Post celebrities you think would be a That Guy
>>47479435
What makes you say that about Fassbender?
>>47479435
Chris Evans
>>47479549
Well he does prefer black girls
Tarantino for sure.
Steven Segal, no doubt.
He would probably declare he helped write whatever game you were playing too
>>47479962
"I dunno Steve, I think it would be a bad idea for Shirojin to go into this combat single handed, you should probably let the rest of the party join you for backup."
>look, when I was in japan, I trained for twelve years to become a master samurai, so I would know how to snatch everymotherfuckerbirthday
Tom Hardy. Mostly because he's obviously an obnoxious bisexual jackassand there's only room for one of those at the tableand because he's the original baneposter.
>>47480041
Holy fuck he's so fat
>>47480134
>>47480181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xokw6mioIY
Someone post the webm of him just casually fucking people up with a tanto
>>47480606
I don't have that one, but I know what you're talking about and it is hilarious.
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and Seagalposting burned so very brightly
>>47480661
Jesus he's rotund
Also why is he wearing two watches
>>47479435
>Not getting in to a hilarious Paranoia game with Fassbender
>>47480661
Shouldn't that read 'a floperator enters the premise'.
>>47479435
Jack Black guaranteed.
>halfling bard with ridiculous acrobatics
>>47479435
vin diesel
>>47480999
![zach_galifianakis_800x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rc7HUeJ.jpg "zach_galifianakis_800x600[1].jpg")
Can't believe Zach Galifianakis hasn't been posted yet. In everything he's done, he has been That Guy I see no reason he would change for a tabletop game.
>>47480976
Yeah, would be garbage.
>>47480999
Trips lie! Did he not sit down with Dame Judie Dench and play a game with her?
>>47480999
>>47481015
>AM I COOL YET GUSY
>>47481108
He was after that gmilf pussy.
>>47480999
He seems like a nice guy desu.
>>47480999
AKSHUALLY
http://youtu.be/yLEMb_RIZ3o
>>47480841
And just like that I'm a nazi.
>>47479435
>>47482291
Gropey the liar is known for making shit up to post fetish shit all over the place.
He doesnt leave his local neighborhood, much less do anything with someone of note.
>>47479830
I've always read "katanas are underpowered in d20" in his voice
>>47482330
>>47479830
>emiputin
>not putinem
You had one job!
>>47482193
>chobot
And just like that, it's ruined.
>>47480806
The watch thing is actually a good idea when expecting combat: In a pinch, they can be used as brass knuckles (or brass wrists as the case may be) and you will have a spare should one give out.
>>47482316
How was any of that fetish shit?
>>47480976
>You enter the main chamber. The BBEG stands menacingl- Jack, why are you standing up?
>Ja- where did you keep that guitar?
>Jack, please stop singing.
>>47480999
Did you see his cringy game? Everyone literally just defered to him as the "bad ass" like Pitch Black.
She'd be the worst
>>47482435
This is probably the most problematic thing I've seen all day. Of course the fucking white male is a better swordsman than his Asian counterparts. I'm so g*ddamn triggered right now I can't even. It's 2016 and I shouldn't have to deal with this.
>>47483257
>white
He's half tengu. He's got bird pubes.
>>47480134
He looks like my dad got drunk and forgot how to hold a rifle.
It's fucking disturbing.
>>47480806
Because it's always time to operate.
>>47483257
Keanu is actually part Asian.
But that's not important, he has a magic sword. Nothing to do with being better with it.
>>47482131
My english teacher in secondary school knew him, they went to the same youth center program thingy. (Think a load of teens doing artsy stuff with weird adults managing them) She said he was pretty cool. HE still comes home every year for St. Patrick's Day.
>>47479435
>ctrl+f 'Wil Wheaton'
>No results.
What!?
>>47484044
That guy's a jack ass, not much else.
>>47484044
The worst part is that he'd force Felicia Day into the group with him.
>>47484044
God, I just hate his fucking face.
I don't know enough about celebrities to say. Leslie Nielson seems like he would have been a disruptive player.
You know who'd be a great player, though? George Burns.
