>After being bullied one time too often, the party healer refuses to waste even a single spell on the fighter
>heal slut meme
This is bad.
>protagonist trapped in a MMO
This is the worst.
>the party healer breaks the fighter's fucking legs after being bullied and walks away
>>47523359
Is this like, an episode of Log Horizon I missed or something? What is this?
>>47523359
>healer
>spell
You mean alchemist and potions, or back-alley doc and tinctures, right?
There is no such thing as magic, after all.
>>47523596
Netoge no Yome
4 highschoolers play a MMORPG together and it turns out three of them are highschool girls. Harem? God no, because one of them is not only a normie-hating yandere girl, but she's also the MC's in-game wife.
Adventures ensues, both in and out of the game.
>>47523575
Better to heal them wrong
>>47523359
>losing xp
>after death
Shit game 4/10, only good for waifus
>>47523651
>because one of them is not only a normie-hating yandere girl
She's basicaly the female counterpart to /r9k/
>>47523712
>Hating on D&D
REEEE NORMIES REEEE
>>47523752
Isn't dnd the normie game nowadays?
I thought it was common grognard procedure to scoff and raise its nose at the sight of dnd mechanics?
>>47523359
We get the fighter Wand of CLW and one of those life-like texture stress relief toys.
>>47523782
D&D is still played by the majority of /tg/'s userbase.
>>47523359
>implying that bullying grown adults is something that exists outside the minds of safe space liberals.
>>47523857
>Spave liberals
>Liberals still exists a thousand years in the future
>They have space ships
>>47523857
Workplace bullying is a thing though.
>>47523883
>space liberals
>eclipse_phase.jpg
Although that's more space anarchists.
>>47523359
>the party fighter and party healer are the same person
>he refuses to heal himself until he stops berating himself
>>47523359
>Party cleric is some kawaii heal slut w-who talks in-in a s-stutter
>Everyone bullies her
Exists only in anime and the minds of anime-obsessed neckbeards who never actually play D&D.
The only characters who ever get "bullied" are the ones who routinely do stupid shit. That is not limited to any class.
>>47523400
>I talk about things I know nothing about!
Ignorant and arrogant, can't get a worse combination.
>>47523751
hand over the sauce and no one gets hurt!
>>47523359
>no one has posted the healslut cap
>>47523651
It's like someone said "let's take every popular anime from the last five years, ape all of them, and do nothing original with the idea".
And weebs will defend this.
>>47524633
>It's like someone said "let's take every popular anime from the last five years, ape all of them, and do nothing original with the idea".
I thought this is how literally every modern LN and LN adaptation is made, am I wrong?
>>47523359
That's the right thing to do.
Along with cutting him open for science!
>>47523751
I have a shitload of experience with piss bottles, and let me tell you, it's pretty fucking hard to mistake them for anything worth drinking.
>>47523359
>local necromancer replaces cleric who quit
>>47524497
It was already given: Netoge no Yome.
>>47524704It's not actually a piss bottle, it's tea. She's joking.
>>47524677
You're not wrong.And despite knowing it's shit, I actively enjoy this show. It's one of my favorites this season.
>>47523359
>Implying I need healing spells.
I'm not weak. I'm also not a tank seeing how our party has a paladin, two fighters (one of whom is me), two magic users, and three healers. Near TPK drove the rest of the party a bit overboard with healing.
>>47524790
Anon, it's not wrong to like shit, that's called having a guilty pleasure.
And to be honest, if I accidentally took a sip from a piss bottle, I'd might as well finish the entire glass.
The worst would've already happened in that situation, no use worrying about it.
>>47524704
>I have a shitload of experience with piss bottles
This is the most depressing thing I've read all day and I finished To Hell and Back this morning.
>>47524860
I was a Stryker driver in the military.
You spend 18 hours in what amounts to a metal coffin and see what you do about having to piss.
>>47524770
replaces them with what?
>>47524879
Unded cleric, necromancer thinks the party won't notice.
>>47524878
>Stryker driver
This is less depressing than when I'd assumed you were just a disgusting neckbeard, but still pretty depressing. I've heard things about that vehicle in particular and none of them were good.
>>47524878
>>47524908
>Stryker
Is that the bastard child of humvee and a tank?
>>47524937
It's an IFV, I've never encountered one in person, tough. The last extensive dealing with the military I had was when my dad was in the Army and they were still using the M113.
>>47524908
There's a whole conversation involved in that statement.
Strykers aren't nearly as bad of a vehicle as most people claim they are, they just take a lot more work, and they're designed to do more specific things.
