the frigid north made her part eskimo, thus, thicc
>>47560354
Correction; they technically CAN given the right conditions (Yao Ming isn't exactly the stereotype of short), but it's extremely unlikely given the body mass requirements basically.
Given the size of her arms and hips, I think we're supposed to think that Mei is just a little bit on the chubby side.
Also, art style changes aside, this IS the company that designed Zombiethong McTitsout for Warcraft.
>>47558936
I wonder how many of them do have PTSD
>D.va's team was killed by robot kaiju
>Mei is the sole survivor of her expedition
>Tracer was in a plane crash and can't exist in space and time without an anchoring device.
>Winston watched his dad and the other scientists get massacred
>>47560278
>snowflake
I see what you did there.
>>47560504
Actually wasn't trying to, but now that I see that I did it it's even funnier.
>>47560462
>Tracer was in a plane crash and can't exist in space and time without an anchoring device.
That's more a cool gimmick than anything. Besides, Tracer is a test pilot, so crashing probably isn't as damning for her as it could be for anyone else. A little shocking and jarring, but I wouldn't expect lasting trauma for a sparkplug like her.
>>47560462
Superheroes often have tragic origins.
What makes many of them so inspiring is that despite such hardships they choose to believe that they can help out, even just a little bit.
>>47560528
I'd plug her spark, if you know what I mean.
>>47555565
Anyone that uses "anime" as a descriptor isn't worth tolerating, ditch him.
>>47560462
>Genji refuses to become a yak crime lord
>get left on the verge of death by his own brother
>>47560111
>Cyborg Templar si cooler anyway
This. Disregard haters, acquire brouzouf,upgrade legs
>>47559105
>>47559083
I don't know moon runes. What's being said here?
>>47560552
>>47560462
>Hanzo
Thought he killed his own brother
>>47560528
>>47560548
I'm still surprised there was such a brouhaha over Tracer's ass, such that they changed that victory pose into an ACTUAL PINUP POSE that still shows off her ass.
>>47560462
>76 had his legacy torn down and was almost killed by his best friend
>Torbjorn watched his machines try to destroy the world
>Reaper got turned into Satan or some shit
>god knows how many men Pharah's lost
>Widowmaker has that awful tattoo
And then there's Zenyatta, so supernaturally content he gets Force powers. I bet everyone else hates him.
>>47560560
WHoever split them didn't post them in order
>>47559105
Mercy: You always get hurt
Morrisson: You should look after the others first
Mercy: A medic can choose who she tends to
>>47559083
Mercy: You always get hurt...
>>47560584
>ACTUAL PINUP POSE that still shows off her ass.
just according to keikaku
>>47555686
Or someone who browses /tg/
There's an intense insecurity here about all things eastern
>>47560556
*Disregard haters, acquire brouzouf,upgrade legs, fuck jians
Fixed that for you
>>47560584
the point is, and has always been, that the old pose didn't fit her style. the new pose does.
also the old pose made her add look deformed as fuck.
>>47560584
It was just cause they personally replied and apologised to one whiner for it
>>47560584
But where was the outrage over Widowmaker's entire character? If there was any, Blizzard didn't seem to care at all, why bend over for tracer?
>>47560633
Because widow is suppose to be a sultry (slutty) frenchwoman.
>>47560633
Because Widowmaker is French so it's totally okay for her to be a slut, but god forbid the British girl show that she has an attractive body.
>>47560594
>Torbjorn watched his machines try to destroy the world
Torb didn't like Omnics actually, he preferred Dumb Machines.
>>47560617
>You can't have Tracer just standing there with her back to the camera showing off her ass; it's not part of her wholesome character and shouldn't be representative of the face of the game
>Let's change the pose into an honest-to-God airplane pinup pose
>PERFECT
>>47560633
Because Widowmaker is a French femme fatale assassin, so it's okay for her to show off her ass with no regards. Tracer is too "wholesome" and "spunky" for that, though, especially since she's basically the mascot of the game. The original argument was framed to say "I'm not mad that Tracer is showing off her ass; I'm mad she's showing off her ass in that style."