>>47484119
Speaking of great players, Stephen Fry would probably be the coolest
>>47482659
>2016
>not having a Nicolas Cage fetish
>>47484044
I would get up and leave the moment he showed up. I just KNOW he'd white knight any girls at the table, especially if he was allowed to force his waifu Felicia "I'm important to video games for some reason!" Day.
Just imagine, you're playing with a group you've been with for years. You're all friends and the dynamic is perfect. You've got in-jokes and stories and you playfully rib on eachother all the time. Typical friend stuff. One (or more) of the players is female. There are "hurr grrrl" jokes but everyone's cool, no creeping, no dickishness, just friends playing nerd games. Then the DM says there's a new guy, but it's someone you all know. You show up to the next session and there he is; Wesley fucking Crusher. He speaks in his typical, smug fuck tone. Like he's ever mattered. He brags about his shit show where he sucks at tabletop games and you use all your willpower not to shove 1D20+5 inches of foot up his ass right there on the spot.
The game begins, he rolls up something retarded that he thinks is clever, like he tries to make Pun-Pun or someshit, not realizing that that hasn't been possible in fucking years and even back then it was iffy. His character is shit, but he doesn't realize it, and just drags your group down with him. Then, it all comes to a head when you playfully rib Girl X. Something vaguely sexist, but she doesn't give a fuck. "Hurr durr git back in da kichenz." tier shit.
And he goes off. He just turns beet red in the face, foams at the mouth and starts screaming about muh soggy knees and how we're being problematic and all kinds of other stupid cunt shit. It ruins the mood, derails the game and you all just pack up and leave because you threatened to affirmative action his teeth down his throat and now everything's awkward.
Also, he's a shit actor.
>>47484170
>Stephen Fry.
>Has a husband 30 years younger than himself, and is often caught making attractive teenage boy jokes.
>Is bipolar.
Sure, cool.
>>47484297
At least he'd be funny and could probably take a joke. Though I do get a cunty vibe from him.
Still not as bad as Ricky Gervais would be. Holy shit, I don't think I could play a whole session without breaking a chair over him.
>>47484313
But what if he brought Karl Pilkington with him?
>>47484313
I have a feeling Gervais wasn't even acting when he played David Brent.
>>47484319
Even worse. Karl would just be the retarded guy who, no matter how many times you told how the game works, would still fuck up. Not a chance. I ain't doin' with this.
>>47484331
The only time he's acting is when he pretends to not be a colossal chode.
>>47480661
Fucking Hell.
He looks out of breath just from walking through the door.
>>47484313
>>47484319
Ricky, your wizard approaches the temple. You didn't say what it was you wanted here, I assumed you were looking to buy potions or get a spell cast on something?
>Right, what I want to do is, um, I'd like... if I could explain to them why their god is shite.
>But no, but, their god's real, innit. Their god grants spells and fings comes to visit every now an' again when 'es not knockin' about up in, y'know, Olympus or wherever.
>Fuckin' hell, stop talking shit. Don't know why we bring you along, don't know why you think you're entitled to your shit fucking opinion, you're a fucking ranger, not a fucking cleric, so you don't fucking know shit.
>Rick, ricky, let him finish, I think he's onto something here. He *does have* divine spell slots, you know, a whole two of them.
>Like the little cunt ever reads his spell list or prepares a fuckin' spell, bloody 'ell it's just fuckin' around with the little monkey companion fella every session. Can't fuckin' track an elephant over a mudfield, but he sure can use 'is fuckin' monkey to steal from shopkeeps, can't he.
>... alright.
>>47484341
The ironic thing is he's a world record holding martial artist with numerous dojos around the world.
He's just all washed up and fat now and was never any type of actor. Like, sub-Power Rangers level.
>>47483454
I lost it with this. Have some filename.
>>47480661
I'll just leave this here.It's not edited from the original movie.
>>47484363
Holy shit. That was the longest and most numerous falls out of a single window I have ever seen.
>>47484363
Woah, he snatched that mother fucker birthday so hard that the universe lagged.
>>47484363
They actually had >20 cuts in just 15 seconds? Damn. That's next level.
>>47484363
>latency.webm
David Tennant
>>47484380
It's like they couldn't decide which shot of him flying out of the window they liked the best, so they just used all of them.