The biggest issue with Strykers is that they take a shitload to maintain, because they've got so many systems involved. Your daily PMCS for a Stryker takes 45 minutes, with the weekly and the monthly both adding another 30 each, respectively. It has five fluids to check, and a shitload of electronics to deal with.
That means that there's a lot more than can break in it, for one.
However, the biggest issue is that if you're not raised in a mechanized environment, you never really learn to take care of the vehicle. HMMVs take all of 5 minutes to PMCS, and light and airborne units can barely be bothered to take care of those, much less a vehicle that takes real work as well.
Of course, it's not just on the soldier himself, which is the second issue. Command and mechanics make for a big deal as well. If your command doesn't understand the vehicles and the shit they take(again, light and airborne command are terrible at this) then it becomes impossible to maintain them properly, because they won't give you the time to do so. Then the vehicles start falling apart, and then they hold it against the vehicles for doing so, and the whole thing just spirals into a mess. It doesn't help that Strykers can be very expensive to maintain.
Mechanics are another point where everything can fall apart. If your mechanics don't know the vehicle or don't give a shit, then things just get terrible. The contractor mechanic is the major failing point here: in garrison, our contractor wasn't good for anything but ordering parts, so dealing with the vehicles sucked. Once I got downrange and we got a good team of mechanics, however, things just got a lot better, because they could actually figure out and fix what was wrong with a vehicle.
>>47524937
>>47524962
But if you actually have the right climate with the right mentality, Strykers work fine, and they have plenty of merit as vehicles. As far as anti-IED vehicles, I think they far outclass MRAPs. Yea, they lack the sheer firepower of a Bradley, but they also carry a full squad, and they're a lot easier to maneuver. They're also a shitload easier to transport and deploy.
>>47523823
>>47523782
As far as tabletop rpgs go dnd is pretty mediocre, but it still has a huge userbase because of awareness.
>>47525079
While D&D isn't my favorite system by a long shot, I feel the exaggerated hate for it is unmerited. It's great for making a kitchen sink fantasy game without homebrewing a bunch of shit like you do for generic systems. And it does a good job of giving each class a distinct personality.
I would never run D&D, but I won't turn down playing it if the group is good.
>>47525255
>I feel the exaggerated hate for it is unmerited
I agree, which is why I said it's mediocre instead of going off about how it's the worst thing to happen to roleplaying like half of /tg/ seems to.
I wouldn't turn down a game either but when I'm gming I prefer to run other systems.
>>47523651
I'm of the opinion that shows like these REALLY REALLY NEED NTR. I'm not joking. At the very least, put romantic rivals.
Think about. Typical high-school battle harem, end of Book 1, heroine ends up with the rival instead. Bam, hero's lost and adrift, everything's up for grabs. Then the real story starts from there.
>>47525471
Or you could just, you know, not write anything around harems and waifu drama and focus on storylines that are actually interesting.
>>47525486
Well, exactly. But just look at the gender imbalance in most shows: One guy, lots of girls to fawn over him. Have multiple guys, and don't make the multiple guys the comic relief. Make them sexually threatening, protagonists in their own right.
Basically, you want the viewer to identify with the milquetoast male, then to kick his crutches out from under him. Make him feel unsafe and threatened, because another guy is going to nab the bitches.
>>47525255
>It's great for making a kitchen sink fantasy game without homebrewing a bunch of shit like you do for generic systems.
No it's not.
Pathfinder pretty much just threw everything they felt like into a blender and didn't give two shits about how it would work within the context of their setting or their rules.
There are fucking rules for augments and robots and aliens in a game that established itself as being a fantasy realm of elves, dragons, and liches.
>And it does a good job of giving each class a distinct personality.
[alignment][Race][Class] is not a personality.
>>47525510
I don't think you understand what I mean when I say "high school drama is not an interesting plot".
>>47525529
>[alignment][Race][Class] is not a personality.
Have you tried playing 5e?
>>47525510
No one wants to watch that.
>>47525536
That's exactly what I mean. It's fucking boring. But it's been said that the only two interesting things in shows are Violence and Sex, and everything is thematically linked to them.
>>47525549
I disagree. People watch that stuff just to figure out what happens next. A lot of classic anime is classic because every episode was a god-damn nail biter. Imagine watching Evangelion for the first time, and realizing that all bets were off and everyone could suffer and die.
That's what keeps viewers. That's how Gen Urobuchi made his career. People want to watch shows that make them upset, because they long to feel any emotion in their lives.
>>47525568
That will only appeal to anime fans because anime fans are able to enjoy stuff most people can't stand. No one else will watch a show about some twerp people browbeat all the time unless there's a possibility he's going to build a girlfriend, shoot up the school, or both.
>>47525568
>That's exactly what I mean. It's fucking boring.
