Does anyone have an estimate of how long it will take to repair the Warp Drive? It's no good having Guardsmen with nothing to fight, makes them disorderly.
>>45013303
A delicate matter? Well, if the matter requires a small force then I do believe I and my staff could help you. If you need a large one.....we simply lack the manpower, it would be better to ask Verasii....unless you can't, that is.
>>45013160
As is salvation. They have one chance at redemption. As a Praecentor, my goal is to make sure they achieve that, even after their crimes.
>He nods at the commissar.
I extend my thanks to you for consulting with me. Many others would have already enacted punishments.
>>45013169
>Accepts the stims.
A good choice trooper. With the commissar and the lieutenant we'll be able to wean you off of them. You did well today.
>>45013185
And most assuredly has saved the regiment countless times over. Still, the Inquisition has a tendency to cross lines, and three Inquisitors means three times as many lines crossed.
>>45013255
Well Sergeant, you, the trooper and the Ogryn managed to keep everything together. Without that I wouldn't have been able to set up anything, and would be forced to say my sermons in the mess. Though as I've learned, the chapel is less important than the people in it.
>>45013356 was meant for >>45013021 . I am a mongler of the highest magnitude.
>>45013303
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WARP DRIVE?
>>45013318
Chapter 2: Issued Arms, Attire, Apparatus & Equipment, re-read and confirm you have your albeit limited arsenal in order in a clean and orderly fashion, apart from that, dismissed to do as you see fit. Avoid the Stimms for true happiness stems only from duty.
>>45013396
Please calm down, milady...
>>45013303
Could be worse I suppose... From what I overheard some of the Tech priests saying, it shouldn't be more then a few days at most to repair the damn thing... But then again I usually find it hard to trust something that's covered in more parts then a Orks Truck.
>>45013356
A force of your size is exactly what I need. Verasii... will not find out about this.
>>45013366
Anna. Calm down your still need rest.
The fleet warped in blew up the planet then left.
And this Tech isn't heretical just Innovative.
>>45013360
"Great. We lost Emperor knows how many to these things and you're telling me you took all proper precautions? Clearly not if they got loose!"
>>45013413
I AM AS CALM AS THE EMPYREAN ON A GOOD DAY!
>>45013420
*trembling lip*
what happened to it? What did you people do?
>>45013380
Won't argue with you there sir, Regiment has been....complicated, to say the least. Specially the....property damage...
>Harper takes a moment to exhale at that and calm himself.
.....that was inflicted, to say nothing of the Heresies...ah but it's not my place to say. For -that-, you'd need to ask Interrogator Wellesley when she's done with her meeting.
>>45013396
Those Slaaneshi fuckers infiltrated the ship and damaged the Warp Drive Ma'am.Okay, who's your main character? Because you seem to pop up at the perfect times. I MUST know.
>>45013380
I had run out of bolts, else I would have already been tempted. No doubt He had planned it to be this way.
>He planted his good arms hand on the hilt of his newly crafted power sword
Shall you need anything, I will be easy to find.
>>45013476
luks okay to me boss
>>45013476
>gets on his knees and bows, whimpering
>>45013380
I can hardly justify being praised by you Preacher. After all, I hardly carried any of it. All the heavy lifting was done by troopers Gladraw and the Wada... I just shot the Heretics chasing us.
>>45013489
SLANEESHI? WHAT? IN THIS, my *wheezes* WHAT?this is my main, I'm just not online much.
>>45013425
Overlord Nyzart, the forces at my command only number twenty five men, Is it 'Cloak and Dagger' Operations that you require our assistance with?
>Still eating in the Mess Hall.
>>45013532
To be more precise ma'am, It was a group of Heretical Space Marines... The Emperor's children I believe?
>>45013472
I took them all. I have no clue how they got out. That's why I'm investigating it.
>>45013532
Elena, calm down. It is currently being fixed>>45013554
Their is someone who has a few highly trained men that you can ask for assistance. wink wink nudge nudge
>>45013564currently trying to create a new character
>>45013569
*shudders*
Oh my god-emperor.
>>45013580
*takes a deep breath*
Okay. So what do we do now? Where are we even.
>>45013380
>>45013405
>To the priest
Thank you father, and thank you for the sermon.
>To the Commissar.
As you say sir, I'll go rearm
>Salutes both and leaves to re-equip, then goes looking for Bob Hueman.
>>45013439
Calm down? CALM DOWN? Is tis ALL y'can say? You promised you would 'ave destroyed it, to me! You promised!
>>45013597
>noticing she has slightly calmed down, goes to Rogan's room
>>45013532
I know not how it happened Ma'am, only that we dealt with them and that the Warp Drive must be repaired.
>>45013597
Do you wish some tea ma'am? We have some genuine Governor Grey from Praetoria it's self.
>>45013597
Well... We were given a tow to a nearby imperial world by a Necron ship after two Emperor's children battle barges came out of the warp to attack us...
>>45013580
You're investigating it? And you don't ask the guy who's background is "Detective?"
>>45013489
I should talk to the Interrogator anyways. No true rest but that of the grave.
>He takes out a small dataslate and starts typing on it.
>>45013501
I have no doubt of that. Emperor be with you, Commissar.