>>47484381
>brazilian latency.webm
Stephen King
>>47484363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAG_EkEcofI
Oh my god, he wasn't kidding. This is some of the shittiest camera work I've ever seen. It's so fucking jittery and jumpy, I have no idea what's going on half the time. I just see some guy hitting things and Segal keeps calling him a hillbilly.
>>47484430
>For the last time, Stephen. It's D&D. I'm not going to set it in Maine.
>>47484450
>Can i play a Gunslinger/Paladin multiclass?
>>47484458
>not can I play as myself?
Do you even Stephen King?
>>47484458
The rest of the night is just him messily drunk, going on about demons and saying how scary things are.
>>47484363
>>47484439
What the fuck. Did the editor have a stroke or something? That's insane.
>>47484430
>Stephen HawKing
let's face it, he would be either powertripping minmaxed or trying to apply real life physics on everything
>>47484363
The black dude's face is like he just watched the exact same thing we saw.
>>47484472
Seagal snatched the editor's birthday and did the work himself.
I'd like to make a request for the remainder of this thread that if you post someone, give a fucking reason as to why they'd be shit.
Notice how nobody replied to >>47484386 or >>47483211 ? That's because a single picture doesn't start a conversation.
>>47484044
Just seeing his name is almost enough to make me reflexively post "shut up, Wesley".
>>47479830
how's the over/under on Crimnea for Russia anyways?
>>47484363
>that one shot half second shot of the black guy watching the guy fly out the window sandwiched between the fifty goddamn shots of the guy flying out the window
The comedic timing here is fucking incredible, actual parodies of this kind of movie could not construct a joke this perfectly.
>>47484363
>>47485077
It's like that part in Team America where they show the same shot from like 6 different angles, except without a shred of irony.
That gm
>>47485213
It'd probably get really old, really fast after the second or third Shyamalam'd campaign ending.
>>47480181
...I don't own a gun. I don't have any interest in owning a gun. I think "operators operating operationally" is a stupid meme.
But even I know that that is NOT how you enter a room with a potential ambush in it.
>>47485488
I'm also pretty sure you don't hold an assault rifle like a bazooka.
And that armor is supposed to fit.
>>47485508
>Mid-aged mutant fat ass turtles
>>47480181
I've never seen anyone give so little of a shit before.
James Cordon
Lena Dunham
Piers Morgan
Seth Rogan
Triple H
Patrick Stewart (sorry, but he would)
>>47485571
>Patrick Stewart
>>47485587
No, he would, you know it. I'm a massive fan, but he would thesp it up and demand to reroll 1's, and get away with it.
Because, you know, he's Patrick Stewart, and he wants to reroll his one's.
>>47485616
>Noted thespian and famously moral man demands petty privileges from players
>"Tone down the acting, Pat!"
What the fuck is the point of you, anon.
>>47485667
A sense of fair play and a level playing field for all without entitlements, I think.
>>47485735
And you think CAPTAIN FUCKING PICARD wouldn't play ball?
I banish thee to the elemental plane of dicks.
>>47485841
No no. Captain Picard would be a bro gamer.
Sir Pat Stew would be a flouncy shoe stealer. It'd still be top entertainment. But it would ruin your gaming session every single time.
>>47486226
*show stealer.
If he stole my shoes, I doubt I would care.
>>47485841
He forced the writers to add a dune buggy shootout chase scene to a Star Trek movie just because he loves dune buggies, even though it was stupid and made no sense in regards to the prime directive.
>>47480134
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>47479435
>>47484187
>Not witnessing Cage play a mage that goes mad with power.
>Not witness Cage go mad wiyh revenge and willingly lose his Paladin status to embrace damnation as an Antipaladin
>Not watching him get paid, do what is asked of him as hus nilistic outlook on life is slowly turned and he does what is right.
>Not laughing as the bard/thief cracks up a nightwatch only to steal three wagons of supplies... and the guys timepiece.
Dude, Nicolas Cage would be amazing in a game.
>>47485571
I don't know man. Seth Rogan strikes me as a goofy guy who would totally play ball when we actually sit down.