And inserting more pointless love drama is not going to improve things.
It's a genre that deserves and needs to die.
>>47525510
Most people can't write romantic drama and even the ones who can don't try to focus the story on it because of how stupid it becomes.
Conflict is the force that pushes the story forward. When you start adding conflict to a relationship, it just becomes either predictable or just plain irritating since the only way that it can work is if everyone involved works off of assumptions and doesn't bother letting the other party explain what happened.
"Heroine finds Protagonist in comprimising position with attractive romantic rival" is not compelling, it's just a set up to another plotline where the protagonist has to prove he was telling the truth while the female becomes angry with him for something that he didn't do.
"Protagonist finds Heroine talking with an older/handsome/rich/etc. romantic rival" is irritating because, again, it only works if the protagonist doesn't bother hearing her side of the story and goes off of assumptions.
"Protagonist/Heroine is told misinformation that leads them to mistrust one another" is, you guessed it, irritating because, you guessed it, EVERYONE ASSUMES THE WORST AND DON'T EVEN BOTHER TALKING ABOUT IT!
I'm angry because it's the exact same shit you see in harem anime, romantic comedies, sub-plots that involve two characters being in love and shit and all I want to do is reach through the 4th wall and personally slap the shit outta everyone involved because they wasted episodes/chapters/scenes/etc. setting up conflict that would've been resolved in like 5 minutes if everyone didn't act like a dumbass.
Then you get into situations where, because the protagonist and the heroine are together, their entire personality traits erode until their only trait becomes "dating X."
Overall, fuck romance and fuck you for liking them.
>>47525620
I'm not talking about high-school drama as a genre, I just mean shows in general. To really grip the audience, you need to build things up properly, then kick them in the balls. It's why Game of Thrones had enduring popularity, because they set up what appeared to be a standard fantasy story with political intrigue, then the suffering began.
People want misery porn. More than they want anything else, they want to see good people and bad people get done dirty.
>>47525644
All you need to do is to let the worst possible scenario happen. Don't tease it, let it flow. Let the shit hit the fan, and let it stick.
>>47525646
>>47525671
That's retarded.
>>47525646
Aha, you're a edgelord, you're no different from fucks like Okada that think she can shovel out garbage as long as there's drama.
>>47525644
>tfw 12 seasons of middle school romance and whole plot arcs developed towards tearing them apart for no reason>mfw they finally get together and it's revealed he has a scat fetish and she's been fucking dogs the entire time
>>47525471
>I'm of the opinion that shows like these REALLY REALLY NEED NTR.
I want cucks to leave. We already hadthe almost NTR of last episodeand that's good enough for me.
>>47523359
>>After being bullied one time too often, the party healer refuses to waste even a single spell on the fighter
---> The party dies.
>>47525568
Eva was monster of the week shovelware until the last 7 episodes where Anno had a nervous breakdown and started vomiting all over the script like the huge manchild he is.
>>47525671
There wouldn't be conflict at all if the plot didn't require everyone to have an idiot ball strapped to their temples in order to make it work.
Even then, it just becomes more frustrating when "the worst possible scenario" happens because again, it could've all been avoided if people talked and didn't assume the worst.
It's pointless drama added in for the sake of pointless drama.
>>47525717
>>tfw 12 seasons of middle school romance and whole plot arcs developed towards tearing them apart for no reason
You're thinking Oh My Goddess! and the twist was actuallymind control
>>47525568
Evangelion was remembered because of its psychological aspects and the designs of the monsters.
If you took that away, it'd just be a story about a boy with confidence issues, a loud and angry foreigner being gung ho to cover up deep mental issues, and 2deep4you edgy philosophy lessons that pretty much comes down to incest and prison.
>>47523857
It does exist but only in specific environments like the workplace, in military service etc.
>>47525742
White Album 2.
>>47525785
>>47525950
Game of Thrones is bad because ASoIAF was bad.
Seriously, it took me a year to read that series instead of the two-to-three months it should have if I took my time.
Mostly because all the likeable and interesting characters were either dead, suffering, set up for later sufferings, or were being fucking retarded by halfway through the third book.
>>47526065
But that was the part I liked. The show is unfortunately turning into a straightforward heroic narrative, which I despise.
I really want to see Dany get raped and killed.
>>47526106
I too wish to see Dany murdered.
But the rest of the show can go full Heroic-Narrative, with Arya being the main PC.
>>47525829
Goddammit, anon, you are RUINING this for me.
>>47523857
When someone has authority over another person bullying and misery are always a possibility.
Thankfully I can always follow suit. After all if you can't beat themyou can pay someone else to beat the shit out of them and cover their car with brake fluid
>>47526127
Honestly, I don't want that. Like in the latest episode, Sam steals Heartbane. Heartbane, his family sword! His dad should slap the shit out of him to remind him how worthless he is.