>>45013528
You organized it, and you acted to defend it. You deserve some of the credit, just as much as they do.
>>45013599
May He go with you, trooper.
>>45013507
>>45013599
Forgot to click you
>>45013600
I destroyed as much as I could. Although the Machinacus will not allow me to destroy their blueprints they will never use them.
>>45013597
Above Godsypa that necron planet
>>45013671
You are investigating it as well. If I find anything I'll let you know.
>>45013600
>Rhythmically marching down the metallic hallways, finding his way to where>>45013600
had been resting
A Psyker, noted.
>>45013554
I was referring to the entirety of the regiment under your command, or as much if it as you can spare. A scant hundred men, supported by the Kosmosknechts, is all that I require.
>>45013734
>A few stormtroopers are outside the door guarding it and going through data from data slates
>>45013728
Some'ow me don'believe you. Wonder why, eh? W'at else did you lie me about too? Bot' in and out your bedchamber, I mean.
>>45013728
>Deactivates his comm and grumbles
"Well, Greely, looks like you're on your own."
>Begins inspecting the vents and ducts for signs of entry, concealed or otherwise
H-hello? Are you gentlemen buying fish?
Surely you would want to support the economical endeavors of a fellow, "guardsman" wouldn't you?
I'm going to get some sleep now, have fun guys
>>45013758
The -whole- Regiment?! Even if I had the authority to make it happen......although my Inquisitor probably does.....that would certainly make Verasii suspicious.
>Alice shakes her head, then raises a hand to her chin.
I -could- however, requisition a Company or two of Stormtroopers.....they'd be better trained, equipped....better at keeping their mouths closed.
Would -that- be sufficient?
>>45013580This sounds dangerously like it would backfire comrade.
>>45013801G'night M8, may you have cozy sleeps.
We over Gospirya? I need to get into some jungle again. And don't we have the matter of burying Omicron?
>>45013784
My men down there will listen to you if you need them to do something.
>>45013776
Why don't you believe me?>>45013815
_______pic related________
>>45013770
>Meerly passes the room on his way to the Bridge.
>Standing now on the bridge he gazes out over the planet of Gospyria, scowling at the thought of the Xeno's yet to be purged on the planet.
>>45013861What is this?! A picture for ants?!
>Given that she's free to mind her own bussiness, LIX keeps a silent prayer for Omicron, still overhearing the conversation in case of being needed.
>>45013861
>Turns to Jackson's men
Ok, guys, we have any idea how someone could get in here?
>>45013815
It would suffice, however there is a certain... quality about the regiment under your command that makes me feel as if they are the best for the job. As for Verasii, all you need to do is giver this datapacket
>Nyzart produces a small box
And give it to her, saying that you discovered it on Sommerius.
>>45013861
Because let's see. I gave you a way to save Somerius, get wreck w'ile keeping everyone safe, and t'en you screw everything up because yor ego 's worth more dan billions of lives?
Get out of 'ere- No! Wait. Did y'find a pendant on me or layin' round? If yes gimme. Then go.
>>45013861Everything could go wrong.
>>45013896
I.....LIX, what do you think of this? Nyzart hasn't steered us wrong in the past. But.....I believe I need more information before I make a decision. I apologize, but I must be sure of what I'd be getting in to.
woz sumone lookin for me?
>Wada, ahving finished his Meal is patroling the ship, searching for something to do.
>>45013997shitting shit fucking nametags
>>45013962
Think about it. You'll be purging xenos, partly for your Emperor, and I am prepared to provide you with a standard template construct that you could trade to a forge world for a large amount of prestige.
>>45013932
Yes I did.
>hands her the pendant
Right after we freed you from the defilers claws I had you in surgery. By the time I finished saving you the fleet was already in orbit.
>stands up
Your clothes are in that draw.
>>45013962I doubt that
>>45013895
> one of the men a Sgt. Forrest turns to you
The main way is one of the two lifts the servitor tunnels could also be used if need be. The vents could possibly be used as well but that would be quite a drop.
>>45014020
Yeah I was bob, I was wondering if you wanted to spar, practice our hand to hand, given the fact we've wound up attacked in enclosed areas it's probably worth brushing up on.
>>45014022
An STC?! If you can provide proof that it is a genuine STC and that it isn't corrupt.....as well what our task will be and I.....will have to think it over.I need to brb soon for like 10 minutes so it gives me an excuse to be temporarily inactive.
>>45013962
>Ends her prayer and walks up to Alice's side.
>Whispering.
Never trust the Xeno, Alice, if Nyzart doesn't want Verasii, the person who is in theory in charge to keep track of his activities over the planet... it can't be good to mankind...
Albeit I will not discuss how helpful he has been and the sheer respect I have to him, I am loyal to my word. I swore to protect mankind upon taking the mantle of assassin, and this box may be able to endanger it. I'd suggest playing along and trying to know what lies inside, then study it ourselves before deciding if to hand it over to Verasii as Nyzart said or hand it to her telling the truth.
>>45014072
sounds good boss
>stands up learing down at the trooper
Hit me ya git!
>>45014069
Aren't you good at psychology, eh?
>grabs the pendant
Y'could- nah, you should'ave left me t'ere. It would'ave been better for we both, implying t'ere was ever a "we" Now shoo.