Dude spoke for Alzheimer's, I don't think he's literally made of 'dude weed lmao' just yet
>>47486269
what movie, also that sounds more shatner-esque?
>>47484253
Man, it would be amazing to have occasion to draw down on Wesley Crusher.
>>47486269
He's referring to Insurrection, I think. Might be Nemesis, DESU those last few films are garbage and if the actors lobbied for things they wanted to film it couldn't make the films any /worse/.
>>47480041
Modern Steven seagal looks like DSP.
He will constantly offend everyone so that there won't be conflicts at the table.
>>47490273
He's such a meme, holy shit
>>47484363
Is this what a stand battle looks like to normal people?
>>47492212
Why is he a meme? Who is it?
>>47483211
My DM looks a ton like like Aubrey Plaza and she's pretty cool, if a bit weird. Half of the group has a crush on her.
>>47492319
He would constantly deconstruct the psychology and ideology of the game rather than playing, making it awkward until the session ends.
He'd be the kinda guy to loudly start discussing how and why the gm is doing what he's doing in the middle of a session.
>>47481083
His stand up comedy is really good. He just got type-cast to play asshole characters.
This is like those people who sent death threats to that kid that played Joffrey on Game of Thrones. He's a fucking actor
>>47492319
Slovak or Slovenian philosopher. Hardcore communist.
He makes many good points about what's wrong with present-day society and many bad point about how we could make it right.
>>47494036
I don't think he'd be a That Guy, I think he'd be a That GM
>>47484439
There is no way that you can convince me that the editor did not want the audience to laugh at this.
>>47485488
>>47485508
Speaking as ex-infantry, you're both wrong.
>>47483257
>>47482579
>>47483186
Honestly, I think he would do fine in a game where he wasn't given the protagonist chair. Like, he's basically sitting on a throne.
>>47488441
The problem I see is that all his characters are Seth Rogan playing Seth Rogan. Imagine Seth Rogan in your current game as a character.
>>47484749
The reason no one replied to David Tennant is because we all know that's bullshit anyway.
>>47486269
Actually it was that the writer added IN the dune buggy shootout chase because THEY knew that Patrick Stewart liked Dune Buggies.
>>47494734
Seemed to me like he did fine in that one. He mostly just hung back and seemed like he wanted to give the others room to express themselves. Only time he took center stage was when he rolled crits and, honestly, isn't that what the guy who rolls a crit is expected to do? Besides that, the whole thing was set up to use him to grab viewers, so I don't understand why you guys sound so god damned salty.
>>47479830
he's that GM who has some great stories but he keeps inserting his fetishes and being all around weird.
The making of Suicide Squad has proven that Jared Leto is a That Guy in real life.
>>47484297
I don't give a fuck about his personal life.
I just know he'd be funny, creative and the RP would be godlike.
Stephen Fry acting as my DM would be a dream come true.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wvffB5BqWp4
>>47497058
And god forbid you have any teenage girls at the table.
>>47497058
I honestly don't think that's all on him.
Its marketers dude.
Heath Ledger fucking died, so now they're trying to push the narrative that playing the Joker drives you nuts. Even though the Joker is pretty time compared to ACTUAL psychopaths and psychopathic characters.
The whole thing is kind of disrespectful to Ledger in my opinion.
>>47497236
pretty tame***
Gee, it sure would suck to play D&D with Albert Fish.
>>47497236
I had heard no news of this? Care to go into more depth?
>>47480806
Local time and whatever home time you operate on.
>>47490273
I always have trouble telling Zizek apart from Dugin, and the description fits them both, albeit for much different reasons.
>>47497511
http://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/5-crazy-things-jared-leto-did-while-playing-the-joker.html/?a=viewall
It's kind of fucking embarrassing how blatant it is.
>>47497318
>he misinterprets "murder hobo" as a suggestion rather than a compound noun
>>47480181
>Enters a room with potential hostiles
>Doesn't slice the pie
Holy fuck lol
>insists you describe all NPCs' appearance and backstory in detail and always finds some reason to attack them
>>47498516
Ben "Kobold Killing King" Garrison wouldn't wait to hear their descriptions. All he needs to know is the race.