I mean, I love characters like Victarion Greyjoy and Randall Tarly.
>>47523883
>>47526106
While I'm not kill happy, I don't mind the fatalities in ASoIAF. People really exaggerate it. Plus the show kills a lot more people for much stupider reasons.
Most of the people who die are pretty unlikable, and the ones who are likable died because they made some colossal fuckup which SHOULD get you killed.
The only character who's been able to escape poor decisions so far is Dany, which is annoying.
Also I deleted the original post >>47526065 replied to because I was spoiling a great plot twist
>>47526164
Well, I disagree with your opinion on scumbags, but I can respect that you like things different than what I like.
Now we must duel to the death, I will await you on the ISS.
>>47526133
>not improving
>>47526133
Ruining? Or making better?
>>47525829
Who does this make sense?
This shouldn't make so much sense.
>>47526185
>The only character who's been able to escape poor decisions so far is Dany, which is annoying.
Well, her and Ramsay Bolton, but there's no doubt they're setting up for him to get fucked hard in the next few episodes.
>>47526290
He is going to butcher his father, then when shit hits the fan he is going to try and flee only to get run down and have his skull crushed by a horse.
>>47526339Ramsay already killed Roose like three or four episodes ago. He's the new Lord of Winterfell and nobody but Jon and Sansa are trying to stop him.
>>47526290
Ramsey is also not a character we're meant to think is good, or honorable. He got power from cheating, lying, and killing, which is pretty common in this series.
People complain ASoIaF is grimdark because good people tend to die more than bad people. But that's only the dumb good people. The smart good people, like Arya, Sam, and Sansa are still alive. Because they don't do shit like warn the most powerful woman in the realm they're going to arrest her eventually or bail out from a marriage agreement with a notoriously shifty noble.
>>47526369
Really, what in the 9 circles of hell did Ned think was going to happen?
>>47526398
He made the mistake of thinking that Cersei would take the warning and bolt rather than take it as a threat and counterattack. Ned is a horrible judge of character, in other words.
>>47526369
Then why is dragon bitch still alive? She is as dumb as cheese.
>>47526369
True, but other characters who are cheating, lying, or killing are generally smarter about it. Ramsay is like if you let That Guy play a Chaotic Evil character and then never punished him for it.
Even Joffrey, who was probably morally the worst character on the show before Ramsay came along had good PR in the form of Margery Tyrell. Ramsay doesn't even have that; he literally rapes, murders, and flays whoever he feels like and none of the other Northern houses have done anything to stand up to him.
And then when it looks like he might get his comeuppance in the form of Stannis, he *teleports 20 good men behind u* psht nothing personnel kid and crushes Stannis's entire army with no effort whatsoever.
>>47523359
which is why god invented butts for spanking
>>47526421
Well, he thought Robert was a good man at any point in his life; and he trusted Petyr, or was it Varys? I rarely watch the show and never thought that I would enjoy the books.
>>47526398
Basically, his concern was Joffrey, Tommen, and Myrcella were going to get caught up in the mix and Stannis would execute him. So he gave Cersei a fair chance to run before it all hit the fan, and didn't realize she was a shrewd schemer.
Ned was given a more convenient out when Littlefinger told him to throw his lot in with Renly, but honestly I won't fault him for refusing that. He could have staged a coup, handed the throne to Stannis, and spirited the twincest kids away. I doubt Stannis would have pushed him on that issue, since he sincerely respected Ned's judgement even if he didn't like him.
>>47526461
Ironically, he trusted Petyr because Petyr was a childhood friend of Catelyn, but didn't trust Varys because Varys was a eunuch and a foreigner.
When it turns out Petyr had it in for him all along, and Varys was actually trying to help him.
>>47526429
Half the world wants to fuck her, and will die if it means they get a chance.
Honestly don't know what Gurm's game with Dany is anymore. Her incompetence is almost poetic, and I can't tell if that's intentional or if the guy just dropped the ball with that character.
>>47526442
Ramsay I think gets away with it because he's confined to bumfuck nowhere and his daddy is the most powerful guy in that region now. The North is absolutely wrecked by this point, because the only people left are those who betrayed Robb or were totally broken by his death.
I'm still hoping Best Greyjoy shows up again and buries an axe in his face.
>>47526541
Petyr's entire character is "CRAWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIN" tier.
"Oh no, the woman I fell in love with when I barely had my balls dropped loves another man, obviously he is raping her, obviously obviously I must drain the Kingdoms of gold and collapse it dooming millions of people to death and also kidnap her daughter to torture and rape."