>>45014072
Trooper! If you were looking for someone to spar with, all you had to do was ask!
>>45014069
So, Forrest, basically two lifts, servitor tunnels, or vents if we've got someone who can fly. This just keeps getting better.
My lead suspect would still be the Emperor's Children, but it doesn't fit their MO, does it?
general question, will >>45014120 and I have to roll for sparring or just emote with rule of cool
>Pulls the new Power Sword from it's scabbard, eyeing the craftsmanship. Appeased he resheathes it, leaving the Bridge.
>>45014133
>>45014120
>>45014072
>Heavy footsteps echoing in the hall announce his coming
Keeping your minds sharp, Guardsmen?
>>45014169you are going to be pucnhing an Ork, I odn't think dice rolls will help much
>>45014133
you can try too
>grins at the Sgt.
>>45014120
>Approaches the Guardsmen that are about to spar and decides to watch.
>>45014133
>salutes the Sergeant
Right. brb in 10 minutes, 20 max chaps.
Consider Alice to be debating what to do about Nyzart's offer.
>>45014133
Free to join us sir!
>starting fairly basically, gladraw attempts to elbow Bob across the jaw>>45014120
>>45014130
I couldn't leave you there if I had to.
>>45014163
Not exactly but if they had no support and they were desperate enough they could possibly. But that means they need to use the lift to get here.
>>45014169Here's the good thing about Freeforms like this: That's up to both of you. Dices are ussually used more often because fairness in randomness, but rule of cool is not denied if both agree.
>>45014221
>unflinching as the elbow makes contact grins wider still before proceeding to deal a swift headbutton a side note I made this
>>45014227
... Y' know, I would LOVE to t'ank you. But saving Somerius was wort' a bit more t'an saving a teamkillin' fucktard witch.
>>45014227
>Begins checking the lifts for signs of space marines using them recently
"How close to the engine room are we?"
>>45014245Man that guardsman's face surely is pale, he should sunbathe a bit.
>>45014180
More then most Orks and Ogryn Sir. You could try getting involved Sir. You might learn a thing or two
>>45014208
>He'd give an uneasy nod towards the Ogryn, himself not entirely comfortable with being in-charge of someone that could rip his arm from his socket before using it as a toothpick
At ease Trooper
>>45014245
>lowers his head to have the hard part of the cranium come in contact with the blow and staggers backwards from the blow
By the Emperor that's a strong hit,
>Regains his composure and takes up a defensive stance, feet spread shoulder length, legs bent slightly, hands in guard.
>>45014281
>>45014245Yeah... And that skin tone is WAY to green... Hey wait a minute! He's just from some Feral world!
>>45014258
What can I say, I fell for you and I guess you meant more to me that a rock that was wiped clean by supposed allies.
>>45014280
Not terribly far. They would have to traverse a few floors to get here.
>>45014298
for you
>snears before lashing out with a kick
>>45014287
>Wada nods and pulls out a few Rations he got from the Mess Hall.
Want one?love you too, malak. how should wada unnerve you today?
>>45014298
>The Ogryn silently watches, having already finished one Ration.
>>45014287
Your Guardsmen would have nothing to show me, 'Sergeant'.
>He turns his focus to the two sparring
Work earns Salvation.
>>45014245I'm sincerely imagining that the caracter is an ork with a simple piece of paper that says -'humie- placed over his face as if it was a mask and everyone is too oblivious (by sheer stupity) or too smart (not wanting to loose their heads to a Green Mean Machine Of Death) to tell the difference.
>>45014347
>Tries to grab the leg and pull bob off balance
>>45014374annnnnnnd it's now canon, would you want to accuse the guy of heresy?
>>45014344
Dat just y'word. Words words words. Leave me'lone, please.
>>45014344
>Begins thinking
Does this ship have any uncaught stowaways on record? No Hrud infestations or anything like that?
>>45014374Dem powers of da WAAAGH, man.
>>45014374he believes it works, and thus it does :P
>>45014374ahem
>>45014388
>attempts pull away from the grab with another kick before realising he missed an important detail concerning his anatomy.
>falls flat on his arse pulling the guardsman down with him
>>45014391I'm ok with this so long as people can decide if they know or not
>>45014391Well Lixxy knows the truth as stated on the previous thread so she has no reason to accuse an ork of heresy, As far as she knows, orks aren't part of the imperial creed nor bound to the imperial law nor anything like that, so they can't technically be heretics.
>>45014432
>tries to scrabble up along 'bob' and press one arm down on his throat while using the other hand to strike across his jawtrying to figure out how I'd use what I learn in Judo on Ork anatomy is hard, but since I don't know he's an ork....
>>45014436so we have Lixxy who knows but trusts the Ork and everybody else will find out for themselves or not?
>>45014348
>Malak would stare uneasily at the Ogryn for a moment before cautiously taking one of the rations from him
...Thanks.
>>45014370
>"God-Emperor I hate pricks like him... It's assholes like him that wish the rest of my Regiment hadn't been killed on Someris. At least back then the Commissar never shot anyone in the unit..."
>>45014465
>rolls over lazily in an attempt to smother Gladraw
say you'z a grot!
>>45014374
>>45014391Orc innate psychic field at his best, desu.
