>>47546211
>>47546572
>>47546592
>>47546617
>>47546641
>>47546572
Seems like something sarcastic from an anti-feminist group?
>>47546572
>>47546866
Or worse, something sincere from a feminist group.
>>47546866
Looks like the presentation is for military folk who were never taught not to rape.
>>47547264
boner killed
>>47546719
Man's best friendzoned
>>47547264
+4 to seduction
>>47547966
Not gonna lie, I would play the fuck out of that campaign.
>>47548033
So, I just finished the first season of that show
Gotta say, it's pretty fucked up. Poor bastard.
>>47547966
>The sewer people stole my skateboard.
Damn, that's a good name for an adventure module.
>>47548357
>I hear the call of the old ones.webm
>>47548430
what in the fuck is this?
>>47548590
>rogues wizards bards paladins and barbarians.webm
>>47547985
>>47548324
>>47547642
Its from a group who went around the state doing anti-rape seminars. It was during the dark times where some uni's had mandatory anti-rape seminars that also doubled as privilege check seminars (not even kidding here you can google this shit if you don't believe it.) for males only. It bled over into a lot of things like business required seminars and in one sad case a middleschool.
>>47548180
Good old Gunner Jurgen
>>47548430
I'd say the guy puking out his guts got off easy
>>47548870
Wow.
>>47548755
Considering he's also probably shitting out his organs, probably not that great.
>>47549024
wow when i looked at the thumbnail i though it was some sort of sight trick
nope!
>>47546866
Oh no.
It's real.
Military slideshow briefs are that retarded.
>>47548678
>This is what Taos actually do.webm
>>47549024
What's the reference here, who's Varka?
>>47548645
>never talk to me or my son again
>>47549195
>>47548430
Did
Did the guy on the right
Did his dick explode?
>>47548870
holy shit I lost it
>>47549276
Yes
>>47549024
There are things in life that do not need to be seen.
This is one of them.
>>47549024
This is a blue board mate
>>47548367
where did you find this masterpiece
>>47549276
No and yes. Below 20 attack roll it just sort of melts off. Above 20 it explodes and that tends to hurt more, 3d6 more to be exact.
>>47549533
Most porn sites.
>>47548367
Is that some Jodorowsky?
>>47548367
this is exactly why you shouldn't read any further than the first dune book
>>47549699
>deathwatch
>fighting CSM
Bad intel.
>>47548754
17 dex. 18 dex would've stuck the landing.
>>47546831
Hey, Radiata Stories! Haven't seen that on /tg/ before.
>>47547966
>tfw Zachary Taylor is your ancestor.
>>47550664
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>47550574
Seems Sir Bearington has taken a few levels of monk
>>47549784
>>47549477
>>47549322
>>47548988
>>47548590
>>47548555
>>47548180
You guys are kinda missing the idea
>>47550664
What game is this?
>>47550867
Looks like a mount and blade mod
>>47549088
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/03/alcohol-skit/
My favorite part about it is that I can absolutely see my old unit doing exactly that.
>>47548357
>Average_adventurer_backstory
>>47549088
>>47550988
>“I was showing [the group of bored soldiers] various screen-shots of horrific DUI related deaths and injuries and every time I asked if they’d seen enough, the soldiers would demand to see more. I guess they were really serious about understanding my message.”
>“I just … just wanted them to understand how ridiculous the masochistic gender dominant role actually is when viewed by a neutral audience. I had set up an elaborate pseudo-club type set on the stage.”
So the experiment was to GET EVERYONE DRUNK, so they could 'be the neutral audience.'
>The professor then gave the male soldiers 15 minutes to consume as much alcohol as possible.
HA
>“Usually the men in my groups have a few cosmos and they’re sufficiently intoxicated to perform my experiment
Who the fuck do you usually perform this for?
