Hey /tg/, I picked up this amulet at a con this weekend. The seller guaranteed that it is "82% curse free", dubs decides what the 12% strength curse does.
>>47513723
Only ugly girls and/or men will find you attractive
>>47513757
>curse
Better than nobody finding me attractive
>>47513723
It curses you to buy more cursed amulets.
>>47513757
Minor Amulet of Forced Homosexuality
>>47513723
more interested in what the other 6% does
>>47513723
82+12 = 94
>>47513815
OP here. I have dyslexia. Forgive me.
>>47513723
Causes you forcefully kill yourself in the most painful way possible
>>47513757
Only ugly girls or very very attractive men will find you attractive. True Amulet of Forced Homosexuality there
>>47513723
You are cursed to forever have Steam sales occur exactly 2/3rds of the way between your most recent paycheck and your next one, when you have almost no money in the bank.
You are forever cursed... 12% of the time. Between the short window of the effects of the curse and the fact that the random timing of the curse has a decent chance of coming into play when you aren't doing anything curseable (like sleeping), it's effectively a talisman of minor bad luck.
>>47513723
You will be compelled to say the most offensive thing you can think of to every new person you meet.
What con?
>>47513836
What would the 100% version of that be?
>>47513723
it curses you to only 20/crit when it doesn't matter (ie: cleaning a house) and when the chips are down you always roll a 1/crit fail.
>>47513723
You are cursed to dwell on 4chan for the rest of your life. It has nothing to do with the amulet, but don't forget: You're here forever.
>>47513723
>"82% curse free"
>dubs decides what the 12% strength curse does.
Evidently, it inhibits math.
>>47513723
You never stop shiting your pants
>>47513871
Momocon, in Atlanta.
>>47513757
Better then no girls and only gay men desu
>>47513723
You become a futa
>>47513880
I think you got it first. However, I already had that curse.
>>47513891
You will never stop shitting other peoples' pants.
You occasionally, about 16% of the time, can't find something in stock anywhere.
>>47513723
12% of your hair falls out
>>47513723
You will slowly pull all the hair out of your body and eat it
>>47513723
Everything you eat will now taste faintly of stale spooge.
>>47513723
12% of your body will randomly catch on fire
You will miss out on +12% more opportunities in life.
>>47513723
There is now a 12% greater chance of losing your cock in a horrible way
>>47513983
is that a flat 12% or a daily recursive 12%?
>>47513723
You will eat your own shit and drink your piss
>>47514005
Increases daily
you are 18% more likely to fail the Emperor.
Your waifu will never love youSpider a shit, snake a best
>>47514015
Biblefag pls.
You will always smell vaguely of rot and decay.
>>47513723
You'll smell of failure and cum
>>47514033
You will never get dubs in your own threads again
>>47513723
You'll want to immediately suck the dicks of 12% of every male you see for life.
>>47514042
Die!
>>47513723
Animals are 12% more likely to annally ape you
>>47514088
12% of every dick seems complicated. So do you just have a long line measuring each individual dick and doing the math to get the correct percentage or what
>>47513873
Perhaps it only forces you to commit Sudoku 1 one out of 8 of times you don it. Or the method of suicide it forces is only effective 12% of the time.
>>47514088
What if you don't see a number of men every day that is a multiple of 12? Do you only want to suck part of a dick or what
>>47513889
Anon, obviously that extra 6% is for the nebulous zone of "A Curse But Not Really"
>>47513723
12% increased habitual masturbation.
>>47514285
The man knows what he wants.
a 18% chance of becoming what you hate the most.or a furry which ever comes first.
>>47514239
Suck the dick of 12% of males, not suck 12% of each dick
>>47514256
Basically, every 12th male you see, you just go to town.
>>47513723
Evidently, makes you unable to do math.
>>47513723
Nigga thats a JO crystal youpotentiallygot ripped off
>>47514088
That's not all that much of a curse. It's maybe four percentage points above baseline.
>>47513723
Oh man is that an artifact JO crystal?
Try talking to it, see if it's intelligent.
Maybe try jacking off with your bros to see if you can awaken it.
>>47513723
Well evidently makes you bad at math.
>>47513723
It is evident that it retards your ability to perform mathematics.
>>47513834
Scrambling numbers is dysgraphia, actually, which is a separate disorder entirely.
>>47523157
Dysgraphia is terrible hand writing. What you're talking about is Dyscalculia
>>47513834
HA! Found your curse.