>>47526461
Petyr Baelish is barely the same character in the books and the show. He's shifted and changed more than any other, largely (it would appear) because they felt he would make a good villain and decided that him being complicated was silly.
>>47526588
Yeah, it was really cathartic whenSansa finally told Petyr off and threatened to have him killed if he ever spoke to her again.
Funny enough, I hated Varys when he was first introduced because he seemed like a complete slimeball just like Littlefinger, but as the show's gone on he's probably become one of my favorite characters. It's really rare to see a spymaster-type character played so sympathetically.
>>47526588
See >>47526604
Show Petyr is a massive departure from the books, especially in what he did with Sansa. Book Petyr would never have dropped her on Ramsay's doorstep.
That rape scene did happen in the books though, but it was servant girl whom Stannis told Ramsay was Arya.
>>47526662
Varys' biggest hang up in his entire "Good for the Kingdom" routine is that he believed the Dragonblood to actually be necessary.
Without that little asinine rule of his he could have done so much.
>>47526429
Because it's "A Song of Ice and Fire". It's White Walkers vs Dragons, and a bunch of people in between faffing about until Martin's doctor gives him an expected time of departure. Unless the CPS comes and takes the dragons away, she's the most important human in the setting.
>>47526728
I still don't get his deal with that. Considering most of the current shit the realm is dealing with is because of the Targaeryens in the first place.
>>47526541
In his defence Varys, being the spymaster, appeared as rather shifty and untrustworthy. If I had been in Ned's situation, I wouldn't have given my trust to none of the two.
>bullying the party member that wields the power of the gods and has the physical strength to fucking crack skulls with his war hammer
Was WIS his dump stat?
>>47523883
Hello, Star Trek.
>>47525471
There's not much point in doing so within the context of the story and characters. If the other girls get taken away, the MC won't particularly care and nobody could be his romantic rival because the specific reasons for why she likes him are so contrived that introducing a rival would just mean adding a useless buttmonkey who never stood a chance in the first place.
>>47527103
No, it was the healer's.
>Healslut refuses to do the only job she's good at.
We rape her, possibly kill her, and get a different one.
>>47526474
God, why has no one brutally murdered Little Finger yet?
>>47525609
Do Fawlty Towers and The Peanuts could never be popular?
And I guess Black Adder got cancelled after just one episode.Though I guess those guys don't even have the chance of getting a girlfriend, they're just for laughs.
>>47523751
How the fuck do you chug 3/4 a cup of piss without realizing it? Also, why on fucking Earth would you just casually drink out of a Pine-Sol bottle that still appears to be full of Pine-Sol?
Was he trying to kill himself?
Oh also healslut is a meme spread by people who haven't figured out yet that to be accepted into society you have to bathe daily. At least that's what I gather from the two people in my local autism club who've mentioned it.
![disney-kirin-tea-drink-bottle-flip-book-animated-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9fhNZde.jpg "disney-kirin-tea-drink-bottle-flip-book-animated-1[1].jpg")
>>47528230
>Pine-Sol
I think it's supposed to be one of these bottles, which you can supposedly buy in Japan. It's supposed to be iced tea.
>>47525079
>>47525255
People keep saying this bullshit but I've looked at other systems and don't see what they have on DnD except being vague and ill defined enough to avoid error. I think it's telling that literally EVERY time I've seen someone talk shit on DnD that they never mention an actual superior alternative that's hypothetically floating around out there.
>>47526133
For you, maybe.
>>47528230
>How the fuck do you chug 3/4 a cup of piss without realizing it?
Be British and expect it to be beer.
What anime?
>>47528442
>I think it's telling that literally EVERY time I've seen someone talk shit on DnD that they never mention an actual superior alternative that's hypothetically floating around out there.
No, it's telling of the fact that you don't lurk nearly enough, because there are a shitload of systems offered when someone actually asks.
>>47528638
Except if it was superior to DnD, it would be better known and commonly used. But there isn't. So there is no real competition for 3.PF and 5E.
>>47528570
read the thread
>>47526369
>Because they don't do shit like warn the most powerful woman in the realm they're going to arrest her eventually
This is such a stupid meme.
Ned accounted for Cersei defying him, with a king's order. His only mistake was assuming that the kings order means something in a political system in which the king is the highest authority. He didn't expect Cersei to break the law in so any ways with everyone as witness and get away with it.
This isn't even a good play by Cersei. She always tries to pull shit like this, it's not that she's politically savvy, it's that she has no regard for anything that isn't to her convenience and expects to get away with just about anything she does to serve herself. It works out roughly half the time, or less.
Ned was actually a pretty good political player. It was such a minor mistake that ended him it should be considered more of a lack of intuition.
