The dragon is dead, what now?
>>47501657
Loot its hoard, turn the hide into armour, return heroes.
>>47501657
Take its head as a trophy, harvest salvageable components from the rest of the body, present the head to the king and claim the reward.
>>47501657
I bring it back to life, then kill it again.
Eat his heart, gain his powers.
>>47501657
Eat the Bard.
Fuck the corpse, regret misunderstanding when telling Dragon I wanted to jam my sword into him so hard he couldn't move anymore.
>>47501657
Gloat, camp down, go kill the necromancer
>>47501657
Fuck the-
>>47501794
Damn it!
>>47501657
Hold a coronation for his son. The dragon is dead! Long live the dragon!
>>47501870
Will this dragon have a crown of gold?
>>47501657
Go find another dragon and kill it.
Enthrall it
>>47501876
If by "crown" you mean "throne-hoard-pool" then yes.
>>47501657
flay a stripe of its skin, braid it in my hair
same as with every other worthy kill
>>47501657
BBQ! STEAKS! RIBS!
SOMEONE GET SOME VEGGIES GOING
>>47501657
Bath in his fresh blood to become stronger
We're going to party.
>>47501657
Find the recently widowed/orphaned dragoness to make a pass at
>>47501940
Murderhobos dont smell because they are hobos. They smell because they put rotting flesh in their hair.
Salt/smoke the meat before it spoils.
Keep the blood to make blood sausages.
>>47501657
Bring it back to life it and demand marriage to it as payment
>>47501995
Dreadlocks are disgusting and unhygienic, so I considered them fitting gimmick for a barbarian.
>>47501657
find any eggs, raise its children as your own, murder and/or conquer the land
>>47501971
fuck man you gonna die that way, can you really fight two dragons in a row?
>>47501657
I fuck it.
Then I skin it, slice it's head off to present to someone for a reward/bragging rights, and also eat its heart to absorb its strength.
>>47501657
Cut out its organs and implant them into my own body.
>>47501780
>>47502017
>eat its heart, absorb its power
I always wondered where that trope came from
>>47501657
Everyone's hungry after the fight, I hope!
DRAGON BOIL!
>>47502198
Actual mythology from a range of cultures and time periods
Think about it, the idea that consuming something should imbue you with its qualities makes intuitive sense if you don't know how digestion works, and the heart is the most important part of any being so its properties should be concentrated there.
>>47502198
Not sure if retard or sarcasmor bait pretending to be a retard
>>47502198
The Saga of the Volsungs brah
Dragon hearts were the whey of the Dark Age,
>>47502198
from barbaric mythos older than Tolkien and Bible
>>47502424
If it's actually trowling then
>>47502424
Not sarcasm nor bait, so I guess I'm just retarded
>>47502414
>>47502469
>>47502486
Thanks for the answer, I knew it came from mythology but didn't know if it was from a specific piece or just a common thing
>>47501657
Take the mighty stone and leave the dwarves behind.
Raise its young, learn to ride it.
From there, literally do almost anything I want, because fuck you I'm riding a dragon.
>>47501657
Rape the corpse while it's still warm.
Lots of Dragonslayers outta there,but I've never heard about a Dragonrapist.
>>47501657
>The dragon is dead, what now?
They have a little blue pill for that now.
>>47502721
took me a second, but well played
>>47502198
Its not a trope if it's true.
>>47502827
He's right.
Pretty much every milkdrinker here has never eaten a fresh heart straight from the chest cavity of their foes, so they don't know.
Go home and get a reward. If the adventure is over, go home and take the tavern owner's daughter who is also the waitress as my wife, then inherit the tavern and tell people of my tales of my adventuring days. Also go on small adventures every now and then to maintain my skill so I'm ready if I'm to be called up for duty again.
>>47502745
Thanks
Cleric and Fighter are seeing to the parties injuries.
Bard is busy keeping record of the Dragon and our fight.
Sorcerer and Ranger are picking through the treasure.
Finally the Druid has laid claim to the entire corpse to harvest for rites, rituals, reagents and ingredients.
>>47501657
I'm going to Disneyland!
Dont eat its meat, dragons are probably on the very top of the foodchain and all kinds of shit end up in their liver and meat like heavy metals. Eating carnivores and especially carnivorous fish isnt healthy, at least when eaten a lot. Instead you should dry the meat and sell it to nobles who have too much money.
Its bones are probably hollow if its an standard flying type dragon, thus they are light and could do well making stuff out of them, maybe even polearms if there are bones long enough.
>>47503202
>all kinds of shit end up in their liver and meat like heavy metals.
You, resourceful anon, have made me want to see a dragon driven mad from heavy metal poisoning.
>>47503436
>dragon driven mad from heavy metal poisoning
Somebody post pic of a dragon suffering gold poisoning
>>47501657
>The dragon is dead, what now?
Dragons are Apex Predators. Often they live in isolation, and their lives span a ridiculous amount of time.