>>45014479Victus believes the skin condition story because it's a Penal legion and is so far impressed with his eagerness to serve so checks all the boxes for him so far.
>>45014391Gary knows, but won't do anything just yet, since he's dealt with Ork infiltrators before.
The last guy playing a disguised Ork said that a Painboy painted the Kommando's brain purple, so he'd be complete sneaky loike. It worked so well the kommando honestly believed he was a humie.
>>45014479Looks like so, I'd say Gary also knows given he knew about sergeant KommandoInDisugise on the old threads but wants to play along with the green guy.
>>45014479Pic Related
>>45014402
If that is what you want.
>smile
>that's the most broken fake smile ever.
I'll leave you to it. If you need me, you know where to find me.
>quickly leaves the room and starts heading to cargo hold 3
>>45014412
If they were uncaught then we wouldn't know about them. And I've never seen a Hrud around.
>>45014479well, wada probably won´t for a really long while
>>45014496
>The Ogryn nods, remembering his own former Commissar, as he finished another Ration.
You try too, or still no?
>>45014527I already had him tell Lix that he just wanted to meet this Emprah git who had all ummies follow him, sort of looking for his idle
>>45014542
As if me knew you.
>Anna puts the pendant against her hear, and seems to listen to something. She puts hit back around her neck, gets dressed and tries to walk around with her new leg- failing horribly.
>>45014542
>takes the lifts up and begins checking for signs of disturbance. If he can't find any, he checks the servitor entrance
>>45014502
>As the 'guardsman' rolls slowly he places one knee on the waist and grabs the armor at the chest, planting one foot on the ground as he winds up underneath he'd push trying to roll with the 'guardsmans' momentum back on top. Failing to move the incredibly strong and heavy man however he gets pins underneath, holding his breath and pushes upwards with his body trying to move out of the position.and in writing this I've realised judo is the most homo erotic thing in my life
>>45014589
>Folds his arms behind his back
Your hand-to-hand is lacking, perhaps that head you took was only dumb luck?
>He cocked his brow, seeming ignorant of the Ogryn and Sergeant next to him
>>45014589
I SAID
>shifts his weight to further crush the poor trapped man
SAY YOU'Z A GROT!
>>45014585
>Jackson approaches while rubbing his eye.
Greely. How are you? Find anything new?
>>45014629
You're the grot!
>tries to wrap his arm around the neck of bob and choke him, but that doesn't work.
>Straining to say it from the pressure.
Fine, you win bob
>>45014645
"Trying to figure out which entrance whoever did this took. Emperor's Children seem like the only suspect right now, but it doesn't fit."
"How would they know to use this? They didn't have any Psykers as far as I could tell. And Amelia didn't seem to be on good terms with them."
>>45014589
>>45014502
>It takes every ounce of will power that the young Sergeant has too keep himself from merely bursting out and laughing at Gladraw fighting the Or-"Humie" in hand to hand combat, and seeing that neither side is willing to go down decides to end it
ALRIGHT! BACK OFF BOTH OF YOU!
>>45014674
>effortlessly get up and turns around, offering a hand to the breathless guardsman
gud fightin boss.
>>45014678
They could have discovered it when they were moving about the ship.
>>45014674
>Makes a sharp 'Tsk' sound in disappointment
Perhaps you will visit with Him sooner than planned if that is how you preform in hand-to-hand.
>>45014605
>>45014704
>Tries to hand the Commissar a Ration, before stopping and turning back to the fight.
...Average... Commissar...
>The words are whispered, so that only the Sergeant can hear them.
>>45014674
>>45014715
Wada hands the rations Bob and Gladraw instead.
>>45014715
>Takes the hand to stand up
Thanks, you too, I thought I was much better than that, particularly groundfighting, I don't know what happened I must be getting rusty
>>45014589
>>45014629
>>45014674
*claps and giggles*
Reminds me the wrestling matches we used to go bet on when I was a young girl.
>>45014704
>>45014734
>>45014748
>strolls around casually
>or pretend to stroll casually, in truth she falls down every two steps and swears loudly before getting back on her feet
>>45014739
>grabs the food and stuffs it in his mouth
>>45014743
rust ain't that bad, least you can giv the basterd tetnus
>Radio's crackle static
"Yo yo yo whatsup this is DJ Pete on the ones and two's!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU start's playing
>Captain Midas's voice is in the background
"That'll be all pete"
>Door closing sound
>DJ pete fades the mic back up
"Fucking hate that guy and his shit music."
>>45014734
Oh, a Commissar! I am sorry, I didn't realize a new commissar had been assigned to the regiment.
*bows shortly*
Navigator Elena. Though the robes and headband should give it away. Or the mutations.
>>45014764
Throne's sake Anna, my grandaunt bumps into less things and she's got... let's not mention it.
>>45014764
>Cautiously eyes the Psyker before grimacing and striding to in front of her, gazing down at her one of the many times she had fallen.
>Pausing for a moment it appears he's just going to gloat, but instead he offers a gloved hand from his non-wounded arm.
>>45014678
> Meanwhile, deep within the warp where Tzeentch lies
HEH HEH! Yessss All according to my EVER growing Schemes! Now to further hide the Relics of the Salamanders before I continue to mess with the crew of the Penance NEH HEHEHEHE!!!