>“They were like wild animals desperate for water! They didn’t even speak to each other; I just heard the sounds of grunting and chugging for 15 straight minutes. After the alcohol portion of the test was completed, I gave them each a breathalyzer. The first soldier blew a .214! I don’t know how he was even conscious.”
PSA: taking a breathalyzer test right after drinking alcohol will totally mess up the test, since it's in your fucking mouth.
Also, YOU GAVE A BUNCH OF NEVER-DEPLOYED SOLDIERS ALCOHOL. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING.
>Sources confirmed the audience clapped and cheered every time she showed a blood alcohol level higher than the previous.
What did you expect
>Moving onto the ‘social’ portion of the exercise, Hammersmythe hoped to show everyone how ridiculous drunk men acted in public. “Hopefully the memory would stick when they were in a real club.”
THEY'RE DRUNK
>>47551275
>The first song hadn’t even started and clothes were already being torn off. I could barely hear their screams over the excited whistling and shouting of the audience.”
>not only do I not know how to conduct a professional experiment
>I also don't know how to discern a dangerous situation
>let alone when an experimental sample is compromised
>Marley Hammersmythe, a women’s studies professor from University of California-Berkeley
OFC
>>47551275
You know Duffelblog is a parody site, right?
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/first-sergeant-liberty-brief/
>>47551275
>>47551297
Man, if that got you raging, your really need to check out the articles on this website: http://www.theonion.com/Jesus Christ, /tg/ can be dense sometimes...
>>47551343
I'm studying mathematics and wanted sperg out there for a minute, but then I read the filename.
>>47551449
It's been forever since I did any *real* math(Chemistry ho!)
I know that it's wrong, but I can't remember exactly where it fails. Mind explaining?
>>47551449
>>47551275
>>47551297
Looks like all the critical thinkers have left /tg/ for the day...
>>47551508
The short version is 360 degrees making a circle is not the same thing as the sum of a circle's interior angles equaling 360.
>>47551508
Different anon, but their premise that a circle has an interior angle sum of 360 degrees is the problem. The 360 degrees is actually something else, I don't know what to call itI don't actually study math. Plus the interior angle sum for a circle is either undefined or 0, because it's not actually a polygon
>>47551570
Ok, that's what I thought it was, but it's been forever.
It's weird how much math you forget when you just end up doing everything with a calculator.
>>47548645
Holy shit that guy is lucky he didn't get broken in half
>>47549145
Seems a bit tame for a Tao, unless he hasn't invested in any Ki Techniques.
>>47549233
>>47549533
>>47549662
>They haven't seen The Holy Mountain
>>47551343
I don't know why, but the shitty drawing of the octagon got the biggest laugh out of me of anything in this thread.
>>47548367
I was wondering what could be weirder than a naked man fighting tai chi gandalf. Now I know.
>>47548367
>Yes, YES, YES! IT IS VITAL THE CAMEL BE ON STAGE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING?!
>>47548645
Fake. If this were real, the gorillas would have shot the man in order to retrieve the child.
>>47548357
>Valley of eternity anti-penguin.webm
>>47550387
Asa Akira on the left?
>>47553533
i dont get it
>>47553533
I'd play Catan on her body and grope her and shit, yeah I don't get what the big deal was.
>>47553994
Reference to a previous Greentext story about a couple somebody played SoC with.
>>47553994
Ask a bitch "do you Catan?" If she says yes slap the collar on immediately to establish dominance. Congrats you just scored.
If she says no slap the collar on immediately to establish dominance. Congrats you just scored.
>>47551275
>Giving enlisted men enough booze to kill themselves with a 15 minute window to drink and then asking them to perform tasks related to acting properly towards females when they're not taking you seriously at all in the first place.
ANY FUCKING SUBBIE COULD TELL YOU THIS WAS A BAD FUCKING IDEA. ANYONE WITH A MODICUM OF SENSE COULD TELL YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY PROFESSOR!
>>47553987
idk but that's Hitomi Tanaka on the right
>>47554213
It's a parody newssite.