In the beginning, all will be well. The dragon will be farmed for materials, peasants will generally be happy, and things will seem awesome.
Eventually, the preparedness of the kingdom withers because there are no real threats to fight anymore. All awesome tech becomes obscure and unusable. Combat shifts from giant monster killing weapons to dainty personal defense weapons.
Slowly, the native fauna will start to pick up. With no dragon to eat them, hydras start to expand their territory and interbreed with leviathans, creating unholy, multiheaded monsters far worse than the original dragon. Various undead start to infest the dragon's lair and the skies become filled with all sorts of flying whelps.
In the end, the kingdom is destroyed and everyone thinks it's just god's will, which I suppose it is, if god is just the natural order of things.
>>47501657
>Regret killing it
>Oh well
>mutilate its corpse
>regret that
>it's a living
His brother plants a roadside bomb to avenge him
Eat lead, marine
>>47501657
Kill myself for being a sister-fucker.
>>47502522
Heck yeah, Blind Guardian.
>>47503436
>>47503608
Suddenly that 3.5 stuff about high end dragons consuming their hoards gets a lot more worrying.
>>47501657
Meat...
Meat!
MEAT!!!
>>47503796
Nice!
>>47503902
I remember a thread about dragons being living fusion reactors - eat food, poop heavy elements. Take a wild guess where their hoard comes from?
>>47501657
Become the next dragon.
Make a dildo from its parts
>>47504198
I'm legitimately suprised it took this long to get here
>>47503687
Or, you know, another dragon that's younger moves into the empty territory.
>>47501657
Take its body apart and take it to craftsmen and alchemists. Wonder if we can get royalties from launching a dragon dildo industry.
>>47504099
You keep what you kill
>>47504198
you generally don't make dildos by literal taxidermy
>>47501657
Bloody skeleton if he's high level, fast zombie if he's mid level.
>>47501657
SODOMIZE IT AND GAIN ITS POWER
>>47504425
Usual taxidermy - indeed. But with alchemy or magic, who knows.Ra-ra-rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
>>47501657
Tongue bath the lady knight. She has a hard fight behind her and is probably sweaty.
>>47501657
Remove the core processor, convert the chassis into an airship.
>>47504414
Or everyone goes, "Fuck me, that was hard. Let's put some thought into dedicated anti-dragon weapons so we don't have to do that again."
Next dragon show up and it gets swarmed by armsmen swooping around on grapple lines while the artillery crews get the giant mage-ballistae ready.
>>47505561
When you get both Charisma and Constitution above 20 it gotta show somehow.
>>47501657
Now we get to play the game.
>>47505896
...Are we going into a dungeon?! Sweet!
>>47501657
cut off the dragon's dick and use it as a club.
chicks love it.
Enjoy the peace while it lasts and cut up it's body to make good weapons and armor.
Dragons are immortal and don't forget what happened to them so the next time it revives it'll be gunning for you and your family.
>>47501657
We must find the culprit and bring bad news to his wife and children.
...i'll go fetch the asbestos suit.
>>47505767
Do you do that because you want to clean her, or because it is your fetish?
>cut its head off
>put on a standard
>find a town
>town's ours now
>>47506539
>>47501657
No, that dragon ain't dead. I've seen those two before. They've been working villages in this region for almost three months now. They're probably gonna book it soon, since the stories are starting to go around now.
>>47501657
Field dress it. Make dragon burgers. Use the hide for fine items to sell.
Lastly, take the horde.
>>47504063
It's hoard is made out of mostly iron?
>>47501657
Make sweet knight on knight love on its corpse
>>47501657
>what now?
Feel like shit. I didn't want to kill anybody.
burn everything and never look back.
Gods think you are pretty cool for killing a dragon and sent you on a super special new quest
>Step right up folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya7mwQYeICQ
>>47501657
Long live the new dragon.
>>47503608
Gold isn't that reactive so it wouldn't harm too much - mercury, lead and aluminium on the other hand would be more dangerous. That or the dragon chokes up on a golden pitcher that went into their lungs.
>>47501657
Take his treasure, save the princess, bring his head back to the King and become a hero, get statues made in your liking, have your name and deed go down into mythos and legend for time to remember. Just the usual.
>>47508325
>dril is a "tumblr meme"
God, fuck tumblr.
Take the dragon to the taxidermist, and use it to bring my ventriloquist act to the next level.
>>47501657
bath in his blood...
>>47501950
This. We killed it, we eat it. Then we loot its home and cart back whatever parts of it we didn't/couldn't eat to sell, use, or eat later. We'll probably have to turn around half way back to the kingdom when someone remembers that we forgot the princess, but i'm sure we can buy her silence on the matter with dragon jerky.
>>47501657
Give it a proper burial. It was hard enough slaying a dragon, I don't want to have to deal with a GHOST DRAGON.
>>47501657
Cook a meal with its flesh
>>47513093
But if you kill the ghost dragon, then you can get its GHOST HOARD. Then, even after you die you'll still be incredibly wealthy!