>>45014780
>not calling it Cadiafornia
>disappointmentintensifies.jpg
>>45014725
Unless these things are as clever as Jokaero, someone else had to have done itGreely thinks Jokaero look like monkies, he's never actually seen one.
>>45014739
>Hears the sound of sparring, is tempted to join but remembers his arms and legs are mechanical
"You know, when I agreed to the Augmentation, I didn't know how much it would change things."
>continues searching for clues
"I wouldn't trade it, you know, but it takes some getting used to my new strengths"
>>45014780
"Shit, now this I kinda like!"
>>45014773>>45014739
True, well you've shown you're the better fighter, maybe you can show me what you know.
>takes the ration appreciatively and starts eating
Thanks big guy
I RETURN. CONTINUE THE DIPLOMACY.....if the Diplomacy people are still here.....Also, apologies for being a bit later than I said.
>>45014797
Two legs and two arms, a'reckon, unlike me, the Queen of Poor Decisions.
>it is not difficult to notice bot her left arm and leg are prosthetic now
>she also seems to have even less hair. On the only side of her head to actually have any form of hair to begin with.
>>45014805
>looks at the hand like it was a venomous snake
>>45014843
I knowz shooty and I knowz choppy and sometimes I knowz burny but I don't like to gete Ol' Skorchy out unless it's a special occassion.
>continues to munch on the ration
>>45014805
HEY HATMAN! you wan'na punch up?
>>45014864
Oh if you were generous you could still call it legs yes, and she had two. Ahem.
*points to the commissar*
Also that's a commissar. They're not nice often so don't push it Anna.
>>45014843
>Hearing this, Malak's will would finally snap and he would burst out laughing
BAH AHAHA! That wasn't even close to a fight! HE LITERALLY ROLLED OVER YOU! BAH AHAHAHA!
>>45014822
Well I got nothing right now. My men are taking some readings and searching the servitor tunnels.
I'm going to go practice some sword fighting to work out some anger. Maybe that new Commissar brat will spar with me. What do you think of him?
>>45014780
>Wanders round a corridor filling in paperwork
>Bobbing head to Informal Penance FM
>>45014864
>Reclines his hand, returning it to being folded behind his back
Suit yourself
>>45014797
Victus, pleasure I'm sure.
>>45014885
>Shook his head at the oddly green Guardsman
I'm afraid my arm has yet had time to heal, and a Commissar never engages without his sword in hand.
>>45014894FUCKING NAME CHANGING! thought I changed that back!
>>45014843
>Wada just grins at Gladraw and eats another Ration himself.
Gonna eat lots. mess hall´s closed.switching to phone
>>45014894
My ears are buzzing. *shakes head*
>>45014900
Ooh, swordfighting! How good are you with the sabre? Or do you prefer the épée?
>>45014849yo
>>45014891
An' I'm a noble and all of that, 'cept we both are in this fucking place so it does not count I guess? You wanna hear how I lost more or less 'alf my limbs? It is a tale of stupidity and meltabombs.
>>45014917
M'will.
>Finishes up his next sermon and goes back to wandering the corridors.
>>45014917
suit ya self fancy pants, anyone else want to try it?
>>45014923
how bout you?
>points at the Ogryn
>>45014900
"I may as well back them up."
"Oh, the new Commisar - He's got a stick up his ass, but most people in authority do when they first join this unit. I remember when I first got attached on Cadia to hunt genestealers.."
"How's Anna, by the way? Verasii's making noise about giving her Throne Agent status, but I think she needs to come to terms with what happened to Rogan."
>>45014927
>He'd whisper to Elena and the rest of his men
A weeks pay says Jackson wins....
>>45014894
>Lets out a small laugh
Yeah I guess so.
Why don't you give him a go then sarge?
>Can't help but look skyward as if he could see the ships broadcasts
Since when did this pass for music.
>Muttering to himself somewhat as he refocuses on the conversations
>>45014929
>>45014085
One moment Nyzart.
>Alice hastily turns to LIX and turns LIX by her good shoulder.
>"Lass, what do we do here? I know that usually we don't trust Xeno's, but an STC.....an ST Bloody C.
If it's intact......you have no idea of the value, both the Imperium and.......well to ourselves as well.
Titan's have marched and worlds have burned over the things you know........
And if we'd be killing Xenos to get it.....well we do that anyway....
>>45014939
I offered you my friendship at some point, if you hadn't bitten the hand that could have fed you, said hand could have pulled something with the navis nobilite and gotten you actual prostethics. 't Is not the first time the tale of your life spells stupidity.
>>45014993
*laughs heartily*
Sure, sure.
>>45014927
Out of the two I'd have to say the épée. Although I do quite like a saber, nice flow to it.
>>45014987
>he looks obviously saddened
She doesn't trust me apparently. I don't really know what to do. I think she blames me for Somerius. I destroyed one of my most successful and helpful projects to keep her and she left me anyway.
>>45015003
>he'd whisper so only Gladraw hear him
Pfft are you serious? With that large a stick up his ass he's more likely to shoot me
>>45015019
B-but... what if it's a lie?
Even worse:
W-what if it's not an STC but rather a guide to create men of iron or something tainted?
>>45014974
> Wada seems eager to take you up on the offer, but instead shakes his head.