>>47498580
But what if they're a human from not!Africa or not!Italy?
>>47492563
>if a bit weird
How weird are we talkin here? Cause if she looks like Plaza that'd be pretty irrelevant
>>47497511
Even director David Ayer wasn’t safe from Leto’s twisted vision.
“One time I yelled ‘cut’ and Jared turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of Wall Street and yelled cut? Maybe the monikers in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work’ My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play Joker, or is Joker something that’s been in him all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Jared had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if cameras were guns? Would you buy a mass murderer?’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Insanity.’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct.”
>>47498748
I know the word gets thrown around a lot nowadays but I seriously cringed several times reading that.
It reads like an angsty 14 year old RPing on DeviantArt while jerking off and listening to Depeche Mode.
>>47498608
Ben "An Orc a Day Keeps the Impurity Away" Garrison would just know if it deserves life or not.
>>47498634
>a weeb and a fujo
>star wars fangirl
>hates videogames
>reads a fuckton
>cosplays 2-3 times a year
>professional historian/archivist
>writes erotic fanfiction for fun
>owns three cats
>always dates younger guys
Not the weirdest, just a tad peculiar
>>47499355
Kind of odd that she has all those interests yet hates video games.
Nothing wrong with it, just odd is all. Wonder why
>>47480041
B-but, dat trigger discipline tho
Vin Diesel would be the OPPOSITE of 'that guy'
I would do anything to play a campaign with Vinny D. Such a fucking cool guy.
>>47499419
Some people just don't like the medium. I know some really smart/nerdy people who can't stand reading.
Different strokes for different folks I guess.
>>47480134
To be fair, plate carriers have that effect.
To be unfair, he really is pretty fat.
>>47499419
Her explanation is some convoluted thing about how it's a hobby for lazy young people that rots their brains, making them lazier as they stop being young.
Basically she loves books and gets buttmad about other mediums being more popular.
Zack Braff. He featured on one of those reality shows where they prank celeberties and comported himself like a dickhead.
>>47500327
Marriage didn't make her look any less psychotic.
>>47484363
Also, why does he jump out facing away from Segal?
>>47500360
She married a yakuza boss like had always wanted?
>>47500327
Literally who?
>>47499533
Agreed.
The Rock'd probably be fun to play with too, he seems like a pretty chill and friendly guy IRL.
>>47500327
Who is this doe-eyed and large breasted woman?
>>47484749
Tennant was most likely a trollpost anyway, just someone trying to get a shitstorm of reactions from Doctor Who fans.
Would people agree with pic related?
On the one hand, I think he's got a ton of mary sue characters under his belt and tends to hog the spotlight from everyone else around him.
On the other, he's supposedly a very chill dude in person. Then again, he's now getting divorced and his wife's getting a restraining order against him so who knows? Maybe he really IS That Guy.
>>47504417
I don't think I'd care to play with him, but I don't think I'd go as far as to call him "That Guy."
>>47494613
I believe you doggie. Our DI used to keep an Army Sergeant in the shitter to smoke us while we washed our hands. His shrill voice and terrible dress discipline kept Chesty Puller's ghost away while we crapped out new recruits for him to drag back to Fort Benning. Please tell me more about how you clear rooms with a plate of cheesecake watching a screen in Ops, I'd fucking love to hear your war stories.
>>47504852
WTF did I just read?
>>47499533
Is that Photoshopped or does he actually like D&D?
>>47505187
Oh you know them fake geek boys. Always trying to get attention from fa/tg/girls.
>>47505187
He's been playing for like 20 years.
Also, he apparently taught Judi Dench how to play on the set of Riddick.
>>47499355
>>reads a fuckton
>hating on reading
y tho?
>>47505187
He actually does
>>47505346
I don't know how to read.
I relay all of my shitposts to scribes.
>>47505187
He does actually do tabletop games, hell, Riddick was based off a Drow ranger that Vin played at one point.
>>47505332
Maybe it's the attitude that comes with it, I dunno. Some people like to read, others like to brag about what they're reading. Kinda like vegans.
Can this just be a Vin Diesel appreciation thread now?
Is there any footage of him playing?