>>47526474
>didn't realize she was a shrewd schemer.
No, it wasn't that she outplayed him. He overestimated the role of law in King's Landing. He thought the laws meant something, because that's the world he was raised in. He was willing to bend the rules himself, he wasn't naive, he just didn't realize just how fucking lawless people truly were there in Kings Landing. He that if there was a signed order from the King that it would be taken into account.
He also thought the guy who unerringly serves his wife wouldn't fuck over the family and send them down on a path that ends with her death.
Ned made a slight error, Littlefinger made a huge one. Ned had bad luck, Cersei had good luck.
>>47528673
>popularity is superiority
>>47528718
Everyone KNOWS who Bieber is.
Nobody CARES who your favorite meme artist is.
>>47528739
>everybody knowing who you are is superiority
>>47528739
>>47523359
>The fighter smashes the healers shit out and forces him out of the group
>The fighter wasn't a bully because he was particularity soft hearted,
>>47528638
No, naming a shitload of systems is a way of keeping yourself less accountable for bullshitting and it's basically another way of saying "everything's better than DnD". Most systems have an entirely separate appeal.
>>47528770
>>47528778
If nobody remembers who you are then it's like you've never existed.
I mean, who would you care about more?
The guy who you've been friends with your entire life or some random dude who you've never even met?
>>47528673
This applies pretty well, I feel.
The difference between /tg/ and the general RPG playing population is that even though half of /tg/ doesn't play at all they have at least been exposed to games beyond D&D and Pathfinder. Most of the RPG playing population has not. Pathfinder has no redeeming value as a game (I consider it on par with games like Cthulhutech, which I own and have played), but as so many 3.P players simply HONESTLY DO NOT REALIZE there are other games it creates an echo chamber effect. Entire groups are made of people where no one knows of a game other than what they are playing and so new players simply make the assumption that the game they are playing is the only one.
And once they play long enough, even if they do encounter other games they rationalize that what they were playing wasn't trash because their egos won't allow them to play a shitty game. It's brain damage anon. It's brain damage that has killed two generations of RPG gamers now. It's infectious and, weighing the danger of its corruption which has already destroyed so many formerly good communities, we've found that lies and misinformation about the evils of 3.P MUST BE SHOUTED DOWN.
The echo chamber does not apply here.
>>47529153
The difference, of course, is that both you and your friend will die forgotten, remembering only each other, while someone like Bieber will be remembered forever by millions.
Everyone knows Mozart. Nobody remembers his neighbors Johann and Klaus, who were the best of friends.
>>47526728
Need Dragonblood to tame dragons, and you need dragons to deal with wights
>>47529378
Actually, we'd be remembered by everyone whose lives we've interacted with.
Family, friends, coworkers, online friends, etc. and even strangers who we might've interacted with in passing.
In truth, it's really hard to be forgotten completely since everything we do leaves such an impression on people.
It's just...beyond your circle of associates, you're an unknown.
>>47523613
FemBattler Please go.
>>47528473
>>47526247
>>47526245
DIE IN A BUS FIRE YOU TUMBLR FAGGOTS
>>47525829
I might fap to this later.
>>47529214
I have played other systems and went back to 3.5. What even is this meme? What system accomplishes what 3.5/PF attempts and does it better? Just name it.
>>47530769
Literally any other edition of D&D.
>>47530265
Kaworu, pls.
>>47530198
>SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>47530769
>What system accomplishes what 3.5/PF attempts and does it better? Just name it.
That depends. What does 3.5 attempt to accomplish to you?
Dungeon delving? DCC or most of the OSR games.
Building a character? I like that more in BRP "derived" games and GURPS.
Having wacky hijinks? Savage Worlds or DCC again.
"Serious" game to simulate reality? I'm not 100% sure, that isn't really my style.
Emulate fantasy literature? Heroquest 2 would be my go-to to simulate literature.
>>47529214
You could have saved yourself a couple hundred words and just said "/tg/ doesn't play RPGs, shits on what's popular, acts smug in their ignorance when they find a system whose only claim to fame is it's not D&D".
Nobody has the ability to look at anything they enjoy critically on 4chan.
>>47531174
>OSR games having good dungeon delving rules
Just because something has rules space devoted to it doesn't make it good rules space. And the dungeon part of the delving is based on the modules, not the game. If you weren't full of shit, you would have said Torchbearer.
>Character Building in GURPS or BRP
So two broke dick systems you have to have gentlemen's agreements to even know what to build? Seriously nigger? At least you admit this is a taste thing here.