It's not real.
>>47553994
>>47554289
Wow.
I have played the game so many times, but I have never truly Catan
>>47551275
>>47551297
>>47554213
Oh look, unobservant, knee-jerk morons and/or dumb civvies are out and about.
>>47548605
Shadow of the Demon Lord.
Have fun.
>>47547643
The man who rocked the world is going home.
>>47546719
>wildshape.jpg
>>47546896
What the hell?
>>47553533
10/10
>>47548324
>>47555577
Obligatory post mentioning that's a type III retention holster and it's nearly impossible to draw the gun unless you're pulling perfectly straight up.
>>47555577
>>47555599
obligatory reminder that it's from the same site that a woman that weighed 300+ lb could claim to be able to run the 4 minute mile with a broken ankle and get applauded by her fanbaseno woman has yet on-record broken the 4 minute mile let alone a hamplanet like that
>>47548125
What show is it?
>>47555599
>>47555624
Obligatory post mentioning any open carry at all is illegal in the Democratic People's Republic of New York, so he's just making shit up out of whole cloth.
>>47555722
well yeah you can basically assume any story on sites like that that isn't about spending all day watching children's cartoons and arguign on the internet is made up
>>47555709
American Horror Story, the original one.
It's good, but it's not something everybody would like. It has a few A-list actors with tons of B-listers showing up randomly as side characters.
>>47555722
>blue pants
>tucked blue dress shirt
>handgun in specialty holster
>baton
It's obviously a cop, for fuck's sake.
>>47547264
I'm so aroused and so mad about the wasted watermelon at the same time
>>47555872
Hi Jamal
>>47546818
It would be funny if all the Aloof Alien Eldar was just Imperial propaganda and that they were really an overly empathic race.
>>47548555
>the bit of bread in his collar
Gets me every fucking time.
>>47549249
What happened?
>>47555937
It's truly the image that keeps on giving. I notice something new every time.
>>47553456
KEK
>>47548713
Too bad she went batshit crazy.
>>47547964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHLw2lyLnA8
>wizards
>>47548367
Is that the film where they turn his shit into gold?
I've seen so many of these weird films they've all run together in my head I can't remember which was which.
>>47548367
Thank god this asshole never made a Dune movie
>>47550467
2 cat lmao
>>47548645
Keeping your cool after that alpha makes that nightmare face is impressive as fuck
>>47555935
30k is your kind of fluff then. There's Eldar who have taken in poor defenceless humans and Vulkan is all "naw, son, this shit's too heretical" and nukes the planet. Because having 30k Imperium be good in any way to show how they've fallen by the time of 40k would actually give them an arc, and we can't have that, everything has to be grimderp from the get-go.
>>47549940
Jericho Reach. The Deathwatch Chapterhouse there lost all contact with the rest of the Imperium same time everything else and ended up going completely off the chain.
By the time the Inquisition links back up with them they have Alpha Legion style listening posts fucking everywhere and they don't care who they murderkill.
Which suits the Inquisition who running the Achillius Crusade behind the scenes just fine.
What doesn't suit them as well is that nobody has any fucking clue what's in the Omega Vault at the bottom of the Chapterhouse.
It might be a Primarch?
Not necessarily a loyalist one?
>>47550387
I don't get it
>>47547264
cover the watermelon up with your thumb
>>47556094
With 99% of the fluff in 30K being Marine wank,as opposed to the 98% in 40KI was never able to get into it.
>>47556140
Lay On Hands
>>47556048
Fuck you
>>47556244
Oh please. He never even read the books. Just heard about it and thought it was a good excuse to do some gay artsy shit in space.
He woul have fucked it up and you know it.
>>47556268
Pure adaptions are not precious
He would had make a wonderful new look for the story
>>47548870
LOL. That poor raccoon. I hope the police officers got it back to its home safely.
>>47556262
bye my sides
>>47556268
>>47556048
this.