>>47560291
I honestly hate how people keep drawing her as a fatty. Sure she has serious ass and hips and a huge rack but character art shows she definitely isn't a tubby piece of shit with a waist roughly equal to tracer.
>>47560054
Not my fault you miss the once every month LN general.
>>47560678
He has a taste for dat ass though
>>47560679
>Let's change the pose into an honest-to-God airplane pinup pose
yes. exactly. the old pose was "here's my perfectly round ass that is normally only something that exists with high heels and a fish-eye lense except i'm wearing flat tennis shoes. yawn, can i go home now" and it was lame, didn't fit the character, and was extremely lazy.
New one's much better.
>>47559382
>Steve Buscemi as Junkrat
While I originally wanted Mark Hammil, I think I like this better.
>>47555565
It's very simple OP. By the laws of /tg/ there are certain things you are not allowed to play.
1. Nothing Oriental. Kung fu, samurai, ninja, don't do so much as wield a katana because it's all weeb shit
2. Nothing dark. Your parents can't be dead, you can't have a backstory of tragedy, you can't play any sort of troubled character with violent tendencies because all of that's inappropriate for a story of nonstop fighting and adventuring with no connection to home.
3. Nothing overly bright. You can't be some sort of hero of the downtrodden, you can't be lawful good, you can't be dedicated to doing good around the land. It's gay and clearly has no place in games designed for Fantasy Heroics.
4. Nothing nonhuman. All other races are weird and gay.
>>47558061
>>47558075
>>47558449
>>47558356
DON'T WORRY MY FRIENDS, I AM YOU AAUUUGH
>tfw widowmaker's backstory is literally a mindbreak doujin
Purified Widowmaker skin when?
>>47560678
He built most of the machines that the omnics weaponized
>>47560735
AFAIK it is figuratively a mindbreak doujin.
But if somebody actually made it, I would love to be proven wrong.
>>47560712
I'm not saying the new pose is bad. I'm just saying it's amazing what Tracer gets away with.
>>47560679
He never even said he was mad.
This all started with some guy whose kid liked Overwatch and he made a really polite and reasonable post about how he'd prefer Tracer not shake her ass for the camera.
Whether you agree or not, the argument is that almost every female character in video games ends up being sexualized and some people think it's unhealthy for kids to see that and think that sexuality is that imperative to the female identity. The guy just wanted Tracer, one character, left alone and unsexualized.
Do I agree? No. Bitch is already wearing yoga pants. You already have two tumblr pleasers in the character roster.
HOWEVER I respect the dude's argument and I think everyone who is up in arms or mocking the issue is a fucking idiot.
>>47559222
REAPER DID NOTHING WRONG, MERCY DID THE OMNIC REBELLION
>>47560690
With titd and hips that big, she's going to be a little pudgy; being an hourglass bombshell is even more unrealistic foe chinks than having tits at all.
>>47560787
NO ONE KNOWS WHY THE OMNICS REBELLED OR HOW THE ROBOTS EVEN GOT INTELLIGENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>47560709
My favorite is when she had the "glitch" that made her ass grow bigger when she activated her ult.
>>47560633
She did have her ass sized reduced somewhat before the game came out, so someone must have made a stink about it.
>>47560814
That was in the very first gameplay trailer, wasn't it? When Widowmaker's visor went down, her ass visibly expanded.
>>47559382
can you believe the voice of Bloo for Foster's home for Imaginary friends is FUCKING REAPER
>>47560790
I actually know a full chink who has her same body type. She's about 4'2" though.
>>47560728
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR AAAAAAAUGH
So, for those unaware:
You can have a Gentleman thief, a pirate, a samurai and a cowboy gunslinger in the same party and have it be accurate chronologically.