>Having Wacky Hijinks
Isn't even system based you fuck. If you want capricious DM bullshit you can just do that in any system. DCC and SW just give you the okay for it. And optimized caster edition 3.PF is so wacky people still mentally rebel at its insanity.
>Realizarm!
GURPS, Song of Swords, Pendragon sort of.
>Fantasy Literature
This is the only thing you aren't wrong on because Heroquest 2e is meant to be a narrative game.
You're one for five: just stop trying.
>>47523359
Dump her white mage rear and get a real cleric.
>>47525062
how do you see? it seems like the driver isn't allowed to see shit
>>47532479
You sound upset. Chill out. I'm just saying games by name I have personally had fun with, never played Torchbearer.
That being said I've had fun with 3.5 as well, but after my first 3.5 campaign (and my first dnd campaign ever), I have never had more fun with 3.5 than any other system I've played, with the exception of Traveler. The one time I played that game it was boring as shit, but I blame the GM on that one.
>>47523359
What's this from? Reverse Image search takes me to a few video clips, but no names are given.
Where can I cyber/erp with some people really good at sucking cock?
>>47534465
Tumblr
>>47534546
how do I go about finding them?
>>47534588
tags
>>47534600
have an example?
>>47534626
try a search with #alaska, #gay, #goat, #bestiality, and #overwatch beta, and see where that gets you
i have a feeling those tags are pretty much exactly what you want, but if not, just experiment with different tag searches until you find something
>>47534672
>>47534626
alternatively feel free to try #interracial cuckolding, #chinese shemale bull, #black midget with fat cock, and #undertale beta
>>47524094
>He's a paladin
>a Catholic paladin
oh noooooooooo
>>47525829
>D.Va gets in the robot
Shit theory
>>47526728
I'm just a humble showfag but doesn't Varys have some experience with wizbiz?
He might figure some spooky mojo can be done with it in desperate gambit to make everything less shit or at least keep it from falling to shit++.
>>47529649
so, yeah this
>>47530198
Pretty sure the interest has less to do with tumblr and more to do with /d/.
>>47523400
>>>> /a/
go back to /a/
>>47536014
>implying they aren't one in the same
>>47523359
>Be healer
>Always watch over my fighter
>Realize that my fighter can't really fight at all without me
I've became a helicopter Healer and ruin my poor fighter child.
How do I fix this?
>>47536177
>How do I fix this?
Why would you want to fix this? Act motherly towards your younger fighter, gently scold him when he's being too rash and squeeze his butt with all your might when nobody's looking.
>>47532479
>So two broke dick systems you have to have gentlemen's agreements to even know what to build?
How is this any different from 3.5 or Pathfinder?
>>47525568
>Imagine watching Evangelion
I don't see how picturing endless rage and disappointment will help make your point.
>>47536389
Fighter here, would love to have QT healer hover over and be motherly to me.
looking for faster and more efficient healer that doesn't act like a total fag
will pay in neoshekel
>>47523751
>the protagonist freaking out that he took a couple gulps of piss without noticing it
If you didn't notice it was piss when you took the first sip, chances are that it tasted alright enough that the fact that it was piss didn't matter in the first place.
This guy >>47524850 has the right idea - the worst has already happened when you took the first sip, so it's no use crying over spilt milk, might as well finish the entire glass.
That said, who the fuck doesn't recognize the smell of piss?
>mfw slut/bullied healer meme will never die
>>47537568
It's a good meme, but every meme is only a meme.
>>47537213
>That said, who the fuck doesn't recognize the smell of piss?
>implying girls piss in the first place
>>47537568
>The bullied healer slut is also a reformed succubus.
>>47525529
5e is really good at getting a basic back story for your character.
3.5 had PHB 2, which gave a bunch of different flavors for classes and alternate abilities for some. You could play a Paladin that gave up the special mount for bonuses fighting underground.
>>47536177
Find another fighter to train him?
>>47537952
Where did the reformed Succubus goddess thing start anyway?
I've only started seeing it recently.
>>47529153
>The guy who you've been friends with your entire life or some random dude who you've never even met?
I might care about the random due more if my best friend was Alfred Douglas.
>>47538038
>5e is good for roleplaying
>3.5 is good for builds
Thank christ 3e corralled most of the shitters into one place.
>>47523359
Neat.
I hope you enjoy not getting any of the benefits of OUR Arcanum then.
Fucking bitch-ass Thyrsus motherfuckers.
Always thinking they're such hot fucking shit.
>>47537835
Then why does she have someone else's (presumably male) piss in her room packaged in bottles?
>>47538061
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume it's Australia's fault
>>47532487
>The cleric refuses to heal the party because they are massive jerkasses that actively damage his rep with all layers of society.
And nobody wants to get an evil cleric, those guys are dicks.