>>47479435
>Plays a loud manchild character
>Must always be the center of attention
>If focus slips from him, he goes to the tavern for some "kuh-razy antics" that gets the party kicked from the town
>>47505641
He played a totally not witcher with geeks and sundry group.
>>47506091
Slap some scars and a wig on him and Vin would be a pretty good casting for Eskel in a Witcher movie
>>47493979
He's not a communist, liberal communists are actually pretty much his number one hated people on the planet. He's just saying that you should take some ideas from communism and run with those.
>>47494102
>now roll a new character
>Goddamn it, this is the 4th time this campain
>>47505332
Not hating on her, just stating facts, she reads a lot.
As I said, she's pretty cool.
>>47484363
>playing diablo III with recommended system specifications
>>47484187
IIRC, he's from Nawlins.
No one from Nawlins likes him after he bought several plots and built his pyramid in the Saint Louis
cemetery
>>47504999
The poster is a marine - Chesty Puller is the most decorated US marine in history.
He's saying that Army is so fucking useless they're better off wiping your ass in the latrine, because marines shit out army recruits. They're useless because they do most of their shit with robots now and so don't know what combat is actually like.
>>47486226
>>47485841
http://larptrek.com/
The comic hasn't been updated in years, but it's still great.
The setup is that the holodeck is down, so Geordi invites the senior staff to play a tabletop RPG.
>>47482290
>>47509724
Funny how the Marine didn't notice that Seagal had the buttstock in the proper position in >>47480181, with the bottom of it in the pit of his shoulder, so as to bring your sights up to your eye rather than torquing your neck down to meet the sights.
As for his clearing, first rule is to never clear a room alone, but from what I saw he pied off the door correctly and swept his danger areas as quickly as he could, being a one-man team and all.
>>475048521/4 A Co., bitch-made.
>>47509825
Whoops forgot the most important part
>the game they're playing is about the Cardassian occupation of Bajor ending, and a space station near a wormhole falling under the joint control of Bajor and Starfleet
>>47497318
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes
Get on my level, this guy LARPed the Tomb of Horrors.
>>47484187
>That time we randomly based NPCs off' celebrities
>We meet the cult leader
>We pick a celeb
>Nic. Fucking. Cage.
>Entire Campaign = Derailed
>>47498385
>not clearing with a flashbang
pleb
>>47504852
You can always trust a Marine to talk shit and make himself look like a stupid shit head.
I've never been able to figure out of the Marines are just born to be stupid assholes, or if their DIs teach it to them.
>>47510019
Little column A, little column B.
>>47494102
Actually he was GM for a supers game with a bunch of authors as players. Then they all decided they liked writing about their characters and GRRM became the editor. That's how we got Wild Cards.
>>47510066
I guess it would have to be.
Not like the DIs teach the Marines how to actually operate as people.
I guess they figured out that they can't help the shitheads form a real personality, so they just replace it with the illusion of one by making them assholes.
Fun fact: If you attempt to talk to a Marine about anything other than the military(or something related to the military, like guns) for more than 15 minutes, he will grow confused and angry, and attempt to rape the nearest female to relieve his stress.
>>47510241
You're cheeky, I like you. You can come to my house and fuck my sister.
>>47482290
Pretty sure he's disguised in that, but I guess that's the sign of a good disguise!It doesn't work
>>47480041
Youstillsoreboutdatfiddybucks
>>47510019
Both
sylvester stallone
mel gibson
zachary quinto
casey affleck
paul walker
kanye west
robin williams
denzel washington
tom cruise
john Travolta
Rob Schneider
Chris rock
Jennifer Lawrence
kevin costner
heath ledger
Matthew Mcconaughey
jason statham
>>47499533
he may not be "That Guy" but I would never want to play with him, cause i have no idea what he says half the time
![community-advanced-dungeons-and-dragons_featured_photo_gallery[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFPfAnP.jpg "community-advanced-dungeons-and-dragons_featured_photo_gallery[1].jpg")
>>47479435
>>47513257
agreed
Let's be honest here
>>47513279
>>47513257
I was thinking about this the other day, but what would one do in the event that a player had read a module before hand and knew what to do and where to go to get it done?
