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Does the average Imperial citizen take all his or her tubes and
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Does the average Imperial citizen take all his or her tubes and hoses out before going to bed?
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>>47504275
Most planets in the imperium can't afford all the tubes and whatnot and live rather boring lives

The average imperial citizen doesn't worry about tubes
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>>47504319

Oh the simple luxuries of a tube free lifestyle!
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>>47504319
>Open the 6th ED brb, it has a picture of countless naked citizens being marched somewhere under guard. They are riddled with tubes and metallic pieces.

Uh huh
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>>47504367
But do they have to worry about tubers?
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>>47504459
Countless is less than 1% m8, it's the imperium
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>>47504459
those are psykers being escorted to the astranomican
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>>47504459
Well,the imperial guard troops count as "average citizen", and most of the art depicting them doesn't show any tubes or implants; I think that's reserved for high class citizens, arm y officers and, in general, people that can afford them.
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>>47504275

>A picture of a chaos magus, rogue trader and two people that look like very wealthy hive-gangers
>Average

Nothin' average about those people bruh
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>>47504459
Those are psykers laden down with psychic nullifiers. Those tubes are for everyone else's good. Also those psykers are only going to live an average of 10 minutes longer once they reach the temple of the astronomicon.
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>>47504459
Wow you really fucked that one up

That's pretty embarassing
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>>47504275
Do you think getting your hoses snagged on shit is a major problem in the Imperium?
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>>47507793
Not if you praise the tubegod hard enough.
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>>47504275
Removing the tubes? It would be extremely painful, because it's not fukken decoration. It probably powers muscles, brains, vital organs.
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>>47509218
But those are big fellas. I'm sure they can bear a little pain.
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>>47504275
That depends on whether or not the tubes are connected to vital machinery or serve some function necessary to maintain the citizen's life.
Indeed, the question we must ask them is:

If I pull that off, will you die?
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>>47509218
>>47509241
>>47509250
Is this Reddit?
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>>47511086
Nigga 4chan invented baneposting
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>>47504567
Only producing enough of them to meet the tithe.
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>>47511086

The only time it showed up in Reddit was to interview the guy; that was /tv/ undercover.
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>>47505481
More like 0.00000001%

The Imperium has millions of worlds, which equals untold trillions of humans
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>>47511123
>>47511086
embarrassing
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>Implying they sleep

>Implying there's anything but tubes
It's tubes all the way down, anon.
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>>47504459
Restraining tech for Psykers so they don't rekt everyone
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The tubes are rejuvenation treatment tech and given only to the powerful/privileged.
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>>47509241
For you, they might consider removing the tubes.
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>>47509218
Actually it's for various things. Let's just say you don't want to mix up where they plug in, otherwise...
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>>47518400
>turns out that the variety of tubes are just fashion accessories
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>>47518888
You still don't want to mess up the feeding tube with the excrement tube. They look very similar.
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>>47511086

>Being this new
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