Not with commissar. Besides still hungry.
>>45015094
>Quietly
I was talking about Bob there Sir, not the commissar.
>Hits her comm to Nyzart
"Nyzart? Am going to have to take care of business elsewhere for a while. When I return, I may be a little shorter, which will mean pact is over, or I may have eliminated major threat to pact, in which case I will be tall freak who scares boys, as I always am."
"Ask Interrogator Ryn if you need anything in my absence."Subtle Guillotine reference is subtle
>>45015013
So, what do you say commissar? a little duel? to teach the men the proper way to fight.
>>45015089
She's the kind that pushes the people who are nice to her away, it's not you.
So, fancy a little sparring? I'm a bit out of practice anyhow. You can get weapon pick.
Also, I heard someone is just going to bet his entire weeks' pay.
*winks at Sgt. Malak*
>>45015143
Ah, well, I'll step back in that case.
>>45015067
Hey, t'ese ARE actual prosthetic. And me do not remember we being in such bad terms but eh, does it surprise me when someone 'ates me?
>>45015120
Ow 'bout an eatin' contest then?
>grins widely exposing his teef, rations still clining to them
>Gives a stern stare to everyone, clearly knowing that conversations are being had in secret
>>45015143
Have a weapon you plan on using?
>Tilted his head ever so slightly
>>45015173
We just have a very different idea of what nobility entails, you and me.
>>45015097
If it's a lie then why not feed it to Verasii? I mean, I'm not going to be an expert on Xenos, but surely that would make more sense than involving us.
And if it -is- malign......you just leave that to me. I shall deal with it personally.
Actually.....
>Alice turns and again bows before Nyzart.
Noble Overlord, LIX raises a very valid point, we must be sure for ourselves that the STC is safe, if we can do so.....you will sway my opinion in your favour.
>>45015211not going to pretend to be an expert
>>45015166
Those are the best the Mechanicus can produce.
>>45015199
Our swords, deactivated of course.
>>45015089
>Realizing Jackson is busy, he goes to back up the men in the tunnelsand leaves briefly to fetch his dinner
>>45015183
Wada grins. He drops the Box of rations and goes of in search for more.
>>45015233
*smiles*
Depends which people within the Mechanicus you're friends with, Ltn. Jackson.
With this, I'll leave you to your sparring. Look like someone is keeping his week's pay.time for bed here
>>45015204
Me didn't rig meltabombs on meself an' fling meself against a defiler, blowing meself up to help a compulsive liar, just to 'ear you calling me a selfish brat. But me did surf an 'eldrake to retrieve information needed to save dat shitty agri world and guess w'at? Nobody cared! So w'atever.
>>45015233
>Hand of his unwounded arm falls upon the hilt of his sword
Better test the grade of this weapon before proper use in any case.
>Unsheathing the brand new power blade he holds it steady in front of him in a neutral stance, wounded arm hanging rather limp to his side
>>45015300
>oggles the blade enviously
that's a might nice bit o' shiney
>>45015300Powersword is as close as you can get to a Master Crafted weapon without it actually being classed as Master Crafted. Praetorians don't mess around when it comes to the sword of an Officer......
In case you actually wanted to know.....
>>45015361I was planning on keeping this one, unlike that unfortunate chainsword it had to replace, so that's good!
>>45015300
>draws his powersword and gives it a few practice swings.
>then he falls into the same stance with one arm behind him.
I'll give you the same handicap.
Switching to phone.
>>45015379Glad to hear it, if you need any other kit, just ask Harper or Alice(They're both mine anyway), they'll hook you up with the good stuff.
>>45015408Apparently, someone doesn't like Jackson's weapons.
>>45015397
>Moves to press the swords into a bind
If you have an advantage, never lower yourself, what kind of example would that be Lieutenant?Rolling or just going along with it?
>>45014780
>Static crackles around the ship.
"Now that was a banger. Reminds me of the la...."
>Sounds of a door being forced open
"Whaaat are you doing here"
>Mic fades in and out
>robotic voice announces
"010101000001010101010101"
>DJ Pete replies
"Stop with that binary nonsense, HEY get your filthy paws off me"
>Heavy Flamer sounds......
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M fades in
"If anyone could remove engineering from the studio I'd appreciate it allot."
>>45015211
I have investigated it and found that it contains no trace of daemonic energies.
>>45015298
Oh are you just afraid i'll be right?
>>45015463A sword fight to the sound of Disco Inferno, I approve
>>45015451
One that enjoys a level fight. So are we going to do this down and dirty or high and mightyjust go with it
>>45015451
> returns juggling around 10 boxes, before looking at the ensuing duel.
Better then month latrine suty.
>>45015521
> duty
>>45015494
Victory needs no explanation.
>Pushing the sword to be level with the floor he thrusts forward from the bind, aiming square in the chest
>>45015521
ah they you iz ya git, sike em on the table, you wanna watch the fancypants first?
>gestures to the SGT. and Commissar
>>45015441It's more the fact that Praetorians know how to do Officer's gear(What with them literally being the British Empire in space and all). The Commissar is an Officer.
If one wishes to outfit a Regiment or several with good-very good weapons, go to Jackson(As Jackson's weapons are certainly non-standard and all the better for it)
If one wishes to outfit individual people or small groups with very good-near best weapons, go to the Praetorians.