>>47517740
Modify the module while keeping it plausible. Perhaps another group had passed through at some point in the past, altering things a little, for example.
>>47498787
>Depeche Mode
What did Martin Gore ever do to you?
>>47517792
I had a DM swap the race and location details on the spot for one like this. Everything Dwarven became Dragonborne shit. It was pretty effective, and kinda neat to explore the deep underground Dragonborne city.
>>47479435
Edward Norton
bumpo
>>47510019
Learning how to insult army boys was literally part of being a boot. Got marching songs for it and everything.
>>47505187
Anon, Diesel is probably the most true of all geek celebrities, mostly because he was a massive geek loooong before getting famous. Or ripped.
>Daily reminder he helped the guys doing Butcher Bay to secure all rights for licensed Riddick game and not just substitute
>Daily reminder he throw funding on their company during production
>Daily reminder he got Twothy's help on that project
>Daily reminder it's one of the best stealth games to date
>Daily reminder it's the best film-licensed game ever made
>>47517740
Nothing, just keep playing.
I don't know a single person that plays modules word-by-word. Everyone modifies something. So knowing the module beforehand can be useful, can give you ideas, but it's not equal to know what will happen in the game.
>>47521778
He was also marking out like a little kid when he worked with The Rock on one of his movies
>>47483462
But both had the same kind of swords.
It didn't make any sense that fat guy couldn't cut the wood.
>>47521778
>>47493979
>Żiżek
>Slovenian
>Communist
Why do burgers are so fucking retarded?
>>47484297
I used to love Stephen Fry, witty and articulate, well read and a classical education. No doubt he would run an amazing game.
But the more I watched of him outside of comedy I realized he is a preachy, annoying type that instead of using his vast intellect to win arguments has relied on his charm, his wit and his popularity. Largely because facts, science and evidence do not back up his cause.
I watched his one-man show where he essentially talks for an hour or two on his own without imput. It was little more than we love Europe, we hate the US.
>Pic related, a happier time
>>47517672
>Try the dip, it's fucking awesome
>No thanks, I'm fine.
Would play with Clarkson
>All his skills in guns and driving
>Drives and shoots at all problems
In the right campaign, it would be glorious.
>>47523665
>Play Shadowrun with him
>Makes a rigger/pilot
>Asks how every vehicle works
>Have to start reading up on vehicular engineering both modern and speculative
>Always has to mod his vehicles
>Always goes horribly wrong/right
>Spends all his money on restoring a vintage Porsche 928 that he refuses to take on runs
>>47505187
He wrote the foreword for the book '30 years of Adventure: A celebration of Dungeons and Dragons'. He used to play with Robin Williams and some other hollywood a listers.
>>47524051
>928
>Not 911 with trunk mounted chainguns and lasers
>Insists on drivin through the front doors with AKs
Or
>Not recreating the snowbine harvester
>Improving on a Scandanavien street-legal flame-thrower, gravel-cannon that they actually made
>>47524366
>trunk mounted
>implying he wouldn't insist on playing a British character and call it "boot" mounted
>And then drive on the wrong side of the road while hopped up on BTLs
>>47524593
Dude, his entire career is what BTL are made of.
>Tfw when punching Piers Morgan in the mouth so hard you break your hand
>Tfw when screaming across the arctic in a modified pick up.
>Tfw training to do a drive-by with a lambo (?) and an MP5 sub
>Tfw you punch another man in the head and get fired but everybody wants you back.
>Ttfw you flee across Argentina from an angry mob of Falklands veterans
>Tfw you drive through the jungle and get a machette poked in your face by your friend
>tfw you use your friends rear bumper as a brake
>Tfw taking cocaine to drive up a mountain
Honest, it is what every modern rpg is made of.
>>47521518
I bet you feel fucking special about it as well.
>The most important thing I learned in boot was how to insult others and let them know I'm better than they are
Like I said, masking a lack of personality with being an asshole.
>>47510019
>>47521518
Army here. We work for a living. Marines can't drink for shit and spend more on sunglasses and covers then beer and cigs.
>>47524789
You know the weirdest thing I miss?
I miss selling cigs in the field.
I have no idea why I miss that, but I do.
Maybe it's because I made a mint since I didn't smoke.