I am not kidding.
http://open-sketchbook.tumblr.com/post/145118219759/aenramsden-spader7-medievalpoc%23notes
>>47560842
No fucking way
>>47560853
JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABAAAGH
>>47560852
Less of a bombshell and more of a bomblet, then.
>>47560054
It does. It's just that the threads are often hidden under the banner of some LN adaptation (recently Kumoko manga chapters), since one of the janitors keeps deleting blatant LN threads whenever he sees them, even though others leave them alone.
Aside from that, a general LN thread tends to pop up every month or so and last a few days.
>>47555565
I don't see the problem, a cyborg ninja seems like a really standard 90's comic character.
>d.va's whole team was killed
Where do they say this? IIRC they just mention that the mechs used to be drones, but then the kaiju destroyed the control center or something
>>47560425
>Zombiethong McTitsout for Warcraft.
who?
>>47560833
And the beta. And the first day of gameplay. But yeah it gained like an extra foot in diameter.
>>47560868
Eh. 44H and wider hips. Waist was like 20".
>>47561140
Holy shit
>>47560862
yes fucking way, check it out, its Keith Fergusson
>>47561108
Sylvanas Windrunner.
>>47561152
I know. I love the piss out of her.
>>47561176
Pics?
>>47560528
>Watch Tracer's backtory video.
So without her anchoring device, how does she go the bathroom? Or eat? Or not instantly fall through the planet and die?
so who here feels like having a game of Overwatch right now? i'd be down for a few games, who's in, im Inquisitor #1299
im a reaper main looking for a distraction, i mean teammates
>>47561183
Winston built her a special place to live. Otherwise the point of the anchoring device is to prevent that
>>47561183
She's has to keep it on at all times.
Think Tony Stark except not a slut.
>>47561171
She got herself a bit more armor for the upcoming addon. Probably because idiots were bitching about it.
>>47561182
I'd rather not. She cosplays and someone in the know might recognize her.
>>47561239
Literally because Metzen didn't want to explain to his kid why she had that armour
>>47560804
>NO ONE KNOWS WHY THE OMNICS REBELLED
Because they were artificially intelligent.
>OR HOW THE ROBOTS EVEN GOT INTELLIGENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Because they were made artificially intelligent.
>>47559083
>>47559105
>>47561300
Oh thank you, kind anon!Mercy's my favorite. I need someone like her in my life in more ways than one.
>>47561286
But who made the AI in the first place? The robots were built to be just intelligent enough to do whatever job they were created for. No one actually tried to create an AIat least know one we know about
>>47561242
Rip, thanks anyways anon.
>>47561286
You don't know that.
>>47561286
>>47561329
>>47561345
It's why literally no one expected the rebellion and prepared for it
>>47558566
>>47561329
I feel bad, now.she likes WoW goblins, i blame/love Incase.
>>47561361
>Shinji
>ever getting in the robot
>>47561374
>Shinji
>Ever being happy enough to make jokes
>>47561374
Hormones are one hell of a drug.
Well, not exactly a drug, but you get the point.
>>47561360
I'm saying we don't know if they are actually intelligent. Someone might be pulling the strings.
>>47561407
the God programs i'm gonna say they were
>>47561407
The God Programs came outta nowhere when they were quarantined there were suddenly thousands of robots with free will, that's why the omnics weren't just completely removed because they had they mind control defence going for them.
Would anyone be interested in an Overwatch pnp? Still ironing out the kinks of the setting, and deciding what system to use
>>47560865
OGON PO GOTOAUUUGH
Speaking off, could they really not find a Russian voice actress? She sounds more Romanian or something.
>>47561361
That just makes me want her more.
>>47560954
In the nineties there were many cyborgs and ninjas?
>>47560594
>And then there's Zenyatta, so supernaturally content he gets Force powers. I bet everyone else hates him.
DON'T BULLY BEST BOT!!!
>>47561239
>You'll understand once your puberty hits bud
>>47561468
Seems mostly just like a M&M game with Global but not Cosmic level characters.