Of course if you actually want the BEST weapons......Tau/Eldar or straight from Mars. Necrons too if you can find friendly ones.
>>45015521
>he'd raise a brow at this remark, a dozen different Idea's rolling around in his head as to the Ogryn's meaning
... Wada... I don't know how to respond to that.
>>45015475
Hm.....in that case, I'd like to see it for myself, make sure it's intact. I will look, but not touch.
>>45015463
>Makes his way to Pete's studio, throwing the door open
Someone in engineering has insulted the machine spirits of the ships engines!
>>45015550
> The Ogryn simply nods. He starts cheering for Jackson.
>>45015546
>knocks the blade to the side and steps to the right
Your fast.
>goes for a sideways slash
>>45015585
>slaps the Ogryn on the shoulder
come on Hatman spit in his eye!
>>45015578
>A group of tech priest are surrounding DJ Pete with look of violent lust in there eye/eyes.
>They don't hear as they attempt to probe the DJ.
>DJ Pete is flaying round in circles trying to shake them off and releasing the odd burst of flamer.
"ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>Disco Inferno is still playing
>>45015562
> points at boxes
Trooper in kitchen call it deal.
>>45015597
>Pulls the blade into a horizontal parry, doing his best to circle and maintain parallel to his opponent
What use is a weapon if you can't use it first?
>Pushing his parry further he attempts to push his way inside and shoulder barge
>>45015617
I heard that the one insulting the engines was planning to adjust a land raider into heretek if he got his hands near one!
>>45015618
'Ow many teef did he scam out of ya?
>>45015658
What use is a weapon if you can't use yourself?
> jumps to the side and attempts to kick him in the chest
>>45015734
>Recoils from the kick, spinning on the backfoot with his long coat fluttering upward, making him a confusing target as he swings back around, a slash aimed at his neck
>>45015712
>Immediately all the tech priests disconnect and run down to the lower decks.
"Thankyou Gladraw, I dedicate this next hit to you!"
>DJ Pete turn's his torso 175 degrees and hits play with his plasma cannon
>You notice there is still a persistent techpriest wedged between what would be his shoulders.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E starts playing
>Can't stop trying to figure out how did Nyzart managed to get an STC and wondering why he'd want it found in Somerius rather than here in Gospyria.
>>45015772
>Closes the door to the studio
Uhhh pete, you've still got one on your back.
>>45015717
> Wada thinks, before comming to the conclusion you meant money.
Nothing. Just clean latrine. Not destroy.
>>45015764
>it would have been a good hit if the target was there.
Nice miss.
>goes for a leg sweep to knock him to the ground.
>>45015781
Lixxy......what do we do if this STC is the real deal? Surely killing a few Xenos is worth it if it'll help the Imperium by acquiring it.
>>45015834
>Scowling at his miss his eyes track his leg as it sweeps low, doing his best to jump and propel himself forward into the Lieutenant in a move only a cocksure madman would attempt. Or an Ork.
>>45015814
soundz like fair deal! shame I'll eat all the grub
>>45015574
Of course. I will send it up to the Poison Star. I don't want it onboard the Informal Penance for reasons that I hope are obvious to you.
>>45015836
The question is what Xenos will we be sent to kill... what purpose do they serve to be a pain in the back for Ambassador Nyzart... and why not say it was found here and gifted to increase the Imperium-Necron relationship?
I don't know, Alice, I have a really baaaaaaaaaad feeling about this...
>>45015854
>brings his sword up to block the commissars sword and gets ready to take the blow
>>45015781not the STC, the data packet he wants you to give to Verasii.
>>45015868
Indeed, too many.....'prying' eyes......
I understand.
Might I ask what this...'box' you wish that I give to Verasii contains? If not, I understand.
>>45015870
Well the most likely cause lass is that he doesn't trust his current connection.
Also because the Imperium, as good intentioned as they are might just destroy a perfectly good STC just because a Xeno held it once.
>>45015911
>Collides with the Lieutenant with his full weight, swords clashing as they do.
Zeal is it's own excuse.
>He exclaims moments before impact.
>>45015859
>Wada snorts.
For eating contest, both sides eat.
>>45015911
> The Ogryn continues watching the duel.
>>45015925
It contains military intelligence that should convince her to send your regiment to the target planet.
>>45015870Oh, I think I know who Nyzart is aiming for..
>Is looking through the servitor tunnels with the rest of the team Jackson sent out, nightvision goggles on.
"Anyone got anything?"
>>45015800
>DJ Pete engages 360degree sentury mode in over drive and the tech priest flys to the floor, Pete raise his massive foot and crushes the tech priest.
"Fility animals, Speaking of fility animals Interogator Alice has been in touch and requested the next track, she also sends her love to Licks whoever that is and wonders if she would join her in her private quarters later for some um bongo.".
>Pete cuts the mic
"Good work Gladraw, take a badge"
>The ancient Dreadnought gestures with his plasma cannons towards a box of Blue Informal Penance Badges.
"that will get you into most museum for free!"
>>45016005
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8 start's playing
>>45015960
>The assassin dares to step into the conversation.
What's the target that makes you want to employ humans rather than your own troops to deal with it? Old rivals?