I made like 300 at NTC.
>>47524593
Some of Clarksons tweets
>If Tony Robinson sends a drone over my house, I'll shoot the fucking thing down.
>Socialists. Can you help me to understand why you wear black tights under your shorts when riding your bicycles?
>My first time in A man. It hurt, but I liked it.
>Small typo last night. When I said I'd been in "a man", I meant Amman. Apologies.
>Tomorrow's experiment is whether it's better to play chess on absinthe or moonshine
>>47524819
Fuckers like you are the reason the Naafi always scalped people.
>>47494732
Anon has a point. We ought to be able to have samurai movies without a Dances With Wolves Magic White Guy to comfort the Trump audience..
>>47524894
I made 300 on quantity, not quality. With not smoking or dipping myself, I had a shitload of product.
I think I brought 5 rolls and 15 cartons to NTC. I wasn't really interested in scapling, just making a little bit of profit. I most certainly was charging better prices than anyone else.
>>47524899
Shit, Japan's guilty of it too. Look at Sword of the Stranger.
>>47524789
>Army
>work for a living
With how easy it is to sham out of detail I'm surprised people actually do their duty.
>>47525133
There's a time and a place for shamming, but it relates to command.
If you've got a command that will actually reward you for getting shit done, shamming stops happening, at least on the same level as people expect.
It's when your command is shithead(and don't fucking tell me Marines don't have shithead command) that shit like that becomes an issue.
>47525155
I don't think I've ever actually gotten rewarded by the army for something that wasn't voluntary. Maybe I just got unlucky.
>>47493926
>This is like those people who sent death threats to that kid that played Joffrey on Game of Thrones
My god people are such retards.
>>47525292
>Sending death threats ever
>Not turning up at a premier to shout racial slurs as he conducts live interviews.
>>47483454
hahaha
>>47522622
In the movie Keanu has a magic sword.
Check the webm out again it even glows
>>47522800
Zizek is all of these things retard.
>>47525541
But every sword is suppose to be the same.
Onlz Keanu lknows how to activate it or some shit, thouh it doesn't matter. This movie was shit anyway.
>>47525199
It's too easy for commanders to never actually be nice to joe, that's certainly true.
Sometimes it's just a lack of balls(An LT needs to learn when to kill his Commander that his soldiers have finished all assigned tasks for the day) and some of it is culture bullshit(Yea, before cellphones, there was a reason for everyone to be stuck in the bay. Now there are phones, but the E7s and higher figure since they had to suck, so should joe).
>>47527602
I mean, he knows how to use it because he trained with them, it's part of his backstory.
I'd honestly argue this was one of the better instances of it anyways. He's an honest half Japanese, which the movie talks about him as, in terms of being a straight warrior he's not even the best of them, and he ultimately ends up dead, same as the rest.
I mean, this isn't The Last Samurai or anything.
>>47527021
he's not
>>47529097
>In a 2008 interview with Amy Goodman on Democracy Now!, he described himself as a "communist in a qualified sense," and in another appearance in October 2009 he described himself as a "radical leftist."[30][31]
Next time read a book before posting.
>>47493926
his stand up is horrible, and he routinely does it high as a kite. I say that as someone who actually likes the guy, and think he has real talent, especially in woodworking.
>>47497575
First genuine laff I've had in a while on /tg/
>>47498516
I don't know if I could get through an entire session with Ben "Around Elves, Watch Yourselves" "Killing The Bard Gets Me Hard" "Spot A Gnome, Burn Down Their Home" "Nothing But Scorn For Dragonborn" "Filling The Druid With Seminal Fluid" Garrison.
>>47530762
God damn my sides, I'm down to play with you.
>>47524899
fuck off
>>47510241
All this inter-service banter almost makes me want to join up.
>>47494102
Pros of GRRM as a GM:
>You wouldn't see the inevitable favourite NPC deaths coming (at first)
>Really detailed world
>Probably cooks food to go along with the game
Cons
>Really high lethality, so if you're not into that that's a problem
>Slaughter of NPCs would get old eventually for everyone except him
>Even if he doesn't bring food he'll describe it really vividly and now you're hungry.