>>47501657
Cry because I had to slay my wife
>>47501657
Continually seek greater and greater thrills till I either die or kill myself from boredom.
>>47505561
What am I looking at
More importantly
Why
>>47513333
Rasputin's preserved horsecock.
Because reasons.
>>47501657
>in the dragons final words it tell you your lover is your own long lost sibling from years past.
>>47501657
Usurp the kingdom now that the last Gold is out of the picture.
>>47513488
Does this imply I'm secretly a half-dragon or did this dragon just spy on my mundane early life for no reason?
>>47501657
Cut off his head and bring it back to the dragon king as proof that the rebel leader is dead.
Hunting a dragon is rather dangerous...
>>47513687
...or worse.
>>47513707
And the ending is rarely happy. Is it truly worth it in the end?
>>47513729
Yeah sometimes people die when they get old, what a terrible ending.
i didn't kill the dragon; that's retarded.
i trapped its soul after i weakened it to near death. now i have my own dragon pet that can't do anything about it.
>>47513744
I didn't have the heart to post the rest. The boyfriend/husband leaves. The mother slowly descends into madness, and both loves and hates the girl. And then she dies still relatively young.
>>47513729
You missed one.
>>47513912
I missed more than one. There are 10 images in the set, only two 'porn'.
>>47508325
The person who drew this deserves to be doused in gasoline and set on fire
>>47501657
dragon's for dinner for the next couple of years
>>47513488
My DM told me my wife turns out to be my cousin, and I immediately spewed out "nice" without even thinking. That shit was so embarrassing.
>>47514318
>Not wanting to bone your hot cousin
>>47501706
>not eating it's heart first
Weakling.
>>47514804
I do though. That's why I said "nice". I'm just embarrassed because now all my friends know I'm into incest, and they've met my cousins and recently they even extrapolated exactly which one I was in to.
>>47504420
Now just get me a bottle of high-proof alcohol and a lighter so I can breathe fire.
>Look at me.
>I'm the dragon, now.
>>47502522
>>47503826
FUCK YES
>>47501657
Fuck it's corpse.
Try to wrangle my players and get them off their phones long enough to explain what gear they have.
God I hate DMing
Finally get that cut of steak I set out to get. Butter, garlic salt, pepper of several varieties, and a good fire.
>>47513677
Maybe if you wear slut armor
>>47501657
Find another dragon.
>>47515479
I feel u
>>47516548
You mean high mobility armor to avoid the dragons slow due to scale movemennts?
>>47515479
Use silly string.
Its like a spritz bottle for humans.
Taste like shit and the actual residue requires soap, water, and elbow grease to get off phone screen.
Also people tend to laugh at idiots covered in silly string so thats another reason for them to avoid it.
Thought it was retarded till i had silly string left over from a binder and just tried it. Suddenly everyones phones were hidden from sight.
>>47515479
If they're so easily distracted then they don't want to play/your game is boring
>>47501657
Harvest the whole thing. Peel off the skin, drain blood, separate flesh from bone, store the organs separately and pickle the eyes. Sell it off to the highest bidder or consume them yourself.
Dragons are made of magic after all. Who knows what new abilities you'd gain from cooked dragon liver.
>>47502721
>>47502745
>>47502878>when you almost want ED just to call your cock "the dracolich"
>>47518442
Probably youd get heavy metal poisoning after eating its liver, considering how long they live and how much they eat stuff.
1. Retrieve princess
2. become king
3. lodes e mone
>>47501657
Fuck the princess, fuck the dragon's hoard, fuck the dragon. Not necessarily in that order.
>>47520024
>dating this hot hoard for like a day before the kinky bitch says she wants a threesome
>awww yeah!
>says she has a friend already lined up
>just gets better and better
>its a fucking dragob
>Score!
>slay the dragon and the hoard and make sure the tied up princess is watching
>>47501657
Slit open belly, take off armour, retire for the night in my new sleeping bag.
![2007-02-26-wombat26-wooble[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2SPBCJQ.gif "2007-02-26-wombat26-wooble[1].gif")
>>47502414
>the heart is the most important part of any being
>not the liver
>>47501657
Panic as the prey animals it used to hunt reproduce out of control. The local ecosystem quickly begins to buckle beneath the weight of whatever could possibly sustain a multi-ton carnivore with the metabolism of a flying animal.
>>47502198
Siggy bathed in the blood of Fafnir which made the fucker invincible in all but one spot covered by a leaf.
>>47504955
Damn it Grognar, who let you out of your mothers basement again?
Find another challenge
>>47520927
You'll live longer without a functioning liver than without functioning kidneys.
>>47501657
Solve the ensuing clusterfuck in the dragons domain caused by the massive power vaccume you've created.
>>47501657
Have an orgy on top of its corpse, bathing in dragon blood. With that, our lord shall awaken once more, to bring forth his reign unto the land.
>>47513488
Man, fuck Glaurung.