>>47538099
>Thinking that mechanics are needed to roleplay well
Sounds like you just had shitty munchkin friends
>>47538061
It started in a thread about if it was possible to redeem a demon.
The succubus, as used as an example, was step by step turned into a goddess of free love who sipped from the sex all her disciples were having in her name rather than devouring souls.
Originally she never promised an afterlife to her followers so she would only ever exist as one "god" in a pantheon of other truer gods.
Growing big and strong on the love of many she could extend her will to her servants and perform miracle through them.
There was talk later on in the thread of your basic big red angry demon getting industrial retraining to be a war god before the threads end.
If only it would have stayed there it would have been one thread amidst many, fun for a time but mostly forgotten.
Then the questfags and ND and other such turds got hold of the idea and went FlareFag levels of obnoxious with it.
>>47538317
When the entire point of the game is the murder-fuck everything in sight, lest you're murder-fucked yourself, the fanbase tends to be comprised of angry spergs who only focus on winning, even at the cost of everything else.
Compare the average group in PFS to the average group in OSR.
>>47524560
>tfw manly tank
Where do I subscribe for healer sluts?
>>47538473
Try leddit
>>47538363
Tell me where That DM touched you anon
>>47524633
>nothing original
The fact the story is about female neckbeards playing videogames is pretty original you delusional cunt.
>>47538741
>female neckbeards
They're called "legbeards"
>>47538951
Kek
>>47538741
it's realistic in gender percentiles at least but you're calling it original because an anime hasn't done that before?
>>47539006
>you're calling it original because an anime hasn't done that before?
That's what the word means, doesn't it? Anon pls.
>>47539006
Yeah that is usually what the word original is used for.
>>47539058
>>47539084
A concept that's merely a subversion is neither original nor engaging.
Especially when the subversion itself only focuses on the most shallow aspects of the thing its aping.
>>47524962
Awwe yeah Green Dragon.
>>47539333
I think you're just trying to push an opinion and reaching to try and say it's unoriginal because you dislike it.
>i-it's an unoriginal anime about...
>something original
>hurr durr aping
>muh shallow subversion muh nerd dude and harem
It's literally a SoL show about a dude, his yandere waifu who can't separate game from reality and two other girls he thought were dudes and play a bit on cliches. But this is not good enough for anon, apparently this concept is too overused and is merely a shallow subversion, therefore according to his superior concepts of what constitutes originality (which is, well uh... Something that is not only original but also good by his own subjective standards?), no one can enjoy it!
Yay!
>>47539333
Also something can be good even if unoriginal, as long as it's well executed.
>>47539333
If the subversion was never done before, then it's original.
>>47526461
I think the idea behind Robert was basically Henry the 8th. Basically a loud, brash heroic jock who ended up getting fat and bitter as his reign went on.
>>47534361
Would also like to know.
>>47540149
Literaly among the first few posts, jesus christ.
>>47538238
Jesus christ, dude. It's not piss at all. It's just tea and the MC was overreacting to the point where he even ignored the taste of tea.
>>47540691
I know, Sam, I was playing along with >>47537835's autism. That said,
> MC was overreacting to the point where he even ignored the taste of tea
For what purpose?
>>47540855
Because he didn't know what that sort of tea tastes like.
>>47528673
No other systems can have the same level of financial success, because WotC and Paizo have a stable oligopoly over a very niche market. The former set this up by buying out the one single roleplaying game to have wider cultural impact, and the latter only exists because the former screwed up and made people want to go to te company still essentially selling 3.5.
>>47523359
>Druid
Rapes the fighter with thorny vines
>Cleric
Insect plague
>Paladin
Divinely crush the fighter's limbs
>Bard
Use a mind controlling spell to have the fighter prance around the marketplace at a busy hour naked and getting into a fight with vegetable merchants because "he just can't have enough cucumbers up his ass"
Bullying doesn't exists when even D&D classes were made to do more than just healing
>>47536389
How lewd! But I can't he's like a son to me
>be healer
>all I wanted was to protect the other people in the party
>instead I ended up having 4 people cockslap my face
Such is life as a healer in a /d/ tier game.
>>47528230
If she drank a lot of diet soda it would taste sweet. Depending on how much artificial sweetener she passed, what else she's been consuming, and how much moisture evaporated out it could maybe pass for some kind of nasty, lukewarm sweetened tea. That's as reasonable an explanation as you're going to get.
>>47523660
Or give them cancer.
>>47534773
The girlish face and soft, medium sized titties gave him the confidence to do his best. Trannies are drama queens both before and after hormones, but they tend to be more energetic afterwards.
>>47542620
Oh that changes everything!you've got to grab his dick then