>>45015992what's you're guess? I'm curious.
>>45015960
Hm.....very well, I will confirm the authenticity of the STC and then......well.....I shall have a little 'chat' with the Ordo Xenos.
>>45016005My Jimmies are rustled. THEY ARE INCREDIBLY RUSTLED. 'Filthy Animal'. My jummies.
>>45016005losing my fucking shit laughing at this
I uhh, thanks.
>takes one of the badges and backs away out the door from the giant killing machine man.
You take care Pete.
>>45015943
>quickly throws the Commissar off and rolls to the side.
I didn't expect a Commissar to do that.
>stands up straight
Why not call it a draw?
>>45016053
>Water pipe smoking noises comes from inside the dreadnought
>Smoke vents through the bodys holes
>Pete waves
"Yeah Bro I'll catch you later"
>>45016021
>>45016036
>Darasaur Belk is twerking and vouging in nothing but a thong while his various victims watch in disbelief as he twerks and vouges at them while singing this songand x-files is in half an hour
>>45016063
A draw!? why can't any of you ummie's win!?
>slams a green fist on the table next to him in anger
>>45016063
>Rises to his feet, sliding his sword back into its' sheath
Anything for a chance at victory.
>He grimaces as he adjusts the position of his wounded arm before offering his sword hand
We'll continue, another time.
>Faintly giving a smirk
>>45016005
>Has a shiver rolling up her spine that tells her name was mentioned somewhere... almost making her want to cough...
>>45016097
Because with a move like that one of us would have died.
>>45015992
"Greely, can we have a little, friendly chat?"
>>45016111
Good fight. I'd like to do this again when your not wounded.
>shakes his hand.
>>45016031
Maybe, I'm not really sure.
>>45016089God Emperor how horrifying. Please never put that image in my head ever again.
>>45016118
you just need a dok to stitch the bits back on
>mutters under his breath
stoopid ummies don't know how to have a good skrap
>>45016128
"Can you guys handle this without me? Lemme know if you find anything."
>Hits his comm
"Sure, where are you? Unless you want this over comms."
>>45016097
>Makes his way back to the room
Did I miss much?
>>45016141
>Bowed his head
Guardsmen best learn by example, so we shall
>>45016165
"Right behind you, cretin"
>taps on your shoulder
"Divination, remember?"
>>45016171
those two fancy ones had a toofpick fightin match but no one won
>>45016097
Don't you win?
> Wada tosses his new rival a box rations and began to eat out of another one, daring the green soldier to begin.
>>45016197
>The augmented throne agent jumps when you speak!
"Shit!"
>Waits for Jackson's men to move on.
"So, What's going on?"
>>45016217
bring it on!
>bites staight into the box of rations and starts to chew through the container
>>45016260
"Nothing much. Kicked Jackson away, everything still insulting me no matter how many limbs I sacrifice for them, all as usual.
Look, Greely, if you were... forced to work for someone and had enough of it, would you subconsciously try to kill yourself?"
>>45016021
>Static kicks up
"World shifting news gentlemen, reports are flooding in that Lieutenant Jackson has just wiped the floor with our new commissar Victus in a duel."
>Deep laughing and a waaaat wat waaaaaahhhhh sound effect.
"Remember Commissar the first cut is the deepest"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoitegszoRc plays louder than normal songs do
>>45016347
>Vimes searches out the room where Pete is broadcasting from, opening the door.
>>45016413it begins
>>45016275
>The Ogryn watches Bob bite through the Box as he finishes his own and grabs his second one.
Fastet or lose.
> Wada appaers to get smugger by the ration.
>>45016413
OFF-AIR
>Still laughing about the duel
>Torso spins 70 degrees
"Can I help you pal?"
I believe that we shall head back to the Star and investigate the STC, then we shall finish our discussion.
>Alice extends a hand towards Nyzart.
But I believe that we can't leave without the intelligence we must give to Verasii? It would be rather poor form.
>>45016172
So, want me to fix up that arm of yours?
>>45016158You love it stop lying to yourself
>>45016344
"Well, only if I was facing a fate worse than death. Is this about Verasii? Because she doesn't like conscripts much."
>Cocks a brow whilst looking up
>>45016458
Sure, want to tell me about our resident Psyker while you do it?
Ambassador... now, with the STC sent into the astartes' ship and with us taking care about your little box... there's something I'd like to ask you before we head back to the ship...
>>45016443
>not wanting to be beaten the Ork shoves the rest of the box into his gaping maw before grabbing two more
I ain't loosing to you!
>>45016444
...Of course you are.
>Steps in and closes the door.
Well, you keep the men entertained. When do you go back on air?
>>45016472
"It was just in the realm of hypothesis, cretin! Do not assume!
I heard that everything I did on Somerius was for nothing at all, anyway. Namely spitting out my lungs... twice... to locate a rogue psyker that went ignored, and point blank detonating myself and a cluster of meltabombs against a defiler! Well I am so proud of you useless cunts! Bah.
So back to hypothesis, what if something yours was... oh damn do you even know WHY I work for Verasii?"
>>45016502
OFF-AIR
"Ayyy I do, This is my station and room and that's my door, that's my tech priest"
>Gestures to crushed tech priest on the floor
"I've got till the end of this song what can I do for you?"