It would have been an interesting spectacle - maybe, since producing concept art and making a movie are two very different things - but from the point of view of anyone who actually liked Dune it would have been absolutely terrible
>>47556327
Now that is a proper filename.
But yea, it would've just been a nigh unwatchable art film like all his other shit. Giger would've been the only good thing to happen to that movie.
>>47555872
Why you gotta perpetuate the stereotype, Jamal? Why u do dis?
>>47556309
>spot the character played by the person who suggested they all try out this "anthro" game
>>47556393
It's the fucking bird, isn't it? Goddamn attention whore.
>>47556427
Nah its the fucking dog BBEG who wants to make the world frictionless one wood object at a time.
>>47556393
>>47556427
>>47556446
>tfw it turns out it's all of them BUT the one talking about being a pornomancer that was a fa/tg/uy trying to shitpost
>>47556427
Everyone is cultists. They all are!
>>47556309
Kissi is fit
>>47556480
I'd buy it
>>47555976
Explain. Who is she? What KIND of batshit crazy did she go?
>>47556594
>>47556536
Of course she's fit. You have any idea how many calories you can burn if you don't have to take downtime between orgasms?
>>47548180
What game¿
>>47556695
Halo something. Not 1 or 2, maybe 4?
>>47556695
Halo; either Guardians or 4 (probably the former).
>>47555976
Care to explain? What happened?
>>47556326
Some say he only knows two facts about Womp Rats, and they're both wrong
And that if HE ever built a planet destroying Space Station, he'd have ticked the box marked "Blast Shields for all Thermal Exhaust ports".
All we know is: He's the DARK LORD OF THE STIG
>>47556648
/r/ing the cast of Asterix as Orks
>>47556818
He's not the Stig. He's the Stig's Imperial cousin
>>47556921
oh fuck you
>>47556972
Does she pat the other girl on the bum at the end?
>>47557046
No, but she should have.
>>47556921
>>47556984
I'm worried. What exactly am i missing? I know it has to do with the thick lines outlining something. But what?
>>47557107Goatse
>>47557107
The whole maze is the path.
>>47557107
it looks like goatse
>>47557121
god damnit i didnt see it until i clicked the image back into thumbnail form
>>47556373
>Implying El Topo isn't a fantastic western
You don't seriously think Lynch actually read Dune, do you?
>>47557046
Sports Tap is similar but legally distinct from Baseball Ass Grab.
Its like what they did to jeering at highschool sports events (heyhey! -opposing team-! You didn't make the goal but you tried and thats what counts!, going our team but also go equally as much the opposing team!)
>>47556648
Holy fuck, someone please write this.
>>47557121
>>47557123
>>47557132
Oh god damnit...
>>47556921
What am I looking at?
>>47546896
I made this for you anon
>>47546617
>Italians
>>47557083
Is she sitting on a vibrator or something?
>>47557275
Its a video where various women read as much of 50 shades of grey while riding a sybian(THE best female sex toy).
>>47557275
I'm not entirely clear of the setup, but that could be it. I always got the impression there was someone under there with a Hitachi magic wand (aka, a +5 vibrator of vibrating).
>>47557301
Here they've done more. Called Hysterical Literature.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8-_NoXml0
Fun fact: its a feminism project about exploring sexual duality and blah blah blah.
>>47547264
>death_by_snu_snu.webm
>>47557301
>50 shades of grey
Not a single one of them reads from 50 Shades of Grey. Stoya (the one in the webm) read from something called Necrophilia Variations. Some of the others include Leaves of Grass, A Clockwork Orange, and American Psycho.
>>47550664
>and a healthy dose of butter
Never change, M&B.
>>47548713
If that had been done bare foot it would have been perfect.
>>47557374
Inadvertently did some research while youtubing. The one i was thinking of was a parody done by my local radio station which is where I initially heard about this.
>>47557301
Hitachi magic wand
