Have you practiced your Necromancy today?
>>47506153
I get to it later later mom, I have a whole eternity to practice.
>>47506153
Maan I remember getting to that level on some maps. Two-three years ingame time. Shit was insaaane. (also being underage fool I still tried spamming direct damage spells)
>>47506153
Wat game?
those power liches will surely help me against this throng of diamond golems
>>47506694
Heroes of Might and Magic 3
>>47506733
Isn't the thing that lets you get liches instead of regular skellies only available in 2nd or 3rd datadisk?
>>47506153
>Have you practiced your Necromancy today?
Naw man, I'm a Thaumaturge. I take necromancers lunch money for greater good.
POST UNDEAD
NOW
>>47506694
Heroes 3, aka game of the year all years.
>>47506772
Yeah, it's a combo artefact, but one of the easiest to get in-game.
>>47506153
No, because I'm the Artificer who makes all the phylacteries and the legendary armaments that the murderhobos quest for. Liches be bitches, and heroes are zeroes.
None of those suckers realize all my artifacts have kill-switches.
POST
FOKKEN
UNDEAD
The eternal question:
Vampires...
>>47507287
...or liches?
>>47506153
The only carcass I got moving today way my own. I don't think that really counts.
>>47506889
get some calcium, fag
>>47507312
>>47507287
Can vampires have boners?
If yes,vampires
If no,LichesBut in HoMM2 terms Ghosts>rest
>>47507325
Oh? What type are you?
>>47507346
>>47507363
caffeine zombie
>>47507346
>Ghosts
Fuck those things, seriously. Who the hell did the unit balancing in that game?
>>47507422
Fuck the babushky, seriously!
>>47507395
Not familiar with that type, sorry...
>>47507451
visit your local STEM university during finals
>>47507312
I hate how that design went from "undead warrior with some armour" to Todd McFarlene's Spawn in the last few games.
Seriously what is that bling bling fetish in modern fantasy games, it looks fucking retarded.
>>47507467
I'm scared.
>>47507506
A gift of adderall will placate caffeine zombies. However you can also sell it to them for massive profits.
>>47507506
nothing to worry about
>>47507533
I like how the whore's arm looks like it has been penetrated fewer times.
>>47507533
Now I'm even more spooked.
>>47507287
1999 > all
>>47507312
1996 = 2006 > All
>>47507695
best girl
>>47507531
>>47506153
I actually did.
>>47507727
>>47507312
Heroes 3 liches look swag as fuck.
>muh Ermor
Fucking bonermancers
>>47507718
>best girl
Are you sure?
Definitely?
Dullahans are where it's at, motherfucker. They need to show up in more stuff.
>>47507730
Step up senpai.
>>47507805
Totally. VV might be sexier but has half the personality and Damsel is practically a man.
>>47507812
Agreed.
>>47507861
>but has half the personality
Anon, that's terrible and you should feel ashamed for making that pun.
Is there any HOMM3 style rpg?
>>47507805
Her voice was pure sex
SO good
>>47508075
You mean Might and Magic 6 and 7?
>>47507861
VV is far more pleasent to listen to though. Good choice of voice actress for the character. I figure VV is probably less likely to get bored and start sleeping around on you too.
>>47506153
>practicing low-tier beta cuck dark arts
>Not going full alpha male and practice demonology or witchcraft
"B-buh muh corpses are my friends" kek, come back when you got sickass demon friends or join orgies with the devils for superpowers cuck-o.
>>47508238
Demonology requires necromancy, m8.
At least in HoM&M4, the only place where it's actually a type of magic.
>>47508238
>sucking devil's cock to do magic
No, thanks.
>>47508278
>A game made by necromancer cucks
No surprise there, pathetic little cunts trying to stand on top of their betters when we're not looking.
>>47508378
At least I had sex with someone willing. Hows that undead "wifu" bitch?
>>47508521
>At least I had sex with someone willing.
Willing to take your soul and rape it for eternity.
>Hows that undead "wifu" bitch?
I have transcended those plebian needs.
Also, daily reminder that Inferno is the weakest town in the game.
>>47508521
I bet you're the sort of fag that wouldn't choose Lady Ophelia.
